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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:12,403 I'M WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME. 2 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:14,884 - YEAH? - MY BOSS THINKS THAT I'M SICK, 3 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:17,495 AND I GOT TO CALL HIM AND PROVE THAT I'VE GOT A TERRIBLE COUGH, 4 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:18,757 BUT I CAN'T COUGH. 5 00:00:18,931 --> 00:00:19,976 DO YOU MIND COUGHING FOR ME? 6 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,673 JUST HOLD ONE SECOND. 7 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:23,501 LET ME GET HIM ON THE LINE. 8 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:25,460 - Hello. - HELLO. MR. BURKETT? 9 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:30,204 YES, I'M VERY SICK, AND I HAVE THIS TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE COUGH. 10 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:34,512 YEAH. 11 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:36,036 YEAH, WELL, I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW. 12 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,994 OKAY. BYE-BYE. 13 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,909 I THINK HE BOUGHT IT. I THINK HE BOUGHT IT. 14 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,476 THANKS A -- OH, MY GOD. 15 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,086 BUT NOW I GOT TO GET THIS THING DISINFECTED. 16 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:45,001 YOU COUGHED ON MY PHONE. MY GOODNESS. 17 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:46,350 THAT'S AWFUL. 18 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:55,751 YOU KNOW, I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO THIS SONG. 19 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,319 - WHOA. - OH! 20 00:00:58,493 --> 00:00:59,711 WHOO! OH! 21 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:02,192 SHAKE THAT BOOTY, BABY. 22 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:03,976 I NEED FOR YOU TO MAKE SURE 23 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:05,935 - THERE'S NOTHING STUCK IN MY TEETH? - OH, MY GOD! 24 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:14,726 AS A WOMAN, I FACED A LOT OF OBSTACLES IN MY CAREER. 25 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,773 BUT NOW THAT I'M A SUCCESSFUL ACTRESS, 26 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:19,731 I THINK IT'S SO IMPORTANT 27 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:22,778 TO GIVE BACK TO THE YOUNGER GENERATION 28 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:25,650 WHO HOPE TO FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS. 29 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:29,045 THAT'S WHY I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME A MENTOR. 30 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:32,875 NOW, LET'S REHEARSE THAT LOVE SCENE ONE MORE TIME. 31 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:35,921 I DON'T THINK YOU'VE QUITE GOT IT YET. 32 00:01:40,839 --> 00:01:43,886 LADIES, THEY'RE LETTING ME TELECOMMUTE TO WORK TODAY. 33 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,322 COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR 34 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:47,759 AND JUST HOLD MY iPAD FOR JUST A SECOND? 35 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:49,239 YOU WANT ME TO HOLD IT UP? 36 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:50,849 YEAH, JUST HOLD IT SO HE CAN SEE ME, OKAY? 37 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:52,329 OH, YOU GOT IT. 38 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:54,549 THIS IS ONE OF MY REGULAR CUSTOMERS. 39 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:56,246 YEAH, BABY. I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE. 40 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:57,508 OH! 41 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:58,901 OH! 42 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:00,555 WAIT. YOU DIRTY BOY. 43 00:02:00,729 --> 00:02:01,860 HE'S GONE TOO FAR. 44 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:04,515 HE'S DOING WAY TOO MUCH. 45 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:06,517 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 46 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:16,440 EXCUSE ME. 47 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:20,444 YOU'RE THE VALET, RIGHT? 48 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:23,230 DON'T JOYRIDE. 49 00:02:23,404 --> 00:02:25,536 I'M GONNA CHECK THE MILEAGE WHEN I GET BACK. 50 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:36,678 OH, EXCUSE ME, SIR. 51 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:38,636 I JUST BOUGHT MY HUSBAND A BIRTHDAY PRESENT, 52 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:40,290 AND YOU'RE HIS EXACT SIZE. 53 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:42,031 COULD I, LIKE, TROUBLE YOU TO JUST PUT THIS ON 54 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,467 OVER YOUR SHIRT SO I CAN MAKE SURE THAT IT FITS? 55 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:44,903 IT WILL JUST TAKE A SECOND. 56 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:47,297 I CAN HOLD YOU BAG. OH, WONDERFUL. OKAY. 57 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,995 OH, WONDERFUL. ALL RIGHT. 58 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,346 THERE YOU GO. 59 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,608 GOODNESS. 60 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:55,697 OH, FABULOUS. THAT'S WONDERFUL. 61 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,568 YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND, 62 00:02:57,742 --> 00:02:59,222 BUT KEEP THE SHIRT. IT SUITS YOU. 63 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:01,224 IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. 64 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,494 EXCUSE ME, SIR, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 65 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,888 I HAVE A DRUG TEST IN A COUPLE OF HOURS, 66 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,933 AND I KNOW I'M NOT GONNA PASS IT, 67 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:17,893 SO DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD HAVE A SPECIMEN OF YOUR URINE? 68 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:27,555 EXCUSE ME. I'VE HAD THE HICCUPS ALL DAY. 69 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:29,992 DO YOU MIND, LIKE, SCARING ME? 70 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,863 IF YOU JUST SCARE ME 71 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:34,692 UH, MAYBE THEY'LL GO AWAY? 72 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,868 I'LL TURN AROUND, OKAY? OKAY? 73 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:39,697 HA! 74 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:42,178 OH, THAT WAS GOOD. 75 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,180 WAIT. CAN YOU DO IT AGAIN? 76 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:46,791 REALLY TRY TO SCARE ME? 77 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:47,836 HA! 78 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,316 OOH! OH! 79 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:51,666 YOU KNOW WHAT? 80 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,495 CAN YOU, LIKE HOWL LIKE A WEREWOLF? 81 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:57,324 COME ON. HOWL LIKE A WEREWOLF. 82 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:04,548 YOU KNOW, I THINK THEY'RE REALLY GONE. 83 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:06,028 COOL. COOL. 84 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:07,943 THANK YOU. SURE. 85 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,434 YOU YOUNG PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED 86 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:23,132 WITH TAKING PICTURES WITH YOUR PHONE. 87 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:25,787 AND I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY FUN. 88 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,314 BETTY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 89 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:33,708 WHAT ALL THE KIDS ARE DOING THESE DAYS. 90 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:36,885 I'M TAKING A SELFIE. 91 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:45,285 I'M WITH THE INTERNET STREET VIEW TEAM, 92 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:46,982 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CAR COMING BY, 93 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:48,418 TAKING A PICTURE OF THIS AREA. 94 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:50,072 COULD I GET YOU TWO TO STAND HERE? 95 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:51,943 YOU'LL REALLY MAKE THE PICTURE LOOK GOOD. 96 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:53,728 IT WILL BE LIKE THE DUDE AND THE MODEL. 97 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,425 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 98 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:56,905 IF YOU COULD JUST KIND OF STAND HERE...OKAY. 99 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:58,863 ...ON THIS SIDE AND FACE ME. 100 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:01,344 'CAUSE THE CAR IS GONNA COME THIS WAY. 101 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:04,216 NOW, OKAY, NOW, YOU LOOK REAL DUDE-ISH, YOU KNOW, 102 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,783 LIKE REAL MASCULINE, OKAY? 103 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,481 OH, YEAH. LOOKS GREAT. 104 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:10,005 NOW, YOU LOOK REAL MODEL-ISH, YOU KNOW, KIND OF BEYONCé. 105 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,441 OH, LOVE IT. 106 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:13,487 THE CAR'S GONNA BE COMING ANY SECOND. 107 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,967 I'M GONNA GET OUT OF THE PICTURE, OKAY? 108 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:49,697 MISS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR BRA FOR WOMEN IN AFRICA? 109 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:50,872 THAT WOULD BE PERFECT. 110 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:52,439 WE'RE COLLECTING THEM 111 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,092 BECAUSE WE HAVE A SHIPMENT GOING OUT TODAY. 112 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:56,791 WE'LL HOLD UP A BLANKET, AND YOU CAN TAKE YOURS OFF. 113 00:05:56,965 --> 00:06:00,272 MY SISTER HERE HAS DONATED HER BRA. 114 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:02,492 - I DONATED MY BRA TODAY. - RIGHT NOW. 115 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,102 ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? 116 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:07,149 I'M HANGING DOWN TO MY NAVEL, BUT IT'S OKAY. 117 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:08,716 WON'T YOU DO THAT FOR US? 118 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:11,109 I JUST HAVE, LIKE, NONE THAT FIT ME RIGHT NOW, 119 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:12,763 AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM THAT FITS ME RIGHT NOW. 120 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:14,374 MAYBE I'LL COME BACK. 121 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:15,462 WELL, BLESS YOU. 122 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:16,811 OKAY. THANK YOU. 123 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:28,736 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CANDY? 124 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,564 IT'S FREE. 125 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:32,217 WHAT YOU GOT? 126 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,523 WHATEVER YOU WANT. 127 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:34,568 REALLY? 128 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:36,439 LOLLIPOPS. 129 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:38,093 THERE YOU GO. ANOTHER ONE? 130 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,355 ANOTHER ONE? 131 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:40,835 YEAH. GO FOR IT. 132 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:42,619 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 133 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,447 - THANK YOU. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - YOU'RE WELCOME. 134 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:46,449 - RICHARD. OKAY. YOUR NAME? - THANK YOU, RICHARD. 135 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,495 MITCH. MITCH. 136 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:50,148 DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU 137 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:51,802 NOT TO TAKE CANDY FROM A STRANGER? 138 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:54,109 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE. 139 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,850 COULD BE POISON, ROOFIE. 140 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,852 IT COULD BE A RAZOR BLADE. 141 00:06:58,026 --> 00:06:59,506 PUT THEM BACK, MITCH. 142 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:10,212 HEY, YOU GUYS! 143 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:12,127 COME ON. I NEED SOME HELP. 144 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:13,433 YES, PLEASE! 145 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,130 ALL RIGHT, GET THAT HOOP UP. 146 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:16,740 ALL RIGHT! COME ON, COME ON. 147 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,089 YEAH, YEAH. GOOD. YOU'VE GOT IT. 148 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:19,482 NOW LOOK AT ME. 149 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:21,571 LOOK AT ME! YES! LOOK, YOU'RE A NATURAL! 150 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:24,182 - I'M DOING IT! - YOU'RE DOING IT! 151 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:26,794 OH, MAN, YOU HAVE GOT IT. 152 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:29,405 YOU'RE GONNA BE GOOD! 153 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:32,364 YES! YES! 154 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:33,409 YEAH! 155 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,717 THIS IS A NO HOOP ZONE. 156 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:38,240 I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU. 157 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:42,026 DO YOU REALIZE THE LIABILITY THAT YOU MIGHT CAUSE? 158 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:47,118 OKAY, DO NOT HULA-HOOP. 159 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,427 OKAY, OKAY. 160 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,429 THANK YOU. 161 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:07,530 I'VE GOT THIS GUY IN MY LIFE. 162 00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:13,318 I LIKE HIM, BUT HE'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THE "L" WORD. 163 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,495 I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN GOING TOGETHER FOR THREE MONTHS, 164 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:18,454 AND HE KEEPS BRINGING THIS UP, THE "L" WORD. 165 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:21,065 BUT HE DOESN'T MEAN "LOVE." 166 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:24,547 HE WANTS TO WATCH ME HAVING A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP. 167 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:25,722 WHAT DO YOU DO? 168 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,507 - SERIOUSLY? - SERIOUSLY. 169 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:28,551 THAT'S WEIRD. 170 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,074 NEVER HAPPEN TO YOU? 171 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,641 NO. 172 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:32,990 GOOD GIRL TALK. 173 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,688 THANKS. 174 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:48,005 EXCUSE ME, LADIES, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR 175 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:50,355 AND JUST HOLD MY BAG FOR A SECOND? 176 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,618 UH, SURE. 177 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,228 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - NO PROBLEM. 178 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:57,188 I JUST WANT TO POUR ONE OUT FOR THE HOMIES. 179 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:01,932 THANK YOU. 180 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,151 WOULD YOU LIKE ONE. 181 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:13,770 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO READ ANOTHER LETTER FROM A FAN. 182 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:16,860 BRAD FROM INDIANA WRITES, 183 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:20,081 "BETTY, YOU STARTED OUT IN THIS BUSINESS AS A TEENAGER. 184 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:22,953 "WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU GIVE TODAY'S YOUNG STARS 185 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:25,652 ABOUT HAVING LONGEVITY IN HOLLYWOOD?" 186 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:28,437 OH, THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION, BRAD. 187 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:31,527 THIS IS A VERY DIFFERENT TIME WE'RE LIVING IN 188 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,094 THAN WHEN I STARTED, 189 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:36,140 BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT ARE UNIVERSAL. 190 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,447 SHOW RESPECT TO YOUR CREW. 191 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:41,102 NEVER STOP STUDYING YOUR CRAFT. 192 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:45,672 AND NEVER, EVER TEXT PEOPLE SEXY PHOTOS OF YOURSELF. 193 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:49,284 SEND THEM ALL THROUGH SNAIL MAIL. 194 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,813 HI. 195 00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:58,119 - HI. - HELLO. 196 00:09:58,293 --> 00:09:59,163 ARE YOU ALL THREE IN A GROUP? 197 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:01,035 - YES. - YES. 198 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,645 OKAY, THINGS ARE GONNA GET REALLY CROWDED IN A MINUTE, 199 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,952 YOU KNOW, SO WHAT WE'RE GONNA NEED YOU TO DO 200 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,823 IS COMPRESS THE SPACE. 201 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:09,696 - OKAY. - SO THE THREE OF YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BE LINED UP. 202 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,741 THAT'S RIGHT. COULD YOU LINE UP THERE? 203 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,395 THAT'S GOOD. ALL RIGHT. 204 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:17,399 SO, IF I COULD GET YOU TO JUST HOLD ONTO THAT. 205 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:18,443 OKAY. 206 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,142 OKAY. 207 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:22,839 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU AN EXTRA INCH. 208 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,668 YOU GUYS HAVE A 40-INCH ZONE, ALL RIGHT? 209 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,365 - OKAY. - SO WHEREVER YOU GO, 210 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:30,064 WHATEVER YOU DO FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING, 211 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,543 JUST STAY LIKE THAT.40 INCHES. 212 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,458 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 213 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,606 OH, HI. 214 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,086 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 215 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,174 GOOD. 216 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:54,871 YOU LIKE MY MUSTACHE? 217 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,110 WHAT? 218 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:20,201 DOESN'T EVERYONE HAVE A LIVE-IN VOICEOVER MAN? 219 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,377 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 220 00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,902 EXCUSE ME. COME HERE. 221 00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:27,512 CHECK OUT MY STUFF. 222 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,775 FRANK'S HOUSE OF STUFF. 223 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:31,212 WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR US? 224 00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:34,258 - WELL, I GOT FRANK'S HOUSE OF STUFF. - OKAY. 225 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:37,740 ALL RIGHT. 226 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:38,959 - YOU SEE THAT? - THAT'S AWESOME. 227 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,309 IT'S THIS BOOTH AND IT'S ME. 228 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:43,267 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY IT? - YEAH. 229 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:44,529 YOU WOULD? 230 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,621 $6. $6. 231 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:57,978 MY HUSBAND IS LEAVING ME FOR A YOUNGER WOMAN, 232 00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:01,024 AND THEY'RE THREATENING TO TAKE 50% OF MY ASSETS. 233 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,722 I'D RATHER JUST GIVE MY MONEY AWAY 234 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,549 THAN TO LET THAT SKANK HAVE IT. 235 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,725 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 236 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,204 YES, MA'AM. 237 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,640 I MEAN, IT'S -- I TELL YOU WHAT. 238 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,207 LET ME GIVE YOU THIS PAINTING. 239 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:11,818 IT'S A VERY VALUABLE PAINTING. 240 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,471 LISTEN, I DON'T REALLY -- 241 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,691 NO. I NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS. I DON'T WANT HER TO HAVE IT. 242 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:18,085 AND YOU AGREE WITH ME. YOU UNDERSTAND. 243 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,129 JUST TAKE IT. 244 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,348 YOU'RE VERY SWEET. 245 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:21,653 THANK YOU SO MUCH! 246 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,317 EXCUSE ME, FOLKS. 247 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:38,583 I'VE GOT PRETTY HIGH READINGS HERE FOR ODOR PROBLEMS. 248 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,848 - WHAT ARE YOU EATING? - GARLIC BREAD. 249 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,588 GARLIC BREAD. 250 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,765 GARLIC BREAD SHOULDN'T GIVE ME A READING THIS HIGH. 251 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,768 - DID YOU PUT SAUCE ON IT OR SOMETHING ELSE LIKE THAT? - NO. 252 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,247 I TELL YOU WHAT, 253 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,293 CAN YOU TAKE A LARGE BITE OF THAT 254 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,295 WITHOUT MAKING A GRIMACING FACE? 255 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,514 AND THEN MAYBE I WOULD KNOW FOR SURE 256 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,647 THAT IT'S NOT YOU. 257 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,301 UH, YEAH, SURE. 258 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,303 WOULD YOU DO THAT? 259 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,089 YOU KIND OF GRIMACED. 260 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,483 I'M NOT GRIMACING. I'M NOT GRIMACING. 261 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:09,832 - IT TASTES GOOD. - IT TASTES GOOD? 262 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,834 YOU CAN HAVE A PIECE IF YOU WANT. 263 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,662 COME IN, LOU. THIS IS COMMAND CENTER. YEAH. 264 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,490 WE'VE GOT AN EGG-SALAD-SANDWICH SITUATION ON LEVEL TWO. 265 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,622 REQUESTING BACKUP. IT'S PRETTY STINKY. 266 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,581 BETTER GET DOWN THERE QUICK. OKAY. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 267 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,017 LISTEN, YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK RIGHT NOW. 268 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,366 I MIGHT COME BACK, THOUGH, OKAY? 269 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,804 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. 270 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:38,165 TODAY IS MY HUSBAND'S BIRTHDAY, 271 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:40,036 AND EVERY YEAR, I GIVE HIM A PASS -- 272 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,517 A FREE PASS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 273 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:43,779 YOU ARE SO HIS TYPE. 274 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,826 NO. IT IS ASTOUNDING TO ME. 275 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,610 COULD I TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU? 276 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,351 HE WOULD BE SO EXCITED TO GET YOUR --REALLY? 277 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,005 YES! IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY! 278 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:54,181 WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 45 YEARS. JUST STAND RIGHT HERE. 279 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,531 I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY LIKE YOU. 280 00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,533 OKAY, READY? 281 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,709 ALL RIGHT, DARLING. NOW SAY, "OOH, LA, LA." 282 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,102 OOH, LA, LA. 283 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,973 OH, LISTEN, 284 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,975 HE'S GONNA SEE THIS PICTURE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 285 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,934 HE'S GONNA WANT TO MEET YOU, YOU KNOW? 286 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,239 I MEAN, MY HUSBAND'S OLD, 287 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,980 BUT HE'S HOT. 288 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,808 REALLY. I CAN'T WAIT TO CALL HIM. 289 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:16,377 BYE, YOU GUYS. OH! 290 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,031 I'M GONNA CALL HIM RIGHT NOW. 291 00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:25,603 SIR, I'M WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME WITH A PROBLEM, PLEASE. 292 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,954 - YEAH. - I HAD A TERRIBLE ARGUMENT WITH MY WIFE. 293 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,217 I'M GONNA GO HOME, AND SHE'S GONNA ASK ME A WHOLE BUNCH OF QUESTIONS. 294 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,132 YOU KNOW, I WANT TO LOOK LIKE I'M NOT LYING. 295 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,873 READ THESE TO ME, AND I'LL ANSWER THEM. 296 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,875 YOU LET ME KNOW IF I SOUND BELIEVABLE, OKAY? 297 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,574 OH, YOUR COOKING IS THE BEST. 298 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,619 I MEAN, IT'S ALWAYS WONDERFUL. 299 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,972 OH, YOU LOOK BETTER THAN WHEN I FIRST MET YOU. 300 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,190 I MEAN... 301 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,764 RHONDA? 302 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,114 WELL, I, UH -- 303 00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:00,029 NO, NO, NO, NOT AT ALL. 304 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,335 NOT AT ALL. 305 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:04,686 DO THOSE SOUND CONVINCING AT ALL? 306 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,036 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - THE FIRST ONE DID. 307 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,472 WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIR? 308 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:09,952 EH, YOU WERE SHAKY ON THE TWO. 309 00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,867 MAYBE, LIKE, IF IT WAS ON A GRADED SCALE, 310 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,130 I WOULD SAY LIKE A "C. "WELL, LISTEN, WISH ME LUCK. 311 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:16,350 - I WISH YOU LUCK. - TAKE YOUR CARE. THANKS, GUYS. 312 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:27,013 MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER PASSED ON 313 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:30,364 A METHOD FOR TESTING WHETHER FRUIT IS RIPE. 314 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,018 - CAN I SHOW YOU HOW SHE DID IT? - LISTEN -- 315 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:33,367 WATCH, WATCH. 316 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:36,152 YOU TAKE IT, UH-HUH, AND YOU STOMP ON IT. 317 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,244 THAT'S NOT TOO BAD. SEE HOW IT SPLAYED EVENLY. 318 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,116 I WANT YOU TO TRY IT. IT WILL JUST TAKE A SECOND. 319 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,378 YOU'LL HAVE IT ALL YOU LIFE. 320 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:45,814 GO AHEAD. STOMP ON THAT. 321 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,729 IT'S ALL RIGHT. YES, THEY KNOW ME. 322 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:48,948 NO, HARD, HARD! BOOM! 323 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,340 YES, YES! 324 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:53,126 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S NOT VERY RIPE. 325 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,476 OH, WELL. THANKS ANYWAY FOR HELPING ME. 326 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:59,219 HAVE A GOOD DAY, HON, OKAY? YEAH. 327 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,313 I'M GOING TO HEAD OUT. 328 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,402 OH, WOULD YOU READ ME MY HOROSCOPE? 329 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,710 YOU'RE GONNA BE BLOWN AWAY. 330 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,148 AWESOME! THANKS. 331 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,019 MICHAEL -- 332 00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:24,244 MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED MY GARDENER WAS HERE. 333 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:27,247 ♪ OOH-OOH, OOH, OOH-OOH ♪ 334 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,901 HEY, HEY, COULD YOU TAKE OUR PICTURE? YEAH. 335 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,643 YOU KNOW, WE'D LIKE SOME MEMORIES AND EVERYTHING. 336 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,210 - OF COURSE. - HERE YOU GO. 337 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:37,431 WE'VE ONLY BEEN MARRIED A COUPLE OF YEARS. 338 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:38,693 LISA... 339 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,435 ALL RIGHT. READY? 340 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,959 STEP OFF, WILL YOU? STEP OFF. 341 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,091 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 342 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,356 ALL RIGHT. THANKS A MILLION. 343 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,661 - LOOKING GOOD. - REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 344 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,707 ALL RIGHT. 345 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,978 HI! HI. 346 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,720 THERE'S GONNA BE A PARTY AT BRUIN PLAZA IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES. 347 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:06,851 - OKAY. - YOU COME, OKAY? 348 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,463 - OKAY. - OKAY! THANK YOU! 349 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,599 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 350 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,384 I LOST MY TOUPEE, 351 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:21,388 AND I HAVE A DATE WITH A NEW GIRL THIS AFTERNOON, 352 00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,390 AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I'M BALD. 353 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,262 SO, LIKE, WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR TOUP? 354 00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,873 OH, I'M NOT WEARING A HAIRPIECE. 355 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,788 WELL, WAIT. TAKE YOUR HAT OFF. 356 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,704 IF I COULD JUST BORROW IT FOR TWO HOURS, THAT'S ALL I NEED, 357 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:34,836 AND THEN I'LL BE COOL. 358 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,185 MY HAIRDO. 359 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,622 MY HAIR -- MY HAIRDO IS ON MY HEAD. 360 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:42,887 I GUESS YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO HELP A FELLOW BALD GUY, HUH? 361 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,673 IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. 362 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:54,812 YOU KNOW THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST PLACES TO PICK UP CHICKS? 363 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,426 I'M SERIOUS, MAN. THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 364 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,690 YOU SEE THAT CHICK OVER THERE, THAT HOT ONE? YES. 365 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,518 I USED TO HOOK UP WITH HER. 366 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,650 THANKS FOR NEVER CALLING ME BACK. 367 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:10,045 I TOLD YOU IT WAS A ONE-NIGHT STAND. 368 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:17,052 EXCUSE ME. 369 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,228 CAN I GET YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR? 370 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,448 MY HUSBAND, MORTY, PASSED AWAY, 371 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,276 AND WE HAD THE MEMORIAL LAST WEEK, 372 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,060 AND NOBODY CAME. 373 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:29,456 COULD YOU JUST SIGN YOUR NAME AND SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MORTY? 374 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,156 AND WHAT DOES THAT SAY? 375 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,854 VERY NICE AND KIND? 376 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:37,899 YES. 377 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,248 OH, HE WAS AN 378 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,815 I MEAN, REALLY, HE WAS A JERK. 379 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,730 IT'S LIKE YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIM. 380 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:45,689 WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT? 381 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,082 HONESTLY. 382 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,867 MIGHT AS WELL NOT HAVE SIGNED IT. 383 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,576 EXCUSE ME, LADIES, HAVE YOU SMELLED ANYTHING 384 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,579 LIKE A GAS OR A CHEMICAL SMELL, ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 385 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,711 NO, BUT I DON'T SMELL VERY WELL. 386 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,626 OH, YOU DON'T SMELL IT? HOW ABOUT YOU? 387 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,628 I THINK THAT IF WE WOULD HAVE, 388 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,327 - WE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN USED TO IT BY NOW. - OH, YOU THINK SO? 389 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:15,850 GO AHEAD. 390 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,113 THE GAS HAS GONE ODORLESS, OKAY? 391 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,680 I'M GONNA CHECK UPSTAIRS, ALL RIGHT? 392 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,161 COPY THAT. WE MIGHT HAVE TO EVACUATE. 393 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,423 ALL RIGHT. 394 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,251 THANK YOU. GOOD LUCK TO YOU. 395 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,221 WELL, EVERYONE, DIG IN. 396 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:42,442 ALTHOUGH YOU CAN'T CHOOSE YOUR RELATIVES, 397 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,574 YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR FAMILY, 398 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:47,751 AND MY FAMILY MIGHT NOT BE THE YOUNGEST, 399 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,711 THE SHARPEST, OR THE FASTEST GROUP OUT THERE. 400 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:54,976 BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING ABOUT US THAT I KNOW FOR SURE, 401 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:58,327 WE CAN PRANK THE HECK OUT OF YOU YOUNG PEOPLE. 402 00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,983 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID THIS WAS GOING TO BE A COSTUME PARTY. 403 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,212 OH, FABULOUS. 404 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,087 OH! 405 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,828 WAIT. YOU DIRTY BOY. 406 00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:27,226 SAY, "OOH, LA, LA." 407 00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:33,493 I THINK HE BOUGHT IT. 408 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,935 - YOU KIND OF GRIMACED. - I'M NOT GRIMACING. 28765

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