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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,532 --> 00:00:16,267 LOVELY DAY FOR A COMPUTER CRASH. 2 00:00:16,369 --> 00:00:19,103 ( laughing ) 3 00:00:25,381 --> 00:00:26,747 ( screaming ) 4 00:00:31,456 --> 00:00:33,456 ( laughing ) 5 00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:38,697 IF IT CAN BE CONTROLLED BY A COMPUTER, 6 00:00:38,799 --> 00:00:42,736 IT CAN BE CONTROLLED BY ME, QUEEN CLITORIS ! 7 00:00:42,838 --> 00:00:44,938 ( laughing ) 8 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:08,636 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪ 9 00:01:08,738 --> 00:01:12,842 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪ 10 00:01:17,550 --> 00:01:20,018 ( whistling ) 11 00:01:34,072 --> 00:01:36,873 OOH, BABY, LOOK AT HER ! 12 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:58,870 ( cheering ) 13 00:02:19,532 --> 00:02:22,667 ( screaming ) 14 00:02:24,272 --> 00:02:26,005 WHOA ! 15 00:02:35,252 --> 00:02:37,520 ( cheering ) 16 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,899 ( cheers and applause ) 17 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:48,569 THAT WAS GREAT, EROTICA ! 18 00:02:48,671 --> 00:02:50,270 ONE TIME, BACK IN MY HOMETOWN 19 00:02:50,372 --> 00:02:51,506 OF CAMELTOE, MISSOURI, 20 00:02:51,608 --> 00:02:52,941 I WAS TRYING TO DANCE 21 00:02:53,043 --> 00:02:54,510 INSIDE A GIANT GLASS OF SCOTCH, 22 00:02:54,612 --> 00:02:57,681 BUT IT WAS ON THE ROCKS, AND I SLIPPED AND HIT MY HEAD ! 23 00:02:57,783 --> 00:02:59,549 LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 24 00:02:59,651 --> 00:03:02,020 I JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU, WE'RE CLOSING TOMORROW, 25 00:03:02,122 --> 00:03:03,488 FOR A PRIVATE PARTY. 26 00:03:03,590 --> 00:03:04,856 IT'S A KIDS' PARTY, 27 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:06,959 SO YOU GUYS MIGHT WANNA WORK OUT SOME DANCE ROUTINES 28 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:11,031 THAT ARE A LITTLE MORE FAMILY FRIENDLY. 29 00:03:11,134 --> 00:03:13,201 HEY, IT'S NOT A KIDS' PARTY ! 30 00:03:13,304 --> 00:03:14,669 IT'S A PARTY FOR KID ROCK ! 31 00:03:14,771 --> 00:03:16,005 KID ROCK ? 32 00:03:16,107 --> 00:03:17,706 TUMBLIN' TUMBLEWEEDS ! 33 00:03:17,808 --> 00:03:19,276 I LOVE KID ROCK ! 34 00:03:19,378 --> 00:03:20,744 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA MEET HIM ! 35 00:03:20,846 --> 00:03:22,213 DO YOU THINK HE'LL BE WITH PAM ANDERSON ? 36 00:03:22,315 --> 00:03:23,414 I REALLY WANNA MEET HER. 37 00:03:23,516 --> 00:03:25,451 YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY I LOOK LIKE HER ! 38 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:26,818 ( beeping ) 39 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,589 OH, NO, MY BELLY RING'S VIBRATING ! 40 00:03:28,691 --> 00:03:31,058 I MEAN, I HAVE TO GO. 41 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,995 MY AUNT IS SICK IN THE HOSPITAL. 42 00:03:34,098 --> 00:03:37,968 CHIEF STROGANOFF, WHAT IS IT ? 43 00:03:38,069 --> 00:03:39,636 We've got a problem. 44 00:03:46,146 --> 00:03:50,184 TIME TO UTILIZE MY COMPUTER TRAIN-ING. 45 00:03:50,286 --> 00:03:52,185 ( laughter ) 46 00:04:08,910 --> 00:04:10,877 ( screaming ) 47 00:04:40,385 --> 00:04:41,718 THIS JOB SUCKS. 48 00:04:41,821 --> 00:04:46,758 NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS HERE... TRAIN !! 49 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:48,927 ( screaming ) 50 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,670 Hello, this is your friendly neighborhood cyber-villain, 51 00:04:55,772 --> 00:04:57,939 Queen Clitoris ! 52 00:04:58,041 --> 00:04:59,809 I hope you're enjoying all this chaos, 53 00:04:59,911 --> 00:05:01,511 because I'm just getting started. 54 00:05:01,613 --> 00:05:03,214 That is, unless you meet my demands. 55 00:05:03,316 --> 00:05:06,618 I want $1 million in unmarked bills, 56 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,522 and I want another million in marked bills. 57 00:05:09,624 --> 00:05:11,791 Also, I would like some yogurt, bug repellent, 58 00:05:11,893 --> 00:05:15,764 a VCR, oh, the new Mariah Carey CD, 59 00:05:15,866 --> 00:05:18,701 some candles and a gift basket from Bed and Bobble works, 60 00:05:18,803 --> 00:05:20,103 and, oh, yes, 61 00:05:20,205 --> 00:05:21,672 I would like all these to be delivered to me 62 00:05:21,774 --> 00:05:25,710 by the world's most passionate Latin lover, Armando ! 63 00:05:25,812 --> 00:05:27,846 SHE'S INSANE ! 64 00:05:27,948 --> 00:05:31,084 BUT SHE'S GOT GREAT TASTE IN MEN. 65 00:05:31,186 --> 00:05:32,485 I'm Margo Van Winkle. 66 00:05:32,588 --> 00:05:34,088 Coming up at the top of the hour, 67 00:05:34,190 --> 00:05:35,723 a dog that thinks it's a cat. 68 00:05:35,825 --> 00:05:37,024 ( chuckling ) 69 00:05:37,127 --> 00:05:38,827 But, first, the entire world is being held hostage 70 00:05:38,929 --> 00:05:40,930 by cyber-villain Queen Clitoris. 71 00:05:41,032 --> 00:05:42,265 She's demanded 72 00:05:42,367 --> 00:05:43,700 that the world's greatest lover, Armando, 73 00:05:43,803 --> 00:05:45,269 deliver $2 million, 74 00:05:45,371 --> 00:05:46,804 and some random assorted crap. 75 00:05:46,907 --> 00:05:48,406 Until then, all the world's computers 76 00:05:48,508 --> 00:05:49,942 have been rendered useless. 77 00:05:50,044 --> 00:05:51,911 Skip Withers has more on the story, Skip ? 78 00:05:52,013 --> 00:05:54,080 So, I don't know whether they're genital warts or-- 79 00:05:54,182 --> 00:05:55,315 Skip ! 80 00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:56,684 WE'RE ON, THANK YOU, MARGO. 81 00:05:56,786 --> 00:05:57,818 ARMANDO'S ABOUT TO BOARD THE PLANE, 82 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,155 LET'S HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY. 83 00:05:59,257 --> 00:06:01,389 ARMANDO MUST GO TO QUEEN CLITORIS. 84 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:04,327 IF NEED BE, I WILL MAKE MAD, PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER. 85 00:06:04,429 --> 00:06:06,831 I WILL RAVAGE HER BODY LIKE A WILD BOAR. 86 00:06:06,932 --> 00:06:10,702 FOR I AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER. 87 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:15,643 THAT IS MY GIFT, THAT IS MY CURSE. 88 00:06:15,745 --> 00:06:17,145 ( Skip Withers ) WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT. 89 00:06:17,247 --> 00:06:19,080 IT LOOKS LIKE THE WORLD WILL ONCE AGAIN BE SAFE, 90 00:06:19,182 --> 00:06:21,284 THANKS TO BRAVE LATIN HUNK, ARMANDO. 91 00:06:21,386 --> 00:06:22,818 We can't thank him enough, 92 00:06:22,921 --> 00:06:24,988 and I mean this in a purely heterosexual way, 93 00:06:25,091 --> 00:06:26,391 when I say that tonight, 94 00:06:26,493 --> 00:06:30,896 even I feel like making hot sweaty man-love to Armando. 95 00:06:40,744 --> 00:06:42,579 HAS KID ROCK GOTTEN HERE YET ? 96 00:06:42,681 --> 00:06:43,746 WHAT TIME IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ? 97 00:06:43,848 --> 00:06:45,015 IS THE PARTY STILL ON ? 98 00:06:45,118 --> 00:06:46,250 WHERE'S KID ROCK ? 99 00:06:46,352 --> 00:06:47,484 RELAX ! 100 00:06:47,586 --> 00:06:48,553 I'M SURE HE'LL BE HERE SOON ! 101 00:06:48,656 --> 00:06:50,021 OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM ! 102 00:06:50,123 --> 00:06:51,257 I HOPE PAM ANDERSON IS WITH HIM. 103 00:06:51,359 --> 00:06:52,825 I REALLY WANNA MEET PAM. 104 00:06:52,928 --> 00:06:54,961 ( beeping ) 105 00:06:55,063 --> 00:06:58,466 OH, MAN, OH, I GOTTA GO ! 106 00:06:58,569 --> 00:07:01,136 MY UNCLE IS IN THE HOSPITAL. 107 00:07:01,239 --> 00:07:03,607 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR AUNT'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 108 00:07:03,709 --> 00:07:07,245 SHE IS-- UH, VISITING MY UNCLE. 109 00:07:07,347 --> 00:07:11,450 NOW, OH, DON'T LET KID ROCK LEAVE BEFORE I GET BACK ! 110 00:07:11,552 --> 00:07:14,020 EXCUSE ME, THIS IS THE "TENDER LOINS", RIGHT ? 111 00:07:14,122 --> 00:07:16,857 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THROWING A PARTY HERE ? 112 00:07:16,959 --> 00:07:18,860 OH, HELLO, WELCOME ! 113 00:07:18,963 --> 00:07:20,928 YOU MUST BE THE PROUD PARENTS. 114 00:07:21,030 --> 00:07:22,465 LET ME JUST GO OVER A FEW RULES. 115 00:07:22,566 --> 00:07:23,966 THIS AREA HERE, OFF LIMITS. 116 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:26,136 NO RUNNING, NO GUM-- 117 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,773 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, RULES, GREAT, WHATEVER. 118 00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:31,277 LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED ! 119 00:07:31,379 --> 00:07:34,447 ( cheering ) 120 00:07:37,953 --> 00:07:40,522 ( screeching ) 121 00:07:45,263 --> 00:07:47,497 TAKE WHAT YOU WANT, JUST DON'T HURT ME ! 122 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:51,035 AND, FOR THE RECORD, YOUR TIPS ARE APPRECIATED, OHH. 123 00:07:59,349 --> 00:08:00,514 CHIEF STROGANOFF, 124 00:08:00,617 --> 00:08:02,852 AGENT 69, REPORTING FOR DUTY. 125 00:08:02,954 --> 00:08:06,990 STRIPPERELLA, WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO DRINK ? 126 00:08:07,092 --> 00:08:08,225 THIS STUFF IS GREAT. 127 00:08:08,327 --> 00:08:10,762 UH, SIR, THAT'S NOT REALLY A BEVERAGE, PER SE. 128 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,464 IT'S A LAXATIVE. 129 00:08:12,566 --> 00:08:17,638 RIGHT... THANK GOD I'M WEARING A DIAPER. 130 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:19,340 LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 131 00:08:19,442 --> 00:08:22,477 STRIPPERELLA, I WANT YOU TO GO AFTER QUEEN CLITORIS. 132 00:08:22,579 --> 00:08:25,047 SPECIAL AGENT 14 IS ON THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW, 133 00:08:25,149 --> 00:08:27,384 TRYING TO TRACK HER DOWN. 134 00:08:27,486 --> 00:08:29,253 HI, STRIPPERELLA ! 135 00:08:29,356 --> 00:08:32,223 I'M HAVING A HARD TIME FINDING CLITORIS. 136 00:08:32,325 --> 00:08:34,493 SHE'S VERY ELUSIVE. 137 00:08:34,595 --> 00:08:37,931 YOU KNOW, SOME MEN THINK THAT CLITORIS DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. 138 00:08:38,033 --> 00:08:40,334 WELL, WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT HER ? 139 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:42,971 WE KNOW THAT CLITORIS IS EXTREMELY SENSITIVE. 140 00:08:43,073 --> 00:08:44,639 THAT'S WHY IT'S CRUCIAL 141 00:08:44,742 --> 00:08:46,942 THAT CLITORIS IS NOT RUBBED THE WRONG WAY. 142 00:08:47,045 --> 00:08:48,846 AND WE KNOW THAT SHE'S UP TO NO GOOD. 143 00:08:48,948 --> 00:08:51,316 THAT'S WHY WE'VE PLANTED A WIRE ON ARMANDO. 144 00:08:51,418 --> 00:08:53,218 WE'VE REPLACED HIS LEFT TESTICLE 145 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,121 WITH A MICROPHONE. 146 00:08:55,223 --> 00:08:56,355 ISN'T THAT A LITTLE SEVERE ? 147 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:57,757 COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST REPLACED ONE OF HIS BUTTONS, 148 00:08:57,859 --> 00:08:59,626 OR A CUFF LINK, PERHAPS ? 149 00:08:59,728 --> 00:09:02,129 BUT WE REPLACED HIS TESTICLE. 150 00:09:02,232 --> 00:09:04,733 LET'S LISTEN IN. 151 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:08,438 ( Queen Clitoris ) I'm so glad we're together, my love. 152 00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:10,607 OH, YES, MY DEAR. 153 00:09:10,709 --> 00:09:13,545 YOU ARE SO... BEAUTIFUL ? 154 00:09:15,984 --> 00:09:17,750 MAKE LOVE TO ME ! 155 00:09:25,996 --> 00:09:28,766 MAKE LOVE TO ME ! 156 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:31,035 HELP ME ! 157 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,206 NOW THAT WE'RE TOGETHER, WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE ! 158 00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:36,775 WE COULD LIVE ON THIS ISLAND FOREVER ! 159 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,377 FOREVER ? 160 00:09:38,479 --> 00:09:41,248 SEE, NOW, ARMANDO HAS TOO MUCH LOVE FOR JUST ONE WOMAN. 161 00:09:41,351 --> 00:09:45,254 BUT NOT IF THERE WAS ONLY ONE WOMAN LEFT IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 162 00:09:45,356 --> 00:09:46,455 EXCUSE ME ? 163 00:09:46,558 --> 00:09:47,890 WELL, NOW THAT I HAVE YOU HERE, 164 00:09:47,992 --> 00:09:50,828 I'M PLANNING ON BLOWING UP THE REST OF THE WORLD ! 165 00:09:50,930 --> 00:09:53,364 ( laughing ) 166 00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:54,866 I'VE HACKED INTO ALL THE GOVERNMENT'S COMPUTERS, 167 00:09:54,968 --> 00:09:57,536 AND I CONTROL EVERY NUCLEAR WEAPON IN EXISTENCE ! 168 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,739 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PUSH THIS BUTTON, 169 00:09:59,841 --> 00:10:01,709 WHILE HOLDING DOWN ALT AND F3 AT THE SAME TIME, 170 00:10:01,811 --> 00:10:04,212 THEN, I JUST LEFT CLICK ON THE MOUSE... 171 00:10:04,314 --> 00:10:05,514 WAIT, DON'T CLICK IT ! 172 00:10:05,616 --> 00:10:07,483 I'M NOT GONNA CLICK IT YET. 173 00:10:07,585 --> 00:10:08,751 I'M WAITING UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT, 174 00:10:08,853 --> 00:10:10,520 AFTER THE SEASON FINALE OF SEX AND THE CITY. 175 00:10:10,622 --> 00:10:13,691 I HAVE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS, I JUST LOVE THAT SHOW ! 176 00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:14,960 DID YOU SEE THE EPISODE 177 00:10:15,062 --> 00:10:16,394 WHERE THE SLUTTY ONE SHOWED HER BOOBIES ? 178 00:10:16,497 --> 00:10:18,631 SHUT UP AND ROMANCE ME ! 179 00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:22,269 ( groaning ) 180 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,772 OH, NO ! 181 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,609 IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE FOUND THE TESTICULAR MICROPHONE ! 182 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,279 OH, I HOPE ARMANDO IS OKAY. 183 00:10:29,381 --> 00:10:31,214 I'M MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE FATE OF THE WORLD. 184 00:10:31,316 --> 00:10:32,816 WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ! 185 00:10:32,919 --> 00:10:35,588 I DID IT, I DID IT ! 186 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:36,788 YOU IDENTIFIED HER WHEREABOUTS ? 187 00:10:36,891 --> 00:10:38,524 YOU'VE PINPOINTED HER LOCATION ? 188 00:10:38,627 --> 00:10:41,695 THAT'S RIGHT, I FINGERED CLITORIS ! 189 00:10:41,797 --> 00:10:45,000 SHE LIVES ON A BUSHY ISLAND DOWN UNDER. 190 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,267 WE'LL MAKE ARRANGEMENTS 191 00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:48,437 FOR YOU TO LEAVE RIGHT AWAY, STRIPPERELLA. 192 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:51,842 ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HER ISLAND, 193 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:55,113 IT'S ALSO INHABITED WITH GIANT CRABS. 194 00:10:55,215 --> 00:10:57,717 OH, EW, GOD, I HATE CRABS ! 195 00:10:57,819 --> 00:10:59,752 AS LONG AS QUEEN CLITORIS IS FREE, 196 00:10:59,854 --> 00:11:01,655 WE'RE ALL IN GREAT DANGER. 197 00:11:01,757 --> 00:11:03,124 I'M IN GREAT DANGER. 198 00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:04,391 YOU'RE IN GREAT DANGER. 199 00:11:04,493 --> 00:11:06,929 PEOPLE NAMED STEVE ARE IN GREAT DANGER. 200 00:11:07,031 --> 00:11:08,063 YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE HANDICAPPED MAN 201 00:11:08,165 --> 00:11:09,131 WHO SELLS ORANGES 202 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,400 BY THE FREEWAY OFF-RAMP ? 203 00:11:10,502 --> 00:11:11,667 HE'S IN GREAT DANGER. 204 00:11:11,769 --> 00:11:12,970 JOCKEYS, MAGICIANS-- 205 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,305 I GET IT, I GET IT. 206 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,607 THEY'RE IN DANGER, EVERYONE'S IN DANGER. 207 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,845 WHAT AN IDIOT. 208 00:11:20,682 --> 00:11:21,815 ( screaming ) 209 00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:22,983 OW ! OW ! 210 00:11:23,085 --> 00:11:23,984 QUIT IT ! 211 00:11:24,086 --> 00:11:24,986 YOU QUIT IT ! 212 00:11:25,088 --> 00:11:27,522 QUIT IT ! 213 00:11:27,624 --> 00:11:29,692 OH, HI, STRIPPERELLA. 214 00:11:29,794 --> 00:11:31,027 HEY, STRIPPERELLA. 215 00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:33,029 HAL, BERNARD, WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME TODAY ? 216 00:11:33,131 --> 00:11:35,599 PERFUME ? 217 00:11:35,701 --> 00:11:38,737 OH, NOT JUST ANY PERFUME, IT'S A FREEZING AGENT. 218 00:11:38,839 --> 00:11:41,041 ANYTHING YOU SPRAY IT ON WILL FREEZE INSTANTLY. 219 00:11:46,883 --> 00:11:48,383 PLUS, IT SMELLS GREAT. 220 00:11:48,485 --> 00:11:50,786 WE LIKE TO CALL IT "BRR-FUME" ! 221 00:11:50,888 --> 00:11:53,523 HE LIKES TO CALL IT THAT, I THINK PUNS ARE STUPID. 222 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,491 SHUT UP ! 223 00:11:54,593 --> 00:11:55,627 YOU SHUT UP ! 224 00:11:55,729 --> 00:11:56,861 UH, GUYS, WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE ? 225 00:11:56,963 --> 00:11:58,964 THESE ARE NIPPLE CUTTERS. 226 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,667 THEY CAN CUT THROUGH ANYTHING ! 227 00:12:01,769 --> 00:12:04,772 GLASS, METAL, PLASTIC. 228 00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:07,474 THE NIPPLE CUTTERS ALSO COME WITH THIS NIPPLE SHARPENER, 229 00:12:07,577 --> 00:12:09,177 AND THIS INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO. 230 00:12:09,279 --> 00:12:10,981 THEY FIT RIGHT OVER THE NIPPLES. 231 00:12:11,082 --> 00:12:12,349 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU PUT THEM ON. 232 00:12:12,451 --> 00:12:14,251 THAT'S NOT FAIR ! 233 00:12:14,353 --> 00:12:15,619 I GET TO PUT THEM ON HER ! 234 00:12:15,721 --> 00:12:17,923 YOU GOT TO DO ARMANDO'S TESTICLE MICROPHONE. 235 00:12:18,025 --> 00:12:19,825 I DIDN'T EVEN WANNA DO THAT. 236 00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:21,960 FELLAS, I'LL PUT THESE ON MYSELF, OKAY ? 237 00:12:22,062 --> 00:12:23,363 UH, ALL RIGHT. 238 00:12:23,465 --> 00:12:24,464 SURE, WHATEVER. 239 00:13:13,598 --> 00:13:14,864 ( crashing ) 240 00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:15,933 HEY, YO, KID ROCK ! 241 00:13:16,035 --> 00:13:17,100 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE. 242 00:13:17,202 --> 00:13:18,235 REMEMBER ME ? 243 00:13:18,337 --> 00:13:19,471 OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU. 244 00:13:19,573 --> 00:13:23,409 EL PASO, 1998, YOU WERE IN ROW 6, SEAT 3. 245 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:26,146 YOU FLASHED ME, THEN I MET YOU BACKSTAGE. 246 00:13:26,248 --> 00:13:27,815 WE WENT OUT TO THAT GREAT DONUT SHOP. 247 00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:30,820 YOU BET ME I COULDN'T EAT 27 APPLE FRITTERS, BUT I DID. 248 00:13:30,922 --> 00:13:32,521 I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT NIGHT. 249 00:13:32,623 --> 00:13:33,722 YEAH ! 250 00:13:33,825 --> 00:13:37,194 I THINK YOU MIGHT BE THE FATHER OF MY CHILD. 251 00:13:37,296 --> 00:13:38,895 HMM... I DON'T REMEMBER YOU. 252 00:13:44,972 --> 00:13:46,974 ( cheering ) 253 00:14:07,704 --> 00:14:10,637 OKAY, THIS IS NOT GOOD, I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 254 00:14:13,577 --> 00:14:15,144 OH ! 255 00:14:15,246 --> 00:14:16,846 THAT'S ONE OF THOSE GIANT CRABS ! 256 00:14:16,949 --> 00:14:20,151 EW, OOH, I HATE CRABS ! 257 00:14:23,157 --> 00:14:25,190 OH ! 258 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,812 ( grunting ) 259 00:14:48,357 --> 00:14:50,859 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪ 260 00:14:50,961 --> 00:14:53,929 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪ 261 00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:58,201 I HATE CRABS ! 262 00:14:58,303 --> 00:15:00,071 AND NOW, I HAVE EVEN LESS TIME 263 00:15:00,173 --> 00:15:01,706 THAN WHEN I SAID I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 264 00:15:01,808 --> 00:15:03,508 ( beeping ) 265 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,709 Sorry to bother you 266 00:15:04,811 --> 00:15:06,010 in the middle of your mission, Stripperella, 267 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,180 but there's one minor detail I forgot to tell you. 268 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,617 WHAT IS IT, CHIEF ? 269 00:15:09,719 --> 00:15:11,885 Well, rather than risk Queen Clitoris blowing up the world, 270 00:15:11,987 --> 00:15:14,890 we decided to go ahead and just blow up her island first. 271 00:15:14,992 --> 00:15:17,093 Anyway, instead of having, say, 30 more minutes, 272 00:15:17,194 --> 00:15:20,297 you have only 8 minutes to rescue Armando, 273 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:22,701 capture Queen Clitoris, and get off the island safely. 274 00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:24,002 ( beeping ) 275 00:15:24,104 --> 00:15:25,471 Oh, gotta run, Sex and the City is starting. 276 00:15:25,573 --> 00:15:27,272 Well, good luck, Stripperella. 277 00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:29,810 ( groaning ) 278 00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:31,245 ( Queen Clitoris ) ARMANDO, HURRY UP ! 279 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,047 SEX AND THE CITY'S STARTING, AND DON'T FORGET, 280 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,584 WHEN IT'S OVER, I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE WORLD ! 281 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:37,120 HOW CAN I FORGET ? 282 00:15:37,222 --> 00:15:39,689 HONEY, WHY DO YOU WANT TO BLOW UP THE WORLD ? 283 00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:42,727 MY ENTIRE LIFE, I'VE BEEN NEGLECTED AND UNFULFILLED. 284 00:15:42,829 --> 00:15:44,830 UNTIL I'VE HAD MY REVENGE, 285 00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:47,833 I WILL NOT BE UN-UNFULFILLED ! 286 00:15:47,936 --> 00:15:49,336 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 287 00:15:49,438 --> 00:15:52,039 NOW, SHH, THE SHOW'S STARTING. 288 00:15:57,281 --> 00:16:00,049 I GOTTA GET IN THERE... MY NIPPLE CUTTERS ! 289 00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:11,732 THE REASON I LOVE THIS SHOW 290 00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:13,901 IS THAT I CAN SEE A LITTLE OF MYSELF 291 00:16:14,003 --> 00:16:16,570 IN EACH OF THE CHARACTERS ! 292 00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:18,373 I CAN SEE A LITTLE OF MYSELF 293 00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:20,009 IN EACH OF THESE CHARACTERS, TOO, 294 00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:23,447 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... HUH, HUH ? 295 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,188 I'M GONNA LICK YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL, CLITORIS ! 296 00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:30,789 WHO ARE YOU ? 297 00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:32,959 I'M STRIPPERELLA, SUPERHERO-SLASH-SECRET AGENT. 298 00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:34,628 SORRY, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU. 299 00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:36,231 LOOK, DON'T START WITH ME ! 300 00:16:36,332 --> 00:16:38,099 I JUST BEAT THE HECK OUT OF TWO GIANT CRABS, 301 00:16:38,201 --> 00:16:39,468 AND I'M FEELING PRETTY CONFIDENT 302 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:40,970 THAT I CAN BEAT THE HECK OUTTA YOU, TOO. 303 00:16:41,072 --> 00:16:43,207 YOU'LL BEAT THE HELL OUT OF NO ONE ! 304 00:16:43,309 --> 00:16:44,609 I SAID, "HECK". 305 00:16:44,711 --> 00:16:46,711 EITHER WAY, YOU'RE NOT DOING IT ! 306 00:16:46,813 --> 00:16:49,215 LADIES, PLEASE, DON'T FIGHT OVER ME. 307 00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:52,118 THERE IS ENOUGH ARMANDO FOR BOTH OF YOU ! 308 00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:56,657 HEE-YA ! 309 00:17:01,165 --> 00:17:03,200 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS HIT A FEW BUTTONS, 310 00:17:03,302 --> 00:17:05,703 AND IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT ! 311 00:17:05,804 --> 00:17:07,706 ( laughing ) 312 00:17:21,693 --> 00:17:23,092 ( grunting ) 313 00:17:23,194 --> 00:17:25,796 STUPID MOUSE ! 314 00:17:25,898 --> 00:17:28,700 COME ON, COME TO MAMA, UGH ! 315 00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:37,478 OH, I CAN'T DRIVE A STICK ! 316 00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:40,783 THAT'S NOT A STICK. 317 00:17:56,705 --> 00:17:59,541 COME, BABY, YES, COME HERE... 318 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:02,077 ( laughing ) 319 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:09,253 ( screaming ) 320 00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:14,761 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪ 321 00:18:14,863 --> 00:18:17,531 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪ 322 00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:20,468 ( screaming ) 323 00:18:38,361 --> 00:18:40,228 STRIPPERELLA, YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 324 00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:41,630 TO HAVE BEEN RESCUED 325 00:18:41,732 --> 00:18:43,599 BY SUCH AN EXQUISITE WOMAN IS AN HONOR. 326 00:18:43,701 --> 00:18:45,101 HOW CAN I REPAY YOU ? 327 00:18:45,203 --> 00:18:46,769 OH, I'M SURE WE CAN THINK OF SOMETHING. 328 00:18:46,872 --> 00:18:49,173 WE MIGHT BE STUCK IN THIS BOAT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 329 00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:53,011 WHATEVER SHALL WE DO TO PASS THE TIME ? 330 00:18:57,753 --> 00:19:01,923 ( Agent 14 ) Stripperella, Armando-- I rescued you ! 331 00:19:02,025 --> 00:19:07,497 Congratulations, you are saved ! 332 00:19:07,599 --> 00:19:10,669 OH, GOOD TIMING, SPECIAL AGENT 14. 333 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:13,505 NO, IT'S NOT, THAT WAS AWFUL TIMING. 334 00:19:13,607 --> 00:19:16,075 I KNOW, I WAS BEING FACETIOUS. 335 00:19:17,713 --> 00:19:19,146 I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THE PARTY ! 336 00:19:19,248 --> 00:19:21,849 I'LL NEVER GET TO MEET KID ROCK AND PAM ANDERSON ! 337 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,818 IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE JUST GONNA COME WALKING BACK IN 338 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,788 THROUGH THAT DOOR. 339 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,223 HAS ANYONE SEEN A MONKEY ? 340 00:19:27,325 --> 00:19:30,394 I THINK I LEFT MY MONKEY IN HERE. 341 00:19:30,496 --> 00:19:31,963 ( squealing ) 342 00:19:32,065 --> 00:19:33,698 YOU'RE KID ROCK AND PAM ANDERSON ! 343 00:19:33,801 --> 00:19:35,367 OH, GOD, I WANTED TO MEET YOU SO BAD ! 344 00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:36,569 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA MEET YOU, 345 00:19:36,671 --> 00:19:37,871 BUT THEN I HAD TO MISS THE PARTY, 346 00:19:37,973 --> 00:19:39,339 SO I DIDN'T GET TO MEET YOU, 347 00:19:39,441 --> 00:19:41,509 BUT NOW I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MEETING YOU ! 348 00:19:41,611 --> 00:19:44,513 WOW, WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE MEETING YOU ! 349 00:19:44,615 --> 00:19:47,050 EROTICA... WILL YOU SIGN MY CD ? 350 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,120 YOU KNOW, PAM, 351 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:52,391 A LOT OF PEOPLE TELL ME I LOOK LIKE YOU. 352 00:19:52,493 --> 00:19:56,028 HMM, I DON'T REALLY SEE A RESEMBLANCE. 353 00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:57,563 ME NEITHER. 354 00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:59,366 YOU KNOW WHO I THINK PAM LOOKS LIKE ? 355 00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:00,834 STRIPPERELLA. 356 00:20:00,936 --> 00:20:02,471 DON'T YOU THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE STRIPPERELLA ? 357 00:20:02,573 --> 00:20:04,573 IF THEY EVER MAKE A STRIPPERELLA TV SHOW, 358 00:20:04,675 --> 00:20:06,809 THEY SHOULD TOTALLY GET PAM TO PLAY HER. 359 00:20:06,911 --> 00:20:09,313 HELP ! 360 00:20:09,415 --> 00:20:12,516 SOMEONE GET THIS MONKEY OFF MY FACE ! 361 00:20:12,618 --> 00:20:14,186 AH, THERE'S THE LITTLE FELLA. 362 00:20:14,288 --> 00:20:16,121 COME HERE, MR. BOJANGLES. 363 00:20:16,223 --> 00:20:17,723 YOU KNOW, WE ONLY HAVE THIS MONKEY 364 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,094 BECAUSE WE RESCUED IT FROM A COLLEGE LABORATORY. 365 00:20:20,196 --> 00:20:22,463 WE'RE GONNA RETURN IT TO THE WILD, BECAUSE... 366 00:20:22,565 --> 00:20:24,132 ALL ANIMALS ARE MEANT TO ROAM FREE, 367 00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:26,603 IN THEIR NATURAL HABITATS. 368 00:20:26,704 --> 00:20:28,137 IT WAS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 369 00:20:28,239 --> 00:20:30,007 WE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT TIME, BYE-BYE. 370 00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:31,809 COME BACK ANYTIME ! 371 00:20:31,911 --> 00:20:33,612 NO, NO, DON'T COME BACK ! 372 00:20:33,714 --> 00:20:35,414 NO MORE PRIVATE PARTIES ! 373 00:20:35,516 --> 00:20:37,483 AND ESPECIALLY, NO MORE FILTHY MONKEYS ! 374 00:20:37,585 --> 00:20:40,019 THEY'RE GERM CARRYING, DISEASE RIDDEN, AND-- 375 00:20:40,122 --> 00:20:41,689 ( screaming ) 376 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:44,425 HELP, SOMEONE GET THIS MONKEY OFF MY FACE ! 377 00:20:44,528 --> 00:20:47,897 OH, MONKEYS ARE SO CUTE. 378 00:21:09,094 --> 00:21:12,730 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪ 379 00:21:12,832 --> 00:21:16,468 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪ 26792

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