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[slow rock music]

(Irv)
For many years now

this sliver of dust-covered
rock has served as a haven

for the hope-filled

hormone-driven
youth of our town.

You won´t find it on any map

but everyone knows
exactly where it is.

We call it The Point.

[music continues]

Give me a second. Oh, God.
I´m sorry, I´m sorry, I´m sorry.

- It´s okay.
- My elbow´s a little pointy.

Yeah, only when
it´s hitting my jaw.

- That better?
- Yeah.

- I was feeling woolly in that.
- Okay.

[music continues]

- Hold up. Sorry. Hold on.
- What? What happened?

No, nothing.
It´s just, that was new.

Oh, I´m sorry. Did I--?
Did I freak you out?

No, no,
don´t apologize.

I just need to
regroup here for a second.

I´m just not really
used to that.

- Basically.
- Okay.

- Oh, you mean you never?
- No, no. Did you think I had?

Well, yeah,
I mean, you know..

You always seem, so
comfortable and together

with yourself, and I just--

- I assumed you and Colin had--
- No, we never had.

But that´s very nice.

That´s a big compliment,
seeing as that´s not how I feel.

Could´ve fooled me.

Hey, listen,
I hope you know that, you know

I would never have
done that if I knew.

I know.

- I´ll not be like this forever.
- That´s fine. That´s fine.

I mean, when you´re ready,
I´m ready. And you know what?

If you´re never ready,
you know, that´s cool with me.

I don´t care.
That´s not why I´m into you.

It´s my winning personality,
isn´t it?

You know, that
and the free Skittles.

On this uncharted
piece of rock

many of Everwood´s young people
first discovered

their capacity for passion

and sometimes for love.

For them, the view
from The Point will be

forever etched in
their hearts and minds

A reminder of one special
moment when everything changed.

[theme music]

[music continues]

[slow instrumental music]

- Is it a person?
- Nope.

It has to be.
There´s nothing left.

- Is it a plant?
- A plant is a thing.

No. Plants are alive, and things
are inanimate objects.

- Well, then is it a plant?
- No.

Well, we´re here.
To be continued, kiddo.

I´m just gonna walk Linda
to her front door.

- Good night, Delia.
- Night.

Oh, wait, wait.

Are cartoon characters,
inanimated objects?

You´re getting warmer.

And so begins
the great thaw of 2004.

I think she´s actually
starting not to hate me.

Are you kidding? She gave
you some of her curly fries.

She´s crazy about you.

Which is why..

Which is why what?

Which is why I don´t think
she would mind.

Or anyone would mind
for that matter.

I know that I certainly
wouldn´t mind.

You´re doing that thing where
you don´t finish your thoughts.

I want you to sleep over at my
house this Saturday night.

- Wow, that´s a big step.
- I know.

That´s what
I liked about it.

- Well, what do the kids think?
- I´m sure they´ll be fine.

Why don´t you get back after
you´ve had that conversation?

I have this picture in
my head that just won´t go away.

I see you and I.

We´re sitting at the breakfast
table in our pj´s

sipping coffee,
reading the Sunday paper.

Nice picture.

Then let´s give it a try.

- I´m tired of waiting.
- ´Is it Nemo?´

[slow instrumental music]

It defeats the purpose if you
highlight the whole book.

[clears throat]

Did your underage boyfriend
finish my fudgsicles?

I took one.

Does he not understand the
concept of labels?

The Post-it clearly said
"Carrie" right on the box.

Why don´t you ask him directly,
as he´s sitting next to me?

He touches another
one of my fudgy pops

I´m calling Child Services.

I was once mad at you for not
introducing me to her.

Oh, she´s not my friend,
she´s my roommate.

Are you stuck with her, or can
you switch roommates?

Well, she´s going to Boise this
weekend to visit her boyfriend.

Which means he´s either
fictional or crazy.

But who cares? I´m just happy
we have the place to ourselves.

- We?
- Yeah, if you wanna come.

It would be nice to hang out
without somebody walking in.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- She leaves after 5.

- You can come by after.
- Okay.

Hopefully I´ll be done
with my paper by then.

´I didn´t really know
what to think.´

- Did you want to?
- I didn´t not want to.

It´s just, I didn´t see
it as a possibility.

In my mind it was
never really on the menu.

And now it is?

Yeah, big-time.

Then, go for it.
He´s great, and you like him.

Yeah.
I like him a lot.

- He knows what he´s doing.
- Laynie.

So out of curiosity, what is it
exactly I´m supposed to do?

You don´t have to
worry about that part.

You can just sort of
lie there at first.

Gee, it sounds so romantic
when you put it that way.

It´s not gonna be romantic.

It might be, and it could be.

But if you build it up
in your mind as this thing

that´s gonna change your life

you´re gonna be disappointed,
trust me.

The lower your
expectations are, the better.

Maybe I´m not ready
to do this after all.

Fine. Don´t wait too long
and end up like Rachel´s sister.

What happened to her?

29 years old. Never did it.

She´s petrified that
she´s gonna die a virgin.

It´s really sad.

- God.
- Hello, girls.

- How´s the studying going?
- Oh, it´s going great, Grandma.

- That´s awesome.
- I don´t know.

She said, "My roommate´s going
to Boise for the weekend."

That´s awesome.

Your girlfriend meant you have
her place to yourself.

The whole place, whole weekend.

That´s a major invitation
to the big leagues.

- We haven´t talked about sex.
- Dude, come on.

I mean, don´t you get it?
She is signaling the pitch.

Don´t use sports metaphors now.
I need to understand.

Women do not speak English.
They speak in code.

You´ve to translate everything.

Madison´s not just gonna say

"Why don´t you come
over Friday and do me?"

- For many reasons.
- So, she´s gonna speak in code.

When a girl says,
"Do you like my sweater?"

What she really means is,
"Tell me how good I look."

When she says you get to spend
"uninterrupted" time together

what she means is you wanna stop
by the drugstore on the way.

She said, I should come
as her roommate leaves.

Does lassie need to hit you over
the head with a heavy object?

She´s aching for
some Brown loving.

- Serve it hot, my friend.
- What should I do to prepare?

I don´t know. Is there some
special ritual Jewish kids do?

Or you just thank God and pray
you don´t screw up, like us?

Amy.

Sorry, but your grandmother´s
already gone for the day.

- Yeah, I know.
- You okay?

[sighs]

Um, do you have a minute?

(Amy)
So I know this is weird.

If there was anybody else
that I could talk to, I would.

But seeing as there isn´t

I was hoping that maybe
we could just pretend..

...that we were fine.

I can do that.

I need to go on the pill.

- Birth control?
- Yeah.

So, what do I need to do?
Blood tests or--

Slow down for a second
and let me catch up here, okay?

Are you?

Are you currently involved
in a sexual relationship?

Um, what do you
mean exactly?

I mean, yeah, I´m in
a relationship.

But, I mean,
we haven´t had--

It hasn´t happened yet.

Okay, well, good.
This is good.

- This is a precautionary step?
- Yeah.

And you´re thinking
about having sex.

Well, obviously,
or I wouldn´t be here right now.

If this is too weird because of
the family connections--

Doctors don´t get weird.

Laynie told me about
Planned Parenthood.

- Do I have to go?
- You don´t have to.

I´m happy to help, I just.

I wanted to make sure that
you´ve thought about this.

Well..

I looked up all the
possibilities on the net.

Norplant and all of that.

The pill just seemed like
the right choice.

I´m talking about
the decision to have sex.

Have you talked to anybody about
it? Anyone other than Laynie?

Well, who would I talk to?

I know you´re having some
problems with your family

but I´m sure your father
would help you.

Even if I wasn´t in a
massive fight with my dad

I still wouldn´t talk to him
about it, or my mom.

I think these things are
private.

Well, what about your
grandmother?

There´s a lot of compassion
underneath all that khaki.

I came here when I knew
she wouldn´t be here.

Does that answer your question?

Look, I´m 16,
I´m thinking about having sex.

I wanna be safe if
I decide to do it.

- Is that so wrong?
- No.

No, it´s not.

The pill doesn´t protect you
against any STDs?

I know.
I have condoms.

Look, Amy, I´m sure
I´m the last person on Earth

you want advice from right now,
but I´m gonna give you a little.

Don´t be afraid to make sure
that everything is right.

You´re never gonna
get this moment back.

Well, I appreciate what you´re
saying, Dr. Brown

but I had the right
person in my life.

Unfortunately,
we ran out of time.

´I´m just being realistic.´

[slow instrumental music]

So will you write
the prescription?

I´ll have to take
a medical history.

´Get blood and urine samples.´

If it all checks out, yes,
I´ll write the prescription.

Thank you.

[slow instrumental music]

- Hi. Bye.
- Wait a second.

I need to talk to you and your
sister. Delia!

Bright´s having this all-night
poker game with some guys.

- I´m gonna spend the night.
- Sure. Great.

- What happened?
- Just a family meeting.

- What did you do?
- ´Nothing. Sit down.´

There´s something I wanna
discuss with the two of you.

Are we supposed to guess?

Okay.

Linda Abbott and I have been
seeing each other regularly.

Not on any formal basis

but with a general and healthy
evolution toward a relationship

which is a loaded term
in and of itself.

Dad, you´re not
addressing the Senate.

Right.

Well, the point is,
we´ve been dating for a while

and we really like each other
and I thought it would be nice

if after she came over for
dinner on Saturday night

that she could..

Well..

Stay.

- Forever?
- ´No, no, no.´

Just for the night.
You know, like a sleepover.

´Just a sleepover.´

I wanna make sure
that you two are okay with that.

Not that there´s any reason
not to be okay with it, I mean.

I mean, it´s no big deal.

The whole point
is for it not to be a big deal.

I want Linda to be comfortable
coming here from time to time.

And you two having her here.

Yeah, no, I mean, sure.
That´s fine with me.

Anyway, I gotta go.
I´ll see you guys tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

- Poker game. Work with me, Dad.
- Oh, right. Have fun.

So how about you?

What would happen
when she´s here?

Would I have to do anything?

No, not if you didn´t want to.

If would be just
like any other night

except we´d be
baking those cookies

´that you´ve been
wanting to make so much.´

- And?
- Watching The Princess Diaries.

I´m still listening.

And cutting up
Double Stuffed Oreos

to make Quadruple Stuffed Oreos?

I guess it´d be okay with me.

[chuckles]

[telephone rings]

Dr. Brown´s office.
Lab results?

Okay, just a sec, let me get the
file. What´s the name on it?

What do you mean,
you didn´t get a name?

Alright.

Give me the number he gave you
and I´ll find the file myself.

Okay, and the panel?

Okay, got it. Thanks.

What the hell?

[slow instrumental music]

What are you doing
Saturday night?

I think I´m going out for dinner
with Orlando Bloom.

Oh, no, wait,
that´s Friday.

I´m just kidding.
Why, what´s up?

Chris is having this cool party
at his parents´ ski chalet.

And I don´t know,
it´s gonna be huge.

- ´Thought it might be fun.´
- No, that sounds great.

- It sounds kind of perfect.
- Perfect how?

It´s a beautiful ski chalet,
all snowy and fancy.

Sounds like it could be
kind of romantic, doesn´t it?

Yeah, yeah, I guess. Yeah.

I was thinking that it might be
the perfect place to, you know.

Seriously?

Why not? It´s better
than doing it at The Point.

Yeah.

Yeah, it is. I just--
I mean, when did this happen?

I´ve been thinking about it.
I think I´m ready for it.

Stop looking so shocked
because it´s freaking me out.

I´m sorry, I just--
I´m a little--

I´m a little taken aback here.

- The other night you--
- You took me by surprise.

But after careful consideration
and visiting a doctor I--

You went to a doctor?

Yeah, if we´re gonna do
this thing, I wanna be prepared.

I thought you´d be happy.

I am. I´m totally happy.
I just..

I don´t want you to be forced
into this unless you want to.

- You know what I mean?
- I do want to.

Would it make you feel
horrible if I told you

that part of me kind of
wants to get it over with?

I mean, it wouldn´t make me
feel great, you know?

You see..

None of this is really happening
the way I thought it would.

For as long as I can remember,
I thought it would be Colin.

- Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
- No.

I´m sorry.
I totally missed it before.

And you know what?
You´re awesome.

You don´t need to do this
if you don´t want to.

What time should I
pick you up Saturday?

This better be some
kind of bad joke.

- Where did you find this?
- On your desk.

The lab called with
her blood work.

You out of your mind?

What were you thinking putting
my granddaughter on pills?

- She´s 16, for crying out loud.
- I know how old she is.

Is she having sex?

You must´ve asked her
as part of the physical.

- Did you schedule something?
- That´s confidential.

I am her grandmother
and her guardian.

Maybe. But in this office,
you are her nurse.

- That´s all.
- Like hell.

Sorry, Edna, but there´s nothing
more that I can tell you.

If Amy chooses to discuss
the matter with you--

She´s not gonna
discuss it with me.

I don´t even wanna ´
know about it now.

- When I tell Junior--
- Then, you´re fired.

You can´t expect me
to keep this from him.

I know this is difficult.
As a father, I feel for him.

But we have obligations
in this office.

- Did you know she was on--
- ´Yes.´

There are no known connections
between Zoloft and OCPs.

That´s not the point.

The fact that
she´s even on drugs

proves she´s not equipped
to make this decision right now.

The girl isn´t
entirely stable.

Well, she had the good sense
to come in and ask for help.

The fact is, if I didn´t
write that prescription

someone else would have.

Oh, don´t give me crap
and call it ice cream.

How would you feel
if Ephram was running around

buying condoms behind your back
and not telling you about it?

Well, fortunately,
Ephram´s not having sex yet.

- I´m sure when--
- How do you know he´s not?

Because I just do.

Good luck with that.

Hi. I couldn´t decide pizza or
Chinese, so I called both.

But 5 bucks says the kung pao
gets here first.

Although the pizza guy
has a pretty souped-up Camaro.

You look nice.

So do you.

So the good news is that
I blew my music theory paper

and the better news is I now
have a makeup essay to write.

Well, I think I might know
what will make you feel better.

- Hang on a sec.
- Was that bad?

I´m just sitting
on a book.

- What´s with the mashing?
- I´m just nervous.

- I don´t wanna mess this up.
- Mess what up?

Well, you know.

I´ve never been here before.
You have.

I´m here now,
which I´m very grateful for.

But I just don´t know
exactly what I´m doing.

Neither do I.

Oh, my God.

Did you think we´re
having sex tonight?

No. No, I didn´t.
No, of course not.

You said to come over because
your roommate was going out.

- We all know what that means.
- I don´t.

I don´t know where
you get information.

When I say my roommate´s going
out, I mean the same. Period.

New information.
Glad to have it.

Deciding to have
sex is a big deal.

- Well, even for you?
- Of course for me.

What do you think I am?

I thought it was only
a big deal for first-timers.

After that it´s an extension of
your average make-out session.

You´re officially not allowed
to hang out with Bright anymore.

We work because you don´t
think like a "guy" guy.

- Now I´m not even a guy? Sweet.
- No. You´re better, okay?

It´s a good thing.
Trust me.

- You´re trying again.
- No. You said we should talk.

- We were talking.
- Come on, it´s time to go.

- What?
- You´re leaving.

- Are you kidding me?
- ´No, I´m not.´

- Can I please just--
- No, you can´t.

Okay, but I can spend the night.
I already asked my dad.

You´re done.

[slow instrumental music]

We have to wait
till after lunch.

- Rules of the road, doctor.
- Sorry, Harold.

So how are things?

Not the cavity-fest that you
seem to be having, but fine.

You sure you have
enough mint milanos?

They´re Linda´s favorite.
We´re stocking up.

- Tonight´s movie night.
- So I heard.

- Are you two in a fight?
- Perpetually, child.

Brownies. Those are good frozen.
Can we get some?

- I think not.
- You can afford them yourself.

Ephram told me you cleaned him
out in that all-night game.

- Said he was broke by 11.
- Oh, right, yeah. It was rough.

- What was rough?
- Bright´s poker, he´s a shark.

If it´s regular, let me know,
I´ll lower Ephram´s allowance.

- The guys were home last night?
- Yeah, just a couple.

- With whom you played cards?
- Right.

Who exactly was that
who fell asleep on the couch

´watching Reba with
your mother and I?´

It was after that.
We were in the basement.

I mean, we were really quiet.
You had already gone to bed.

Tell him I tried, okay?

I wouldn´t slam that door
if I was you.

If you do, I´m gonna
wait out here.

You´ll come to get the paper,
I´ll be out here shivering.

I brought a pillow.

- I´m not afraid to use it.
- I hate it when you have props.

You have to know
that when you get like that

it makes me think that you´re
not ready for any of this.

Sex isn´t just having
a place to yourself.

- I know that.
- No, you don´t.

I mean, I don´t know why sex
is so complicated, but it is.

It´s something to talk about
before it happens, not during.

And then there´s you.

´You´ll remember your first time
for being wonderful´

or for being a disaster.

Which was it for you?

You got scarred?

Alex Braco.

We went to Camp Lenape
together for 10 years

from the time we were campers,
who´d hold hands

who´d lock themselves in
the boathouse during free swim.

Our last summer, Alex told me

that he was waiting until
he was in love to have sex

and that he was
in love with me.

Nice one.

Anyway..

We met that night in the woods
behind the tennis courts.

He brought this thin sheet
for us to lay on.

It was so thin that I could feel
every twig and rock beneath us.

This was a sharp branch.

The whole thing was crazy.
It was..

I just remember being so excited
before he came to pick me up.

My girlfriends were over,
helping me pick what to wear.

It all seemed so surreal.

And then I was there,
and it was happening.

And it was scary
and uncomfortable.

Not just physically,
but it was like.

It was like suddenly everything
was different except for me.

I didn´t feel different enough
for that to be happening to me.

´That´s exactly how it felt´

like it was happening to me,
and I was watching

from someplace else,
not actually being a part of it.

Finally, I just wanted it
to be over, and it was.

That doesn´t sound very nice.

Yeah.

It´s funny, I haven´t thought
about that night in a long time.

Is it weird for me to say
that I wish I was there?

Not in a freaky, you know

"I like to watch" kind of way.

But I can´t stand the thought
of you being unhappy.

Even if it is in the past.

You know what?

What?

My roommate is
still out of town.

[slow instrumental music]

[hip hop music]

- ´See you.´
- ´Go ahead, man.´

You have really good hair.

Thank you.
Please don´t puke on it.

There´s gotta be another
bathroom in this mansion.

I don´t wanna lose my place.
If you find one, scream.

Oh, tell Tommy,
I´m still here?

- No problem.
- Thanks.

[indistinct chatter]

- Here´s the stuff.
- ´What is this?´

´Alright, you wanted two?´

My arm. My arm.

I don´t know what
to do with my arm.

- Just leave it there.
- No, no, it´s asleep.

- Okay.
- Yep, there we go.

Come back. Thank you.

Sorry.

- I´m having a little trouble.
- Yeah.

- Sorry, weird belt.
- No, it´s.. Yeah.

- I got it.
- Thank you.

- Did you buy condoms?
- Yeah. My bag.

- You okay?
- No, I can´t do this.

- I can slow down.
- No, I can´t do this right now.

Oh, did you just?

- It´s not funny, okay?
- No, of course it´s not.

- It´s fine, sweetie.
- Okay, I can´t. I gotta go.

Is this enough frosting?

- If I see cookie, it´s not.
- Got it.

How you doing, Andy?

Gonna slap an ankle bracelet on
him, call it house arrest.

He can say goodbye
to that cell phone.

- He talks to himself sometimes.
- Good to know.

- Well, it´s about time.
- Not now.

"Not now"? Try right now.

You wanna talk about last
night´s poker game again?

Because I had a very interesting
conversation with Dr. Abbott.

Fine, I made it up.

- I came home anyway, so..
- ´You lied.´

- Upstairs?
- Sounds good.

Ground me and get it over.
I´m not in the mood.

Better get in the mood.
We are gonna talk.

You are gonna tell me what the
hell is going on in your life.

Starting right now.

- Where were you tonight?
- Out.

That´s not good enough.

- I was at Madison´s.
- Are you sleeping with her?

- Answer me.
- No, I´m not sleeping with her.

I´m never gonna sleep
with her or anybody else.

I´m gonna die a virgin.
That´s my life.

Anything good that
happens gets bad.

Anything bad gets even worse
whenever humanly possible.

Does that make you happy?

- What happened?
- Can I please just go?

[slow instrumental music]

[hip hop music]

Amy.

Can I talk to you?
I think I lost my ring.

- What ring?
- It´s my mom´s. It´s real.

Can you just?
Two seconds?

- I´ll see you upstairs?
- Yeah. Yeah, okay. Two seconds.

- What ring?
- Don´t sleep with him.

- What?
- Trust me. Just don´t do it.

I don´t know what this is about.
Tommy´s waiting, I´m gonna go.

I don´t think that he´s being
completely honest with you.

I mean, I know he´s not.

I think he´s still dealing.

First of all, Tommy never dealt.
That was just a rumor. And--

I saw him in the bathroom
with a bunch of people.

This is so stupid.

He was giving them
these plastic baggies

with white pills in them,
and they were giving him cash.

I don´t know what you call that,
but in my world, that´s dealing.

I´m sorry.

You probably saw wrong.
Maybe he was in the room, but..

That can´t be.
It just can´t be.

- If you don´t believe, ask him.
- No, I can´t just ask him.

I´m sorry that I saw it.
But you know what?

Actually, maybe I´m glad I did.
I don´t know, I just..

You should not do something
that you´re gonna regret.

You don´t want your first
to be somebody--

Somebody who what?

Somebody you can´t trust.

Amy.

You gotta see the view
from the master bedroom.

It´s unbelievable.

I´m coming.

[slow instrumental music]

Well, Delia´s asleep.

She said that you were
a really great froster.

I hope that means something
to you because I got nothing.

- I gotta get going, Andy.
- Going? Why?

I had a wonderful night,
but I have--

I screwed up with the whole
Ephram thing. I´m sorry.

I didn´t have to make
the whole night about that.

- Of course. It was important.
- It was the yelling, wasn´t it?

- It´s not our best quality.
- You were wonderful, really.

Then stay.

We still have that
Sunday paper to read.

I gotta go. I´ll call you
tomorrow night, okay?

Bye.

[slow instrumental music]

It is pretty.

Yeah.

That´s just what
I was thinking.

- Wait.
- Okay.

- You having second thoughts?
- I have to ask you something.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
You can ask me anything.

Laynie said that she saw you
earlier in the bathroom..

Yeah.

She said
you were dealing.

If I tell you it´s not what you
think, you won´t believe me.

Try me.

Okay. Alright.
Alright, listen.

There´s a reason that
I know these guys, okay?

It´s not like I´m a part of
their inner circle or anything.

Bradley knew I´d know a guy
that could hook him up.

I´m not even the point person on
this, and I know it sounds bad.

When he asked, I told him
I wouldn´t do it.

And then what
changed your mind?

A couple things, you know?

You have to understand that this
guy offered me a lot of cash

just to make the connection.

More money than I make at
the pharmacy in like a month.

And that´s like rent
for my entire family, okay?

Then you and I talked about
coming here and what it means.

I knew if I didn´t supply the
stuff, they wouldn´t let me in.

It didn´t have to happen here.
I would´ve understood.

I know. I know that.
I know that now.

But I just.. I don´t want
you thinking of me like this.

I don´t want you to think
of me as the guy

who people call when they need,
you know, whatever.

It´s not a reputation I want
but I have it, unfortunately.

And I guess I was just--

I was trying to keep that from
you for as long as possible.

But I promise you, okay?
Okay?

I will never, ever do anything
this stupid again, okay?

I swear, Amy.

Alright, you know what?

Maybe we should just go.

- Yeah, I think so.
- Okay.

Alright, I´ll get
our coats.

[piano music]

If our yelling didn´t scare
Linda that would´ve done it.

That fight scared her?
Amateur.

Sorry about the lie.

Oh, yeah.

There was gonna be some
serious grounding there.

Could´ve been years before
you saw daylight again.

Well, you´d probably be
doing me a favor. Seriously.

Yeah, I gathered that.

I got a feeling
I can´t compete

with whatever it is
you´re going through.

So I´m off the hook?

Well, call it an advance
on my next screw-up.

But I do wanna talk about what
you´ve been going through.

- No, you don´t have to.
- No, legally, no.

But I´m gonna take a shot
at it anyway.

You and your friends
are at an age

where you´re deciding when
or whether to have sex.

I can´t tell you what to do.

A lot of parents try,
and I respect the impulse

but you can´t stop sex.

It´s like trying to hold
back the tide with a broom.

There´s also a part of me that
wants you to have a good time.

But what I can do
is advise you.

Sex isn´t as simple
as it looks.

I got that part down,
believe me.

Well, I just wanted you to know
that you can come to me

and you can talk to me
if you ever need to.

And I want you to know

that I really don´t
see that happening.

But thank you.

And there haven´t been any
new developments lately.

A couple discussions,
but that´s about it.

- ´I´m gonna go call Brittany.´
- ´Okay.´

- Hey, Dr. Brown.
- Come on in.

We can finish this
discussion later.

You wanna go out
for a little bit?

Sure, yeah. Yeah, sure.

- Dad?
- Have fun.

[slow instrumental music]

When did you start
drinking real coffee?

It´s only half real.
I mixed a bag of cocoa.

Gives it that mochachino effect,
but it´s cheaper than Starbucks.

You´re a pretty smart cookie.

´A lot smarter than I was
when I was your age.´

You know, I don´t envy
your generation.

You don´t get much
kid time, do you?

Gets pretty serious
pretty quick.

Yeah, I guess.

I´m not good with metaphors,
Amy.

So no birds, no bees.

I know you´re thinking
about having sex.

Or maybe you already have.

What makes you think that?

You´re 16.

You´ve got a good-looking boy
coming around the house always.

It all adds up.

I never had this
talk with Linda.

and I never spoke
with your dad

- Time to get it right.
- Grandma.

It goes like this.

Sex

is special.

And sex with the right person
at the right time

can be pretty darn wonderful.

If you don´t have those
ingredients--

It´s not wonderful.

That´s all I´m saying.

And that first time..

Well..

It only happens once.

And you..

My beautiful, lovely
granddaughter

deserve to have
that moment in your life

be the most perfect
it could possibly be.

[slow instrumental music]

Thank you.

[knock on door]

I was just staring
at the phone

determined not to leave you
another message.

Come on in.

I don´t know how to say this.

I was gonna write
it in a letter

but everything I wrote
sounded so clever.

And I don´t wanna be
clever right now.

Your kids, I knew how much a
part of your life they are

but I didn´t know how much
a part of you they are too.

- I´m still lost.
- ´It´s not as simple.´

You´re a dad.
I can´t jeopardize that.

We´re being safe.
We´ve been through this.

I think we made a mistake.
We were being impetuous--

Wait a minute, hold on a second.
Wait a minute. I mean.

You just sprung this, and I
don´t have prepared remarks

but I think I have
a lot to say.

- No.
- What?

No.

You don´t get to put on the
brakes or slow down

or otherwise
call this relationship defunct.

- I veto.
- I doesn´t work that way.

Look, you may have just realized
that I´m a dad, but I didn´t.

It´s been with me every
single day since my wife died

and these two strangers were
looking, wondering who I was.

- Andy--
- Bad things can happen.

If you don´t think I know that
after losing my wife

you have no business being my
friend, much less anything else.

I know things can go wrong.

Which is exactly the reason
why I think it´s worth the risk

if I can feel this way again.

So no.

If you wanna break up with me,
you better find a better reason.

Catch me messing
around with a nurse.

- So I thought of a bright side.
- Oh, yeah?

The condom didn´t have
a chance to break.

- You know what we need?
- I still miss my pride.

We need a song.

I already wrote you a song.
It didn´t work well, remember?

I meant a radio song,
dumb- ass.

That way whenever you hear it,
you get this goofy grin

and you can go,
"Oh, that´s our song."

We never agree on music.

Fine, I´m putting on the radio.
Whatever´s on, that´s it.

We could end up with
a shaving jingle.

[country music]

- Okay, bad idea.
- What are you talking about?

It´s the perfect anthem
for youthful misguided longing.

Best two out of three.

[slow instrumental music]

One more time.

[rock music]

- Give it up.
- Never.

[slow rock music]

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