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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:18,192 I MISS MY HUSBAND, ROBERT. 2 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:20,629 OH, WELL, I'M VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 3 00:00:20,803 --> 00:00:23,675 ROBERT WAS, LIKE, THE CHEAPEST MAN ON EARTH. 4 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,242 OH. 5 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:27,244 MAN DID NOT LIKE TO SPEND A DIME ON ANYTHING. 6 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:28,593 HE REALLY DIDN'T. 7 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:31,553 HE WOULD SNEAK STUFF INTO MOVIE THEATERS, 8 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:35,035 AND IF HE HAD KNOWN ABOUT THIS TRICK, 9 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:37,428 WE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TAKE A LOT MORE STUFF A LOT OF PLACE. 10 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:38,777 OH, NO, PLEASE DON'T OPEN THAT. 11 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,214 NO, NO, NO. I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. 12 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:43,913 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THIS ISN'T A DEAD BODY. 13 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:46,481 THIS IS HOW I SNEAK MY SNACKS IN. 14 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:50,093 OH, YOU LI-- OKAY. 15 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:51,747 YOU KNOW, A LITTLE SOMETHING TO KEEP ME WARM THIS MORNING. 16 00:00:51,921 --> 00:00:53,923 MY KIND OF LADY. OKAY. 17 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:55,229 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? 18 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:57,492 YEAH. AFTER THAT, I THINK I WOULD. 19 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:59,102 SOMEBODY TOLD ME I SHOULD STUFF MY PANTS. 20 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:02,279 HYAH! 21 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:04,151 A LITTLE LOWER DOWN THERE. 22 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:06,936 OH, YEAH! WORK IT! 23 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:10,505 ARE YOU BEING BAD? 24 00:01:17,468 --> 00:01:18,991 OH, HELLO, THERE. 25 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:22,125 I WAS JUST TRYING OUT THIS NEW ANTI-AGING CREAM. 26 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:25,172 IT'S SUPPOSED TO TAKE YEARS OFF YOUR FACE. 27 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:29,089 WELL, HOW DO I LOOK? 28 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:33,832 YOU SHOULD SEE WHERE I'M GONNA PUT IT NEXT. 29 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:40,622 YOUNG MAN, EXCUSE ME. 30 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:43,842 WE'VE GOT A NEW ORDINANCE...OKAY. 31 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:45,583 ...ABOUT FACIAL HAIR. 32 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:47,803 I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO EITHER HAVE IT SHAVEN OFF 33 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:51,198 WITHIN 24 HOURS OR I CAN GIVE YOU THIS OPTION. 34 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:53,896 WHOA. 35 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:56,290 - I THINK I'M GOOD. - YOU THINK YOU'RE GOOD? 36 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:59,031 WELL, WHEN YOU SAY THAT, DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE GONNA SHAVE IT? 37 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:00,207 UH... 38 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:03,166 WELL, OKAY. IF YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THIS AREA... 39 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,299 I COULD GIVE YOU A CITATION. 40 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:07,083 - REALLY? - YEAH. IT'S A NEW ORDINANCE. 41 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:08,519 - OKAY. - OKAY? 42 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:10,565 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 43 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,224 HI. HI, THERE. 44 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:19,051 - HI. - HEY. 45 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:21,053 DO YOU KNOW HOW FRAGILE YOUR PHONE IS? 46 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,533 HUH? IT'S PRETTY FRAGILE. 47 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:24,361 OH, TITANIUM CASE? OKAY. 48 00:02:24,535 --> 00:02:26,276 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU... 49 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:28,670 HOW ABOUT THIS CASE FOR YOUR PHONE? 50 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:30,454 THAT IS AWESOME. 51 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:33,240 ONLY $800, AND I'M NOT EVEN MAKING ANY PROFIT ON IT. 52 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:35,155 $800?$800. 53 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:36,634 DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY ONE? 54 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:38,027 - NO, PROBABLY NOT. - OH, LOTS OF LUCK. OKAY. 55 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,463 BUT I HOPE YOU SELL LOTS OF THEM. 56 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:41,378 WELL, YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 57 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,206 I HOPE THAT YOUR PHONE BREAKS IN A MILLION PIECES. 58 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:44,381 THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY. TAKE CARE. 59 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:46,427 - I APPRECIATE IT. - YEAH. 60 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:47,863 THE PRICE WILL PROBABLY GO UP. 61 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:49,473 IT MIGHT. 62 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:54,130 ♪ OOH, GIRL ♪ 63 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:01,485 OOH. OH, MAN. 64 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,879 OH, GOSH. 65 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:05,402 HOW YOU GUYS DOING? 66 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:06,882 OH. 67 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:10,015 WELL, YOU GOT SOME GOOD LUNCH, THERE, HUH? 68 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,669 I KNOW. I'M HUNGRY, TOO. 69 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:12,757 I AM HUNGRY FOR A LITTLE MEAT. 70 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,324 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 71 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:16,065 I DON'T MEAN TO BE CRUDE, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH. 72 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,588 WHAT WOULD YOU THINK OF A THREE-WAY? 73 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:19,199 NO, THANK YOU. 74 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,375 HEY, I MEAN A FOUR-WAY. 75 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:22,593 HUH? HUH? YOU SURE? 76 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:24,334 I'M SURE. 77 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:26,336 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I CAN CATCH SOME ACTION SOMEWHERE ELSE, 78 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:27,511 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 79 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:28,730 ALL RIGHTY. 80 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:30,297 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 81 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:32,908 OH! LET'S SEE. 82 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:50,186 I HEAR THAT THE COOLEST THING THAT ONE COULD DO FOR YOUNG GUYS 83 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,667 IS TO WEAR THEIR HATS BACKWARDS -- THEIR HATS. 84 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,016 BACKWARDS? 85 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:54,973 YOU KNOW -- DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 86 00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:56,279 THEY DO DO THAT, YES. 87 00:03:56,453 --> 00:03:57,759 - I MEAN, DO GIRLS LIKE THAT? - YEAH. 88 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:02,807 AND I FEEL COOL AS HELL. 89 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:03,982 YOU SHOULD. 90 00:04:04,156 --> 00:04:05,462 OKAY. TAKE CARE. GOODBYE. 91 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:06,985 Man: GOD BLESS YOU. 92 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,249 YIPPEE! 93 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:13,340 THIS IS AMAZING. 94 00:04:13,514 --> 00:04:16,125 I LOOK 85 YEARS YOUNGER. 95 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:20,129 I'VE ALWAYS FANTASIZED ABOUT TURNING BACK THE CLOCK. 96 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,871 NOW THAT THIS WISH HAS COME TRUE, 97 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:26,657 I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING TO REALLY MAKE IT COUNT -- 98 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:28,616 FIND ALL MY EX-BOYFRIENDS 99 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:31,793 AND SHOW THEM WHAT THEY MISSED OUT ON. 100 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:41,281 EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU JUST HELP ME OPEN THIS BOX? 101 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:44,022 OH. OH. 102 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:45,415 OKAY. OKAY. 103 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:48,288 YOU KNOW, I JUST BOUGHT THIS FROM RUSSIA, 104 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,725 AND I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 105 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:52,379 OH. 106 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:53,728 OH! OH! 107 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,251 THANK YOU! 108 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:57,122 MY NEW HUSBAND! THANK YOU! 109 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,385 IT'S SO COLD IN MOSCOW! 110 00:04:58,559 --> 00:04:59,951 YES! YES! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 111 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,910 OH, YOU'RE GONNA BE SO HAPPY HERE. 112 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:10,832 EXCUSE ME, COULD I ASK YOU BOTH A QUESTION? 113 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:13,225 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE EXPERTISE IN THINGS, 114 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,489 AND I WAS IN THE BAR LAST NIGHT, AND I MET THIS GIRL, 115 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,055 AND SHE GAVE ME HER PHONE NUMBER. 116 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:18,883 ISN'T THAT GREAT? 117 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:23,061 HOW LONG SHOULD A GUY WAIT BEFORE HE CALLS HER BACK? 118 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:24,628 GIVE IT ONE DAY. 119 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:26,674 ONE -- ONE D-- WHAT? 120 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,545 SHE'S CALLING. 121 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:30,330 HELLO? YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT NEARBY? 122 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:32,244 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE KIDDING ME. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 123 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:34,421 HEY! HEY! IT'S YOU! 124 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,684 I SHOULD HAVE WAITED TO CALL YOU, 125 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:39,208 BUT I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH YOU LAST NIGHT. 126 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:40,818 AND THIS IS KIND OF FORWARD, 127 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:42,646 BUT DO YOU WANT TO COME TO MY PLACE RIGHT NOW? 128 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,344 OH, ARE YOU KIDDING? OF COURSE I WOULD! 129 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:46,520 OH, THANK YOU SO -- THANK YOU, GIRLS. 130 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:47,956 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 131 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,658 THIS IS AMAZING. 132 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:57,008 IT'S UNCANNY, REALLY. 133 00:05:57,182 --> 00:06:01,883 I FINALLY LOOK LIKE MY ONLINE-DATING PROFILE PIC. 134 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:06,366 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 135 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,150 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 136 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:09,499 DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN? 137 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:10,935 OH, SORRY, NO, SIR. YOU DON'T? 138 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:12,763 WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME ANYWAY. 139 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:14,809 I'VE GOT MY GRANDSON WHO I'M RAISING, 140 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:16,680 AND HIS PARENTS ARE NOT AROUND, 141 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:19,466 AND IT'S TIME TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES. 142 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,772 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK TO TELL HIM. 143 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:23,644 I DON'T KNOW, SIR. I WAS HOPING, MAYBE... 144 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:25,689 UNFORTUNATELY -- YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE NO KIDS. 145 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:27,430 WELL, HERE HE IS. 146 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:28,736 MAYBE YOU COULD JUST TELL HIM A COUPLE OF THINGS, 147 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,433 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL... 148 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:32,304 ARE YOU GONNA TEACH ME ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES? 149 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:33,871 TEACH YOU ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES? 150 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:35,395 DUDE, IF YOU DON'T LEARN THAT BY NOW... 151 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:36,831 I --OKAY, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. 152 00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:39,964 IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX, IT'S FANTASTIC, 153 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:42,053 BUT YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE YOU PUT ON A CONDOM. 154 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:44,142 AND IF YOU GET AN ERECTION, YOU PUT IT ON THERE, 155 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:45,622 SO THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. 156 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:47,581 YOU GOT TO GET AN ERECTION AND PUT IT ON THERE. 157 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:48,756 SO, THAT'S WHAT FOREPLAY IS? 158 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,933 UH... 159 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:01,072 - HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? - GOOD. AND YOU? 160 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:03,553 I'M GOOD. I JUST LOVE THIS MALL. 161 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:05,860 DON'T YOU? - I WORK HERE. 162 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:07,601 - YOU DO? - YEAH. 163 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:09,559 WELL, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A JOB. THAT'S GREAT. 164 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:12,475 I'VE GOT THIS FRIEND -- DENISE. 165 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,956 I THINK YOU WOULD BE PERFECT FOR HER. 166 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:21,266 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. YOU MAY CHANGE YOUR MIND. 167 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,400 SO, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU HER PHONE NUMBER. 168 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:26,054 I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 169 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:28,491 I'M SURE YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED IF YOU CALL HER. 170 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:32,234 AND I DON'T THINK YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL BE DISAPPOINTED, EITHER. 171 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:33,931 I THINK THE THREE OF YOU COULD HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME TOGETHER. 172 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,498 OKAY. 173 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:57,346 WHOA. 174 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,914 OH. HERE'S THE PIZZA YOU ORDERED. 175 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,481 - MNH-MNH. - YEAH. 176 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:03,961 THIS SAYS "BLACK OVERCOAT." 177 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:09,140 "TEXTING, PURSE WITH A RIBBON HANGING FROM IT." 178 00:08:09,314 --> 00:08:11,969 IT'S GOT TO BE YOU. IT'S ALL WRITTEN DOWN ON HERE. 179 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:15,712 I HAD A LITTLE BIT JUST BEFORE I WENT INTO THE PORTA-POTTY, 180 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:18,149 AND IT REALLY RAN RIGHT THROUGH ME, 181 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:21,457 SO IF YOU WANT TO STAY THIN, THIS IS YOUR BEST BET. 182 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:22,632 DELICIOUS. 183 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:27,071 ♪ OOH ♪ 184 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:32,816 EXCUSE ME, LADIES. 185 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:34,992 I'M KIND OF NEW AROUND HERE. 186 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:37,778 DO YOU KNOW A GOOD PLACE TO EAT? 187 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:39,867 Woman: WE DON'T KNOW. WE'RE NOT FROM HERE EITHER. 188 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:41,433 I DON'T WANT TO BE FORWARD, 189 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:42,739 BUT MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR DINNER. 190 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,393 OH, MY GOSH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT, 191 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,047 BUT ARE YOU LEEROY FROM JENKINS OIL -- THE TYCOON? 192 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,484 - YES, I AM, LITTLE LADY. - OH, MY GOD. 193 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,921 WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN ME FOR DINNER? 194 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,836 UH, YEAH. 195 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,490 OH. HERE'S $20,000. 196 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,231 GO BUY YOURSELF SOME NICE THINGS. 197 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:57,537 I'LL SEE YOU BACK HERE. 198 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,582 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 199 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,802 SORRY. YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE. MAYBE NEXT TIME. 200 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,332 Betty: THIS IS FANTASTIC. 201 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:13,422 I'VE FINALLY GOT THE BODY OF A 25-YEAR-OLD, 202 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:16,773 WITH THE WISDOM AND EXPERIENCE OF A 90-YEAR-OLD. 203 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,514 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 204 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,908 I NEED TO INVEST IN A HIGH-YIELD, 205 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,910 LOW-RISK I.R.A. ACCOUNT 206 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:26,914 THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO RETIRE EARLY -- IN 30 YEARS. 207 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,568 JUST KIDDING. 208 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:31,309 VEGAS! 209 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:41,929 DO YOU GOT IT? DO YOU GOT IT? 210 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,539 I THINK SO. I THINK SO. 211 00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:45,149 WE GOT IT! WE GOT IT! WE GOT IT! WE GOT IT! 212 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:46,411 BRING IT UP, BRING IT UP. 213 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,543 I GOT IT. I -- 214 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:54,681 OH, MY GOD! SHE'S CALLING THE COPS! 215 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:57,553 OH, NICE. 216 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,305 EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU HOLD A DOOR FOR AN OLD LADY? 217 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,307 JUST TAKE A SECOND. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 218 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:15,005 CHIVALRY ISN'T DEAD. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! 219 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:20,228 OH, KEEP HOLDING IT! KEEP HOLDING IT! 220 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:32,893 EXCUSE ME. 221 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,722 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY OUR GOURMET ANIMAL CRACKERS? 222 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,419 OH, SAMPLES? YES, YES, YES. 223 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,639 13 CRACKERS, 100 CALORIES. 224 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,599 AREN'T THEY DELICIOUS? 225 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,601 - TASTES LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS. - YES. 226 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,821 SO, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY FOR THAT? 227 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,692 MM? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY FOR THAT? 228 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,346 OH, I'M --CASH OR CREDIT CARD? 229 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,653 NO, I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT. 230 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,959 THEY'RE NOT FREE SAMPLES. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 231 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,092 I HAVE TO GO ON MY BREAK, 232 00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,224 SO WHY DON'T YOU WATCH THIS TABLE WHILE I'M ON MY BREAK, 233 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,357 - AND WE'LL BE EVEN? - YOU WANT ME TO JUST SIT THERE AND WORK FOR YOU? 234 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,664 JUST SIT DOWN. NO PROBLEM. 235 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:13,803 COME ON. LET'S GO SHOW THE BOYS DOWN AT THE CLUB. 236 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,632 SHOULD BE PLAY A FEW HOLES WHILE WE'RE THERE? 237 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,679 NOT THE GOLF CLUB, THE NIGHT CLUB. 238 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:24,292 I'M NOT GONNA WASTE THIS HOTNESS ON THOSE GEEZERS. 239 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,210 OH, IS THIS YOURS? YEAH. 240 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,125 CAN I SIT HERE? YEAH. 241 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,300 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 242 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:33,388 NO, JUST -- THAT'S OKAY. GREAT. 243 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,695 ALL RIGHT. 244 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:38,393 WOW. 245 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:41,483 YOU HAVE ON SOME VERY NICE COLOGNE. 246 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:44,573 IT'S A PERFUME? GREAT. 247 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,532 YOU KNOW, IT REMINDS OF MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND THAT I EVER HAD. 248 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,578 I WAS ONLY 23 YEARS OLD. 249 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,275 IT WAS PARIS. 250 00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,929 I MET HER, AND -- I MET HER IN THIS WHOREHOUSE. 251 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:55,105 IT WAS TERRIBLE, BUT SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS -- 252 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,977 REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY PRETTY. 253 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:01,895 SHE WAS GOOD, THOUGH. LET ME TELL YOU. 254 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,113 IT WAS REALLY QUITE WONDERFUL. 255 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,462 WHAT IS THE COLOGNE, AGAIN? 256 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,161 OKAY. THANKS A LOT. 257 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,742 Woman: EXCUSE ME. 258 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,745 MY GIRLFRIEND IS VISITING HERE, AND SHE'S SO SHY. 259 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,703 I PROMISED HER I WOULD INTRODUCE HER TO A HOT GUY 260 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,313 IF SHE CAME TO THE BEACH WITH ME TODAY. 261 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,185 OKAY. IS SHE SWEET? 262 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:32,795 SHE'S AN OLD SOUL, OKAY? 263 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,015 - YEAH, WELL, AREN'T WE ALL? - HER NAME IS GERTRUDE, 264 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,886 AND SHE JUST DRESSES A LITTLE OLD, YOU KNOW? 265 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,802 - ALL RIGHT. - SO, YOU'RE UNATTACHED AND...? 266 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,543 WELL, I MEAN -- YEAH, I PRACTICE NON-ATTACHMENT. 267 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,284 I THINK YOU HAVE COMMITMENT ISSUES. 268 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,286 HI... 269 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,854 Woman: OH, GERTIE, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 270 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:50,857 YEAH. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME. 271 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,860 YOU'RE A LITTLE OLD FOR ME. 272 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,257 I'M JUST CHECKING. 273 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,869 ARE YOU HAVING SEX MORE THAN TWICE A WEEK? 274 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,218 NO, SIR. NO? 275 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,697 WELL, WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU DO, 276 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,090 BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR THE ENDORPHINS. 277 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:08,700 THANK YOU. 278 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,311 OKAY? 279 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,008 MAYBE TWO OR THREE TIMES A DAY, IF POSSIBLE. 280 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,360 YEAH. 281 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,580 ♪ WHAT YOU'RE MISSING ♪ 282 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:22,540 ♪ LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE MISSING, BABY ♪ 283 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:27,067 HI. 284 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,982 HOW'S YOUR LIFE GOING? 285 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,114 GOOD. 286 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,160 MY LIFE IS CRAZY. 287 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:36,250 I'VE TAKEN SO MUCH MONEY FROM SO MANY PEOPLE, 288 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:39,079 BUT THE JIG IS UP. 289 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:42,169 UM, I-I'M -- I'D LIKE TO GET A NOTE TO MY DAUGHTER. 290 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,561 I WAS WONDERING, WOULD YOU -- 291 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,041 WOULD YOU PLEASE GIVE THIS TO HER? 292 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,304 I-I-I'D BETTER GO NOW. 293 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:50,090 IF I DON'T GO NOW, I-I-I'M GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE. 294 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,440 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 295 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:10,675 ♪ HELLO, HELLO, HELLO ♪ 296 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,677 I BLEW OFF WORK TODAY. 297 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,636 I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO WORK, BUT I TOLD MY BOSS 298 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,464 I WAS MEETING MY BOYFRIEND FROM OUT OF TOWN. 299 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,074 I JUST SAW HIM GETTING OFF THE TRAIN. 300 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,728 HE MUST HAVE COME IN TO WORK LATE TODAY. 301 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,382 COULD YOU JUST PRETEND LIKE YOU KNOW ME? 302 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,818 I'M SORRY. I'M ACTUALLY IN A RUSH. 303 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,037 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. I'M SORRY. 304 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,995 - Man: HELEN! - OH, THAT'S HIM. 305 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,562 - HELEN! - IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND. THAT'S HIM. THAT'S HIM. 306 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:31,087 WHAT A COINCIDENCE! 307 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,220 YES! MY! 308 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,786 LISTENS, IS THIS THE YOUNG MAN? 309 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,136 THIS IS HIM. ISN'T HE CUTE? 310 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,877 OH, MAN, LISTEN, I GOT TO TELL YOU, 311 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,096 THIS IS REMARKABLE, BECAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT 312 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,925 THAT SHE'D END UP WITH A GUY AS YOUNG AND HANDSOME AS YOU. 313 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,927 - WELL, THANK YOU. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 314 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,450 LISTEN, YOU WATCH YOURSELVES, OKAY? 315 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,932 'CAUSE THIS IS REALLY TROUBLE. 316 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,934 THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 317 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,631 SURE. ARE YOU BUSY? 318 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,199 UH, YEAH. I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO MEET A FRIEND RIGHT NOW. 319 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,766 MAYBE THE THREE OF US... 320 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,116 HAVE DRINKS FOR LUNCH OR SOMETHING? 321 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,335 UH...I'M GOOD. 322 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:06,209 I'VE GOT TO GO TAKE THIS BODY OUT FOR A SPIN, 323 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,951 SHE WHAT SHE CAN DO. 324 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:14,130 SERIOUSLY, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DRIVE SINCE 1999. 325 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,008 CAN I BOTHER YOU A MINUTE? 326 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,835 I TOOK OFF FROM WORK TODAY, 327 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,926 AND MY DAMN BOSS SAID I NEEDED A NOTE FROM THE DOCTOR. 328 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,971 I STOLE THESE FROM THE DOCTOR. 329 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:32,801 WOULD YOU SAY, "EXCUSE ANNE," AND SIGN THIS FOR ME? 330 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,759 YOU'D REALLY BE HELPING ME. 331 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,935 OH, BLESS YOU. 332 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:42,724 AND A BIG "DOCTOR." 333 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,508 - OH, THAT'S PERFECT. - THERE YOU GO. 334 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,467 YOU MADE MY DAY. THANK YOU. 335 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,382 I WISH I HAD SOMEBODY DO THAT FOR ME SOMETIMES. 336 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:49,557 YOU'RE A LOVE. 337 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,863 THANK YOU. 338 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,778 I'M GONNA SHOP. 339 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,177 LOOK WHAT I GOT. 340 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,397 "WORLD'S BEST GRANDMA." 341 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,138 Woman: THAT'S CUTE, YEAH. 342 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,749 I HAVE THE SWEETEST GRANDKIDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 343 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:10,012 I'M JUST SO PROUD OF THIS. I LOVE IT. 344 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,971 EXCUSE ME, WHAT IS THAT YOU HAVE, THERE? 345 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,582 MY "BEST GRANDMOTHER" CUP. 346 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,063 NO, MY GRANDCHILDREN GAVE ME A MUG 347 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,716 THAT SAID "BEST GRANDMOTHER." 348 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,196 NO, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE BEST GRANDMOTHER. 349 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:21,458 NO, I'M THE -- 350 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:22,677 NO. 351 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,288 WHAT A BITCH! 352 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,987 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! 353 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,468 ♪ OH, LOOK AT ME ♪ 354 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,862 ♪ I'M WINNING, I'M WINNING ♪ 355 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,437 MISS. SURE. 356 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,091 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU A CITATION. 357 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,006 OH. WHY? FOR TAKING SELFIES. 358 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,051 I DIDN'T TAKE A PICTURE OF MYSELF. 359 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,532 WELL, WE HAVE IT ON A SECURITY CAMERA. 360 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,055 SINCE WHEN IS THERE A SELFIE CITATION? 361 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,796 BECAUSE THE CARS ARE THE STARS, NOT YOU. 362 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,278 SEE YOU IN COURT. 363 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:11,465 OH. 364 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,990 HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING? 365 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,123 - IT'S GOOD. - OH. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 366 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,646 TO FULLERTON. 367 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,343 I'M REALLY NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 368 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,476 - MY HUSBAND PASSED AWAY. - OH. I'M SORRY. 369 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,521 THIS WAS HIS FAVORITE PLACE. 370 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,350 HE WOULD COME HERE, SIT ALL DAY, 371 00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:28,873 AND SCOPE OUT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. 372 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:29,874 HE WAS A DOG. 373 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:35,097 SO, WHAT I THOUGHT I'D DO IS COME HERE WITH HIS ASHES 374 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,360 AND SPRAY A LITTLE ON ALL OF THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN THAT I SAW. 375 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:40,450 MAY I PUT A FEW ASHES ON YOU? 376 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,366 UM...I DON'T -- I'M OKAY. NO. SORRY. 377 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,541 WELL... 378 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,152 HE LOVED HOOKERS. 379 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,850 I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GET ONE, SO...ANYWAY... 380 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,330 IT'S REALLY A COMPLIMENT. 381 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,941 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 382 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:04,561 EXCUSE ME. 383 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,259 I'M -- I'M -- I LOST MY VOICE, 384 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,999 AND MY HUSBAND'S SUPPOSED TO BE COMING UP HERE. 385 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,001 I THINK I SAW HIM GO BEHIND THOSE TREES. 386 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,829 COULD YOU YELL OUT "JAMES"? 387 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,745 JAMES! 388 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,443 YELL "HOT STUFF." 389 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,228 HE KNOWS THAT'S WHAT I CALL HIM, IF YOU YELL "HOT STUFF." 390 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,448 YEAH, HE'LL KNOW IT'S ME CALLING HIM. 391 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,581 HOT STUFF! 392 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,540 LOUDER. A LITTLE LOUDER. 393 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,151 HOT STUFF!! 394 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,327 YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'S NOT PAYING ATTENTION. 395 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,199 I'LL GO DOWN THERE. 396 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,853 IF YOU SEE AN OLDER GENTLEMAN -- HE'S GOT ON RUNNING CLOTHES. 397 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,291 THANK YOU. 398 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:45,689 ♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 399 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,477 SO, YOU KNOW HOW I'M DOING MY BUCKET LIST -- 400 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:51,869 THINGS I'M GONNA DO BEFORE I DIE? 401 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,349 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 402 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,917 WELL, ONE THING I NEED IS A YOGA MAT. 403 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,484 OH, YEAH? SO I WAS WONDERING 404 00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,530 IF THIS YOUNG MAN WOULDN'T BE WILLING 405 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:03,142 TO LET ME HAVE HIS YOGA MAT... 406 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:07,276 FOR MY BUCKET LIST, BEFORE I DIE. 407 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:10,061 BUCKET LIST? YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 408 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,715 - YEAH. - YEAH. 409 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,762 I WANTED SOMEONE TO GIVE ME A YOGA MAT, YOU KNOW? 410 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:18,157 I COULD BUY ONE, BUT TO FEEL, YOU KNOW, 411 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,028 LIKE, THAT UNIVERSAL-LOVE THING 412 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,204 BEFORE I GO OFF INTO THE GREAT BEYOND 413 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,206 AND TO GET ONE FROM SOMEONE'S HEART... 414 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,816 YEAH. 415 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,601 ...IT'S GONNA JUST REALLY MAKE MY HEART WARM. 416 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,784 MAN, I APPRECIATE IT! 417 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,002 THANKS A MILLION! 418 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,353 BOY! 419 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,703 IT'S OFF THE LIST! 420 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:49,188 WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW FOR TONIGHT, 421 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:50,754 BUT BEFORE WE GO, 422 00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,757 IT'S TIME FOR BETTY WHITE'S PEARLS OF WISDOM. 423 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:57,805 IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING DURING MY 90 YEARS ON THIS EARTH, 424 00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:00,634 IT'S THIS -- NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS. 425 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,375 SHARE ALL YOUR TOYS. 426 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:06,683 NEVER USE A FACE CREAM THAT PROMISES TO LEAVE YOUR FACE 427 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:10,818 SO SMOOTH YOU'LL HAVE THE SKIN OF A YOUNG GIRL AGAIN. 428 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:13,429 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THIS ISN'T A DEAD BODY. 429 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,953 THIS IS HOW I SNEAK MY SNACKS IN. 430 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,390 OH, YOU LI-- 431 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,915 OH! OH! 432 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,309 I HOPE THAT YOUR PHONE BREAKS IN A MILLION PIECES. 433 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:24,440 THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY. 434 00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:25,789 SO, THAT'S WHAT FOREPLAY IS? 435 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:28,836 UH... 436 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,707 YOU MAY CHANGE YOUR MIND. 437 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:40,630 WHAT THE JUST HAPPENED? 31044

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