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♪ Green Acres is the place to be
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♪ Farm living is the life for me
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♪ Land spreading
out so far and wide
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♪ Keep Manhattan just
give me that country side
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♪ New York is
where I'd rather stay
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♪ I get allergic smelling hay
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♪ I just adore a penthouse view
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♪ Darling I love you
but give me Park Avenue
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♪ The chores ♪
The stores ♪ Fresh air
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♪ Times Square ♪ You are my wife
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♪ Goodbye city life
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♪ Green Acres we are there
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- Oh, pardon me son.
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Could you tell me if...
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- Golly, if it isn't
Mr. Wurthwaxer the distinguished
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principal of
Hooterville high school.
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How are ya?
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It's good to see ya again!
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- Well, yes, it's
good to see you.
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- I can tell by the blank
expression on your face
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that you don't remember me.
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- Well I uh...
- I'm Eb Dawson.
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I was in the graduating
class of '61, '62,
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'63, '64, and '65.
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- Well I'm glad
you finally got out.
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- It wasn't easy.
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I had to go over the wall.
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- Oh, well uh...
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- What brings your August
presence to our humble farm?
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- Well I wanted to
talk to Mr. Douglas.
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- Well if you're trying to get
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a contribution for
the school, forget it!
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He's the most tightest man.
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- Most tightest?
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Did you take
english at our school?
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I should hope to kiss a frog!
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English was my bestest subject.
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- Over the wall, hm?
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- Oh, hello there.
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- Oh, Mrs. Douglas,
I'd like you to meet
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an old friend of
mine, Mr. Wurthwaxer.
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This is Mrs. Douglas.
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- How do you do?
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How do you do?
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- Don't give up,
sometimes it takes
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two or three
introductions to get in.
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Mrs. Douglas, this
is Mr. Wurthwaxer.
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- Didn't we meet
somewhere before?
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- Well yes, we...
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- He wants to talk
to Mr. Douglas.
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- Oh, yes, well come on in.
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- After you, old buddy.
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- Oliver, there is
somebody here to see you.
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- Hm, huh?
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- Oliver this is Mr. Waxworks.
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- Wurthwaxer.
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- Mr. Waxworks is
principal of Hooterville high.
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- Wurthwaxer.
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- Eb, haven't you
got some work to do?
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- Oh, yes.
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Oh Mr. Wurthwax, before I
go I just want to thank you
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because if it wasn't for
the schoolin' I got from you,
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I wouldn't be where I am today.
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- Thank you.
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Mr. Douglas, the reason I...
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- On second thought, what
have I got to thank you for?
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I'm nowhere!
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- You're working.
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- Yeah, but everybody
else in my class is on relief.
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- Out!
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- Won't you sit
down Mr. Wixworker.
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- Wockwicker.
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- No, no, Wackworker.
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Oh, Wurthwaxer.
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- Well anyway, would you believe
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I never went to high school?
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I had a private
tutor that used to
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come over and toot me every day.
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- Toot you?
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- Yes, in Hungary girls
don't have to go to school.
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- Lisa, I'm sure Mr. Wurthwaxer
didn't come over here
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for a report on the
Hungarian school system.
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- As a matter of fact
the reason I came over
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was to ask if you would
address one of our classes.
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- Oh, I'd be glad to.
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What do you want
me to talk about?
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- Well I meant Mr. Douglas.
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You see every semester
we invite people from different
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walks of life to
talk to our students
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about job opportunities.
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Since you're an
attorney we'd like to
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have you talk on
law as a profession.
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- Well that's very flattering.
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- You couldn't have picked a
better man than my husband.
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- Well, thank you.
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- He worked for one of the
biggest law firms in New York,
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Felton, O'Connor, Clay, Blakely,
Harmon, Dillon and Pasteur.
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- Uh Lisa, I'm sure the...
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- He was doing great
until he made the mistake
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of asking Mr. Blakely's
blonde secretary out to lunch,
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not knowing that Mr. Harmon
was secretly in love with her,
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but that she was
secretly married
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to Mr. Fulton who was the boss.
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Well naturally, when Mr. Dillon
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and Mr. Pasteur
found out about it...
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- Lisa you don't have to tell
him the whole sordid story!
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- Well I just wanted him to
know what a great big lawyer
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you could have become
if you didn't play around
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with a blonde secretary.
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- Mr. Wurthwaxer, if you
still want me to address
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your class I'd be happy to.
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- Well thank you.
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- Ah, Mr. Kimball.
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- Hi, Mr. Douglas.
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I'd like to introduce
Mr. uh, uh...
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- Dr. Livermore.
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- Oh how do you do, doctor?
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I'm Hank Kimball.
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- Ha ha, yes I'm Oliver Douglas.
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I'm very glad to
meet you, doctor.
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- Oh, well I'm not a doctor,
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but I'm glad to
know you too sir.
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- Mr. Kimball.
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- I'm just opening my
practice here in Hooterville.
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I'm a veterinarian.
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- That means he's
an animal doctor.
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He treats animals.
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Well he doesn't treat 'em,
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he charges them
like everybody else.
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- Uh, yeah, well.
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- Mr. Kimball is taking me
around to meet for farmers.
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I'm trying to get
to know everybody.
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- Oh, well, I'd like
to talk to you but it'll
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have to be some other time
I'm due at Hooterville High
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in about half an hour.
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- Oh you wouldn't go to
school dressed like that.
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Have you got a suit
with bell-bottom pants?
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- No, I'm not going to school.
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I'm just going to make a speech
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on law to one of the classes.
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- Oh, are you a lawyer?
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- No, I'm a county agent.
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What do you do?
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- I'm a veterinarian.
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- You are?
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Boy, you're the second
one I've met today, hm!
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- Look if you'll excuse me.
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- Where are you going?
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- I told you, I'm going
to Hooterville High
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to make a speech on
law as a profession.
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- Oh, I'm going to make a
speech to them next week
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on agriculture as a career.
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It's about agriculture
as a career.
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- Yeah, that's fine, now...
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- I dug up a lot of facts
and figures on that.
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Well I didn't dig
'em up, I just sort of.
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You know that soy beans
only come in one sex?
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- No I didn't.
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- Yeah, most
people don't know it.
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Matter of fact, most
soy beans don't know it.
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But they keep right on
getting married anyway.
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- That's very interesting.
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- What is?
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- That, uh...
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- Say do you think
that soy beans might be
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a little too racy
for a mixed group?
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- Well, I really...
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- I talked about the same
subject at the state college.
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I used slides there.
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They got an x-rating.
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- Oh, well I want
to see those slides.
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- They're at the
district attorney's office.
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- Yes, it's been very
nice meeting you doctor.
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- Well it's been nice
meeting you too sir.
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And if you ever need
a vet, Mr. Douglas,
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be sure to call him.
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- And you'll find that
there are many fascinating
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phrases of law
which are open to you.
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I practiced corporation law
when I lived in New York City.
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That's a very highly
technical kind of law
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but I found it very rewarding
and I must say remunerative.
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- Mr. Douglas, could
I ask a question?
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- Of course.
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- If you found law
so removerative.
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- Remunerative.
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- I know.
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Well if it was, why did you
give up law and move out here?
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- Oh, that's a question
many people have asked me.
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It wasn't that I gave up law.
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I gave up living in the city.
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I always wanted to be a farmer.
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- Well then why did you
buy the Haney place?
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- Well...
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- Alfred why don't you be
quiet and let Mr. Douglas talk?
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- Yes, thank you, thank you.
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Oh, the Haney
farm isn't that bad.
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There are thousands of
other small farms just like it.
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- Only they all have water.
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- Yes, well...
- And electricity.
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- We have...
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- And you don't
have to climb a pole
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to answer the phone either.
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- Alfred, you're a creep.
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- Just children,
please, please please.
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As I started to say, I
bought a farm to satisfy
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my love for growing things.
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Eventually, I plan to
start practicing law again.
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Not corporation law, the
kind of law I hope some of you
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will one day
practice, rural law.
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The law of Abraham
Lincoln, Daniel Webster.
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There's a great need for
lawyers in our farm areas.
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There's nothing
more gratifying than.
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Look, I hope you'll all
consider law as a profession.
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Young lady, don't you
have another class?
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- Yes sir, but I'd much rather
sit here and listen to you.
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- Well that's very kind of you.
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- You make law
sound so fascinating.
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- Oh?
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Well do you have any questions?
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- Just one.
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- Yes?
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- Are you married?
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- How many children
were there in the class?
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- Oh, I don't know, 10, 12.
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- Did they like your speech?
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- Yes, I think that
they, as a matter of fact
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one of the students was
very compliment, ment.
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Uh, one of the students was...
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- Would you like to
have some lemonade?
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- Lemonade, that's
what you're making?
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- Well they're
lemons aren't they?
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- Yes, but you have
to squeeze 'em.
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- No no no, they
stay fresher this way.
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- Oh.
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- What did you
say to the children?
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- Oh, well, I, at first
I introduced myself
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to the class, you know?
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And then I said...
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- Would you rather have
some sauerkrautade?
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- Sauerkraut?
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Lisa, I thought you wanted
to hear what I said to to class.
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- Oh, I'm sorry
darling, go right ahead.
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- Well, I told 'em
law is a fascinating...
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- Your suit came
back from the cleaners.
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- Good.
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Law is a fascinating...
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- They lost the pockets.
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- How could the
cleaner lose the pockets?
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- Oh, the cleaners
didn't lose the pockets.
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It was the laundry.
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00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,677
- The laundry?
252
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,779
- You see, the pockets
got dirty and I cut them out
253
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,448
and I sent them to the laundry.
254
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,383
- You shouldn't have to do that.
255
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:17,887
When they dry clean the
suit they dry clean the pockets.
256
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,223
- Not if the pockets
are at the laundry.
257
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,526
- Oh for the love of...
- Hey, Mr. Douglas.
258
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,061
How did your speech go?
259
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:25,895
- Fine.
260
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,897
- What did you say?
261
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,098
- Well I told the class...
262
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,955
- Oh, before I forget,
263
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,837
your pockets came
back from the laundry.
264
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,839
- I don't believe this.
265
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,042
I just don't believe it.
266
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,177
- What about your
speech, what did you say?
267
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:45,314
- Oh, he told the children
that law is a fascinating.
268
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,183
- A fascinating what?
269
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,184
- I don't know.
270
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,553
That's all he said.
271
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:53,156
- Huh, that's not
much of a speech.
272
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,624
- Look if you'd just
let me finish it, huh?
273
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:56,926
I, I...
274
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,928
- Boy, this is the best
lemonade I ever tasted!
275
00:11:58,952 --> 00:11:59,952
- See.
276
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,431
- But it's not as good
as your sauerkrautade.
277
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:03,933
- See.
278
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,668
- That's yummy for the tummy.
279
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:06,869
- See.
280
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,671
- Will you two excuse me?
281
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,306
- Where are you going?
282
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,275
- To sew my pockets
back in my pants.
283
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,541
- Oh, hello there!
284
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:29,525
Mr. Douglas has a
thing for clean porches.
285
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,994
- Then this is his home.
286
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,763
This is where he
practices the law
287
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:36,532
of Abraham Lincoln
and Daniel Webster.
288
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:41,104
- Yes, and it's also where he
makes a mess in the bathroom.
289
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,172
- Oh are you his housekeeper?
290
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,473
- Among other things.
291
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,308
- How long have
you worked for him?
292
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,444
- Ever since we were married.
293
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,114
- Oh, you're his wife.
294
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,281
- Yes.
295
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,616
- Funny, somehow I thought he'd
296
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,352
be married to
somebody much younger.
297
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:59,021
- Up to now it's been
nice talking to you.
298
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,623
- Oh I didn't mean
that you were old.
299
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,893
In fact you're very young
looking for your age.
300
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:08,397
- All I did was come out
to vacuum the front porch.
301
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,067
- Your husband
spoke to our class.
302
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:14,336
Oh, he's so brilliant
and fascinating,
303
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:18,707
so convincing and
debonair and sophisticated
304
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,899
and just plain old dreamy.
305
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:25,804
- That's my husband,
plain and old and dreamy.
306
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,450
- After hearing him
talk I've decided
307
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,187
to make law my life's work.
308
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,055
Do you think he'd mind if I
asked him a few questions
309
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,724
about how one goes
about becoming a lawyer?
310
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,094
- Oh, I'm sure he'd
be very happy to.
311
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,295
- Is he home?
312
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,063
- Yes, he's in the
bedroom sewing
313
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,587
his pockets back in his pants.
314
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,367
- Sewing his?
315
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,936
- Come on in, come on.
316
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,770
- Thank you.
317
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,194
- Oliver, Oliver!
318
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,374
- Lisa how do you
sew a pocket, oh oh.
319
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,343
- This young lady
wants to talk to you.
320
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,280
- Oh yes, yes, you're uh...
- Kathy Baxter.
321
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,981
- Kathy, yes, of course.
322
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,184
- You remembered my name.
323
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,752
Oh, yes well.
324
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,654
What can I do for you?
325
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,589
- I want to be a
lawyer like you.
326
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:08,613
- Oh?
327
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,260
When did you decide that?
328
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,461
- After your talk.
329
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,730
- You made law sound so groovy.
330
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:15,754
- Groovy?
331
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,101
- When Dr. Fletcher spoke
to our class I wanted to be
332
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,503
a psychiatrist but
everybody just,
333
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,372
everybody's a psychiatrist.
334
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,296
But law, that's so uh...
335
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,299
- Groovy.
336
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,080
- That's exactly what
I was going to say.
337
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,115
Isn't it wonderful when
you meet somebody
338
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,985
whose mind works
just like yours?
339
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,553
- Yes, yes.
340
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:41,357
Lisa, maybe Kathy
would like a cold drink?
341
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:45,461
- What would you like,
lemonade or sauerkrautade?
342
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,196
- How about a glass of milk?
343
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,232
- Oh, that would be groovy.
344
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,022
- I'll be right back.
345
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,803
- Your wife is charming,
what a delightful accent.
346
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,405
Polish, isn't she?
347
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,263
- No, she's Hungarian.
348
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,943
- Isn't that the same thing?
349
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,811
- Oh, no, not
exactly, it's just...
350
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,580
- Here you are.
351
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,547
There you are.
352
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,782
- Thank you.
353
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,484
Do you think milk
is a childish drink?
354
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,354
- Oh, no, I drink
it quite often.
355
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,554
- You do?
356
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,457
We seem to have so
many things in common.
357
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:18,394
- Uh Kathy, what
can I do to help you?
358
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,997
- Oh, just tell me everything
you know about law.
359
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,032
- It's very complicated.
360
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,500
- Oh I have plenty of time.
361
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,870
- Well, oh say, I
have a very fine book
362
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,395
over here that might help you.
363
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,667
It's called An
Introduction to Law.
364
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,982
I used it in college.
365
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,051
- Oh, your very own college book
366
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,852
and you're lending it to me?
367
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,655
Oh I'll take very good
care of it I promise.
368
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,524
Oh and I'll bring it right back.
369
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,793
- Oh, no hurry at
all, take your time.
370
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:51,928
- Thank you.
371
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,662
Thank you so much.
372
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:54,686
Bye.
373
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,189
- Bye.
374
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:02,171
- Well, it looks like you have
your first schoolgirl crush.
375
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,739
She's smitten on you.
376
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:07,031
- Oh, she's not
smitten on me, with me.
377
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,445
How could she be?
378
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,147
She just saw me once.
379
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:14,116
- Have you ever
been a girl of 16?
380
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,617
- Of course not.
381
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,610
- Well I was, and I remember
how I felt when I was 16.
382
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,381
- How many years were you 16?
383
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:28,197
- Look, I had enough with
Ms. Groovy without you.
384
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,432
- Oh, I'm sorry.
385
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,800
I guess you Polish
girls are sensitive
386
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,902
about things like that.
387
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,604
- What Polish girls?
388
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,306
- Oh, Lisa.
389
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,774
How about starting dinner?
390
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,177
Let's forget this
whole silly thing.
391
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,946
- Well you can forget
it, and I can forget it,
392
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:48,050
but believe me she
is not going to forget it.
393
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,697
- Hi Kathy.
394
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,466
- Alfred do you have
to be so juvenile?
395
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,666
- Oh, what did I do?
396
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,335
- That car, it's horrible!
397
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,569
- What do you mean?
398
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,172
I just paid six bucks
to have it painted.
399
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,674
- Don't you ever wear a tie?
400
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,743
- What for, we're just
going to the movies?
401
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,978
- Are we?
402
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,446
- Well we had a date.
403
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:21,150
They're showing a swell
flick, The Atomic Pizza.
404
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,285
- Oh, how infantile.
405
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,087
- Well you liked the
one we saw last week,
406
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:28,724
The Human Hamburger
Goes to Hawaii.
407
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,326
Come on, let's go.
408
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,793
- I'm sorry but there
are more important
409
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,229
things in life than movies.
410
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,563
- Like what?
411
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,098
- One's career.
412
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,867
- Oh, I see, you're still
on the psychiatrist kick.
413
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,102
- No.
414
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,803
- You've gone back to
being a bacteriologist.
415
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,239
- No.
416
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,173
- A nurse?
417
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,509
- I'm going to be a lawyer.
418
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:49,278
- Oh that's right,
Mr. Douglas was the last cat
419
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,546
who spoke to our class.
420
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,713
- Why don't you go away,
421
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,916
I have a lot of
intensive reading to do.
422
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,518
- Well what about our date?
423
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,920
- Find some teenager who
will appreciate somebody
424
00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,610
with your mentality!
425
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,985
- I'm going steady
with a freak-out.
426
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,404
- Oliver, Oliver.
427
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,238
- Hm?
428
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,073
- Are you ready?
429
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,174
- Where are we going?
430
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,530
- To the movies.
431
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,843
- What's playing?
432
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,946
- The Atomic Pizza.
433
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,114
- The Atomic...
434
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,915
- It's about this
scientist who is in love
435
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,386
with this Italian girl who
owns her own pizza parlor,
436
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,355
but she doesn't like him
and so to get even with her,
437
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:37,093
he pours some radioactive
stuff on her pizza.
438
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:40,696
This makes the pepperonis
grow and before you know it,
439
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,221
the pepperonis rule the world.
440
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,969
- Oh, that sounds
like a real jim dandy.
441
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,737
- It's made by the
same studio that made
442
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,840
The Human Hamburger
Goes to Hawaii.
443
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,041
Remember that?
444
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,177
Where the hamburger
was born with a brain...
445
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,279
- All right, all right, I'll go.
446
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,415
- Oh, you're a good sport.
447
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,417
I'll get your coat.
448
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:08,724
- Mr. Douglas.
449
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,892
- Oh, it's...
- I hope I'm not intruding.
450
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,561
- Well we were just about...
451
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,363
- I finished your book.
452
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,166
- I just gave it to
you this afternoon.
453
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,603
- I couldn't put it down
it was just darling.
454
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:21,870
- Darling?
455
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,072
- Coming, sweetheart!
456
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,330
- Oh, I wasn't darling you.
457
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,877
- Hello, Kathy.
458
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,013
- Mrs. Douglas, don't
you look just beautiful
459
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,037
with all that makeup on.
460
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,952
- I should have
stayed in the bedroom.
461
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,721
- Mr. Douglas, I have so
many questions to ask you.
462
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:42,891
What college do you
think I should go to?
463
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,327
- Well Kathy, we were
just about to leave.
464
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,129
We're going to the movies.
465
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,964
- What movie were
you going to see?
466
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,366
- Atomic Pizza.
467
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,868
- Oh, I've been
dying to see that.
468
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,570
I begged Alfred
to take me but...
469
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,605
- Well, why don't
you come with us.
470
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,040
- Oh no, I'm sure
she wouldn't care to...
471
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,630
- Oh, I'd adore to.
472
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,245
- Well wouldn't you
have to call your parents?
473
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,381
- Mr. Douglas I'm not a child.
474
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,783
I have my own house
key and everything.
475
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,640
- Well, then let's go.
476
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,121
- Lisa, why did you have to...
477
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,023
- If you're going to
break up a crush,
478
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,882
let her get a good look
at you eating popcorn.
479
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,931
- How come you sent to
see that movie with him
480
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,733
but you wouldn't
go to see it with me?
481
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,635
- I don't have to
explain anything to you.
482
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,504
- We're going steady aren't we?
483
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,106
- Steady, how childish.
484
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,374
- You didn't think
it was very childish
485
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,276
when I gave you my class pin.
486
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,744
- Well you may have it back.
487
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,813
- Oh, not again.
488
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,748
Every time somebody
talks to our class
489
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,185
you end up with a crush
and I get my pin back.
490
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,087
- This is not a crush.
491
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,324
This time it's the real thing.
492
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,926
- Oh boy, you stole
that line right out of
493
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,617
The Human Hamburger.
494
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,865
- Alfred will you please
go about your business?
495
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,434
- I certainly will!
496
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,835
- Hello there.
497
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,539
- Oh, does
Mr. Douglas live here?
498
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,319
- Yes.
499
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,455
- What are you, his daughter?
500
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:22,157
- Ooh, what a nice young man.
501
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,792
Come on, come on in.
502
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,729
- My name is Alfred Newton.
503
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,096
- I'm Lisa Douglas.
504
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,098
- Oh, what a way-out name.
505
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,622
- You dig it, huh?
506
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,104
- Can I speak to your father?
507
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,440
- Why you're getting
nicer every minute.
508
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:42,411
Darling, there is
somebody here to see you.
509
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,079
- Who are you calling?
510
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,281
Oh, hello.
511
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:48,450
- Papa, this is Alfred Newton.
512
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,619
- Uh, yes yes, you were that...
513
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,187
- You must feel
pretty proud of yourself
514
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,923
getting Kathy to fall for you.
515
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:56,158
- Well I didn't...
516
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:58,093
- You should be
ashamed of yourself!
517
00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,662
How would you like
it if your daughter
518
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:02,998
went out with a
man as old as you?
519
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,232
- My daughter!
520
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,336
- Give the groovy boy
a blank check, papa.
521
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,638
- Look will you stop
calling me papa.
522
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,994
This is my wife!
523
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,976
- Oh, you sure like
'em young don't ya?
524
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,178
- Look!
525
00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:18,013
- I bet she's not
much older than I am.
526
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,616
- Mm, maybe three years.
527
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,717
- Lisa will you...
528
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,652
- What does Kathy see in you?
529
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,955
- Oh, she thinks he's
brilliant, fascinating,
530
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,458
debonair, sophisticated.
531
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,226
- And plain old dreamy?
532
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,683
- Well, yes, yes.
533
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,565
- That's what she said
about all the other guys
534
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,133
that talked to our class.
535
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:42,471
The doctor, the biologist,
the psychiatrist, the engineer.
536
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,640
I never saw it to fail.
537
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:48,243
She gets a crush on
any one of you old guys.
538
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:51,213
And so far you're the oldest.
539
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:52,781
- Now, look you little!
540
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:56,885
- Try the counting
bit, one two three four.
541
00:22:56,909 --> 00:23:00,723
- Alfred, I'm not
interested in your girlfriend!
542
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:03,559
- Well she's hung up on you,
and you better do something
543
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,027
about it because there's
a big prom coming up
544
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:10,098
and I don't want to
have to take my brother!
545
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,602
- What now, old man?
546
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:14,837
- Now stop calling me...
547
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,673
- Well I guess what it
sows for your gander
548
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:20,175
isn't good for your goose.
549
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:22,143
- What does that mean?
550
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,613
- Well, what are
you going to do now?
551
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,448
- I don't know.
552
00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:27,983
What do you do
about a kid that falls
553
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:31,975
for every old man that, I mean
every man that lectures to...
554
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:34,913
Yeah.
555
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,926
- What does that mean?
556
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:40,462
- Oh no, Dr. Livermore,
I think it's a great way
557
00:23:40,486 --> 00:23:42,297
to get to know the
people around here,
558
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:44,254
through their children.
559
00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:47,002
Yes, I'm sure
Mr. Wurthwaxer would be glad
560
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,772
to have you talk to the class.
561
00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:51,407
No no, don't thank me.
562
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:54,676
No, I'm more than glad to do it.
563
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:55,933
Right, bye bye.
564
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,282
- Don't you feel a little pinky
565
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:02,618
about what you
did to the doctor?
566
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,386
- Maybe a little bit but...
567
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,955
- I hope it works
because I'm getting tired
568
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:10,759
of being battered with
that senior citizen stuff.
569
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,828
- Well, even if it doesn't
work, the kids ought to
570
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:15,864
enjoy hearing about how
to become a veterinarian.
571
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,566
- Yes, there's a tremendous
need for veterinarians
572
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:20,536
in the rural areas and I'm
sure you will find that working...
573
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,749
Young lady, don't you
have another class?
574
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:37,085
- Yes sir, but I'd much rather
sit here and listen to you.
575
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:38,687
- That's very kind of you.
576
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:41,790
- You make being a
veterinarian sound so fascinating.
577
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,992
- Oh, do you have any questions?
578
00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:45,126
- Just one.
579
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,695
- Yes?
580
00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,296
- Are you married?
581
00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:31,562
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