Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:10,220
♪ There is more to life
Than what you're living ♪
2
00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:12,555
♪ So take a chance
And face the wind ♪
3
00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:15,892
♪ An open road And
a road that's hidden ♪
4
00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:18,862
♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
5
00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:21,731
♪ There were times ♪
6
00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:24,301
♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
7
00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,803
♪ Found the trail ♪
8
00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:30,340
♪ And at the end was you ♪
9
00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,842
♪ There's a path we take
And a path not taken ♪
10
00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,545
♪ The choice is up
to you My friend ♪
11
00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:38,548
♪ Nights are long But
you might awaken ♪
12
00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:41,351
♪ To a brand-new
life A brand-new life ♪
13
00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:46,878
♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪♪
14
00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,636
Hammer.
15
00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:00,926
Hammer.
16
00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:08,445
Wrench.
17
00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:09,568
Wrench...
18
00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:19,056
Beer.
19
00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,490
Beer.
20
00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:25,828
Ah... Here's to good pipes.
21
00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:28,965
So, what do you
think of this outfit?
22
00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:31,968
Well, that looks nice, Mother,
but the other one was nice too.
23
00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:34,104
Angela, I am not
looking for "nice".
24
00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:37,574
I'm looking for "va-va-va-voom!"
25
00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,544
You found it, baby.
26
00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,179
Thank you kindly.
27
00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:44,448
You know, Mother, my blue
scarf would look terrific with that.
28
00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:45,648
Oh, thanks, Angela.
29
00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:48,085
Isn't it fun being roomies?
30
00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:50,253
Well, Mother, you're
welcome to stay with me
31
00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,789
any time you burn
your apartment down.
32
00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:55,758
Oh, Angela, I didn't
exactly burn it down.
33
00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,328
It's just a little smoke damage.
34
00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,829
And a few charred drapes.
35
00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,198
Yeah, and some old chairs.
36
00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:03,700
The living room.
37
00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:06,303
I think I will try
the blue scarf.
38
00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,437
Okay, Angela.
39
00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,638
Would you like to go outside,
40
00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:09,806
turn on the water?
41
00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:11,108
We'll check this baby out.
42
00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:13,943
Tony, maybe we should
have called the plumber.
43
00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:17,414
It's fine, Angela.
44
00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:18,915
Could you please
turn on the water?
45
00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,805
I'll give you a plumber...
46
00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,388
All right, ready?
47
00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:26,689
Okay!
48
00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,891
Let her rip.
49
00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,327
Dry as a bone.
50
00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:33,218
Boy, it's great down here.
51
00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:39,669
Micelli, you're the greatest.
52
00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,638
Oh, wait! Hold it!
53
00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,373
Shut it off! Shut it off!
54
00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:44,874
Is something wrong?
55
00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:45,975
Uh, just a little dribble.
56
00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,043
But you know me,
57
00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,645
I want to make it
perfect, you know?
58
00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,581
I'm going to go down
to the hardware store
59
00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:52,982
and get a washer. Come with me.
60
00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,818
Take a walk.
61
00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,021
Angela, you're right.
62
00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:00,290
The blue scarf is just perfect.
63
00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,724
Mother, that's an
entirely different outfit.
64
00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,393
You don't like it? Oh, dear.
65
00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,794
It's not that I don't like it...
66
00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,764
Oh, dear! There's
my study group.
67
00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:10,099
Please, would you get the door?
68
00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:12,257
I think these shoes
are just entirely wrong.
69
00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:16,339
You think my mother's
acting strange?
70
00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,603
With Mona, it's hard to tell.
71
00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,244
Hey.
72
00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:22,779
Hi. We're Mona's study group.
73
00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:23,780
Hey, well, I'm Tony Micelli.
74
00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:24,847
Come on in.
75
00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,016
I'm Ralph. This is Laura, Jason.
76
00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,017
Hi. Hello.
77
00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,018
How do you do?
78
00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,320
I'm Angela, Mona's daughter.
79
00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,621
You must be the teacher, huh?
80
00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:32,922
No, I'm a student.
81
00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,158
Oh, yeah? Just like Mona, huh?
82
00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:37,527
Oh, come now.
Nobody's just like Mona.
83
00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,162
Oh, ho...
84
00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:42,098
Yes, she is a very
special woman,
85
00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:43,233
isn't she?
86
00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:45,569
Now, look, you kids
get all your work done,
87
00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,003
or no TV tonight.
88
00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,628
Tony... I'm going.
I'll see you later
89
00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:07,224
Mother, don't you look nice?
90
00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:10,594
Oh, this old thing?
91
00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,862
Aw, just a little
something I threw on.
92
00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:16,600
Well, it landed just right.
93
00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:19,769
Oh, you old flatterer.
94
00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,204
Now for the important things.
95
00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:23,440
I'll get the munchies.
Come on in.
96
00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:25,864
Make yourself at home.
97
00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,179
Mother,
98
00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,671
that's a very nice-looking
man over there.
99
00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:37,942
You should see him breakdance.
100
00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:54,304
I thought maybe
I could help you.
101
00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:58,597
Oh, all right. There you are.
102
00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:14,346
Well, that certainly does help.
103
00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:20,563
Uh, supposing someone
should come in, though?
104
00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,432
Oh, so what?
105
00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,967
I'm just not ready
to go public yet.
106
00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,603
You know, there's nothing wrong
107
00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:27,804
with what we're doing.
108
00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:31,308
Oh? Then does that mean
you've told your mother?
109
00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:33,310
Well, no.
110
00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,078
Did you tell your daughter?
111
00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:37,614
Oh, no way.
112
00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:44,721
You've got to understand Angela.
She's kind of a young fogey.
113
00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:47,056
I wouldn't even
know where to begin.
114
00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,292
I know just what I'd say...
115
00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:53,396
I'd say, "Mom, I've
met a wonderful woman.
116
00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:56,800
"She's got more
curiosity and enthusiasm
117
00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,067
"than anyone I ever met
118
00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:02,828
and she's not a bad
little dancer, either."
119
00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:13,149
Whoa! Whoa... I'm sorry.
120
00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:17,587
Uh, now, Tony, this is
not what you're thinking.
121
00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:21,558
I ain't thinking.
122
00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:24,527
I'm sure that you've seen
two people kissing before.
123
00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,363
Not these two.
124
00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,297
Um, I, uh...
125
00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,899
I came in here
for the old washer.
126
00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,300
See, I went to the
hardware store.
127
00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:32,702
I'm fixing the sink,
and the water,
128
00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:33,903
it went all over the place.
129
00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,137
I'll take the iced tea out.
130
00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:36,806
But I can fix it, see?
131
00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:37,974
I found the washer.
132
00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:39,175
I'm gonna go fix it now.
133
00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,243
Now, Tony...
134
00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,579
Tony, I need to talk to someone.
135
00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,002
I could send someone in.
136
00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,316
How about Angela?
She's a great listener.
137
00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:48,918
I've heard her
listen. I'm telling you.
138
00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:53,590
Tony, she's the last person
I want to talk to about this.
139
00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,492
Please.
140
00:06:55,516 --> 00:07:00,018
Oh, Mona... Please?
141
00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,188
Lay it on me, Mone.
142
00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:11,508
Well, you see, I didn't go
looking for someone younger.
143
00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,810
It's just that I'm
going to college now,
144
00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,379
and I found this college person.
145
00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:18,515
That makes sense.
146
00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:21,250
I guess I missed out on a lot
147
00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,319
the first time around.
148
00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:25,655
See, I quit college
to get married
149
00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,223
and to raise a family,
150
00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,492
and so when all my girlfriends
151
00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:32,495
were being serenaded
by fraternities,
152
00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:36,599
Angela was spitting up on me.
153
00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,868
That's our girl.
154
00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,237
Jason and I met in class,
155
00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,872
and one day we
went out for coffee
156
00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,474
and we started
telling each other
157
00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:45,642
our life stories.
158
00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,633
Of course, his
didn't take very long.
159
00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:51,848
I don't know.
160
00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,616
We just clicked, right
from the beginning.
161
00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,820
He understands me,
and we have fun together.
162
00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:57,821
Yeah, I saw.
163
00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,989
Well, you know,
when I came in, I saw...
164
00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,123
Now, just a minute.
165
00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,892
What do you think
we've been doing?
166
00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,195
I don't know. I, uh... No...
167
00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,097
No, you're wrong.
168
00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,231
We haven't.
169
00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:11,133
I don't even think I could.
170
00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,135
I mean, what would people think?
171
00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,671
What people?
172
00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,105
Do you mean Angela?
173
00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:19,464
She's the only people
that really count.
174
00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:24,246
Mona, all I know is
one thing, you know?
175
00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:26,282
You only go around once in life.
176
00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,150
If you get the
chance to go twice,
177
00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,519
I think you gotta take it.
178
00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,788
You're right.
179
00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:34,190
I am?
180
00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,693
Yes, and you're terrific.
181
00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:40,184
Too bad you're not
10 years younger.
182
00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,145
Mom?
183
00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,147
Aah!
184
00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,983
Who are we spying on?
185
00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:03,086
Jonathan, we're not
spying on anyone, honey.
186
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,254
We're just trying
to get a better look
187
00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:06,990
at Grandma's new boyfriend.
188
00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,591
You mean without them seeing us?
189
00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:09,592
Uh-huh.
190
00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,861
That's spying.
191
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,429
It's time for bed, Jonathan.
192
00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:14,731
Who is he, anyway?
193
00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,875
He's the nice-looking
man with the gray hair.
194
00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:18,801
Oh, hi. Hi.
195
00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:19,802
The sink's all fixed.
196
00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:21,104
Oh, great. What's going on?
197
00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,506
We're spying on
Grandma's new boyfriend.
198
00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,341
Go to bed, Jonathan.
199
00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:26,698
Me and my big mouth.
200
00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:34,483
Who told you about
Mona's new beau?
201
00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:35,818
Nobody had to tell me.
202
00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:38,087
I knew it the minute
I saw them together.
203
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,878
That's what happened to me...
204
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:45,595
I mean, when I saw them
smooching in the kitchen.
205
00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:46,763
Smooching?
206
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,386
That's wonderful!
207
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,704
Wait a minute. You don't mind?
208
00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,305
I mean, I really thought
the age difference
209
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,406
was gonna bother you.
210
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,742
Oh, come on, Tony, loosen up.
211
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,734
What's a few years?
These are the '80s.
212
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:11,287
Well, gee, that's terrific.
213
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,289
Why don't you go downstairs
and buzz in her ear?
214
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,490
Tell her you're in her corner.
215
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,593
That's a wonderful
idea. I'll do it.
216
00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,750
Oh, boy, I love a happy ending.
217
00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:23,032
Mother?
218
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,133
Yes?
219
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:28,204
I was just talking to
Tony... About what?
220
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,329
About you and your new beau.
221
00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:35,678
Benedict Arnold!
222
00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:37,279
Wait a minute. I
didn't rat you out.
223
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,581
She figured this one herself.
224
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,117
Mother... I'm thrilled.
225
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,186
Angela, I'm stunned.
226
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:47,189
I think it's just what you need.
227
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,524
My God!
228
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:52,228
The hospital didn't
switch babies on me!
229
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:55,999
Mother, you can
stop sneaking around.
230
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,266
I'm with you on this.
231
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,068
And I think we need
to get this relationship
232
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,537
out into the open,
into the sunlight,
233
00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,640
where it can grow and flourish.
234
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:04,874
Oh, you're right!
235
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:09,145
And there's no time
like the present, huh?
236
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,713
Listen, everybody.
237
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:12,048
Guess what?
238
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,150
I have been keeping a secret
239
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,841
which has made
me a little crazy... er.
240
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,824
So in the interest
of mental health,
241
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:27,329
I want you all to know
I have a boyfriend.
242
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:31,801
Isn't that cute? A boyfriend!
243
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:36,227
And he's right here.
244
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,573
Cute couple, huh?
245
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:55,780
It's them.
246
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,996
Did Grandma and her
boyfriend get home yet?
247
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,097
Go to bed!
248
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,231
Yeah, go to bed.
249
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,200
You're too young for this stuff.
250
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,503
Well, I want to kiss
Grandma good night.
251
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,227
Take a number.
252
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,753
Well, here they all are,
253
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:27,256
the Moral Majority.
254
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,725
Mother, isn't it a little late?
255
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,029
Where have you been?
256
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,729
Well, gee, I'm
sorry, Mrs. Bower.
257
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:36,621
I, uh, I ran out of gas.
258
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,606
Oh, come on, you can
think of one better than that.
259
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:47,210
How about a flat tire?
260
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,112
If you were going to
be late, young man,
261
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,748
the least you could
have done was call.
262
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:55,017
Well, I didn't know
I had a curfew.
263
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,954
Well, it is a school night.
264
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,779
What are you going to
do, Angela, ground her?
265
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:07,529
I should be very annoyed
with all of you for waiting up,
266
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,031
but I'm not,
267
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,734
because I want to share
something with you.
268
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,871
I've been pinned!
269
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,038
What?
270
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,474
Where's the pin?
271
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:21,277
My pin!
272
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,544
It was on my sweater.
273
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:25,281
Oh... Oh, my gosh.
274
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,172
I found it!
275
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,510
I'll get it.
276
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,812
No, no, I'll get it.
277
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:56,879
I'm the housekeeper here.
278
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,080
Well, then, take
the afternoon off.
279
00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,016
I'll get the door.
I'll get the door.
280
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,239
I said I'll get it.
281
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,855
I'm Jason's mother.
282
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,723
You must be the Bowers.
283
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,526
No. No, we're... we're not.
284
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,729
I am. He's not.
I'm Angela Bower.
285
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,198
I'm Tony Micelli.
286
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,332
I'm the housekeeper here.
287
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,702
I'm sure you are.
288
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,770
Come in.
289
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,739
Oh, my husband will be right in.
290
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,308
He's parking the car.
291
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:29,445
Oh, well, um, Mrs. Franklin...
292
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,880
Hilary, please.
293
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,349
Hilary, I'm not sure
I did the right thing
294
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,483
by calling you.
295
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,652
The whole thing's in doubt.
296
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,755
Tony, would you mind
getting us some coffee?
297
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,739
It's my afternoon off, Angela.
298
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,166
But what the heck?
299
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,767
Oh, Hilary...
300
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,103
I just wondered what
chance two people have
301
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:57,173
when their ages
are so far apart?
302
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,266
Teddy.
303
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:10,853
Boy... That walk
really slants up.
304
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:14,190
Dear... This is Mona's daughter,
305
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:17,026
Angela Bower.
306
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,161
Nice to meet you, young lady.
307
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,097
Nice to meet you.
308
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,281
Come... come in, please.
309
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:32,241
Tony, this is Ted,
Hilary's husband,
310
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:36,245
and if you make any
remarks, I'll kill you.
311
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:40,016
Ah, Ted and Hilary.
312
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,819
And this is Tony Micelli,
Angela's housekeeper.
313
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,021
Housekeeper?
314
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,345
Next thing you know,
men'll be having babies.
315
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:53,095
And I'll name the first
one after you, Teddy.
316
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,197
Angela was just saying
317
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,166
she's very worried
about the difference
318
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,235
in Jason and Mona's ages.
319
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:03,339
Oh, it's not so much their
ages as their other differences.
320
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,673
Whatever they are.
321
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,275
Well, I think the whole thing
322
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,979
is a lot of horse pucky.
323
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,681
I'm sure your
mother's an okay lady,
324
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,473
but she's just too
old for our boy.
325
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,423
Somehow our son thinks
326
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,091
that we should be understanding
327
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,827
just because of the
difference in our ages.
328
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,863
Oh, is there a difference?
329
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,898
Oh, it's not the
same thing at all.
330
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,700
He's got an older lady,
331
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,403
and I've got me a young chick.
332
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,871
Oh, Teddy.
333
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:40,476
Excuse me. Excuse
me? Excuse me...
334
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,211
Um, you seem to be saying
335
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,013
that it's okay for a man,
336
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,547
but not for a woman.
337
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,316
That's exactly what I'm saying.
338
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,452
It's the way of the world.
339
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,054
Yeah, but, uh, Ted... Ted?
340
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:58,027
Teddy. Uh... The
world is changing.
341
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,411
Well, you're certainly
doing your share.
342
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,599
Why don't we get
down to brass tacks?
343
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:07,136
Now, we have got an
unacceptable situation here.
344
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:11,307
Hey, wait a minute. My
mother is not unacceptable.
345
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,742
My mother is a terrific lady!
346
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,944
And if the kids are having
fun, what's it to you?
347
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,335
Live and let live!
348
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,719
Well, Mother,
349
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,022
I don't think that we should
overstay our welcome.
350
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,425
Oh, I think we already have.
351
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:32,294
Oh, no, it's been
wonderful. Really.
352
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,630
Feel free to drop in anytime.
353
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,421
Call first.
354
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:41,470
Mother, what are you doing here?
355
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,372
Well, I've been
hiding out on the patio
356
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,640
until the Franklins left
357
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,909
so I could come in
and ask you, Angela...
358
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,311
What the hell were
they doing here?
359
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,347
Well... I just wanted to...
360
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,548
Mona, you should have seen her.
361
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,550
She told the old
geezer "dummy up.
362
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,951
"If a man can date
someone younger,
363
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,554
so can a woman." She was great!
364
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,356
But she's not a woman.
She's my mother!
365
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,658
I still think what you're
doing is irresponsible.
366
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,660
Listen, Angela, when
you were growing up,
367
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,029
I didn't always agree
with your decisions,
368
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:10,099
but I did always
try to support you.
369
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,368
Mother, I just
can't say it's okay
370
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,103
if I don't think that it is.
371
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,404
Well, I like him,
372
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:19,063
and I'm dating him, no
matter what you think.
373
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,449
You've got nobody
to blame but yourself
374
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,407
if your mother runs
away from home.
375
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,534
I was, uh, upstairs
taking a few wrinkles
376
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,857
out of your mother's prom dress.
377
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,209
She sure looks beautiful.
378
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,166
That's very nice.
379
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,814
Aren't you even gonna
go upstairs and see her
380
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:02,718
before Jason picks her up?
381
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,821
Tony, Mother and I have gone
'round and 'round about this.
382
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,123
We'll just get
into another fight.
383
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,458
Angela, it's her prom night.
384
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,059
It's one of the those
things she missed
385
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,363
while you were
throwing up all over her.
386
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,031
I can't help it.
387
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,100
She's about to make
a fool out of herself.
388
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,101
How do you think
389
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,603
those college kids
are gonna react
390
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:21,903
when she goes out with Jason?
391
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,106
Kids that age can be very cruel.
392
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,175
Yeah? Well, maybe
kids at any age.
393
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,477
Tony, I just don't
want her to be hurt.
394
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,112
Oh, come on, Angela!
You're hurting her.
395
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:32,014
It's your mother.
396
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,249
You know how much
397
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,650
she wants you to go up there?
398
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,286
I'm the last person
she wants to see.
399
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,954
Why don't you give
me a break, huh?
400
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,956
What you think
means a lot to her.
401
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,381
You're the most
important thing in her life.
402
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,795
My mother said that?
403
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,420
Well, I cleaned
it up a little bit.
404
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,218
Mother, you look beautiful.
405
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,042
Oh, you're just saying that.
406
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,179
But you could say it some more.
407
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:19,127
All right.
408
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:25,889
Mother... you look... beautiful.
409
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:34,443
Oh, who am I trying to kid?
410
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,579
I'm acting like an old fool.
411
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,480
Don't ever say that.
412
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:41,183
I don't have to say it, Angela.
413
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,051
You said it for me.
414
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,420
Oh, for crying out loud, Mother.
415
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,054
You've never
listened to me before.
416
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,157
Why are you going to start now?
417
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:52,494
Well, you've always
been a pretty smart cookie.
418
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,864
That's because I take after you.
419
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,336
Well, Miss Scarlett,
there's your date.
420
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:04,373
I... I can't go
through with this.
421
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,442
You tell him... something.
422
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,076
What should I say?
423
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,712
I don't know.
424
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,736
I'll think about that tomorrow.
425
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,152
Hey, hey... Hi, Tony.
426
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,521
Boy, you're looking
sharp, champ. Wow.
427
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,657
Gee, it reminds me
of my senior prom.
428
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,459
Of course, I was only
there half the time.
429
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:27,663
Me and Bobby Guvernale
were sharing a tux.
430
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,432
Tony, I remembered
that suggestion you made.
431
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,334
I took care of it.
It's a great idea.
432
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:33,969
It's gonna be great.
I'm gonna get her.
433
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,972
So, you think I should go?
434
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,074
It's up to you.
435
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,477
You're a big girl now, Mother.
436
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,334
It's time for me to let go.
437
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:50,741
Just here for moral support.
438
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,423
Hey, hey, come on,
come on, come on!
439
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:57,459
They're playing your song.
440
00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:03,399
♪ ...of all the girls I know ♪
441
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:09,971
♪ Each sweet co-ed
Like a rainbow trail ♪
442
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:15,311
♪ Fades in the afterglow ♪
443
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:20,783
♪ The blue of her eyes
And the gold of her hair ♪
444
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:26,254
♪ Are a blend Of
the western sky ♪
445
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:34,262
♪ And the moonlight beams
On the girl of my dreams ♪
446
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:41,625
♪ She's the sweetheart
Of Sigma Chi ♪♪
447
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:45,896
Yeah!
448
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:01,824
Oh, boy! Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
449
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:04,693
That's great, huh? Oh!
450
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,628
How's it feel to have
451
00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:08,686
the most popular
mother on the block?
452
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:12,167
Actually, kind of good.
453
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:14,870
I was really touched
by that serenade.
454
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,573
Yeah, touched, huh?
You were salivating.
455
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:18,741
What?
456
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,743
I saw the way you
were looking at that guy.
457
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:21,977
What guy?
458
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,245
The one in the back.
459
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:24,980
You're crazy. I
never saw any guy.
460
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,249
Besides, I don't like redheads.
461
00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:28,539
Ah!
29727
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof