All language subtitles for Humans..S01E16.720p.HDTV.Humans - 1x16.en.

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Episode 16

Put black contact lenses on Ye Kun

so no-one finds out.

How is he?

Too much elecrolyte leakage,

he must charge.

Xiao Ma get the magic skin.

Si Jia, get him charged.

Ye Kun.

He can't charge!

How is Ye Kun?

He can't charge.

Electrolytes, he needs electrolytes!

Use mine.

Don't!

We don't have time, hurry!

And mine.

Quick Li Yao!

Brother Ye Kun, you're awake.

Xiao Ma.

You're awake.

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

That's good.

By the way,

I've already reported Professor Cheng

for illegally tampering with Core Robots

and also reported the fighting club for illegal gambling.

Also

Peng Da Qi was arrested.

The video was also destroyed so you don't need to worry.

Thank you, Li Yao.

What there's to thank for? Aren't we a family?

Don't you have anything to say to me?

I don't have anything to say, I've just had a good think.

If you really die, I'll sell you for scrap.

Sell you by the pound.

Si Jia.

Call me sister.

You're back.

Thats great.

Our family can be reunited again.

I really missed you all.

I don't want to, so sappy.

That is to say

you don't know how to open the singularity?

Right.

Professor Cheng thinks I know.

So he's searching for me.

Because I was the first

conscious Core Robot created.

But I really don't know about the singularity.

That is to say

we're limited edition Core Robots.

Sounds pretty good.

I'm thinking about father's wisdom.

He would definitely leave a way to unlock the singularity.

It's just that it's hidden.

Yes,

dad has always been against opening the singularity.

Li Yao.

Now that we're reunited,

we have to get out of here

and find somewhere to hide.

Just like the lake house.

Great.

I've always wanted to go somewhere it never rains.

Because ever time it rains

I can't go out as I worry rain will get in,

and I feel sad.

Li Yao.

Are you worried about something?

I always feel like the solution to this

is too simple.

Whether it's the incident with Chengshi Electronics,

or the evidence I found against him,

it's all too easy.

And too suspicious.

Everything seems to be arranged,

waiting for me to follow according to his plan.

There's no way this is all

as simple as it seems.

Then, what do you plan to do?

I want to be the first to find

the key to life program.

To have it in our hands

and have the initiative here with us.

Li Yao.

Don't think about it too much.

Go to bed early and rest.

Maybe we'll know tomorrow.

Luo Yun, Luo Yun, there's a problem!

What's the matter?

It's the Hydroponics Farm from today's list.

Didn't Min Cong and Zhao Lin go?

Those two were beaten by your husband!

What?

They are going to sue you now,

says they suffered serious personal injury.

What on earth were you thinking?

What kind of man is a man if he can't even protect

his own woman?

You tell him he can sue me!

I heard

the two of them said your promotion

was due to a relationship with your boss.

Your husband heard and gave them a beating!

They really deserved it.

I understand, thank you.

Don't hit me, don't hit me.

So tired.

Can't fight.

I haven't exercised for so long,

I'm so unfit.

I need a break.

How are you so good at this?

You're so fit,

you're not even sweating!

You need to exercise.

Perks of work include free fitness.

Yes,

I've been lazy for some time.

Thank you Xiao Lan.

For what?

Thanks for bringing me boxing.

Pressure at work is really too high right now.

Such a man,

is there anything you can't let go of?

Come on, let's have another round.

More?

Come on.

The loser this time

treats the other to supper?

You are truly the most energetic woman I have seen.

Come on!

What's up?

Do you feel ill?

It's nothing.

Just a monthly thing.

Might have been too intense a fight.

Then don't fight, rest up.

I'm going to the bathroom.

Then I insist, I'll treat you to supper tonight.

Okay.

You finally came.

Is everyone here?

They're all here, and angry.

Because a sudden board meeting

in the middle of the night has never happened before.

Many things will happen that have never happened before.

They must learn to adapt.

Good evening everyone.

Hao Kang.

Professor Cheng was taken by the police,

what on earth happened?

They said he maliciously

tampered with company Core Robot data,

in an attempt to infringe consumer safety.

What is actually going on?

Yes.

The police have taken Professor Cheng away,

to assist their investigation.

How could he be taken away?

How could this be?

Right. How can he be taken?

Don't worry everyone.

I believe the police can give us a final solution.

Additionally,

during Professor Cheng's absence

I will handle company affairs on his behalf.

Please open the file

in front of you and take a look.

This is Professor Cheng Shi Guang's

personally signed power of attorney.

Starting today

Chengshi Electronics Group

will be completely handled by me.

Are you trying to usurp power, Wen Hao Kang?

Just because you want to control

Chengshi Electronics.

I am the first to disagree!

It's late, if you want to chat go ahead.

I'm going to get some sleep.

Hao Kang.

You've worked with Professor Cheng so many years.

Even if you can't think of a way to save him,

forget it and don't add insult to injury.

It's unethical.

He wants to replace him.

Yes.

Mr Wen, what do we do?

They don't agree to you controlling Chengshi Electronics.

No problem.

I knew they wouldn't agree.

Tonight I was simply giving them notice.

I'm not as easy to deal with as that

old Cheng Shi Guang.

So anyone preventing me opening the singularity

must be eradicated.

We're here,

this is where we're living these days.

These days...

you've been living here?

Can anyone live here?

I'd rather live at a public charging station.

Si Jia.

Talk less.

Why shouldn't I say it?

Don't you all agree?

I'm sorry.

We don't have any money,

and recently we've had to stay hidden.

This place is the best we could find.

No need to apologise.

It's perfectly fine.

With a bit of cleaning up

it won't be bad at all.

Right,

at the lakehouse Li Yao would never clean his room.

He'd always throw his socks away.

Got someone to protect you?

Okay, don't bicker.

With me here,

in a few days you'll feel like you're home.

Yeah,

as long as we're together, wherever we are is home.

Exactly.

Oh yeah, I arranged to meet Qiao You.

I'll go look for her, remember to charge up.

We're not little kids.

Go on and do your tasks.

He's finally left.

We have something very important to do,

let's get started.

This section is dedicated to storing your father's research.

Some of his gradution papers,

and his published research are all here.

Seeing the image of my dad here

is quite strange.

There are second gen rich people, second gen officials,

so you are also a second generation.

Second generation of scientists,

a second gen scientist.

I hope I can find some useful clues here,

some information.

Thank you.

No problem.

If the singularity really is opened,

then I will get to see history.

This is very motivating.

I don't want to open the singularity,

I just want to be the first to get the solution

and then prevent it from being opened.

If there really is a key to life,

I must keep it safe in my hands.

Then let's get started.

I used Qiao You's account information

for the Core Robot sharing app

and rented a few of us out in her name.

I also found some photos

that look very similar to ours,

all Core Robots,

so as not to expose our location.

This is the only way

I can think of to make enough money in a short time.

What is a shared Core Robot?

Simply put,

the idea of a shared Core Robot is

owners of a Core Robot

when they are not using their personal robots,

can rent them out

to people who cannot afford them

due to high price or other reasons,

providing temporary use instead.

So,

are we going to sell our dignity for money?

No need to sell your dignity,

just need to work.

Actually, my account is being monitored,

otherwise my money would be enough for us all.

Don't talk nonsense,

isn't Li Yao's account being monitored too?

Otherwise father's legacy would be enough for him

to become a rich second-generation son.

Don't talk like this.

I've not worked in human society yet,

Si Jia,

what would you say I am suitable for?

In human society,

you're best suited to staying in nursery.

Someone placed an order.

Congratulations, we're all booked.

Let's do this.

We'll meet tonight.

So, what are we doing?

Si Jia you're so beautiful,

you can't be made to do heavy labour.

That's true.

So much for being beautiful.

If you don't want to do it, what do you want?

I see Core Robots have also learned to be lazy.

Apologies, I need to clean up.

Clean up what?

According to humidity, temperature, shape

and texture data, this is stray dog excrement.

Excretion time estimated at 45 minutes ago.

Go, go, go !

So handsome!

Really so handsome. Right!

Look at his muscles.

Look at those lines. Right!

Such a good figure.

Look at his legs.

Yeah! So handsome.

Students,

please copy the move I just did,

follow along with me.

Control your breathing and relax your arms.

Very good.

Keep going everyone.

Arms straight.

Quickly teacher come here, I can't stay upright!

Hold on.

Control your breathing. Keep going.

Take it easy.

Listen to me,

lower your centre of gravity first.

Yes.

Teacher you're so handsome.

Thank you.

We should continue.

Lower your centre of gravity.

Hello Xiao Zhen, I'm Jiang Li.

Your mum sent me to fetch you.

Let go, let go!

You useless robot, let go of me, let go!

Don't run, and I'll let you go.

Fine, I won't run.

How did you know I was a Core Robot?

My mum has done this more than once,

sent a Core Robot pretending to be human,

for a parent-teacher meeting or to pick me up.

She never has time

so she has a robot come lie to me.

Do you think I'm an idiot?

When will the solution to so many things be found?

Why can't my dad find a simple way to tell me?

For example he could hide it in that image,

when I turn on the switch

it's done, can't it be this simple?

Unfortunately

this image was made by the school

with no connection to your dad.

I might have to leave for class

otherwise it will be too late.

I offended Professor Lin last time already,

I can't offend him again.

You need to go to class?

I'm quite envious that you still have classes.

You envy me, I envy you.

You have an electronic brain.

I used to be

jealous of you robots,

it takes me ten years to learn something,

you guys can download it within an hour,

and it's extremely accurate.

Actually, it's not like this.

I think learning is a living thing.

The most valuable skills

gained during evolution require

the use of the soul.

And the knowledge a Core Robot has gained

has only been memorised.

Like, you put a cup of water

into another glass.

You've just changed the glass

but it's still the same cup of water.

But human learning can make this cup of water

evaporate, or become fruit,

or two cups of water,

and many things you can't imagine.

Hearing you say this,

I suddenly feel more balanced.

In fact, I used to take classes.

But,

after I left school my dad

was afraid people would discover

my half-robot nature,

he wouldn't let me go out.

So I can only download information from the internet.

Like you said,

I have an electronic brain, once I see it, I won't forget.

I really envy you.

Your father is Professor Li Jianwei,

his words and deeds are incomparable in the world,

or any university.

It's not how it seems.

My dad was also a very boring person.

I remember one time I told him

I wanted to buy a limited edition skateboard.

Very limited, rush to buy.

Do you know how appealing that is?

I know.

Mainly it's grabbing not buying.

Most of the time,

we don't actually want the acual thing

but enjoy the process of getting it.

Yes.

It's the process.

But do you know what my dad said?

He said...

The blueberries you purchased ten days ago have expired,

please dispose of them.

Dad.

I want to go to the city this weekend.

For what?

To go shopping,

buy some stuff.

I saw you just now

buying plenty of things on the fridge screen.

But there's none of your favourite sea urchin left,

I want to go to the seafood market.

No need,

we can wait until the fridge

prompts us that it's back in stock.

I want to go to a physical shop

and buy a skateboard.

No need to go, I'll make you one.

There are good things ready-made, why not buy?

Our TCL fridge is something you bought right?

It's not the same.

If you want something, isn't it nicer for me to make it?

Isn't it the same dad?

Do you know what limited edition means?

Limited edition means

lots of people know about it but few can get it.

This way others can envy you.

You don't know many people,

who do you want to envy you?

Jiang Li,

Ye Kun,

Qu Si Jia and Xiao Ma.

How about,

I'll write an envy program for you.

Won't take until the weekend, they'll envy you straight away.

You're so boring dad.

It's impossible to talk to you.

What?

Do you want me to envy you?

Don't even think about it,

with a woman like your mother as my wife,

there is no-one in the world I can envy.

Li Yao?

Li Yao?

Actually, now I think about it,

my dad is not that boring.

Whether I want a skateboard or not,

isn't so important.

Now I think about it,

there's nothing happier than having breakfast with him.

Let's go, come to class with me?

Together?

Yes.

I'll show you the clumsy learning

style of us ordinary humans.

Let's go.

Hurry up.

Human, 68 years old, female.

I can't pick up rubbish like an old human lady.

You've made this place dirty.

Excuse me, do excuse me.

I'll clean it up in a while.

You're human,

why are you competing for jobs

with people who share Core Robots?

What are you saying miss?

I have been picking up bottles

on this road for nearly ten years.

I sent my son to college and got him a wife.

But now

the city is developing faster and faster.

Look, this street is getting cleaner and cleaner,

more and more civilised.

And you Core Robots are getting smarter.

I'm going to be laid off.

But, that's a good thing!

These can be sold for money?

Of course!

These can all be recycled,

otherwise it'd not be eco friendly.

But how much can these be sold for?

A little adds up to a lot.

I get up at four every morning

and work until midday.

I can pick up at seven or eight streets.

Don't you have family,

don't they care about you?

Why are you selling bottles for a living?

I have family!

My son's wife is so kind to me.

But I can't stay idle and this is all I know how to do.

I just pick up bottles

and get exercise at the same time.

I saved some money from selling these,

I'll send it to the orphanage.

With what's left I can buy sweets for my grandson,

how nice is that?

Stop counting.

There are 107 bottles in the cart.

You just...

just look and you can know?

I'll give these to you as well.

Miss, you are so kind.

This Core Robot looks like a real person

and has a human touch.

But can you carry so many?

I can do it.

No matter how much, I can handle it.

Grandma.

I've been looked for you most of the day.

You... you've picked up so much!

Yes!

I will make plenty today.

Let's go, grandma I'll come with you to the recycling bin.

Okay, okay.

Miss, thank you.

This is my grandson.

Grandma, she doesn't understand,

she's a Core Robot.

This Core Robot has a human touch,

she understands.

Miss, thank you.

See you again.

Wang Ha Ha,

why did you come to class again?

I do this for breadth of knowledge,

study hard, make progress every day.

Where's your sister?

Don't know.

I didn't see anyone this morning.

Brother-in-law, how is your sister lately?

Why do I feel something is wrong?

Is it love?

You keep such a close eye on her,

how can she have time to fall in love?

Sit here.

Quick, sit.

Why is it this little brat again?

Who on earth is he?

I don't know.

It's over, it's over.

This is the end isn't it.

Pupils,

in the last class

we talked about...

This class is optional

with students from different departments attending.

You won't be noticed here.

Seems quite interesting.

At the end of last week's class

I left you with programming homework,

but I don't know how everyone is doing.

Qiao You.

Where is your homework?

I...

didn't bring it.

Didn't bring it?

What homework?

Who are you?

Why should I tell you?

Exactly.

Look buddy,

I won't let you play like this, acting so cool.

I was writing this program all weekend,

it took all day.

What are you up to?

Come on!

Finish writing it tomorrow!

Did you not bring it, or not do it?

Teacher.

I can guarantee

she really has finished her homework.

Wang Ha Ha.

I heard that you failed four assignments this term.

You shouldn't vouch for others.

Sit down.

Qiao You.

Your academic performance has always been good,

but it's not okay to disrespect your teacher.

No reason for not doing your work.

It's not that she didn't do it, just didn't bring it.

You are the physics student from last time.

What, you also take my class?

Li Yao, this has nothing to do with you.

She was with me last night

and I saw her doing the homework.

But it was late,

when she left she forgot her computer.

Today I came here to bring her this.

Last night was Qiao You really with him?

Don't know.

Then when did she come home?

It seemed quite late.

I'm done.

I'm done.

Fine, where's the homework?

The homework is here.

Come and show me.

In the solar system

and under its various influences

the mass and speed of matter,

and their differences in volume,

every planet has its own trajectory.

Therefore,

any changes in planet position

will affect everything else's position.

I based this model on a simulation,

calculating the distance between

planets and their influence on each other.

Good, good.

Although Qiao You just created a simple model

and is not scientific inference in the true sense,

but technically speaking

this model is very complete.

Class,

Qiao You really shows an innovative spirit.

This is something we can all learn from.

Okay,

you can sit down.

Brother-in-law.

Am I lost in love?

Who's your brother-in-law?

Watch your words.

Sis, please introduce me.

Brother-in-law,

brother-in-law, I am very interested in this,

please teach me.

Shut up, sit down.

Greetings,

I am your shared Core Robot, Xiao Ma.

I have reached the specified location

according to your instructions.

Also have brought a spongebob

balloon according to your instructions.

But you are not here.

According to the rules of Core Robot sharing

we should wait 15 minutes for the renter.

If no user confirmation after 15 minutes

the job will be cancelled and payment made.

I'm here!

Don't cancel.

Hello, are you Ms Gu Xiao Xiao?

I am your shared Core Robot, Xiao Ma.

This works, put it on.

What do you want me to do?

I want you to pretend to be my boyfriend.

Subtitles & translation by pheral // mypheralside.tumblr.com