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( woman )
89¢, 89¢, 89¢, 89¢...
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PRICE CHECK ON
THE HORSE JERKY !
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( man )
89¢.
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89¢...
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ATTENTION, SHOPPERS,
THIS IS A ROBBERY.
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DON'T SHOOT,
DON'T SHOOT !
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( screaming )
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COVER ME WHILE I HELP MYSELF TO
A LITTLE FIVE-FINGER DISCOUNT.
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I'LL TAKE
THIS BOX OF WINE.
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THANK YOU.
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SHAMPOO, DON'T
MIND IF I DO.
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TELL 'EM
CHEAPO WAS HERE !
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( laughing )
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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( man )
THERE SHE IS, DAMN !
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BETTER WATCH OUT !
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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( Cheapo )
PICTURE ALL
THOSE STUPID MORONS,
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BUYING KETCHUP
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WHEN YOU CAN GET IT FOR FREE
AT ANY COMMON BURGER JOINT.
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ANOTHER REASON
WHY THEY'RE IDIOTS
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AND I'M GREAT.
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( woman )
I'M SALLY ROSE.
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WE'RE BACK WITH SEXY
SUPER-HEROINE, STRIPPERELLA.
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HI.
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SO, STRIPPERELLA,
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
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OUTSPOKEN IN YOUR SUPPORT
FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS.
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YEAH, I'VE JUST
STARTED A NEW CHARITY
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CALLED "ANIMALS NEED
UNIVERSAL SUPPORT,"
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OR "ANUS."
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ANY TIME YOU WANNA
PLUG ANUS ON MY SHOW,
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I'LL BE MORE THAN
HAPPY TO HAVE YOU.
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SO, TELL ME, A WOMAN WITH
SUCH BEAUTIFUL FEATURES,
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LUSCIOUS LIPS, SUPPLE BREASTS,
FIRM, LICKABLE THIGHS...
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YOU MUST GET
A LOT OF ACTION.
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WELL, ACTUALLY,
BEING A SUPERHERO
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CAN BE KIND OF LONELY.
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AWW...
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE
TAKE SOME PHONE CALLS ?
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ALICIA FROM ATLANTA,
YOU'RE ON WITH STRIPPERELLA.
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( woman )
I was wondering if you could
tell us your secret identity.
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I'M SORRY, NO,
IT'S A SECRET.
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WE HAVE A COLLECT
CALL FROM CHEAPO ?
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( Cheapo )
Hello, Stripperella.
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Guess who's out of prison
and back in town ?
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( gasping )
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CHEAPO, I THOUGHT
I PUT YOU AWAY FOR GOOD.
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WELL, BETWEEN TIME OFF
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR
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AND OUR LIBERAL GOVERNOR'S
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RIDICULOUSLY LENIENT
WORK FURLOUGH PROGRAM,
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MY 20-YEAR SENTENCE
BECAME A 20-DAY SENTENCE.
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And now I'm planning on
committing my biggest crime yet.
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NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
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WELL, IF I HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT,
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you won't have anything
to do with it,
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because if you get
in my way, I'll kill you.
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( gasping )
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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COMING UP LATER, A MAN WHO
CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH A GOAT,
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A MALE GOAT.
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BOSS ?
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YEAH, WHAT IS IT ?
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ME AND HENCHMAN NUMBER ONE,
WE'VE BEEN THINKING,
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MAYBE YOU MIGHT WANNA
PUT A LITTLE MORE MONEY
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INTO YOUR OPERATION.
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I MEAN, THE THREE OF US
HAVE TO SHARE ONE GUN,
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AND YOU WON'T LET US
BUY ANY MORE BULLETS.
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BUY MORE BULLETS ?
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WE STILL HAVE
THREE BULLETS.
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SORRY, BOSS.
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GEEZ, NOW I'M
ALL WORKED UP.
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I KNOW, LET'S SAY
WE GO ON A CRIME SPREE.
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A CRIME SPREE ?
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CHEAPO STYLE.
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YEAH, YEAH !
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TAKE A PENNY,
LEAVE A PENNY ?
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I THINK I'LL
TAKE A PENNY.
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( chanting )
NO FAKE FUR !
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WHAT ABOUT THE HUNTERS ?
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( alarm )
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( panting )
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NEXT TIME, CAN WE PLEASE
PARK A LITTLE CLOSER ?
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THIS WAS THE CLOSEST
SPOT WE COULD FIND
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THAT ALREADY HAD
MONEY IN THE METER.
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( sirens )
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COME ON, LET'S GO !
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WAIT, WAIT !
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THERE'S STILL THREE MINUTES
LEFT ON THE PARKING METER.
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( whistling )
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SHE'S GOT THE BIBLE OUT,
SHE'S PREACHING AGAIN.
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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RELIGION DOESN'T
BELONG IN OUR SCHOOLS
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OR IN A GENTLEMEN'S CLUB.
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BAH !
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MY BOYFRIEND
IS THE GREATEST.
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HE IS THE ONLY
GUY FOR ME.
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HE'S SO
ROMANTIC AND SWEET.
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( gasping )
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OH, MY GOLLY,
IT'S MY DAD !
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HE'S COMING OVER HERE.
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GISELLE ?
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DADDY !
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EROTICA,
THIS IS MY FATHER.
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HI, GISELLE'S FATHER.
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THE NAME IS ROGER.
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IT'S NICE TO
FINALLY MEET YOU.
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GISELLE TALKS ABOUT
YOU ALL THE TIME.
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WELL, LOOK, HONEY, I'D BETTER
GET BACK OVER TO THE TABLE.
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DON'T SCREW
THIS UP FOR ME.
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YOU'D BETTER
STRIP GOOD !
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WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT ?
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HE'S HERE WITH SOME
IMPORTANT CLIENTS.
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HE'S TRYING TO SEAL THE DEAL ON
THIS BIG ADVERTISING ACCOUNT.
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GUESS IT ALL JUST COMES
DOWN TO ME STRIPPIN' GOOD.
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LOOK, YOU'RE
A GREAT STRIPPER.
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WHEN YOUR DAD SEES YOU UP
THERE, GRINDING THAT POLE,
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THRUSTING YOUR
CROTCH INTO THE AIR,
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AND PICKING UP DOLLAR BILLS WITH
THOSE PERFECT BREASTS OF YOURS,
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HE'S GONNA BE SO PROUD
OF HIS LITTLE GIRL.
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I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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( announcer )
LET'S HEAR IT
FOR ANGEL !
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NOW, THAT'S WHAT
I CALL A BURNING BUSH !
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AMEN !
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COMING UP NEXT, GISELLE !
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( applause )
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( screaming )
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SORRY !
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OH, THAT IS IT !
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YOU BLEW OUR
BUSINESS DEAL.
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YOU BROUGHT SHAME
TO YOUR CORPORATION.
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I JUST LOST THE BIG
ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF YOU.
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BUT... BUT...
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I'M ASHAMED TO CALL
YOU MY DAUGHTER !
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DADDY !
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( Cheapo )
THIS IS THE BIG TIME, BOYS !
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STARTING TOMORROW,
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THE WORLD'S LARGEST CUBIC
ZIRCONIUM IMITATION DIAMOND
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IS GONNA BE ON DISPLAY
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AT THE WORLD'S
LARGEST ITEMS MUSEUM.
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IT'S VALUED AT
ALMOST $300.
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AWESOME !
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HERE'S HOW
WE'RE GONNA DO IT.
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YOU TWO HENCHMEN ARE
GONNA STAND GUARD
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IN FRONT OF THE NORTH,
SOUTH, EAST, AND WEST ENTRANCES.
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AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST
OVERTAKE THE SECURITY GUARDS,
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DISENGAGE THE ALARM SYSTEM,
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AND DISABLE
THE SECURITY CAMERAS.
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NOW, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT CAN GET IN OUR WAY.
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LOGIC ?
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NO, STRIPPERELLA.
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I WANT STRIPPERELLA DEAD !
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PUT THE WORD OUT ON
THE STREET THAT WHOMEVER
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KILLS STRIPPERELLA,
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I, CHEAPO, WILL
PAY A BOUNTY OF $8.
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BUT THE GOING RATE
FOR A HIT IS MORE
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IN THE RANGE OF $50,000.
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WHAT ?
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THAT'S EXORBITANT.
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WE'LL JUST HAVE TO
DO IT OURSELVES.
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( cheering )
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( cheering )
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EROTICA, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE
AND CAME RIGHT DOWN HERE.
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WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ?
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I JUST WANTED TO TELL
YOU, GISELLE'S DEAD.
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GISELLE ?
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MY GISELLE ?
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HOW ?
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WHY ?
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NO !
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I WAS JUST KIDDING,
SHE'S NOT REALLY DEAD.
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WHAT ?
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I JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU
REALIZE HOW MUCH GISELLE
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MEANS TO YOU.
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SO SHE'S NOT DEAD ?
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NO, BUT HER
FEELINGS ARE HURT.
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DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE
BEING TOO HARD ON HER ?
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SO SHE SCREWED UP
A SIMPLE PIVOT TURN.
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ALL OF US EROTIC DANCERS
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HAVE SLIPPED DOING
A PIVOT TURN AT SOME POINT.
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SHE'S ALIVE.
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MY DAUGHTER'S ALIVE ?
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SO YOU LOST
AN ACCOUNT !
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I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE
WHEN I SAY THAT CLIENTS
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COME AND GO
ALL THE TIME.
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DAUGHTERS ARE
THERE FOREVER.
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WELL, UNLESS
THEY'RE DEAD.
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SIR, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO
MAKE A SYMBOLIC PIVOT TURN
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AND APOLOGIZE.
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DON'T SLIP ON
THE RUNWAY OF LIFE.
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( beeping )
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OH, NO, MY BELLY RING
IS VIBRATING !
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I GOTTA CALL
HEADQUARTERS.
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NOT THAT I HAVE A HEADQUARTERS,
BECAUSE I DON'T.
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SUPERHEROES AND/OR SECRET
AGENTS HAVE HEADQUARTERS.
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I'M MERELY
AN EXOTIC DANCER.
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( sighing )
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LOOK OUT, CRIME.
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I'M GONNA TAKE
A BITE OUT OF YOU.
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BUT NOT IN A WAY YOU'RE
GONNA FIND PLEASURABLE.
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CHIEF STROGANOFF,
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AGENT 69
REPORTING FOR DUTY.
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I GOT HERE AS FAST
AS I COULD.
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WOO !
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STRIPPERELLA, CHEAPO
THE DISCOUNT VILLAIN
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IS OUT OF PRISON.
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WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT
HE'S GOING TO TRY TO HARM YOU.
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I WANT CHEAPO BACK BEHIND
BARS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN YOUR SAFETY.
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( gasping )
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SIR, PEOPLE USUALLY
PRACTICE PUTTING INDOORS.
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WELL, MY PUTTING
DOESN'T NEED WORK.
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NOW, GO DOWN TO
OUR LAB-TYPE PLACE.
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HAL AND BERNARD ARE
WAITING FOR YOU
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WITH SOME OF THEIR NEW
CRIME-FIGHTING INVENTION
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STUFF THINGIES.
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( man )
AND THE EMULSION FACTOR IS
CLEARLY DISPROPORTIONATE
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TO THE ATOMIC MASS !
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( man )
BUT THAT
CONTRADICTS WEINSTEIN'S
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THEORY OF LYSERGIC
CONVERGENCE !
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HEY, HAL, BERNARD.
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HEY, HEY, HI.
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IT'S JUST
STRIPPERELLA.
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YOU LOOK REAL...
FETCHING.
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SO WHAT'VE YOU GUYS
GOT FOR ME TODAY ?
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LASER LIPSTICK,
POISON MASCARA,
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TAMPON DAGGER,
AND SUICIDE GUM.
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00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,229
IT'S WINTERGREEN,
YOUR FAVORITE.
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WE'VE ALSO BEEN WORKING
ON A HOMING THONG FOR YOU.
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00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:46,467
SO WE'RE GONNA NEED TO MAKE
ANOTHER MOLD OF YOUR ASS.
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00:11:46,569 --> 00:11:48,436
YOU GUYS HAVE MADE
LIKE SEVEN MOLDS OF MY ASS.
235
00:11:48,538 --> 00:11:49,704
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ONE
YOU JUST MADE ?
236
00:11:49,806 --> 00:11:52,038
BERNARD TOOK IT HOME,
AND HE, UH, HE BROKE IT.
237
00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:55,073
SHUT UP !
238
00:11:55,175 --> 00:11:56,241
EUREKA !
239
00:11:56,343 --> 00:11:57,942
CHECK OUT
MY NEW INVENTION !
240
00:11:58,044 --> 00:11:59,978
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
FREAK OUT.
241
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,845
THE FUTURE IS NOW !
242
00:12:01,947 --> 00:12:03,147
WHAT IS IT ?
243
00:12:03,249 --> 00:12:05,148
IT'S A PORTABLE
TELEPHONE.
244
00:12:05,251 --> 00:12:10,318
YOU CAN USE IT ANYWHERE, AND
IT ONLY WEIGHS TEN POUNDS.
245
00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:12,621
THERE'S NO CORDS,
NOTHING.
246
00:12:12,723 --> 00:12:15,289
IT OPERATES ON
CELLULAR TECHNOLOGY.
247
00:12:15,391 --> 00:12:17,891
IT ONLY TOOK ME
15 YEARS TO BUILD.
248
00:12:17,993 --> 00:12:20,160
UH, JERRY, YOU'VE BEEN
LOCKED IN THAT BASEMENT FOR,
249
00:12:20,262 --> 00:12:21,927
WHAT, 30 YEARS NOW ?
250
00:12:22,029 --> 00:12:23,695
IT'S TIME TO COME
OUT AND GET A CLUE.
251
00:12:23,797 --> 00:12:25,296
I THINK IT'S GREAT.
252
00:12:25,398 --> 00:12:26,597
I CAN REALLY
USE THIS PHONE.
253
00:12:26,699 --> 00:12:28,131
THANKS, JERRY.
254
00:12:28,234 --> 00:12:31,801
WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE
MY NEXT INVENTION.
255
00:12:31,903 --> 00:12:33,802
IT'S AN ELECTRIC
TYPEWRITER.
256
00:12:33,904 --> 00:12:35,971
IT'S JUST LIKE
A REGULAR TYPEWRITER,
257
00:12:36,073 --> 00:12:39,140
ONLY YOU HAVE
TO PLUG IT IN.
258
00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:40,308
STRIPPERELLA,
BEFORE YOU GO,
259
00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:42,309
WE HAVE ONE MORE
INVENTION TO GIVE YOU.
260
00:12:42,411 --> 00:12:43,643
IT'S A PENNY
DISINTEGRATOR.
261
00:12:43,745 --> 00:12:44,843
A PENNY DISINTEGRATOR ?
262
00:12:44,945 --> 00:12:45,811
A PENNY DISINTEGRATOR.
263
00:12:45,913 --> 00:12:47,814
PENNIES GO IN,
BUT THEY DON'T COME OUT.
264
00:12:47,916 --> 00:12:49,047
THANKS.
265
00:12:49,149 --> 00:12:50,247
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY
TIMES I'VE GOTTEN OUT OF
266
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,282
A PERILOUS SITUATION
BECAUSE OF AN UNUSUAL GADGET
267
00:12:52,384 --> 00:12:55,018
THAT HAD BEEN CONVENIENTLY
GIVEN TO ME EARLIER THAT DAY.
268
00:12:55,121 --> 00:12:56,953
( beeping )
269
00:12:57,055 --> 00:13:00,288
Stripperella,
Stripperella ?
270
00:13:00,391 --> 00:13:01,489
BEHIND YOU.
271
00:13:01,591 --> 00:13:03,257
Right, there you are.
272
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,661
There's a burglary in progress
at the old recycling plant.
273
00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:08,928
Looks like it could
be the work of Cheapo.
274
00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,464
I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.
275
00:13:10,566 --> 00:13:11,563
Be careful,
Stripperella.
276
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,699
Cheapo is
viciously cheap.
277
00:13:13,801 --> 00:13:15,000
Deviously cheap.
278
00:13:15,102 --> 00:13:18,369
He's viciously devious,
and he's cheap.
279
00:13:18,471 --> 00:13:19,503
I KNOW, CHIEF.
280
00:13:19,605 --> 00:13:20,570
DON'T WORRY.
281
00:13:20,672 --> 00:13:21,871
Ruthlessly cheap.
282
00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:23,972
Dangerously--
283
00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:49,493
HELLO, STRIPPERELLA.
284
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:50,659
WELL, IF IT
ISN'T CREEPO.
285
00:13:50,761 --> 00:13:51,927
THAT'S CHEAPO.
286
00:13:52,029 --> 00:13:53,328
I KNOW !
287
00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:55,463
I WAS MISPRONOUNCING
IT ON PURPOSE.
288
00:13:55,565 --> 00:13:56,865
ENOUGH SMALL TALK.
289
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:58,699
CHEAPO,
YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN.
290
00:13:58,801 --> 00:14:01,835
NO, YOU'RE GOING UP !
291
00:14:01,937 --> 00:14:04,603
( laughing )
292
00:14:17,747 --> 00:14:19,580
( screaming )
293
00:14:22,318 --> 00:14:23,817
YOU'LL NEVER GET
AWAY WITH THIS !
294
00:14:23,919 --> 00:14:24,886
WHAT ?
295
00:14:24,987 --> 00:14:27,320
I SAID, YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH THIS !
296
00:14:27,422 --> 00:14:28,755
OH.
297
00:14:28,857 --> 00:14:30,689
YES, I WILL !
298
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:31,757
WAIT !
299
00:14:31,859 --> 00:14:33,658
WHAT IS IT YOU'RE
TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH ?
300
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,859
OH, NOTHING.
301
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,094
I'M ONLY GONNA STEAL
302
00:14:36,196 --> 00:14:38,661
THE WORLD'S LARGEST CUBIC
ZIRCONIUM IMITATION DIAMOND,
303
00:14:38,764 --> 00:14:42,398
FROM THE WORLD'S LARGEST
ITEMS MUSEUM, THAT'S ALL.
304
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,467
( laughing )
305
00:14:44,569 --> 00:14:45,833
I'M ONLY GONNA STEAL
306
00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:48,336
THE WORLD'S LARGEST CUBIC
ZIRCONIUM IMITATION DIAMOND
307
00:14:48,438 --> 00:14:51,605
FROM THE WORLD'S LARGEST
ITEMS MUSEUM, THAT'S ALL.
308
00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:54,240
( laughing )
309
00:14:54,342 --> 00:14:56,008
YOU CHEAP JERK !
310
00:14:56,111 --> 00:14:58,643
BUT FIRST,
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
311
00:14:58,745 --> 00:15:02,346
YOU CHEAP, EVIL JERK !
312
00:15:14,825 --> 00:15:16,924
( screaming )
313
00:15:17,759 --> 00:15:19,058
REMEMBER, STRIPPERELLA,
314
00:15:19,161 --> 00:15:22,027
A PENNY SAVED IS
A PENNY EARNED...
315
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,895
FOR MURDER !
316
00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:32,034
( laughing )
317
00:15:32,136 --> 00:15:33,269
LET'S GO.
318
00:15:33,371 --> 00:15:34,536
SHOULDN'T WE STAY
HERE AND WATCH ?
319
00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:35,836
YOU KNOW, JUST TO MAKE
SURE SHE'S PROPERLY
320
00:15:35,939 --> 00:15:37,872
PENNIED TO DEATH ?
321
00:15:37,974 --> 00:15:38,940
OH, PLEASE.
322
00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:40,007
THIS IS FOOLPROOF.
323
00:15:40,109 --> 00:15:42,909
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE HAS
A PENNY DISINTEGRATOR.
324
00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:44,910
( laughing )
325
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,312
COME ON, JOIN
IN THE LAUGHTER.
326
00:15:46,414 --> 00:15:48,346
( laughing )
327
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,514
THAT'S WHAT
I PAY YOU FOR.
328
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,016
OH, I CAN'T DROWN
IN PENNIES !
329
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:55,784
WAIT, THE PENNY
DISINTEGRATOR !
330
00:15:55,887 --> 00:15:59,121
( computer voice )
Penny disintegrator on.
331
00:15:59,223 --> 00:16:01,523
PENNIES GO IN,
BUT THEY DON'T COME OUT.
332
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:04,792
Penny disintegration in
T-minus ten minutes.
333
00:16:04,894 --> 00:16:06,227
TEN MINUTES ?
334
00:16:06,329 --> 00:16:09,295
TO DISINTEGRATE
ONE PENNY ?
335
00:16:21,073 --> 00:16:22,005
THREE ADULTS.
336
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,340
ADMISSION, FREE.
337
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,143
Penny disintegration
in T-minus four minutes.
338
00:16:29,245 --> 00:16:32,246
COME ON, LASER LIPSTICK,
GET ME OUT OF THIS BOTTLE !
339
00:16:34,582 --> 00:16:37,583
LOOK, THE WORLD'S
LARGEST UNDERPANTS !
340
00:16:37,685 --> 00:16:39,551
I GOTTA BRING GLADYS
AND THE KIDS HERE.
341
00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,186
SHH ! COME ON.
342
00:16:41,288 --> 00:16:44,321
Penny disintegration
in T-minus 2 minutes.
343
00:16:44,423 --> 00:16:48,057
THE PHONE !
344
00:16:48,159 --> 00:16:49,725
HELLO, FREEDOM ?
345
00:16:49,827 --> 00:16:51,827
IT'S FOR YOU !
346
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,998
Penny disintegrated.
347
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,400
Please insert
another penny.
348
00:17:07,808 --> 00:17:09,240
I GOT IT !
349
00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:10,741
I'M A HUNDRED-AIRE !
350
00:17:10,843 --> 00:17:12,875
( Stripperella )
NOT IF I CAN PUT
MY TWO CENTS IN !
351
00:17:12,977 --> 00:17:14,377
AH, STRIPPERELLA ?
352
00:17:14,479 --> 00:17:16,379
I SAID, WE SHOULDA HUNG
OUT TO MAKE SURE SHE DIED.
353
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,480
YOU HEARD ME.
354
00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:24,718
NOW, IT'S TIME TO ADMINISTER
THE WORLD'S LARGEST ASS-KICKING.
355
00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:26,819
GET HER, BOYS !
356
00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:50,104
WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR ?
357
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:52,338
I SAID, GET HER !
358
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,506
THAT'S IT !
359
00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:55,607
OH, YOU PATHETIC LOSERS.
360
00:18:08,385 --> 00:18:11,052
OH, WAIT A SECOND.
361
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:39,172
OH, I LOVE
FIGHTING CRIME.
362
00:18:42,711 --> 00:18:44,611
YOU GUYS HANG TIGHT UNTIL
THE POLICE GET HERE,
363
00:18:44,712 --> 00:18:48,847
WITH THE WORLD'S
LARGEST STAPLE REMOVER.
364
00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:54,751
( laughing )
365
00:18:58,255 --> 00:18:59,922
COME ON, BABY,
YOU CAN MAKE IT.
366
00:19:00,024 --> 00:19:02,156
WHOA !
367
00:19:02,258 --> 00:19:04,425
I PAID RETAIL
FOR THIS ONE.
368
00:19:17,971 --> 00:19:20,704
( gasping )
369
00:19:28,879 --> 00:19:30,311
DON'T COME
ANY CLOSER.
370
00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:31,445
ONE MORE STEP,
371
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,780
AND I THROW THE CUBIC
ZIRCONIUM OVER THE BRIDGE.
372
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:36,415
DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID !
373
00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:38,450
WHOA !
374
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,585
UH-OH.
375
00:19:52,629 --> 00:19:54,429
WHOA !
376
00:19:58,067 --> 00:20:00,534
HEY... WHOA !
377
00:20:03,138 --> 00:20:04,370
I'LL MAKE
A DEAL WITH YOU.
378
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,472
LET ME GO AND YOU CAN
KEEP THE CUBIC ZIRCONIUM.
379
00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:07,572
OKAY.
380
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:08,439
REALLY ?
381
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,741
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
382
00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:13,009
WHY DON'T YOU JUST HANG OUT,
UNTIL THE POLICE COME ?
383
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:14,210
I'LL GET YOU, STRIPPER--
384
00:20:14,312 --> 00:20:15,944
( splash )
385
00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:17,913
I'LL GET YOU,
NO MATTER THE COST !
386
00:20:18,015 --> 00:20:21,082
WELL, MAYBE NOT NO
MATTER THE COST,
387
00:20:21,184 --> 00:20:22,417
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN !
388
00:20:22,519 --> 00:20:23,517
I'LL GET YOU--
389
00:20:23,619 --> 00:20:25,252
( splash )
390
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,992
( whistling )
391
00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:43,365
NICE PIVOT TURN.
392
00:20:49,371 --> 00:20:51,138
WHEE !
393
00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:02,546
LOOK, HE TIPPED ME
WITH $100 BILL.
394
00:21:02,648 --> 00:21:05,649
HE WROTE
SOMETHING ON IT.
395
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,554
THAT'S SO SWEET.
396
00:21:12,656 --> 00:21:16,524
NOW I CAN BUY THAT
VIBRATIN' BANANA I WANTED.
397
00:21:16,626 --> 00:21:17,657
WELL, ONE THING'S FOR SURE.
398
00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:20,660
YOUR DAD CERTAINLY
ISN'T CHEAP, OH.
399
00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:22,861
WHAT ?
400
00:21:22,963 --> 00:21:26,831
OH, THIS-- THAT'S JUST AN
INSIDE JOKE, REAL INSIDE.
401
00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:30,133
IN FACT, EVEN I
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
402
00:21:50,551 --> 00:21:54,184
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
403
00:21:54,286 --> 00:21:57,587
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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