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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:15,102 I HAVE A QUICK QUESTION FOR YOU. 2 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:17,974 IT'S A CENSUS BUREAU QUESTION. 3 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:19,889 DO YOU WEAR BRIEFS OF BOXERS? 4 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:21,108 I WEAR BOXERS. 5 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,503 OH! WELL, THEN YOU WIN A PRIZE! 6 00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:26,983 WELL, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 7 00:00:27,157 --> 00:00:28,680 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - I'LL TAKE THEM. 8 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:31,466 I MEAN, I CAN PICTURE HOW GOOD YOU'RE GONNA LOOK IN THOSE. 9 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:34,295 I LIKE YOUNG MEN BETTER THAN OLD MEN. 10 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:38,342 OH! REALLY? YEAH. 11 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:39,996 SURE. WHY NOT. OKAY. 12 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:42,390 818-300 13 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:43,695 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? JAMES. 14 00:00:43,869 --> 00:00:44,914 - JAMES. I'M ANNE. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 15 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:47,351 NICE TO MEET YOU 16 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:48,744 OKAY. 17 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,661 YOU KNOW, I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO THIS SONG. 18 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:55,229 OH! OH! OH! 19 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:56,621 WHOO! OH. 20 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:59,102 SHAKE THAT BAD BOOTY, BABY. 21 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:02,018 I NEED YOU TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NOTHING STUCK IN MY TEETH. 22 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:03,585 OH, MY GOD! 23 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:10,722 HI, ALL. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 24 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:13,595 I RECENTLY HEARD OF A ROGUE GROUP OF SENIORS 25 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:16,337 WHO WERE HARASSING THE YOUNGER GENERATION, 26 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,121 SO I HIRED THEM. 27 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:21,037 LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF MAYHEM THEY'RE GETTING INTO. 28 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:26,782 I'M DENISE FOR FOOD DIRECT TO AFRICA, 29 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:29,480 AND WE'RE COLLECTING FOOD AND DRINKS FOR AFRICA. 30 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:32,440 ARE YOU WILLING TO DONATE YOUR DRINK TO AFRICA? 31 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:34,181 UH, SURE, YEAH. OKAY. 32 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:38,620 OKAY. YOU CAN JUST POUR IT IN. 33 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:40,709 OH. POUR IT? 34 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:43,190 YEAH. 35 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:45,496 YOU JUST POUR IT DIRECTLY IN. 36 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:47,759 VERY GOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 37 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:50,371 THE AFRICANS WILL CERTAINLY APPRECIATE IT. 38 00:01:57,465 --> 00:01:59,162 - GOOD MORNING, SIR. - HOW ARE YOU? 39 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:00,729 OR AFTERNOON. I'M WELL. HOW ARE YOU. 40 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:03,514 GOOD. OH, BY THE WAY-- NO SUNGLASSES IN THE THEATER. 41 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:05,777 OH, OKAY. I'LL MAKE SURE NOT TO WEAR THEM. 42 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:07,301 NO, NO, I'VE GOT TO HOLD THEM FOR YOU. 43 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:10,086 THERE'S A NEW POLICY -- NO SUNGLASSES. 44 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:11,957 WHAT? 45 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,524 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 46 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:14,830 I'M BELIEVING YOU. 47 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:15,831 YEAH. YEAH. 48 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:18,790 YOU CAN GET THEM WHEN YOU COME OUT. 49 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:20,662 NO PROBLEM. OKAY. 50 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:21,750 YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. 51 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:33,196 I'M JUST TRYING TO GET THE WI-FI PASSWORD FOR THIS PLACE. 52 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,633 THIS GIRL WROTE DOWN SOMETHING, BUT I CAN'T READ IT. 53 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,853 CAN YOU READ IT TO ME, PLEASE? WHAT DOES IT SAY? 54 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:39,376 SHE SAYS, "CALL ME." 55 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:42,466 SHE GAVE YOU THE CELLPHONE NUMBER AND A KISS. 56 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,120 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 57 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:45,339 OH, MY GOD. HERE SHE IS NOW. 58 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:46,470 HEY! DID YOU GET MY NOTE? 59 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:47,863 YEAH, I DID, YEAH. 60 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:48,994 I WAS JUST READING IT TO HIM ACTUALLY. 61 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,213 OH! HE WAS. 62 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:51,214 OH, HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS GLASSES. 63 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:53,738 THAT WAS SO SWEET OF YOU. 64 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:55,349 HE THOUGHT IT WAS A WI-FI CODE. 65 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:57,655 OH, YOU ARE TOO CUTE! 66 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:58,961 OH, BABY, LET'S GO. 67 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:00,441 THANK YOU FOR HELPING! 68 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:01,572 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 69 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:08,753 HEY, COULD YOU HELP US OUT? 70 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,059 WE'RE GIVING A BACHELORETTE PARTY, 71 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:11,278 AND WE NEED A HOT GUY. 72 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:13,062 I FORGOT TO HIRE THE STRIPPER. 73 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,629 - WHEN? - I GOT 1,000 BUCKS. 74 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,761 WE'LL ONLY NEED YOU FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES. 75 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:18,415 SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT. 76 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:19,938 YEAH. UH... 77 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:22,680 WHOA. WELL, THAT'S TURNING ME ON. 78 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:24,465 I WAS GONNA SAY -- OOH. OKAY. THAT WOULD -- 79 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:25,901 - WORK IT! WORK IT! - OH, YEAH. 80 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:27,294 - OH, YEAH! WORK IT! - YEAH! 81 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:28,773 - WORK IT! OH, YEAH! - YEAH! 82 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:29,774 THERE YOU GO. 83 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,123 NOW, CAN YOU SPANK? 84 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:32,429 OOH! 85 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:33,822 YEAH. 86 00:03:33,996 --> 00:03:35,563 YOU KNOW WHAT, MELANIE? WHAT? 87 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:37,042 - I DON'T THINK SO. - I DON'T THINK SO. 88 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,261 I DON'T THINK HE'S WORTH 1,000 BUCKS. 89 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:57,411 HOW ARE YOU? 90 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,064 HELLO, SIR. 91 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,805 YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS NOW A SMOKING-ONLY ZONE? 92 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,372 IT'S BEEN DESIGNATED AS SUCH. 93 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:07,247 SO, UH...ARE YOU GUYS PLANNING ON SMOKING? 94 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:11,425 OH. 95 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:14,428 YEAH. OKAY. 96 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:16,430 WELL, THEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU 97 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:18,214 TO VACATE THIS AREA, YOU KNOW? 98 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:20,564 UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SMOKE AFTERWARD, 99 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:22,349 IT'S NOT GONNA WORK RIGHT NOW. 100 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:24,481 IT'S JUST NOT FAIR TO EVERYBODY ELSE 101 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:26,744 WHO IS SMOKING RIGHT NOW. 102 00:04:26,918 --> 00:04:29,269 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU LOOK LIKE NICE FOLKS. 103 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:30,531 WHEN YOU FINISH THE MEAL... 104 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:32,228 ALL RIGHT. 105 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,361 ...YOU ENJOY THAT CIGAR, AND I'LL LOOK THE OTHER WAY. 106 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:35,927 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 107 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:37,799 ALL RIGHT. BUT YOU KEEP ON PUFFING. 108 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,061 ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT. 109 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,114 OH, HELLO. 110 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,855 I'M JUST READING AN E-MAIL FROM A FAN. 111 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:53,467 "DEAR BETTY, I WAS HESITANT TO SEND THIS 112 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:56,208 "BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE IF YOU'D EVEN READ IT, 113 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,820 "BUT YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTRESSES. 114 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:01,692 "I JUST HAD TO FIND A WAY TO GET YOUR ATTENTION 115 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:04,826 "TO ASK YOU IF YOU WANTED TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME. 116 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,045 SINCERELY, GEORGE CLOONEY." 117 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,135 GEEZ, GEORGE. 118 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,007 STALK MUCH? 119 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:18,666 CAN YOU HELP ME FOR ONE SECOND? 120 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,799 MY LADY FRIEND IS COMING RIGHT BACK, 121 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:24,280 AND I WANT TO ASK HER TO MARRY ME. 122 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:26,413 CAN YOU JUST TAKE A PICTURE 123 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:28,066 WHEN I PROPOSE TO HER? 124 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,546 OF COURSE. OKAY. 125 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,113 OKAY. 126 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:35,770 REATHA, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 127 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:45,562 WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET? REATHA, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 128 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:47,347 ARE YOU THERE? 129 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:49,479 WHAT'S GOING ON? 130 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:54,179 WHERE DID SHE GO? 131 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:56,617 OH. 132 00:05:56,791 --> 00:06:00,751 OH. REATHA! 133 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:04,233 OKAY. 134 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,453 - I'M SO SORRY. - CAN YOU HELP ME GET HER? 135 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:09,891 REATHA! REATHA! 136 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:12,763 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 137 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:19,727 HEY, YOU STOP! YOU, WITH THE LOLLIPOP! 138 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:21,598 COMING THROUGH, MA'AM. 139 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:22,947 COMING THROUGH, MA'AM. 140 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:24,558 HOLD IT. HOLD IT. 141 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:26,211 - COMING THROUGH, MA'AM. - HOLD IT. HOLD IT. HOLD IT. 142 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,778 HEY, YOU, STOP! 143 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:30,520 REQUESTING BACKUP. I HAVE A RUNNER WITH A LOLLIPOP. 144 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:32,479 HANG ONTO THAT. THAT'S EXHIBIT "A." 145 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:35,743 PULL OVER, YOU. GOT A RUNAWAY DESSERT. 146 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:38,615 HEY! 147 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:44,404 PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME, "BETTY, WHAT'S HAPPINESS?" 148 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:46,623 I SAY HAPPINESS IS HAVING 149 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:50,453 A LARGE, LOVING, CLOSE-KNIT, CARING FAMILY... 150 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:53,021 AND THEN MAKING SURE THEY ARE SO FAR AWAY 151 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,458 YOU ONLY HAVE TO SKYPE THEM ON SUNDAYS. 152 00:06:58,374 --> 00:07:01,725 HELLO, EVERYBODY. 153 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:05,381 SIR. HI. 154 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:07,470 I-I DID SOMETHING -- I -- 155 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:11,474 DO YOU THINK IT'S WRONG TO READ SOMEBODY ELSE'S DIARY? 156 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,302 WELL, IS IT SOMEONE YOU KNOW? 157 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:14,825 IT'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER. 158 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:16,740 WELL, THERE WERE A COUPLE OF THINGS IN HERE 159 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,786 I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, AND MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME. 160 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:19,787 MAYBE I CAN. 161 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:22,137 "Y-O-L-O"? 162 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:23,399 "YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE." 163 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:24,748 OKAY, GOOD. 164 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:26,968 AND THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER THING. 165 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:30,841 SHE SAID THAT SHE TRIED TO GO REVERSE COWGIRL 166 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,582 FOR THE FIRST TIME. 167 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,628 AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MAY MEAN? 168 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,543 IS SHE TAKING HORSEBACK-RIDING LESSONS? 169 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:38,719 UM...I WAS -- 170 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:41,025 I WO-- I THINK IT'S, LIKE, A SEXUAL POSITION 171 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:42,897 WHERE THE MAN WOULD BE LYING DOWN 172 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:44,159 AND THE GIRL WOULD BE FACING AWAY, 173 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:45,813 STRADDLING HIM. 174 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:48,380 OH, I'M GONNA GO TELL HER PARENTS RIGHT NOW. 175 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,382 - ALL RIGHT. - THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 176 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:51,383 OH, MY GOODNESS! 177 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,215 EXCUSE ME. 178 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:59,740 CAN YOU HELP ME PUT THIS IN MY TRUNK? 179 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:01,045 SURE. 180 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:02,743 THANK YOU. THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU. 181 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,919 IT'S REALLY HEAVY. I'LL COUNT TO THREE. 182 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:06,921 I'LL GET THIS END, YOU GET THAT END. 183 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:09,010 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. GET THAT END. 184 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:11,752 ONE, TWO, THREE. 185 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,494 OOH-HOO-HOO! 186 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:15,799 SHE'S CRAZY! AAH! 187 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:18,280 HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! 188 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,064 OH! 189 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,338 EXCUSE ME. 190 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,036 DO YOU MIND WATCHING HIM FOR ONE SECOND. 191 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,385 I LEFT MY WALLET IN STARBUCKS. 192 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:37,734 I'M GONNA GRAB IT. SURE. 193 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:39,127 JUST FOR ONE SECOND. HE'S TIRED. 194 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:40,781 HE ALWAYS SLEEPS RIGHT AFTER HIS BATH. 195 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,522 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 196 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:43,827 NO PROBLEM. 197 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:48,005 IS SHE GONE? 198 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:51,008 IS SHE GONE? OH. 199 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:53,315 OH, MY GOODNESS. OH, I GOT TO STRETCH MY LEGS. 200 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:55,970 REALLY, YEAH. WHOO! 201 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:58,102 - YOU KNOW, DID YOU CHECK HER OUT? - WHAT? 202 00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,887 DID YOU CHECK THAT GIRL OUT? 203 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,629 I MEAN, YOU CHECK ME OUT WHEN I'M HAVING MY BATH. 204 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:05,457 NURSIE, A LITTLE -- A LITTLE LOWER DOWN THERE. 205 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:06,807 OH, YEAH! 206 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:08,548 HERE SHE COMES. HERE SHE COMES. 207 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:10,462 SIR, YOU KNOW WHAT? MUM'S THE WORD. 208 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:11,986 SURE. 209 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,292 GUESS IT'S NOT IN THERE. WELL, THANK YOU. 210 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,468 OH, YOU'RE AWAKE! HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 211 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:19,646 NURSIE, I THINK I NEED ANOTHER BATH. 212 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,169 ANOTHER ONE? YEAH. 213 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:22,779 THAT'S YOUR FOURTH TODAY. 214 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:24,302 FIVE MAKES IT HISTORY. 215 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,478 OKAY. LET'S GET YOU HOME. 216 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:27,523 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 217 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:28,916 OKAY, ARE YOU READY? 218 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,832 READY... FOR THE BATH. 219 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:44,453 I'M SORRY, THIS IS A V.I.P. SECTION ONLY. 220 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,411 - IS YOUR NAME ON THE LIST? - WE'RE NOT ON THE LIST. 221 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,674 OH, YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST? 222 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:50,154 EXCUSE ME, THIS IS V.I.P. ONLY. 223 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,548 IF YOU'D LIKE TO WAIT IN LINE, 224 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:54,550 WE LET ABOUT ONE PERSON IN AN HOUR. 225 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:57,292 OH, MISS SIMON, GO RIGHT AHEAD. 226 00:09:57,466 --> 00:10:00,034 THANK YOU, ROSCOE. 227 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:04,342 IF YOU'D LIKE TO SHOP SOMEPLACE ELSE, YOU CAN. 228 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:07,041 OF COURSE, A FRANKLIN MIGHT CHANGE MY MIND. 229 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,095 SUCCESS IS NOT MEASURED 230 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:21,272 BY HOW MANY DOLLARS YOU HAVE IN THE BANK. 231 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:24,232 IT'S MEASURED BY THE FRIENDS YOU HAVE. 232 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:30,412 AND IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE ON FACEBOOK, YOU WIN. 233 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,764 HEY, EXCUSE ME. ARE THOSE YOUR HUSKIES? 234 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,244 YES. 235 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,246 I WORK FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF PET SERVICES. 236 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:43,773 THERE HAS BEEN SOME REPORTS OF DOG DOPING IN THIS PARK. 237 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:48,822 PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUGS -- STEROIDS, YOU KNOW? 238 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:53,348 SOMETIMES, THE DOG WILL BE VERY ENERGETIC LIKE YOURS. 239 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,569 OH. OKAY. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 240 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,571 DUE TO DRUGS THEN? 241 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,617 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NOT AT ALL. NOT AT ALL. 242 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,837 OKAY, WOULD YOU MIND COLLECTING A URINE SAMPLE 243 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,142 FROM YOUR DOG, PLEASE? 244 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,405 I'LL GIVE YOU GUYS SOME PRIVACY. 245 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,059 - OKAY, THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 246 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,148 THANK YOU. 247 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,555 WOULD YOU MIND TAKING MY PICTURE? 248 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:27,991 - SURE. - THANKS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 249 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,471 - THANKS. THANKS A LOT. - OF COURSE. 250 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,255 YOU GUYS JUST STAND RIGHT THERE LIKE THAT. 251 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,127 ONE, TWO, THREE. 252 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:34,737 CAN I TAKE A LOOK? YEAH. 253 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,260 JUST BEFORE YOU GO. 254 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,001 PRETTY GOOD. THE COMPOSITION'S PRETTY DAMN GOOD. 255 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:39,002 YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GOOD. 256 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,569 WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED 257 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,224 IN DOING THE PHOTOGRAPHY FOR SOME NUDES? 258 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,705 HUH? HOW ABOUT THAT? 259 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,752 HI. OH, HI. 260 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,536 DID YOU FIND ANYONE TO TAKE MY NUDE PHOTOGRAPH. 261 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,234 HE SAYS HE'S NOT INTERESTED. 262 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,802 REALLY? WONDER WHY? 263 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,679 I'VE HAD MY SHARE OF RELATIONSHIPS OVER THE YEARS, 264 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:06,508 AND I'VE LEARNED THAT WHEN IT COMES TO ROMANCE, 265 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:09,337 YOU SHOULD NEVER KEEP SECRETS FROM ONE ANOTHER. 266 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:12,775 YOU SHOULD NEVER PASS UP THE CHANCE TO SAY "I LOVE YOU." 267 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:16,866 AND ALWAYS GO TO BED ANGRY. 268 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,260 THINGS ARE JUST A LITTLE MORE EXCITING THAT WAY. 269 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:24,831 WHAT A DAY THIS IS? ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? 270 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,615 YEAH, IT'S REALLY NICE. 271 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,269 YOU EVER SEEN IT THIS WARM IN JANUARY? 272 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:29,792 NO. I LOVE IT. 273 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,664 WHICH ONE OF YOU LADIES WERE SITTING HERE FIRST? 274 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:36,277 I WAS. SHE WAS HERE FIRST? 275 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,148 I WAS. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 276 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:41,325 YOUR BACKSIDE IS THE ONE-MILLIONTH BACKSIDE 277 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,763 - TO SIT ON ONE OF THESE. - OH, YOU'RE KIDDING! 278 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:49,551 YOU JUST WON $10,000. CONGRATULATIONS. 279 00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:53,511 WELL, YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. 280 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,562 CAN YOU HELP ME OUT FOR A SEC? 281 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,303 HERE'S THE THING -- 282 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:06,307 I'VE BEEN ON HOLD WITH MY DOCTOR FOR ALMOST 10 MINUTES. 283 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,004 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 284 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,136 JUST HANG ON. 285 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,441 ALL RIGHT. 286 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:11,529 BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF SHAKES. 287 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,186 Hi, Richard. Dr. Craig here. 288 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,448 Sorry to keep you waiting. 289 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,494 So, it's not good news. 290 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:23,803 The test results came back, and this rash is highly contagious. 291 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,066 I repeat -- highly contagious. 292 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,459 You need to come to the hospital immediately. 293 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,113 Do not touch anyone or anything. 294 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,333 You will be putting their life at risk. 295 00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:35,292 We need to quarantine you and your belongings immediately. 296 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,380 Do you understand? 297 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,078 Richard, are you hearing me? 298 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,906 Has it spread to your tongue? 299 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,212 Richard? Richard? 300 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,562 SOUNDS LIKE I GOT SOMETHING CONTAGIOUS. 301 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,871 YEAH. 302 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,614 WHAT'S THIS? 303 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:55,051 OH, THEY'RE CURTAINS. OH. 304 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,010 - CAN I LOOK AT IT? - YEAH, OF COURSE. 305 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,402 FOR WHAT? 306 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:01,101 JUST FOR, LIKE, DRAPES TO GO OVER. 307 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,580 OH. VERY NICE. 308 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,974 PERFECT FOR MY DINING ROOM. THANK YOU. 309 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,289 JOHNNY, HOW ARE YOU? 310 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:16,899 GIVE ME A HUG! 311 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,294 I -- JOHNNY, HOW ARE YOU? 312 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,818 HI. GIVE ME A HUG! HOW YOU BEEN? 313 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:23,950 OH, MY -- GOOD TO SEE YOU! 314 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:28,041 JOHNNY BOY, HOW ARE YOU? 315 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,522 OH! GOOD TO SEE YOU! 316 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,350 OH, GIVE ME A HUG. PLEASE GIVE ME A HUG. 317 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,788 OH, MY GOSH! 318 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,486 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU -- 319 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:41,663 JOHNNY. JOHNNY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 320 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:42,925 GIVE ME A HUG. 321 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,319 OH, MY GOD. IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! 322 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:51,586 CAN I ASK YOUR ADVICE ABOUT SOMETHING? 323 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,935 SURE. 324 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,328 I DON'T WANT TO BE INDELICATE, 325 00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,286 BUT I'M GOING TO THE CLUBS TONIGHT. 326 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,549 AND SOMEBODY TOLD ME I SHOULD STUFF MY PANTS. 327 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,247 WHICH DO YOU THINK IS BETTER -- 328 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:01,901 THE BANANA OR THE FLASHLIGHT? 329 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:04,599 NO, SERIOUSLY. CAN YOU HELP ME DECIDE? 330 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,862 I GUESS THE BANANA. 331 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,255 THE BANANA? 332 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,518 OKAY. GREAT. 333 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:15,653 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANKS A LOT. 334 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,834 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR BREAKFAST, DEAR? 335 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,227 CAN I HAVE EGGS BENEDICT, 336 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,795 AND CAN I HAVE THE SAUCE ON THE SIDE? 337 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,711 OH, AND DON'T PUT THE EGGS ON TOP OF THE HAM. 338 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,234 I WANT IT ON THE SIDE. 339 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,715 AND COULD I GET SOME HOT CHOCOLATE, 340 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,544 BUT WITH THE WHIPPED CREAM ON THE SIDE? 341 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,460 COMING RIGHT UP. 342 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,594 MM. 343 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,074 WELL, HE DIDN'T SAY ON THE SIDE OF WHAT! 344 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,996 LOOK AT ALL THESE GUM BALLS. 345 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,042 I'M A SINGLE GUY, 346 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:59,175 AND I DON'T NEED ALL THIS, YOU KNOW? 347 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,441 THERE, THAT'S PERFECT. 348 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,204 OH. EXCUSE ME. 349 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,522 HELLO. 350 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,132 GOOD. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 351 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,960 IT'S LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT REAL GOOD GENES. 352 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,483 THANK YOU. 353 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,137 YOU KNOW, I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS, 354 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,052 BUT I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO MEET SOMEONE. 355 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,012 SO, IS YOUR GRANDPA ALIVE? 356 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,361 NO. 357 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:55,492 DO YOU HAVE A STEPGRANDPA OR SOMETHING? 358 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:56,841 NO. OH. 359 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,495 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 360 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:01,890 I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT I'M A MARRIED MAN. 361 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,674 BUT YOU KNOW, THINGS CHANGE SOMETIMES, RIGHT? 362 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,111 THEY DO. THEY DO. 363 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:08,418 WHAT ABOUT I GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER? 364 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:09,724 OKAY. ALL RIGHT? 365 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,247 THERE IT IS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 366 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,640 YOU'RE WELCOME. ALL RIGHT. 367 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,207 OKAY, BYE. 368 00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:30,658 AH, I LOVE THAT SHIRT -- NASA. 369 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,138 YEAH. 370 00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:33,313 I'M GOING TO BUY THAT SHIRT FROM YOU. 371 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,532 $500 FOR THE SHIRT? 372 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,144 DO WE HAVE A DEAL? 373 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,017 OKAY. LET'S HAVE THE SHIRT FIRST. 374 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,062 TIME IS MONEY. 375 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,107 OH, DEAR. 376 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:48,197 ACTUALLY, I PREFER THAT MAN'S CAP. 377 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,547 CANCEL THE CHECK, YAMA. 378 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,768 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. 379 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,168 YOU SEE THAT GUY? 380 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,560 HMM? SEE THAT GUY? 381 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:04,692 WHAT GUY? 382 00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,563 THE BLACK CAP, IN THE BLACK. 383 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:07,782 HE'S A FAMOUS ACTOR. 384 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:08,739 IS HE? YEAH. 385 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,263 I'M HIS ASSISTANT, 386 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:13,309 AND HE LOVES TO BE NOTICED. 387 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:16,921 IF YOU ASK HIM FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH, 388 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,880 YOU'LL MAKE HIS DAY AND MINE 389 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,404 BECAUSE THEN HE WON'T PICK ON ME LATER. 390 00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,232 - YEAH? - YEAH, IT'LL MAKE HIS DAY. 391 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:24,842 UM, I'M GOOD. 392 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,714 REALLY? YEAH. 393 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:27,628 DON'T YOU LIKE TO HAVE AUTOGRAPHED PICTURES OF PEOPLE? 394 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,673 I'M OKAY. REALLY? 395 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,849 WELL, WHY NOT? 396 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,120 I LIKE YOUR SCARF. 397 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,817 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - IT'S VERY PRETTY. 398 00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,775 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - IT'S VERY GOOD-LOOKING. 399 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:47,038 THANK YOU. VERY NICE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIMENT. 400 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,736 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, AND I LIKE YOUR HAT. 401 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,173 - OH, THANK YOU. - YOU SOME GOOD STYLE. 402 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,436 - I BOUGHT THIS IN PARIS. - OH, YEAH? 403 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,961 YES, WHEN I WAS THERE FILMING A WONDERFUL TRUFFAUT MOVIE. 404 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,007 NICE. 405 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,878 IS THERE ANY CHANCE I COULD GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 406 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,490 I'M REALLY TIRED OF GIVING AUTOGRAPHS, YOU KNOW? 407 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,013 BUT I'LL TELL YOU, FOR YOU, I'LL DO IT. 408 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,232 THANK YOU. 409 00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,059 OH, DEAR. SPELL YOU NAME? 410 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,713 IT'S E-L-L-I-E. 411 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:12,760 "E-L-L-I-E 412 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,415 OFF" 413 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,983 NOW YOU GOT YOUR AUTOGRAPH. 414 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,334 I'M STOKED. THANK YOU. 415 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:27,470 EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU SEEN A WOMAN WITH A RED-CHECKED SHIRT? 416 00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,864 SHE'S BLONDE. SHE'S RIDING A RED SCOOTER. 417 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,736 I TOLD HER TO WAIT FOR ME RIGHT HERE. 418 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,565 I JUST HAD TO GO IN THERE, AND NOW I CAN'T FIND HER. 419 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:36,653 WHERE? 420 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,220 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! 421 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,569 DO YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA BE LATE? 422 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:40,831 THE WHITES ARE WAITING FOR US! 423 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,093 COME ON, LET'S GO. 424 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,095 NOW WE'RE LATE! 425 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,749 I DON'T WANT TO KEEP THEM WAITING, 426 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,883 AND IT'S BECAUSE YOU DISAPPEAR? 427 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:54,584 WELL, EVERYBODY, DIG IN. 428 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,065 IT'S FUNNY, LIFE DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK OUT 429 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,675 THE WAY YOU THINK IT WILL, 430 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,287 BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW FOR SURE, 431 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:06,074 IT'S THAT WE CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS... 432 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,598 AND USE IT TO OUR ADVANTAGE. 433 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,952 YOU JUST POUR IT DIRECTLY IN. 434 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,304 OOH! 435 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:21,785 OOH-HOO-HOO! 436 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,574 And this rash is highly contagious. 437 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,010 JOHNNY! 438 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,321 WHAT DID HE WRITE? 439 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:36,409 WHAT? 440 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,584 YEAH. 441 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:40,848 OH, MY LORD. 30310

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