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(male narrator)
There are things
that go without saying.

- Prom.
- The inevitable nightmare.

Like finals.

No, finals can be predicted.
Pass, fail, these are options.

Prom is like a big pimple
at the end of your nose.

A disaster
the entire world can see

with one of a million
possible outcomes.

And there are things
better left unsaid.

- Sorry.
- Oh, Amy. I am so bummed.

I realized when I booked
Mr. Hollinbeck´s limo

you and I weren´t really--

- Talking.
- Yeah.

I told Melissa, Robin and Erin
they could have the spots.

´I thought it would be okay.
They were going stag, but--´

They started dating the twins.
It´s totally fine. No worries.

You´re the best.

I got decoration committee,
so I´ll see you in first.

Page been sampling
her brother´s Ritalin again?

Something about prom
freaks people out.

- I don´t know what it is.
- I do. Prom.

[honking]

Just when I thought
it couldn´t get any worse.

Oh, my God.

- Check it out.
- It´s kind of hard not to.

- Bright, did you rent this?
- For maximum prom enjoyment.

Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the Prom-A-Bago.

Oh, no.

An innovation in prom
transportation.

Fully loaded, reclining bucket
seats, tinted windows

DVD, CD, VCR,
TV, refrigerator.

You´re gonna go
to prom in this?

We´re going to prom in this.
Don´t thank me.

Just get dates, because I got
four seats with your names on.

- You know, actually--
- No, zip. None of that.

No, don´t give me any,
"Here´s why this is lame."

This is my senior prom.
You´re gonna rally.

Maybe we can rally
for something else?

Yeah, like senior graduation.

Which requires less rallying,
more sitting and...watching.

Perfect. There we go.

My life´s about to suck.
Big time.

Like the guy who graduates
and never leaves

like Johnny Rickers.

- The guy that works at Sal´s?
- He doesn´t even work there.

He hangs out there.
I need prom to be awesome.

There are things that should
never be uttered out loud.

So hurry up and get your dates,
alright, slackers?

Time is of the essence.

Bright, don´t you
wanna move your RV?

Oh, no, bro.
I got a pass.

And there are things
you´ve got to hear to believe.

- So, what are you gonna do?
- What can I do? Go.

But the ones
that stay with us..

I mean, it could be fun, maybe,
under the right circumstances.

Sedated? God, what am I
gonna do about a date?

I´m gonna have to
hire one or import.

If you´re really
worried about it..

...are the things
we long to say..

No, it´s alright. I mean,
I could just pick up

some of Bright´s leftovers.

...but don´t.

See you.

Yeah, see you.

[theme music]

You´re coming to my dinner
tomorrow night, right, Harry?

Well, I would envision so since
you´re serving it in my house.

Well, I didn´t have
enough chairs.

Because you don´t entertain.
And did I hear you correctly?

You´re not only inviting guests
but cooking for them as well?

I fear unemployment
has induced dementia.

- Just be there, okay, Harry?
- So is there some occasion?

It hardly seems the time
for festivity

and extra expenditures.

I just want to cook dinner
for my family. How about that?

Coffee to go, please.

- Hello, Linda, Harold.
- Hey, Andy.

You look good.

Thank you.
Roxanne just cut my hair.

We went a little shorter
for spring.

I guess I should be
getting back to the office.

Yes. Good.

Shoo.

- Bye.
- Bye.

And should be forcibly removed
from the town.

For what?
Withholding affection?

For being an idiot.

It doesn´t matter, Harry.

I was thinking of stopping
by the office tomorrow

and loading up a few boxes,
if that´s okay.

What´s your rush?

The office, as I recall,
is already closed.

Well, for one,
I don´t work there anymore.

Do not let
one Andrew Brown sighting

tilt your whole world
perspective into doom and gloom.

Harry, this is my situation.

I´m not a practicing
physician anymore.

I am not a member
of this community

in good standing anymore,
and I´m not..

...dating Andy Brown anymore.

That´s the reality
and it´s not gonna change.

I think I made a mistake..

...with Linda.

I just saw her
and...I think..

I mean, I acted
so hastily and--

I think you should let it be.

- What if I´m wrong?
- You weren´t.

How do you know?

Because I´m older
and smarter than you are.

And better looking.

I agree with the last part..

...but I miss her.

I know you do, sarge.

But Linda doesn´t need any more
heartbreak in this lifetime..

...so back off, okay?

[phone ringing]

Doctor´s office.

- It´s for you.
- Take a message.

I don´t wanna talk to anybody.

Can he return your call?

He says no.
It´s a Dr. Donald Douglas?

- Donald, how are you?
- ´Andy.´

- Is everything alright?
- Yeah, no, everything´s fine.

- I´m in Denver.
- Denver?

Yeah, for a conference.

I thought I might
just drop by for a visit.

Well, I´m gonna be honest
with you, Donald.

- Now is not a good time.
- ´Oh, no, no, no, I--´

Sure, I understand. You know,
I thought I might just stop by.

Stop by? It´s a two-hour drive.

You know, Andy,
it would be great to see you.

Of course. Of course.
Come on up.

You got a pencil? I´ll give you
directions from the highway.

It´ll be good to see you.

And I was wondering, if you
don´t already have a date..

...which you
totally probably do..

...if you would like
to go to prom with me?

- Go to prom with me.
- That´s really nice.

´Just..´

Actually,
somebody I´m planning on asking.

Oh, that´s okay. Cool.

I´m sorry, Bud.

But if he says no or gets
in an accident or something..

Okay. Thanks.

You got a higher kill rate
than the Marines.

None of these guys
good enough for you?

None of them make me think that
prom´ll be anything other than..

...depressing and long.

- Did Todd Jackson ask you yet?
- Twice.

Look, I don´t care who, just
hurry up and pick someone, okay?

Why do you even care?

You´ll have an amazing time
whether I´m there or not.

Speaking of which,
have you picked a date?

I got it narrowed down
to six choices.

Today the girls compete
in the final challenge.

Tying cherries stems
with their tongues.

We wrap it up tomorrow
with the interview.

What?
This is not a small choice.

I´m taking careful consideration
so nobody´s overlooked.

I´m sure Mindy Devick will
appreciate your thoroughness.

She probably won´t even know
what that means.

Laugh it up.
I´m gonna have the ideal date.

Meanwhile, you´re not gonna
have any date.

What are you
holding out for, anyways?

Ephram.
You´re holding out for Ephram.

Look, this whole you
and Ephram thing--

It´s not a thing.
I just...I like him.

I´m just saying,
it´s not gonna end well.

It´ll end with you guys like
dividing me up

when it all falls apart.

That´s not gonna happen
because he´s not gonna ask me.

I thought he might, because he
broke up with Madison and all.

But he hasn´t,
and he´s not going to so--

So? Fine, ask him.
I don´t care.

I´m not asking for your
blessing, Bright.

There´s just no point.

If Ephram wanted to go with me,
he would ask me.

- No, he wouldn´t.
- Yes, he would.

You think he´s a glutton
for punishment?

A total glutton
for punishment?

You rejected the guy
600 times last year.

He won´t go out on a limb and
ask you even if he was dying to.

Ugh! I don´t know.

Things always come
too easy for you.

Now you gotta work
a little harder.

Mmm.

[doorbell rings]
I´ll get it.

- Amy.
- Hi.

Come on in.

So, what´s up?

I was thinking
about this whole prom thing--

Yeah, me too. My dad might let
me borrow the car that night.

Could be a good way to get out
of the Prom-A-Bago.

I think Bright´s
kind of into it.

You´re right.
It´s probably hopeless, huh?

I was thinking about what you
said, not having a date

and I thought that,
you know, maybe we could..

It wouldn´t be horrible if we
just went together as friends.

That way we wouldn´t have to
have dates. Or ask dates.

What do you think?

You know, I know
what you´re doing.

You don´t have to
feel bad for me.

Oh, no, Ephram,
that´s not--

No, I know that the entire
school has asked you.

And, for me, I mean,
if I can´t go with Madison..

...I´d just as soon
go stag anyways.

- Right.
- I mean, go on.

Go with whoever you want.
Have fun.

I mean, don´t worry about me.
Really, I´ll be fine.

But thank you.

Oh, no problem.

- Yeah.
- Anyway, I should probably go.

Yeah.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

Okay, we are so set.

I just lined up Johnny Rickers
to drive the Prom-A-Bago.

He got his license back. He´ll
do it for $3 an hour and snacks.

- Nice.
- So, what about you?

What about me?

Operation Ask-A-Geek.
How´d it go?

- It kind of didn´t.
- What? What?

What, the E Man said no?

Yeah, but I don´t know
he knew what I was asking.

You did use the word "prom,"
didn´t you?

Yes. But he might of thought
that I meant just as friends.

Oh, no. You didn´t go that
route, did you?

Jeez, man, give someone a simple
set of instructions.

Now I know how my teachers feel.

It´s doesn´t matter. It was like
he didn´t hear me asking.

Because you didn´t ask him.
You have no technique.

A guy doesn´t want
to be asked like that.

That´s gonna make him feel
like he´s neutered or something.

He doesn´t see me
the way he used to.

He got a one-two punch
from Madison.

His eyes are swollen shut.
He can´t see anything.

- Ask him again, but for real.
- No way.

Look, you ask him and then
he´ll go with you, okay?

Then that night he´ll see you
with your hair all up

and your dress all, whatever.

He´ll be whipped again.

No. If I ask again,
he´s gonna know that I like him.

- So?
- So, he´ll feel bad for me.

Like I want him to feel
something he doesn´t anymore.

Look, I´m just not ready
for him to know, okay?

So let´s just drop it.

- Oh, I like the mural.
- Mmm.

Linda says she remembers it
from when she was a girl..

...when this place was still
a train station.

She really got you,
didn´t she?

It was the first time
I´ve felt that way since Julia.

I was like a teenager
half the time.

Younger than when you met me.

Well, you did
what you came here to do.

Oh, really.
And what was that?

Do a 180.

Sweep out the old life,
invent a new one.

Well, I didn´t really
throw out the old life.

When your wife died, that was
a tragedy beyond your control.

Then you left the field,
another tragedy.

Hardly comparable.

Hardly. But a tragedy
nonetheless. Then after Colin--

I didn´t do anything wrong
with Colin. Not a thing.

And if a bunch of
paycheck surgeons

who couldn´t tell a scalpel
from a spatula

wanna cast aspersions just
because I made a moral choice--

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy, tiger.

A case blew up on you.

I mean, when you stand
on a pedestal that high

you have a long way to fall.

There´s always a way, though,
to climb back up again.

You didn´t come because
of the conference in Denver

because there was no conference
in Denver, was there?

No.

Pull that out of the case you´ve
been carrying for two hours

and show me
why you´re really here.

How old?

Mid-60s.

- History?
- Nothing significant.

Some bouts
of high blood pressure

treated with medication.

The tumor
is a benign meningioma.

Yeah, I can see that.

(Andy)
´It´s dangerously close
to the parietal lobe.´

It´s dangerously close,
not impossibly close.

I´d tell the guy
to take his chances.

That´s not what he´s asking.

- Why don´t you do it yourself?
- I can´t.

Because 99 out of a 100 surgeons
can´t. Because you can.

- Give it to Frick or Carlson.
- I tried. They turned it down.

Oh, so that´s what
it´s come to?

I´m the guy you call
when you got one you can´t win.

I remember those guys. I just
didn´t think I´d be one someday.

Do this, Andy.
Get your place back.

- I don´t want my place back.
- Your reputation.

I don´t care
what people think of me.

Then do it because this patient
needs you. And you need him.

It´s too close
to the parietal lobe.

And the pressure is gonna
paralyze him eventually.

Maybe.

But I´d probably do more damage
and sooner with a resection.

No, no, not you.

Look, I´m not God, Donald

and I´m not predatory
about medicine. Not anymore.

Okay. I..

- I promised him I´d make a try.
- And try you did.

Just gonna have to dig
a little deeper

for this kind of bottom feeder.

Well, I better get going.

I still have time
to trounce you at a couple games

of chess before I head back.

Which is why I would make
an incredible prom date.

That was amazing. I never knew
that about you and your brother.

You guys raising rabbits
competitively

to cover his medical costs.

Thank you.

We also raise lambs.

Wow.

Alright, girls,
it´s that time, so..

Nikki has 16 points.

´Mindy has..´

...16 points.

Yes.

´Susie has 15.´

Wait, no, 16. I forgot about
the double-tie on the stem.

And Cheryl has 16 points.

I can´t believe it, it´s
a four-way tie. You all win.

[all screaming]

How does he do it?

Act like a moron?
It comes naturally.

Why would all those girls
settle for one date?

Maybe he´s the only one
that they wanna go with.

That´s what blond hair
and a physique gets you.

I got five girls competing
not to go with me.

I can´t believe it.
A four-way tie.

Couldn´t let any of the ladies
down, could I?

Bright, that´s enough,
I just ate.

Now I have three extra dates,
there´s only two seats left.

There´s no room in the ´Bago.

I´m sorry, but you guys
have to go together.

I guess it´s the same thing,
we could sit next to each other

or sit next to each other.
I could get you a corsage.

- Yeah, we could go together.
- Okay. Cool.

[school bell ringing]

Uh, I gotta go.
What color?

Corsage? I´m not going through
this again.

Oh...light pink.

Alright. See you.

- So did I style you or what?
- You styled me.

I did my part. At prom, you have
to tell him how you feel.

Bright..

I did my half, little sister,
now you do yours.

Can you believe it?
Four dates. God, I rule.

Linda, this is just lovely.

Well, thank you
for lending me the table

and the chairs
and the plates.

- It looks too pretty to eat.
- Well, you better taste it.

We might be better off
just looking at it.

This was such a good idea.
Whatever inspired you?

- Well, I don´t know, I--
- Tell them the occasion, Linda.

- There´s no occasion.
- No occasion?

None at all? Not, for instance,
oh, say, a bon voyage party?

Party in which you´re the only
one who knows you´re leaving?

- Leaving?
- Where are you going?

I´m not going anywhere.

What´s on the itinerary,
Dr. Abbott?

Harry.

Doctors Without Borders
seems to think

they´ll be seeing you
soon in Namibia.

I hear Namibia has some very
interesting indigenous art.

I´m not going to Namibia.
I´m thinking about going.

A meaningful distinction in
the mind of a thoughtful person.

- Let your sister speak, Harold.
- Why should I?

What on Earth could she say
that we haven´t heard before?

Shh.

What is this all about, Linda?

I was talking
to an old supervisor.

He mentioned a clinic there
that needed support--

You thought,
"Why don´t I just volunteer?

"Why don´t I, a woman
with a chronic illness

"and a family who depends on me

"go back to Africa
where my health can deteriorate

and I can be far away from
people who love me?"

I have to have a job.
I have to have a life.

Yeah, you´re bored. We´re just
so uninteresting to you.

- What?
- A family isn´t a life?

Oh, forgive me
for getting confused.

I haven´t decided anything.
I´m just considering it.

You know, it´s been a really
rough couple of weeks.

You think it hasn´t been
hard for me?

You know, not once did I
consider abandoning you

to get my practice back.

We´re in this together.
Why am I even wasting my breath?

Explaining loyalty to you
is like describing colors

to the blind.
You never get it.

Just run, like you always do.

I never thought
you´d stay, anyway.

You sure we can´t
get you to stay a little longer?

´No, I´m afraid not.´

Well, next time
it´ll be a proper visit.

Well, I´ll try.

Delia, it´s been a pleasure,
as always.

And I must say, you´re growing
up to be a lovely young lady.

Thank you.

Be sure and tell your brother
that I said goodbye, okay?

You can leave him a note.

Well, I´d rather that
you told him, okay?

Andy, hope that everything
works out for you here.

- Meaning?
- Well, all of it. Everything.

Well, you are very gracious
in defeat, Donald.

Of chess and other things.

That I am.

I want you to know, I respect
the decision that you´ve made.

Oh, I´m sure we´ll live
to argue it another day.

Where´s your briefcase?

I think I left it
in the kitchen.

Hey, Dad, when Uncle Donald
comes next time

can we go to the conference too?

[clattering]

Get me the phone, honey.

Dial 911, Delia.

- What happened to Uncle Donald?
- He´s sick, sweetheart.

Yes, hi.
This is Dr. Andy Brown.

I need an ambulance
at my house right away.

That´s 2719 Dearborn.

[Funkturistic
singing "Ignition"]

(Nikki)
´I can´t work my seat.´

Maybe you should try
pushing the button.

Maybe you could help me move it,
you´re bigger.

I think you´ve got more
experience with trailers.

We should have
brought a camcorder.

Hey, pull in here, Johnny.

(Bright)
´Okay. So which one of you
ladies would like to volunteer´

for the job of procuring?

- I´ll do it.
- I´m coming.

Is it me, or is Susie exactly
like Jerri from "Survivor?"

Cheryl´s pure evil. I saw her
steal Nikki´s lipstick

and replace it with an ugly one.

That´s low.

The worst was Mindy, trying
to get dibs on the first dance.

She was gonna whip out
a contract.

I´m on snack patrol,
you´re on drinks.

Ephram?

Madison. What are you..?

I´m just getting some munchies.

Studying for finals.

Of course.

So..

...prom.

Yeah, you know, I´m..

Whatever.

- You get Mr. Hollinbeck´s limo?
- No, we got something else.

- Bigger but weirder.
- That´s great.

It´s the kind of thing
that will be great

when you´re telling the story
at 35, but..

Did you bring a date?

Yeah.

Ephram, do you think
we should get Slurpees?

Hey, Amy.
You look beautiful.

Thanks.

- I will go get these.
- No, I can get--

- I gotta go, so-- - No, no, no,
wait, wait, wait.

No, that´s okay.
I´ll get these.

I´ll see you later, Ephram.

[female over P.A.]
´Dr. Keller to OR 2.´

´Dr. Keller to OR 2.´

You look good.

Well, it´s hard to look worse
than prone.

You know, you gave us a scare.

Yeah, well,
I´m sorry about that.

I forget how shocking it is.

When did you
first realize that..?

Well, the first time,
when I dropped a cup.

I cursed myself for clumsiness,
but the second time..

...I knew something. It took me
over a month to go in.

You know the old adage
about doctors? It´s true.

But there it was. My old friend,
meningioma, come home to roost.

I could have laughed about it

but I was so damn mad about
the inconvenience of it all.

Why didn´t you tell me
the truth?

I wanted you to consider
the case on its merits.

Your case has no merits.

Any surgeon good enough
to perform this operation

will be smart enough to know
that he shouldn´t.

- Except me.
- No, no. Oh, no.

- I´ve made my decision.
- I´m reconsidering my request.

- Come on, don´t give me that.
- Don´t patronize me.

When you thought it was an
anonymous patient, you said no.

Just because it´s someone
whom you want to survive

doesn´t give the case
itself more value.

Your life has value to me.

I´m not letting you operate
for purely sentimental reasons.

That is Colin all over again.

That´s what got you into this
situation to begin with.

- You´re lucky I´m in it.
- I taught you better than that.

Well, maybe you taught me wrong.

Look, it´s not your fault,
Donald.

You saw I was good at something.
You knew I could be great at it.

You knew I wanted to be and
like any respectable teacher

you exploited that hunger.

I learned from you how to be
as cold and as calculated

and as brutal
as greatness requires.

But I don´t have the luxury
of greatness anymore.

And you don´t have the luxury
of pride...or time.

I am doing this surgery.

[The Doobie Brothers singing
"Listen To The Music"]

- You wanna talk about it?
- Talk about what?

How the lamest school event
was made worse

by running into
my ex-girlfriend?

- Yeah, that.
- Whatever. Par for the course.

- You wanna get a drink?
- No, I´m alright.

(female #1)
´Can I get your attention,
please?´

Peak County graduating class,
welcome your prom court.

´Prom Queen Nikki Flees.´

- Bitch.
- Ho.

I hate her.

´And your prom king,
Bright Abbott.´

Wow.

Well, prom king, wow,
what an honor. I just..

Well, at least
somebody´s having a good time.

Yeah. Such a good time
that he wouldn´t realize

that his peeps are gone?

(Edna)
´I´m not trying to
talk you out of it.´

Well, that´s good
because I haven´t decided yet.

Yes, you have.
I just wanna know why.

You know, it´s alright
if you need a new adventure.

´I´ve always envied
that part of your life.´

´From the beginning,
I wondered if this town´

would ever be enough for you,
but for the first time..

...I´m wondering if you´re
running from, rather than to.

- Is this about Andy?
- I don´t know. Partly, I guess.

I mean, it´s hard to be here
with him and not be with him.

- I certainly feel pretty alone.
- You´re not.

I know, it´s just..

- I know, it feels that way.
- Yeah.

- Maybe if you give it time.
- Yeah, maybe.

You know we love
having you here.

I love having you here.

I thought maybe standing still
would be good for you.

Knowing my own inclination
for running all the time.

Sometimes it takes someone
forcing you to set down roots.

I feel like I tried to set down
roots and they all got dug up.

Not all.

Just do this for me, okay?

Don´t go without making it right
with your brother. Don´t.

You know Harry. He´s never gonna
see my side of it.

He´s just like Dad was.

He´s stubborn, thick-headed
and relentlessly unforgiving.

And just plain mean sometimes.

And lost without you.

[snoring]

I´m sorry about you seeing
Madison. That really sucks.

No, it´s alright.

To tell you the truth, there
isn´t much humiliation left.

I sort of bottomed out back at
the whole getting-dumped thing.

You really loved her,
didn´t you?

I don´t know. I mean..

You remember last year
when I was totally into you

and I´d never felt
that way before?

Yeah, I--

I thought that
that meant something

but to feel that way
about somebody

and to have them feel
that way back, it´s just--

- It was better.
- It was just more.

- And not to mention the whole--
- What?

- No, nothing.
- Sex, right?

It just changes things.

You know,
like with you and Colin.

Yeah, except..

Oh, I always just..

No.

Nope.

- But you loved him, right?
- Yeah.

Yeah, a lot.

But it gets better
in time once you´ve--

Yes and no.

It might be kind of like
when my mom died.

It´s one of those things
that just changes you.

I think because
once you´ve had that

once you´ve sort of felt
that way about somebody

and they´ve felt that way
about you, and then it ends

and they don´t feel that way
about you anymore

it´s like you´re more alone than
you were before you met them.

Like the most alone
that you´ve ever been.

Well, maybe someone
will come along

and you won´t feel
that way anymore.

Yeah, I guess.

You know, Ephram, what we were
talking about earlier.

I did love Colin.

So I couldn´t feel that way
about you.

- Yeah, I know.
- Doesn´t mean I wouldn´t have.

- No, I get it.
- No, what I mean is--

No, it´s like, I couldn´t feel
that way about whoever because..

I mean, it´s nothing personal,
it´s just, even though it´s over

it doesn´t mean that I´m not in
love with her anymore, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah, I know.

So cross-cataloguing
every patient file

by type of visit is going to
help us work more efficiently?

Yes, Louise. We can compare
ailments, results, medications.

Furthermore, this way
we can do longitudinal studies

of various ailments
that present seasonally.

Right.

So do you think we might
have patients sometime soon?

Louise, we are making use
of this temporary work stoppage

to improve our minds
and our medical practices.

Yes, Dr. Abbott.

We´re fortunate
to have this let up

in what is normally an onerous
level of patient demand.

- Linda.
- Hey, Harry.

I´ll go start
on your office files.

So mother tells me
your mind is made up.

Well, actually--

Louise is available to help you
remove the rest of your things.

Harry, I need you to know
it´s not that I wanna go.

Oh, I know, I know.

It´s just the wanderlust is..

It´s too powerful for you
special folk, you explorers.

No.

I don´t think I´m special.

I wanna stay. I wanna be here
for every little thing

that unfolds in your life
and in mom´s.

But I can´t be the spinster aunt
and move in with you

and spend all my time
at your functions.

I have to have something
of my own to go home to

at the end of the day
or the week.

Don´t you see, having watched
you and Rose for a year now..

...I want it so much.

´That´s not what
I came here to tell you.´

I came to tell you that
I will stay if you need me to.

- Don´t.
- No, I mean it. I will.

I don´t wanna abandon you or
mom. I wanna do what´s right.

And I really can´t see
straight now

so I´m asking you as my big
brother, what I should do.

Go.

Go with my blessing.
Do what you need to do.

Find peace...wherever
it may be for you.

I know you´re not leaving us.

Thanks, Harry.

Bright, you really must return
that Winnebago, it´s an eyesore.

An eyesore or a souvenir
of the greatest night ever?

Either way, I´m afraid the
Sullivans will call the police.

Make sure it gets back
to Phil´s today. Alright?

Okay.

- So is Nikki gonna be okay?
- Mm-hmm.

It was just a scratch,
but Susie lost a clump of hair.

I can´t believe
those girls can fight.

[chuckling]

Was it really
the best night of your life?

Yes, the best. I don´t think
I´ll have that much fun again.

What about when you get married
and have kids?

I don´t mean that, life-changing
events. I mean, fun, you know?

Young, stupid fun.

What´s with holding out with me?
What happened with Ephram?

We talked in the RV.

So you told him?
What was he like?

Did he freak out? Did he jump
with joy? What happened?

No, he, uh..

He´s not into it.

What, he´s not into it?
He said that?

Pretty much.

Wow. Big surprise.

I never knew that kid had it
in him to be such a bonehead.

Wow, that sucks.
I´m sorry, Aim.

But, you know, you guys
are really different anyways.

You know, this way you can still
be friends. We can all hang out.

But it´s way cool you had
the guts to tell him. Way to go.

Thanks.

Maybe I´ll swing by there,
see if I can´t drag him

´to Phil´s
with that boat of his.´

I kind of told him I wouldn´t
talk to you about him so..

Hello, I´m not Page.
I can keep my mouth shut.

No, so, don´t even bring it up
or hint at it or anything, okay?

I am a locked safe. I didn´t
tell him about Nikki

when I told her I wouldn´t.

Nikki? I thought you
ended up with Cheryl.

We wanna do it as soon as we can
get the O.R. and personnel.

I´d like to use Sanders again.
Well, if you could ask him.

Actually, you know what,
I´m gonna ask him myself.

The longer we wait-
Yeah, exactly.

Okay. Well, let me know
when you get us slotted in.

Thanks, Jeff. Bye-bye.

- Was that about Uncle Donald?
- Yeah.

I think Debra´s gonna get us in
pretty soon, so..

Is that weird, operating
on somebody who´s like family?

Yeah, it is weird.

Is there some rule
against that?

Yes. I can´t operate on someone,
like, say, you.

But if it´s like
one step removed?

Well, yeah. I mean,
it´s all pretty fuzzy.

In a perfect world,
Uncle Donald could get

an equally decent surgeon

who he didn´t have a personal
relationship with but he can´t.

If he doesn´t do it,
will he die?

Possibly.

Probably.

If the surgery doesn´t go well,
will he die?

Well, death and paralysis
are the major risks.

Are you sure
you wanna do that after..?

Well, I have no choice.

Man, I could never be a surgeon.

Seems most of the time, all
the possible outcomes are bad.

So I don´t have to save
for med school?

[knocking on door]

Harold.

- Here.
- What´s this? Train schedule?

I want you to know
this should in no way

be construed
as a gesture of friendship.

Rather, a moral imperative.

You brushing up on your
philosophy, Harold?

I´ve done my duty, now what
you do with this is up to you.

I don´t know what this
information is.

You´re a bright man, at least
by reputation. Figure it out.

- This is--
- Just be there, Brown.

(Bright)
´I gotta say,
I´m gonna miss that old girl.´

She´ll still be there, if you
ever wanna rent her again.

No, it´s not the same.
It´s like Cinderella, you know?

She´s only the Prom-a-Bago one
night. Now she´s just a pumpkin.

That´s how I feel
about the whole prom.

A big, orange vegetable
you couldn´t pay me to eat.

Yeah, I gotta say I had higher
expectations for you.

It´s different when you got four
girls competing to go with you.

Instead of the girl
you always wanted?

Used to wanna go out with.

Look, I kind of told Amy
we wouldn´t talk about this.

Talk about what?

So it´s just not there
for you anymore, huh?

That sucks. I mean, don´t take
this personal or anything

but I think you got
bad-relationship karma.

First, you fall for a girl
whose boyfriend´s in a coma.

That´s hopelessly bad timing.
Then you go for a girl who´s 20.

Again, another timing problem.

Now Amy´s back and she´s got
this total thing for you.

And she tells you the same night
you run into the other girl.

What exactly did you tell my
sister? You just told her that..

I told her it was bad timing.

Like I said.
Let me in, dude.

I´ll take you to MJ´s for some
cheese fries. You need help.

Hey, do not tell my sister
we talked about this, okay?

She´d kill me. Guys gotta talk
about this kind of stuff too.

We´re not as dumb and clueless
as they think we are.

(Irv)
Now you call us
if you get stuck.

- Heard there´s snow in Chicago.
- I will.

I´ll ship those boxes once you
have somewhere to ship them to.

- Thanks, mom.
- You got the food I packed?

Right here.

Well, I guess that´s all then.

She can think of other stuff if
she thinks it´ll keep you here

an extra five minutes.

I´ll say goodbye now, Linda,
give you two a minute alone.

Okay. Goodbye, Irv.

It was wonderful
having you here.

- You come back soon.
- I will.

I´ll be in the truck, Edna.

You said you thought you might
come back for a visit in summer?

Oh, more likely fall.

- Thanksgiving for sure.
- Don´t forget.

How could I forget?

No, I mean, don´t forget
when you´re far away

and leaving is inconvenient how
much it means to have you back.

I won´t forget, Mom.

You´ll have a postcard from me
every day reminding you so..

You want me to help you? Here.

There you go.

Okay. Alright.

I´m gonna...leave now
before I start blubbering.

Unless you want me to wait
till the train comes?

Unh-unh, I´m okay.

I´m really going now.

Goodbye.

Bye.

How-? How did-?
Did my mom tell you?

Harold came to my house.

I´m sorry I didn´t tell you. I
wanted you to come, say goodbye.

I never would have
forgiven myself.

I wish you´d told me
that you were considering this.

I didn´t know how
and I didn´t want you to..

Ask you to stay.

If you did, it would be
for the wrong reason.

I was afraid if you asked me,
I might stay.

I can´t ask you.

I know.

You are one of the most..

...amazing things
that has ever happened to me.

You gave me my life back.

- You already had a life.
- No, no.

You...gave me living back.

I was just surviving..

...and then I met you.

Now I wake up every morning
wondering

if I made the wrong
choice.

I know you
made the right one.

[male over P.A.]
´Ladies and gentlemen,
final boarding call´

´for Eastern Chicago Express
to Chicago.´

Maybe some..?

Stay safe, alright?

Stay healthy.

Yep.

Okay, now, please go..

...because if you stay and
watch me leave, I´ll fall apart.

[theme music]