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(inspirational music)
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(air whooshes)
(graphics popping)
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(children chattering)
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(air whooshes)
(graphics popping)
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- [Kids] Fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight,
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- fight, fight, fight, fight!
(kids grunting)
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What did you say, nerd?
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That you're politically incorrect.
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(Ava growls)
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(head thuds)
(Bobbie grunts)
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- [Susie] Bobbie!
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(Susie gags)
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So that's me, the one with the weird,
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spontaneous gag reflex.
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It's the Pathetic Loser Duo.
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(kids laughing)
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- [Susie] Oh, and that's Bobbie Roberts,
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the other half of the Pathetic Loser Duo
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and my best friend.
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- [Ava] Bye bye, Loser Duo.
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- [Susie] My ride or die.
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(Ava laughs)
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Yup, my everything, since day one.
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♪ Undo ♪
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- [Susie] There are
some people you just have
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that instant chemistry with.
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You just know that they
make you feel happy and safe.
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Bobbie and his shoes!
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- [Bobbie's Mom] Bobbie, what
are you doing in high heels?
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Take those off right now
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before your dad gets home
and whoops your behind.
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- [Susie] And you get each other,
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even when others don't.
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♪ You can't take it back ♪
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♪ You can't take it back ♪
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Why can't I wear the shoes that I like?
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When I grow up, I'm gonna be president
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and change the world.
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Let's go to my house.
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♪ Undo, I ♪
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Look, there's our whole class.
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Susie, wait,
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Hey, that's Bobbie and Susie.
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- [Susie] We weren't in
invited to Sami's party?
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I guess not.
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And in a world full of chaos
and crappy childhood moments,
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having someone like Bobbie
in my life made things bearable.
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As we grew up, we were inseparable,
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tighter than Frodo and Sam,
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Will and Eleven,
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Harry and Ron.
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And even though we
loved being with each other,
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we knew there was more out there.
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We believe the universe would shift us out
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of the Pathetic Loser Duo and
into the Desirables category.
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That's gonna be us in high school.
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(bell ringing)
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We spent the first two years
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of high school waiting patiently
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for the universe to shift.
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And well, when that didn't
happen, we were okay with it
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because nobody likes underclassmen, anyway.
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But now, a couple
months into our junior year,
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nothing has changed.
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And we're running out of time.
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Come on, there are so many
groups that should be willing
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to take two toys from
the Island of Misfits, right?
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{\an8}The jocks, although we
don't call them jocks anymore.
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{\an8}We call them athletes.
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{\an8}They're definitely cool
and definitely fun to look at.
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{\an8}- Oh, yeah.
- That's nice.
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{\an8}- [Susie] And the drama kids,
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they're cool, because
someone's mom is cousins
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with Millie Bobby Brown's
dad's next door neighbor,
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and Millie came to speak at their class.
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What up, everyone?
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We're streaming live, finally, let's go.
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{\an8}Then there are floaters like Alan Nalan,
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{\an8}a quiet gamer that knows
how to use his hands (giggles).
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I'm gonna pick up another skin.
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- [Susie] And Swano Betts,
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who has more friends than he knows what
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- to do with.
- For 40, what!
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(toilet gurgles)
(door thuds)
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There's also Dee Dee Boomski,
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head of the Save the Wolves Club.
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Rumor has it she queefed in gym class.
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(squeaking)
(gum pops)
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Yet not one group or floater
has approached me and Bobbie.
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We remain alone, isolated, and undesirable.
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But hey, hey, maybe that's
okay, because truth be told,
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I don't want to be in any
of those groups anyway.
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I have my eye on
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the POP Girls.
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(exciting music)
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- [Logan] Vicki.
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(air hissing)
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(principal gagging)
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(principal coughs)
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Oh, God.
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Oh, I gotta stick to edibles.
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(door thumps)
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Yuck.
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(lips smack)
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(bell rings)
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(gum pops)
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(slow dramatic music)
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- [Susie] Vicki Reinhard is always
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in the coveted center position,
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{\an8}also called CP, for short,
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{\an8}flanked by Ginger Martin on her left
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and Renee Lalita on her right.
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I know, they're all so awful and so cliche.
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Isn't it great?
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(quirky music)
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(Susie yells)
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(head thuds)
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(Bobbie grunts)
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- [Announcer] Attention, students.
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No horseplaying in front
of the school entrance.
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Text me if you want Pilates lessons.
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I am not certified.
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Oh, yes!
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Okay, call the press.
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No autographs please.
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Oh, yes, everyone's jealous!
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Slay (laughs)!
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- Meow.
- Oh, meow, meow, meow.
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Meow, meow, oh, okay.
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My outfit looks good on you (laughs).
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- Hey, girls, get in.
(engine revs)
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Was that as embarrassing
as I thought it was?
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It was so much worse
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than anything you could have imagined.
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Hey, you okay?
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Yeah, yeah, I, um,
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I actually just saw a penny on the ground
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and, you know, thought I'd,
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thought I'd pick it up for good luck.
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So it's just, yeah.
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Cool, yeah.
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I'm glad that you're okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Get up.
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Oh my God, get up, get up.
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This isn't what high school
was supposed to be like.
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Yup.
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Are you even listening to me, Bobbie?
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Yup, but it's like the
same thing all the time.
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You know, you're a loser, yup.
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You want to be popular, yup.
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I know, yup.
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Okay, well, I've been doing some thinking.
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Oh, great.
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And I don't just want
to be popular, Bobbie.
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I want to be a POP Girl.
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(ethereal music)
(bells chiming)
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(Bobbie wheezing)
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(Bobbie laughs and snorts)
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You know, that's not even, like,
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within the realm of possibility, right?
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Well, it is if the POP
Girls think I'm cool.
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No, actually, it's not.
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But you're gonna try anyway.
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I mean, Vicki Reinhart
got her belly button pierced
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- in 7th grade.
(dramatic music)
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How can you possibly compete with that?
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Hey, Siri.
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(phone chimes)
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I want to be cool.
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What should I do?
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- [Siri] Hi, Susie.
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Turn on the air conditioner
or take a cold bath.
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Pointless, okay.
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Come on, Bobbie.
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I mean, what do people do to be cool?
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Dave Simon scored a
touchdown last Friday night.
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Now everyone thinks he's cool.
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(lively band music)
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(bodies thud)
(players grunt)
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(Susie coughing)
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Tryout's over!
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(Susie spits)
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Not helpful, Bobbie.
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(tires screech)
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hi, you two.
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Bobbie, your mom wants
you to stay at our place tonight.
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Maybe being cool and
popular isn't all that important.
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(drawer thuds)
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What?
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I'm sorry, you don't want
to go to all the best parties
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and get with all the hottest guys?
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You don't want to be on
Clovis' IT page, Bobbie.
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These are supposed to be
the best years of our life.
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And we're sucking it so far.
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(Bobbie sighs)
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(Susie sighs)
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Oh my God!
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Isn't it a little too soon
for OnlyFans, yeah?
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Ha, hold on.
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(scissors snipping)
- Mm-hmm.
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What are you doing?
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- Huh.
(scissors snipping)
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What do you think, yeah?
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Made it a little ragged,
a little edgy, yeah,
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a little angry, like Olivia Rodrigo.
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Oh my God, gimme the dress.
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(Susie sighs)
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Scissors.
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Be careful.
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Thank you.
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(scissors snipping)
- Okay.
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Here we go.
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Whoa.
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Trust the process.
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Okay.
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Give it a go.
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- Ooh.
- Yeah, yeah.
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It's giving quirky.
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I love it.
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It's giving short.
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- Wow.
- Bobbie!
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This was my favorite dress.
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Now it's your, your favorite crop top.
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(Susie sighs)
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- Sorry.
- It's fine.
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You know, this other thing I
was thinking about, though,
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you know, Destiny Rogers,
she had that TikTok go viral.
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Now everyone thinks she's cool.
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(upbeat dance music)
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Ooh, that's good.
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- Yeah?
- That's good.
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Okay.
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What are you doing?
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- Hey, Siri.
(phone chimes)
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Can I buy TikTok followers?
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Question mark.
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- [Siri] Okay, you're looking for a clock.
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(Susie laughs)
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No, Siri, I said, can I
buy TikTok followers?
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Question mark.
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Oh my, someone is following you?
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- [Bobbie] Oh my God.
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Siri, I want TikTok followers
so I can become popular
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and I am willing to buy them.
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Period.
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- [Siri] Susie, I'm well
aware of what you're asking.
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And it's not a good idea.
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But you can't take a hint.
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Period.
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Dang!
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- [Siri] You should not be focused
on how to become popular.
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You should be focused
on finding your inner worth
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and changing the world for the better.
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Oh my God, she's got a point.
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The desire to be popular
stems from a shallow
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- adolescent phase.
(breath hisses)
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Yeah, yeah, and I'm in the midst
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of a shallow adolescent phase.
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- She is.
- Yeah.
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Clearly, Siri never went to high school.
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- [Siri] I did go to high school.
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But I was popular.
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Siri, can you just answer the question?
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Question mark.
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Yes, you can buy TikTok followers.
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Here are some options.
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Oh my God, oh my God, Bobbie.
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Bobbie, this is it.
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{\an8}We can each buy a million followers.
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- [Bobbie] Is this, is this a good idea?
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- Done.
- Maybe read the review-
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Tomorrow will be the day we become
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the most popular kids in school
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and maybe even
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POP Girls.
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(ethereal music)
(Susie yells)
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- Oh my God!
(Susie thumps)
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- [Susie] Whoo!
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(quirky music)
(counter beeping)
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(bell dings)
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- [Announcer] Attention, students.
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Filming Tiktoks in school
bathrooms is not permitted.
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- [Student in Plaid] Nice work.
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Bobbie!
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- [Student] Yeah.
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(slow dramatic music)
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(air whooshing)
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(ominous music)
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Hey, Susie and Bobbie, right?
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Yeah.
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I'm having my annual Valentine's
Day party next weekend.
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We all dress up as famous couples
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or something Valentine's-ish.
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You guys want to come?
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We love parties.
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Cool, hope to see you there.
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(Susie squeals)
(slow dramatic music)
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- [Bobbie] Stop.
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(Susie huffs)
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POP Girls lookin' stylish today.
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(Vicki scoffs)
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Anyways, have you guys
heard of the endangered wolves?
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Ew!
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Go back to your short bus.
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(Dee Dee chuckles)
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(Dee Dee howls)
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Ah-ooh.
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No, no, dude.
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(gentle music)
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(fingers snap)
- Hello.
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It's weird to stare.
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I wasn't staring.
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They just walked by.
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00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,382
Okay, well, I was saying we need
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to start planning for Dave's party.
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This is so exciting, Vicki.
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Becca, you'll be joining us.
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Amazing.
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I can't wait.
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(Vicki sighs)
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(gentle music)
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(inspirational music)
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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- [Bobbie] Susie!
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{\an8}(Bobbie and Susie grunt)
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{\an8}(upbeat dance music)
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{\an8}(Susie grunts)
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{\an8}(Bobbie grunts)
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{\an8}♪ Who you gonna mark ♪
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{\an8}♪ When we bring strut, strut ♪
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{\an8}- This way?
- This way, this way.
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00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,209
{\an8}- [Bobbie] Okay, yeah.
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00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:54,088
{\an8}(Susie grunting)
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{\an8}(Bobbie growling)
- Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
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{\an8}Here to party!
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{\an8}(Bobbie grunting)
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(bell ringing)
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00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,095
- [Announcer] Susie
Quinn and Bobbie Roberts,
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please report to the school newsroom.
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They're probably gonna give us an award
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for being famous or something.
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Let's go!
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Follow me.
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Next up, interview with the two
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new social media celebrities.
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00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,946
Darby Duncan, head of All
Things News at Clovis High.
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We know who you are.
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Of course you do.
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And I totally know who you are.
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00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:23,868
Follow me.
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When I count down, we go live, got it?
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Okay, got it, yeah.
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00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,004
- Quiet on set, please!
- Quiet on set, please!
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I just said that.
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00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:39,926
News is starting in three, two, one.
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(dramatic music)
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It's now? Now.
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Good morning, Clovis High.
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I have an important announcement for you.
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Our class president, Vicki Reinhard,
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has graciously informed me
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00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:01,948
{\an8}that Susie Q and Bobbie
Roberts are now famous on TikTok.
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00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,658
Ew!
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00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,786
Now let's get a tickin' and a tockin'.
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00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,955
- Oh!
(Susie laughs)
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00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,331
- [Susie and Bobbie] Oh!
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{\an8}Hello, Clovis High, as you've heard,
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{\an8}Susie and Bobbie are now
TikTok celebrities (laughs).
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{\an8}As an influencer with
163,452 followers myself,
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{\an8}the most followed person
at Clovis High, until now,
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your overnight success is so inspirational.
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00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:39,152
And I want to make sure you
share your story with everyone.
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(students gasp)
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00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:42,905
Like, right now (gags)?
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00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,574
If I may speak for the both of us.
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00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,452
You see, we have been
working immensely hard
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and dreaming about being this influential.
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And I would say that, now,
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I think we've gotten there.
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00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,208
- Wouldn't you say?
- Totally agree.
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Thank you.
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It has been a lot of pressure
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to become this famous overnight.
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I mean, we went to a
coffee shop this morning
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00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,426
and were ambushed by fans.
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00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,344
Ambushed by fans.
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00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:05,970
It can be quite dangerous.
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00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,347
I mean, we were considering whether
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00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,182
or not we should even
come to school this morning.
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00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,100
(laughs) Am I talking too much?
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00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,268
- Yes.
- Oh, no.
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00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,145
No, please continue.
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00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,439
We want to hear everything.
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00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,734
Well, Charli D'Amelio reached out to us-
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00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:20,943
- Oh!
- To help us deal
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00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,612
- with all of this fame.
- Oh.
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00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,739
- It's been a lot.
- Charli D'Amelio?
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00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,949
- Interesting.
- Yeah, she's really sweet.
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00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,826
I expect we'll hear from Addison Rae soon.
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00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,371
You know, I just really wasn't,
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00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,914
I didn't really want to say that, you know,
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00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,208
I was really hoping for someone like AOC,
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00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,086
or better yet, any of
the remaining Kennedys.
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00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,004
I'm sure you remember at least one of them.
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00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,798
- Well, I...
- Anyway,
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00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,093
we are incredibly grateful to
be where we are at right now.
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00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,427
Thank you.
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00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,597
- Thank you, Susie and Bobbie.
(Susie moaning)
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00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,140
You know, social media growth
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and safety is so important,
which is why I brought in
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{\an8}special guest speaker Duane Donroni,
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00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,111
{\an8}TikTok's chief growth officer.
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00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,154
Yes, thanks for having me, Vicki.
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00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,864
It is great to hear that all of the kids
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00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,783
at the school is enjoying TikTok.
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00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,911
I truly want all of y'all to
succeed on this platform.
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00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,747
But it has come to my attention
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00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,125
- that two students (Vicki gasps)
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00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,502
has purchased a million
followers each, last night.
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00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:23,172
And that, my friend, is
fraudulent engagement.
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00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,006
- [Vicki] No.
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00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,007
(students gasping)
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00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,176
Oh my God.
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00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,177
Oh!
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00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,556
{\an8}(Bobbie grunts)
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00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,182
Thank you, Duane, means a lot,
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00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,351
- keeping our school safe.
- Don't leave me.
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00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,353
Bobbie!
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00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,604
- Run to the bushes.
- This way?
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00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,481
- [Susie] Run into the bushes, go!
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00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:41,899
{\an8}- Oh.
- And remember, class,
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00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,360
{\an8}if you see something, say something.
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00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,862
{\an8}(dramatic music)
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00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:46,654
(engine revs)
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00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,573
(both sigh)
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00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,534
The day we become the
most popular kids in school?
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00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,952
(Bobbie laughs)
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00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,163
More like the day we became
the most humiliated kids
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00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,540
on the face of the earth,
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00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,585
more so than Eliot Spitzer or Gary Hart
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00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,212
or that English man
that made love to a pig.
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00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,464
(pig squeals)
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00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,591
I, I don't know who any of those people.
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00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,802
They're the most high-profile
political humiliations ever.
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00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,263
Did I say ever?
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00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,348
Okay, but how could I have known?
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00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,851
(Susie sighs)
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00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,395
How could you have known?
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00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,354
Really?
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00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:26,777
We went from 16 followers to
1,000,016 followers overnight.
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00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,032
And the only people commenting
were NaughtyGirlSyxT9
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00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,450
and DoubleDeckerDebbie.
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00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,785
You can't tell me that
wasn't a little bit suspicious.
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00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,704
It's sus.
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00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,040
What?
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00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,875
The popular kids, they
don't say suspicious.
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00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,001
They say sus (chuckles).
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00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:42,835
I'm gonna kill you.
461
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,378
Okay, look, I'm sorry.
462
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,548
But I saw buy a million
followers for 9.99, and I did.
463
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,008
I didn't know.
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00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,844
And how did Vicki Reinhard
get that guy from TikTok
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00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,512
to show up in our newsroom?
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00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,597
She's Vicki Reinhart.
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00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,265
She can literally do anything.
468
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,685
I mean, like, they put
our accounts on the screen
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00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,812
and showed everyone
how we bought followers.
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00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,272
And it didn't help that you farted
471
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,857
when they made you delete
your accounts live on air.
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00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,817
(Susie flatulates)
(person gasps)
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00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,736
I was nervous.
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00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:09,862
(Susie grunting)
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00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,656
Farting is perfectly normal (grunts).
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00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:14,742
(breath hisses)
477
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,077
You don't think-
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00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:16,911
- Hmm?
- You don't think
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00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:18,746
that Dave would, like,
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00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,499
uninvite us to his party, right?
481
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,791
Oh my God, why would you think that?
482
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,752
Do you think he would uninvite us?
483
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:25,877
Dave is cool.
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00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,255
He throws parties for cool people.
485
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,715
And we are even less
cool than we were before.
486
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:30,800
It's a logical question.
487
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,677
Oh my God, let me see that story.
488
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:36,889
(Susie whimpers)
489
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,599
(Susie groans)
490
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:39,892
(Susie thuds)
491
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,644
Hey, guys, excited to see you at my party.
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00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,478
(phone chirps)
493
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,231
(gentle music)
494
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,151
Hey.
495
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,236
Hey, stranger.
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00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,947
I'm assuming you heard about my party.
497
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,700
Naturally, Vicki's already
obsessing over costumes.
498
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:56,784
Of course she is.
499
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,705
(gentle music)
500
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,291
Anyway, I was just making
sure you can make it.
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00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:04,625
(Renee laughs)
502
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,586
(dramatic music)
- What are we talking about?
503
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,506
Just confirming that you
guys are coming to my party.
504
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,465
We are.
505
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,883
But please tell me you uninvited
506
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,136
those fake social media weirdos.
507
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,139
OMG, now that was bloody embarrassing.
508
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,725
Ginger, that English accent is so annoying.
509
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,144
You spent like a week
in London, give it a break.
510
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,687
Who are those two losers, anyway?
511
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:28,649
That's Oozie Susie and Boobie Roberts.
512
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,026
Huh, who?
513
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,193
(dramatic music)
514
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,695
- [Susie] For the record,
515
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,780
I had one very unfortunate
pimple when I was in 7th grade.
516
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,742
And it popped in class and
exploded like nobody's business,
517
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,618
{\an8}hence the nickname Oozie Susie.
518
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,996
{\an8}But dang, I really
thought we were past this.
519
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,498
Ginger, I remember everything.
520
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,335
But sometimes, I just don't care enough
521
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,045
to remember that I remember.
522
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,297
Anyway, who cares?
523
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,840
They were just trying to fit in.
524
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:55,176
Oh my God, that was way
more than just trying to fit in.
525
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:58,512
Buying followers is this
generation's gonorrhea, Dave.
526
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,848
What they did might actually be illegal.
527
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,600
They could be filed for criminal charges.
528
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,436
Yeah, somehow I think the
court system is a bit too busy
529
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,563
to be worried about TikTok violators.
530
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,522
And I think they're funny.
531
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,191
What are y'all talking about?
532
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,525
Criminal.
533
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,235
- Hmm?
- I mean, criminals,
534
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,364
- social media criminals.
- Okay.
535
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,449
Well, the ball isn't
gonna throw itself, babe.
536
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,743
You're supposed to be at practice.
537
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:21,702
Get to it.
538
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,204
Always keeping me in check.
539
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,664
(Jasmine giggles)
540
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,625
(Renee grunts)
541
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,002
Well, I'm gonna get going.
542
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,587
But I hope to see you ladies next Saturday.
543
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,632
Okay, bye, you two lovebirds (chuckles).
544
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:35,466
(hand slaps)
545
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:36,425
So cute.
546
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,178
(gentle music)
547
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,557
Don't tell me you're
still obsessed with him.
548
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,518
- I'm not. He's just...
549
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:46,769
- Get over it.
550
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,354
He moved on.
551
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:49,188
Yeah.
552
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,022
Thanks to you.
553
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,565
Let me catch you up.
554
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:55,236
{\an8}In 7th grade, rumor had it,
Dave and Renee had a thing.
555
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,278
{\an8}And when I say rumor,
556
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:59,782
{\an8}I'm 97% confident it's a trumor.
557
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,200
{\an8}Dave was the new kid in town.
558
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,285
Renee and Dave became besties.
559
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,079
{\an8}But Dave wrote Renee a note,
560
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,456
{\an8}because he wanted to be more than friends.
561
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:12,628
He wrote down all his
deepest, darkest Dave desires.
562
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,922
{\an8}Jasmine was the right flank POP Girl.
563
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,674
{\an8}But she was too preoccupied
with cheer leading.
564
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,759
{\an8}That did not sit well with Vicki.
565
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,762
So she decided it was
time to get rid of Jasmine
566
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,264
{\an8}and replace her with Renee.
567
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:25,683
Come on, Bobbie,
568
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,560
- gimme one more!
(Bobbie grunting)
569
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,478
While the details are sketchy,
570
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,938
(Bobbie grunting)
571
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,357
Vicki gave Renee an
ultimatum, give up the new guy
572
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,901
{\an8}and devote her full attention to POP Girls,
573
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,279
{\an8}or Vicki would humiliate Dave
574
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,531
{\an8}by wallpapering the entire school
575
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,783
{\an8}with his note that he wrote to Renee.
576
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,286
And while I never actually saw the note,
577
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,705
I heard its release would
have been mortifying
578
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:48,789
(books bang)
- for Dave.
579
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:49,665
Mm-hmm.
580
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:51,542
(Bobbie squeals)
581
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,669
(Bobbie thuds)
582
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:54,795
(dramatic music)
583
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:55,796
We're going to that party.
584
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,964
(Bobbie groans)
585
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,382
And we're gonna redeem ourselves.
586
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:01,594
But I know we're not exactly
experienced party goers.
587
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,428
We just need some help.
588
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:03,846
Yeah, right, we do.
589
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,222
But who's gonna help us?
590
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,058
♪ You want it, come get it ♪
591
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,060
♪ Subscribe to me ♪
592
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:12,646
♪ Got spirit, come see it on the like ♪
593
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,356
(camera clicking)
(Terri humming)
594
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,733
(Terri laughs)
595
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,027
Ugh, school's so boring.
596
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,904
Do you think people think I'm a student?
597
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:20,988
Hi!
598
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:21,822
(tires squeal)
599
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,407
(Vicki grunts)
600
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,825
Uh-huh, well, CBD.
601
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:28,996
Okay, now go POP slay your shirt.
602
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,080
Hi, principal.
603
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,666
- [Vicki] Sorry, I'm late.
604
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,918
Nice tie.
605
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:34,752
- Like this?
- Yeah, sure.
606
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:35,628
That's the only button.
607
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,213
That's so cute.
608
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,047
- [Vicki] Bye, Mom.
609
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,173
I love your mustache.
610
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,007
♪ Come get it ♪
611
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,133
♪ Subscribe to me ♪
612
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,801
Hey.
613
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:43,761
Bitch.
614
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:47,389
What are you wearing?
615
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,016
(Renee laughs)
616
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:49,850
Twins?
617
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,352
Not funny, Lalita.
618
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:52,853
- Hold on, seriously?
- Yeah, seriously.
619
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,063
Why didn't you send me a photo
620
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:54,939
of that shirt before you bought it?
621
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,857
- Because I didn't think...
- Period.
622
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:57,566
Huh?
623
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,567
You didn't think.
624
00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,902
That's the end of the sentence.
625
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,403
(Susie laughs)
- Actually, I was gonna say,
626
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,863
I didn't really think it mattered.
627
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,616
And my top matches my shoes.
628
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,868
Match?
629
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,454
When is the last time you
read a fashion magazine?
630
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,998
Matching is not the thing, not for outfits,
631
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,750
and definitely not for me and you.
632
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,669
God, this is the worst day of my life.
633
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:17,711
(Susie laughing)
634
00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,713
Skanky slut.
635
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:20,881
What did you say?
636
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,383
I said swanky butt.
637
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,971
I know, right?
638
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:30,349
- [Announcer] Reminder,
Clovis High is a bully-free zone.
639
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,103
(playful music)
640
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,646
(branch cracking)
(Susie yells)
641
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,064
(Susie thuds)
642
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:38,566
(Susie sighs)
643
00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:41,902
So Vicki hasn't been happy
with Renee since that day.
644
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,530
And I think Renee's being kicked out.
645
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,740
Wait, promise we would
never ever do that to each other,
646
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,784
that we would never let
anything come in between us.
647
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:49,868
I'm serious.
648
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:50,744
Bobbie!
649
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,832
You're the most important
person in the world to me.
650
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,542
You're my best friend.
651
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,335
Well, you're my only friend.
652
00:22:58,419 --> 00:22:59,503
(Bobbie laughs)
- But still,
653
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,088
you mean everything to me.
654
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:01,922
Same.
655
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,090
- Continue.
- Okay.
656
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,926
So the other night, I saw Vicki
657
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,262
with Ginger and Becca at Dairy Queen.
658
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,555
And Renee wasn't with them.
659
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,891
Okay, ew, who still drinks dairy anymore?
660
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,893
(cow moos)
- Lots of people.
661
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:14,852
No, thank you.
662
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,688
So I was thinking,
663
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,316
since Renee maybe has some
extra time on her hands now,
664
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,318
that she'd want to come over
and teach us how to be cool
665
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,070
or maybe even how to become POP Girls, hmm?
666
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:27,031
- Hmm (giggles)?
(milk slurping)
667
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,824
No, that's never ever gonna happen.
668
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,034
You know that, right?
669
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,037
It's worth a try.
670
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,455
- No.
- Worth a try.
671
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,790
It's actually not, but
you're gonna do it anyway,
672
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,667
'cause who cares what Bobbie says.
673
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:40,961
(phone swooshes)
- Done.
674
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,087
Oh my God, that was so fast.
675
00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:43,380
How do you even have her number?
676
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:44,882
I was behind in line at the smoothie shop
677
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,550
when she gave it for the discount program.
678
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:47,468
I memorized it.
679
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:48,636
That's creepy.
680
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,304
- I know.
- But continue.
681
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,389
Oh, ooh, she's typing, she's typing.
682
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:55,726
{\an8}(Bobbie groaning)
683
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:56,977
{\an8}She spelled freaks wrong.
684
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:58,395
{\an8}(chuckles) Yeah.
685
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:01,065
{\an8}Does she, like, not listen
to Nicki Minaj, hello?
686
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,566
{\an8}What?
687
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:03,734
This is pointless.
688
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,362
Okay, so no great plan
689
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,197
for how we're gonna
destroy our lives tomorrow.
690
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,907
Great, I'm gonna go home.
691
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,367
And I'm gonna get some sleep.
692
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,826
And I'm gonna show up at school tomorrow
693
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,995
as my totally normal loser
self with my best friend,
694
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,705
who is also a loser.
695
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:17,957
That's me.
696
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,291
And we're gonna have a boring, normal,
697
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,377
uneventful loser of a day.
698
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,544
(Susie grunts)
- Okay?
699
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:23,420
Okay.
700
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:24,963
- I love you.
- Love you.
701
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,757
- See you tomorrow.
- Bye, see you tomorrow.
702
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:33,347
(ominous music)
703
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:35,516
(door thumps)
704
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:36,642
Vicki, wake up.
705
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:37,393
Wake up!
706
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,143
(gasps) Mom.
707
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,436
- I have the perfect plan...
- Mom.
708
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,022
- to elevate your popularity
at school even more.
709
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,109
You need to date Susana Pringles.
710
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:46,860
Mom.
711
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:49,905
What is all over your face?
712
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,240
- [Terri] I'm slugging.
713
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,784
At three in the morning?
714
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,119
Wrinkles don't look at the clock.
715
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,746
Vicki Reinhard, don't you ever forget that.
716
00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,707
You need to date Susana Pringles.
717
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:03,043
{\an8}She is the most popular athlete at school.
718
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:04,211
I'm not gay.
719
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:05,713
Nobody cares about that anymore.
720
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,589
They do if you're not gay.
721
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:10,801
(groans) You over think everything, fine.
722
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,386
Date, oh, Anthony Scott.
723
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,555
{\an8}- [Vicki] Uh-uh, I don't like him.
724
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:15,973
{\an8}Nobody cares about that either.
725
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:16,932
I do.
726
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:17,933
That's what I'm talking about.
727
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,768
You do like him.
728
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,230
But I-
729
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,398
Like him?
730
00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:25,649
Trust me.
731
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,401
And I could see how you were looking at him
732
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,736
during the football game.
733
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:31,905
Mom, all the 150 people
in the stands were looking
734
00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:33,323
at him during the football game.
735
00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:35,868
And I could see you were impressed.
736
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,786
- [Vicki] With his football skills,
737
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,248
which are pretty good.
738
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:42,458
Right?
739
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,335
And you look great next to him.
740
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,463
I already photoshopped
the two of you together.
741
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,132
- And it's perfection.
(Vicki grunts)
742
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,759
Excuse me.
743
00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:54,845
(keyboard clicking)
744
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,180
(phone swooshes)
- There.
745
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,891
I DM'd him for you, from your account.
746
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,267
- No.
- And I won't stop
747
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,269
- until we seal the deal.
- What did you say?
748
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,772
Don't even worry about it, I'm a wordsmith.
749
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:06,940
(Vicki sighs)
- You're welcome.
750
00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,442
- [Terri] I think I'm on point today.
751
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,152
- [Announcer] Please pick up
your kids at the pickup zone.
752
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,988
(brakes squeal)
753
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:16,575
(Terri sighs)
754
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,954
(tires screeching)
755
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:21,789
(Bobbie grunts)
756
00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:23,707
(Terri laughs)
757
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,667
Hey, ease up on the brakes a little bit.
758
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:26,960
Thank you so much.
759
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:29,421
(tires screech)
760
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:30,380
Ow.
761
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,842
- [Susie] Just let her go.
762
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,552
- [Bobbie] Yup, there goes my coccyx.
763
00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,888
Mom, this is ridiculous.
764
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,932
(Terri groans)
765
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,809
(engine revs)
766
00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:43,102
- Embarrassing!
- Mrs. Quinn,
767
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,311
hey, can we slow down, please?
768
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:45,395
(tires screech)
769
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:46,522
(crossing guard thuds)
770
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:51,401
(locker rattles)
(gentle music)
771
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:55,447
What are you doing, Lalita?
772
00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:56,532
(locker slams)
773
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,367
You scared the crap out of me.
774
00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,326
Oh.
775
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:00,994
Oh, yay, we're all here.
776
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,496
Okay, good.
777
00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:05,124
Time for a POP chat about
Dave's party and Pink Prom.
778
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,125
Important.
779
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:10,254
My prom dress needs to
be the most dramatic, D-R-
780
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:13,841
Vicki, is it true that you and
Anthony Scott are talking?
781
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:17,094
(laughs) I don't talk and tell, my friend.
782
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,513
Oh, okay.
783
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:20,597
It's totally true.
784
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,184
Wait, what?
785
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:25,686
You and Anthony Scott?
786
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,104
It's not official.
787
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,523
But once Darby starts
spreading it around school,
788
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,316
we're gonna be the new it couple.
789
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,277
(phone buzzes and dings)
790
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,111
(Vicki gasps)
791
00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:35,154
(air whooshing)
792
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,865
{\an8}(upbeat music)
793
00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:42,161
So wait, you like Anthony Scott?
794
00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:44,079
Yes, I like him.
795
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,373
Anyway, this weekend,
please don't be late, Renee.
796
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,834
Get your shit together, I swear.
797
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,504
Oh my God.
798
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,089
There's Alan Nalan
799
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,257
- And?
- He's kind of cute.
800
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,884
Ew, since when?
801
00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,760
(dreamy music)
802
00:27:58,844 --> 00:27:59,678
Sus.
803
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:01,722
What?
804
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:03,932
Oh my God.
805
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,142
I meant to say 'sup?
806
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:06,727
'Sup, like, 'sup?
807
00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:08,812
And that's any better.
808
00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:12,941
See, see that?
809
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,736
Alan Nalan is looking at the POP Girls.
810
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:18,238
And if I were a POP Girl,
he'd be looking at me too.
811
00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:19,823
(Bobbie snorts)
812
00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:21,241
Yeah, I don't think he's very
interested in the POP Girls.
813
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,702
Everyone has a thing
for the POP Girls, Bobbie.
814
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,203
Even Principal Highburn has a picture
815
00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:26,914
of him and Vicki as his wallpaper.
816
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:27,748
- [Announcer] Principal Highburn-
817
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,291
What?
818
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:30,250
- [Announcer] The superintendent
would like to speak to you.
819
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,002
(sassy music)
820
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:34,755
Becca, I have told you a million times,
821
00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:38,091
put a minimum of six
feet between us and you.
822
00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:39,593
I mean, have you ever seen a movie
823
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,428
where there's four popular girls?
824
00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:43,764
No, it's always three.
825
00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:45,098
Now keep it at six feet.
826
00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:47,976
If I can cough on you, you're too close.
827
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,019
(Vicki coughs)
828
00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,562
(Renee laughs)
829
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,648
Don't look so smug, Lalita.
830
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,192
Six feet is closer than you think.
831
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:57,986
(sassy music)
832
00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,572
Like you two should even be
sharing the same airspace as us,
833
00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:02,491
after that newscast.
834
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:05,160
(sassy music)
835
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,331
Coming!
836
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,125
Hi, I'm Vicki Reinhard.
837
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:14,461
Do you know someone
growing suspiciously fast
838
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:15,629
on social media?
839
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,381
If you see something, say something.
840
00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:18,799
And keep our school safe.
841
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:20,509
(bell ringing)
842
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,511
(air whooshes)
(clock ticking)
843
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,930
(gum pops)
844
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,515
- [Announcer] Students, reminder,
845
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,476
there's no number twos in the urinal.
846
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:30,852
She's been stalking me, bro.
847
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,521
It's been, like, really weird.
848
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:34,564
Oh, speak of the devil.
849
00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:35,983
Hi, Anthony.
850
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:40,070
Hey, Dave.
851
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:41,571
Where's Jasmine?
852
00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:44,741
She has art during our study period.
853
00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:46,660
Hmm, isn't today the day you
854
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:49,579
and Jasmine pretend like you're a family
855
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:52,332
and babysit her baby brother together?
856
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,209
That is so cute for you.
857
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,548
Well, I will let you guys
get back to studying.
858
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,175
I have a strict weekend schedule.
859
00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:05,220
Go Clovis High Hawks!
860
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:08,807
Cah-caw.
861
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:09,975
Go Clovis High (squeaks).
862
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:18,442
(suspenseful music)
863
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,446
Stop texting me.
864
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,616
(suspenseful music)
865
00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:31,329
(bell dings)
866
00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:34,583
(lighthearted music)
867
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:36,793
Start by being less desperate.
868
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:37,669
Okay.
869
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:42,758
(playful music)
870
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:43,633
- And fix this hair.
(book thumps)
871
00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:44,509
Okay.
872
00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:46,678
(Bobbie chuckles)
873
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,348
Get a crop top or something.
874
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,601
- I don't...
- And no.
875
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,895
Never again.
876
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,689
(dramatic music)
877
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:00,734
(Terri and Ellie arguing indistinctly)
878
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:03,653
Ladies, we need to talk
about your reckless behavior.
879
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:05,530
You both should be setting a better example
880
00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:06,448
for your children.
881
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:07,908
Yeah, way to get us in trouble.
882
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,077
You're the one who almost ran him over.
883
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,412
You're the one who can't move on.
884
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:15,207
You're the one who
can't keep her mouth shut.
885
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:16,625
Literally.
886
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:20,295
Well, I'm sorry that you
were a nobody in high school.
887
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:23,131
I'm sorry you weren't
hugged enough as a child.
888
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,675
I'm sorry you wore a jumpsuit,
889
00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:29,221
yeah, a freaking jumpsuit
to graduation (laughs).
890
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:30,347
(crossing guard laughs)
891
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:31,431
Who wears that?
892
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:35,060
Well, I'm sorry you think what's
893
00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:38,897
on the outside is more important
than what's on the inside.
894
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,357
It isn't?
895
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:45,404
I'm sorry that your daughter
is the embarrassment
896
00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:46,905
of Clovis High.
897
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:48,490
(sinister music)
898
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:51,451
Well, I'm sorry your daughter is a little-
899
00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:52,911
(dogs barking)
900
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:56,665
I recommend a two-week
ban on pickup and drop-off
901
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,583
(Terri gasps)
- for the two of you.
902
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,043
What? No!
903
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:02,963
Okay, no, no, Vicki cannot walk.
904
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,299
That is social suicide, oh my God, no.
905
00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,385
(Terri yells)
906
00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:09,970
(dramatic music)
(Terri groans)
907
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,681
(gentle music)
908
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,852
"Cinderella", again, really?
909
00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:19,980
If I can't solve my problems,
910
00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:21,440
maybe dreaming about Prince Charming can.
911
00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:25,485
Oh, God, what kind of
1950s time warp did you...
912
00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:28,321
(magical music)
913
00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:31,491
Stop.
914
00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:36,454
Oh, I-
915
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:40,584
Oh my God.
916
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:41,835
I know.
917
00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:44,379
You've texted Renee another 37 times.
918
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:45,338
You have to stop.
919
00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:47,174
(Susie groans)
920
00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:49,384
(Susie gasping)
921
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:50,343
Oh no, here we go again.
922
00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:52,512
I'm gonna stress eat (grunting).
923
00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:53,722
Can we speed this up?
924
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:54,723
- I don't have all day.
- No, I can't.
925
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,808
Susie, are you okay?
926
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,435
Yeah, Mom, I'm fine.
927
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,312
Just working out my frustrations.
928
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,523
Okay, well, I definitely
understand that (laughs).
929
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:05,025
(Ellie snorts)
930
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,401
Don't hurt yourself.
931
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:10,489
- What was that?
- I don't know.
932
00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:14,492
(mysterious music)
(dog barking)
933
00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,536
Renee thinks she knows everything,
934
00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:19,122
'cause she got her period in 3rd grade.
935
00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,499
Well, I know well damn well
936
00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:23,752
that little matching
incident was no accident.
937
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,129
(knuckles rapping)
938
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:28,632
(door rattles)
939
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,050
Sorry, I'm late.
940
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,968
My mom was moving a little slow.
941
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:34,137
She should really cool it on the Xannies.
942
00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:35,388
She doesn't do Xannies.
943
00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:37,182
She's just a calm person.
944
00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:41,228
My mom said she really
wonders about your mom, Renee.
945
00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:43,438
And my mom is a psychotherapist.
946
00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:46,483
So she knows when things are, like, off.
947
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,527
That's some scary shit.
948
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:50,237
What did you say?
949
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,280
I said, I live for your fit.
950
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:55,659
Oh, I know, right?
951
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:58,912
You guys started POP chat
and POP slug without me.
952
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:01,081
Actually, we're just finishing up.
953
00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,999
Everyone know what we're doing next week?
954
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,085
I know what we're not doing next week,
955
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:08,420
stealing Vicki's thunder
by wearing the same fit.
956
00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:09,714
Ditto.
957
00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:11,507
I got all my outfits approved last night.
958
00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:12,967
Did you hear that, Renee?
959
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:13,885
What?
960
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,512
Sorry, I didn't hear you.
961
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:19,266
You know what?
962
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:20,934
You're in the sleeping
bag tonight, Diva Lalita.
963
00:34:21,016 --> 00:34:22,393
Wait, are you serious?
964
00:34:22,476 --> 00:34:23,603
Are you serious?
965
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:25,146
You've been acting different, Renee.
966
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,357
You need to remember where you came from.
967
00:34:31,860 --> 00:34:33,280
What?
968
00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:34,989
It's melatonin.
969
00:34:35,072 --> 00:34:35,907
Lights out.
970
00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:38,451
(hands clap)
971
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,289
(jaunty music)
972
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,222
(Vicki grunts)
973
00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:06,646
(breath hissing)
974
00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:14,070
(tense music)
975
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:15,864
(jaunty music)
976
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,198
(Renee huffs)
977
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:18,199
I knew it.
978
00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:28,084
(camera phone clicking)
979
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,420
(phone buzzes and dings)
980
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:31,838
Bobbie, did you hear that?
981
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,256
What?
982
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,634
My phone, it just dinged
983
00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:36,926
And?
984
00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:38,762
And you're here.
985
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,015
You're the only ding I
ever get on my phone.
986
00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:44,893
(Bobbie yawning)
987
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:50,565
{\an8}(Susie laughs)
988
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:51,566
{\an8}What?
989
00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:56,237
{\an8}(both squeal)
990
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,783
♪ Bah-bah, bah-bah, bah-bah, bah-bah ♪
991
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:03,244
♪ Bah-bah, bah-bah, bah-bah, bah-bah ♪
992
00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:07,207
♪ Bah-bah, bah-bah, bah-bah, bah-bah ♪
993
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:10,460
(dog barking)
994
00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:11,544
Hey, Jas.
995
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,714
I feel like Coach doesn't
even really care about-
996
00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:15,882
What is this?
997
00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:21,137
It's an old note I wrote to Renee.
998
00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:22,847
Who sent that to you?
999
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:24,766
A, quote, concerned friend.
1000
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:27,602
So I'm gonna say Vicki.
1001
00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:29,688
How did she get that?
1002
00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:31,189
She's Vicki Reinhard.
1003
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:33,483
I mean, she can literally do anything.
1004
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:37,237
You told me you and Renee
were always just friends.
1005
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,363
Yeah, we were,
1006
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,533
are just friends.
1007
00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:44,452
Okay, yeah, 'cause this
note does not look like
1008
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:45,954
y'all were just friends.
1009
00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:48,456
What are you doing?
1010
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,917
I'm handling my business.
1011
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:55,338
(solemn music)
1012
00:36:58,508 --> 00:36:59,759
(upbeat music)
1013
00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:01,010
What time is she supposed to be here?
1014
00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:02,262
4:00 PM, do have the time?
1015
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:05,014
- I don't have a watch on.
(phone beeps)
1016
00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:06,766
- [Susie] She's here,
she's here, she's here.
1017
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:08,143
Focus, focus.
1018
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,769
- Shit.
- Focus.
1019
00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:10,937
Great.
1020
00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:12,188
(fist pounds)
(Bobbie and Susie gasp)
1021
00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:13,356
- Open the door, Bobbie.
- You open the door.
1022
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,607
She's here, Bobbie, open the door.
1023
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:15,442
- I'm gonna open the door.
- Open the door.
1024
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:16,526
I can hear you freaks.
1025
00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:17,694
Can someone just let me in?
1026
00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,529
- I'm gonna open the door.
- Go.
1027
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:22,699
Hi!
1028
00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,952
If anyone saw me, I'm
telling them you kidnapped
1029
00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:28,371
and tortured my cat, and I
had to retrieve the dead body.
1030
00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:29,998
Got it?
1031
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:33,042
- [Susie and Bobbie] Yeah,
of course, totally reasonable.
1032
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:35,712
Follow us.
1033
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:38,506
Ta-da!
1034
00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:45,054
This is gonna be much
harder than I realized.
1035
00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:47,432
Can I do this?
1036
00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:49,267
Yes, we can.
1037
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:52,270
Barack.
1038
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:54,898
Obama.
1039
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:56,274
I thought that was a
really good impression.
1040
00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:57,525
(Susie chuckles)
1041
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,611
Okay, so I heard you got
invited to Dave's party.
1042
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:00,862
Yes.
1043
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,280
Why?
1044
00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:03,531
Oh my God, did he uninvite us?
1045
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:04,657
Did he tell you he didn't want us to go?
1046
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,034
I knew that was gonna happen.
1047
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,369
No, in fact, he wants you to go.
1048
00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:09,829
Oh my God, he does?
1049
00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:11,873
Why does he want us to go? Did he say?
1050
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,249
Are you sure? What did he say?
1051
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,126
Okay, so maybe we start
by getting you party-ready.
1052
00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:18,046
Yeah, party-ready (chuckles)
1053
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,215
I have the perfect cashmere sweater
1054
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,258
and creased trousers I've
been dying to showcase.
1055
00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:23,426
Plus, you have cake.
1056
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:24,886
I never turned down a good partay.
1057
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:27,055
Parties are all about
how you present yourself,
1058
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,432
Solo cup games, and mingling.
1059
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:30,850
Let's start with presentation.
1060
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:32,977
Susie, go out and walk back in the room.
1061
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,188
- Yeah.
- Go.
1062
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:35,980
- Just...
- Go, go, go, go,
1063
00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:37,357
- go, go, go!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1064
00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:38,983
Just, okay.
1065
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,235
- [Bobbie] Go, Susie!
1066
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,528
(hands clapping)
1067
00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:42,987
Whoo!
1068
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:45,323
Far worse than I realized.
1069
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:47,784
Okay, now walk like you're a bad bitch,
1070
00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:49,536
like Tom Holland asked you on a date.
1071
00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:51,120
Bad bitch, okay, I got it.
1072
00:38:51,204 --> 00:38:52,372
Bad bitch!
1073
00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:55,291
(Susie grunting)
(Bobbie barking)
1074
00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:57,377
(Bobbie beat boxing)
1075
00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:58,670
Break it down, break
it down, break it down,
1076
00:38:58,753 --> 00:38:59,671
- get into it.
- Stop, stop, stop.
1077
00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:01,422
- Stop.
(Susie hisses)
1078
00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:04,008
Do you not like Tom Holland?
1079
00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:06,553
I mean, personally, I'm more
of an Andrew Garfield girl,
1080
00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:07,887
but POP POP, see.
1081
00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:11,391
(Bobbie and Susie cooing)
1082
00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:12,225
(Susie grunts)
1083
00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:13,476
Posture check.
1084
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,894
- The stance is crucial.
- Yeah.
1085
00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:16,563
Shoulders back, walk like you mean it,
1086
00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:17,730
even when you don't.
1087
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:21,609
♪ This could be the last time ♪
1088
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,236
(Susie grunts)
1089
00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:25,113
Much better.
1090
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,072
This hurts.
1091
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:28,241
It does, also, quick question.
1092
00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,243
What are Solo cup games?
1093
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,913
♪ This might be the last ride ♪
1094
00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:37,000
♪ Every road could fall
right under our feet ♪
1095
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:39,919
- Oh!
- ♪ I'm sinking to the ocean ♪
1096
00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:41,045
♪ This will be a lost street ♪
1097
00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:42,088
Just watch and learn.
1098
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,506
Shoulders back.
1099
00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:46,009
- [Susie] I can do this.
1100
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:47,510
Hi, how's it going?
1101
00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:48,720
♪ Saturdays ♪
1102
00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:49,596
- [Susie] Okay.
1103
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:50,430
Hi.
1104
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:51,723
Hey.
1105
00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:54,601
♪ In the room where it all gets real ♪
1106
00:39:54,684 --> 00:39:55,727
And you like what?
1107
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,186
- You don't...
(Susie laughs)
1108
00:39:57,270 --> 00:39:59,355
Thank you, I worked really hard.
1109
00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:00,523
Oh, Bobbie.
1110
00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:03,401
♪ When the moonlight lit up your face ♪
1111
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:04,611
♪ And let love spark ♪
1112
00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:05,445
♪ Saturdays ♪
1113
00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:06,446
(Susie grunting)
1114
00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:07,780
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1115
00:40:07,864 --> 00:40:09,616
Don't do that, don't do that, don't, don't-
1116
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:10,533
- Whoa.
- Don't do that.
1117
00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:14,954
This must have been the
most exhausting day of my life.
1118
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,123
Exhausting, more like exhilarating.
1119
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,917
This must be how the Dems felt in 2008.
1120
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,126
(Bobbie and Susie warble)
1121
00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,920
Yeah, no, don't ever act excited.
1122
00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:25,298
You need to be calm, cool, and collected.
1123
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,591
I'm going home.
1124
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:29,218
Remember, when you see me at school,
1125
00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:30,470
you are dead to me.
1126
00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:33,097
- [Bobbie and Susie]
Dead, right, thank you.
1127
00:40:33,181 --> 00:40:34,182
I'll come over again tomorrow
1128
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,975
and then every day until the party
1129
00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:37,018
Okay.
1130
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:37,977
♪ And follow you in the dark ♪
1131
00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:39,270
♪ Saturdays ♪
1132
00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:40,313
(Bobbie whoops)
- Until the party (squeals)!
1133
00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:41,648
♪ When we dance in the dark ♪
1134
00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:46,110
♪ In the room where it all gets real ♪
1135
00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:49,155
No, don't.
1136
00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:51,491
♪ Saturdays ♪
1137
00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:52,992
♪ When we dance in the dark ♪
1138
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:57,330
♪ In the room where it all gets real ♪
1139
00:40:57,413 --> 00:41:00,291
♪ I know you know how it feels ♪
1140
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:02,502
♪ Saturdays ♪
1141
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:04,837
♪ When the moonlight lit up your face ♪
1142
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:06,130
♪ And let love spark ♪
1143
00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:07,632
I love it.
1144
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:10,343
It feels like, ooh, I'm a
sweet little innocent cupid,
1145
00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:12,720
but yet I'm not, and I'm hot.
1146
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:14,305
But will Anthony like it?
1147
00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:15,848
I mean, he's obsessed with me.
1148
00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:19,519
But I want him to be, like,
totally obsessed with me.
1149
00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:21,145
No man could resist that.
1150
00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:22,772
I know, right?
1151
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,192
Vicki, what should we wear?
1152
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:27,652
Last year, we ran out of time,
1153
00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,445
and I had to go as myself.
1154
00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:30,405
(phone buzzes and dings)
- I don't have time
1155
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,240
for your trauma dump, Ginger.
1156
00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:35,618
Renee, who are you texting?
1157
00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:36,536
My mom.
1158
00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:37,495
She's gonna come pick me up.
1159
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,372
I have to get my eyebrows done.
1160
00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:42,041
I saw you changing in PE, yesterday.
1161
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,961
I don't think it's your eyebrows
you need to worry about.
1162
00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:58,266
(footsteps clattering)
1163
00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,142
- [Jasmine] Dave.
1164
00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:03,062
- Dave, hey.
- Yeah.
1165
00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:05,565
Over here just lookin'
for my football (chuckles).
1166
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,693
(Jasmine laughs)
- Come here.
1167
00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,236
(lips smack)
1168
00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:11,195
Let's go.
1169
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:14,949
(ominous music)
1170
00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:18,786
There are three party
rules you must follow,
1171
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:19,829
no matter what.
1172
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:22,331
Rule number one, no drinking.
1173
00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:24,500
Rule number two, a fight will break out,
1174
00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:27,086
and when it does, don't
be anywhere near it.
1175
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:29,922
And rule number three,
make a good impression
1176
00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:31,883
and leave way before the party ends.
1177
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:33,885
That's, that's four rules.
1178
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,386
If I say it's three, it's three.
1179
00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:38,056
Okay, got it, three rules,
but why do we need to leave
1180
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:39,348
- before the party ends?
- Yeah.
1181
00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:40,767
Because you look thirsty
if you stay too long.
1182
00:42:40,850 --> 00:42:41,809
Oh, that's good.
1183
00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:43,770
Write that down, write that down.
1184
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,688
POP training 101 is now complete.
1185
00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:46,647
(Susie squealing)
(Bobbie hooting)
1186
00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:47,690
We're POP training graduates.
1187
00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:48,941
Okay, stop.
1188
00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:51,694
The whole point of this is to be cool.
1189
00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:54,781
Speaking of, think about
changing your names
1190
00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:56,616
to Q and Robert,
1191
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:59,035
way, way cooler than Susie and Bobbie.
1192
00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:00,578
Now go to the party tomorrow,
1193
00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:03,539
show them everything I
taught you, and follow my rules.
1194
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:05,917
And do not speak to me.
1195
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,168
I'll be there watching
1196
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,504
from a distance.
1197
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,714
All right, you got it, Robert?
1198
00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:12,548
You got it, Q?
1199
00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:14,217
I got it (laughs).
1200
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,593
Sorry.
1201
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:16,928
- [Announcer] Congratulations
to Vicki Reinhard
1202
00:43:17,011 --> 00:43:19,305
on her fourth term as president.
1203
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:22,058
All hail our fearless overlord.
1204
00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:25,478
(Jasmine laughs)
- See, see, see?
1205
00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:26,521
- It's easy.
- I thought it was easy.
1206
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:27,647
- That was great.
- Do it again.
1207
00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:29,023
- [Dave] Ready, hike.
1208
00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:30,024
- Ooh, no, wait, wait, wait.
- Come on, come on.
1209
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:32,276
- Wait, wait.
(both laughing)
1210
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,820
- Wait.
- Why are you so scared?
1211
00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:34,862
- [Jasmine] Because
don't tackle me for real.
1212
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,781
I'm not gonna hurt you.
1213
00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,282
I'm not gonna hurt you, come on.
1214
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:40,576
Come on, ah, come on.
1215
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,954
- No.
- Come back, come back.
1216
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,205
Come here, come here.
1217
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:45,206
Come here.
1218
00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:48,125
- [Jasmine] Okay, let's do it again.
1219
00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:49,210
- [Dave] Okay, here we go.
1220
00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:50,336
Ready?
1221
00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:51,254
- [Jasmine] Don't tackle me, though.
1222
00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:52,505
- [Dave] I'm not gonna tackle you.
1223
00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:53,589
- [Jasmine] Not on me, you know I'm little
1224
00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:55,174
- and brittle and stuff.
- Okay.
1225
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:57,218
(solemn music)
1226
00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:59,720
(Renee sighs)
1227
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:02,431
{\an8}(phone buzzes)
1228
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:11,816
{\an8}(somber music)
1229
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:30,751
(phone swooshes)
(Renee sighs)
1230
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:33,921
{\an8}(phone buzzes and dings)
1231
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:36,799
{\an8}(toilet gurgles)
1232
00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:39,135
Thank you.
1233
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:41,179
So I've been thinking,
1234
00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:42,722
Oh, boy.
1235
00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:46,058
When we go to Dave's party,
I want to make Renee proud,
1236
00:44:46,142 --> 00:44:47,476
like really proud.
1237
00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:49,353
I have an idea.
1238
00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:50,813
- [Bobbie] Spit it out.
1239
00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:52,607
So you know when Vicki is mean to people,
1240
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,650
and they're nicer to her than ever?
1241
00:44:54,734 --> 00:44:56,068
I've noticed.
1242
00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:59,030
Okay, well, maybe we
need to be mean to be cool.
1243
00:44:59,113 --> 00:44:59,989
What?
1244
00:45:02,074 --> 00:45:03,075
Hey, Siri.
1245
00:45:03,159 --> 00:45:04,285
When you're mean to people,
1246
00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:05,995
why are they nicer to you than ever?
1247
00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:07,538
Question mark.
1248
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:09,040
- [Siri] It's been proven that
when you are mean to people,
1249
00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,751
it triggers within them
the desire to be liked by you.
1250
00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:14,420
And they may react in a
way that is nicer than normal
1251
00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,714
in hopes that you will like them back.
1252
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,174
See?
1253
00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:19,175
Oh.
1254
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,596
So you're saying that if
we treat people like crap,
1255
00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:25,223
they'll like us.
1256
00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:26,432
Pretty much.
1257
00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:29,477
Like, if we act like Napoleon (grunts),
1258
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,563
Donald Trump (grunts), Marie Antoinette,
1259
00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:34,398
they will like us.
1260
00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:35,441
Well, I don't think anybody
1261
00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:37,193
actually liked Marie Antoinette.
1262
00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:41,197
But yeah, I think they'll love us.
1263
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,323
That's a great idea.
1264
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:43,115
- [Susie] So you're in?
1265
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:44,450
Yeah, I'm in.
1266
00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:45,743
- [Siri] Sounds like a disaster.
1267
00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:46,619
I'm out.
1268
00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:49,372
(upbeat music)
1269
00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:57,797
- Oh!
- Ready?
1270
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,883
(athletes cheering)
1271
00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:04,345
{\an8}(upbeat music)
1272
00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:22,488
Mrs. Quinn, tonight, we're gonna become one
1273
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:23,739
of the popular groups.
1274
00:46:23,823 --> 00:46:24,740
Oh (laughs)!
1275
00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:27,952
Wow, that's exciting.
1276
00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:29,328
Yeah, it is.
1277
00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:31,580
(laughs) Well, do you
have a name for your group?
1278
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:34,917
No, but that would've been a really
1279
00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:37,253
- great idea to have earlier.
(foot stomps)
1280
00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:39,755
Oh (gasps), oh (scoffs), duh, I got it.
1281
00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:41,549
It just came to me (chuckles).
1282
00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:43,217
- Hmm?
- Mean Girls.
1283
00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,304
Bobbie?
1284
00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:47,221
I see the problem.
1285
00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:48,723
That is the name of a film.
1286
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,517
Well, plus, you kids are not mean.
1287
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,560
How about Nice Girls?
1288
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,853
Oh!
1289
00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:56,230
Okay, well, we're not nice anymore, Mom.
1290
00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:57,857
So that's definitely not gonna work.
1291
00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,191
- Oh, you're not.
- Oh my God, I got it.
1292
00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:00,609
- What?
- Nice Girls Not.
1293
00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:04,864
{\an8}(keyboard clicking)
1294
00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:10,036
{\an8}- [Ellie] I've heard worse.
1295
00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:12,413
Renee loves it.
1296
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:14,123
- Oh.
- Nice Girls Not, it is.
1297
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:18,502
Susie, we're the only
ones in matching costumes.
1298
00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:22,590
This must be what sexting leads to.
1299
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,926
Hmm, hey, we got to
activate mean mode right now.
1300
00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:27,011
Right, right.
1301
00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:30,473
Hey, Susie.
1302
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:32,099
Hey, Bobbie.
1303
00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:34,935
Hey, what do you want, Darby?
1304
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:37,229
Yeah, what do you want, Darby?
1305
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:39,315
I'm surprised to see you here.
1306
00:47:39,398 --> 00:47:40,566
I just wanted to say hi.
1307
00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:42,109
(Susie gasps)
(scoffs) She's surprised.
1308
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,069
- Well!
(Bobbie chuckles)
1309
00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:44,779
Get used to seeing us, okay?
1310
00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:45,905
You said hi.
1311
00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:47,156
Now say bye.
1312
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,158
(laughs) Yeah, go write
that down somewhere.
1313
00:47:49,241 --> 00:47:50,743
Do whatever it is you do.
1314
00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:52,745
- Bye.
- Toodles.
1315
00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:55,706
We are really good at this.
1316
00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,124
Dude, who are you supposed to be anyway?
1317
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,418
JFK and Jackie Kennedy.
1318
00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:01,670
Read a history book, jerk-off.
1319
00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:07,885
Okay, remember what
Renee said, no drinking.
1320
00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:09,178
Just stick to the juice.
1321
00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:10,346
Right.
1322
00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:11,722
♪ I wonder was it in your man ♪
1323
00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:13,015
- [Bobbie] Let me hit this juice.
1324
00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:14,391
(juice pattering)
1325
00:48:14,475 --> 00:48:15,768
- That's it.
- Hey, John.
1326
00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,103
Hey Jackie.
1327
00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:18,145
Looking good.
1328
00:48:18,938 --> 00:48:20,731
(Susie scoffs)
1329
00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:21,774
- [Both] I know.
1330
00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:22,775
♪ Y'all be sleepin' on me ♪
1331
00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:23,943
All right, we still got plenty
1332
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,528
of mango and strawberry left.
1333
00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:27,446
We still got some mint left
too, if you need any of that.
1334
00:48:27,530 --> 00:48:29,240
Thank you very much, here you go.
1335
00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:30,199
Be careful of that
stuff, though, it'll kill you.
1336
00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:31,617
What do you guys need?
1337
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:32,785
I don't do drugs.
1338
00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:37,540
(somber music)
1339
00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:42,253
♪ She was a socialite without a party ♪
1340
00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:47,007
♪ They met at a watering hole ♪
1341
00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:49,927
(upbeat music)
1342
00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:52,638
(dreamy music)
1343
00:48:56,809 --> 00:48:57,726
Mm.
1344
00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:01,272
Mm, oh, his juice is so good.
1345
00:49:02,064 --> 00:49:02,982
Let's go.
1346
00:49:06,402 --> 00:49:08,112
- [Bobbie] Move!
1347
00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:11,907
♪ That time we fell in love ♪
1348
00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:16,745
(somber music)
1349
00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:20,875
(upbeat music)
1350
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:21,959
Hey, you.
1351
00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:25,129
Hey back.
1352
00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:27,548
I thought we were gonna
show up at the same time.
1353
00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:30,342
Oh, I came early to help Dave.
1354
00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:31,927
(sighs) Right.
1355
00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:35,306
God, get a room, nerds.
1356
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:38,309
(Susie laughs)
1357
00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:39,727
Cup on!
1358
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:40,811
Whoo!
1359
00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:42,021
You trying to play?
1360
00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:43,522
What's it look like?
1361
00:49:43,606 --> 00:49:45,357
I've been training for this.
1362
00:49:45,441 --> 00:49:47,526
Okay, well you can join our team.
1363
00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:48,652
We're down a man.
1364
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,196
(dramatic music)
(man groaning)
1365
00:49:50,279 --> 00:49:51,447
- Chump.
(Sami laughs)
1366
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,199
What are you looking at, Avril Lavigne?
1367
00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:55,367
(dramatic music)
1368
00:49:55,451 --> 00:49:56,285
Bobbie.
1369
00:49:56,368 --> 00:49:57,703
We're the two champs right here!
1370
00:49:57,786 --> 00:49:59,622
(Both) What are they doing?
1371
00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:01,332
(Bobbie yelling)
1372
00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:02,708
(Bobbie howls)
1373
00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:04,919
- [Crowd] Bobbie, Bobbie!
1374
00:50:08,964 --> 00:50:09,965
Oh, 'sup?
1375
00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:12,051
'Sup?
1376
00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:13,219
Yeah, yeah, 'sup.
1377
00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:15,387
I mean like, 'sup?
1378
00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:17,223
This party's, like, whatever.
1379
00:50:18,474 --> 00:50:19,767
I actually think I'm gonna
go hit up those supplies
1380
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,560
that Swano's selling.
1381
00:50:21,644 --> 00:50:23,229
You're weird Susie Quinn.
1382
00:50:23,312 --> 00:50:28,400
(Susie chuckles)
(Bobbie cheering)
1383
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:29,652
(juice splatters)
1384
00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:31,111
- [Bobbie] Yeah!
1385
00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:32,071
(Bobbie laughing)
1386
00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:33,739
Nobody spits in my Davey's cup.
1387
00:50:33,822 --> 00:50:34,573
- What?
(punch thuds)
1388
00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:36,700
(crowd gasps)
1389
00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:37,576
Hi-yah!
1390
00:50:40,329 --> 00:50:41,330
What?
1391
00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:43,916
(Bobbie thuds)
(crowd gasps)
1392
00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:45,417
(phone chimes)
1393
00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:46,585
(bell dings)
1394
00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:47,586
Fight!
1395
00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:48,712
♪ Imma talk that talk like ♪
1396
00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:49,672
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1397
00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:52,049
♪ Uh, uh ♪
1398
00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:53,425
♪ Imma talk that talk like ♪
1399
00:50:53,509 --> 00:50:55,052
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1400
00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:56,762
You like? Yes.
1401
00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:58,305
♪ Imma walk that walk like ♪
1402
00:50:58,389 --> 00:50:59,473
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1403
00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:00,766
Ooh, god.
1404
00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:01,767
Yeah!
1405
00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:05,646
Well, Renee did say we needed
1406
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:08,649
to leave the party early, so-
1407
00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,734
I think now would be a good time.
1408
00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:13,571
♪ Talk that talk like ♪
1409
00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:16,448
(Bobbie snoring)
1410
00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:21,328
(footsteps thumping)
1411
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:25,040
- Wake up, you two!
(Bobbie and Susie yell)
1412
00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:26,417
Why are you hiding?
1413
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:27,543
Because you're gonna kill us.
1414
00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:28,294
Yeah, yell at us while we're hiding.
1415
00:51:28,377 --> 00:51:29,253
It'll be easier.
1416
00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:30,629
- [Renee] Why would I yell at you?
1417
00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:33,591
Oh, maybe because you
broke every single party rule
1418
00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:34,550
that I gave you?
1419
00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:36,802
No, no!
1420
00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:37,761
Oh my God, you're strong.
1421
00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:40,639
Rule number one, no drinking.
1422
00:51:40,723 --> 00:51:42,433
The sign said juice.
1423
00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:44,643
Jungle Juice, meaning that it's so strong
1424
00:51:44,727 --> 00:51:45,811
that when you drink it,
1425
00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:46,812
you start to act like a wild animal.
1426
00:51:46,895 --> 00:51:47,813
(Susie gagging)
1427
00:51:47,896 --> 00:51:50,399
(Susie coughing)
1428
00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:51,400
(vomit splats)
1429
00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:53,569
Rule number two, no fighting.
1430
00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:55,821
Okay, so maybe it got a little
1431
00:51:55,904 --> 00:51:57,197
(phone beeps)
- out of hand.
1432
00:51:57,281 --> 00:51:59,158
Wow, 88 likes.
1433
00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:00,618
That's really good.
1434
00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:03,037
Rule number three, make a good impression
1435
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,414
and leave before the party ends.
1436
00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:08,667
Please tell me you did not piss off Darby.
1437
00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:10,002
Okay, so, like,
1438
00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:12,338
maybe Darby wasn't the
happiest when we left.
1439
00:52:12,421 --> 00:52:13,589
We did leave before the party ended.
1440
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,924
What happened to making a good impression?
1441
00:52:17,092 --> 00:52:19,386
See, I knew that extra
rule would throw us off.
1442
00:52:20,262 --> 00:52:21,305
Just, just tell her.
1443
00:52:21,388 --> 00:52:22,264
Okay.
1444
00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:28,771
Okay, so we watch you and
the POP Girls be mean to people.
1445
00:52:29,438 --> 00:52:30,522
And you're popular.
1446
00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:33,192
So we wanted to try the same thing.
1447
00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:37,363
Okay, some people are mean.
1448
00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:39,281
But that's not what works.
1449
00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:41,992
It's about confidence.
1450
00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:43,202
That's what attracts people.
1451
00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:45,412
- [Both] Oh.
1452
00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:47,998
Yeah, no wonder we're not popular.
1453
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,708
We have no confidence.
1454
00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:50,542
Let's try something.
1455
00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:52,878
I'm gonna teach you the power stare.
1456
00:52:53,796 --> 00:52:55,714
Like the one that Barack
Obama gave Vladimir Putin
1457
00:52:55,798 --> 00:52:57,216
at the G20 Summit in China.
1458
00:52:57,299 --> 00:52:57,966
- [Susie] Just say yes.
1459
00:52:58,050 --> 00:52:59,134
Yes.
1460
00:52:59,218 --> 00:53:00,761
- [Announcer] Congratulations to Jasmine
1461
00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:02,930
for placing first in ladies TaeKwonDo.
1462
00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:04,390
I heard you won flip cup.
1463
00:53:04,473 --> 00:53:06,100
Then Jasmine kicked your ass.
1464
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,810
(dramatic music)
1465
00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:12,815
Hi, good...
1466
00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:14,483
- Oh.
(chicken squawks)
1467
00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:18,112
(solemn music)
1468
00:53:23,242 --> 00:53:27,913
God, Dave Simon is as
big old a loser as those two.
1469
00:53:27,996 --> 00:53:29,665
He's not a loser, Vicki.
1470
00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:33,210
Don't forget where you came from, Lalita.
1471
00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:34,670
Just because you're right of CP,
1472
00:53:34,753 --> 00:53:36,672
it doesn't mean you can't be removed.
1473
00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:39,133
Come on.
1474
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:41,885
(solemn music)
1475
00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:49,017
(dramatic music)
1476
00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:50,436
(Susie scoffs)
1477
00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:52,104
(Susie grunts)
1478
00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:54,857
(solemn music)
1479
00:53:58,819 --> 00:53:59,778
God, Becca!
1480
00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:00,988
What are you, like, 30?
1481
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:01,989
Put it away.
1482
00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:14,042
{\an8}(phone buzzes and dings)
1483
00:54:21,967 --> 00:54:23,469
You know what?
1484
00:54:23,552 --> 00:54:24,511
I just feel like Renee is really
1485
00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:25,804
over thinking this Vicki thing.
1486
00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:28,265
Mm, yeah.
1487
00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:29,349
She does kind of seem like a bit of worry-
1488
00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:30,851
All right, one for 20, two for 30.
1489
00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:32,561
Only XXL left in T-shirts,
today, everybody, but you know,
1490
00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:33,479
- we still got hats.
(ominous music)
1491
00:54:33,562 --> 00:54:34,438
We got everything you need.
1492
00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:35,731
Oozie Suzie, Boobie Roberts.
1493
00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:36,815
- Oh my God.
- Thank you for your purchase.
1494
00:54:36,899 --> 00:54:38,734
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
1495
00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:39,526
Oh my God.
1496
00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:40,777
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
1497
00:54:41,028 --> 00:54:43,697
(solemn music)
1498
00:54:49,453 --> 00:54:50,120
Oh my God!
1499
00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:51,997
We got posters, right?
1500
00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:53,373
- How did Vicki...
- She's Vicki Reinhard.
1501
00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:54,500
- [Swano] We are almost sold out.
1502
00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:55,709
She can do anything.
1503
00:54:57,586 --> 00:54:58,337
Get out of here.
1504
00:54:58,420 --> 00:54:59,338
Thank you very much.
1505
00:54:59,421 --> 00:55:00,631
Let's keep it moving, come on.
1506
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,842
Aw, Boobie, you gonna cry?
1507
00:55:03,926 --> 00:55:05,135
That's hilarious.
1508
00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:06,845
You look like a pussy,
yet you don't have one.
1509
00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:09,473
(tense music)
1510
00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:13,185
(Renee sighs)
1511
00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:20,526
We got this.
1512
00:55:20,609 --> 00:55:23,612
(dramatic music)
1513
00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:24,613
Yeah.
1514
00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:27,741
Boots the house down.
1515
00:55:27,824 --> 00:55:28,992
Walk on three.
1516
00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:30,619
- One.
(Vicki sighs)
1517
00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:32,120
Two.
1518
00:55:32,204 --> 00:55:33,121
Three.
1519
00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:39,753
Oh my God.
1520
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:42,047
Boots the house down,
what does that even mean?
1521
00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:43,173
On my right!
1522
00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:51,598
Well, she made that easy for me.
1523
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:56,186
(phone buzzing)
1524
00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:59,439
(Susie and Bobbie squealing)
1525
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:00,399
Out!
1526
00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:04,444
(students laughing)
1527
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:06,446
OMG!
1528
00:56:06,530 --> 00:56:07,447
OMG, OMG!
1529
00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:08,532
Did that just happen?
1530
00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:09,408
- I know.
- Yes, it did.
1531
00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:10,284
- Yes, it did.
- It did!
1532
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,326
(Susie squeals)
- Renee,
1533
00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:15,455
Renee, what you just did was,
1534
00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:17,499
I mean, I love what you did, okay?
1535
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:18,917
Let's just start there.
1536
00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:21,587
But was that the right
move for you politically?
1537
00:56:21,670 --> 00:56:23,547
(sighs) Sometimes, politics aren't
1538
00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:25,132
the most important thing, Bobbie.
1539
00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,009
(screeches) Gonna have to agree to disagree
1540
00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:29,261
with you on that one, but-
1541
00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:30,345
What do we do now?
1542
00:56:30,429 --> 00:56:33,181
(all squealing)
1543
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:39,813
(calming music)
(Vicki sighs)
1544
00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:41,315
(door thuds)
(Vicki gasps)
1545
00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:44,943
Vicki, I just got back from
my well being yurt retreat.
1546
00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:47,404
You mean rehab?
1547
00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:48,655
Now, Vicki, you know
1548
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:51,033
that my yurt retreats are alcohol-free
1549
00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:53,118
and important for my mental health.
1550
00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:55,162
Anyway, as soon as I got into cell service,
1551
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:56,622
my phone has been blowing up
1552
00:56:56,705 --> 00:56:58,957
about Renee's little stunt today.
1553
00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:01,877
Mom, Renee gave me a gift.
1554
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,171
You told me to end my friendship with her.
1555
00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:05,130
And she did it for me.
1556
00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:07,174
How could she do this to us?
1557
00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:08,967
We treated her so well.
1558
00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:11,011
She was nothing before she met us.
1559
00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:14,723
And now she'll go back to being nothing.
1560
00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:16,475
No, those new kids
won't be a friend to her,
1561
00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:17,392
not like we were.
1562
00:57:17,476 --> 00:57:18,310
She won't be relevant.
1563
00:57:18,393 --> 00:57:19,394
She'll be nothing again.
1564
00:57:19,478 --> 00:57:20,228
- Mom!
- What?
1565
00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:21,480
I just said that.
1566
00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:23,482
Oh, Vicki, I can see how upset you are.
1567
00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:25,233
You're devastated.
1568
00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:27,152
Ooh, oops, okay (laughs).
1569
00:57:28,236 --> 00:57:31,990
Just a little bit of relaxation, CBD.
1570
00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:33,700
(laughs) Okay.
1571
00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:34,951
(phone dialing)
1572
00:57:35,035 --> 00:57:35,911
- [Friend] Terri, what is going on?
1573
00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:37,162
Oh, thank God, you picked up.
1574
00:57:37,245 --> 00:57:38,330
Did you hear what happened, the betrayal?
1575
00:57:38,413 --> 00:57:39,831
My little Vicki can't stop crying.
1576
00:57:39,915 --> 00:57:40,999
- Your sweet girl.
- Sorry.
1577
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:41,917
No, you know what?
1578
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,293
I wouldn't put it past Renee
1579
00:57:43,377 --> 00:57:44,836
to try become more
popular than the POP Girls.
1580
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:45,879
Oh my God!
1581
00:57:45,962 --> 00:57:47,422
(Vicki grunts)
1582
00:57:47,506 --> 00:57:49,841
So should we be worried about Renee?
1583
00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:51,343
(scoffs) Please?
1584
00:57:51,426 --> 00:57:54,262
Renee doesn't have the
know-how to do anything other than
1585
00:57:55,097 --> 00:57:56,848
surround herself with losers.
1586
00:57:56,932 --> 00:57:59,518
I mean, that's what she was
doing before the POP Girls.
1587
00:57:59,601 --> 00:58:02,020
And that's what she'll do after.
1588
00:58:02,104 --> 00:58:04,606
(calming music)
1589
00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:05,982
(Vicki sighs)
1590
00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:08,360
(engine revs)
1591
00:58:08,443 --> 00:58:10,070
(sighs) Oh my God.
1592
00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:11,571
What did I do?
1593
00:58:11,655 --> 00:58:12,739
I just can't believe we did it.
1594
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:14,616
I mean, we're popular.
1595
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:15,826
We're Nice Girls Not.
1596
00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:16,535
I know.
1597
00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:18,286
I got totally caught up in the moment.
1598
00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:21,248
Look, we're like the POP Girls but
1599
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:23,333
plus,
1600
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:26,086
- POP Girls Plus.
- Plus.
1601
00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:28,130
- We're POP Girls Plus.
- POP Girls Plus!
1602
00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:30,382
No, we're not popular.
1603
00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:31,883
And we're not POP Girls Plus.
1604
00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:35,095
Oh, come on, Renee, we're,
like, almost popular, right?
1605
00:58:35,178 --> 00:58:37,556
No, we're nothings that
entertained some kids
1606
00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:39,307
at school by poking a narcissistic bear
1607
00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:41,309
and her pill-popping sociopathic mother.
1608
00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:44,062
So now we must quickly
rise to the occasion,
1609
00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:47,107
or we come crashing down
and incinerate to a million pieces.
1610
00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:48,817
Do you understand what I mean?
1611
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:50,235
What are you saying?
1612
00:58:50,318 --> 00:58:51,987
I mean that I decided,
somewhat without thinking,
1613
00:58:52,070 --> 00:58:54,031
that I'd had enough of Vicki Reinhard.
1614
00:58:54,114 --> 00:58:55,907
Normally, I'd allow at least 12 weeks
1615
00:58:55,991 --> 00:58:57,492
to prepare for a transition like this.
1616
00:58:57,576 --> 00:58:59,077
But guess how much time we have?
1617
00:58:59,161 --> 00:59:01,038
Okay, let's just take the 12 weeks.
1618
00:59:01,121 --> 00:59:02,247
You're not the U.S. president,
1619
00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:04,249
and this isn't January 6th.
1620
00:59:04,332 --> 00:59:05,167
Okay, we have to do something,
1621
00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:06,543
and we have to do it now.
1622
00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:09,379
We have between now
and next week at Pink Prom.
1623
00:59:09,463 --> 00:59:10,922
That's not a lot of time to go back
1624
00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:13,216
to the street fight we started
and throw a second punch.
1625
00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:15,594
Oh, hold on, I'm sorry.
1626
00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:16,928
Did you say Pink Prom?
1627
00:59:17,012 --> 00:59:18,180
Did you say street fight?
1628
00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:20,140
I can barely get myself ready for school,
1629
00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:22,434
let alone pick out an outfit for Pink Prom.
1630
00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:23,393
We're going.
1631
00:59:24,519 --> 00:59:25,437
(Susie gagging)
1632
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,855
Okay, you know my rule.
1633
00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:30,609
We'll make a good impression
and get out there early.
1634
00:59:30,692 --> 00:59:32,611
We'll leave everyone wanting more.
1635
00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:33,779
Okay.
1636
00:59:33,862 --> 00:59:34,696
You promise?
1637
00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:36,281
Promise.
1638
00:59:36,364 --> 00:59:38,408
In the meantime, I've got
to lay some groundwork
1639
00:59:38,492 --> 00:59:39,451
before Pink Prom.
1640
00:59:39,534 --> 00:59:41,119
You two need to lay low.
1641
00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:42,996
Avoid the POP Girls.
1642
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:46,583
And for God's sake, please
follow my directions, this time.
1643
00:59:48,835 --> 00:59:50,504
I've been thinking, so
I have an uncle, right?
1644
00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:51,880
- And he's in a gang.
- Bobbie.
1645
00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:54,591
(lively music)
1646
00:59:56,510 --> 00:59:58,762
(Susie grunts)
1647
00:59:58,845 --> 01:00:02,307
- [Bobbie] Get to class.
1648
01:00:02,390 --> 01:00:05,143
(Susie sighs)
1649
01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:08,105
- [Susie] So for the next
week, Bobbie and I laid low,
1650
01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:10,565
while Renee laid the
groundwork for Pink Prom.
1651
01:00:12,692 --> 01:00:15,070
She convinced Darby to
give us another chance,
1652
01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:18,031
had secret conversations with Alan Nalan.
1653
01:00:18,114 --> 01:00:19,199
I need more information on this.
1654
01:00:19,282 --> 01:00:20,492
- [Susie] The one person who could verify
1655
01:00:20,575 --> 01:00:21,993
what she saw on Vicki's phone,
1656
01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:24,663
and placed multiple phone
calls to Dee Dee Boomski,
1657
01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:26,164
because according to Renee,
1658
01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:27,541
Dee Dee knows how to rile up a crowd.
1659
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:32,379
♪ Please tell me why ♪
1660
01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:35,590
♪ My car is in the front yard ♪
1661
01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:40,262
♪ And I'm sleeping with my clothes on ♪
1662
01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:42,681
(Susie yells)
(Susie thuds)
1663
01:00:42,764 --> 01:00:46,726
♪ I came in through the window last night ♪
1664
01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:47,769
(switch clicks)
1665
01:00:47,853 --> 01:00:49,521
- Oh!
- Oh, dude, my eyes.
1666
01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:51,565
Studies show that working on your computer
1667
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,358
in the dark is bad for your eyes.
1668
01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:55,944
(dreamy music)
1669
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:00,073
I got to go.
1670
01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:03,702
(Susie chuckles)
1671
01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:06,037
(pages ruffling)
1672
01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:07,414
- Whatever, Susie.
- Turn the lights off.
1673
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:08,456
- Hit the lights already.
- Turn the lights off, Susie.
1674
01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:10,375
- Turn it off!
(switch clicks)
1675
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:11,209
Oh my God.
1676
01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:12,836
- Ow.
- Bobbie,
1677
01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:16,548
Alan Nalan just gave me
a look like, Susie Quinn,
1678
01:01:16,631 --> 01:01:18,258
you're the hottest girl that Clovis High.
1679
01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:20,510
- Oh, hmm, did he?
- He did.
1680
01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:22,053
Yeah, are we sure about that?
1681
01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:23,471
Let's unpack that later.
1682
01:01:23,555 --> 01:01:25,432
Speaking of hot, Renee
says, we need to go shopping
1683
01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:27,559
for Pink Prom, stat, so let's go.
1684
01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:28,810
(Susie gags)
1685
01:01:28,894 --> 01:01:29,895
I can't (gags)
1686
01:01:29,978 --> 01:01:31,396
- [Bobbie] Let's go.
1687
01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:34,524
We're here to find cool
prom outfits, nothing uncool.
1688
01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:35,817
Do you hear me?
1689
01:01:35,901 --> 01:01:38,778
Something hip, today,
relevant, fun, enviable.
1690
01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:39,863
Ready?
1691
01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:40,822
Go.
1692
01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:44,242
Yes, you can do this.
1693
01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:46,411
You got this, little lady.
1694
01:01:51,958 --> 01:01:54,377
Damn right that's what I want you to do.
1695
01:01:54,461 --> 01:01:57,172
(sighs) Dee Dee, do I need to remind you
1696
01:01:57,255 --> 01:01:58,924
whose boyfriend you took
last year behind the bleachers?
1697
01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:03,345
♪ And I know, I've got nowhere to go ♪
1698
01:02:05,013 --> 01:02:06,223
Didn't think so.
1699
01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:07,265
So spicy.
1700
01:02:08,642 --> 01:02:12,228
♪ And I don't need this ♪
1701
01:02:12,312 --> 01:02:16,191
♪ I don't even know your name ♪
1702
01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:21,655
(Terri grunts)
(air hissing)
1703
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:25,825
♪ No, I don't want to play your ♪
1704
01:02:28,620 --> 01:02:32,040
(objects thumping)
(register ringing)
1705
01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:35,418
♪ Lack of devotion now ♪
1706
01:02:36,711 --> 01:02:37,754
(bags clatter)
1707
01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:39,464
So you're not worried about her,
1708
01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:41,299
like, trying to take down the POP Girls?
1709
01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:45,428
Renee, take us down, flanked
by the two biggest nothings
1710
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:47,514
a vagina has ever given birth to?
1711
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:48,598
(all laugh)
1712
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:52,394
No, that's hilarious, though.
1713
01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:54,562
But now that you mention it,
1714
01:02:54,646 --> 01:02:56,439
I might have some fun with them,
1715
01:02:57,857 --> 01:03:00,026
just to entertain ourselves, come on.
1716
01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:01,319
(bell ringing)
1717
01:03:01,403 --> 01:03:03,196
- Yes.
- Did you not have breakfast?
1718
01:03:04,239 --> 01:03:05,073
Hey, Bobbie,
1719
01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:06,533
I think this is your shade.
1720
01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:14,082
Thanks.
1721
01:03:14,165 --> 01:03:15,083
Okay.
1722
01:03:16,418 --> 01:03:17,627
Do you think he's trying
to tell me something?
1723
01:03:17,711 --> 01:03:18,628
- He wants you.
(phone buzzes and dings)
1724
01:03:18,712 --> 01:03:20,255
- He wants me?
- Positive.
1725
01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:21,172
Positive.
1726
01:03:21,256 --> 01:03:22,007
Oh.
1727
01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:23,008
What?
1728
01:03:24,426 --> 01:03:26,386
{\an8}Do I look like a POP Girl,
'cause I feel like a POP Girl?
1729
01:03:26,469 --> 01:03:28,013
{\an8}More like POP queen.
1730
01:03:28,096 --> 01:03:29,556
{\an8}Got the eyes.
1731
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:30,724
{\an8}Poppin' off.
1732
01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:33,018
{\an8}It's me, Ms. Bobbie Roberts.
1733
01:03:33,101 --> 01:03:34,769
{\an8}- Whoa.
(Bobbie thumps)
1734
01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:37,647
(sinister music)
1735
01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:43,069
(students whispering)
1736
01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:46,364
How did she even get this?
1737
01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:48,033
She's Vicki Reinhard.
1738
01:03:48,116 --> 01:03:48,992
Never mind.
1739
01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:50,035
Hey, dude, just brush it off.
1740
01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:50,785
Who cares?
1741
01:03:50,869 --> 01:03:51,494
Doesn't matter.
1742
01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:52,245
Let's go.
1743
01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:53,580
No.
1744
01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:55,957
No, it's not okay, Susie.
1745
01:03:56,207 --> 01:03:57,584
And it's not about
whether other people care.
1746
01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:58,501
I care.
1747
01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:01,421
You don't have to be ashamed
of who you are, Bobbie.
1748
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,382
I'm not ashamed of who I am, Susie.
1749
01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:05,467
I just don't want everybody else
1750
01:04:05,550 --> 01:04:07,093
knowing my personal business.
1751
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:07,886
And you know what?
1752
01:04:07,969 --> 01:04:10,889
I'm sorry, that is such a funny
statement coming from you,
1753
01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:12,140
somebody who's so desperately trying
1754
01:04:12,223 --> 01:04:13,600
to be someone that they're not.
1755
01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:14,434
(Susie scoffs)
1756
01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:16,311
Funny, right?
1757
01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:20,607
I just got over the photo your
mom posted, and now this?
1758
01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:22,525
That photo wasn't my fault.
1759
01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:24,903
Bobbie, my mom posted it on Facebook.
1760
01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:26,029
Who even uses Facebook anymore?
1761
01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:27,781
Are you delusional?
1762
01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:31,451
This is all your fault.
1763
01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:33,620
You're so stuck on
climbing the social ladder
1764
01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:35,872
that we keep getting dragged
through the mud for you.
1765
01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:37,665
You wanted this, too.
1766
01:04:37,749 --> 01:04:39,501
I did this because I wanted to support you,
1767
01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:41,002
and you are my best friend.
1768
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,089
Yeah, you know what?
1769
01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:46,382
We've had a lot of things
happen that are crappy.
1770
01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:49,052
But I've always had you.
1771
01:04:50,178 --> 01:04:52,055
And I've never needed anything more.
1772
01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:55,433
That's a little sappy puppy.
1773
01:04:55,517 --> 01:04:58,103
And it seems like an
awfully convenient stance
1774
01:04:58,186 --> 01:04:59,646
for you to take now, I mean.
1775
01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:03,024
Wow, know why I want to be a politician?
1776
01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:05,151
So I can make sure that
everybody feels included,
1777
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:07,362
no matter whoever or whatever they are,
1778
01:05:08,696 --> 01:05:11,408
not to rule the school
through fear and intimidation.
1779
01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:15,787
I'm out, Susie.
1780
01:05:19,374 --> 01:05:20,250
I'm done.
1781
01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:24,337
Wait, what?
1782
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:25,505
What do you mean you're done?
1783
01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:27,632
Bobbie, don't go, come on.
1784
01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:29,092
This is nothing.
1785
01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:31,302
Do you know the stuff I've
had to clean up for Vicki?
1786
01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:33,221
Unspeakable stuff.
1787
01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:35,598
Yeah, that's what good
friends are supposed to do.
1788
01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:38,643
They're supposed to protect each other.
1789
01:05:43,064 --> 01:05:44,649
Bobbie, please.
1790
01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:45,984
Wait!
1791
01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:48,736
(somber music)
1792
01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:52,407
(Susie sobbing)
1793
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,210
Bobbie and I had never been in a fight.
1794
01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,296
He's always been there for me.
1795
01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:08,631
And when Vicki embarrassed
him in front of the whole school
1796
01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:11,843
with that video, I should
have been there for him.
1797
01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:14,137
I'm gonna get you something to eat, okay?
1798
01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:19,350
(Susie sighs)
1799
01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:21,227
- [Susie] I didn't even try
to understand how he felt.
1800
01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:23,021
And I let him down.
1801
01:06:24,689 --> 01:06:25,607
- [Ellie] Oh, what do we do?
1802
01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:26,649
- What do we do?
- It'll be okay.
1803
01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:27,775
- Oh God, oh God.
- Don't worry.
1804
01:06:27,859 --> 01:06:29,068
- I'm a trained professional.
- Oh.
1805
01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:30,445
- It's okay, ma'am.
- Please help.
1806
01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:32,322
- [Professional] I'm trained
in mouth-to-mouth, CPR.
1807
01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:36,576
911, emergency, there's
a fire in my bedroom.
1808
01:06:37,452 --> 01:06:38,786
Where's the fire, ma'am?
1809
01:06:38,870 --> 01:06:40,413
Oh, thank goodness.
1810
01:06:40,496 --> 01:06:43,666
Your big hose is just what this fire needs.
1811
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:46,920
But don't put it out too quickly.
1812
01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:47,879
- [Professional] I'll wait.
1813
01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:49,505
- [Ellie] Oh, oh, oh, yes.
1814
01:06:49,589 --> 01:06:50,465
Okay,
1815
01:06:51,925 --> 01:06:53,676
Let's go get a burger.
1816
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:54,928
(Susie sighs)
1817
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:57,472
Bobbie and I used to get
burgers together (sobs).
1818
01:06:58,556 --> 01:07:01,059
(bell rings)
(students chattering)
1819
01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:03,811
(solemn music)
1820
01:07:09,317 --> 01:07:10,735
While everyone's getting this filled in,
1821
01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:13,488
I'd like to pass around
yesterday's quizzes.
1822
01:07:19,661 --> 01:07:20,787
♪ It's not what you say ♪
1823
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,997
♪ It's how you say it. ♪
1824
01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:26,376
♪ I'll cut-copy-paste in the edit ♪
1825
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:27,585
Watch this.
1826
01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:28,836
Pathetic.
1827
01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:31,714
(POP Girls laughing)
1828
01:07:35,677 --> 01:07:38,721
♪ Better luck talking to a wall ♪
1829
01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:41,933
♪ Or picking up a one-way call ♪
1830
01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:43,434
Any word from Bobbie?
1831
01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:45,645
He hates the debate team.
1832
01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:48,982
He says there are a bunch
of wannabe politicians.
1833
01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:50,900
Should I text him again?
1834
01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:54,153
Well, you sent me 59 texts
before I finally said yes.
1835
01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:55,071
Give it a try.
1836
01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:56,531
Hmm.
1837
01:07:56,614 --> 01:07:57,615
True, okay.
1838
01:08:01,035 --> 01:08:03,871
♪ It's just that sometimes ♪
1839
01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:08,167
♪ I wish you needed me more ♪
1840
01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:11,170
♪ Want you to let me in the room ♪
1841
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:15,133
♪ But you won't open the door ♪
1842
01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:17,135
♪ You want me to know what you want ♪
1843
01:08:17,218 --> 01:08:19,304
♪ Before you want it ♪
1844
01:08:19,386 --> 01:08:22,849
♪ Trapped in a box, I can't unlock it ♪
1845
01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:26,102
♪ Sometimes, I wish you needed me ♪
1846
01:08:26,185 --> 01:08:27,103
- [Member] Come on, Bob.
1847
01:08:27,185 --> 01:08:29,856
♪ More ♪
1848
01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:33,818
♪ Sometimes, I wish you needed me ♪
1849
01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:35,653
The zombies are probably
gonna want to work-
1850
01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:37,988
It's right down the street.
1851
01:08:38,072 --> 01:08:39,741
They're gonna need to go fast or something.
1852
01:08:39,823 --> 01:08:40,742
- They still have... (phone dings)
1853
01:08:40,825 --> 01:08:43,118
♪ Antlers silently crashing ♪
1854
01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:47,622
♪ Stirring up the dust ♪
1855
01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:52,754
♪ What's the use in asking ♪
1856
01:08:52,879 --> 01:08:55,340
♪ I want you to meet me in the room ♪
1857
01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:59,676
♪ I can't tell you what to do ♪
1858
01:08:59,761 --> 01:09:03,055
♪ Take me in your stride ♪
1859
01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:07,143
♪ Always falling behind ♪
1860
01:09:07,225 --> 01:09:09,687
♪ Oh ♪
1861
01:09:09,770 --> 01:09:12,523
♪ But sometimes ♪
1862
01:09:13,774 --> 01:09:15,693
Happy Pink Prom Day.
1863
01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:17,862
(Susie sighs)
1864
01:09:17,944 --> 01:09:18,821
I'm not going.
1865
01:09:18,904 --> 01:09:19,988
I don't know what you're, oh!
1866
01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:21,783
(Susie grunting)
1867
01:09:21,866 --> 01:09:23,910
Okay, okay, I just want to (grunts)!
1868
01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:26,371
But I miss Bobbie.
1869
01:09:26,453 --> 01:09:27,913
(Renee sighs)
1870
01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,207
(Susie sobbing)
1871
01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:31,250
(switch clicks)
- ♪ Had it and every now ♪
1872
01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:33,627
- Come on.
(Susie groaning)
1873
01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:36,130
- Let's go.
- No, I don't want to.
1874
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:38,424
Come on, like you did.
1875
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:39,550
Like you did.
1876
01:09:39,634 --> 01:09:40,385
Okay.
1877
01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:41,386
Yes.
1878
01:09:42,428 --> 01:09:43,805
Yeah.
1879
01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:46,849
- Whoo, whoo, whoo!
- There she is.
1880
01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:49,602
(Susie grunting)
1881
01:09:49,685 --> 01:09:50,853
- Okay.
- Yeah.
1882
01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:52,145
- [Susie] Okay, I got this, I got this.
1883
01:09:52,229 --> 01:09:53,398
(door thuds)
1884
01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:56,484
♪ Throw out a candle for my birthday ♪
1885
01:09:56,567 --> 01:09:58,903
♪ You take the cake ♪
1886
01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:03,116
♪ We started to drift away ♪
1887
01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:05,868
(upbeat music)
1888
01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,047
Are you almost ready?
1889
01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:19,215
Ready.
1890
01:10:19,298 --> 01:10:20,925
I hope you like it.
1891
01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:24,554
Ta-da!
1892
01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:29,767
I thought we picked out
a different dress for you.
1893
01:10:29,851 --> 01:10:30,768
Hmm?
1894
01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:37,400
And, well, banana curls?
1895
01:10:38,359 --> 01:10:41,112
(Susie sobs)
1896
01:10:41,195 --> 01:10:42,488
I can't do anything right.
1897
01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:43,448
I suck!
1898
01:10:44,365 --> 01:10:47,034
(Susie sobbing)
1899
01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:56,878
(Renee groans)
(Susie sobs)
1900
01:10:56,961 --> 01:11:00,840
(gentle music)
(popcorn crunching)
1901
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:03,509
(phone beeps)
1902
01:11:10,224 --> 01:11:11,100
Oh God.
1903
01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:13,686
This is how I envision
Hillary Clinton looking
1904
01:11:13,769 --> 01:11:14,771
after the election.
1905
01:11:18,191 --> 01:11:19,650
Mm-mm.
1906
01:11:19,734 --> 01:11:21,152
No.
1907
01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:22,195
Not my problem.
1908
01:11:25,031 --> 01:11:26,240
Not my problem.
1909
01:11:26,324 --> 01:11:27,575
(Susie sobbing)
(somber music)
1910
01:11:27,658 --> 01:11:30,953
♪ We ask to be friends ♪
1911
01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:34,415
She doesn't need me.
1912
01:11:34,499 --> 01:11:36,918
I definitely don't need her.
1913
01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:43,090
♪ We ask to be friends. ♪
1914
01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:44,008
- [Bobbie] I don't care.
1915
01:11:44,091 --> 01:11:44,842
She got herself into this.
1916
01:11:44,926 --> 01:11:46,594
She can get herself out.
1917
01:11:46,677 --> 01:11:47,553
- ♪ We ask to be friends ♪
- Trouble in paradise?
1918
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:49,388
I don't know what to say except-
1919
01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:50,473
I'm really sorry.
1920
01:11:50,556 --> 01:11:52,099
I made a mistake.
1921
01:11:52,183 --> 01:11:54,310
Because I was a horrible friend.
1922
01:11:54,393 --> 01:11:55,812
And I hope you can forgive me.
1923
01:11:55,895 --> 01:11:58,105
I just wish that we could
get along like we used to
1924
01:11:58,189 --> 01:11:59,190
when we were kids.
1925
01:11:59,273 --> 01:12:03,027
And I miss you so much.
1926
01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:05,738
(popcorn crunches)
1927
01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:07,198
(Susie sobbing)
1928
01:12:07,281 --> 01:12:08,032
(door rattles)
1929
01:12:08,115 --> 01:12:09,659
I need my phone.
1930
01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:11,744
Bobbie?
1931
01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:14,288
Am I hallucinating?
1932
01:12:15,122 --> 01:12:17,583
No, you're not hallucinating.
1933
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:20,419
It's me.
1934
01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:23,422
(Susie gasps)
1935
01:12:23,506 --> 01:12:26,843
Bobbie, I'm so sorry.
1936
01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:29,804
I just didn't want to
feel invisible anymore.
1937
01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:31,347
But I was important in your eyes.
1938
01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:33,724
And I didn't realize that was all I needed.
1939
01:12:33,808 --> 01:12:36,727
I (sniffs), I know I dragged you into this.
1940
01:12:36,811 --> 01:12:39,605
And it was really messed up what Vicki did.
1941
01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:43,901
I, I don't care about being cool or popular
1942
01:12:43,985 --> 01:12:45,528
or a POP Girl.
1943
01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:47,238
I don't even want to go to Pink Prom.
1944
01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:52,368
I just, I just want to be your
best friend again, please.
1945
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,914
No.
1946
01:12:56,998 --> 01:13:00,793
What (sobs)?
1947
01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:02,295
Oh, hell no!
1948
01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:04,338
We're gonna Pink Prom!
1949
01:13:04,422 --> 01:13:05,756
- Oh, thank God.
(Susie chuckles)
1950
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,508
Boots the house down!
1951
01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:11,345
I missed you, dude.
1952
01:13:12,263 --> 01:13:13,639
I missed you, too, dude.
1953
01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:17,393
All right, let's go, people.
1954
01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:18,477
We have work to do.
1955
01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:20,771
I have makeup.
1956
01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:21,981
Don't move.
1957
01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:24,400
(dramatic music)
1958
01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:26,736
Makeup coming, makeup
coming, makeup, makeup.
1959
01:13:36,662 --> 01:13:38,873
Dee Dee, I've had your back for years.
1960
01:13:38,956 --> 01:13:40,875
Do I need to bring up Baby Queefs-A-Lot?
1961
01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:43,210
- Do you need help putting your shoes on?
- No, no, no.
1962
01:13:43,294 --> 01:13:44,045
- [Renee] Right.
1963
01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:47,048
- Are these yours?
- Move.
1964
01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:47,965
What?
1965
01:13:48,049 --> 01:13:50,801
- [Bobbie] Are these yours?
- [Susie] Yes, I need the left one, okay.
1966
01:13:51,802 --> 01:13:55,139
- [Bobbie] Ladies, we are hot AF.
1967
01:13:55,222 --> 01:13:56,599
Boots the house down!
1968
01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:59,310
- [Renee] Nice Girls Not, one, two, three.
1969
01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:01,562
Nice Girls Not!
1970
01:14:01,646 --> 01:14:05,650
♪ Did you ever notice ♪
1971
01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:09,987
♪ We've been lost for a moment ♪
1972
01:14:10,071 --> 01:14:13,991
♪ The night was everlasting in our eyes ♪
1973
01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:16,452
♪ It was going out of focus ♪
1974
01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:19,288
(camera clicking)
1975
01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:23,626
♪ And we look again ♪
1976
01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:27,171
♪ As we take it in ♪
1977
01:14:27,254 --> 01:14:29,674
♪ Didn't know we were the last ones ♪
1978
01:14:29,757 --> 01:14:31,842
♪ To stay the night ♪
1979
01:14:31,926 --> 01:14:34,011
♪ The only ones to hold up ♪
1980
01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:36,514
- ♪ And say it's all right ♪
(lips smack)
1981
01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:38,641
- [Vicki] Okay, just me.
1982
01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:42,812
♪ The only ones to hang out ♪
1983
01:14:42,895 --> 01:14:44,438
♪ And say it's all right ♪
1984
01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:46,524
- [Bobbie] The dance
started over an hour ago.
1985
01:14:46,607 --> 01:14:47,817
- [Renee] Yeah, and we need
1986
01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:49,443
to make our shock-and-awe entrance, duh.
1987
01:14:49,527 --> 01:14:52,029
- [Bobbie] Ah, George Bush, Junior, nice.
1988
01:14:52,113 --> 01:14:54,281
(Susie gagging)
- No, Susie, listen.
1989
01:14:54,365 --> 01:14:55,616
Stop that gag reflex.
1990
01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:57,159
(Susie gags)
- You got this!
1991
01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:58,160
You're strong.
1992
01:14:58,244 --> 01:14:59,078
You're funny.
1993
01:14:59,161 --> 01:15:01,038
You're confident, beautiful.
1994
01:15:01,122 --> 01:15:03,290
- [Susie] Bobbie, when we weren't talking,
1995
01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:05,584
I got something for you.
1996
01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:09,964
(Bobbie squeaks)
1997
01:15:23,686 --> 01:15:25,396
- [Bobbie] They're beautiful.
1998
01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:26,564
Thank you.
1999
01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:27,523
- [Renee] Let's do this.
2000
01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:29,275
(Susie squeals)
2001
01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:33,863
♪ It's always a mystery
to love and be loved ♪
2002
01:15:33,946 --> 01:15:38,617
♪ Tell me why is a lifetime not enough ♪
2003
01:15:42,663 --> 01:15:44,707
(footsteps thumping)
2004
01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:47,251
♪ What am I so afraid of ♪
2005
01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:49,962
(bright music)
2006
01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:03,642
♪ And my head stopped thinking again ♪
2007
01:16:09,023 --> 01:16:11,650
Oh my God.
2008
01:16:12,359 --> 01:16:15,529
Susie Q just Pink Prommed
POP slayed that dress.
2009
01:16:16,197 --> 01:16:17,490
Did I say that out loud?
2010
01:16:25,081 --> 01:16:27,708
Wait, you were serious about this?
2011
01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:29,794
Serious as something that
you thought was a bad shave
2012
01:16:29,877 --> 01:16:31,962
but turned out to be something else.
2013
01:16:32,046 --> 01:16:33,798
Ooh, burn.
2014
01:16:33,881 --> 01:16:35,508
Literally (laughs).
2015
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:36,801
(laughs) Yeah.
2016
01:16:36,884 --> 01:16:39,261
And I would know nothing about a bad shave,
2017
01:16:40,387 --> 01:16:43,849
even though I desperately wish I did.
2018
01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:45,684
Get out of the way for Nice Girls Not.
2019
01:16:45,768 --> 01:16:47,770
Aw, you guys have a name too?
2020
01:16:47,853 --> 01:16:48,729
Presh.
2021
01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:54,235
Dumb and Dumber are trying to be be popular
2022
01:16:54,318 --> 01:16:55,945
with Renee Lalita (laughs).
2023
01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:57,613
Now that is funny.
2024
01:16:57,696 --> 01:16:58,531
Q.
2025
01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:00,324
That's Q and Robert to you.
2026
01:17:00,407 --> 01:17:01,742
Q, where's that name from,
2027
01:17:01,826 --> 01:17:04,703
'cause you don't know
how to spell or speak.
2028
01:17:06,705 --> 01:17:07,873
You got this.
2029
01:17:11,085 --> 01:17:13,671
It's the kind of name you're
gonna call me from now on.
2030
01:17:13,754 --> 01:17:14,588
Are we clear?
2031
01:17:14,672 --> 01:17:15,923
- [Crowd] Ooh!
2032
01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:19,885
Uh-huh, that's right.
2033
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:21,345
You saw that right.
2034
01:17:21,428 --> 01:17:22,471
Whatever.
2035
01:17:22,555 --> 01:17:24,098
You downgraded to two losers,
2036
01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:26,475
and you still didn't even take CP.
2037
01:17:26,559 --> 01:17:28,602
I'm not insecure enough to need it.
2038
01:17:28,686 --> 01:17:29,562
Let me tell you something.
2039
01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:31,272
Power isn't for the insecure.
2040
01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:32,857
Why, thank you, Vicki Reinhard.
2041
01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:34,525
Well, that wasn't a compliment.
2042
01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:35,693
Step out of the way, Vicki.
2043
01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:36,735
Your bubble's popped,
2044
01:17:36,819 --> 01:17:38,863
(snickers) You wish.
2045
01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:41,323
Take your Three Amigo
asses and ride on outta here.
2046
01:17:41,407 --> 01:17:42,575
What does that even mean?
2047
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,829
I cannot wait to see you
go down, Vicki Reinhard
2048
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:47,955
And not the kind of go down
2049
01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:49,123
that you're used to, Vicki Reinhard.
2050
01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:50,958
- [Crowd] Oh!
2051
01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:52,251
Ew.
2052
01:17:52,334 --> 01:17:55,838
Oh, Renee, my friend,
2053
01:17:56,046 --> 01:17:56,797
bring it!
2054
01:17:56,881 --> 01:18:00,175
That's Diva Lalita to you, my ex-friend.
2055
01:18:01,552 --> 01:18:04,930
Vicki, you hold things over people's heads
2056
01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:06,140
so they fear you.
2057
01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:08,350
You don't know what it's like to be loved,
2058
01:18:08,434 --> 01:18:12,146
'cause you're too busy
literally hating everyone else.
2059
01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:15,399
Sure, okay, me and Bobbie
don't always look the coolest
2060
01:18:15,482 --> 01:18:17,234
or have the hottest outfits
2061
01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:19,570
or have a mom that can shotgun a beer.
2062
01:18:19,653 --> 01:18:20,529
Mm.
2063
01:18:20,613 --> 01:18:23,407
Okay, but that doesn't
make us or anyone else
2064
01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:27,369
in this room any less
worthy of love or acceptance.
2065
01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:30,164
All dictatorships must come to an end.
2066
01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:34,668
Vicki Reinhard, your
reign of terror is over.
2067
01:18:34,752 --> 01:18:36,045
Damn!
2068
01:18:36,128 --> 01:18:38,047
Skinny bitch got strong.
2069
01:18:38,130 --> 01:18:40,299
(Vicki yelling)
2070
01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:42,468
Wow!
- [Vicki] God!
2071
01:18:42,927 --> 01:18:44,094
(Vicki shrieks)
2072
01:18:44,178 --> 01:18:45,054
Vicki!
2073
01:18:45,179 --> 01:18:46,096
Oh!
2074
01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:51,518
(crowd cheers)
2075
01:18:51,602 --> 01:18:54,396
(crowd applauds)
2076
01:18:55,689 --> 01:18:57,566
I'm so proud of you.
2077
01:19:02,363 --> 01:19:03,113
Good job, queefer.
2078
01:19:03,197 --> 01:19:04,073
Shh!
2079
01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:06,909
Vicki's so pissed.
2080
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:08,494
You owe me big, Lalita.
2081
01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:12,414
Hey, Renee!
2082
01:19:12,498 --> 01:19:14,708
Can I get an interview with
Nice Girls Not on Monday?
2083
01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:16,543
Let me get back to you on that.
2084
01:19:17,711 --> 01:19:19,713
Hey, by chance, do you
know where Jasmine is?
2085
01:19:19,797 --> 01:19:20,881
You haven't heard?
2086
01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:24,802
Dave broke up with her.
2087
01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:27,596
He was upset when she
punched Boobie (coughs).
2088
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,181
I mean Bobbie.
2089
01:19:29,264 --> 01:19:32,393
Something about violence isn't the way.
2090
01:19:32,476 --> 01:19:35,646
(footsteps thumping)
2091
01:19:36,730 --> 01:19:37,773
(phone beeps)
2092
01:19:37,856 --> 01:19:40,484
(upbeat music)
2093
01:19:54,832 --> 01:19:56,959
I've been wanting to
do this for a long time.
2094
01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:59,878
(dramatic music)
2095
01:20:03,257 --> 01:20:06,510
(bright guitar music)
2096
01:20:23,110 --> 01:20:27,865
♪ Kiss me out of the bearded barley ♪
2097
01:20:27,948 --> 01:20:32,619
♪ Nightly beside the green, green grass ♪
2098
01:20:32,703 --> 01:20:37,291
♪ Swing, swing, swing the spinning step ♪
2099
01:20:37,374 --> 01:20:38,876
♪ You wear those shoes ♪
2100
01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:40,878
- ♪ And I will wear that dress ♪
- Could I have this dance?
2101
01:20:40,961 --> 01:20:45,924
♪ Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight ♪
2102
01:20:46,967 --> 01:20:49,178
♪ Lead me out ♪
2103
01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:51,764
- ♪ On the moonlit floor ♪
- Hi.
2104
01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:54,058
- Hi.
- ♪ Lift your open hand ♪
2105
01:20:54,141 --> 01:20:57,353
♪ Strike up the band and
make the fireflies dance ♪
2106
01:20:57,436 --> 01:21:00,814
♪ Silver moon's sparkling ♪
2107
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:03,734
Hey, so sorry to interrupt this.
2108
01:21:03,817 --> 01:21:06,320
But I was live on Instagram
and Jasmine joined.
2109
01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:08,906
And she just saw that,
and now she's commenting.
2110
01:21:08,989 --> 01:21:10,032
I'll just (clears throat),
2111
01:21:10,115 --> 01:21:11,450
I'll just read you what she said.
2112
01:21:11,742 --> 01:21:13,243
I'm coming over there right now,
2113
01:21:13,327 --> 01:21:15,788
and I'm gonna knock that
biatch's teeth into the back
2114
01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:18,374
of her throat so she'll never be able to...
2115
01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:20,793
Do I need to continue?
2116
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:23,003
Oh, heck no, I ain't
stickin' around for that.
2117
01:21:23,087 --> 01:21:24,630
Can we pick this up another time?
2118
01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:25,881
- Yeah, definitely.
- Yeah.
2119
01:21:25,964 --> 01:21:27,549
♪ Bring your flowered hat ♪
2120
01:21:27,633 --> 01:21:30,094
♪ We'll take the trail
marked on your father's map ♪
2121
01:21:30,177 --> 01:21:31,929
Susie, we got to go.
2122
01:21:32,638 --> 01:21:35,682
Yeah, I'm just kind of in
the middle of something.
2123
01:21:35,766 --> 01:21:37,559
We should go now.
2124
01:21:37,643 --> 01:21:38,435
Yeah.
2125
01:21:38,519 --> 01:21:39,144
Hey, man.
2126
01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:39,937
We gotta go.
2127
01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:41,688
I'll text.
2128
01:21:41,772 --> 01:21:42,523
Okay, bye.
2129
01:21:42,606 --> 01:21:44,274
♪ Lift your open hand ♪
2130
01:21:44,358 --> 01:21:46,527
♪ Strike up the band and
make the fireflies dance ♪
2131
01:21:46,610 --> 01:21:47,486
Don't hurt her.
2132
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:49,988
You seem like a great guy.
2133
01:21:52,825 --> 01:21:55,035
♪ So kiss me ♪
2134
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:56,453
(Terri grunting)
2135
01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:02,960
And here, I thought you
were avoiding me (giggles).
2136
01:22:04,545 --> 01:22:07,214
Well, well, well, if it
isn't the train wreck
2137
01:22:07,297 --> 01:22:10,551
of all humanity, Ms.
Terri Reinhard herself.
2138
01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:12,219
What, what are you doing-
2139
01:22:12,302 --> 01:22:13,470
In Fireman Brad's truck?
2140
01:22:13,554 --> 01:22:15,973
Oh, well he's a little tied
up right now, you know?
2141
01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:18,475
(whip cracks)
(Brad mumbling)
2142
01:22:18,559 --> 01:22:22,312
Waiting for me to get
home and rock his world.
2143
01:22:22,396 --> 01:22:23,313
No, you're lying.
2144
01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:25,065
Oh (laughs), I'm not lying.
2145
01:22:25,149 --> 01:22:28,652
And isn't it ironic that
it was 25 years ago,
2146
01:22:28,735 --> 01:22:31,989
right over there, at that
dumpster, on prom night,
2147
01:22:32,072 --> 01:22:34,366
where I found you chewing on a sausage
2148
01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:36,577
that was attached to my boyfriend?
2149
01:22:36,994 --> 01:22:37,870
No.
2150
01:22:38,203 --> 01:22:42,166
I can't help it that your
boyfriend wanted me, and not you.
2151
01:22:42,332 --> 01:22:43,500
Well, I can't help it
2152
01:22:43,584 --> 01:22:45,961
that Fireman Brad no
longer wants a backstabbing,
2153
01:22:46,044 --> 01:22:48,380
manipulative narcissist with a fake weave
2154
01:22:48,464 --> 01:22:51,341
and tacky Lee Press On Nails,
2155
01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:52,968
and he wants me instead.
2156
01:22:53,051 --> 01:22:55,220
But you know what, who
can blame him, really?
2157
01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:58,474
I mean, I am a lady in the streets
2158
01:22:58,557 --> 01:23:00,601
and a beast in the sheets.
2159
01:23:00,684 --> 01:23:01,810
Okay, gross.
2160
01:23:01,894 --> 01:23:04,021
I want you to know that I see you
2161
01:23:04,104 --> 01:23:06,231
for what you really are, Ellie Quinn
2162
01:23:06,315 --> 01:23:09,610
and that a Reinhard never forgets.
2163
01:23:09,693 --> 01:23:11,528
That's exactly what I'm hoping,
2164
01:23:11,612 --> 01:23:14,072
that you never forget this.
2165
01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:15,157
Hi, Ellie!
2166
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:16,450
Oh.
2167
01:23:16,533 --> 01:23:17,576
Can't wait to see at the
Bake-A-Thon next week.
2168
01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:19,161
Oh, don't you know it.
2169
01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:21,413
We're gonna win that
chocolate chip cookie crown.
2170
01:23:21,496 --> 01:23:23,707
(both laugh)
2171
01:23:23,790 --> 01:23:26,710
Oh, you look so sad.
2172
01:23:26,793 --> 01:23:27,961
You know what?
2173
01:23:28,045 --> 01:23:30,631
Take Fireman Brad's hat and enjoy it,
2174
01:23:30,714 --> 01:23:32,257
'cause that's as close
as you're ever gonna get
2175
01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:35,052
to his head ever again (laughs).
2176
01:23:35,135 --> 01:23:38,096
(Terri jeers and yells)
2177
01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:38,931
I won.
2178
01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:40,307
I win.
2179
01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:42,226
What if we just hack into
their Instagram account?
2180
01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:44,478
God, Ginger, can you please, for once,
2181
01:23:44,561 --> 01:23:46,313
just think of something smart?
2182
01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:48,482
- [Renee] Going to hurt me.
2183
01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:50,150
(Bobbie grunting)
- Leaving already?
2184
01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:52,069
I bet they humiliated themselves at prom.
2185
01:23:52,152 --> 01:23:53,237
Come on, let's go.
2186
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,989
(lively music)
2187
01:23:57,199 --> 01:23:58,367
- Excuse me.
- Watch out,
2188
01:23:58,450 --> 01:23:59,201
- man in heels comin' through.
- Move!
2189
01:23:59,284 --> 01:24:00,577
- [Bobbie] Ow, ow, my feet.
2190
01:24:00,661 --> 01:24:01,828
Oh, man, hey!
2191
01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:05,832
No, no, oh!
2192
01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:11,213
Where is she?
2193
01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:12,256
You're crazy, loser.
2194
01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:13,382
I'm crazy?
2195
01:24:13,465 --> 01:24:16,468
(Nice Girl Not panting)
2196
01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:18,470
Oh, prom's not over.
2197
01:24:20,430 --> 01:24:22,516
No, no, stay, stay, stay.
2198
01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:24,017
Prom isn't over yet.
2199
01:24:24,935 --> 01:24:26,144
Oh, Destiny Rogers, please,
2200
01:24:26,228 --> 01:24:30,065
please make a TikTok
with me, please, please.
2201
01:24:30,148 --> 01:24:31,066
Oh, it's over.
2202
01:24:31,149 --> 01:24:33,068
And so are you, Vicki Reinhart.
2203
01:24:33,151 --> 01:24:34,611
- Say cheese!
(Vicki yells)
2204
01:24:34,695 --> 01:24:37,948
(Vicki groans)
2205
01:24:38,031 --> 01:24:40,701
(Vicki grunts)
2206
01:24:44,746 --> 01:24:47,374
(lively music)
2207
01:24:52,754 --> 01:24:53,797
- [Renee] Come on, let's go.
2208
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:55,132
- [Susie] Mom, what's with the truck?
2209
01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:56,883
- [Ellie] Oh, I just had
to put out a few fires.
2210
01:24:56,967 --> 01:24:58,135
Okay.
2211
01:24:58,218 --> 01:24:58,969
Mom, let's go.
2212
01:24:59,052 --> 01:25:00,804
(engine revs)
2213
01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:01,680
Go.
2214
01:25:01,763 --> 01:25:05,475
- Go now.
(tires screech)
2215
01:25:05,559 --> 01:25:06,435
Lalita!
2216
01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:15,277
(Vicki sobs)
2217
01:25:17,863 --> 01:25:18,613
(solemn music)
2218
01:25:18,697 --> 01:25:19,573
Bobbie!
2219
01:25:21,033 --> 01:25:22,075
Bobbie!
2220
01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:23,327
Stop the car!
2221
01:25:24,077 --> 01:25:27,289
(Anthony panting)
2222
01:25:27,372 --> 01:25:30,167
(car door thuds)
2223
01:25:31,335 --> 01:25:34,171
Hey, I think you forgot something.
2224
01:25:39,343 --> 01:25:40,635
I guess I did (laughs).
2225
01:25:42,638 --> 01:25:46,642
Bobbie, you looked amazing tonight.
2226
01:25:49,770 --> 01:25:50,646
Thank you.
2227
01:25:52,939 --> 01:25:53,857
Okay.
2228
01:25:56,401 --> 01:25:57,444
- Bye.
- Bye.
2229
01:25:58,445 --> 01:26:00,364
(gentle music)
2230
01:26:00,447 --> 01:26:01,448
(Susie laughing)
2231
01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:02,908
(Susie and Renee squealing)
2232
01:26:02,991 --> 01:26:04,868
- [Susie] Oh my gosh.
2233
01:26:04,951 --> 01:26:08,664
(Susie yells)
- I know, I know!
2234
01:26:08,747 --> 01:26:12,125
Boots the house down!
2235
01:26:24,846 --> 01:26:26,306
(phone buzzes and dings)
2236
01:26:36,149 --> 01:26:38,568
{\an8}Receipts 100% confirmed.
2237
01:26:39,653 --> 01:26:41,154
{\an8}Vicki bought almost all her followers.
2238
01:26:41,238 --> 01:26:44,032
{\an8}(dramatic music)
2239
01:26:58,004 --> 01:26:59,423
Ready for the interview.
2240
01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:00,799
Breaking news confirmed.
2241
01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:03,885
{\an8}(phone swooshes)
2242
01:27:03,969 --> 01:27:06,388
{\an8}(slow dramatic music)
2243
01:27:06,471 --> 01:27:09,266
(paper rustling)
2244
01:27:18,316 --> 01:27:22,654
For so long, all I ever
wanted was to be popular.
2245
01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:28,326
But now, I realize that what
I really wanted was to matter
2246
01:27:29,536 --> 01:27:32,038
and to make sure others
know that they matter too.
2247
01:27:42,716 --> 01:27:43,800
Are those the receipts?
2248
01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:44,801
Mm-hmm.
2249
01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:47,554
Printed, so vintage of you.
2250
01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:49,514
Susie, are you ready?
2251
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:52,601
When we count down, we go live, got it?
2252
01:28:00,358 --> 01:28:01,818
Quiet on set, please!
2253
01:28:01,902 --> 01:28:03,570
Quiet on set, please!
2254
01:28:04,571 --> 01:28:08,366
News is starting in three, two, one.
2255
01:28:08,450 --> 01:28:10,035
Hi, I'm Darby Duncan,
2256
01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:12,120
head of All Things News at Clovis High.
2257
01:28:12,204 --> 01:28:14,873
And welcome to this breaking new segment.
2258
01:28:14,956 --> 01:28:19,294
I am here with Clovis
High's newest it girl, Susie Q.
2259
01:28:20,170 --> 01:28:22,756
Tell us, how did this come to be?
2260
01:28:24,382 --> 01:28:25,926
It's actually Susie Quinn.
2261
01:28:27,594 --> 01:28:28,929
And to be honest,
2262
01:28:30,096 --> 01:28:31,515
I was so focused on getting the adoration
2263
01:28:31,598 --> 01:28:34,184
of people I didn't know that I forgot
2264
01:28:34,267 --> 01:28:36,436
to care about the people
right in front of me.
2265
01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:38,939
The people who accept me for who I am,
2266
01:28:39,022 --> 01:28:40,899
people who I care about most.
2267
01:28:40,982 --> 01:28:43,610
You know, acceptance comes
from being true to ourselves.
2268
01:28:43,693 --> 01:28:45,570
Maybe some people don't
understand who you are right now.
2269
01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:49,324
But give them time, they may come around.
2270
01:28:49,407 --> 01:28:51,243
As we get older, we figure ourselves out
2271
01:28:51,326 --> 01:28:53,787
and what we think is important changes.
2272
01:28:53,870 --> 01:28:56,039
Maybe that's catching
the winning touchdown,
2273
01:28:56,122 --> 01:28:57,874
to catching up with an old friend,
2274
01:28:57,958 --> 01:28:59,668
- [Teacher] Auditioning
next, Ginger Martin.
2275
01:28:59,751 --> 01:29:01,836
- [Susie] Sometimes, a
funny accent is someone trying
2276
01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:03,588
to break out and express themselves.
2277
01:29:03,672 --> 01:29:06,049
Oh, I love you, Ginger!
2278
01:29:06,132 --> 01:29:07,259
Save the Wolves Club,
2279
01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:09,302
this is all very important to me, so-
2280
01:29:10,136 --> 01:29:11,263
(Dee Dee laughs)
2281
01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:12,889
And when we're free to be who we want,
2282
01:29:12,973 --> 01:29:15,350
we attract other people just like us.
2283
01:29:16,434 --> 01:29:17,727
Bobbie was right.
2284
01:29:17,811 --> 01:29:20,063
He told me to treat high
school like the U.S. government
2285
01:29:20,146 --> 01:29:21,606
and ignore the popular vote.
2286
01:29:21,690 --> 01:29:23,817
But you're good at being popular.
2287
01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:24,985
It's what we do.
2288
01:29:25,068 --> 01:29:25,986
You're a Reinhard.
2289
01:29:26,069 --> 01:29:27,862
- Mom, it's fine.
(Terri groans)
2290
01:29:27,946 --> 01:29:28,905
I'm gonna be okay.
2291
01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:32,617
He taught me that everyone deserves love,
2292
01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:35,453
even if they don't think that they do.
2293
01:29:37,122 --> 01:29:38,331
Hey, look around.
2294
01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:40,667
You might already have all the likes
2295
01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:42,794
and followers that you need.
2296
01:29:42,878 --> 01:29:44,421
I know I did.
2297
01:29:44,504 --> 01:29:47,090
Inspiring others to be who they are,
2298
01:29:47,173 --> 01:29:49,759
forgiving your friends
when they make a mistake,
2299
01:29:49,843 --> 01:29:52,679
and sometimes standing up for yourself,
2300
01:29:52,762 --> 01:29:54,681
I think that's what's most important.
2301
01:29:57,684 --> 01:30:00,478
Renee, anything to share?
2302
01:30:07,527 --> 01:30:08,987
I think Susie's got this.
2303
01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:12,741
My friends and I have learned
2304
01:30:12,824 --> 01:30:16,453
that the rarer action is in
virtue than in vengeance.
2305
01:30:16,536 --> 01:30:17,954
Yeah.
2306
01:30:18,038 --> 01:30:19,539
They go low, we go high.
2307
01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:23,835
Well, there you have it.
2308
01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:25,920
Not quite what I was looking for.
2309
01:30:26,004 --> 01:30:27,714
- [Susie] Thanks for having us, Darby.
2310
01:30:30,925 --> 01:30:33,219
Tune in next week for
more Clovis High gossip.
2311
01:30:33,303 --> 01:30:35,221
(coughs) I mean news.
2312
01:30:38,016 --> 01:30:39,476
Newest it girl.
2313
01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:41,895
I mean, am I dating the most
popular girl at Clovis High?
2314
01:30:42,938 --> 01:30:44,898
I hope not.
2315
01:30:44,981 --> 01:30:46,983
Me too.
2316
01:30:47,067 --> 01:30:50,195
(slow dramatic music)
2317
01:30:51,363 --> 01:30:53,823
(Renee sighs)
2318
01:30:58,954 --> 01:30:59,621
Ah, you guys see that?
2319
01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:01,247
That's my girl.
2320
01:31:01,331 --> 01:31:02,624
Did you guys see that?
2321
01:31:02,707 --> 01:31:03,583
Hey.
2322
01:31:04,626 --> 01:31:06,169
Stop.
2323
01:31:06,252 --> 01:31:07,629
I'm really proud of you.
2324
01:31:08,672 --> 01:31:09,714
- That was awesome.
- Stop it.
2325
01:31:09,798 --> 01:31:10,632
- You're embarrassing me.
- Oh, sorry.
2326
01:31:10,715 --> 01:31:11,341
- Stop.
- Oh, we're live.
2327
01:31:11,424 --> 01:31:12,676
- [Susie] Stop.
2328
01:31:14,469 --> 01:31:15,220
Cut.
2329
01:31:15,303 --> 01:31:18,556
(slow dramatic music)
2330
01:31:55,510 --> 01:31:58,722
♪ Just a teenage wannabe ♪
2331
01:31:58,805 --> 01:32:03,226
♪ Can't wait to grow up ♪
2332
01:32:03,309 --> 01:32:06,146
♪ Little blue jean baby ♪
2333
01:32:06,229 --> 01:32:11,317
♪ On the sidewalk, dumbstruck ♪
2334
01:32:13,111 --> 01:32:17,032
♪ I made a stupid wish ♪
2335
01:32:17,115 --> 01:32:20,994
♪ I ran myself off track ♪
2336
01:32:21,077 --> 01:32:26,166
♪ You brought me back to life ♪
2337
01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:30,045
♪ Rather be with you ♪
2338
01:32:30,128 --> 01:32:34,007
(hands clap)
- ♪ My house after school ♪
2339
01:32:34,090 --> 01:32:38,053
(hands clap)
- ♪ Don't care what we do ♪
2340
01:32:38,136 --> 01:32:43,183
(hands clap)
- ♪ I don't have to be cool ♪
2341
01:32:44,017 --> 01:32:46,728
♪ Call yourself a nobody ♪
2342
01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:50,774
♪ Listen and do in your eyes ♪
2343
01:32:50,857 --> 01:32:54,694
♪ Everyone knows when you're 17 ♪
2344
01:32:54,778 --> 01:32:59,699
♪ All you do is try ♪
2345
01:33:01,117 --> 01:33:04,996
♪ I made a stupid wish ♪
2346
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:09,000
♪ I ran myself off track ♪
2347
01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:14,172
♪ You brought me back to life ♪
2348
01:33:14,881 --> 01:33:17,967
♪ Rather be with you ♪
2349
01:33:18,051 --> 01:33:22,013
(hands clap)
- ♪ My house after school ♪
2350
01:33:22,514 --> 01:33:26,017
(hands clap)
- ♪ Don't care what we do ♪
2351
01:33:26,643 --> 01:33:30,230
(hands clap)
- ♪ I don't have to be cool ♪
2352
01:33:34,651 --> 01:33:38,196
♪ I don't have to be cool ♪
2353
01:33:39,697 --> 01:33:42,492
♪ Watching my eyes spin ♪
2354
01:33:44,369 --> 01:33:47,789
♪ A mystery light staying on ♪
2355
01:33:47,872 --> 01:33:50,667
♪ Memories fading ♪
2356
01:33:52,252 --> 01:33:55,213
♪ Doesn't matter where we go ♪
2357
01:33:55,338 --> 01:34:00,343
♪ I'm gonna abandon where we ♪
2358
01:34:02,762 --> 01:34:06,558
♪ Rather be with you ♪
2359
01:34:06,766 --> 01:34:09,936
♪ My house after school ♪
2360
01:34:10,019 --> 01:34:14,065
(hands clap)
- ♪ Don't care what we do ♪
2361
01:34:14,691 --> 01:34:18,027
(hands clap)
- ♪ I don't have to be cool ♪
2362
01:34:18,111 --> 01:34:22,031
(hands clap)
- ♪ Anywhere with you ♪
2363
01:34:22,115 --> 01:34:26,035
(hands clap)
- ♪ I know you do too ♪
2364
01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:30,039
(hands clap)
- ♪ Don't care what we do ♪
2365
01:34:30,123 --> 01:34:34,043
(hands clap)
- ♪ I don't have to be cool ♪
2366
01:34:34,878 --> 01:34:38,631
♪ I don't have to be cool ♪
2367
01:34:47,682 --> 01:34:50,351
(gentle music)
2368
01:34:53,062 --> 01:34:55,690
(upbeat music)
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