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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,693 --> 00:00:03,695 - Some call him Lucifer. 2 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,465 Some call him Satan. 3 00:00:10,301 --> 00:00:11,803 I call him Master. 4 00:00:14,739 --> 00:00:18,442 Creatures who live off human flesh do exist. 5 00:00:19,877 --> 00:00:24,516 Creatures who drink blood and can become wolves are real. 6 00:00:25,884 --> 00:00:27,352 Do you hear me? 7 00:00:27,352 --> 00:00:29,554 I'm gonna tell you a secret. 8 00:00:29,554 --> 00:00:32,124 I'm one of those creatures 9 00:00:32,124 --> 00:00:35,627 and I eat little boys like you for dinner. 10 00:00:36,795 --> 00:00:39,932 And on a full moon, I become a wolf. 11 00:00:39,932 --> 00:00:43,268 Do you know what a werewolf is? 12 00:00:43,268 --> 00:00:45,738 Do you know what a vampire is? 13 00:00:47,139 --> 00:00:49,708 - Stop this! You're scaring the boy to death. 14 00:00:49,708 --> 00:00:53,345 - It's okay. Kids like to be scared. 15 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:59,084 I'll slip in your house and drink your blood. 16 00:01:00,652 --> 00:01:02,387 I'm a creature of the night. 17 00:01:02,387 --> 00:01:05,457 - Sometimes you're a total asshole. 18 00:01:05,457 --> 00:01:07,893 - And I'll come into your house and kill you 19 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:10,129 and the whole family. 20 00:01:10,129 --> 00:01:13,632 I'm a vampire! 21 00:01:14,934 --> 00:01:16,936 I'm a vampire! - Stop it. 22 00:01:18,271 --> 00:01:19,605 - Don't kill me. 23 00:01:21,507 --> 00:01:26,345 I'll be back tonight, hee hee! 24 00:01:33,652 --> 00:01:34,821 Hey, Mildred. 25 00:01:34,821 --> 00:01:36,622 I'm gonna lay down, take a nap. 26 00:01:36,622 --> 00:01:41,360 Wake me up in time for lunch. 27 00:01:43,029 --> 00:01:44,097 Little pussy. 28 00:02:12,426 --> 00:02:14,028 - Oh my god! Oh no! 29 00:02:14,895 --> 00:02:17,097 No, what have you done? 30 00:02:17,097 --> 00:02:19,199 He was only joking. 31 00:02:19,199 --> 00:02:24,004 What have you done? Oh no! 32 00:02:26,807 --> 00:02:28,542 - Jim, are you all right? 33 00:02:28,542 --> 00:02:31,846 - Yeah, yeah. I just fell asleep. 34 00:02:31,846 --> 00:02:33,147 Hey, what time is it? 35 00:02:33,147 --> 00:02:35,850 - Time to rehearse. Come on. 36 00:02:35,850 --> 00:02:37,417 - Paul, what would I do without you? 37 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:38,886 - Be late a lot. 38 00:02:38,886 --> 00:02:41,823 Oh, Sammy's girlfriend's coming to watch us rehearse. 39 00:02:41,823 --> 00:02:43,925 It's tough being The Bad Boys. 40 00:02:43,925 --> 00:02:48,229 An up-and-coming rock star's job is never done. 41 00:02:48,229 --> 00:02:49,030 Let's go. 42 00:02:50,498 --> 00:02:53,835 Oh, now Paul, fix that sound on the new song. 43 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:58,739 Hey, the next guy 44 00:02:58,739 --> 00:03:00,175 that calls me that is dead meat, man. 45 00:03:00,175 --> 00:03:01,809 - Gonna be ready for the concert? 46 00:03:01,809 --> 00:03:03,478 Yeah. 47 00:03:17,058 --> 00:03:20,461 * Started when I got my first guitar * 48 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:23,798 * At the age of 10 49 00:03:23,798 --> 00:03:27,636 * I can hardly play but when I strum that thing * 50 00:03:27,636 --> 00:03:30,873 * I got the right note now and then * 51 00:03:30,873 --> 00:03:33,542 * All I could see was my name in lights * 52 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:36,545 * All I could do was dream 53 00:03:36,545 --> 00:03:40,649 * Now I see what my mama said to me * 54 00:03:40,649 --> 00:03:45,654 * Son, you know, it's hard to win * 55 00:03:46,855 --> 00:03:50,659 * It's a nightmare, it's a nightmare * 56 00:03:52,128 --> 00:03:57,133 * Soon I know it's got me 57 00:03:58,534 --> 00:04:03,072 * Well, it's a nightmare, a scary nightmare * 58 00:04:04,306 --> 00:04:06,775 * Gotta work real hard 59 00:04:06,775 --> 00:04:11,781 * So I can show my stuff and blow them away * 60 00:04:18,021 --> 00:04:21,358 * I used to move my parent's house around * 61 00:04:21,358 --> 00:04:24,494 * So the band could rehearse 62 00:04:24,494 --> 00:04:27,630 * Dad would split to his workshop * 63 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:31,368 * And mom would quench our thirst * 64 00:04:31,368 --> 00:04:34,671 * On Saturday it was pack our gear * 65 00:04:34,671 --> 00:04:37,507 * Head out for the gig 66 00:04:37,507 --> 00:04:41,344 * Playing the National Guard Armory * 67 00:04:41,344 --> 00:04:46,049 * It really wasn't that big 68 00:04:46,049 --> 00:04:48,585 * Yeah, it's a nightmare 69 00:04:48,585 --> 00:04:52,055 * Yeah, it's a nightmare 70 00:04:52,055 --> 00:04:57,061 * Yeah, soon I know it's got me * 71 00:04:59,998 --> 00:05:02,733 * It's a nightmare 72 00:05:02,733 --> 00:05:06,004 * A hard rock nightmare 73 00:05:06,004 --> 00:05:11,009 * Mom and Dad, I know you don't understand * 74 00:05:12,076 --> 00:05:14,612 * But I've gotta go 75 00:05:14,612 --> 00:05:19,617 * I've gotta make myself a man 76 00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:24,288 * I can't get away, I gotta shine * 77 00:05:24,288 --> 00:05:29,293 * I got a hard rock nightmare in my mind * 78 00:05:31,329 --> 00:05:36,334 * It's a nightmare, a hard rock nightmare * 79 00:05:37,935 --> 00:05:40,871 * It's a nightmare 80 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:46,878 * It's a nightmare 81 00:05:48,213 --> 00:05:52,217 * It's a nightmare, yeah 82 00:06:10,602 --> 00:06:12,671 Is there a problem, Officers? 83 00:06:12,671 --> 00:06:14,606 I'm not dressed to go to jail. 84 00:06:14,606 --> 00:06:16,975 That's it, the noise has gotta stop. 85 00:06:16,975 --> 00:06:18,410 - Oh, come on, officer. 86 00:06:18,410 --> 00:06:21,080 All we're doing is rehearsing our tunes. 87 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,181 - This is the third complaint this week. 88 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,483 One more time and you're busted. 89 00:06:24,483 --> 00:06:25,917 - But, Officer, we're a band. 90 00:06:25,917 --> 00:06:27,018 We need to rehearse. 91 00:06:27,018 --> 00:06:29,489 - Not in this neighborhood, you don't. 92 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,824 - This is your last warning. 93 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:38,631 - Dude, like, what are we gonna do? 94 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:40,500 I mean, we're never gonna be ready for the concert. 95 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,102 - We're gonna have to find another place. 96 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,104 - Where? - I don't know. 97 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,571 How about your house? 98 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,073 What a fab idea. 99 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,508 But my mother would never go for it. 100 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,376 Dudes, We could rehearse in my van. 101 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:53,913 This is a serious, what are we gonna do? 102 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,848 - Guys, I have an idea. 103 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,788 All right, Paul, is everybody here? 104 00:07:02,788 --> 00:07:04,124 - I think so. 105 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:08,027 Uh, I thought just the band was going, though. 106 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:11,997 - The band, Tim, and a couple of hot babes. 107 00:07:11,997 --> 00:07:13,134 Don't worry about it. 108 00:07:13,134 --> 00:07:14,635 - I'm not, Charlie. 109 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:18,772 I mean, I just want this to be a fabulous, groovy weekend. 110 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:22,509 - Paul, people don't say groovy anymore, man. 111 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,681 - Jim, do you know what you're doing? 112 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,616 - Uncle Gary, it's been over 10 years. 113 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,785 My friends and I need a place to relax and practice 114 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,155 where we can make as much noise as possible. 115 00:07:34,155 --> 00:07:36,390 And Grandma would've loved the idea. 116 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:37,958 - I wonder what your grandmother would've thought 117 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,761 if she knew that you were turning the farm she left you 118 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:43,664 into a home for wayward rock stars. 119 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,967 - My favorite group's The Partridge Family. 120 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,537 - Shut up, Dirk. - Oh, sorry, Mr. Armstrong. 121 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:55,976 - Hey Sammy, man, 122 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,211 you sure you'll be able to find this place? 123 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:59,247 - Dude, don't even worry about it. 124 00:07:59,247 --> 00:08:02,016 Connie and I are like gnarliest to read these maps. 125 00:08:02,016 --> 00:08:03,551 - Great, listen, do me a favor, 126 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:05,387 and help me get some of this stuff in there. 127 00:08:05,387 --> 00:08:06,388 - All right. 128 00:08:30,178 --> 00:08:31,679 - So, who are you? 129 00:08:32,547 --> 00:08:35,583 - I'm Tina. Sally's friend. 130 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,285 - Hi, I'm John. 131 00:08:37,285 --> 00:08:40,222 - I'm coming up this week to help you guys out. 132 00:08:40,222 --> 00:08:41,256 - Great. 133 00:08:41,256 --> 00:08:43,658 You know, I play the drums. 134 00:08:43,658 --> 00:08:45,461 - Yeah, I know. 135 00:08:45,461 --> 00:08:49,798 - You know, if there's anything I could do for you... 136 00:08:49,798 --> 00:08:52,635 - You know, there is. - Yeah? 137 00:08:52,635 --> 00:08:57,139 - Could you tell me everything you know about Charlie? 138 00:08:58,441 --> 00:09:00,075 - You feeling all right? 139 00:09:00,075 --> 00:09:02,144 Any nightmares lately? 140 00:09:02,144 --> 00:09:03,779 - I'm fine. 141 00:09:03,779 --> 00:09:05,614 - Dirk, wait for me in the limo. 142 00:09:05,614 --> 00:09:07,316 - The limo? 143 00:09:07,316 --> 00:09:09,885 - The long black car we came in, remember? 144 00:09:09,885 --> 00:09:11,287 - Yes. I'm sorry, the limo. 145 00:09:11,287 --> 00:09:12,621 Right away, sir. 146 00:09:15,057 --> 00:09:16,592 - I wanted to talk to you alone. 147 00:09:16,592 --> 00:09:17,526 - Go ahead. 148 00:09:19,194 --> 00:09:21,764 - Jim, you're my only living relative 149 00:09:21,764 --> 00:09:25,000 and I kind of feel responsible for you. 150 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,836 - Yeah, I know. What's your point? 151 00:09:29,171 --> 00:09:31,007 - Well, if for any reason, how do I say this? 152 00:09:31,007 --> 00:09:34,177 If for any reason you don't feel well... 153 00:09:34,177 --> 00:09:35,111 - I'm fine. 154 00:09:36,713 --> 00:09:38,582 - Come on, Jim. We gotta go. 155 00:09:38,582 --> 00:09:39,883 - Uncle Gary. I've gotta go. 156 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:41,785 Thanks for letting us use your motor home. 157 00:09:41,785 --> 00:09:42,886 Yeah, really, thanks a lot. 158 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:43,820 It's really nice of you. 159 00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:45,054 We'll see you in a couple days. 160 00:09:45,054 --> 00:09:47,123 - Jim, are you sure you're up to this? 161 00:09:47,123 --> 00:09:49,326 - That was a long time ago. 162 00:09:49,326 --> 00:09:50,560 - If there are any problems, 163 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,463 there's Ranger Baxter, he'll take care of you. 164 00:09:53,463 --> 00:09:56,032 - Yeah, don't worry. See ya. 165 00:09:56,032 --> 00:09:58,435 Why does your uncle always worry so much? 166 00:09:58,435 --> 00:10:00,504 - He means well. - I guess. 167 00:10:00,504 --> 00:10:03,072 Come on. Let's get out of here. 168 00:10:08,244 --> 00:10:09,646 All right, Sammy, you drive. 169 00:10:09,646 --> 00:10:11,515 - Boom, we are at it. 170 00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:33,270 * Need a little time 171 00:10:33,270 --> 00:10:36,741 * It's all up in darkness 172 00:10:45,483 --> 00:10:47,952 - So, we all wear mop top wigs 173 00:10:48,986 --> 00:10:51,121 just like the Beatles used to. 174 00:10:51,121 --> 00:10:52,623 - We don't have to wear wigs. 175 00:10:52,623 --> 00:10:54,559 - Nah, band needs a gimmick. 176 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:55,360 - Why? 177 00:10:56,527 --> 00:10:57,995 So we can get attention. 178 00:10:57,995 --> 00:11:00,465 - Why don't we just try playing good music? 179 00:11:00,465 --> 00:11:04,235 Am I the only one with imagination in this band? 180 00:11:04,235 --> 00:11:06,237 - Of course not. You forget, my friend. 181 00:11:06,237 --> 00:11:08,440 I'm the one who came up with the band's name? 182 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:09,675 The Bad Boys. 183 00:11:09,675 --> 00:11:13,144 - Yeah, sounds like a gay porno movie. 184 00:11:27,759 --> 00:11:29,861 Excuse me, guys. 185 00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:32,631 But, who is the blonde with John? 186 00:11:35,401 --> 00:11:36,334 - Huh, you should know. 187 00:11:36,334 --> 00:11:38,103 Your girlfriend invited her. 188 00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:39,505 - Sally did? - Yeah. 189 00:11:39,505 --> 00:11:40,839 She's supposed to come along, I don't know, 190 00:11:40,839 --> 00:11:43,742 help cook or something. - She cooks? 191 00:11:45,243 --> 00:11:48,247 - If you ask me, she's just a groupie. 192 00:11:48,247 --> 00:11:50,282 - Well, no one asked. 193 00:11:50,282 --> 00:11:54,220 - Hey, if Sally invited her, she must be okay. 194 00:11:58,257 --> 00:11:59,526 I think she's trying 195 00:11:59,526 --> 00:12:02,028 to get your attention, Charlie. 196 00:12:36,697 --> 00:12:39,132 I'm sitting here. 197 00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:43,370 Okay. If you want me to, I'll sit over there. 198 00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:46,206 - So, um, tell me about the drums. 199 00:12:47,374 --> 00:12:52,245 Sure, what do you want to know? 200 00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:57,518 How big is your drum stick? 201 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,111 - Uh, did anyone ever tell you 202 00:13:23,111 --> 00:13:26,615 that you have, uh, fabulous eyes? 203 00:13:26,615 --> 00:13:28,750 - You're the first. 204 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,118 Oh, well. 205 00:13:30,118 --> 00:13:33,488 Your glasses have no glass in them. 206 00:13:33,488 --> 00:13:35,423 - I, I, I wear those for effect. 207 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,992 I'm basically making a fashion statement. 208 00:13:37,992 --> 00:13:40,529 - I love- - Well thank you, um, 209 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:41,930 I was gonna say... 210 00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:44,566 Uh, Paul Shaffer's my idol, if you would... 211 00:13:44,566 --> 00:13:46,801 If you could listen... 212 00:13:51,239 --> 00:13:52,841 - So, do you really think I'm pretty enough 213 00:13:52,841 --> 00:13:55,343 to be an actress? - Yeah, I do. 214 00:13:56,811 --> 00:13:58,079 You know, I'm more than, uh, 215 00:13:58,079 --> 00:14:00,715 just a band sound mixer, you know. 216 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,488 - She's a groupie. - I know. 217 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,460 - And she's trying to get you interested in her 218 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:13,896 by flirting with us. - I know. 219 00:14:16,866 --> 00:14:19,234 - So, what are you gonna do about the tease? 220 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,772 - Nothing. I'm not gonna pay any attention to her. 221 00:14:22,772 --> 00:14:23,606 - Why? 222 00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:29,211 - I'm gonna make her beg for it. 223 00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:32,281 - Wow. You are so hip. 224 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,688 - But, for now, I'm gonna get some sleep. 225 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:57,173 - What am I gonna do with you? 226 00:14:57,173 --> 00:14:59,776 Tina, control yourself. 227 00:14:59,776 --> 00:15:02,512 - Sorry, he's just so cute. 228 00:15:02,512 --> 00:15:05,381 - You promised to behave if I invited you on the trip. 229 00:15:05,381 --> 00:15:07,317 - I know, I know. 230 00:15:07,317 --> 00:15:08,551 You're right. 231 00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:11,655 - Throwing yourself at Charlie won't work. 232 00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:12,656 Enough said? 233 00:15:14,591 --> 00:15:15,425 - Yeah. 234 00:16:00,504 --> 00:16:02,406 - Where is everybody? 235 00:16:13,951 --> 00:16:17,121 Hello? 236 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:23,395 Grandpa! 237 00:16:26,899 --> 00:16:31,904 Don't kill me! Please don't. 238 00:16:32,738 --> 00:16:35,407 Sorry. 239 00:16:53,826 --> 00:16:54,827 Jim! 240 00:17:01,299 --> 00:17:03,368 Jimmy, are you okay? You okay? 241 00:17:03,368 --> 00:17:05,237 - You were all dead. 242 00:17:05,237 --> 00:17:06,740 You're all undead. 243 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,008 You're all trying to kill me. 244 00:17:09,008 --> 00:17:11,444 Calm down, it's over now, honey. 245 00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:13,412 - Oh, it seemed so real. 246 00:17:13,412 --> 00:17:15,148 Go back to sleep. 247 00:17:15,148 --> 00:17:16,716 We're almost there. 248 00:17:17,784 --> 00:17:22,021 Back to sleep. 249 00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,527 - Hey, you guys. 250 00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:01,896 I have to tell you all something, 251 00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:04,131 but I wanted to wait until Jim was asleep. 252 00:18:04,131 --> 00:18:05,399 - What is it? 253 00:18:05,399 --> 00:18:07,902 - This house has some bad memories for Jim. 254 00:18:07,902 --> 00:18:09,336 So, if we could all be extra careful 255 00:18:09,336 --> 00:18:12,639 about Jim's feelings when we get to the house? 256 00:18:12,639 --> 00:18:14,608 - Place isn't haunted, is it? 257 00:18:14,608 --> 00:18:16,276 - No, of course not. 258 00:18:17,644 --> 00:18:20,647 Over 15 years ago, someone was murdered there. 259 00:18:20,647 --> 00:18:22,416 - Stop. You're scaring me. 260 00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:24,484 - I'm not trying to, 261 00:18:24,484 --> 00:18:26,620 but let's make the next few days as fun as possible 262 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,923 so Jim won't have any bad memories, okay? 263 00:18:28,923 --> 00:18:31,025 - Sure. - Yeah, no problem. 264 00:18:31,025 --> 00:18:34,194 - And, oh yeah, I never told you any of this. Okay? 265 00:18:34,194 --> 00:18:36,631 Any of what? 266 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,143 Hey, good morning. 267 00:18:48,143 --> 00:18:49,444 Everybody have a good night sleep? 268 00:18:49,444 --> 00:18:50,778 I got the bathroom first. 269 00:18:50,778 --> 00:18:52,013 Who cut the cheese? 270 00:18:52,013 --> 00:18:53,248 Did anyone bring toothpaste? 271 00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:54,615 Did anyone bring deodorant? 272 00:18:54,615 --> 00:18:56,251 Somebody wake up Paul. 273 00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:58,019 I think I'm constipated. 274 00:18:58,019 --> 00:19:00,455 Where the hell are we? 275 00:19:04,759 --> 00:19:06,027 Hey, we're here. 276 00:19:06,027 --> 00:19:08,196 - Where's the house? - How should I know? 277 00:19:08,196 --> 00:19:09,530 Maybe the house is invisible 278 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:11,933 like Wonder Woman's airplane. 279 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:25,081 - This is as far as the motor home can go. 280 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,482 We've gotta hike the rest. 281 00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:27,816 - Okay, everybody grab something. 282 00:19:27,816 --> 00:19:28,918 Let's get to the house. 283 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,219 - Come on, everybody. Let's move. 284 00:19:30,219 --> 00:19:31,720 I'll lead the way. 285 00:19:33,055 --> 00:19:36,492 - Does this place, like, have a television set? 286 00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:38,160 - Sure, babe. 287 00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:07,958 Come on, keep moving. 288 00:20:12,395 --> 00:20:13,796 Slow up. 289 00:20:14,664 --> 00:20:17,167 How far is this place? 290 00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:21,204 - Like how? - Stop complaining. 291 00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:29,012 - Paul? 292 00:20:29,012 --> 00:20:31,081 Did anybody wake up Paul? 293 00:20:36,419 --> 00:20:37,220 - Guys? 294 00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:40,958 Where is everybody? 295 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:43,626 Hey, guys? 296 00:21:11,990 --> 00:21:13,791 Can somebody help me? 297 00:21:13,791 --> 00:21:15,193 - Tim, help Tina. 298 00:21:16,194 --> 00:21:18,929 Why doesn't Jim slow up? 299 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:20,898 Are we almost there yet? 300 00:21:20,898 --> 00:21:21,966 My feet hurt. 301 00:21:27,005 --> 00:21:29,807 Come on, keep up. 302 00:21:29,807 --> 00:21:32,410 - We're coming. - When do we eat? 303 00:21:32,410 --> 00:21:35,246 Just a little bit farther. 304 00:21:40,785 --> 00:21:42,254 - Hey, guys? Guys? 305 00:21:46,325 --> 00:21:48,727 - Come on, come on. Let's go! 306 00:21:50,662 --> 00:21:53,265 - It's getting dark. - When are we gonna get there? 307 00:21:53,265 --> 00:21:55,500 - Oh, look, a bird. - Great. 308 00:21:57,136 --> 00:21:59,438 Hey, get down. - Chill, okay? 309 00:22:12,084 --> 00:22:13,685 - Ranger Baxter. 310 00:22:13,685 --> 00:22:15,954 Yeah. This is Gary Armstrong. 311 00:22:15,954 --> 00:22:18,590 Yeah, the Armstrong house. 312 00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:19,824 Fine, thanks. 313 00:22:19,824 --> 00:22:21,593 Listen, you can do me a big favor. 314 00:22:21,593 --> 00:22:24,730 My nephew, Jimmy, is gonna be spending the weekend 315 00:22:24,730 --> 00:22:26,066 up at the house. 316 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:32,105 Yes, it's the first time since that terrible accident. 317 00:22:32,105 --> 00:22:34,307 Well, just between you and me, 318 00:22:34,307 --> 00:22:35,708 I'm a little worried about him. 319 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:38,244 He's been acting strange lately. 320 00:22:38,244 --> 00:22:42,582 I was wondering if you could look in on them this weekend? 321 00:22:42,582 --> 00:22:44,317 Oh no, I didn't know. 322 00:22:46,018 --> 00:22:48,988 Well, you have a nice time at your sister's wedding. 323 00:22:48,988 --> 00:22:50,956 I mean, what could happen to them anyway? 324 00:22:50,956 --> 00:22:53,059 They'll be back on Monday. 325 00:22:53,059 --> 00:22:57,363 I'm just being overly protective, I guess. 326 00:22:57,363 --> 00:23:00,100 You have a nice time. Thank you. 327 00:23:05,037 --> 00:23:07,373 They're up there, all alone. 328 00:23:14,081 --> 00:23:15,716 - It's the house. 329 00:23:15,716 --> 00:23:17,851 - I thought I'd never catch up with you guys. 330 00:23:17,851 --> 00:23:20,121 Wow. This structure is fab. 331 00:23:21,955 --> 00:23:25,226 - God, it's just the way I remember it. 332 00:23:26,627 --> 00:23:28,295 The way I dreamed about it. 333 00:23:28,295 --> 00:23:29,496 - Jim, your grandmother must have been 334 00:23:29,496 --> 00:23:32,099 a great lady to leave you this. 335 00:23:33,634 --> 00:23:35,536 Jim? Jim, are you okay? 336 00:23:37,338 --> 00:23:39,173 - You okay, buddy? 337 00:23:39,173 --> 00:23:41,508 - Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm great. 338 00:23:41,508 --> 00:23:42,843 - Gonna be okay? - Yeah, hey, 339 00:23:42,843 --> 00:23:44,845 let's go show everybody their rooms. 340 00:23:44,845 --> 00:23:47,248 Guess I'm the host for the next four days. 341 00:23:47,248 --> 00:23:50,651 - Okay, everybody, band rehearsal in the next two hours. 342 00:23:50,651 --> 00:23:52,586 - The house is clean and the power's on. 343 00:23:52,586 --> 00:23:54,020 - Yeah, let's go. 344 00:23:55,689 --> 00:23:59,694 - I'm hungry, Sammy. - Let's check out the fridge. 345 00:23:59,694 --> 00:24:00,828 - Look, a well. 346 00:24:02,864 --> 00:24:03,931 Love Perrier. 347 00:24:05,099 --> 00:24:07,669 - Tim, do you really think I have 348 00:24:07,669 --> 00:24:10,138 the makings of a great actress? 349 00:24:10,138 --> 00:24:13,040 - Tina, I think that with the right person behind you, 350 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,144 you could become the next Meryl Streep. 351 00:24:16,144 --> 00:24:17,145 - Who's she? 352 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,915 - Vanna White? - Oh yeah, really? 353 00:24:20,915 --> 00:24:24,085 - Hey, I know a lot about the entertainment business. 354 00:24:24,085 --> 00:24:25,587 - Well, can I ask you a question? 355 00:24:25,587 --> 00:24:26,988 - Yeah, sure. 356 00:24:26,988 --> 00:24:29,591 - How well do you know Charlie? 357 00:24:53,349 --> 00:24:58,153 * Lurking in the shadows, dimness of night * 358 00:24:58,153 --> 00:25:00,423 * Plotting evil strategies 359 00:25:00,423 --> 00:25:03,158 * Making wrong out of right 360 00:25:03,158 --> 00:25:05,628 * Deceiving hunks of metal 361 00:25:05,628 --> 00:25:08,231 * With the sound of lion's roar * 362 00:25:08,231 --> 00:25:13,236 * And trusting in our and waging a war * 363 00:25:14,437 --> 00:25:18,274 * It's not secret, you're gonna reap it * 364 00:25:19,174 --> 00:25:20,643 * The seed's been planted 365 00:25:20,643 --> 00:25:25,648 * And in time it's gonna tell on you * 366 00:25:26,950 --> 00:25:31,288 * It's gonna tell on you 367 00:25:31,288 --> 00:25:36,293 * The seed's been planted 368 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:41,698 * It's gonna tell on you, oh, oh * 369 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:49,105 * Living off the land in the air of the night * 370 00:25:50,474 --> 00:25:54,177 * Nothing's held too sacred from its evil bite * 371 00:25:55,412 --> 00:25:58,748 * Cuts in too deep where the life waters flow * 372 00:25:58,748 --> 00:26:01,285 * And it tries to hold you back * 373 00:26:01,285 --> 00:26:04,654 * And never wants to let you go * 374 00:26:04,654 --> 00:26:09,659 * You try to hide it, you can't deny it * 375 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,828 * The seed's been planted 376 00:26:11,828 --> 00:26:16,701 * And in time, it's gonna tell on you * 377 00:26:17,668 --> 00:26:22,273 * It's gonna tell on you 378 00:26:22,273 --> 00:26:27,278 * The seed's been planted 379 00:26:28,178 --> 00:26:31,682 * It's gonna tell on you, yeah 380 00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:57,742 * Time is gonna tell on you, oh * 381 00:26:58,644 --> 00:27:02,881 * It's gonna tell on you 382 00:27:03,782 --> 00:27:06,685 * It's gonna tell on you 383 00:27:28,707 --> 00:27:29,541 - Hi. 384 00:27:32,744 --> 00:27:33,579 - Hi. 385 00:27:35,914 --> 00:27:38,083 - Penny for your thoughts. 386 00:27:41,987 --> 00:27:43,254 You know, when Sally asked me to 387 00:27:43,254 --> 00:27:46,693 come up this week for a few days, I almost died. 388 00:27:46,693 --> 00:27:48,761 - Really? - I've seen the band play 389 00:27:48,761 --> 00:27:51,831 at every concert and, uh, I think you're the best. 390 00:27:51,831 --> 00:27:53,766 - What do you want from me? 391 00:27:53,766 --> 00:27:56,068 Really. What do you want from me? 392 00:27:56,068 --> 00:27:56,903 - Nothing. 393 00:27:58,237 --> 00:28:02,174 I just wanna get to know you, to be your friend. 394 00:28:06,178 --> 00:28:08,014 So, long ride up here. 395 00:28:09,181 --> 00:28:10,182 - Real long. 396 00:28:13,185 --> 00:28:16,523 - Well, um, Sally, she's a great girl. 397 00:28:16,523 --> 00:28:17,356 - Yeah. 398 00:28:19,158 --> 00:28:22,829 - I remember reading about the murder up here. 399 00:28:22,829 --> 00:28:24,196 Did you ever meet Jim's grandfather? 400 00:28:24,196 --> 00:28:25,197 - Excuse me. 401 00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:28,635 - Wait, don't go. 402 00:28:28,635 --> 00:28:31,505 I mean, I know I must sound like some crazy groupie. 403 00:28:31,505 --> 00:28:33,240 - You got that right. 404 00:28:38,446 --> 00:28:40,614 - Penny for your thoughts? 405 00:28:43,116 --> 00:28:45,118 So, if and when your songs 406 00:28:45,118 --> 00:28:47,821 are being played on the radio? - Yes, my dear. 407 00:28:47,821 --> 00:28:49,957 - And, uh, you and the band perform on that 408 00:28:49,957 --> 00:28:52,726 national television show? - Yes, my dear. 409 00:28:52,726 --> 00:28:55,362 - And you all become big stars and sex symbols 410 00:28:55,362 --> 00:28:57,731 like David Lee Roth and Mick Jagger? 411 00:28:57,731 --> 00:29:00,400 - Yes, my dear. - You gonna forget about me? 412 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,002 - Yes, my dear. - What? 413 00:29:02,002 --> 00:29:04,505 - Sally. I'll never leave you. 414 00:29:06,139 --> 00:29:07,975 - Really? - Yeah, here. 415 00:29:08,909 --> 00:29:10,243 This is for you. 416 00:29:15,116 --> 00:29:17,051 I really worked hard on this. 417 00:29:17,051 --> 00:29:18,620 I hope you like it. 418 00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:37,105 * When we talk late at night 419 00:29:39,007 --> 00:29:44,012 * Feel so close to you 420 00:29:46,214 --> 00:29:51,219 * There's no misunderstanding 421 00:29:53,522 --> 00:29:58,527 * Nothing clouds our view 422 00:30:00,461 --> 00:30:05,234 * There's no need for questions * 423 00:30:05,234 --> 00:30:10,239 * Because I know that your heart is right * 424 00:30:14,577 --> 00:30:19,582 * And people tell me we're destined * 425 00:30:20,716 --> 00:30:23,586 * I don't know what's wrong or right * 426 00:30:23,586 --> 00:30:28,591 * Tell me, girl, whoa 427 00:30:29,491 --> 00:30:33,729 * I'm still gonna want you 428 00:30:33,729 --> 00:30:38,734 * Oh, I really need you to 429 00:30:41,070 --> 00:30:46,041 * Oh, I think I want to 430 00:30:49,913 --> 00:30:54,384 * 'Cause your love has got me through * 431 00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:04,628 * They say our love 432 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:33,157 - Hello. Hello? 433 00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:38,329 Who is this? 434 00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:43,000 I don't understand. Grandpa? 435 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,607 A full moon? 436 00:31:51,442 --> 00:31:54,779 No, don't kill me. Don't kill me. 437 00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:57,348 - Jim, are you okay? What's going on? 438 00:31:57,348 --> 00:32:00,618 That was my grandpa. 439 00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:02,820 - What are you saying? Your grandpa's dead. 440 00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:04,021 - Yeah, I know. 441 00:32:04,021 --> 00:32:07,258 - Jim, look. Being here's affecting you. 442 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,063 That was probably some kind of sick joke or something. 443 00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:13,230 Listen to me, you're okay. - No, no. 444 00:32:13,230 --> 00:32:14,465 Yeah, I'm okay. 445 00:32:15,432 --> 00:32:16,668 Really? I'm fine. 446 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,804 I'm just gonna go, uh, go take a walk now. 447 00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:19,705 - Okay, let me come with you. 448 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:21,373 - No, it'll be okay. 449 00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:25,277 I just need to clear my head, get some air, you know? 450 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:26,945 - All right. But promise me you're okay. 451 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,346 - Yeah, I'm fine. 452 00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:35,120 - So, tell me about Charlie. 453 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,756 - Could you forget about Charlie, please? 454 00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:39,291 - But you promised. 455 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:42,961 - I will tell you about Charlie later, okay? 456 00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:45,363 Oh, I'm so horny. 457 00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:54,406 Drink some of that. 458 00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:02,347 - Whew! That makes me feel so warm and cozy. 459 00:33:04,017 --> 00:33:07,420 - This will make you feel even more cozy. 460 00:33:09,756 --> 00:33:10,589 - No. 461 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:15,094 - Look, all right, if you don't want to go all the way, 462 00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:18,331 you'll at least get me off, please. 463 00:33:18,331 --> 00:33:19,398 - That's disgusting. 464 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:21,567 - It's not disgusting, all right? 465 00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:23,336 Look, just kiss it, okay? 466 00:33:23,336 --> 00:33:25,138 All the girls in California do. 467 00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:26,205 - No, I said! 468 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,208 - Please, honey. - No. 469 00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:32,578 - All right, then. 470 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:36,215 If you don't want to kiss it, how about this? 471 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:42,756 That's very good. 472 00:33:42,756 --> 00:33:44,357 - It is big. - I know. 473 00:33:44,357 --> 00:33:46,592 Oh, okay now, just start slow. 474 00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,562 Okay. Oh, that's great. 475 00:33:48,562 --> 00:33:52,833 Oh, that's great. That feels good. 476 00:33:52,833 --> 00:33:54,034 Oh yes, very good. 477 00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:55,402 All right. Now little faster now. 478 00:33:55,402 --> 00:33:57,137 Faster, now faster. 479 00:33:57,137 --> 00:33:59,606 Oh my god! Oh, faster, faster. 480 00:34:02,142 --> 00:34:03,778 God, that feels good, Debbie, please don't stop. 481 00:34:03,778 --> 00:34:04,912 - What? - I just- 482 00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:06,346 - My name is Tina. 483 00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:07,748 - What are you doing? Don't stop! 484 00:34:07,748 --> 00:34:08,916 - You don't even know my name. 485 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,584 - I know your name, it's, it's... 486 00:34:10,584 --> 00:34:12,252 I remember your name. It's Terry. 487 00:34:12,252 --> 00:34:14,789 - My name is Tina. - Tina. 488 00:34:14,789 --> 00:34:16,323 I can't believe you're gonna leave me like this. 489 00:34:16,323 --> 00:34:18,358 Come on, at least finish where you started. 490 00:34:18,358 --> 00:34:21,528 - Drop dead. - Damn it, come back here. 491 00:34:22,997 --> 00:34:24,398 Damn it, I'm gonna burst. 492 00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:25,966 Tina! 493 00:34:25,966 --> 00:34:27,667 All I wanted was a little head. 494 00:34:47,155 --> 00:34:48,924 - Are you okay? 495 00:34:48,924 --> 00:34:51,326 - Yeah. I just thought I hurt Tim scream. 496 00:34:51,326 --> 00:34:53,995 - Yeah, me too. Let's find him.ú 497 00:34:57,398 --> 00:35:00,836 Tim! 498 00:35:02,838 --> 00:35:05,040 Tim, are you okay? 499 00:35:14,749 --> 00:35:15,583 Oh my god! 500 00:35:19,721 --> 00:35:22,224 - Grandpa. What have you done? 501 00:35:33,269 --> 00:35:36,205 Come on, come on. 502 00:35:36,205 --> 00:35:37,907 What's going on? 503 00:35:37,907 --> 00:35:39,842 - Something's wrong. - Let's go, let's go. 504 00:35:39,842 --> 00:35:42,611 I'm coming, I'm coming. 505 00:35:47,049 --> 00:35:49,551 - Oh! - Oh my god, he's dead. 506 00:35:49,551 --> 00:35:50,987 - Who's dead? - I don't know, 507 00:35:50,987 --> 00:35:52,721 his head's missing. 508 00:35:52,721 --> 00:35:56,425 - What happened? - Dude, this is sick. 509 00:35:56,425 --> 00:35:57,860 - Jim, what happened? 510 00:35:57,860 --> 00:36:00,496 I, I don't know. 511 00:36:00,496 --> 00:36:02,164 Tina, you tell them. 512 00:36:03,365 --> 00:36:06,569 - We were messing around and I got mad and left. 513 00:36:06,569 --> 00:36:07,905 I don't know he was drinking. 514 00:36:07,905 --> 00:36:09,907 He must have fell into the blade. 515 00:36:09,907 --> 00:36:13,376 - Paul, take Tina and the girls back to the house. 516 00:36:13,376 --> 00:36:15,745 Sammy, call the police or the ranger, whoever, 517 00:36:15,745 --> 00:36:18,015 whoever you call to report an accident. 518 00:36:18,015 --> 00:36:21,184 - Accident? Wait, this is no accident. 519 00:36:22,185 --> 00:36:23,954 Tim was murdered. 520 00:36:23,954 --> 00:36:25,288 - What? 521 00:36:25,288 --> 00:36:26,890 - A wolf did it. 522 00:36:26,890 --> 00:36:28,258 - A wolf? Are you nuts? 523 00:36:28,258 --> 00:36:29,993 - That is not funny, dude. 524 00:36:29,993 --> 00:36:32,062 - A what? - What did he say? 525 00:36:32,062 --> 00:36:33,430 - Come on, Jim. Let's go back to the house. 526 00:36:33,430 --> 00:36:35,365 - No. Listen to me. 527 00:36:35,365 --> 00:36:36,666 I know it sounds nuts 528 00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:39,336 and you think I'm a jerk for saying this. 529 00:36:39,336 --> 00:36:42,105 It's very hard to understand this, 530 00:36:42,105 --> 00:36:44,874 but I know all about this stuff. 531 00:36:44,874 --> 00:36:48,545 My grandfather was a, he was a very evil man 532 00:36:49,746 --> 00:36:52,483 and he killed Tim. - Jim, calm down. 533 00:36:52,483 --> 00:36:54,485 - No. Can you listen to me? 534 00:36:54,485 --> 00:36:57,288 We're all in danger. We're all in danger! 535 00:36:57,288 --> 00:36:58,656 - I think Jim is losing it. 536 00:36:58,656 --> 00:36:59,958 - Listen. Every full moon- 537 00:36:59,958 --> 00:37:02,726 - Jim, stop it. Stop it. 538 00:37:02,726 --> 00:37:05,496 Buddy, it's me, Charlie. 539 00:37:05,496 --> 00:37:07,098 I mean, you're with your friends, okay? 540 00:37:07,098 --> 00:37:10,468 - Charlie, you gotta believe me. 541 00:37:10,468 --> 00:37:12,536 - I do believe you. I do. 542 00:37:18,142 --> 00:37:20,478 Sally, take Jim back to the house. 543 00:37:20,478 --> 00:37:22,346 Get him a drink, I'll be there in a moment. 544 00:37:22,346 --> 00:37:24,782 - Charlie, I can explain everything. 545 00:37:24,782 --> 00:37:27,151 You know about what happened here. 546 00:37:27,151 --> 00:37:29,553 It was true. - I know, I know. 547 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:43,802 Somebody get some sheets. 548 00:37:44,803 --> 00:37:46,905 Look around for his head. 549 00:37:55,347 --> 00:37:56,748 - It's not your fault. 550 00:37:56,748 --> 00:37:59,484 It was an accident. - I know. 551 00:37:59,484 --> 00:38:03,788 I just wish I wouldn't have let him drink so much. 552 00:38:03,788 --> 00:38:07,059 - Tina, is there anything I can get you? 553 00:38:07,059 --> 00:38:09,861 - A drink would be okay. 554 00:38:09,861 --> 00:38:10,695 - Sure. 555 00:38:16,235 --> 00:38:17,569 - It's not working. 556 00:38:17,569 --> 00:38:18,670 - Well, it was working before. 557 00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:20,172 Try jiggling it. 558 00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:21,973 - Just because I used to be a mud wrestler, 559 00:38:21,973 --> 00:38:23,276 doesn't mean I'm stupid. 560 00:38:23,276 --> 00:38:24,444 - I know that, Connie. 561 00:38:24,444 --> 00:38:26,546 I know you're not stupid. 562 00:38:26,546 --> 00:38:28,314 You're just hard-headed. 563 00:38:28,314 --> 00:38:29,482 - And what does that mean? 564 00:38:29,482 --> 00:38:30,416 - Nothing. 565 00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:31,917 Just give me the fucking phone. 566 00:38:31,917 --> 00:38:34,320 I will get it to work. 567 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,324 - For all I care, you can sleep with the fucking phone, 568 00:38:38,324 --> 00:38:40,526 'cause you're not with me. 569 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:41,961 - It's your loss? 570 00:38:43,663 --> 00:38:46,199 They're all alike. - Any luck, Sam? 571 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,068 I don't know, maybe if I get her drunk enough. 572 00:38:48,068 --> 00:38:49,869 - Not with her, with the phone. 573 00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:52,205 - Oh no. It's broken. - Shit. 574 00:38:53,839 --> 00:38:55,341 - You see? 575 00:38:55,341 --> 00:38:57,410 - Jim, are you still freaking out? 576 00:38:57,410 --> 00:38:58,511 - No, I'm okay. 577 00:38:58,511 --> 00:38:59,612 I just know what's happening. 578 00:38:59,612 --> 00:39:01,214 - Stop, Jim. Don't say any more. 579 00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:02,448 - No, I have to. 580 00:39:02,448 --> 00:39:03,749 Hey, is everybody okay? 581 00:39:03,749 --> 00:39:04,950 Yeah, right. 582 00:39:04,950 --> 00:39:06,952 - No. Everyone is not okay. 583 00:39:06,952 --> 00:39:08,789 - Jim, don't. - This is not the time. 584 00:39:08,789 --> 00:39:10,291 - Wait, just hear me out. 585 00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:12,859 - Hey, tomorrow. Okay, dude? 586 00:39:12,859 --> 00:39:15,262 - Tomorrow it'll be too late! 587 00:39:16,430 --> 00:39:18,565 - Hey, you guys, listen to him. 588 00:39:20,834 --> 00:39:23,637 You guys, just hear what Jim has to say. 589 00:39:23,637 --> 00:39:25,272 - Thank you, Charlie. 590 00:39:25,272 --> 00:39:27,174 - On one condition. 591 00:39:27,174 --> 00:39:28,409 Man, you're exhausted. 592 00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:30,144 After we hear you out, you and Sally go to bed. 593 00:39:30,144 --> 00:39:33,980 - Fine, I'll state my peace and let you decide. 594 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:37,651 At least I feel better knowing I warned you. 595 00:39:41,522 --> 00:39:42,856 What time is it? 596 00:39:44,024 --> 00:39:46,193 - About 12 o'clock. 597 00:39:46,193 --> 00:39:49,530 - Okay, for the next six or seven hours, 598 00:39:49,530 --> 00:39:52,533 we should all stay inside. - But why? 599 00:39:53,701 --> 00:39:56,938 - Because Tim's death wasn't an accident. 600 00:39:56,938 --> 00:39:59,107 A wolf did it. A werewolf. 601 00:40:03,245 --> 00:40:05,947 - Sure. - Don't start that again. 602 00:40:05,947 --> 00:40:08,416 Come on, gang. Just hear him out. 603 00:40:08,416 --> 00:40:10,718 - Tonight is a full moon. 604 00:40:10,718 --> 00:40:12,787 I went out to the barn before Tim was killed 605 00:40:12,787 --> 00:40:16,224 and in the bushes I saw it. - What did you see? 606 00:40:16,224 --> 00:40:20,061 - It was a big wolf, but it stood on two legs. 607 00:40:21,529 --> 00:40:25,733 I was about 100 feet from it when it spotted me and ran. 608 00:40:25,733 --> 00:40:27,302 - Wait a minute, man. 609 00:40:27,302 --> 00:40:30,605 How could you see anything at night, 610 00:40:30,605 --> 00:40:32,774 100 feet away in the dark? 611 00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:36,478 And why'd it run away from you? 612 00:40:36,478 --> 00:40:40,483 - I know it sounds crazy, but the creature is real. 613 00:40:40,483 --> 00:40:41,617 It killed Tim. 614 00:40:43,118 --> 00:40:46,255 I knew he was gonna die and I know we're all in danger. 615 00:40:46,255 --> 00:40:48,857 - How do you know that? 616 00:40:48,857 --> 00:40:50,993 - A little while ago, I got a phone call. 617 00:40:50,993 --> 00:40:52,661 Didn't I, Sally? 618 00:40:52,661 --> 00:40:54,730 And it was my grandfather. 619 00:40:54,730 --> 00:40:56,299 He is the creature. 620 00:40:56,299 --> 00:40:57,966 - He can't be serious. - Your grandfather's dead. 621 00:40:57,966 --> 00:41:01,537 - Yes, but it's very hard to kill a vampire. 622 00:41:06,141 --> 00:41:09,178 - Yeah. - Come on. 623 00:41:11,347 --> 00:41:12,681 Stop it. 624 00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:14,817 - Why don't you believe me? 625 00:41:14,817 --> 00:41:16,719 Charlie, you tell them. 626 00:41:21,190 --> 00:41:23,359 Maybe I am losing my mind. 627 00:41:23,359 --> 00:41:24,761 - No, you're not. 628 00:41:26,029 --> 00:41:29,899 Buddy, I will handle everything, I will. 629 00:41:29,899 --> 00:41:32,336 Paul, Sally, will you take him to his room? 630 00:41:32,336 --> 00:41:34,238 - Charlie, you're my best friend. 631 00:41:34,238 --> 00:41:36,139 You gotta believe me. 632 00:41:36,139 --> 00:41:37,407 Prove me wrong. 633 00:41:38,975 --> 00:41:41,811 Get help before it strikes again. 634 00:41:41,811 --> 00:41:46,115 - He needs to get help. - Are we gonna do about this? 635 00:41:54,190 --> 00:41:57,294 - Wow. Jim's, like, having a nervous breakdown. 636 00:41:57,294 --> 00:41:59,028 - Yeah, like, nobody believes in 637 00:41:59,028 --> 00:42:01,965 vampires and werewolves anymore. 638 00:42:01,965 --> 00:42:03,633 - No, I mean, like, if he'd said 639 00:42:03,633 --> 00:42:07,203 a guy in a hockey mask killed Tim, I'd have been scared. 640 00:42:07,203 --> 00:42:10,641 Yeah. 641 00:42:15,145 --> 00:42:16,614 - He was a little boy. 642 00:42:16,614 --> 00:42:20,117 He really thought his grandfather was possessed. 643 00:42:20,117 --> 00:42:21,352 The courts understood that Jim 644 00:42:21,352 --> 00:42:23,454 really didn't kill his grandfather. 645 00:42:23,454 --> 00:42:25,890 They ruled it temporary insanity. 646 00:42:25,890 --> 00:42:27,825 - Jim's been receiving psychiatric help 647 00:42:27,825 --> 00:42:30,127 for the last 12 years. 648 00:42:30,127 --> 00:42:31,862 I guess, coming back to his grandfather's house 649 00:42:31,862 --> 00:42:33,864 triggered it again. 650 00:42:33,864 --> 00:42:36,501 - So, I hope, as his friends 651 00:42:36,501 --> 00:42:38,669 that we can keep his secret. 652 00:42:38,669 --> 00:42:40,037 When we get back to the house, 653 00:42:40,037 --> 00:42:41,772 I'm gonna get Jim some help. 654 00:42:41,772 --> 00:42:43,341 - Well, dude, when is that? 655 00:42:43,341 --> 00:42:45,676 I mean, are we gonna stay here for the whole weekend 656 00:42:45,676 --> 00:42:47,878 even though Tim got killed? 657 00:42:47,878 --> 00:42:50,348 - Yeah, when are the police gonna get here? 658 00:42:50,348 --> 00:42:51,682 I, I don't know. 659 00:42:51,682 --> 00:42:53,851 Paul, what did the police say? 660 00:42:53,851 --> 00:42:56,322 - Uh, the phone's not working. 661 00:43:06,231 --> 00:43:08,767 - Oh, okay. There, there's a CB in the motor home. 662 00:43:08,767 --> 00:43:09,868 - Yeah. 663 00:43:09,868 --> 00:43:11,102 - Well, we'll just use it 664 00:43:11,102 --> 00:43:13,238 and there's a ranger station five miles away. 665 00:43:13,238 --> 00:43:14,906 - I'm off to the ranger station. 666 00:43:14,906 --> 00:43:17,476 - No, Tina, wait, you don't look too good. 667 00:43:17,476 --> 00:43:19,010 You stay here and rest. 668 00:43:19,010 --> 00:43:20,646 Connie and I will go. 669 00:43:20,646 --> 00:43:23,549 - Look, if Tim's getting killed wasn't an accident, 670 00:43:23,549 --> 00:43:26,518 then the only one left out there with us was Jim. 671 00:43:26,518 --> 00:43:28,253 What are you saying? 672 00:43:28,253 --> 00:43:30,021 - Well, nothing, just that I don't think 673 00:43:30,021 --> 00:43:32,290 I wanna be left here alone with Jim, okay? 674 00:43:32,290 --> 00:43:34,059 - Tina. - Well, for Christ's sake, 675 00:43:34,059 --> 00:43:36,662 the guy's running around yelling werewolf. 676 00:43:36,662 --> 00:43:37,829 - Jim's our friend. - And he did kill his grand- 677 00:43:37,829 --> 00:43:40,766 - Tina! - Just chill, you guys, okay? 678 00:43:45,805 --> 00:43:48,307 She is such a bitch. 679 00:43:48,307 --> 00:43:50,042 - Look, Connie and I will head back 680 00:43:50,042 --> 00:43:51,544 to the motor home and get help. 681 00:43:51,544 --> 00:43:53,112 We'll be back in no time. 682 00:43:53,112 --> 00:43:55,348 So, chill out, you guys, okay? 683 00:43:55,348 --> 00:43:56,649 - Okay, fine. 684 00:43:56,649 --> 00:43:57,884 Are you sure you guys can do this all right? 685 00:43:57,884 --> 00:43:59,452 - Sure, dude, no problem. 686 00:43:59,452 --> 00:44:00,186 - Great. 687 00:44:02,689 --> 00:44:03,890 - Where's my jacket? - Over here. 688 00:44:03,890 --> 00:44:06,593 - What about the ranger station? 689 00:44:06,593 --> 00:44:09,195 - Could you get my bag? 690 00:44:09,195 --> 00:44:10,763 - I'll go. - Me too. 691 00:44:15,535 --> 00:44:16,769 - Paul, no way. 692 00:44:16,769 --> 00:44:19,171 John, man, it's a long hike. I'll go. 693 00:44:19,171 --> 00:44:21,608 - Don't worry, John and I will be fine. 694 00:44:21,608 --> 00:44:25,412 Besides, you should stay here with Jim and Sally. 695 00:44:31,385 --> 00:44:36,289 - Let's not let our imaginations get the best of us. 696 00:44:36,289 --> 00:44:38,859 Are you sure? - No problem, man. 697 00:44:41,194 --> 00:44:42,262 - Be careful. 698 00:44:43,531 --> 00:44:47,935 I love technical stuff. 699 00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:53,407 - Charlie, you stay here and, you know, 700 00:44:53,407 --> 00:44:55,108 protect the girls, huh? 701 00:44:55,108 --> 00:44:56,977 - Jim's here too. You sure you don't want me to go? 702 00:44:56,977 --> 00:44:59,880 - Uh, Charlie, let's be real. - Fine. 703 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:02,450 But when you get to the ranger station, call. 704 00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,284 - Keep your walkie talkie on, right? 705 00:45:04,284 --> 00:45:06,687 - Charlie, can I talk to you for a minute? 706 00:45:06,687 --> 00:45:07,688 - Excuse me. 707 00:45:09,156 --> 00:45:10,558 - Nothing to worry about, 708 00:45:10,558 --> 00:45:12,927 but keep an eye on Jim, okay? 709 00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:14,095 - Oh man, not you too. 710 00:45:14,095 --> 00:45:16,698 - Hey, he's my best friend too. 711 00:45:16,698 --> 00:45:20,569 But who knows what's going on with his mind? 712 00:45:20,569 --> 00:45:22,504 - I understand. 713 00:45:22,504 --> 00:45:24,639 Now listen. Be careful out there. 714 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:26,608 Don't fall in any holes or anything. 715 00:45:26,608 --> 00:45:29,444 Seriously. And the band needs you. 716 00:45:30,545 --> 00:45:32,346 And you're my bro. 717 00:45:32,346 --> 00:45:34,749 - Hey, don't get mushy on me. 718 00:45:37,418 --> 00:45:39,454 What's this for? 719 00:45:39,454 --> 00:45:40,288 - In case you run into any wildlife. 720 00:45:44,626 --> 00:45:47,295 - Come on, we're off. - All right. 721 00:45:47,295 --> 00:45:49,197 Catch you in about an hour. - Okay. 722 00:45:49,197 --> 00:45:52,467 - Listen for us. - Don't worry, we will. 723 00:45:57,739 --> 00:46:00,042 - Be careful, guys. 724 00:46:00,042 --> 00:46:01,343 Be very careful. 725 00:46:05,314 --> 00:46:07,116 - Are you sure you know where we're going? 726 00:46:07,116 --> 00:46:10,352 - I wish you would stop complaining. 727 00:46:10,352 --> 00:46:14,256 Connie, you don't really think Jim is crazy, do you? 728 00:46:14,256 --> 00:46:16,191 - Yeah, Jim isn't nuts. 729 00:46:16,191 --> 00:46:18,127 Like, if he says his grandfather's a werewolf, 730 00:46:18,127 --> 00:46:19,729 I believe him. 731 00:46:19,729 --> 00:46:22,231 - You mean like the one in the movies? 732 00:46:22,231 --> 00:46:23,899 - Maybe Jim is nuts. 733 00:46:52,629 --> 00:46:54,164 - You know, my uncle told me 734 00:46:54,164 --> 00:46:55,766 that he saw a flying saucer once. 735 00:46:55,766 --> 00:46:57,333 - Really? - Yeah. 736 00:46:57,333 --> 00:46:59,836 - Did he report it to the government? 737 00:46:59,836 --> 00:47:02,839 - Uh, yeah, but they didn't believe him. 738 00:47:02,839 --> 00:47:04,240 - Why not? 739 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,142 - Well, he was sort of on acid at the time. 740 00:47:06,142 --> 00:47:08,078 - Man, I am totally against doing drugs. 741 00:47:08,078 --> 00:47:09,179 - Oh, me too. 742 00:47:10,313 --> 00:47:12,849 Um, wait a minute. Is pot a drug? 743 00:47:12,849 --> 00:47:15,686 - No, no. It's an herb. - Oh, okay. 744 00:47:41,846 --> 00:47:43,848 Hey, let's take a break. 745 00:47:45,983 --> 00:47:49,654 After we find the house, I wanna do some serious boning. 746 00:47:49,654 --> 00:47:51,656 - I brought just what we need. 747 00:47:51,656 --> 00:47:52,990 - Oh, all right. 748 00:47:58,329 --> 00:47:59,163 Gnarly. 749 00:48:12,009 --> 00:48:13,911 Wow. 750 00:48:13,911 --> 00:48:14,947 Mm, let me have a feel. - Not yet. 751 00:48:14,947 --> 00:48:17,616 Give me the joint and get naked. 752 00:48:18,817 --> 00:48:21,987 - Oh, you don't have to tell me twice. 753 00:48:29,094 --> 00:48:30,228 Okay, I'm ready. 754 00:48:30,228 --> 00:48:31,730 - So am I. 755 00:48:31,730 --> 00:48:34,667 - God, this is so much better than the back of my van. 756 00:48:34,667 --> 00:48:37,002 - Mm. Boinking by moonlight. 757 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,403 - You must think I'm a real bitch. 758 00:49:10,403 --> 00:49:12,305 - No, you're just upset about Tim and everything. 759 00:49:12,305 --> 00:49:15,374 - No, no, forget Tim. He's dead. 760 00:49:15,374 --> 00:49:16,710 - Maybe you are a bitch. 761 00:49:16,710 --> 00:49:19,713 - Oh no. I'm just scared and lonely. 762 00:49:22,015 --> 00:49:24,350 - You don't look too scared. 763 00:49:26,853 --> 00:49:29,956 - My room's at the top of the stairs. 764 00:49:43,602 --> 00:49:45,371 - I'll remember that. 765 00:49:46,506 --> 00:49:49,676 - Charlie, Jim's not in his room. 766 00:49:55,582 --> 00:50:00,287 Wow, this is so meaningful, Connie. 767 00:50:00,287 --> 00:50:01,922 - Okay. Okay. 768 00:50:01,922 --> 00:50:06,927 Like, if I'm Mary Anne, who's Gilligan and the skipper? 769 00:50:08,695 --> 00:50:10,230 - Well, uh, wait, wait a minute. 770 00:50:10,230 --> 00:50:15,069 I mean, we're not even on a desert island. 771 00:50:16,170 --> 00:50:18,773 So, there goes your theory, right? 772 00:50:18,773 --> 00:50:20,207 - Okay. Okay. 773 00:50:20,207 --> 00:50:24,511 So, if we're not the castaways on "Gilligan's Island," 774 00:50:24,511 --> 00:50:28,682 maybe we're like the Robinsons on "Lost in Space." 775 00:50:33,288 --> 00:50:38,293 I'm so stoned. I mean, we... 776 00:50:40,896 --> 00:50:42,798 We shouldn't have smoked so much. 777 00:50:42,798 --> 00:50:45,133 - It's okay, we're not driving. 778 00:50:45,133 --> 00:50:50,105 Oh yeah. I guess you're right. 779 00:50:51,339 --> 00:50:54,843 Look, look at that, over there. 780 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:59,447 I can hardly see, I'm so baked. 781 00:50:59,447 --> 00:51:03,885 Oh, look. Look at the big dog. 782 00:51:03,885 --> 00:51:05,553 - Oh yeah, I see it. 783 00:51:07,388 --> 00:51:12,393 Oh, I must be lost, like us. 784 00:51:13,528 --> 00:51:17,133 - He's so cute. Here doggie, doggie, doggie. 785 00:51:19,335 --> 00:51:22,805 Dude, that dog is, like, growling at us. 786 00:51:22,805 --> 00:51:25,374 - Oh, he's probably hungry. 787 00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:28,210 - Oh yeah. - Where's the candy bar? 788 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:30,779 I'm gonna feed it. - Here it is. 789 00:51:33,582 --> 00:51:37,653 Hey, but, be careful, Connie. 790 00:51:37,653 --> 00:51:41,323 Don't get fleas. 791 00:51:48,530 --> 00:51:51,767 Hey, be quiet! 792 00:51:56,505 --> 00:51:58,407 - Uh. What the... 793 00:51:58,407 --> 00:52:00,276 Ah! 794 00:52:00,276 --> 00:52:02,511 Oh, this tastes gnarly. Ah! 795 00:52:05,548 --> 00:52:07,584 Oh, wait a minute, you're not... 796 00:52:18,996 --> 00:52:23,166 - And to what do I owe the pleasure of this visit? 797 00:52:27,437 --> 00:52:30,640 I thought Jim might be in here. 798 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,176 - Why don't you come in? 799 00:52:33,176 --> 00:52:34,344 - What's this? 800 00:52:35,645 --> 00:52:38,715 - It's a letter I'm writing to my cousin. 801 00:52:38,715 --> 00:52:41,251 - You're not writing about Jim's mental problems, are you? 802 00:52:41,251 --> 00:52:42,886 - No, I'm not writing about Jim 803 00:52:42,886 --> 00:52:45,322 thinking that his grandfather's a werewolf. 804 00:52:48,392 --> 00:52:49,860 - The Bad Boys are one of the 805 00:52:49,860 --> 00:52:52,630 most original hard rock bands to come along in years, 806 00:52:52,630 --> 00:52:54,198 but the real power behind the new band, 807 00:52:54,198 --> 00:52:56,834 The Bad Boys, is Charlie Thomas. 808 00:52:58,069 --> 00:53:01,339 Charlie Thomas on stage is hotter than Jagger 809 00:53:01,339 --> 00:53:03,942 and sexier than David Lee Roth. 810 00:53:05,443 --> 00:53:08,212 But the rest of the band is average. 811 00:53:08,212 --> 00:53:10,949 - My cousin publishes a rock magazine. 812 00:53:10,949 --> 00:53:15,853 - Really? But the rest of these guys are my friends. 813 00:53:15,853 --> 00:53:19,357 - Charlie, can we speak honestly? 814 00:53:19,357 --> 00:53:20,258 - Go ahead. 815 00:53:21,859 --> 00:53:23,127 - Well, about six months ago, 816 00:53:23,127 --> 00:53:27,198 Sally invited me to come and see the band play 817 00:53:27,198 --> 00:53:31,102 and well, the band is good, but you are better. 818 00:53:32,203 --> 00:53:35,440 I mean, you should be the star. 819 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,109 I have friends in the music business 820 00:53:37,109 --> 00:53:38,277 and I could... 821 00:53:40,545 --> 00:53:44,349 I would do anything for you, Charlie Thomas. 822 00:53:44,349 --> 00:53:47,119 - And what do you want in return? 823 00:53:51,756 --> 00:53:53,158 Nothing. 824 00:53:54,226 --> 00:53:55,927 - So, you're trying to get 825 00:53:55,927 --> 00:53:57,896 your cousin to do a story on me? 826 00:53:57,896 --> 00:54:00,165 - I wanna help you, Charlie. 827 00:54:01,133 --> 00:54:02,501 - Do you? 828 00:54:02,501 --> 00:54:06,405 - I have money, connections to everything. 829 00:54:06,405 --> 00:54:08,473 Let me help you, Charlie. 830 00:54:09,374 --> 00:54:11,276 - Let's speak honestly. 831 00:54:13,112 --> 00:54:15,180 What do you want from me? 832 00:54:16,548 --> 00:54:17,382 - Nothing. 833 00:54:20,153 --> 00:54:21,487 - You're a liar. 834 00:54:22,422 --> 00:54:25,025 I knew what you want from me. 835 00:54:25,025 --> 00:54:26,459 I knew what you wanted from me 836 00:54:26,459 --> 00:54:29,462 from the very first time you saw me. 837 00:54:32,265 --> 00:54:33,933 - Don't make me beg. 838 00:54:40,073 --> 00:54:41,441 - Ah, what the hell. 839 00:54:41,441 --> 00:54:44,577 It would be rude if I said no. 840 00:55:09,370 --> 00:55:13,374 * And the writing's on the wall * 841 00:55:13,374 --> 00:55:14,841 - Jim, where have you been? 842 00:55:14,841 --> 00:55:17,644 - Sally, there is something out there. 843 00:55:17,644 --> 00:55:18,812 I'm not crazy. 844 00:55:21,415 --> 00:55:22,249 - I know. 845 00:55:23,817 --> 00:55:26,587 - Sam, Connie, Paul and John are all in danger. 846 00:55:26,587 --> 00:55:27,821 - I love you so much, Jim. 847 00:55:27,821 --> 00:55:29,856 - If you love me, you've gotta believe me. 848 00:55:29,856 --> 00:55:31,658 - I do, I do. 849 00:55:31,658 --> 00:55:34,228 - A wolf is out there. - I know. 850 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:51,213 That was great. 851 00:55:51,213 --> 00:55:53,781 That was really great. 852 00:55:53,781 --> 00:55:55,917 - That was great? 853 00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:57,752 What do you mean? 854 00:55:57,752 --> 00:55:59,921 That's it? We're finished? 855 00:56:01,456 --> 00:56:06,294 It's over? God, it was so quick. 856 00:56:06,294 --> 00:56:09,497 - You wanted to get fucked and I did it. 857 00:56:09,497 --> 00:56:11,999 Let's talk about my career. 858 00:56:11,999 --> 00:56:13,735 - Well, that sucked. 859 00:56:13,735 --> 00:56:16,104 I mean, that has got to be one of the worst... 860 00:56:16,104 --> 00:56:19,641 No, no, no, the worst sex I have ever had. 861 00:56:19,641 --> 00:56:20,708 You're awful. 862 00:56:22,877 --> 00:56:24,446 - I, I did my best. 863 00:56:25,847 --> 00:56:27,449 - That was your best? 864 00:56:27,449 --> 00:56:30,318 Thank god I got you at your best. 865 00:56:30,318 --> 00:56:32,687 God, what a disappointment. 866 00:56:32,687 --> 00:56:37,293 And I've been dreaming about this night for months. 867 00:56:37,293 --> 00:56:41,164 - I've never had any complaints before when I've had sex. 868 00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:43,366 It was over so quick, 869 00:56:43,366 --> 00:56:47,035 probably nobody had time to complain. 870 00:56:55,010 --> 00:56:57,045 - Hey, stop laughing. 871 00:56:57,045 --> 00:56:59,348 No, really. Stop laughing. 872 00:56:59,348 --> 00:57:02,251 You know, you're probably frigid or something. 873 00:57:02,251 --> 00:57:03,519 - Such a good looking guy. 874 00:57:03,519 --> 00:57:04,587 What a waste. 875 00:57:05,988 --> 00:57:08,123 Did you ever think about getting a penis transplant? 876 00:57:10,726 --> 00:57:12,261 - You're such a tramp. 877 00:57:12,261 --> 00:57:13,362 You probably have no feelings 878 00:57:13,362 --> 00:57:14,663 left between your legs anyways. 879 00:57:14,663 --> 00:57:16,232 You're probably a lesbian. 880 00:57:16,232 --> 00:57:19,168 - You know, if all men were as bad in bed as you, 881 00:57:19,168 --> 00:57:20,503 I just might be. 882 00:57:21,470 --> 00:57:24,408 - You got a real problem, lady. 883 00:57:24,408 --> 00:57:25,909 - Get out of my room 884 00:57:25,909 --> 00:57:28,111 and forget about my cousin doing a story on you. 885 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:29,279 You're not worth it. 886 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,114 - You're a real bitch. 887 00:57:35,852 --> 00:57:40,257 See you later, pee-wee. 888 00:57:48,432 --> 00:57:51,000 - Jim, it's time for breakfast. 889 00:57:57,173 --> 00:57:59,209 - What's going on? 890 00:57:59,209 --> 00:58:02,546 How come you guys are wearing ladies' underwear? 891 00:58:02,546 --> 00:58:04,881 - It's the band's new image. 892 00:58:04,881 --> 00:58:07,385 - Jim, we're not The Bad Boys anymore. 893 00:58:07,385 --> 00:58:10,054 We're the Hot Chicks. It's Paul's idea. 894 00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:11,289 - Cut it out, cut it out. 895 00:58:11,289 --> 00:58:14,392 But, don't you think it's fabulous. Hm? 896 00:58:14,392 --> 00:58:15,726 Huh? - Breakfast! 897 00:58:17,262 --> 00:58:19,730 - Thank god we made it through the night. 898 00:58:19,730 --> 00:58:22,166 I thought we were all gonna be killed. 899 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,635 Oh my god. What are you girls doing? 900 00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:27,338 - Jim, don't be such a dead head. 901 00:58:27,338 --> 00:58:28,839 If the guys can wear our underwear, 902 00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:31,376 then we can wear theirs. 903 00:58:31,376 --> 00:58:34,379 - Don't be so square. Jim. 904 00:58:34,379 --> 00:58:36,013 Sally, I don't believe you. 905 00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:38,015 You're wearing my Fruit of the Loom. 906 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:40,385 - No shit, Sherlock. 907 00:58:40,385 --> 00:58:42,920 Sally, are you feeling okay? 908 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,155 - Great, never been better. 909 00:59:06,645 --> 00:59:09,881 - Connie, you have such, such nice breasts. 910 00:59:09,881 --> 00:59:12,050 - Why, thank you, Charlie. 911 00:59:12,918 --> 00:59:15,554 - Best breasts on the island. 912 00:59:15,554 --> 00:59:17,323 - If you weren't sleeping with Sammy, 913 00:59:17,323 --> 00:59:19,157 I might bone you. - Oh! 914 00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:26,197 Would you bone us too, sometime? 915 00:59:26,197 --> 00:59:28,033 - I don't know. 916 00:59:28,033 --> 00:59:30,101 - Hey, what's going on here? 917 00:59:30,101 --> 00:59:32,471 Is this some kind of a sick joke? 918 00:59:32,471 --> 00:59:34,005 I don't understand. 919 00:59:34,005 --> 00:59:38,344 It's all a joke. 920 00:59:39,612 --> 00:59:41,280 - Tina, where's Tim? 921 00:59:42,281 --> 00:59:43,783 - Oh, that's sick. 922 00:59:44,884 --> 00:59:45,718 - Here! 923 01:00:05,338 --> 01:00:06,839 - Hi, Jim! 924 01:00:06,839 --> 01:00:09,075 - All right, this is sick. 925 01:00:12,612 --> 01:00:16,215 No, a dream. 926 01:00:16,215 --> 01:00:18,084 - Another nightmare? 927 01:00:18,084 --> 01:00:19,919 - How long have I been asleep? 928 01:00:19,919 --> 01:00:22,054 - About an hour. 929 01:00:22,054 --> 01:00:23,790 - It's not over. 930 01:00:23,790 --> 01:00:28,796 That thing is still out there. 931 01:00:30,097 --> 01:00:32,366 - Jim, don't go out there. 932 01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:36,236 - The creature is real. - Jim? 933 01:00:36,236 --> 01:00:38,472 - If Superman and Mighty Mouse got into a fight, 934 01:00:38,472 --> 01:00:40,207 who do you think would win? 935 01:00:40,207 --> 01:00:42,175 - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. 936 01:00:42,175 --> 01:00:44,277 - Wrong, that's not the way you play the game. 937 01:00:44,277 --> 01:00:45,779 I say a line from a movie 938 01:00:45,779 --> 01:00:47,681 and then you say a line from a movie, 939 01:00:47,681 --> 01:00:49,282 but it's gotta be the same movie. 940 01:00:49,282 --> 01:00:52,386 See, you can't mix up "Doctor Zhivago" and "Stand by Me" 941 01:00:52,386 --> 01:00:55,355 or "Gone With the Wind," and "Friday the 13th." 942 01:00:55,355 --> 01:00:57,558 - That's what this trip reminds me of, bud, 943 01:00:57,558 --> 01:00:58,792 "Friday the 13th." 944 01:00:58,792 --> 01:01:00,528 - I wish I'd written the music to that film. 945 01:01:00,528 --> 01:01:02,062 - What? You call that music? 946 01:01:02,062 --> 01:01:05,065 Kill, kill, kill. Kill, kill, kill. 947 01:01:05,065 --> 01:01:06,500 - Hey, don't laugh. 948 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:10,071 The guy who wrote that's making a million bucks today. 949 01:01:13,575 --> 01:01:15,810 Looks empty. 950 01:01:15,810 --> 01:01:17,245 - Right. 951 01:01:17,245 --> 01:01:19,380 - Might be abandoned. 952 01:01:19,380 --> 01:01:20,615 Why don't you go in there 953 01:01:20,615 --> 01:01:21,850 and see if there's a working phone? 954 01:01:21,850 --> 01:01:23,418 - Why don't you go? 955 01:01:23,418 --> 01:01:27,889 - What? Are you scared? - No, let's just be safe. 956 01:01:27,889 --> 01:01:31,059 - Okay, chicken shit. I'll check the station. 957 01:01:31,059 --> 01:01:32,661 - There's supposed to be a lake down there. 958 01:01:32,661 --> 01:01:36,230 I'm gonna go try to find it. - Why? 959 01:01:36,230 --> 01:01:37,632 - Maybe there's some cabins there 960 01:01:37,632 --> 01:01:39,768 and we can get some help. - Oh, right. 961 01:01:39,768 --> 01:01:41,803 You're pretty smart, bud. - I agree. 962 01:01:41,803 --> 01:01:43,304 I'll meet you down there in 10. 963 01:01:43,304 --> 01:01:45,707 - All right. Later. 964 01:02:15,004 --> 01:02:16,739 What a dump. 965 01:02:16,739 --> 01:02:17,740 Anyone here? 966 01:02:21,343 --> 01:02:23,178 All right. Flashlight. 967 01:02:25,981 --> 01:02:26,816 Hello? 968 01:02:30,586 --> 01:02:31,420 Hello? 969 01:02:43,534 --> 01:02:45,702 Damn it, it's dead. 970 01:02:47,838 --> 01:02:51,675 This place's a mess. 971 01:03:01,785 --> 01:03:05,255 Kirk to Enterprise. Kirk to Enterprise. 972 01:03:05,255 --> 01:03:07,090 - Spock here, Captain. 973 01:03:08,358 --> 01:03:10,360 - Yeah, man, beam me up. 974 01:03:21,171 --> 01:03:24,507 Oh yeah, great. I can't find the ranger. 975 01:03:35,519 --> 01:03:36,921 - John, where is Paul? 976 01:03:36,921 --> 01:03:40,057 - Oh, you went to the lake to... 977 01:03:40,057 --> 01:03:41,458 Who is it? 978 01:03:41,458 --> 01:03:42,727 - What's wrong? 979 01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:47,331 - Nothing, man. I thought I saw something move by the door. 980 01:03:47,331 --> 01:03:49,233 It was nothing, though. 981 01:03:50,768 --> 01:03:52,870 Hey, what the fuck? Paul? 982 01:03:54,839 --> 01:03:57,909 Hey, man, something's in here. I can hear it. 983 01:03:57,909 --> 01:03:58,876 - John, get out of there. 984 01:03:58,876 --> 01:04:00,678 Get back to the house now! 985 01:04:00,678 --> 01:04:03,247 - No, no, it's okay man. 986 01:04:03,247 --> 01:04:06,584 I thought... 987 01:04:07,752 --> 01:04:09,987 I must be imagining things in my old age. 988 01:04:09,987 --> 01:04:12,658 You won't believe what I thought I just saw. 989 01:04:12,658 --> 01:04:13,959 Oh, shit! 990 01:04:13,959 --> 01:04:15,761 Get away from me, get away from me! 991 01:04:15,761 --> 01:04:17,963 Help me, oh god! 992 01:04:20,165 --> 01:04:22,835 - John? John? - Help me, help me! 993 01:04:36,214 --> 01:04:37,783 - It can't be! 994 01:04:37,783 --> 01:04:41,954 There's no such things as vampires and werewolves! 995 01:04:45,057 --> 01:04:48,694 * It's a hard rock nightmare, ow * 996 01:05:02,041 --> 01:05:05,645 Oh shit. 997 01:05:09,348 --> 01:05:11,317 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 998 01:05:11,317 --> 01:05:13,486 * Die like a maniac 999 01:05:13,486 --> 01:05:15,421 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1000 01:05:15,421 --> 01:05:17,556 * Look like a maniac 1001 01:05:17,556 --> 01:05:19,558 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 1002 01:05:19,558 --> 01:05:22,896 * Die like a maniac 1003 01:05:27,867 --> 01:05:31,838 * 'Cause I still wanna rock, singing with my guitar * 1004 01:05:31,838 --> 01:05:34,307 * Look alive for the time, looking like a cheater * 1005 01:05:34,307 --> 01:05:39,312 * Whoa, I'm gonna for a flame, smoking like a heater * 1006 01:05:40,046 --> 01:05:41,647 - We gotta do something. 1007 01:05:42,882 --> 01:05:46,053 - Oh god, Paul is all alone out there. 1008 01:05:53,027 --> 01:05:54,461 I'm coming. Paul. 1009 01:05:57,131 --> 01:05:59,466 - Great. This is just great. 1010 01:06:38,439 --> 01:06:39,540 - So, Sam and Connie are probably 1011 01:06:39,540 --> 01:06:42,177 calling for help right now. 1012 01:06:45,580 --> 01:06:47,682 Sally, he's got a gun. 1013 01:06:47,682 --> 01:06:49,317 - I knew it was still down there. 1014 01:06:49,317 --> 01:06:51,119 - Where did you find that? 1015 01:06:51,119 --> 01:06:53,688 - My grandpa used to collect old rifles. 1016 01:06:54,923 --> 01:06:56,925 - Jim, what are you doing? 1017 01:06:56,925 --> 01:06:58,860 - I had to see if it still works. 1018 01:06:58,860 --> 01:07:01,662 Now, all I need is silver. 1019 01:07:01,662 --> 01:07:02,964 - Silver? 1020 01:07:02,964 --> 01:07:04,399 - Silver bullets. 1021 01:07:04,399 --> 01:07:07,402 It's the only thing that'll kill a werewolf. 1022 01:07:07,402 --> 01:07:08,736 - Oh, of course. 1023 01:07:11,206 --> 01:07:13,308 - Do your girls have any silver? 1024 01:07:13,308 --> 01:07:15,344 - Look, Sally, take the gun from Jim. 1025 01:07:15,344 --> 01:07:17,579 A mental case shouldn't be holding a rifle. 1026 01:07:17,579 --> 01:07:20,149 - You still think I'm crazy? - No, of course not. 1027 01:07:20,149 --> 01:07:23,285 - Don't you realize, everything I've said is true? 1028 01:07:23,285 --> 01:07:26,455 Look, we've gotta defend ourselves and kill the beast. 1029 01:07:26,455 --> 01:07:28,090 - Jim, calm down, will you? 1030 01:07:28,090 --> 01:07:31,760 No, listen to me! 1031 01:07:34,630 --> 01:07:36,432 - Jim might get violent. - No. 1032 01:07:36,432 --> 01:07:39,568 - Remember, he killed his grandfather. 1033 01:07:39,568 --> 01:07:41,770 - Are you talking about me? 1034 01:07:41,770 --> 01:07:44,974 Look, all I need is silver and I could kill him. 1035 01:07:44,974 --> 01:07:46,909 - In my room I have a silver frame. 1036 01:07:46,909 --> 01:07:50,179 Would that help? - Yeah, thanks. 1037 01:07:50,179 --> 01:07:51,380 And Sally, get some tools. 1038 01:07:51,380 --> 01:07:54,483 We've gotta make some silver bullets. 1039 01:07:57,086 --> 01:07:58,487 - Okay, come on. Let's get out of here. 1040 01:07:58,487 --> 01:07:59,721 - What are you talking about? 1041 01:07:59,721 --> 01:08:01,358 - This guy, Jim, he's a mental case 1042 01:08:01,358 --> 01:08:02,826 and now he's running around with a rifle. 1043 01:08:02,826 --> 01:08:04,461 - He's okay. He's just... 1044 01:08:04,461 --> 01:08:06,263 The strain is too much on him. 1045 01:08:06,263 --> 01:08:08,498 - Look, Sally. We're getting out of here, okay? 1046 01:08:08,498 --> 01:08:10,400 I just don't trust him. 1047 01:08:17,574 --> 01:08:18,408 - Paul! 1048 01:08:25,849 --> 01:08:26,683 Paul! 1049 01:08:39,796 --> 01:08:40,630 Paul? 1050 01:08:45,602 --> 01:08:46,437 Paul? 1051 01:08:54,712 --> 01:08:55,546 Paul! 1052 01:09:00,384 --> 01:09:01,319 Oh my god. 1053 01:09:01,319 --> 01:09:03,888 - Charlie, go back to the house. 1054 01:09:07,158 --> 01:09:08,559 Go out the woods. 1055 01:09:10,995 --> 01:09:11,996 Jim's right. 1056 01:09:13,231 --> 01:09:15,566 - What? A wolf did this to you? 1057 01:09:15,566 --> 01:09:16,634 - Man. - What? 1058 01:09:17,701 --> 01:09:19,904 - Wolf man. - Okay, don't talk. 1059 01:09:19,904 --> 01:09:21,439 I'm gonna take you back to the house. 1060 01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:22,606 You'll be fine. 1061 01:09:22,606 --> 01:09:23,441 - I... 1062 01:09:24,542 --> 01:09:25,843 Tell... 1063 01:09:25,843 --> 01:09:26,677 Sorry. 1064 01:09:31,716 --> 01:09:32,884 - Oh. No, man. 1065 01:09:37,489 --> 01:09:40,892 Oh, man. Oh, man. 1066 01:09:43,728 --> 01:09:44,563 Why? Why? 1067 01:09:49,935 --> 01:09:51,870 - There's no silver in your room, you lied. 1068 01:09:51,870 --> 01:09:53,605 Why? - Calm down, Jim, 1069 01:09:53,605 --> 01:09:55,975 and put down the gun. 1070 01:09:55,975 --> 01:09:58,043 - Don't you understand? 1071 01:09:58,043 --> 01:09:59,778 - I have had enough of this. 1072 01:09:59,778 --> 01:10:02,081 I'm getting out of this nightmare. 1073 01:10:02,081 --> 01:10:03,848 Jim, Sally, are you coming? 1074 01:10:03,848 --> 01:10:07,119 - Not until I find some silver bullets. 1075 01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:10,089 - Sally? - No, you go. 1076 01:10:10,089 --> 01:10:12,857 I love him and I have to stay. He needs me. 1077 01:10:12,857 --> 01:10:14,059 - Sally, I have an idea. 1078 01:10:14,059 --> 01:10:16,528 A place we're gonna be safe. 1079 01:10:16,528 --> 01:10:18,298 - Go, but be careful. 1080 01:10:19,599 --> 01:10:21,801 - Don't worry, there's not a man or wolf 1081 01:10:21,801 --> 01:10:24,170 that can outsmart me. 1082 01:10:27,773 --> 01:10:29,375 - Need to get help. 1083 01:10:32,312 --> 01:10:35,982 Need to get help. 1084 01:11:31,572 --> 01:11:32,406 Oh my god. 1085 01:11:41,248 --> 01:11:42,083 Get back. 1086 01:11:46,420 --> 01:11:47,988 You son of a bitch. 1087 01:12:11,045 --> 01:12:13,915 Yeah, nice and steady. 1088 01:12:13,915 --> 01:12:16,050 Almost finished. 1089 01:12:16,050 --> 01:12:17,885 A few more won't hurt. 1090 01:12:23,325 --> 01:12:25,493 Careful. 1091 01:12:25,493 --> 01:12:26,994 - Don't you worry. 1092 01:12:35,538 --> 01:12:38,407 A silver bullet. It's done. 1093 01:12:38,407 --> 01:12:39,808 - Thank god. 1094 01:12:39,808 --> 01:12:41,877 - Now we can go help our friends. 1095 01:12:41,877 --> 01:12:43,379 - Sure. 1096 01:12:43,379 --> 01:12:44,580 - Oh wait! - What? 1097 01:12:44,580 --> 01:12:47,416 No, do we need crosses and stakes? 1098 01:12:47,416 --> 01:12:48,851 No. 1099 01:12:48,851 --> 01:12:51,120 Look, Sal, I know you think I'm flipping out. 1100 01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:53,088 I'm only trying to protect us. 1101 01:12:53,088 --> 01:12:54,757 I really did see some kind of creature 1102 01:12:54,757 --> 01:12:56,559 before Tim was killed. 1103 01:12:58,361 --> 01:13:00,896 - Oh shit. I'm freezing my ass off. 1104 01:13:00,896 --> 01:13:05,634 But I'm here til sunrise. 1105 01:13:05,634 --> 01:13:09,938 I can't believe I'm hiding in a well from a werewolf. 1106 01:13:09,938 --> 01:13:14,643 Things like this just don't happen to other girls. 1107 01:13:14,643 --> 01:13:15,911 - Don't worry, Sally. 1108 01:13:15,911 --> 01:13:17,913 Everything's gonna be okay now. 1109 01:13:17,913 --> 01:13:20,083 - I know, but could we rest for a second? 1110 01:13:20,083 --> 01:13:22,118 - Sure. - I'm tired. 1111 01:13:22,118 --> 01:13:25,189 - You want a drink of water? - Thanks. 1112 01:13:30,059 --> 01:13:31,328 Ow! 1113 01:13:31,328 --> 01:13:34,164 What? Hey, who's down there? 1114 01:13:34,164 --> 01:13:35,499 - It's me, Tina. 1115 01:13:36,666 --> 01:13:38,802 What are you doing down there? 1116 01:13:38,802 --> 01:13:40,237 I'm hiding from a werewolf. 1117 01:13:40,237 --> 01:13:41,838 - I think you'd better come up. 1118 01:13:41,838 --> 01:13:44,241 - No, I'm here till sunrise. 1119 01:13:44,241 --> 01:13:47,377 Now, get the hell out of here. Leave me alone. 1120 01:13:47,377 --> 01:13:49,045 - Let's go. Come on. 1121 01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:55,885 God. Just one more hour til sunrise. 1122 01:14:07,732 --> 01:14:08,999 Who's up there? 1123 01:14:09,867 --> 01:14:12,603 Oh, oh my god, it's gas. 1124 01:14:15,773 --> 01:14:17,875 Why would a wolf do this? 1125 01:14:21,779 --> 01:14:25,115 How could a wolf light a match? 1126 01:14:39,230 --> 01:14:40,265 Charlie? 1127 01:14:40,265 --> 01:14:42,166 Are you okay? 1128 01:14:43,234 --> 01:14:44,902 - Hey, catch your breath, buddy. 1129 01:14:44,902 --> 01:14:47,538 - What's that in your hand? 1130 01:14:47,538 --> 01:14:48,839 - What the hell? 1131 01:14:49,807 --> 01:14:50,976 - They're all dead. - Who? 1132 01:14:50,976 --> 01:14:52,778 - Everybody's dead. - What? 1133 01:14:52,778 --> 01:14:54,580 - Jim was right! - Calm down. 1134 01:14:54,580 --> 01:14:56,448 - Everybody's dead, don't you understand? 1135 01:14:56,448 --> 01:14:57,916 This big freaking wolf! 1136 01:14:57,916 --> 01:14:59,418 - Man. It's a man. 1137 01:15:01,820 --> 01:15:03,489 There's no such thing as werewolves. 1138 01:15:03,489 --> 01:15:05,190 Jim, what are you saying? 1139 01:15:05,190 --> 01:15:07,959 - Some animal is killing people, but it's not a wolf. 1140 01:15:07,959 --> 01:15:10,562 - What animal, then? - A man. 1141 01:15:10,562 --> 01:15:12,731 - Paul's dead. Everybody's dead. 1142 01:15:12,731 --> 01:15:15,166 I fought with it, it's a big wolf. 1143 01:15:15,166 --> 01:15:16,402 - No it's not. 1144 01:15:16,402 --> 01:15:19,204 It's a man who wants us to think he's a wolf. 1145 01:15:19,204 --> 01:15:20,105 - What the hell are you saying? 1146 01:15:20,105 --> 01:15:21,807 Have you lost your mind? 1147 01:15:21,807 --> 01:15:24,209 - No, I almost did. 1148 01:15:24,209 --> 01:15:26,044 But I'm all right now. 1149 01:15:30,115 --> 01:15:32,318 Look, that isn't fur. 1150 01:15:32,318 --> 01:15:35,821 It's cloth material made to look like fur. 1151 01:15:37,390 --> 01:15:39,392 - Hm. Made in Hong Kong. 1152 01:15:40,860 --> 01:15:42,829 Yeah, he's right. 1153 01:15:42,829 --> 01:15:44,364 - Shit. 1154 01:15:44,364 --> 01:15:47,900 You mean, some lunatic in a wolf suit is killing people? 1155 01:15:47,900 --> 01:15:48,735 Why? 1156 01:15:50,570 --> 01:15:54,073 - I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. 1157 01:15:54,073 --> 01:15:55,842 - Wait, wait. 1158 01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:58,978 - No, this is between me and him. 1159 01:15:58,978 --> 01:16:00,413 - No it isn't. 1160 01:16:00,413 --> 01:16:03,983 Man, some mental case is walking around killing people 1161 01:16:03,983 --> 01:16:07,687 and if we don't stick together, we're next. 1162 01:16:07,687 --> 01:16:09,456 - Yeah, you're right. 1163 01:16:11,924 --> 01:16:14,694 We gotta keep our heads. 1164 01:16:14,694 --> 01:16:17,864 You know, I've got a plan. 1165 01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:55,736 - Come on. 1166 01:17:00,307 --> 01:17:02,342 - Hello, Ranger? Anybody? 1167 01:17:06,179 --> 01:17:08,950 Charlie fell in a ditch. 1168 01:17:08,950 --> 01:17:10,452 I think he's hurt! 1169 01:17:12,554 --> 01:17:13,555 I need help. 1170 01:17:15,390 --> 01:17:18,793 If you're in there, please come out! 1171 01:17:18,793 --> 01:17:22,797 Ranger? Anybody? 1172 01:17:34,042 --> 01:17:34,876 - Come on. 1173 01:17:37,979 --> 01:17:41,816 Come on. Come out, werewolf, wherever you are. 1174 01:17:55,364 --> 01:17:56,432 Get back! 1175 01:17:56,432 --> 01:17:58,834 Get back to the... move back! 1176 01:17:59,869 --> 01:18:03,673 No! No! 1177 01:18:03,673 --> 01:18:06,008 - Get back. - No, please! No! 1178 01:18:08,143 --> 01:18:11,213 No! 1179 01:18:12,347 --> 01:18:13,282 No, please! 1180 01:18:17,820 --> 01:18:19,755 - Over here! Over here! 1181 01:18:22,091 --> 01:18:23,926 Go ahead. Make my day. 1182 01:18:31,133 --> 01:18:34,704 Shit! 1183 01:18:39,209 --> 01:18:41,277 Look at the face. 1184 01:18:44,147 --> 01:18:46,416 It's made of rubber. 1185 01:18:46,416 --> 01:18:47,751 Jim, it's Dirk. 1186 01:18:47,751 --> 01:18:50,020 But why would Dirk do this? 1187 01:18:52,222 --> 01:18:54,958 Look at his hands. Claws. 1188 01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:58,161 Careful now. 1189 01:19:04,968 --> 01:19:08,471 God, they're solid steel, sharp as razors. 1190 01:19:10,273 --> 01:19:12,743 Probably tear a person apart in seconds. 1191 01:19:12,743 --> 01:19:14,444 Are you sure he's dead? 1192 01:19:14,444 --> 01:19:15,879 - Yeah. - Look at his eyes. 1193 01:19:15,879 --> 01:19:17,313 - Contacts. 1194 01:19:17,313 --> 01:19:20,316 Why would a mad man do such a thing? 1195 01:19:21,718 --> 01:19:22,553 - Mad man? 1196 01:19:24,421 --> 01:19:27,358 All right, that's it. Everybody up. 1197 01:19:29,093 --> 01:19:30,494 Put the gun down. 1198 01:19:32,530 --> 01:19:35,099 - Uncle Gary? - Yeah, he's your mad man. 1199 01:19:35,099 --> 01:19:36,500 - On the contrary. 1200 01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:39,003 My plan is the work of genius. 1201 01:19:40,838 --> 01:19:41,673 - Why? 1202 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:44,609 - Money, you simple twit. 1203 01:19:44,609 --> 01:19:46,678 Why does anyone do anything? 1204 01:19:46,678 --> 01:19:49,647 This farm your grandmother left you, is nothing. 1205 01:19:49,647 --> 01:19:53,217 It's the oil underneath, that's everything. Millions! 1206 01:19:53,217 --> 01:19:55,286 - Shit, Jim, you're rich. 1207 01:19:58,455 --> 01:20:00,124 - Why the wolf? 1208 01:20:00,124 --> 01:20:02,827 Why'd you have Dirk dress up like a wolf? 1209 01:20:02,827 --> 01:20:04,929 - You nitwit. You are so stupid. 1210 01:20:04,929 --> 01:20:07,999 I can't believe you're my nephew. 1211 01:20:07,999 --> 01:20:10,102 Alright, look, the police come 1212 01:20:10,102 --> 01:20:12,905 and they find the band and everybody on the farm dead, 1213 01:20:12,905 --> 01:20:14,940 all cut up in little pieces. 1214 01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:18,243 And you tell them... 1215 01:20:18,243 --> 01:20:20,579 You tell them that a werewolf did it! 1216 01:20:20,579 --> 01:20:23,015 You tell them that you even saw the wolf! 1217 01:20:23,015 --> 01:20:25,784 Well, the police do some investigating 1218 01:20:25,784 --> 01:20:27,920 and they find out that when you were a kid 1219 01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:30,789 that you killed your grandfather. 1220 01:20:30,789 --> 01:20:34,760 You claimed he was a, a vampire! 1221 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:37,596 That he called you from the grave! 1222 01:20:38,931 --> 01:20:41,399 Well, you go to the nuthouse 1223 01:20:41,399 --> 01:20:43,936 and I get the farm pure and simple. 1224 01:20:43,936 --> 01:20:45,604 Genius, isn't it? 1225 01:20:45,604 --> 01:20:47,005 - You had all these people killed 1226 01:20:47,005 --> 01:20:48,373 for your sick plan? 1227 01:20:48,373 --> 01:20:50,475 - For that much money, I'd kill everything. 1228 01:20:50,475 --> 01:20:52,745 - Yeah. We found out your plan. 1229 01:20:52,745 --> 01:20:55,047 It's not gonna work now. 1230 01:20:55,047 --> 01:20:57,617 - Well, I'll think of something else, 1231 01:20:57,617 --> 01:21:01,320 but don't worry, you're all gonna have to die anyway. 1232 01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:02,521 You too, Jim. 1233 01:21:02,521 --> 01:21:04,758 I'm gonna have to shoot you too, now. Sorry. 1234 01:21:04,758 --> 01:21:08,261 - Uncle Gary, you can't do this. 1235 01:21:08,261 --> 01:21:10,764 - Well, maybe somebody will 1236 01:21:10,764 --> 01:21:13,667 accidentally fall asleep smoking a cigarette 1237 01:21:13,667 --> 01:21:17,837 and burn down the house. 1238 01:21:20,674 --> 01:21:22,676 - No, please don't kill me. 1239 01:21:22,676 --> 01:21:25,812 I'm scared. I, I don't know what to do. 1240 01:21:25,812 --> 01:21:29,916 Kill them. I won't tell anyone, I promise. 1241 01:21:29,916 --> 01:21:33,519 - Sorry, kid. Gotta kill everybody. 1242 01:21:33,519 --> 01:21:37,691 It's the plan, but I'll shoot you last, okay? 1243 01:21:37,691 --> 01:21:41,295 - No, please, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. 1244 01:21:43,030 --> 01:21:44,464 - Now, come on, kid. 1245 01:21:44,464 --> 01:21:45,900 Get up. Let's go. 1246 01:21:55,175 --> 01:21:57,044 - Fuck you, Uncle Gary. 1247 01:22:04,651 --> 01:22:06,386 - Good work, Charlie. 1248 01:22:07,855 --> 01:22:12,359 - Paul always said, "When all else fails, go for the balls." 1249 01:22:19,834 --> 01:22:22,436 - Jim. - We'll get an ambulance. 1250 01:22:28,443 --> 01:22:29,878 - Jim, I'm dying. 1251 01:22:30,746 --> 01:22:32,147 - You'll be okay. 1252 01:22:38,253 --> 01:22:40,822 - I'll be back from Hell if I have to! 1253 01:22:40,822 --> 01:22:43,324 I'll be back for you! 1254 01:22:51,266 --> 01:22:52,633 - He's dead. 1255 01:22:52,633 --> 01:22:54,736 - What a sick son of a bitch. 1256 01:22:54,736 --> 01:22:55,971 - Yeah, I know. 1257 01:22:56,905 --> 01:22:58,206 - You didn't believe that 1258 01:22:58,206 --> 01:23:00,575 come back from Hell stuff, did you, Jim? 1259 01:23:00,575 --> 01:23:02,878 - No, of course not. 1260 01:23:02,878 --> 01:23:07,115 I don't believe in vampires, werewolves, or ghosts. 1261 01:23:29,872 --> 01:23:34,110 * See I walk and I talk and I look like another * 1262 01:23:34,110 --> 01:23:38,280 * Well I'm lookin' to fight and I hope I'm not your brother * 1263 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:42,451 * Well I am torch in the sand and I'm lookin' like a cheater * 1264 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:46,889 * Gotta look when I play, I'm smokin' like a heater * 1265 01:23:46,889 --> 01:23:48,825 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1266 01:23:48,825 --> 01:23:50,927 * Look like a maniac 1267 01:23:50,927 --> 01:23:52,862 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 1268 01:23:52,862 --> 01:23:55,064 * Die like a maniac 1269 01:23:55,064 --> 01:23:57,066 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1270 01:23:57,066 --> 01:23:59,136 * Look like a maniac 1271 01:23:59,136 --> 01:24:01,038 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 1272 01:24:01,038 --> 01:24:04,107 * Die like a maniac 1273 01:24:09,246 --> 01:24:13,416 * And I still wanna rock as I sit here with my guitar * 1274 01:24:13,416 --> 01:24:14,717 * Look alive from the top 1275 01:24:14,717 --> 01:24:17,487 * I'm lookin' like a cheater, whoa * 1276 01:24:17,487 --> 01:24:21,791 * Gonna look when I play, I'm smokin' like a heater * 1277 01:24:21,791 --> 01:24:23,760 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1278 01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:25,863 * Look like a maniac 1279 01:24:25,863 --> 01:24:27,831 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 1280 01:24:27,831 --> 01:24:29,967 * Die like a maniac 1281 01:24:29,967 --> 01:24:31,869 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1282 01:24:31,869 --> 01:24:34,071 * Look like a maniac 1283 01:24:34,071 --> 01:24:36,006 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 1284 01:24:36,006 --> 01:24:39,709 * Die like a maniac 1285 01:24:56,460 --> 01:24:58,296 * Don't cry, look around 1286 01:24:58,296 --> 01:25:00,231 * I'm gonna be surrounded 1287 01:25:00,231 --> 01:25:04,168 * Capture the rapture 1288 01:25:08,406 --> 01:25:10,241 * Come back, don't go away 1289 01:25:10,241 --> 01:25:15,146 * 'Cause I'm a maniac 1290 01:25:15,146 --> 01:25:19,217 * See I walk and I talk and I look like another * 1291 01:25:19,217 --> 01:25:20,518 * And I love and the fight 1292 01:25:20,518 --> 01:25:23,554 * And I hope I'm not your brother * 1293 01:25:23,554 --> 01:25:27,458 * Like a torch in the sand, I'm look like a cheater * 1294 01:25:27,458 --> 01:25:32,464 * Gotta look when I play, I'm smokin' like a heater * 1295 01:25:49,915 --> 01:25:51,816 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1296 01:25:51,816 --> 01:25:53,885 * Look like a maniac 1297 01:25:53,885 --> 01:25:55,854 * Run like a maniac, fly like a maniac * 1298 01:25:55,854 --> 01:25:57,990 * Die like a maniac 1299 01:25:57,990 --> 01:25:59,925 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1300 01:25:59,925 --> 01:26:02,027 * Look like a maniac 1301 01:26:02,027 --> 01:26:06,031 * Run, die, 'cause I'm a maniac * 1302 01:26:14,774 --> 01:26:16,943 * Come back, don't go away 1303 01:26:16,943 --> 01:26:21,747 * 'Cause I'm the maniac 1304 01:26:21,747 --> 01:26:25,785 * See I walk and I talk and I look like another * 1305 01:26:25,785 --> 01:26:27,087 * Gotta look, gotta fight 1306 01:26:27,087 --> 01:26:30,090 * And I hope I'm not your brother * 1307 01:26:30,090 --> 01:26:34,027 * I'm a torch in the sand, I'm look like a cheater * 1308 01:26:34,027 --> 01:26:39,032 * Gotta look when I play, and I'm smokin' like a heater * 1309 01:26:56,682 --> 01:26:58,484 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1310 01:26:58,484 --> 01:27:00,454 * Look like a maniac 1311 01:27:00,454 --> 01:27:02,389 * Run like maniac, fly like a maniac * 1312 01:27:02,389 --> 01:27:04,491 * Die like a maniac 1313 01:27:04,491 --> 01:27:06,493 * Walk like a maniac, talk like a maniac * 1314 01:27:06,493 --> 01:27:08,595 * Look like a maniac 1315 01:27:08,595 --> 01:27:12,766 * Run, fly, 'cause I'm the maniac * 92202