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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:14,623 EXCUSE ME. 2 00:00:14,797 --> 00:00:15,972 SIR, I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW, 3 00:00:16,146 --> 00:00:17,234 AND I JUST READ THE APPLICATION. 4 00:00:17,408 --> 00:00:18,975 THEY WANT A PICTURE ATTACHED. 5 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:21,499 COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND JUST TAKE A REAL QUICK PICTURE? 6 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:23,371 YEAH. THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 7 00:00:23,545 --> 00:00:26,026 NOW, GIVE ME A THREE COUNT. 8 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,681 ONE, TWO, THREE. 9 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:33,772 DID YOU GET IT? 10 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:35,644 NO. YOU DIDN'T GET IT? 11 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:37,124 WAIT. WELL, TAKE ANOTHER ONE. 12 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:40,866 THE STRIP CLUB NEEDS A FULL BODY SHOT! 13 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,695 YOU KNOW, I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO THIS SONG. 14 00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:46,263 - WHOA. - OH! 15 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:48,265 WHOO! OH! 16 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,137 SHAKE THAT BAD BOOTY, BABY. 17 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:53,053 I MEAN, TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NOTHING STUCK IN MY TEETH. 18 00:00:53,227 --> 00:00:53,879 OH, MY GOD! 19 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,973 White: FOR SENIORS, 20 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:04,890 THE BATHROOM CAN BE THE MOST DANGEROUS ROOM IN THE HOUSE. 21 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,458 THAT'S WHY I NEVER BATHE ALONE. 22 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:11,375 ♪ HEY, HEY, OH ♪ 23 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:15,031 EXCUSE ME. I WONDER IF YOU COULD HELP ME A MINUTE. 24 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:16,902 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS JOB A LONG TIME, 25 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,122 AND NOBODY EVER THROWS ANYTHING ON THE GROUND. 26 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:21,037 I MEAN, IT'S RIDICULOUS. OH. 27 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:23,387 WOULD YOU MIND HELPING ME OUT SO THAT I DON'T LOSE MY JOB? 28 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:24,823 JUST HOLD SOME OF THIS STUFF. 29 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:26,695 NOW WALK JUST A COUPLE OF STEPS THAT WAY, 30 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:28,305 AND JUST THROW IT ON THE GROUND. 31 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:31,874 THROW IT ON THE GROUND, ON THE GROUND. 32 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:33,528 AW! LITTERBUG! 33 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:35,530 THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! YOU'RE TERRIBLE. 34 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:37,662 LITTERBUG RIGHT HERE! WE GOT A LITTERBUG! 35 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:39,447 THAT'S WHAT WE GOT. WE CAUGHT A LITTERBUG. 36 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:41,797 SHE'S LITTERING THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD. 37 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,581 SHE'S LITTERING THE WHOLE PARK. 38 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:45,192 TERRIBLE. 39 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:50,762 HEY, WANT A FREE BACK RUB? 40 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:52,329 FIVE MINUTES OF YOUR TIME. THAT'S IT. 41 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:53,678 IT'S COMPLETELY FREE. 42 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:55,071 YOU DON'T NEED TO TIP ME OR ANYTHING. 43 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:56,551 I PROMISE. YEAH? LET'S GO. 44 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:58,422 JUST PUT YOUR FACE IN HERE 45 00:01:58,596 --> 00:01:59,902 AND SPREAD OUT LONG. 46 00:02:00,076 --> 00:02:02,122 OKAY. STAY LIKE THAT. 47 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:11,914 IS THAT NICE? 48 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:13,437 YEAH. 49 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:14,830 OH! HI, THERE! 50 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:16,962 WHERE'S THE OTHER LADY? 51 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,181 OH, SHE'S GONE. 52 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:21,358 I'M WHAT YOU GET. 53 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:23,882 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 54 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:37,331 YOU KNOW WHAT? 55 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:40,508 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME MUSTARD. 56 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:47,602 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME MUSTARD. 57 00:02:57,133 --> 00:03:01,050 ♪ LET'S GO CRAZY ♪ 58 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:03,748 ♪ LET'S GO, LET'S GO ♪ 59 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:06,838 EXCUSE ME. 60 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:09,580 I'M MEETING MY BOYFRIEND HERE, 61 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,452 AND I WANT TO BREAK UP WITH HIM, 62 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:14,498 AND I WAS WONDERING, COULD YOU PRETEND LIKE YOU KNOW ME? 63 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:15,543 Man: IS THIS THE GUY? 64 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:16,935 YEAH, THIS IS HIM. 65 00:03:17,109 --> 00:03:19,373 NO, NO, LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN. 66 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:20,939 - TELL YOU WHAT. - YEAH, COME ON. OH, HONEY. 67 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:22,854 COME ON, COME ON, HONEY! 68 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:25,248 WHAT ARE YOUR UNDERWEAR DOING IN MY HOUSE? 69 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:27,859 YEAH, RIGHT. 70 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,439 MISS? 71 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:44,659 - MY BROTHER JUST DIED. - I'M SO SORRY. 72 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,356 I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D WANT TO SHARE A LITTLE DRINK WITH ME. 73 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,880 I CAN'T WHILE I'M RUNNING. I'M SO SORRY. I KNOW. 74 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:51,579 BUT, YOU KNOW, JUST TWO SIBLINGS LEFT, 75 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:53,668 AND THEN I GET THE WHOLE INHERITANCE. 76 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,149 HALLELUJAH! 77 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,195 THANK YOU. NEXT TIME WE'LL HAVE A DRINK TOGETHER. 78 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:01,110 OKAY. 79 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:09,074 AT MY AGE, YOU'VE GOT TO BE WARY OF SETUPS. 80 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:13,253 CHANCES ARE, IF SOMEONE SETS YOU UP ON A BLIND DATE, 81 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:16,038 YOUR DATE MAY ACTUALLY BE BLIND! 82 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,658 WHOA, GIRL! 83 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:31,445 THE SUN IS SHINING SO BRIGHT, I CAN ALMOST SEE YOU. 84 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:33,795 OH. 85 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,669 YOU TOO. 86 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:57,862 I'M NOT SURE IF ANYONE'S STILL OUT THERE. 87 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:01,126 IT'S DAY 15 OF THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. 88 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,303 I'VE BEEN HOLED UP IN MY HOUSE 89 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:06,262 WITH MY "OFF THEIR ROCKERS" CAST MATES. 90 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:08,351 THINGS ARE STARTING TO GET UGLY 91 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:11,833 NOW THAT WE'VE RUN THROUGH OUR SUPPLY OF CHARDONNAY. 92 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,487 ONE OF US EVEN SUGGESTED 93 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:16,925 THAT WE MIGHT SOON HAVE TO START EATING EACH OTHER, 94 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:20,711 BUT I COULDN'T GET ANYBODY ELSE TO GO ALONG WITH THE IDEA. 95 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,627 GOT TO GO. 96 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:26,108 THEY FOUND MY SECRET STASH OF RED WINE. 97 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:34,029 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY TO WIN A $25 GIFT CARD? 98 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:35,378 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? 99 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,119 WELL, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A PICTURE. 100 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:39,426 AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT IT IS. 101 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,862 AND I JUST WANT YOU SPELL IT. 102 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:43,255 IT IS CALLED A POVIISK. 103 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:44,300 A "PO-DOOSK." 104 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:45,301 POVIISK. 105 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:47,521 - POVIISK. - MM-HMM. 106 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:51,220 P-O-V-I-S-C. 107 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:53,701 OHH. SO CLOSE. 108 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,572 LET'S LOOK AT THIS ONE, OKAY? 109 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:57,487 BIILSTK. 110 00:05:57,661 --> 00:05:59,054 ONE MORE TIME. 111 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:00,534 BIILSTK. 112 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:03,406 B-I-S-C-K. 113 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,931 OHH. ONE LAST ONE, OKAY? 114 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:09,107 IT IS CALLED A MAMALAAG. 115 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:10,848 MAMALAAG. 116 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,284 MAMALAAG. 117 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:15,287 M-A-M-A-L-A-A-G. 118 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:18,682 OH, SO CLOSE. YOU JUST FORGOT THE UMLAUT. 119 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:19,727 UGH. 120 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:22,207 SORRY. OKAY. THANK YOU. 121 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,088 EXCUSE ME. 122 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:34,916 DID YOU GUYS SEE A BALL? 123 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,788 WE JUST CAME OFF OF THE BUNKER BACK THERE AND WE GOT LOST. 124 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:39,094 THANKS A MILLION. 125 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,009 I THINK WE'RE GONNA DO A MULLIGAN. 126 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:43,054 YOU KNOW WHAT, ANNIE, I TELL YOU WHAT? 127 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:45,492 INSTEAD OF HITTING THESE BALLS, 128 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,145 LET'S JUST GO TO THE 19th HOLE AND HAVE A DRINK, OKAY? 129 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:48,538 LET'S DO IT. 130 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:50,322 WE'RE A LONG WAY OFF THE COURSE. 131 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:13,389 EXCUSE ME. 132 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:15,522 COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND SEND A TEXT FOR ME? 133 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,045 I LEFT MY GLASSES AT HOME. 134 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:18,873 OF COURSE. YEAH. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT? 135 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:19,917 RUNNING LATE. 136 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,441 "RUNNING LATE." 137 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:22,659 ON MY WAY. 138 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:25,401 "ON MY WAY." AND THAT'S IT? 139 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:27,359 THAT'S IT. I WANT TO THANK YOU SO MUCH 140 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:29,623 BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S BEEN TREATING ME SO WEIRD 141 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,799 SINCE I HAD THIS BACTERIAL INFECTION, YOU KNOW? 142 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:35,019 AND THE DOCTOR SAYS IT'S PROBABLY NOT CONTAGIOUS, 143 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:36,673 AND IT ALMOST STOPPED ITCHING. 144 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:39,023 SO, THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU! 145 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:40,460 THANK YOU! 146 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:54,996 AFTERNOON, MA'AM. HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR MEAL. 147 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:58,521 WE HAVE A LITTLE SHORTAGE IN THE RESTAURANT, 148 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:02,482 AND WE NEED TO GET THOSE PLASTIC CONTAINERS BACK. 149 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:05,223 WELL... 150 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,269 WE DON'T MAKE THE RULES. 151 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:10,751 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 152 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:18,454 White: I MAY BE A SEVEN-TIME EMMY WINNER. 153 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:20,543 AND I AM. 154 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:23,677 BUT IF I WANT TO TAKE MY CAREER TO THE NEXT LEVEL, 155 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,461 I'VE GOT TO BECOME A BRAND. 156 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:28,769 AND TO BECOME A BRAND, YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE A SEX TAPE. 157 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,771 OR SELL PRODUCTS. 158 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:34,949 THIS IS A LIMITED EDITION BETTY WEEZY SNEAKER. 159 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:36,167 AH, SO FLY. 160 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:39,562 YOU LIKE THE SHADES? 161 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,433 25 G's. 162 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,305 BUT MY "FAVEY" THINGS 163 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:47,657 ARE DEFINITELY MY NEW BEATS BY BETTY HEADPHONES. 164 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:53,533 DEEJAY BETTY IN THE "HIS-HOUSE." 165 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:55,273 ROCK ON! 166 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,971 ROCK ON! 167 00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:59,582 ROCK ON! 168 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,961 ♪ I SEE SKY WHILE YOU SEE CLOUDS ♪ 169 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:41,581 YOU KNOW, I JUST FINISHED MY CHINESE FOOD. 170 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:43,844 AND I GOT A FORTUNE COOKIE. 171 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:46,063 BUT I HEARD THAT IF YOU READ IT YOURSELF, 172 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,544 THEY DON'T COME TRUE, SO COULD YOU READ IT TO ME? 173 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,154 SURE! 174 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,983 I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT. HERE. READ IT TO ME. 175 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:55,943 "YOU'LL GET THE NUMBER OF THE NEXT PERSON YOU MEET." 176 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,292 OH! 177 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,381 SO 178 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:02,645 I GUESS IT WORKS. 179 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,647 THERE YOU GO. 180 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:05,648 THANK YOU. 181 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,302 AND I'LL BE CALLING YOU. 182 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,739 OKAY? 183 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,611 OKAY. THANK YOU! 184 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:23,710 Man: SHE'D HAVE CURED WORLD POVERTY IF ANYONE HAD BOTHERED TO ASK. 185 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,626 TIBETAN MONKS USE HER HAIR AS BEDDING. 186 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:31,065 AS A CHILD, SHE SINGLE-HANDEDLY CHEERED UP THE GREAT DEPRESSION. 187 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:33,197 BUT SHE'S OUT RIGHT NOW, 188 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:36,636 SO PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP. 189 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:42,990 DOING YOUR OWN OUTGOING MESSAGE IS SO LAST YEAR. 190 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,824 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 191 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:53,914 I'M HAVING THIS WEIRD, REFLECTIVE DAY, 192 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,742 JUST KIND OF THINKING ABOUT MY LIFE. 193 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:56,917 DO YOU EVER DO THAT? 194 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,222 SOMETIMES, YES. 195 00:10:58,396 --> 00:10:59,920 I KNOW. IT'S SO STRANGE, ISN'T IT? 196 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:03,967 DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU'RE HAUNTED BY YOUR PAST? 197 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:05,577 YEAH. YEAH. 198 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:08,406 OH. SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. 199 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:11,671 IT'S SO BIZARRE. WELL, THANKS FOR LISTENING. 200 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:18,721 EXCUSE ME. I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT LATELY. 201 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,288 DO YOU GUYS EVER FEEL 202 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:22,507 LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING INTO YOUR OWN FUTURE? 203 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,379 THAT LADY JUST TOLD US THAT. 204 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,250 SOMEONE JUST SAID THAT TO YOU? 205 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,904 YEAH. 206 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:30,037 WEIRD. 207 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:33,780 WEIRD. 208 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:51,536 EXCUSE ME. 209 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,930 CAN YOU JUST PUSH ME RIGHT OVER THERE? 210 00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,410 THANKS. 211 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,897 THIS IS PERFECT. I JUST NEEDED TO SEND A TEXT. 212 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,900 THANKS A LOT. 213 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,610 EXCUSE ME. 214 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:22,829 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A SCREEN BRIGHT? 215 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:25,092 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX THAT? 216 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,528 OH! 217 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:29,705 THAT'S MY JAM. 218 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,751 IT'S MY GIRL CALLING. 219 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,805 YOU GOT A SECOND? 220 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,068 WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING THIS FOR ME JUST FOR A SECOND? 221 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,417 SURE. THANK YOU. 222 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:55,296 I GOT AN IMPORTANT LUNCH DATE. 223 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:58,168 IT'S ACTUALLY A BUSINESS LUNCH, 224 00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,431 SO I GOT TO LOOK RIGHT, YOU KNOW? 225 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,782 HEY. THANKS A LOT. APPRECIATE IT. 226 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,091 DO YOU MIND JUST PUTTING IT IN MY CLOSET FOR ME? 227 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:09,745 PLEASE. 228 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:29,852 OH, EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 229 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,462 HI. 230 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:34,465 I'M GOING TO A NEW HAIR STYLIST TOMORROW, 231 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:37,033 AND I WAS WONDERING, COULD I TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR HAIR? 232 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,209 - SURE. - LET'S SEE. MAYBE I CAN... 233 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,692 AH. OKAY, NO. 234 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:44,693 I'M GONNA TELL HER ANYTHING BUT THAT. 235 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,276 COULD YOU HELP ME OUT FOR JUST A MINUTE? 236 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,538 - YES, OF COURSE. - OH, THANK YOU. 237 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,280 MY HUSBAND PASSED AWAY RECENTLY, 238 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,499 AND WE BOUGHT THIS URN BEFORE HE DIED, 239 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,631 BUT IT'S NOT RIGHT. 240 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,024 AND I PICKED THIS URN UP, 241 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,590 AND I WANT TO TRANSFER THE ASHES 242 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,288 BEFORE I GO OVER TO THE CHURCH. 243 00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:15,767 WOULD YOU HELP ME DO THAT? WOULD YOU? 244 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,552 YEAH. SURE. GO AHEAD, RYAN. 245 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:18,814 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 246 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,468 I'LL HOLD THIS, 247 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,862 AND IF YOU JUST POUR RIGHT IN HERE. ALL RIGHT. 248 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,907 OKAY, JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE. 249 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,604 THAT'S GREAT. 250 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,432 THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN HIS ARM. 251 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,174 HOLD THAT FOR ME. OKAY. HERE. 252 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,263 - JUST HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. I'LL FINISH THE REST. - OKAY. 253 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:37,180 GET IN THERE, MORTON. GET IN THERE! 254 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,008 OH, MORTY! 255 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,141 MORTY! 256 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,145 OH, I'LL JUST TAKE THIS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 257 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:48,539 OH, MORTY. MORTY! OH, MORTY. 258 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:07,297 - I'M MEETING A DATE HERE. - OH. 259 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,560 AND I HAVEN'T GONE OUT IN YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS. 260 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,823 OH, GEEZ. 261 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,000 YEAH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 262 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,741 REALLY? 263 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:22,530 JUST LIKE YOU CAME UP TO ME RIGHT NOW AND SAID -- 264 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,010 BUT I WASN'T -- 265 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,534 NO. I DON'T. 266 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,363 IF I SAID, "THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME TO BREAKFAST," 267 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,886 IT'S OKAY? 268 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,021 IT'S TERRIBLE. 269 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:39,329 WELL, WOULD YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME? 270 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:40,722 I THINK YOU'RE NICER. 271 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,813 I KNOW. I'M REALLY AFRAID TO. 272 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,077 OKAY. THANKS. 273 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:51,037 ♪ I GUESS THAT'S WHAT I'M LIVING FOR ♪ 274 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:55,345 ♪ I GUESS THAT'S WHAT I'M DREAMING FOR ♪ 275 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,449 Woman: 276 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,278 HEY, THERE'S NO LAW AGAINST SEXTING AND SCOOTERING, 277 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,410 YOU KNOW? 278 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:25,854 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR JUST A SECOND? 279 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,464 NO PROBLEM. 280 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,031 THEY ARE BUILDING A STRIP CLUB ACROSS THE STREET, 281 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,598 AND WE WANT IT TO BE AN ELDERLY STRIP CLUB. 282 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,774 REALLY. 283 00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,558 WE'RE SUCH AN UNDERSERVED COMMUNITY. 284 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,996 AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D PLEASE SIGN THIS. 285 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,258 JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE HANGING LOW 286 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,694 DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T KICK IT UP. 287 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,522 I SUPPOSE. WOULD YOU GO? 288 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:42,871 NO. REALLY? 289 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,612 WE'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. 290 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:45,961 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 291 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,963 OH, IT'S A GOOD CAUSE, ISN'T IT? 292 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:51,053 YOU'VE HELPED A LOT OF ELDERLY PEOPLE TO WORK! 293 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,021 YEAH, THIS IS GOOD. 294 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,458 YEAH. LET'S TALK HERE FOR A MINUTE. 295 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,334 I'LL GIVE YOU THESE FOR 60 BUCKS. 296 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,901 - HERE, JUST TAKE IT. - THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 297 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,512 I TAKE ONE OF THESE WITH A COUPLE OF DRINKS, 298 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,427 - AND I'M GOOD, YOU KNOW? - YEAH. 299 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,603 HOW DID THE OTHER DRUGS WORK OUT? 300 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,649 IT WORKS FINE WITH THE CHICKS. 301 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,129 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GO ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT. 302 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:24,565 WONDERFUL. 303 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,306 PLEASE, DON'T SAY A WORD. 304 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,655 LISTEN. 305 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:31,311 DON'T BE A STORYTELLER. 306 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,790 RIGHT. DON'T BE A RAT. 307 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,271 DON'T BE A RAT.'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 308 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,491 IF YOU SNITCH, YOU GET A STITCH. 309 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,362 - SILENCIO. - SILENCIO. 310 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,943 - MA'AM, I'M TAKING A QUICK SURVEY. - YEAH. 311 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,989 ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW HOT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 312 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,514 - HOW HOT? - YEAH. 313 00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:01,863 WELL... 314 00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:05,475 I'M GONNA GO WITH WHAT HE SAID. 315 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,303 A 10. 316 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,262 ACTUALLY, WE HAD YOU RATED AT A 7. 317 00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:10,698 OH, REALLY? 318 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,743 SO, HAVE YOU HAD SOME WORK DONE OR SOMETHING 319 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,789 BETWEEN NOW AND MAYBE A YEAR AGO? 320 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,486 UM...NO. 321 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,968 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. WE'RE GONNA BE BACK HERE. 322 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,057 WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE SURVEY AGAIN. 323 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,146 MAYBE YOU CAN HAVE SOME WORK DONE, 324 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,800 PIN YOUR EARS BACK OR SOMETHING, 325 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,368 AND MAYBE WE'LL BE ABLE TO AGREE WITH THE 10 WITH YOU. 326 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,543 OKAY. 327 00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:32,023 OKAY. WORK ON THAT. THANK YOU. 328 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,503 OKAY. BYE-BYE. THANK YOU! 329 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,252 - GOOD MORNING. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 330 00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,907 CHAMPAGNE, COMPLIMENTS FROM THE LADIES OVER THERE. 331 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,691 HELLO! WHOO-HOO? 332 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:50,781 GO FOR IT. THANK YOU. 333 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,099 AND THE AWARD 334 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,014 FOR THE MOST INTELLECTUAL GIRL 335 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,190 MAKING THE MOST OF HER TIME, 336 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,453 WITH LONG BROWN HAIR, 337 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:13,108 WHILE WAITING FOR A TRAIN, GOES TO YOU. 338 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,675 CONGRATULATIONS. 339 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,764 THANK YOU. 340 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:17,852 WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A SPEECH? 341 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,550 UH... 342 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,509 SURELY, THERE MUST BE SOMEONE YOU WANT TO THANK. 343 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,685 NO. 344 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,080 WELL DESERVED. 345 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:48,796 TO LIVE A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE, 346 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:53,148 YOU'VE GOT TO DANCE LIKE NOBODY'S WATCHING, 347 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,106 SING LIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING, 348 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:58,632 AND MAKE LOVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HEARD. 349 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:04,028 BETTY, ISN'T IT "MAKE LOVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HURT"? 350 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,597 IF IT DOESN'T HURT, YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT. 351 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:18,956 THE SUN IS SHINING SO BRIGHT, I CAN ALMOST SEE YOU. 352 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,132 OH! 353 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:25,398 OH-HO! THAT'S MY JAM. 354 00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,493 AH! LITTERBUG! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! 355 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,363 YOU'RE TERRIBLE. 356 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:40,413 - SILENCIO. - SILENCIO. 24403

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