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GIRLFRIEND,
WHAT'S UP, HONEY?
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HAVE YOU SEEN ANY CUTE GUYS
AROUND HERE?
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YOU KNOW HOW MEN
ALWAYS LIKE FORBIDDEN FRUIT?
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SO, YOU KNOW,
WHEN I REALLY GET HORNY,
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I PUT ON ONE OF THESE OUTFITS,
AND THEY JUST LOVE IT!
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YOU'D BE SURPRISED
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HOW MANY MEN WANT TO GET
BY A NUN.
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HAVE YOU SEEN ANY?
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NO.
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IF YOU SEE ANY,
LET ME KNOW, OKAY?
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SEND THEM MY WAY!
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YOU KNOW, I LOST MY VIRGINITY
TO THIS SONG.
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- WHOA.
- OH!
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WHOO!
OH!
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SHAKE THAT BAD BOOTY,
BABY.
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I MEAN, TO MAKE SURE THERE'S
NOTHING STUCK IN MY TEETH.
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OH, MY GOD!
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PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME, "BETTY, IF
YOU COULD TRAVEL BACK IN TIME,
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WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE
TO YOUR YOUNGER SELF?"
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WITH ALL MY EXPERIENCE,
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THERE IS ONE THING TO TELL
MY YOUNGER SELF --
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"BETTY, YOU CAN REALLY TAKE
A PASS ON THAT THIRD SEASON
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OF 'HOMELAND.'"
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HI.
Woman: HI.
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EVERYTHING GOES...AS LONG
AS MY WIFE DOESN'T GET IT.
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HEY. HOW MUCH YOU WANT
TO PAY FOR THIS?
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10 CENTS?
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PURSE?
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MY WIFE'S MOTHER.
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I HATED THAT BITCH.
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♪ GROOVING ON A GIRL WHO
WEARS BLUE, BLUE VELVET ♪
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♪ SHE DON'T WEAR NO FROWN ♪
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EXCUSE ME. DO YOU GIRLS KNOW
ANYWHERE AROUND HERE
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WHERE I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO GET BOTOX?
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IT'S WEARING OFF REALLY QUICKLY,
AND I NEED TO TOUCH IT UP.
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- NO. SORRY.
- NO? YOU DON'T?
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THANK YOU.
SORRY.
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THIS STUFF WEARS OFF SO QUICK!
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I COULDN'T FIND ANY.
TERRIBLE.
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HEY. HOW YOU DOING?
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ALL RIGHT.
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WHERE YOU HEADED?
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HERE?
MM-HMM.
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OH, YOU WAITING
FOR SOMEBODY?
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YEP.
YEAH.
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I'M WAITING
FOR MY GIRLFRIEND.
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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YOU KNOW, SHE GAVE ME
THE ULTIMATUM, YOU KNOW?
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WE'VE BEEN GOING TOGETHER 10 YEARS,
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AND SHE SAYS EITHER
WE GET MARRIED, OR IT'S OVER.
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YOU A MARRIED GUY?
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NO? YOU'RE SMART.
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HERE'S SOME ADVICE.
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AS MANY WOMEN
AS YOU CAN.
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I'M GONNA GET A COFFEE.
YOU WANT SOME?
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NO, THANKS.
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♪ YOU BETTER RUN,
YOU BETTER RU-U-U-U-N ♪
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SIR?
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WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK
IS THIS?
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IT'S F-- FRIDAY.
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FRIDAY?
YEAH.
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AND WHAT YEAR IS THIS?
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AHA. THEN YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THE ZARM MACHINE DOES WORK.
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I'M BACK FROM THE FUTURE.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
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LET ME GIVE YOU A TIP.
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YOUR GRANDCHILD IS GOING
TO DESTROY THE WORLD.
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YES. SO DON'T BREED.
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DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH SEX.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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OKAY.
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HI.
HEY. HOW YOU DOING?
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DOES THE TOP COME OFF?
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I HAVE NO IDEA.
I DON'T WORK HERE.
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OH, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT.
I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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OH! DOES THE TOP COME OFF?
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- LATER IT DOES, YEAH.
- OH, YEAH?
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WELL, GIVE ME A CALL
LATER, OKAY?
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OKAY. THANK YOU.
OKAY.
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HI.
I WAS -- I WAS WONDERING
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IF ONE OF YOU
COULD HELP ME.
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I WANTED TO SEE
IF A BODY
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WILL FIT IN HERE.
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- A BODY?
- YEAH. YEAH.
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SO, CAN ONE OF YOU
GET IN THERE?
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- REALLY?
- YEAH. YEAH.
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YOU WANT TO SEE A BODY
IN THERE?
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I JUST WANT TO SEE
IF IT'LL FIT.
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JUST LAY DOWN IN THERE?
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YEAH. OKAY.
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I THINK YOU NEED
A BIGGER ONE.
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OH.
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MAYBE YOU COULD PUT
A BABY IN HERE.
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YEAH. YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF I CUT THE BODY UP IN PIECES,
I THINK IT'LL FIT.
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THANK YOU.
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SO WEIRD, MAN.
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OH. HI, THERE.
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I WAS JUST LISTENING
TO A REALLY GOOD BOOK ON TAPE.
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NO, IT'S NOT "FIFTY SHADES OF GREY."
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THAT'S NOT THE ONLY BOOK
WE GIRLS LIKE.
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IT'S THE SEQUEL --
"FIFTY SHADES DARKER."
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YAHOO! HEY, LADIES!
HOW YOU DOING?
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HOWDY, SIR.
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YEAH! YEAH! HEY, BUDDY!
HOW YOU DOING?
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HALLELUJAH!
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HOWDY, FOLKS.
HOW YOU DOING?
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HOWDY, HOWDY!
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YEAH! YIPPEE!
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YEAHHHHHH!
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HEY, GUYS.
HEY.
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HEY.
HOW'S IT GOING?
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YEAH!
HEY! HEY!
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I KNOW!
ALL RIGHT! MY MAN!
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BOO-YAH!
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YOU KNOW, SOME MEN GO
TO GREAT LENGTHS TO IMPRESS ME.
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THEY ASK ME ON FANCY LATE-NIGHT
DATES, AND I ALWAYS TELL THEM,
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"JAY, DAVE, CONAN, IF YOU WANTED
TO SIT AND HAVE A LAUGH,
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"YOU COULD JUST TEXT ME.
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YOU DIDN'T NEED TO GO OUT
AND GET A TV SHOW."
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ALTHOUGH, AS THEY SAY, SOMETIMES
IT'S MORE FUN WITH AN AUDIENCE.
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WOULD YOU TAKE MY PICTURE?
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YEAH, OF COURSE.
THANK YOU.
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OKAY. IS THIS GOOD?
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YEAH.
OKAY.
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GET IT?
NOW ONE MORE. ONE MORE.
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THANK YOU.
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WHICH DO YOU LIKE BETTER,
THE FRONT OR THE BACK?
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UH, BOTH.
THEY WERE REALLY GREAT.
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THANK YOU!
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W-WOULD YOU HOLD THIS
FOR ONE SECOND?
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YEAH, FOR SURE.
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THIS?
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YEAH. YEAH. I'M A--
I'M ACTUALLY HITTING IT.
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SYMPATHY, YOU KNOW?
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I'M PRETENDING --
I'M PRETENDING I'M BLIND.
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GIRLS DIG BLIND GUYS.
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♪ NA-NA-NA-NA-NA ♪
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HI.
HI. YES?
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I'M RUNNING A RANDOM
SOBRIETY TEST.
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SURE.
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JUST WALK THE STRAIGHT LINE,
AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
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OKAY.
THERE'S ONE PROBLEM.
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YOU DIDN'T, UH, WALK
THE STRAIGHT LINE.
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- NO.
- I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED
TO FOLLOW THE LINE.
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IN THAT CASE, I THINK
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YOU PROBABLY ARE A LITTLE BIT
UNDER THE INFLUENCE.
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REQUESTING BACKUP.
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MAN:
Copy. Backup on their way.
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THANK YOU.
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STAY RIGHT THERE.
THANK YOU.
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♪ DON'T BE AFRAID ♪
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♪ I'M NOT THAT DANGEROUS ♪
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Man: SIR, YOU GOT
TO FEED THE METER.
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THAT'LL BE 25 CENTS.
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YOU GOT TO FEED THE METER.
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YOU GOT A QUARTER?
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THAT'LL BE GOOD FOR LIKE
MAYBE -- MAYBE AN HOUR.
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IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
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PRETTY GOOD.
WHAT YOU GAVE ME IS GOOD.
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- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- THANK YOU.
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ILLEGAL USE OF THE HAND!
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ESPECIALLY
IN THE LOWER REGIONS!
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15-YARD PENALTY!
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YOU KNOW, THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE
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WHO THINK WRAPPING
YOUR BODY IN PLASTIC
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IS A GREAT WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT.
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I CAN'T REACH MY SANDWICH.
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I-I'M STARVING.
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JUST ONE BITE? PLEASE?
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SEE? IT'S WORKING ALREADY.
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BETTY...I HAVE TO TINKLE.
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HI.
DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT?
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YOU DON'T SMOKE?
NO.
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I WISH I COULD GET MY BABY
TO STOP SMOKING.
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OH, MAYBE I CAN FIND MY LIGHTER.
OH, GOD.
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YEAH. HERE.
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THERE.
OH. THERE.
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WELL, I KNOW,
BUT HE'S LIKE ADDICTED.
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HE CRIES. I MEAN, HE GETS
CRANKY IF HE DOESN'T SMOKE.
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OKAY.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
HE DOESN'T TALK YET.
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EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
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HI.
UH, QUICK QUESTION.
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I'VE GOT SOMEONE FITTING
YOUR DESCRIPTION.
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THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW
COMPLAINTS ABOUT BODY ODOR.
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SO I'M GONNA ASK YOU --
IF YOU WOULD PUT THIS ON FOR US,
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YOU MAY CONTINUE
AS YOU WERE.
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OH.
OKAY?
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I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A MINUTE TO
READ ANOTHER E-MAIL FROM A FAN.
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SUZANNE FROM ST. LOUIS E-MAILS,
"BETTY, YOU MUST RUN INTO
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"SO MANY CELEBRITIES OUT THERE
IN HOLLYWOOD.
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DO YOU EVER GET STAR-STRUCK?"
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OH, WHAT A GREAT QUESTION,
SUZANNE.
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AND, YES, OF COURSE I GET
STAR-STRUCK
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EVERY TIME I LOOK IN A MIRROR.
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OOH.
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DOES THAT SAY --
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IT'S $11.50 FOR AN ADULT
AND $9 FOR A SENIOR.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
TICKETS ARE SO EXPENSIVE.
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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WHY DON'T I JUST BUY
BOTH OF YOU TICKETS
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AS SENIOR CITIZENS?
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YOU'LL SAVE --
YOU'LL SAVE 4 BUCKS.
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UM --
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YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
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YEAH, THAT'S FINE.
I DON'T THINK --
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OKAY. I HATE
TO BREAK IT TO YOU, SIR.
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YOU'RE IN A WORLD
OF TROUBLE.
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THIS CONSTITUTES
TICKET FRAUD.
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OKAY.
YOU REALIZE THAT?
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YOU OFFERED.
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DID YOU NOT TELL ME
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TO BUY TWO TICKETS FOR YOU
AND YOUR LADY FRIEND?
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MAN: Richard, we got a code red
in theater 9.
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That's theater 9.
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COPY THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.
I GOT AN EMERGENCY.
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REMEMBER -- DON'T TRUST
SENIOR CITIZENS.
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CAN YOU TELL ME
WHAT TIME IT IS?
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YEAH, I SURE CAN.
1:56.
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WHAT?
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1:56.
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WAIT. WHAT?
1:56.
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WHAT?
1:56.
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OH. YOU KNOW, I HEARD YOU
THE FIRST TIME.
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BUT I REALLY LIKE
YOUR PERFUME.
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THANK YOU.
WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
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VICTORIA'S SECRET.
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I'M GONNA GO GET SOME.
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THANK YOU!
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OH, EXCUSE ME.
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COULD YOU HOLD THESE
FOR ME, PLEASE?
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I JUST NEED TO FIND MY PHONE
IN MY PURSE.
236
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ALL RIGHT.
237
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,376
YOU KNOW, A WOMAN'S PURSE
IS JUST A MESS.
238
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,725
IT REALLY IS.
239
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,815
- LET ME SEE.
- NOW, YOU SEE THAT?
240
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,251
I JUST GAVE YOU THOSE.
241
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,383
NOW YOU'RE GIVING THEM
TO THIS YOUNG GUY?
242
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,863
YOU'RE ALWAYS
AFTER YOUNG GUYS!
243
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,212
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.
244
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,604
I GIVE YOU THIS,
YOU DO THAT?
245
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,433
I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
246
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,695
OH, HONEY, I-I --I'M JUST SICK OF YOU!
247
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,306
HONEY, I DIDN'T MEAN --COME ON. YEAH, RIGHT.
248
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,264
I'M SICK OF YOU.
249
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:37,267
Woman: HE WAS CUTE!
HE WAS CUTE!
250
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,928
LISTEN, WE JUST HAD
OUR FLOORS POLISHED.
251
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:49,192
WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO IS PLEASE
COME AND TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES
252
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:50,933
AND PUT ON SOME BOOTIES
FOR ME.
253
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,240
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
EASY, EASY, EASY.
254
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,981
OKAY.
TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF.
255
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,157
VERY NICE.
SIR, COME ON OVER HERE.
256
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,375
LET ME PUT SOME BOOTIES
ON YOU.
257
00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,681
JUST PUT THEM
OVER YOUR SHOES.
258
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,901
HERE. LET ME PUT THESE ON
FOR YOU.
259
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,032
WONDERFUL. OKAY.
260
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:06,644
ALL RIGHT, WONDERFUL.
261
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:10,822
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
ENJOY YOUR SHOPPING.
262
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,397
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE SUCH FUN
263
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:23,400
TO BE PROTECTED
BY STRAPPING BODYGUARDS.
264
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:26,882
THAT'S WHY MY FRIEND MICHAEL
ARRANGED FOR A SECURITY DETAIL
265
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,188
TO FOLLOW ME AROUND.
266
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,885
THAT'S RIGHT, BETTY.
267
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:33,149
I HAVE THE BEST SECURITY TEAM
COMING OVER HERE.
268
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,412
OKAY, MICHAEL,
BUT I JUST DON'T WANT
269
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:38,111
LIKE 10 GUYS ALWAYS
FOLLOWING ME AROUND.
270
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,373
I WANT IT TO BE A SMALL TEAM.
271
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,592
THAT MUST BE THEM.
272
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:55,084
WELL, IT'S GOOD TO KNOW
I GET WHAT I ASK FOR.
273
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:03,397
- OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
- YEAH. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
274
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,486
THAT'S OKAY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
275
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,748
PUT THIS HERE
FOR A MINUTE.
276
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,665
AH.
277
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:11,796
EXCUSE ME.
278
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,884
THAT'S MAKING ME
REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
279
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,538
IF YOU COULD PUT THAT AWAY?
280
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,497
WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS IS
THE ONLY PLACE I CAN DO IT
281
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:17,977
'CAUSE MY WIFE JUST REALLY
MAKES ME VERY UPSET
282
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,413
IF I DO THIS AT HOME.
283
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,110
YEAH, AND IT'S KIND OF
MAKING ME UPSET, TOO,
284
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,504
SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND
TAKING IT TO ANOTHER OPEN SEAT,
285
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,027
MAYBE WHERE SOMEONE
ISN'T SITTING NEXT TO YOU.
286
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,681
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG
WITH IT.
287
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,117
I MEAN,
IT'S JUST HUMAN NATURE.
288
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,727
PEOPLE DO
ALL THIS KIND OF STUFF.
289
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,555
YEAH, BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT
TO VIEW IT RIGHT NOW.
290
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:32,643
WELL, I COULD TAKE IT
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
291
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,080
YEAH,
IF YOU COULD, PLEASE.
292
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,733
I'LL TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE,
NO PROBLEM.
293
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,170
- IF YOU COULD. THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
294
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,002
PORN, YEAH.
295
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:46,222
OH, MY GOD.
296
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,054
COME ON, MAN.
297
00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,410
HAVE YOU SEEN A SCOOTER?
298
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:03,196
MY MOBILITY SCOOTER
WAS RIGHT HERE, AND...
299
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,721
IF YOU SEE IT,
LET ME KNOW, OKAY?
300
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,245
IT'S RED.
301
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:24,304
DO NOT TELL HIM YOU SAW ME.
302
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,578
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
303
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,536
DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO ANSWER
SOME SURVEY QUESTIONS FOR ME?
304
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,929
- WHAT'S UP?
- OH, GREAT.
305
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,018
UM, FIRST OF ALL,
WHAT'S TODAY'S DATE?
306
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,541
UM, THE 19th, RIGHT?
307
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:45,847
AND WHAT'S THE WEATHER
LIKE TODAY?
308
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,676
UH, IT'S, UM, CLOUDY.
309
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:52,114
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10,
HOW HOT AM I?
310
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,463
HOLD ON. OKAY.
311
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,862
10.
312
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,907
ALL RIGHT.
313
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,909
YOU DID A GREAT JOB.
314
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,657
CAN YOU GUYS HELP US?
315
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,181
NO.
316
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,661
WE'VE JUST BEEN TRYING ALL
AFTERNOON, TRYING TO BREAK IT.
317
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,272
Man: DON'T SCARE ME.
DON'T SCARE ME.
318
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:20,490
OKAY. OKAY.
319
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,798
- OH, COME ON!
- OH. GO AHEAD.
320
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,104
OH! OH!
321
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,714
OH, WOW! OH, THAT'S IT!
WOW! LOOK AT THAT!
322
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,411
IT'S ALL
THE VIAGRA STUFF!
323
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,071
HALLELUJAH!
324
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,160
COME ON. GIVE ME SOME.
GIVE ME SOME.
325
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,814
THEY TALK ABOUT FOUR HOURS.
326
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,685
THIS IS GONNA LAST ME
A WHOLE WEEK!
327
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,034
A WHOLE WEEK!
328
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:46,168
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
THANKS AGAIN!
329
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,170
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
330
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:56,918
IS IT OKAY IF I SIT HERE
FOR A MINUTE?
331
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,354
YEAH. GO AHEAD.
332
00:18:58,528 --> 00:18:59,442
THANK YOU.
333
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,618
I'M REALLY EXCITED.
334
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,011
I'M MEETING MY, UH --
MY DAUGHTER HERE.
335
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,621
REALLY?
336
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:08,147
YES, AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HER
IN A LONG TIME.
337
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,018
SHE'S A REAL DOLL.
338
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,715
HI.
339
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:12,760
- Woman: HEY.
- HOW YOU DOING?
340
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,372
- OOH, SIT DOWN.
- ROOM ON YOUR KNEE?
341
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,200
ARE YOU GOOD?
342
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,159
I'M GOOD, GOOD, SWEETIE.
343
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,377
WHEW!
OKAY.
344
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,250
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
345
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:27,122
- THIS IS NOT MY DAUGHTER.
- MY SWEET.
346
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,993
THIS IS MY SECOND WIFE.
347
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,647
WE JUST GOT MARRIED.
348
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,519
YEAH.
349
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,260
OH. THERE'S MY DAUGHTER.
350
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:35,609
HI, SWEETHEART.
351
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,263
- HI.
- HI, DAD.
352
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:38,699
- HI, HONEY.
- STEPMOM.
353
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,614
LET'S GO SHOPPING.
COME ON.
354
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:41,832
WHOO!
355
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,059
WELL, EVERYONE, DIG IN.
356
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,930
MMM.
357
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,846
WE'VE SEEN A LOT IN OUR
COLLECTIVE YEARS ON THIS EARTH,
358
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:59,198
AND ALTHOUGH OUR EYESIGHT
MAY NOT BE WHAT IT USED TO BE,
359
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:04,420
THERE'S ONE THING WE CAN STILL
SEE FROM A MILE AWAY -- A MARK.
360
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:07,031
SO WATCH YOUR BACK.
361
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,515
FRONT OR THE BACK?
362
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:13,864
UH, BOTH.
THEY WERE REALLY GREAT.
363
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:17,346
AS MANY WOMEN
AS YOU CAN.
364
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,308
OH. THERE.
365
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,787
YOU'D BE SURPRISED
366
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,573
HOW MANY MEN WANT TO GET
BY A NUN.
367
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:30,098
YOU KNOW WHAT? IF I CUT THE BODY
UP IN PIECES, I THINK IT'LL FIT.
368
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,317
GIVE ME A CALL LATER, OKAY?
369
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:32,405
OKAY. THANK YOU.
370
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:35,190
YEAH! YIPPEE!
371
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:40,456
YEAHHHHHH!
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