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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:17,495 EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU HELP ME FOR ONE SECOND? 2 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:20,585 HOLD IT SO I CAN LIKE BREAK THIS LOCK? 3 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:24,198 IT'S MY WIFE'S DIARY, AND I THINK SHE'S FOOLING AROUND. 4 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:26,591 OKAY. 5 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:31,988 OH, MY GOD. 6 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:34,773 WHAT ARE THESE? CONDOMS? 7 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:37,037 I THINK SHE'S SEEING SOMEBODY. 8 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:39,561 THANKS. 9 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:46,220 SOMEBODY TOLD ME I SHOULD STUFF MY PANTS. 10 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,178 HYAH! 11 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:49,527 A LITTLE LOWER DOWN THERE. 12 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:52,965 OH, YEAH! WORK IT! 13 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:56,404 ARE YOU BEING BAD? 14 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:03,933 HI, THERE. 15 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:06,849 I WAS JUST GONNA READ ANOTHER E-MAIL FROM A FAN. 16 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:21,342 OH, MY. 17 00:01:21,516 --> 00:01:24,649 IF THERE'S ONE THING I'D WANT MOST IN THE WORLD, 18 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:26,347 IT WOULD BE WORLD PEACE. 19 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,523 BUT IF THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, 20 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:32,614 I'LL TAKE ROBERT REDFORD AND FORGET WORLD PEACE. 21 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:39,099 THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN. 22 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:42,624 - OH, YEAH. SHE'S GORGEOUS. - UNBELIEVABLE. 23 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:43,929 WOULD YOU BE MY WING MAN? 24 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,235 YOU KNOW, JUST FOR A MINUTE? 25 00:01:45,409 --> 00:01:47,890 COME ON. 26 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:52,373 MA'AM, WE JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL. 27 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:53,461 AWW, THANK YOU. 28 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:54,331 I'M JIMMY. 29 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:55,419 THIS IS MY NEPHEW. 30 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:56,377 OKAY, YEAH. JIMMY. 31 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:57,813 - AWW, REALLY? - JIMMY. 32 00:01:57,987 --> 00:01:58,814 - AND THIS IS... YOUR NAME IS? - MIA. 33 00:01:58,988 --> 00:01:59,945 MIA. YES. 34 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:00,772 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NAME. 35 00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:02,600 AWW, THANK YOU. 36 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:07,127 JIMMY, TELL HER ABOUT, YOU KNOW, MY STOCK PORTFOLIO. 37 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:10,826 THIS GENTLEMAN IS VERY, VERY SUCCESSFUL. 38 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,219 - REALLY? WOW. - THANK YOU. 39 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:14,656 AND WHAT KIND OF CAR DO I DRIVE, JIMMY? 40 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:16,788 HE HAS A VERY NICE MERCEDES-BENZ. 41 00:02:16,962 --> 00:02:17,833 UH-HUH. WOW. 42 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,617 SO, MIA... YES? 43 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:21,489 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE LUNCH? 44 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:22,838 I WOULD LOVE TO. 45 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,361 OKAY. THANK YOU. 46 00:02:24,535 --> 00:02:25,797 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 47 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:27,364 THANK YOU, YOU TOO. 48 00:02:27,538 --> 00:02:30,411 ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE THE BEST, JIMMY. 49 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:37,113 HELLO. 50 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,335 GOD BLESS YOU. 51 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:47,515 GOD BLESS YOU. 52 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:58,613 Man: EXCUSE ME. 53 00:02:58,787 --> 00:03:01,137 YOU KNOW, THE GUY ORDERED THE WRONG-SIZED BREAD 54 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:03,531 AND WE'RE HAVING A SPECIAL ON FOOT-LONGS, 55 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:06,447 AND SO I'VE GOT TO TRY TO MEASURE ONE FOOT. 56 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:08,100 THAT LOOKS LIKE A FOOT. 57 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,493 CAN I JUST, LIKE, MEASURE IT? 58 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:10,929 OKAY. 59 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:13,062 'CAUSE I GOT TO MAKE A FEW SANDWICHES, 60 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:15,630 AND I DON'T WANT MY BOSS TO GET MAD AT ME. 61 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,547 I GOT TO MAKE, LIKE THIS. 62 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:21,679 LET'S SEE. THIS IS... 63 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:24,900 ONE MORE. ONE MORE. JUST ONE MORE, OKAY? 64 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:28,295 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 65 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:31,559 THESE SANDWICHES ARE GONNA BE SO DELICIOUS. 66 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:33,865 OKAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 67 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,737 OKAY. 68 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:39,523 STOP BY AT THE STORE AND I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE ONE, OKAY? 69 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:51,143 COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND TAKE MY PICTURE? 70 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:52,101 OF COURSE. YEAH. 71 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:54,756 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 72 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:57,454 I WANT THE PIER IN THE BACKGROUND. 73 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,369 - UH-HUH. - ONE, TWO, THREE. 74 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:04,766 THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT'S FOR MY HUSBAND. 75 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,202 HE'S IN PRISON. 76 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,073 HE'LL MAKE LOTS OF FRIENDS WITH THAT. 77 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,336 THANK YOU. 78 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:12,600 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 79 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:17,213 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 80 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:18,954 ♪ OOOOH ♪ 81 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:21,173 YOUNG LADIES, IF YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH A GUY, 82 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,915 WOULD YOU LIKE A GUY THAT WORE GLASSES OR DIDN'T WEAR GLASSES? 83 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:25,917 I DON'T REALLY HAVE A PREFERENCE. 84 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:27,484 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TAKE MY GLASSES OFF. 85 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,312 NOW, IF YOU HAD YOUR PREFERENCE, 86 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:31,923 WOULD YOU PREFER A MAN IN BLUE OR RED? 87 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:33,403 OH, BLUE. BLUE? OKAY. 88 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:35,318 - HOW'S THIS? GOOD? - OHHH. 89 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:36,450 WAIT, WAIT, WATCH. 90 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:40,236 WOULD YOU LIKE HIM BALD OR WITH HAIR? 91 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:41,455 YEAH, HAIR. 92 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,283 HAIR? OKAY, WAIT, WAIT. 93 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:44,196 OH, MY GOD. 94 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:46,764 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 95 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:48,375 I LOVE IT. 96 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:49,811 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 8:00. 97 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:50,812 - OKAY. - I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 98 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:52,727 TAKE CARE. 99 00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,734 White: PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME, 100 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:03,564 "BETTY, WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT?" 101 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,522 I TELL THEM THAT IT'S DIGNITY. 102 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:09,874 OF COURSE, I RARELY RETURN HOME WITH IT. 103 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:20,842 Man: I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. I'LL DO ALL THE TALKING. 104 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:24,498 THE LAUNCH CODES YOU NEED ARE IN THIS ENVELOPE, 105 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,501 ALONG WITH ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED 106 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:29,546 TO GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY. 107 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:33,724 WHEN YOU GET OUT, GIVE THE INFORMATION TO THE FALCON. 108 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:36,858 THEN, LEAVE FOR GUATEMALA. 109 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:40,731 I'LL SEE YOU IN GUATEMALA. 110 00:06:05,147 --> 00:06:08,455 ♪ TELL ME WHERE ♪ 111 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:12,807 ♪ WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS? ♪ 112 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,199 ♪ TELL ME WHERE ♪ 113 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,592 SIR, DO YOU NEED HELP? 114 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:17,725 MY -- MY GIRLFRIEND GOT MAD AT ME, 115 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,944 AND SHE CHAINED ME TO THIS POLE. 116 00:06:20,118 --> 00:06:21,946 SIR, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 117 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,296 WHAT TYPE OF GIRLFRIEND DOES THAT? 118 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,211 WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS 119 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,822 WHEN YOU DATE COLLEGE GIRLS. 120 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:29,345 - COLLEGE GIRLS? - YEAH. 121 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:30,302 MM. 122 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:33,001 ARE YOU BEING BAD? 123 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:35,177 WELL, MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE BAD 124 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:37,701 AND I FOOLED AROUND AND SHE GOT MAD. 125 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,355 YEAH, NO. 126 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:41,792 A GENTLEMAN YOUR AGE SHOULDN'T DATE COLLEGE GIRLS. 127 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:43,315 COLLEGE GIRLS ARE WILD. 128 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:44,665 ARE YOU AVAILABLE? 129 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:45,709 NO, I'M NOT. 130 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,319 OHHH. 131 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:50,018 THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN. YOU'RE SO NICE. 132 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:51,976 THANK YOU. I'LL BE GOOD. 133 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,637 FROM WHAT PEOPLE SEE OF ME ON TV, 134 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:04,206 THEY GET THE IMPRESSION THAT I'M ALWAYS OUT AND ABOUT, 135 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:05,773 PULLING JOKES ON PEOPLE 136 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:08,384 AND HANGING OUT WITH HOT, YOUNG GUYS. 137 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:12,214 BUT THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE. 138 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:19,526 IT'S ONLY HALF TRUE. 139 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:24,922 SIR, HI. HOW ARE YOU? 140 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:27,577 WE HAVE A BRAND-NEW COLOGNE, AND IT'S FROM DENMARK, 141 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:30,754 AND IT'S CALLED SLUTS. SLUTS. 142 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:34,410 IT'S GUARANTEED TO ATTRACT THE WORST KIND OF WOMAN, 143 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:35,890 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? HUH? 144 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:37,369 HERE, LET ME TRY SOME ON YOU. 145 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,807 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? TRY IT. 146 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:41,156 SMELLS OKAY. 147 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:42,984 JUST OKAY? YOU DON'T THINK IT -- 148 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:45,203 - SMELLS PRETTY GOOD. - PRETTY GOOD. 149 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:46,857 ARE YOU WEARING SLUT? 150 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:48,119 PLEASE, GET OUT OF HERE. 151 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:48,946 CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 152 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:49,947 GET OUT OF HERE. 153 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:51,340 THAT WAS THE OLD SLUTS. 154 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,560 WAIT. LET ME GIVE YOU THE YOUNG SLUTS. 155 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:55,736 ARE YOU READY? HERE WE GO. 156 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:56,998 OKAY. 157 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:58,173 HOW'S THAT? IS THAT BETTER? 158 00:07:58,347 --> 00:07:59,740 YEAH. THIS ONE'S GOOD. 159 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:01,306 SMELLS REALLY GOOD. 160 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,570 OOH, ARE YOU WEARING SLUTS? 161 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:04,527 YES. 162 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,268 CAN I SMELL? 163 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,574 OH, I LOVE THAT SMELL. 164 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:08,792 IT'S SO GOOD. 165 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,228 IT SMELLS SO GOOD ON YOU. 166 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:11,403 ARE YOU FREE LATER? 167 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:12,579 YES. 168 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:13,928 OKAY, CALL ME. 169 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,671 HERE, LET ME SPRAY YOU SOME MORE. 170 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:23,894 EXCUSE ME. 171 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:26,244 I WAS OUT HERE LAST NIGHT AND I WAS DRUNK, 172 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:27,942 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 173 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:30,684 I PICKED UP THIS GUY AND HE'S KIND OF MY PRINCE CHARMING, 174 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,947 BUT I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE. 175 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:34,862 BUT HE SENT ME THIS PIC, 176 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:36,820 AND I WAS WONDERING, IS THIS YOU? 177 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:38,909 CAN WE COMPARE? 178 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,432 GET OUT OF HERE. 179 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:41,738 YOU'RE SERIOUS? 180 00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:43,044 YEAH. 181 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:45,350 I MEAN, DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU? 182 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,048 I WAS PRETTY WASTED. 183 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:50,486 I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HIS FACE LOOKED LIKE. 184 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,576 IT'S NOT YOU, HUH? 185 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:04,282 WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE FRIENDLY ADVICE? 186 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:07,068 TODAY, I'M TALKING TO THE GUYS OUT THERE. 187 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:11,942 I KNOW IT CAN BE INTIMIDATING TO APPROACH A GIRL YOU DON'T KNOW, 188 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:15,293 BUT HERE'S HOW NOT TO HIT ON A CHICK. 189 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:20,560 FIRSTLY, MAKE SURE YOUR T-SHIRT IS NOT TIGHTER THAN HERS. 190 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:23,867 SECOND, DON'T BE A STAGE-FIVE CLINGER. 191 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,826 JUST BECAUSE WE SAID HI TO YOU, 192 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,089 IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT 193 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,873 TO ATTACH YOURSELF TO OUR LEG 194 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,832 LIKE AN OVER-EXCITED CHIHUAHUA. 195 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:35,618 AND, GUYS, A LITTLE COLOGNE NEVER HURT. 196 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:38,882 BUT IT NEVER TAKES THE PLACE OF AN ACTUAL SHOWER, EITHER. 197 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:01,905 OH. 198 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,211 YOU'RE THROWING YOUR NUTS ON ME. 199 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:04,473 OH, OH. 200 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,996 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SO QUIET. 201 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:06,997 OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SITTING HERE? 202 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,217 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE THERE. 203 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,479 I'M SO SORRY. 204 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,612 THAT'S OKAY. 205 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:15,179 I'M WAITING FOR MY BLIND DATE. 206 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:16,833 OH, NICE. 207 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:19,357 YEAH, I'VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE. 208 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,098 IS SHE BLIND, TOO? 209 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,752 I NEVER ASKED HER. 210 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:23,492 OH. 211 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:24,406 ARE YOU HER? 212 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:25,755 NO. 213 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:29,237 WELL, MAYBE WE COULD GO ON A DATE. 214 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:30,673 OH, NO. 215 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,327 I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND, THANK YOU. 216 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:33,720 OH, NOT LIKE ME. 217 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,201 OKAY, WELL, WISH ME LUCK. 218 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,814 I'M GONNA TRY TO FIND MY BLIND DATE. 219 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:42,772 OH! 220 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,339 OH, OH! 221 00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,036 OH. OH. 222 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:47,995 YEAH. 223 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,997 ARE YOU OKAY? I'M SORRY. 224 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,215 NO, NO PROBLEM. 225 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,303 THANK YOU. 226 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:53,609 WANT YOUR BAG? 227 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,393 OKAY. 228 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,699 THANK YOU. 229 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,634 EXCUSE ME, LADIES. MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME. 230 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:21,289 I'VE GOT A DIGNITARY. I'M WITH THE GOVERNMENT. 231 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,900 HE WILL NOT WALK ACROSS THE STREET 232 00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:27,251 UNLESS SOME ROSE PETALS ARE STREWN BY A VIRGIN. 233 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,079 DO YOU MIND? WE JUST WANT TO GET HIM OVER -- 234 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,212 WELL, HE IS A PRINCE OF SIAM. 235 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,302 YEAH, JUST THE ROSE PETALS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. 236 00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:35,695 OKAY. OKAY? 237 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,566 - FROM WHERE? - ON THE GROUND AS HE GOES. 238 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:38,567 OKAY? 239 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,961 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 240 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:43,964 PETALS. 241 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,269 PETALS. 242 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,357 PETALS. 243 00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,664 MORE PETALS. 244 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:49,621 PETALS. 245 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:50,622 PETALS. 246 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,233 OH, DEAR. 247 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:53,321 MORE, MORE, PLEASE. 248 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:54,757 MORE PETALS. MORE PETALS. 249 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,020 I DON'T THINK THAT'S ENOUGH PETALS. 250 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:58,456 THAT'S AWFUL, REALLY. 251 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,458 WHAT IS GOING ON? THAT'S TERRIBLE. 252 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:01,416 IT'S NOT RIGHT. 253 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:02,330 CLOSE THE DOOR. 254 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,331 SORRY, WE RAN OUT. 255 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:04,158 I APPRECIATE IT. 256 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,246 YEAH. 257 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,727 HE'S A JERK. I'M SORRY. 258 00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:15,822 ♪ OOOH, OOH, OOOH ♪ 259 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:21,349 YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY ARE OBSESSED WITH CLOTHES FROM THE '50s, 260 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:25,396 SO I DECIDED TO SELL OFF SOME OF MY VINTAGE PIECES. 261 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:32,621 WHAT? I INVENTED THAT LOOK. 262 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,977 HI. I'M TRYING TO DATE. 263 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,326 I'VE BEEN DIVORCED, 264 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,893 AND I WAS JUST THINKING 265 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,548 IF I MADE THESE UP AND I THREW THEM OUT, 266 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,376 MAYBE I CAN GET A DATE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 267 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:49,290 SURE. YOU THINK SO? 268 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:50,813 YEAH. 269 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,207 CAN YOU HELP ME THROW OUT ONE OR TWO? 270 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,512 WHAT -- WHAT AM I DOING? 271 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,123 JUST FRISBEE. 272 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:56,863 NO. 273 00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,255 LIKE THAT. 274 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,431 SEE, I DON'T WANT A DUDE TO PICK IT UP. 275 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,086 TRY IT, TRY IT, TRY IT. 276 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,784 OKAY, I'M GONNA THROW IT. 277 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:05,785 WAIT. 278 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:06,873 EXCUSE ME, IS THIS YOU? 279 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,439 YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S ME. 280 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,354 BOY, YOU'RE HANDSOME IN PERSON. 281 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,095 OH, YOU MEAN YOU'RE INTERESTED? 282 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,576 NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET SOMEBODY SO YOUNG. 283 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,404 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - MICHELLE. 284 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:17,927 YOU WANT COFFEE? YEAH. 285 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,060 COME ON. HEY, SEE? IT WORKED. 286 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,888 THANKS. 287 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,124 EXCUSE ME? 288 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,561 CAN YOU WATCH THIS A SECOND SO I CAN RUN, GO TO THE BATHROOM? 289 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:44,911 SURE. 290 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:45,607 OH, YOU'RE SO NICE. THANK YOU. 291 00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,528 YOU CAN'T PARK YOUR SCOOTER ON THE SIDEWALK. 292 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:54,529 THAT'S NOT MINE. 293 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,183 THAT'S NOT YOURS, HUH? 294 00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,620 NO. THERE'S, LIKE, THE GIRL WENT INSIDE TO GO PEE. 295 00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,796 UH-HUH. GO PEE, HUH? 296 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,406 - NO, IT'S NOT MINE. - YEAH, SURE. 297 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:03,930 SERIOUSLY. 298 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,323 JUST STAND RIGHT THERE, WILL YOU, PLEASE? 299 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,934 NO, IT'S NOT MINE. 300 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,631 WELL, YOU'LL TELL THAT TO THE JUDGE. THAT'S OKAY. 301 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:10,762 IT'S NOT MINE. 302 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:11,763 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 303 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,026 IT'S NOT MINE. 304 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,115 IT'S GONNA COST YOU SOME MONEY, PAL. 305 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,725 IT'S NOT MINE. 306 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:17,944 WELL, HEY. 307 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,119 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 308 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,163 YOU GOT A TICKET. 309 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:21,121 WHAT? YEAH. 310 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:21,991 THAT OLD GUY... 311 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:22,905 YEAH? 312 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:23,471 HE CAME HERE AND... 313 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,473 OH. 314 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:26,735 SCREW THIS. 315 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,998 I'M NOT PAYING ANY TICKET. 316 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:39,748 SIR? 317 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,184 DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CELLPHONES? 318 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,620 YEAH. 319 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,492 YOU KNOW, MY DAUGHTER SENT ME THIS, 320 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,015 BUT THE BATTERY LIFE IS TERRIBLE. 321 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:47,495 AND SOMEONE TOLD ME 322 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,453 THAT IF YOU RUB IT ON A PARTICULAR FABRIC, 323 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,107 IT CAN RECHARGE THE BATTERY. 324 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,848 CAN I JUST RUB IT AND SEE IF IT'LL WORK? 325 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,154 - I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT AT ALL. - I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY. 326 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:55,633 - GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD. - OH, GOOD. OKAY. 327 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,200 BEND OVER JUST A LITTLE. JUST A LITTLE BIT. 328 00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,767 OKAY, I'M GONNA DO IT RIGHT HERE, OKAY? 329 00:14:58,941 --> 00:14:59,594 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 330 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:00,900 OH, DANG. 331 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,162 BUT IT'S NOT GONNA WORK, THOUGH. 332 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,728 OH. 333 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,208 YOU KNOW, I SWEAR TO GOD, IT WENT UP A LITTLE BIT. 334 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,862 REALLY? I SWEAR. 335 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,385 BUT IT HAS TO BE THE RIGHT FABRIC. 336 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:09,734 THAT IS CRAZY. 337 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,128 I KNOW. THANKS SO MUCH. 338 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,745 Man: SHE NEVER DIALS THE WRONG NUMBER. 339 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,357 YOU JUST PICK UP THE WRONG PHONE. 340 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,794 SHE NOT ONLY KNOWS JACK, 341 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,362 HE'S HER BFF. 342 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:32,888 SHE WATCHES "60 MINUTES" IN 20 SECONDS. 343 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,846 SAME TIME NEXT WEEK? 344 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:35,717 YEP. 345 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,329 WHAT? 346 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:43,159 SOMETIMES YOUR EGO NEEDS SOME EXERCISE, TOO. 347 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,902 ♪ OOOH, OOH, OOH-OOOH ♪ 348 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,687 YOU KNOW HOW TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH AN iPHONE? 349 00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:50,950 SURE. 350 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:54,127 CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW? 351 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,781 YOU JUST PUSH THE CAMERA BUTTON RIGHT THERE. 352 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,435 SEE THIS ONE? PERFECT. 353 00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,393 VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY PERFECT. 354 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:00,568 HERE YOU GO. 355 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:03,440 WOW, THIS IS A GREAT PICTURE. 356 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,790 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT? 357 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,097 I'M GONNA USE THIS PICTURE ON MY INTERNET-DATING PROFILE. 358 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:12,536 WITH THIS FACE, JUST THINK OF ALL THE BOOTY I COULD CRUSH. 359 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:15,061 WELL, YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED. 360 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,758 BUT I WISH YOU LUCK. 361 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,716 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 362 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,066 HEY, THANKS A LOT. 363 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,558 Woman: EXCUSE ME, LADIES? 364 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,430 COULD I ASK YOUR OPINION ABOUT SOMETHING? 365 00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,127 I'VE BEEN PONDERING IT ALL MORNING. 366 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:41,565 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF A TEACHER DATING A STUDENT? 367 00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:42,871 UM... 368 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,178 IT DEPENDS THE AGE, I THINK. 369 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:46,483 SEE, I KNOW. 370 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,529 BUT WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. 371 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:51,488 AND, LOOK, I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M ATTRACTED TO HIM. 372 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:52,750 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 373 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:55,623 I MEAN, THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS, RIGHT? 374 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:56,928 OH, THERE HE IS. 375 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,234 HE'S MY COLLEGE PROFESSOR. 376 00:16:58,408 --> 00:16:59,844 HI, HONEY. 377 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,021 YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY YEARS IT TOOK ME 378 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,152 TO GET BACK TO COLLEGE. 379 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,458 LOOK WHO'S TEACHER'S PET NOW? 380 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:05,459 WELL, HE'S HOT. 381 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,808 ISN'T HE? I KNOW. 382 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,418 HAVE A GOOD DAY, LADIES. 383 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,253 Man: COULD YOU HELP ME ONE SECOND? 384 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,082 MY DOCTOR SAYS I GOT TO DO 10,000 STEPS. 385 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,779 I'M UP TO 554. 386 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,565 COULD I PUT THIS ON YOU SO I GET MY NUMBERS UP? 387 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:25,653 IT'S A PEDOMETER. 388 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:26,523 WHERE? 389 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:27,785 ON YOUR POCKET. 390 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:28,699 CLIP IT ON. 391 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,528 JUST GIVE ME 50 STEPS RIGHT HERE. 392 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,139 YEAH, RIGHT. 393 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,663 THIS IS GOOD. 394 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:36,881 THAT'S GOOD. 395 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,666 OH, YEAH, MAN, THE BOXING STEP. 396 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,537 I'LL PROBABLY GET DOUBLE FOR THAT. 397 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,887 THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS GOOD. 398 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,238 YEAH, THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS GOOD. 399 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,109 I CAUGHT YOU RIGHT AT THE RIGHT TIME, DIDN'T I? 400 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,806 YEAH! RIGHT. LIKE THAT! 401 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,243 WHAT'S THE NUMBER? 402 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,508 IT'S GOING BACKWARDS. 403 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,553 DANG. 404 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,990 I LOST... 405 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,131 GOOD AFTERNOON. 406 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,828 COULD I TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME? 407 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,308 YEAH, SURE. 408 00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:13,396 THIS IS A PETITION TO END ALL PETITIONS. 409 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,356 AREN'T YOU TIRED OF PEOPLE STOPPING YOU 410 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,313 TO SIGN PETITIONS? 411 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,880 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME 412 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:19,620 ANYONE HAS EVER STOPPED ME FOR A PETITION. 413 00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:20,708 WELL, WONDERFUL. 414 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:21,796 SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS? 415 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:22,884 JUST SO I KNOW. 416 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:23,798 IT IS TO END ALL PETITIONS. 417 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,147 I'M GONNA SIGN THIS. 418 00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,366 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 419 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,584 YOU'RE WELCOME. 420 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,151 A PROTEST TO END ALL PROTESTS. 421 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,022 I THINK THAT'S...THANK YOU SO MUCH. 422 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,415 THANKS. THANK YOU. 423 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,677 THANK YOU. BYE. 424 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:36,027 GREAT JOB. 425 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:49,998 YOU WANT ONE? 426 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,913 MY DEAR, I WOULD BE DELIGHTED. 427 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,437 I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT THOSE FRENCH FRIES. 428 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:55,873 NO, YOU'RE KIDDING. OH, MY GOD. 429 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:56,874 IF YOU DON'T MIND. 430 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,615 THANK YOU FOR OFFERING. 431 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,967 OH, YES. 432 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,840 NOT TOO CRISP, NOT TOO... 433 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,711 WOULD YOU MIND IF I JUST TOOK A LITTLE TASTE? 434 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:08,973 GO AHEAD. 435 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,585 OH! OH, YEAH. 436 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:15,415 MY DEAR, I MUST PURCHASE THAT PLATE OF FRIES. 437 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,895 NO. OVER THERE YOU CAN PURCHASE IT. 438 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,419 OH, NO. 439 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,247 TOP-HAT THOMAS DOES NOT STAND IN LINE. 440 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,249 I WANT THAT PLATE OF FRIES. 441 00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:26,252 YAMA, WRITE THE YOUNG LADY A CHECK FOR... 442 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,776 WOULD $300 BE SUFFICIENT? 443 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,082 DO WE HAVE A DEAL? 444 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,520 WE DO? EXCELLENT. 445 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,044 - OH. - OKAY. 446 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,959 YAMA, WAIT A MINUTE. 447 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,134 HOLD ON. 448 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:42,790 I THINK I SEE SOME TATER TOTS. 449 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,183 VOID THE CHECK, YAMA. 450 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,097 - LET'S GET THOSE TATER TOTS. - OKAY. 451 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,056 SORRY. 452 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,151 White: IT'S TIME FOR "BETTY WHITE'S PEARLS OF WISDOM." 453 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:59,023 IN THESE TIMES OF ECONOMIC UNCERTAINTY, 454 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:03,854 I FIND IT'S BEST TO STASH YOUR CASH UNDERNEATH THE MATTRESS. 455 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:09,469 JUST MAKE SURE YOU REMEMBER WHOSE MATTRESS YOU PUT IT UNDER. 456 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,909 Woman: GOD BLESS YOU! 457 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:19,218 OH, OH! 458 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,350 MORE PETALS. 459 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,786 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 460 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,700 ARE YOU AVAILABLE? 461 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,136 NO, I'M NOT. 462 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,486 OH, DANG. 463 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,792 ARE YOU FREE LATER? YES. 464 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,882 - CAN WE COMPARE? - GET OUT OF HERE. 465 00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:33,188 WOULD YOU BE MY WING MAN? 466 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,450 OH, MY GOD. 467 00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,278 IT'S NOT MINE. 468 00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,846 THAT'S GONNA COST YOU SOME MONEY, PAL. 469 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,326 IT'S NOT MINE. 30935

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