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♫♫
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(Horns honking)
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(Peter bjorn and John's
"young folks" playing)
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(Gossip girl)
Hey, upper east siders,
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gossip girl here,
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and I have
the biggest news ever.
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One of my many sources...
Melanie91... sends us this...
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Spotted at grand central,
bags in hand...
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Serena Van Der Woodsen.
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Was it only a year ago
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our "it" girl
mysteriously disappeared
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for "boarding school"?
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And just as suddenly,
she's back.
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Don't believe me?
See for yourselves.
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(Camera phone shutter snaps)
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Lucky for us,
melanie91 sent proof.
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Thanks for the photo, Mel.
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(Man) Service to New Jersey...
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Dan, Jenny, over here!
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Hey, dad!
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Hey, hey, you made it!
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Welcome back.
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How was your weekend?
How's your mom?
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Fine.
(Jenny) She's good.
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Uh, fine and good.
She's... she's good
and... and fine.
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Like, "maybe I never should've
left Manhattan" fine,
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or "taking a time-out
from my marriage
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was the best idea
I ever had" fine?
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Dad, you know what?
I-I am, uh, I'm starving.
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♫ And we don't care about
the young folks ♫
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Let's go home. I'm cooking.
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Caprese salad, a little
mozzarella di bufala.
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(Jenny laughs)
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Yeah, I'm gonna make you guys...
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Spotted... lonely boy.
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Can't believe the love
of his life has returned...
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If only she knew who he was.
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(Cell phones ringing)
But everyone knows Serena,
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and everyone is talking.
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(Cell phone rings and vibrates)
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Wonder what
Blair Waldorf thinks.
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Sure, they're b.F.F.S,
but we always thought
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Blair's boyfriend Nate
had a thing for Serena.
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(Rihanna)
♫ if it's lovin' that you want ♫
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♫ you should make me your girl,
your girl ♫
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♫ if it's somethin'
that you need ♫
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♫ baby, come and share
my world ♫
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Design a dress for this woman.
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Blair, if you're gonna wear
one of my designs,
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tell me so we can at least
get it properly fitted.
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Thanks, mom.
Keep that in mind.
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Great party.
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(Chuckles)
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She is my best advertisement.
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So, Nate, you started thinking
about college?
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Well, actually,
I'm a dartmouth man.
Yes, dad's always spoken
very highly of dartmouth,
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but I'd like to check out west.
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You know, maybe u.S.C.,
u.C.L.A...
His mother
wouldn't hear of it.
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Dartmouth is
far enough away for her.
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Yes, well,
dartmouth is my first choice.
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Excuse me, captain.
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Nate, can I borrow you?
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Uh, sure. Will you excuse me
for a second?
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Nathaniel...
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Any interest in some fresh air?
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When I get back?
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If he gets back.
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♫♫
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What's going on?
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I wanna do this...
It... now.
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Now now?
Yeah.
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I thought you wanted to wait.
Not anymore.
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Better lock it down
with Nate, b. Clock's ticking.
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Oh, my god! You'll never
believe what's on "gossip girl."
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Someone saw Serena getting off
the train at grand central.
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Good. Things were getting
a little dull around here.
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(Justin Timberlake's "what goes
around... comes around" playing)
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Thank you.
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I love you...
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Nate Archibald.
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Always have, always will.
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I love you, too.
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♫ Hey, girl, is he everything
you wanted in a man? ♫
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♫ You know I gave you
the world ♫
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Serena Van Der Woodsen?
Is that you?!
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(Knock on door)
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(Mrs. Waldorf)
Blair, it's Serena!
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Serena?
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Serena's at school.
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Kiss me.
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No, I just heard
your mom say she's here.
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Don't you wanna go say hey?
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Yeah...
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Totally.
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(Girl) But I heard
she was pregnant.
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(Girl) No, but it's rehab.
Sign me up for that.
(Boy) She looks good.
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So I told him, "forget it.
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I don't care if it's murakami.
It clashes with my sofa."
(Laughs)
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Mom. Mom.
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Hey.
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Oh!
Hey, good to see you.
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Serena, darling. Oh!
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Um, so where is he?
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What, they haven't
let him out yet?
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(Lowered voice) Oh, let's not
discuss that right now, okay?
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I thought you might wanna
see some of your friends.
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(Scoffs) Thanks.
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♫ What goes around,
goes around, goes around ♫
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♫ comes all the way
back around ♫
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♫ what goes around,
goes around, goes around ♫
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♫ comes all the way
back around ♫
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Hi!
Hi!
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Serena!
It's so good to see you!
How are you? Good to see you!
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Come, we're about
to have dinner.
I'll set a place for you
at the table next to Blair.
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Yeah, actually, um,
there's somewhere I have to go.
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You're leaving?
Yeah, I-I just...
I don't feel well.
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Aw.
I just wanted
to come by and say hi.
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I'll see you at school tomorrow.
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♫ Said that you were
moving on now, on now ♫
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School? So I guess
she's back for good.
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Didn't you know she was coming?
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Of course I did.
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I just... wanted it
to be a surprise.
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Word is
that s. Bailed on b.'S party
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in under 90 seconds
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and didn't even have
one limoncello.
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Has our bad girl
really gone good?
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Or is it all
just part of the act?
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Young lady, you can't be here.
Visiting hours are over.
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I'm family.
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He's my brother.
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Why'd she leave?
Why'd she return?
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Send me all the deets.
And who am I?
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That's one secret
I'll never tell...
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The only one.
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X.o.x.o., gossip girl.
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♫♫
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Serena?
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Serena?
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Hey.
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Hey, how are you?
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You know...
I've been better.
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Eric, I know I've been
a terrible sister...
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Oh, I'm just so happy
to see you.
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Must be a lot of rumors
why you're back.
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Yeah, but none of them
mention you.
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Just like mom wants, huh?
What do I want, baby?
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For Serena to sleep in her own
bed, possibly wearing pajamas.
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Morning, mom.
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Hey, I was just about
to ask the doctor
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if I could take Eric
to breakfast. Wanna come?
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Um... no.
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I think what I'll do is go get
him a croissant down the street.
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Serena, don't.
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Let me guess... you told everyone
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Eric's just visiting grandpa
in Rhode Island.
Your aunt Carol in Miami.
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So you're actually hiding him?
He tries to take his own life,
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and you're worried it's gonna
cost you "mom of the year"?
Serena, you've been gone,
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doing who knows what
with god knows who...
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I told you, boarding school
was not like that.
Then you know what?
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As happy as I am
to have you home,
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you have no idea
what it's been like.
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(Elevator bell dings)
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♫♫
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Guess whose dad is cool?
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It's a trick question.
Yeah, 'cause it can't be ours.
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Ha ha, ha ha. Look at this.
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"Top ten forgotten bands
of the '90s."
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Yeah, check out
who's number nine.
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He's very proud.
Mm-hmm.
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Hey! Hey, way to be forgotten.
But that's how
you get remembered.
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Maybe you'd care if dad's band
was on "gossip girl."
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What?
I don't read "gossip girl."
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That's... that's for chicks.
So that wasn't your laptop
open to it last night
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reading all about
Serena Van Der Woodsen?
"Rolling stone"? Wow.
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Let me take a look
at this again, dad. Très cool.
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(Dan) Lincoln hawk...
Number nine.
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Hey,
what are you working on?
It's called
the kiss on the lips party.
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Everyone's going.
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You were invited to that?
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Well, no offense
if I sound surprised
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since I've never been invited.
One of the girls in my art class
saw my calligraphy,
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and she said that if I addressed
all the invitations
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that I could have one.
Sounds very fair. The sweatshops
could learn a thing or two.
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Dad, this is not a platform
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for one of
your anticapitalist rants.
Yes, it is.
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Besides, you make us
go to private school.
That's for your education.
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So we should just be anonymous
losers who eat lunch alone
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and never get invited
to parties?
(Dan) Works for me.
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Mom thinks it's a good idea.
And her judgment
is always sound, right?
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♫♫
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Jenny, you wanna go
to that party, you should go.
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You kids could use some fun.
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(Horns honking)
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Nate?
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Oh, hey.
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Uh, your mom told me
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you guys were staying here
at the palace.
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Yeah, uh,
we're renovating again.
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You know my mom...
If it's not broke, break it.
(Laughs)
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So what are you doing here?
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Oh, I just wanted
to see how you were.
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You seemed kind of upset
last night.
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I-I gotta get going and change
for school. I'm gonna be late.
Serena...
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No. No.
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But you're back now...
I didn't come back for you.
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Look, Blair's my best friend,
and you're her boyfriend,
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and she loves you.
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That's the way
things are supposed to be.
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(Horn honks)
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(Man) Hey,
watch where you're going!
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(Horn honks)
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Serena looked effing hot
last night.
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There's something wrong
with that level of perfection.
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It needs to be violated.
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You are deeply disturbed.
And yet, you know I'm right.
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You're telling me
if you had the chance...
I have a girlfriend.
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You guys have been dating
since kindergarten
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and you haven't sealed the deal.
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Who says, "seal the deal"?
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(Chuckles) Come on.
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Are you following us
or something?
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No, I-I go to your school.
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Identical uniforms?
Is that kind of a tip-off?
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That's funny.
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(Clears throat)
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So you guys wanna
sit together at lunch?
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(Girl) So cute!
(Girl) These should
be framed or something.
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Not bad work.
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And here's yours, as promised.
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Thanks.
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Hey.
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Here you guys are.
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I looked all over
the dining hall for you.
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Oh, hi, I'm Serena.
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I know.
I mean, hi, I'm Jenny.
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Hi. (Laughs nervously)
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So...
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When's the party?
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Saturday.
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And...
You're kinda not invited...
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Since until 12 hours ago,
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everyone thought
you were at boarding school.
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00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,755
Now we're full, and, uh,
Jenny used up all the invites.
245
00:11:25,756 --> 00:11:28,158
Um, actually... you can go now.
246
00:11:33,223 --> 00:11:34,824
Sorry.
247
00:11:34,825 --> 00:11:36,195
No, that's okay.
248
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,267
I got a lot of stuff
to do anyway.
249
00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:41,300
Well, we should get going then.
250
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,432
Unless you want us
to wait for you.
251
00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:46,807
Looks like
you got a lot of yogurt left.
No, go ahead.
252
00:11:52,783 --> 00:11:55,215
Blair,
think we could meet tonight?
253
00:11:57,147 --> 00:11:58,447
I'd love to,
254
00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:01,050
but I'm doing something
with Nate tonight.
255
00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:03,753
The palace. 8:00?
256
00:12:03,754 --> 00:12:06,325
Nate will wait.
Spotted on
the steps of the met...
257
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,197
An s. And b. Power struggle.
258
00:12:08,198 --> 00:12:10,329
I could probably do a half-hour.
259
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,802
Did s. Think
she could waltz home,
260
00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:15,304
and things would be
just like they were?
Thanks for making the time.
261
00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:17,907
You're my best friend.
262
00:12:17,908 --> 00:12:20,940
Did b. Think s.
Would go down without a fight?
263
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:24,874
Or can these two hotties
work it out?
264
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,946
There's nothing
gossip girl likes more
265
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,048
than a good catfight,
266
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,952
and this could be a classic.
267
00:12:37,888 --> 00:12:39,859
Uh, you know... you know, dad,
268
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,861
there's this thing
called MySpace
269
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,963
where you can post
all this information online.
270
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,965
Save some trees. Have a blog.
271
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:49,068
Maybe if musicians
got off their blogs
272
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,070
and picked up their guitars,
273
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,302
the music business
would be in better shape.
274
00:12:53,303 --> 00:12:55,474
Spoken like a true relic.
Thanks, son.
275
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,847
(Cell phone rings and vibrates)
276
00:12:57,848 --> 00:13:00,049
(The mooney suzuki's "99%"
playing)
277
00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:03,853
Hey, dad, listen, um, I gotta
run. Are you gonna be okay?
278
00:13:03,854 --> 00:13:06,055
Yeah. Yeah,
your mom will be back.
279
00:13:06,056 --> 00:13:07,817
She's always been a free spirit.
280
00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:10,920
That's one of the reasons I fell
for her in the first place.
281
00:13:10,921 --> 00:13:13,392
I meant with the fliers.
282
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,024
♫♫
283
00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:18,167
(Laughs) Luckily,
staple guns are old school.
284
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:20,269
♫ Sing ♫
♫ na, na, na, na ♫
285
00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:22,872
Go. I'm gonna be fine.
All right.
286
00:13:22,873 --> 00:13:25,304
♫ Na, na, na, na ♫
287
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,237
I talked to the nurse,
and I'm kidnapping you.
We're going shopping,
aren't we?
288
00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:30,239
We're going to Bendel's, just
for an hour, though, I swear.
289
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:33,282
I had a really bad day.
Really?
'Cause I had a great day...
290
00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:35,985
A couple of pills,
bunch of rorschach tests.
291
00:13:35,986 --> 00:13:39,118
They had this green jell-o
for lunch.
Mmm! Why didn't you save me any?
Come on, let's go.
292
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:42,051
We gotta get you out of here
before mom shows up.
293
00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:45,025
♫♫
294
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,600
Jenny, what is it?
295
00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:53,062
What's wrong?
296
00:13:53,063 --> 00:13:55,064
Do you like this on me?
297
00:13:55,065 --> 00:13:57,867
Wait... wait a second.
Is that why you needed me?
298
00:13:57,868 --> 00:14:00,439
I thought
this was an emergency.
A fashion emergency.
299
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,442
I mean come on, I've never
been to a big dance before.
Neither have I.
300
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:07,176
Yeah, but mom's gone, and dad's
allergic to department stores.
301
00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:09,378
♫♫
302
00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:11,881
Well, you look good, Jen.
303
00:14:11,882 --> 00:14:13,452
You do, really.
304
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,924
Thanks.
305
00:14:14,925 --> 00:14:17,256
I mean, too bad
it's more than our rent,
306
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,889
but I think I can
sew something like it.
307
00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:22,191
Oh, my gosh, it's Serena.
308
00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:23,963
Hi, Serena!
309
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,464
(Serena) Hey!
310
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,368
♫♫
311
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:32,441
Hey. Jenny, right?
Yeah. Hi.
312
00:14:32,442 --> 00:14:34,073
This is my...
313
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,875
Stylist and personal shopper
Eric. Hi.
(Laughs)
314
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,249
Uh, hi.
Um, this is my brother.
315
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,651
Or...
316
00:14:42,652 --> 00:14:45,284
Um, so is... is that your dress
for the kiss on the lips party?
317
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,285
Sort of.
318
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,058
Speaking of that, um, here.
319
00:14:49,059 --> 00:14:50,619
I made you one
during free period,
320
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:55,164
but if anyone asks where
you got it, I know nothing.
321
00:14:55,165 --> 00:14:56,395
Thanks.
322
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,998
♫♫
323
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,100
Dan? Dan?
324
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,901
Jenny?
325
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,974
That dress would look
even better in black.
326
00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:09,038
Black. Cool. Thanks.
327
00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:12,982
(Woman) ♫ all the ladies
say hey ♫
328
00:15:12,983 --> 00:15:16,315
This is some good stuff.
329
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,987
Yeah, I'm gonna need it.
330
00:15:17,988 --> 00:15:19,618
Blair's mom's
at the country house.
331
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:23,452
Yeah? Well, then maybe I should
swipe some of my dad's Viagra...
332
00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:24,923
Or my mom's Paxil?
333
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,925
Nathaniel, you're finally
about to have sex
334
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,327
with your girlfriend.
335
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,960
It's like you're headed
to your execution.
336
00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:32,661
No, man, I'm good.
337
00:15:32,662 --> 00:15:34,103
Talk to Chuck, buddy.
338
00:15:34,104 --> 00:15:35,934
You and Blair
have been dating forever.
339
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,268
All of a sudden
there's a problem?
There's no problem.
340
00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:41,470
It's just...
341
00:15:41,471 --> 00:15:43,342
Do you ever feel like
342
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,075
our whole lives
have been planned out for us,
343
00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:48,647
that we're just gonna
end up like our parents?
344
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,649
Man, that's a dark thought.
345
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:55,124
And aren't we entitled
to choose, just to be happy?
Look, easy, socrates.
346
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,156
What we're entitled to
is a trust fund,
347
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,958
maybe a house in the Hamptons,
a prescription drug problem.
348
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,993
But happiness does not
seem to be on the menu,
349
00:16:03,994 --> 00:16:06,095
so smoke up
and seal the deal with Blair,
350
00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:09,099
'cause you're also entitled
to tap that ass.
351
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,304
♫♫
352
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:20,409
So how's your mom doing
with the divorce and everything?
353
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:22,151
Great.
354
00:16:22,152 --> 00:16:24,383
So my dad left her
for another man.
355
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,216
She lost 15 pounds,
got an eye lift.
356
00:16:27,217 --> 00:16:29,518
It's been good for her.
I'm really sorry.
357
00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:31,720
Yeah, I could tell,
since you didn't call or write
358
00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:34,093
the entire time
it was happening.
359
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:37,666
No, I-I know, I was just...
Boarding school is like...
I don't even know why
360
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:40,029
you went to boarding school
to being with.
361
00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:41,570
Do you know how it felt
362
00:16:41,571 --> 00:16:44,573
calling your house when
you didn't show up at school
363
00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:47,136
and having your mom say,
"Serena didn't tell you
364
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:49,208
that she moved
to Connecticut?"
365
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,680
I just...
I-I had to go. I just...
366
00:16:51,681 --> 00:16:55,544
I needed to get away
from everything.
367
00:16:55,545 --> 00:16:57,416
Please, just trust me.
368
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,719
How can I trust you when I feel
like I don't even know you?
369
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,191
Let's fix that.
370
00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:04,553
I saw you at school
with... with Katy and is,
371
00:17:04,554 --> 00:17:06,155
and I-I get it.
372
00:17:06,156 --> 00:17:08,427
I-I don't want to take
any of that away from you...
373
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,160
Because it's just yours
to take if you want it.
374
00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:13,562
No, that... that's not
what I mean. I...
375
00:17:13,563 --> 00:17:15,264
I miss you.
376
00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:19,068
I just want things to go back
to the way they used to be...
377
00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:20,709
You know,
walking to school together,
378
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:23,041
dancing on tables at bungalow,
379
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,775
night swimming
at your mom's country house.
380
00:17:26,776 --> 00:17:29,578
You were like my sister.
381
00:17:29,579 --> 00:17:31,720
You know,
and with our families...
382
00:17:31,721 --> 00:17:33,783
We need each other.
383
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:41,260
(Chuckles)
384
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,392
Well...
385
00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:45,534
You missed some classic
Eleanor Waldorf meltdowns.
386
00:17:45,535 --> 00:17:48,697
If it wasn't such a tragedy,
it would've been funny.
387
00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:50,469
Actually, it kind of was.
388
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,771
(Both laugh)
389
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,544
Hmm, well, I wish
I could've been there.
390
00:17:55,545 --> 00:17:57,807
You are now.
391
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:02,481
I have to meet Nate.
392
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,413
Kinda have
something special planned.
393
00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:07,757
Well, I don't want
to keep you, but, um...
394
00:18:09,819 --> 00:18:11,321
I love you, b.
395
00:18:14,164 --> 00:18:16,266
I love you, too, s.
396
00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:21,830
Spotted at the palace hotel...
397
00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:25,135
S. And b.
Having a heart-to-heart.
398
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,842
Hmm, why so thirsty, s.?
399
00:18:33,843 --> 00:18:36,114
You may have
won over b. For now,
400
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,788
but we still think
you're hiding something.
401
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,892
(Sewing machine whirs)
402
00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:47,356
(Door closes)
403
00:18:47,357 --> 00:18:48,457
Hey.
404
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,529
Ah, the invisible man returns.
405
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:54,433
You know, I really had no idea
you could move that fast.
406
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,605
Yeah, well, uh, your fashion
emergency was solved,
407
00:18:56,606 --> 00:18:59,608
so I figured
my work was done.
Come on, Dan.
408
00:18:59,609 --> 00:19:02,441
Serena said hi to you
at a ninth grade birthday party,
409
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,514
and you've never
forgotten it.
How could I? She was
the only person who spoke to me.
410
00:19:05,515 --> 00:19:07,416
And I'm pretty sure she
thought I was someone else.
411
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,318
You know, she's actually nice.
412
00:19:09,319 --> 00:19:12,451
And if she did know you,
I think she'd really like you.
413
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,453
I don't know. I think she
might be a tad overwhelmed
414
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,456
by the glitz and the glamour
of the Humphrey lifestyle.
415
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,628
Well, I heard she's living
at the palace hotel...
416
00:19:19,629 --> 00:19:21,190
Well, my... my point exactly.
417
00:19:21,191 --> 00:19:23,332
Probably sitting at the bar
by herself,
418
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,334
sipping Martinis, all alone.
419
00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:28,597
You know,
it's actually kind of sad.
420
00:19:28,598 --> 00:19:32,801
Oh, and, um, dad's
at the gallery working late.
421
00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:35,774
He, uh, left money for dinner,
422
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,247
so I was thinking Indian.
423
00:19:38,248 --> 00:19:40,879
You know... you know what?
I think I'm...
424
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,651
I'm gonna go out.
425
00:19:42,652 --> 00:19:45,614
♫♫
426
00:19:45,615 --> 00:19:47,456
Okay.
427
00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:49,618
(Lowered voice) Good,
'cause I already ordered
428
00:19:49,619 --> 00:19:51,720
and only got enough for one.
429
00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:53,562
(Whirring resumes)
430
00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:56,496
♫♫
431
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,629
Move, please.
432
00:20:04,574 --> 00:20:06,375
I love this town.
433
00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:08,637
I'm going to have
to tell my parents
434
00:20:08,638 --> 00:20:11,740
the hotel they just bought
is serving minors.
435
00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:15,484
And if you get a drink,
they're also serving pigs.
436
00:20:15,485 --> 00:20:19,448
(Exhales deeply) I love it
when you talk dirty.
You just love
when a girl talks to you.
437
00:20:19,449 --> 00:20:21,520
Actually, I prefer them
when they're not talking.
438
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,793
Mm, I've missed
your witty banter.
439
00:20:24,794 --> 00:20:28,397
Let's catch up, take our clothes
off, stare at each other.
440
00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:31,400
(Scoffs) How about
I just get a bite to eat?
441
00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:33,462
I've been drinking
on an empty stomach.
442
00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:35,764
I heard
you didn't do that anymore.
443
00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:36,765
Special occasion.
444
00:20:36,766 --> 00:20:38,837
Oh.
445
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:42,711
Well, how about a grilled cheese
with truffle oil?
446
00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:44,513
You do love truffles.
447
00:20:44,514 --> 00:20:47,276
Enough to know
it's not on the menu.
448
00:20:47,277 --> 00:20:48,877
Good thing I'm connected.
449
00:20:48,878 --> 00:20:51,581
♫♫
450
00:20:56,826 --> 00:20:57,826
Whoa.
451
00:20:57,827 --> 00:20:59,828
Only 'cause I'm hungry.
452
00:20:59,829 --> 00:21:02,732
♫♫
453
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:22,381
Wow.
454
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,913
Hi.
455
00:21:24,914 --> 00:21:27,616
Hi.
456
00:21:27,617 --> 00:21:30,719
Is it too much?
457
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,662
I want it to be special.
458
00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:46,536
What's wrong?
459
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,480
Look, I don't know
how to say this...
460
00:21:51,481 --> 00:21:53,612
Or if it's even
the right thing to do,
461
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:56,485
but, um...
462
00:21:56,486 --> 00:21:58,887
There's something
I need to tell you.
463
00:21:58,888 --> 00:22:00,989
Alfonso, you're a stud.
464
00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:05,625
Now, uh, have a good night.
We're closing the kitchen early.
465
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,529
Oh, my god.
This is so good.
466
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,702
Well, if you're looking
for a way to thank me,
467
00:22:13,703 --> 00:22:15,704
I've got a couple ideas.
468
00:22:15,705 --> 00:22:17,936
It's a sandwich, Chuck.
469
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,439
♫♫
470
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,771
(Scoffs) This is... mnh-mnh.
471
00:22:22,772 --> 00:22:24,813
This is not happening right now.
472
00:22:24,814 --> 00:22:27,116
You worried Nate'll find out?
473
00:22:29,719 --> 00:22:31,650
What?
474
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:35,584
Last year...
The Shepherd wedding.
475
00:22:35,585 --> 00:22:39,389
You think I don't know
why you left town?
476
00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:43,592
Come on, hurry up.
477
00:22:43,593 --> 00:22:46,565
You know we're
not supposed to be in here.
Oh, if the happy couple
didn't want
478
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,437
to put up the cash
for the premium bar,
479
00:22:48,438 --> 00:22:50,569
they should have
made their wedding b.Y.O.B.
480
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:51,940
No!
Let me see it.
481
00:22:51,941 --> 00:22:54,142
No, make me.
I can do it. I can do it.
482
00:22:54,143 --> 00:22:56,805
No, you can't.
Let me just show you.
Here, come here. Let me see it.
483
00:22:56,806 --> 00:22:58,877
I can do it. Stop.
Let me see it.
484
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,609
Ooh!
Oh, no.
485
00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:02,611
(Laughs) Nate!
That never happens to me.
486
00:23:02,612 --> 00:23:05,414
It's okay.
You're still a man in my eyes.
487
00:23:05,415 --> 00:23:07,886
Come here.
488
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,858
Look at you. You're a mess.
489
00:23:09,859 --> 00:23:11,620
So are you.
490
00:23:11,621 --> 00:23:15,824
♫♫
491
00:23:15,825 --> 00:23:19,027
But... that was it.
492
00:23:19,028 --> 00:23:20,730
You guys kissed.
493
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,961
Best friend and the boyfriend.
494
00:23:52,962 --> 00:23:54,863
That's pretty classy, s.
495
00:23:54,864 --> 00:23:59,107
I think you're more like me
than you'd admit.
496
00:23:59,108 --> 00:24:01,710
No.
497
00:24:01,711 --> 00:24:05,974
No, that... that was then.
I... I'm trying to change.
498
00:24:05,975 --> 00:24:10,449
I liked you better before.
499
00:24:11,981 --> 00:24:14,122
Chuck, stop it. Stop.
500
00:24:14,123 --> 00:24:16,454
No! Chuck, stop it!
501
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,687
(Breathes heavily)
502
00:24:18,688 --> 00:24:22,461
I knew it! I always knew
there was something! Get out!
503
00:24:25,234 --> 00:24:27,866
Chuck! No!
504
00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,938
(Crying)
505
00:24:29,939 --> 00:24:32,871
♫♫
506
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,743
Get off of me!
507
00:24:34,744 --> 00:24:35,945
(Grunts)
508
00:24:38,508 --> 00:24:41,681
(Indistinct conversations)
509
00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:50,158
Oh!
Oh!
510
00:24:50,159 --> 00:24:51,890
(Crash)
I'm so sorry.
511
00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:54,824
Are... are you okay?
512
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:06,204
(Gossip girl) And just when
b. And s. Had built a bridge,
513
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,807
it all had to come
crashing down.
514
00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,979
But dry your eyes.
515
00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:13,842
The kiss on the lips party
is around the corner.
516
00:25:13,843 --> 00:25:16,686
And you know who loves parties?
Gossip girl.
517
00:25:20,289 --> 00:25:23,593
(Both panting)
518
00:25:25,254 --> 00:25:26,695
Nice try, son.
519
00:25:26,696 --> 00:25:28,797
(Chuckles) Maybe next time.
520
00:25:28,798 --> 00:25:30,699
You seem upbeat this morning.
521
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,661
Did you have fun with Blair
last night?
522
00:25:32,662 --> 00:25:35,734
Actually, we got
into a pretty big fight.
Oh, you want my advice?
523
00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:37,736
Apologize,
even if it was her fault.
524
00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:40,108
Flowers, maybe some jewelry
if she's really upset.
525
00:25:40,109 --> 00:25:43,271
Always works for your mom.
I don't know. I think
it might be for the best.
526
00:25:43,272 --> 00:25:45,874
Wait a minute.
You guys broke up?
527
00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:49,017
Yeah, I guess we did.
528
00:25:49,018 --> 00:25:50,879
Blair is a great girl.
529
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:55,684
I know. I'm just not sure
if she's the girl for me.
530
00:25:55,685 --> 00:25:58,687
And you guys have been dating
since kindergarten.
So I keep hearing.
531
00:25:58,688 --> 00:26:02,030
Well, you love her,
don't you?
Yes, I do.
532
00:26:02,031 --> 00:26:03,592
I just think
533
00:26:03,593 --> 00:26:06,094
it might be good for us
to take a break, you know?
534
00:26:06,095 --> 00:26:08,296
Maybe not right now.
535
00:26:08,297 --> 00:26:11,299
Eleanor Waldorf is gearing up
to take her company public,
536
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:13,571
and I've been
courting her for months
537
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,944
to let me handle the deal.
Then you should get it.
538
00:26:15,945 --> 00:26:20,208
I will get it. If you could just
help me out a little bit...
539
00:26:20,209 --> 00:26:23,181
What?
You love her. She loves you.
540
00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,183
It's just a rough patch,
that's all.
541
00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,585
You don't give up
just because things are hard,
542
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:31,661
not in business, or if
your family is depending on you.
543
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,964
How do you know
it was miss Van Der Woodsen's
544
00:26:35,965 --> 00:26:37,666
if you didn't read it?
545
00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:40,629
And if you're not a guest
at the hotel,
546
00:26:40,630 --> 00:26:42,631
what were you doing here?
What?
547
00:26:42,632 --> 00:26:46,334
Uh, look, when prince charming
found cinderella's slipper,
548
00:26:46,335 --> 00:26:48,336
they didn't accuse him
of having a foot fetish.
549
00:26:48,337 --> 00:26:50,679
Uh, and you're
prince charming?
Well...
550
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,240
Well, there's
miss Van Der Woodsen now.
No, no!
551
00:26:52,241 --> 00:26:54,082
Uh, Serena?
No, no, no, no, no.
552
00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,785
What are you doing? Don't.
Hey, um, do you know
this young man?
553
00:26:56,786 --> 00:26:59,217
She doesn't know me.
Nobody knows me.
554
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:00,919
It's cool. It's fine.
555
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,692
Uh... from last night.
556
00:27:03,693 --> 00:27:04,693
Are you...
557
00:27:04,694 --> 00:27:06,855
Um, I'm sorry about that.
558
00:27:06,856 --> 00:27:08,957
You remember me?
559
00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:10,759
She remembers me.
560
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,031
Well, he claims
he found your cell phone.
561
00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:15,003
Oh! You found it.
562
00:27:15,004 --> 00:27:18,206
Hey, mom.
Guess what I got for you...
A dress for kiss on the lips.
563
00:27:18,207 --> 00:27:20,338
I saw the invitation
on the nightstand.
564
00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:24,873
Oh, uh,
I'm not going to that.
What do you mean?
Blair's throwing it.
565
00:27:24,874 --> 00:27:27,946
Yeah, um, see,
the problem is, um,
566
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:30,248
by... by the time
I got the invitation,
567
00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:32,721
I, um, actually
already had plans.
568
00:27:32,722 --> 00:27:34,754
Plans with whom?
569
00:27:37,326 --> 00:27:39,188
My friend.
570
00:27:43,733 --> 00:27:45,263
Uh... yeah, hi.
571
00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:47,665
Uh, nice to meet you,
Mrs. Van Der Woodsen.
572
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,337
I'm Dan Humphrey.
573
00:27:49,338 --> 00:27:51,740
What are you and Dan Humphrey
doing?
574
00:27:51,741 --> 00:27:53,401
We...
575
00:27:53,402 --> 00:27:55,273
Uh...
576
00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:58,306
Uh, uh, we're... we're
going to a concert tonight.
577
00:27:58,307 --> 00:28:01,209
Lincoln hawk?
Yeah,
"rolling stone" named them
578
00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:04,052
one of the top ten
forgotten bands of the '90s.
579
00:28:04,053 --> 00:28:06,154
Whoo! I'm a huge fan.
580
00:28:06,155 --> 00:28:09,117
Mm.
Well, this party would've been
the perfect opportunity
581
00:28:09,118 --> 00:28:11,289
for you to announce your return,
582
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:15,764
but I guess I'll just, uh,
keep the dress for myself.
583
00:28:15,765 --> 00:28:17,225
Thank you.
584
00:28:17,226 --> 00:28:20,299
Yeah, no, uh...
It's not a problem, really.
585
00:28:25,234 --> 00:28:27,476
So you'll pick me up
at 8:00?
586
00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:32,841
You'd really go out
with some guy you don't know?
587
00:28:32,842 --> 00:28:36,385
Well, you can't be worse
than the guys I do know.
588
00:28:43,853 --> 00:28:47,256
(Cold war kids'
"hang me up to dry" playing)
589
00:28:52,161 --> 00:28:55,033
Thanks for meeting me.
590
00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:57,936
Look, Blair,
I-I really hurt you,
591
00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:00,368
and I know that,
and I wanna fix it.
592
00:29:00,369 --> 00:29:04,442
Really? And how are you
gonna do that?
I'm gonna put everything
in the past.
593
00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:07,415
I'm not gonna see Serena again
or even talk to her.
594
00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:10,378
It'll be like she doesn't exist.
595
00:29:10,379 --> 00:29:16,324
♫ Splashing around
in the muck and the mire ♫
596
00:29:16,325 --> 00:29:19,427
I think that's a good idea.
Let's not mention it again.
597
00:29:19,428 --> 00:29:22,160
You gonna eat that?
598
00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:23,531
That's it?
599
00:29:23,532 --> 00:29:26,134
'Cause you were pretty upset
last night.
600
00:29:26,135 --> 00:29:29,037
I mean,
should we talk about this?
There's nothing to talk about.
601
00:29:29,038 --> 00:29:30,438
I overreacted.
602
00:29:30,439 --> 00:29:34,302
If you say it's in the past,
it's in the past.
603
00:29:34,303 --> 00:29:36,544
I'm sure you have no feelings
for her anymore.
604
00:29:36,545 --> 00:29:39,908
♫ Now hang me up to dry ♫
605
00:29:39,909 --> 00:29:43,411
I just feel bad for Serena.
She'll really miss you.
606
00:29:43,412 --> 00:29:46,784
What time
does the limo come?
8:00.
607
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,156
Perfect.
608
00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:49,858
♫ Now hang me up to dry ♫
609
00:29:49,859 --> 00:29:52,962
(The bravery's
"time won't let me go" playing)
610
00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:59,868
(Chuckles) Lily.
611
00:29:59,869 --> 00:30:03,331
Are you shopping for some art
to match your furniture?
612
00:30:03,332 --> 00:30:06,334
Why is my daughter
going to one of your concerts?
613
00:30:06,335 --> 00:30:07,936
'Cause we're awesome.
614
00:30:07,937 --> 00:30:10,378
With your son.
615
00:30:10,379 --> 00:30:12,140
Dan scored a date with Serena?
616
00:30:12,141 --> 00:30:14,512
Mm-hmm.
Well, our kids
were bound to meet.
617
00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:17,886
It's a small island.
Are you sure it's not some ploy,
your using my daughter
618
00:30:17,887 --> 00:30:21,019
to get to me
now that your wife left you?
How do you know about Alison?
619
00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,491
Like you said... small island.
620
00:30:23,492 --> 00:30:25,093
Oh, I get it.
621
00:30:25,094 --> 00:30:26,454
You hear about Alison,
622
00:30:26,455 --> 00:30:28,927
use your daughter as an excuse
to start something.
623
00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:31,529
Yeah. (Laughs)
In your dreams.
624
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:33,331
Well, you are in my dreams,
Lily,
625
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,533
and one in particular recurs...
It involves finding you
626
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,906
in the back
of a nine inch nails bus
627
00:30:37,907 --> 00:30:39,908
with your shoes in your earrings
and Trent reznor...
628
00:30:39,909 --> 00:30:42,210
Oh. (Chuckles)
That happened.
629
00:30:42,211 --> 00:30:48,176
(Chuckles) No need to rehash
details of decades past.
630
00:30:48,177 --> 00:30:49,477
So I moved on...
631
00:30:49,478 --> 00:30:51,479
Yeah, from Trent
to Layne to Perry,
632
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,422
till you switched up rock stars
for billionaires.
633
00:30:54,423 --> 00:30:56,985
You think you're so cute...
634
00:30:56,986 --> 00:31:00,388
Washed-up band,
crappy so-called art gallery.
635
00:31:00,389 --> 00:31:03,431
Well, not all of us
have settlements
636
00:31:03,432 --> 00:31:07,036
from multiple divorces
to sustain us.
637
00:31:10,499 --> 00:31:12,971
Just stay out of my life, Rufus.
638
00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:16,444
♫ Ba ba ba ba,
ba ba ba, ba ba ba ♫
639
00:31:16,445 --> 00:31:19,377
♫ ba, ba ba ba ba ♫
640
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,009
You're going out with Serena,
641
00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:23,011
and I'm going
to kiss on the lips.
642
00:31:23,012 --> 00:31:25,013
Who said this family
wasn't cool?
Mm-hmm.
643
00:31:25,014 --> 00:31:28,416
Well, listen, I don't want to be
late, but good luck, all right?
644
00:31:28,417 --> 00:31:29,517
(Jenny) Same.
645
00:31:29,518 --> 00:31:31,389
(Rufus sighs)
646
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,490
See you at the concert,
right, dad?
647
00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:34,522
Uh... okay.
648
00:31:34,523 --> 00:31:36,394
(Door opens, closes)
649
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,426
Oh, my god.
650
00:31:38,427 --> 00:31:41,029
My daughter's a woman.
651
00:31:41,030 --> 00:31:43,201
Dad, you could just
tell me I look nice
652
00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:44,432
instead of turning this
653
00:31:44,433 --> 00:31:46,434
into a sermon
on the passage of time.
654
00:31:46,435 --> 00:31:49,037
You look like...
655
00:31:49,038 --> 00:31:51,439
Your mother.
656
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,910
Thanks.
657
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,382
Mmm.
658
00:31:54,383 --> 00:31:57,685
Blair, let me see how it looks.
659
00:31:57,686 --> 00:31:59,687
Why are you wearing that one?
660
00:31:59,688 --> 00:32:03,021
Didn't you see the dress
I left on the bed?
661
00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:04,552
I like this one.
662
00:32:04,553 --> 00:32:08,396
This one is not
as elegant a choice as that one.
663
00:32:08,397 --> 00:32:10,528
Why do you care so much?
664
00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:14,102
Because I love you.
665
00:32:14,103 --> 00:32:18,106
Blair, you will never be
more beautiful or thin or happy
666
00:32:18,107 --> 00:32:20,468
than you are right now.
667
00:32:20,469 --> 00:32:23,712
I just want you
to make the most of it.
668
00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:28,216
I guess I have time to change.
669
00:32:28,217 --> 00:32:32,350
And put some product
in your hair. The ends are dry.
670
00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:34,182
(Scoffs)
671
00:32:34,183 --> 00:32:37,285
(Albert Hammond Jr.'s "hard
to live in the city" playing)
672
00:32:37,286 --> 00:32:39,287
♫ well, it's hard to live ♫
673
00:32:39,288 --> 00:32:41,529
♫ it's hard to live ♫
674
00:32:41,530 --> 00:32:44,732
♫ in the city ♫
675
00:32:44,733 --> 00:32:48,366
♫ yes, it's hard to live ♫
676
00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:51,239
♫ so hard to live ♫
677
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,371
♫ in the city ♫
678
00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:57,475
♫ so just
lay your head down low ♫
679
00:32:57,476 --> 00:33:01,379
♫ don't let anybody know ♫
680
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:04,712
♫ that's it's hard to live ♫
681
00:33:04,713 --> 00:33:08,757
♫ it's hard to live
in the city ♫
682
00:33:13,422 --> 00:33:17,495
♫ there's something about you ♫
683
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:20,568
♫ that I couldn't tell ♫
684
00:33:20,569 --> 00:33:25,303
♫ and you were always crazy ♫
685
00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:30,509
♫ there's something about you ♫
686
00:33:34,043 --> 00:33:36,784
(Timbaland's "the way I are"
playing)
687
00:33:36,785 --> 00:33:39,788
♫ yeah, yeah ♫
688
00:33:42,151 --> 00:33:44,053
♫ yeah, yeah ♫
689
00:33:45,494 --> 00:33:48,596
♫ I ain't got no money ♫
690
00:33:48,597 --> 00:33:52,600
♫ I ain't got no car
to take you on a date ♫
691
00:33:52,601 --> 00:33:57,135
♫ I can't even
buy you flowers ♫
692
00:33:57,136 --> 00:34:01,439
♫ but together
we be perfect soul mates ♫
693
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,112
♫ talk to me, girl ♫
who's the newbie?
694
00:34:04,113 --> 00:34:06,344
Jenny Humphrey.
She's a freshman.
695
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:08,146
I love freshmen.
They're so...
696
00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:09,417
Fresh?
697
00:34:09,418 --> 00:34:12,650
Anything about her
on "gossip girl"?
698
00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:15,253
No.
Hmm, until you're done
with her.
699
00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:19,487
(Keri hilson) ♫ thug it out
till we get it right ♫
700
00:34:19,488 --> 00:34:21,829
(Timbaland)
♫ I ain't got no visa ♫
701
00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:24,192
Hi. I'm Chuck.
702
00:34:24,193 --> 00:34:27,495
I know. Um, I mean...
(Laughs) Hi, I'm... I'm Jenny.
703
00:34:27,496 --> 00:34:30,698
It's, uh, it's nice to meet you.
704
00:34:30,699 --> 00:34:32,400
You, too.
705
00:34:32,401 --> 00:34:34,272
Thank you.
706
00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:36,674
(Gossip girl) Looks like
little j. Might end up with
707
00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:39,677
a new boy and a ticket
to the inner circle.
708
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:42,280
Or will c.
End up with another victim?
709
00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:45,082
I told you I love parties.
710
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,416
(Keri hilson)
♫ just you and me ♫
711
00:34:53,662 --> 00:34:57,195
Honestly, I don't really have
a problem with your appearance.
712
00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:59,598
(Men speaking indistinctly)
713
00:35:02,271 --> 00:35:05,403
Hey, come on. I want you to meet
one of the guys in the band.
714
00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,335
Oh, so you're a groupie?
715
00:35:07,336 --> 00:35:08,676
Well, not quite.
716
00:35:08,677 --> 00:35:11,279
Serena, I'd like you to meet
Rufus Humphrey.
717
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,441
Dad, this is Serena.
718
00:35:13,442 --> 00:35:14,842
Serena Van Der Woodsen.
719
00:35:14,843 --> 00:35:17,445
(Laughs) Oh, uh,
I don't know how I know that.
720
00:35:17,446 --> 00:35:19,347
Nice to meet you.
721
00:35:19,348 --> 00:35:20,688
Nice to meet you, too.
722
00:35:20,689 --> 00:35:22,690
You guys are a little early.
723
00:35:22,691 --> 00:35:24,692
It's gonna be a while
before we take the stage.
724
00:35:24,693 --> 00:35:27,295
Yeah, I-I may have slightly
overbudgeted for travel time.
725
00:35:27,296 --> 00:35:30,698
♫♫
726
00:35:30,699 --> 00:35:32,230
(Man) Hey.
727
00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:34,602
I should go tune that.
Excuse me. Enjoy the show.
728
00:35:34,603 --> 00:35:36,364
Son, talk to you later.
729
00:35:36,365 --> 00:35:40,308
Dad, see you.
730
00:35:40,309 --> 00:35:42,170
♫♫
731
00:35:42,171 --> 00:35:46,414
You took me to meet your dad
on a first date?
732
00:35:46,415 --> 00:35:48,416
So this... this is a date?
733
00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:50,178
♫♫
734
00:35:50,179 --> 00:35:51,749
Oh.
735
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:54,422
Maybe I should've
worn my loafers then...
(Laughs)
736
00:35:54,423 --> 00:35:55,723
Dressed down a little bit.
737
00:35:55,724 --> 00:35:59,827
Let's go
and talk somewhere quieter.
738
00:35:59,828 --> 00:36:01,389
Okay.
739
00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:04,463
(Nivea and akon's "nobody"
playing)
740
00:36:08,837 --> 00:36:11,569
Well, this is
definitely quieter,
741
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,572
but, um, do you actually
know where we're going or...
742
00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,574
Here looks pretty good.
743
00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:19,577
♫ But it don't matter, no ♫
744
00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:23,611
So... uh, you said
you wanted to talk.
745
00:36:23,612 --> 00:36:27,755
Um, what'd you want
to talk about?
746
00:36:27,756 --> 00:36:29,357
How into you I am.
747
00:36:29,358 --> 00:36:31,359
♫ Believe we gon' fight ♫
748
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,562
♫ fight for our right to love,
yeah ♫
749
00:36:34,563 --> 00:36:37,295
♫ nobody wanna
see us together ♫
750
00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:38,696
♫ but it don't matter, no ♫
751
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,368
Okay, I'm... I'm sorry.
Uh...
752
00:36:40,369 --> 00:36:42,199
(Laughs nervously)
753
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,502
If you don't want to do
anything, that's... that's cool.
754
00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:46,274
Let... let's start over.
Yeah.
755
00:36:46,275 --> 00:36:49,577
Yeah?
Um, do you want to start over
back at the party?
756
00:36:49,578 --> 00:36:52,880
Uh, have a glass of champagne.
Please?
757
00:36:52,881 --> 00:36:55,643
(Chuckles) Maybe one.
758
00:36:55,644 --> 00:36:59,388
♫♫
759
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:06,755
Thanks.
760
00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:11,659
Mm.
761
00:37:11,660 --> 00:37:13,531
(Laughs) What?
762
00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:15,563
Sorry. No, nothing, nothing.
I just, um...
763
00:37:15,564 --> 00:37:17,835
My sister was right.
You're nice.
764
00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:21,369
But you asked me out on a date,
and you didn't think I was nice?
765
00:37:21,370 --> 00:37:23,571
No, uh, I just thought
you were hot.
766
00:37:23,572 --> 00:37:26,274
Uh...
And technically,
you asked me out.
767
00:37:26,275 --> 00:37:27,475
(Laughs)
768
00:37:27,476 --> 00:37:29,246
Oh, okay. Okay, I see.
769
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,749
So, um, sensitive,
tortured soul boy
770
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,751
is actually
kinda superficial, huh?
(Cell phone rings)
771
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:36,284
Yeah,
just... just a little bit.
Good to know.
772
00:37:36,285 --> 00:37:37,255
(Laughs)
773
00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:38,726
Sorry.
774
00:37:38,727 --> 00:37:41,258
(Siren wailing in distance)
775
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,831
(Cell phone rings, beep)
776
00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:46,764
What, better offer?
No, it's my sister.
777
00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,766
She's at that kiss on the lips
party, you know?
778
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,798
She's having some problems
with this guy Chuck.
779
00:37:50,799 --> 00:37:53,941
I'm sorry. I have to go.
I'll go with you.
780
00:37:53,942 --> 00:37:55,843
No, really, that's okay.
781
00:37:55,844 --> 00:37:58,447
No, no, listen.
If it's Chuck, it's not okay.
782
00:37:59,848 --> 00:38:02,009
(Man) ♫ calm and confident,
calculating... ♫
783
00:38:02,010 --> 00:38:05,414
(Rapping indistinctly)
784
00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:10,017
Look, I'm... I'm gonna do a lap,
okay? Look for her.
785
00:38:10,018 --> 00:38:11,719
Okay, yeah.
786
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,721
(Girl) Serena?
(Girl) It's Serena!
Oh, my god!
787
00:38:13,722 --> 00:38:15,623
(Boy) What?!
(Girl) She's really here?
788
00:38:15,624 --> 00:38:17,495
(Boy) Is that really her?
789
00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:19,427
Everyone said
she wasn't invited.
(Cell phones ring)
790
00:38:19,428 --> 00:38:22,430
(Boy) I think she's wasted.
(Girl)
Do you think Blair knows?
791
00:38:22,431 --> 00:38:24,632
(Girl) What's she wearing?
(Girl) What's with that dress?
She's so brave.
792
00:38:24,633 --> 00:38:27,505
(Boy) You know Serena...
She'd never miss a party.
793
00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:28,876
(Cell phones ring)
794
00:38:28,877 --> 00:38:31,839
(Both) Serena's here?!
795
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,312
What is she doing here?
She wasn't invited.
796
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:38,417
(Music continues)
797
00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:43,351
Blair, come on, are you really
gonna kick her out?
798
00:38:43,352 --> 00:38:44,922
Did you invite her?
799
00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:47,555
What? No!
God, I told you...
800
00:38:47,556 --> 00:38:49,857
Do not talk to her.
801
00:38:49,858 --> 00:38:51,999
I was going for a walk.
802
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,933
♫♫
803
00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:15,353
(Music continues)
804
00:39:17,686 --> 00:39:20,127
(Grunts) No!
(Whispers) Quiet.
805
00:39:20,128 --> 00:39:22,830
(Grunts) Stop!
806
00:39:22,831 --> 00:39:24,732
Hey, no luck?
807
00:39:24,733 --> 00:39:26,734
No, I haven't seen her anywhere.
808
00:39:26,735 --> 00:39:29,066
Come on.
Let's try upstairs.
809
00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:31,799
All right.
810
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,573
♫♫
811
00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:38,746
There isn't gonna be anybody
up here. This is pointless.
812
00:39:38,747 --> 00:39:40,377
Dan.
What?
813
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,609
That's Chuck's scarf.
814
00:39:41,610 --> 00:39:43,111
Oh, god.
815
00:39:44,453 --> 00:39:46,514
Get off! Stop!
Hey! Jenny!
816
00:39:46,515 --> 00:39:50,458
(Serena)
Chuck, get off of her!
Are you okay?
817
00:39:50,459 --> 00:39:51,619
(Jenny) Yeah.
818
00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:54,121
You son of a...
819
00:39:54,122 --> 00:39:57,465
What the hell is your problem?!
It's a party. Things happen.
820
00:39:57,466 --> 00:39:58,696
Who are you, anyway?
821
00:39:58,697 --> 00:40:01,529
How many times
do I have to tell you?
822
00:40:01,530 --> 00:40:03,070
I'm in your class.
823
00:40:03,071 --> 00:40:04,932
My name is Dan Humphrey,
824
00:40:04,933 --> 00:40:07,105
and that is my little sister!
825
00:40:09,137 --> 00:40:10,508
(Grunts)
826
00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:14,011
Come on, Dan.
Let's go. Come on.
827
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:16,644
Chuck, don't you ever
touch her again!
828
00:40:16,645 --> 00:40:21,820
Hey, your life is over, slut!
Don't forget, I know everything!
829
00:40:24,092 --> 00:40:27,425
(Angels & airwaves' "the gift"
playing)
830
00:40:32,501 --> 00:40:34,031
You sure you're okay?
831
00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:37,004
Yeah, I will be.
Just take me home, okay?
832
00:40:37,005 --> 00:40:41,539
♫ There's a strangest excitement
today ♫
833
00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:46,073
♫ if you're awake,
then you're welcome to hear ♫
834
00:40:46,074 --> 00:40:51,048
♫ I've got a gift,
and it blew me away ♫
835
00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:54,522
So... think I got a shot
at a second date?
836
00:40:54,523 --> 00:40:57,685
(Chuckles) Well, I don't think
you could top this one.
837
00:40:57,686 --> 00:40:59,527
I did punch someone.
838
00:40:59,528 --> 00:41:01,088
True.
839
00:41:01,089 --> 00:41:04,662
We'll talk about it in the cab.
840
00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:09,697
♫ It's like the rush has gone
straight to my brain ♫
841
00:41:09,698 --> 00:41:14,001
♫ but my voice is
as lonely as loud ♫
842
00:41:14,002 --> 00:41:18,475
♫ as I whisper a joy
of this pain ♫
843
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,148
♫ and suddenly ♫
844
00:41:21,149 --> 00:41:23,811
She better not
show her face again.
845
00:41:23,812 --> 00:41:27,755
I'm actually hoping she will.
846
00:41:27,756 --> 00:41:32,219
♫ You won me over ♫
847
00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:36,194
♫ in no time at all ♫
848
00:41:37,626 --> 00:41:39,727
♫ and now ♫
849
00:41:39,728 --> 00:41:44,101
♫ I'll stop the storm
if it rains ♫
850
00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:48,976
♫ I'll light a path
far from here ♫
851
00:41:48,977 --> 00:41:53,110
♫ I'll make your fear
melt away ♫
852
00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:56,513
Spotted...
Serena making a heroic exit
853
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,145
from b.'S party.
854
00:41:58,146 --> 00:42:01,288
Too bad for her
there's school on Monday.
855
00:42:01,289 --> 00:42:03,020
So until next time...
856
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:06,955
You know you love me...
Gossip girl.
59449
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