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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:18,975 SCUSE ME. 2 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,282 CHECK OUT THAT BOOTY. 3 00:00:21,456 --> 00:00:23,284 - CHECK OUT THAT BOOTY? - YEAH. 4 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:26,461 OH, HONEY! 5 00:00:26,635 --> 00:00:29,768 Y'ALL INTO A THREE-WAY? 6 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:36,123 HI. 7 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:38,342 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 8 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:40,779 COMPLIMENTS OF THAT LOVELY WOMAN. 9 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:42,781 BRIEFS, BOXERS, OR COMMANDO? 10 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:53,749 OH, HELLO, THERE. 11 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:56,752 I JUST GOT MY VERY FIRST LOOK AT MY NEW COOKBOOK. 12 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:58,319 ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? 13 00:00:58,493 --> 00:01:00,930 BETTY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COOKED. 14 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:05,021 OH, THIS BOOK CONTAINS SOME OF MY VERY FAVORITE RECIPES. 15 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:09,112 "323-555-0154"? 16 00:01:09,286 --> 00:01:11,897 THEY MAKE THE GREATEST CHICKEN PARMESAN. 17 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:22,647 HEY, COME HERE. CHECK THIS OUT. 18 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,258 I JUST MADE THIS, YOU KNOW? 19 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:25,955 OKAY. SEE THAT GIRL THERE? 20 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,652 OKAY, WATCH THIS. 21 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:32,570 OH, WOW! 22 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:34,964 CHECK THAT GIRL OUT THERE. CHECK THAT GIRL OUT THERE. 23 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:36,226 OKAY, HERE YOU GO. 24 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,968 1, 2, 3. GO! 25 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:44,365 OKAY, SEE THAT GIRL THERE? 26 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:48,325 1, 2, 3. GO! 27 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,066 WOW! HERE, TAKE IT. TAKE IT! 28 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,329 I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU. THANKS! 29 00:02:01,817 --> 00:02:04,472 SCUSE ME, DO YOU MIND IF I INSTAGRAM YOUR FOOD? HUH? 30 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:07,214 MY FOLLOWERS WON'T MIND 31 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:10,391 BECAUSE THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. 32 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:13,263 OH, MY. OH, MY. OH. 33 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,483 HASHTAG "DREADFUL FOOD." 34 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:37,113 HI. 35 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,332 HI. 36 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:40,072 OH. 37 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:42,074 MY ARTHRITIS IS KICKING IN. 38 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:44,251 NO. AHH. 39 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,035 YOU KNOW, IT MAKES IT SO HARD TO TYPE. 40 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:47,776 COULD I TROUBLE YOU TO LOG IN FOR ME? 41 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:48,907 SURE. 42 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:50,300 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 43 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,520 IT JUST COMES ON ALL OF A SUDDEN. 44 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:55,218 YES. UH, LET'S SEE. 45 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,046 "I LIKE IT HARD." 46 00:02:57,220 --> 00:03:01,572 IT'S ALL ONE WORD, LOWERCASE. 47 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:08,318 AH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 48 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:11,669 ALL RIGHTY, THEN. 49 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:14,498 I GOT TO CHECK MY HOTMAIL 50 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,848 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, DON'T YOU? 51 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:18,198 NO. 52 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:20,069 OKAY. 53 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:23,290 ♪ GROOVING ON A GIRL WHO WEARS BLUE, BLUE VELVET ♪ 54 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:27,250 ♪ SHE DON'T WEAR NO FROWN ♪ 55 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,732 SCUSE ME. CAN YOU JUST HELP ME? 56 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:34,126 MY NAME'S DETECTIVE YAMA, AND I'M WORKING WITH THE POLICE. 57 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:37,391 I WONDER IF YOU'VE SEEN A BLACK FEMALE DRESSED IN ALL BLACK 58 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:40,611 WITH SNEAKERS WITH GREEN SHOELACES. 59 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:44,267 NO. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THEM? 60 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,922 OKAY, WELL, IF YOU DO, WILL YOU CALL THIS NUMBER? 61 00:03:47,096 --> 00:03:48,663 YOU'D HELP US OUT A LOT. 62 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:50,621 OKAY. THANK YOU. 63 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:06,594 HI! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO MANY YEARS. 64 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,900 OH, MY GOD! WHO? 65 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,815 WHO ARE YOU? I'M ANN. 66 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,469 OOH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 67 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:14,036 I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 68 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:16,995 OH, HONEY. OH, MY GOD. THIS IS SO GREAT. 69 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:18,388 NICE TO SEE YOU. 70 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:19,520 YOU HAD THAT THING WITH THAT GUY. 71 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:20,956 IT'S BEEN YEARS. 72 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:23,741 IT'S BEEN...YEARS. YEAH. NICE TO SEE YOU. 73 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:25,526 OH, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 74 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:28,964 ♪ HELLO, HELLO, HELLO ♪ 75 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:38,974 Woman: EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? 76 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:40,454 I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP. 77 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,325 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 78 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:45,937 YOU KNOW, MY...MY, UH, PET BIRD PASSED AWAY, 79 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,112 AND I WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE FUNERAL FOR HIM. 80 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,897 AWW. I KNOW, 81 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:51,813 AND I WONDERED IF MAYBE YOU'D JUST SAY A FEW WORDS WITH ME. 82 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:54,511 I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS. WOULD YOU READ THAT? 83 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:56,296 "I HOPE YOUR WINGS WERE FULL OF AIR 84 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:57,949 "AND YOUR BEAK WAS FULL OF BREAD, 85 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,908 "AND MAY YOU REST PEACEFULLY, KNOWING THAT, 86 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:01,388 "INSTEAD OF BEING BURIED, 87 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:02,911 "WE'VE DECIDED TO COOK YOU IN A NICE STEW. 88 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:04,782 REST IN PEACE. "I KNOW THAT SOUNDS STRANGE. 89 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:07,872 IT'S ADORABLE. 90 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:15,880 PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME IF I'D LIKE TO GET MARRIED AGAIN. 91 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:18,753 I ALWAYS TELL THEM, "NO. 92 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:21,973 "AND PLEASE, GET UP OFF YOUR KNEE." 93 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:29,459 WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD! 94 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,333 WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD. 95 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,903 WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD! 96 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,690 HI. 97 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:43,865 THANK YOU. 98 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:46,128 AAH. 99 00:05:46,302 --> 00:05:50,350 OH, OH. SORRY. OH, OH, OH. SO SORRY. 100 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,228 HELLO. HI. 101 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:00,534 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - SARAH. 102 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:01,883 HI, SARAH. HI. 103 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:03,014 WHAT'S MY NAME? 104 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:04,799 UH...GRANDMA? 105 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:07,976 Woman: WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 106 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:10,370 "THE WORLD'S BEST GRANDMA" MUG. 107 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:16,027 UM...MY GRANDCHILDREN GAVE ME "THE BEST GRANDMA" MUG. 108 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:17,855 SHE'S SO FULL OF IT. 109 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:19,422 - I'M THE BEST GRANDMA. - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 110 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,772 THERE'S ONLY ONE WORLD'S BEST GRANDMA. 111 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:23,948 AND THAT'S ME. 112 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:26,081 THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR CUP. 113 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,997 COME PICK THIS UP! 114 00:06:29,171 --> 00:06:31,608 COME PICK THIS UP! YOU PICK IT UP! 115 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:34,394 COME PICK THIS UP! YOU PICK IT UP. 116 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:47,363 PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS ABOUT ME, BUT I'M A GREAT MATCHMAKER. 117 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:48,277 REALLY? 118 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:50,105 ABSOLUTELY. 119 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:52,281 REATHA, MEET JOE. 120 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:57,155 SEE, I, UH... I MATCHED HIM FOR MYSELF, 121 00:06:57,329 --> 00:07:01,464 BUT I HAVE NO TROUBLE FINDING YOU SOMEBODY ABSOLUTELY AS GOOD. 122 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,424 WELL...ALMOST AS GOOD. 123 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:07,122 ♪ OH, GIRL ♪ 124 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:19,482 EXCUSE ME, MISS. CAN YOU HELP ME A MINUTE, PLEASE? 125 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:20,657 I LEFT MY GLASSES AT HOME. 126 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:21,876 WHAT DOES THAT SIGN SAY? 127 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:22,877 I CA-- I CAN'T SEE IT. 128 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,533 NO PARKING? 129 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:29,318 YOU KNOW WHAT? BUT I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT IN A MINUTE. 130 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:33,322 THAT'LL DO IT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 131 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:34,628 GOODBYE! 132 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:35,890 - BYE! - BYE! 133 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,596 SHUT UP! 134 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:49,164 SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. I HAVE A DATE, 135 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:51,819 AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NOTHING STUCK IN MY TEETH. 136 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:54,125 COULD YOU CHECK THAT FOR ME? 137 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:55,997 SURE. OKAY. 138 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:58,347 WHAT IS TH-- OH, MY GOD! NO, YOU'RE FINE. 139 00:07:58,521 --> 00:07:59,391 OH, OKAY. 140 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:00,567 NOTHING THERE. 141 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:22,980 I HATE TO ASK YOU THIS, BUT I'M MEETING A GUY, 142 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:24,460 AND I SAID I'D BE SITTING HERE. 143 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:26,288 I DON'T WANT HIM TO THINK THAT WE'RE TOGETHER, 144 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:27,768 SO IF YOU DON'T MIND MOVING... 145 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:31,598 WHAT? BUT YOU ARE SITTING NEXT TO ME. 146 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:33,513 NO, BUT THIS IS WHERE I SAID I WOULD MEET HIM. 147 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:36,646 - HERE? RIGHT HERE? - RIGHT HERE. YEAH. 148 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,039 THANK YOU. 149 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:41,216 I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT A BLOCKER. 150 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:49,137 I WAS JUST LOOKING AT YOUR HANDS. 151 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,618 YOU'VE GOT ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL HANDS. 152 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,750 I'M A HAND-MODEL AGENT. 153 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:57,275 COULD YOU JUST SHOW ME SOME MOVEMENT? 154 00:08:57,449 --> 00:09:00,191 I THINK WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOU. 155 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:02,063 THIS COULD BE VERY LUCRATIVE. 156 00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:04,892 SIX, TIMES SEVEN FIGURES ON THESE DEALS. 157 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:06,241 ARE YOU LEFT OR RIGHT-HANDED? 158 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:07,895 I'M RIGHT-HANDED. 159 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:09,810 - DARN! - YEAH. 160 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,768 IF SOMETHING CHANGES, LET ME KNOW, OKAY? 161 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,553 DARN! 162 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,251 DARN. 163 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,696 STOP! 164 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:44,627 HEY, GUYS. CAN YOU TAKE MY PICTURE? 165 00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:45,889 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A PICTURE? 166 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:47,369 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SURE. 167 00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:49,197 OKAY. 168 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:51,155 I-I-IT'S LIKE TIME-LAPSED, 169 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:54,768 - SO JUST HOLD YOUR FINGER ON IT A LONG TIME. - SURE. 170 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,378 OKAY, AND GET THE PEOPLE IN BACK. 171 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:57,553 OKAY. OKAY? 172 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:58,641 A LITTLE LOWER. 173 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:01,644 OKAY. OKAY. YEAH. 174 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,080 THANK YOU. 175 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,868 A LITTLE LONGER. 176 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,661 A LITTLE LONGER. 177 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,100 A LITTLE LONGER. 178 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,539 A LITTLE LONGER. 179 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:32,153 ♪ I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE... ♪ 180 00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:33,763 YEAH. 181 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,286 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 182 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,374 UH, RAUL. 183 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:37,724 RAUL, YOU'RE A DOLL. 184 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,160 I'M ANN. OKAY. 185 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,378 NICE. HAVE A GREAT DAY. 186 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:41,771 THANK YOU. YOU TOO. 187 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:51,172 YOUNG LADIES, COULD I ASK YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING, PLEASE? 188 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:52,564 IT'S VERY PERSONAL, OKAY? 189 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,218 IF YOU GUYS WERE GOING OUT WITH A GUY, 190 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:57,918 WOULD YOU GUY TO GO WITH GLASSES OR WITHOUT GLASSES? 191 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,833 TAKE OFF YOUR GLASSES. 192 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,356 OKAY. 193 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,706 NOW, WOULD YOU LIKE HIM TO WEAR THE COLOR BLUE, 194 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,926 OR DO YOU LIKE HIM TO WEAR THE COLOR RED? 195 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,014 I LIKE BLUE BETTER. 196 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,233 OH! 197 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:10,582 GOT A HOT DATE? 198 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,759 NOW, DO YOU LIKE A GUY BALD, 199 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,499 OR DO YOU LIKE HIM WITH HAIR? 200 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,110 I LIKE, LIKE, REALLY LONG HAIR. 201 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,546 YOU LIKE LONG HAIR? 202 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:21,071 WELL, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS. HERE WE GO. 203 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,986 HOW'S THAT? 204 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,596 I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 8:00 TONIGHT. 205 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:25,728 WOULD THAT BE OKAY? 206 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,530 THERE. 207 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,359 FAIR WEATHER TODAY, HEY? 208 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,666 YEAH. 209 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:54,365 I HEAR THERE'S A STORM A-BREWING. 210 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,587 AND I'M GONNA GET ME A FISH TACO. 211 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,285 YEP. 212 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,216 JOANNE FROM NEW YORK WRITES, 213 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:22,045 "BETTY, MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME LAST WEEK." 214 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,743 AW, I'M SO SORRY, DEAR. 215 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:27,007 "DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS ON HOW TO DEAL WITH A BREAKUP?" 216 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,530 OHH. 217 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,097 BREAKUPS ARE NEVER EASY, 218 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,882 BUT HERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT WILL HELP YOU 219 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,362 GET OVER BEING DUMPED. 220 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,277 EAT ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU WANT, 221 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,801 WATCH EVERY BAD ROMANTIC COMEDY, 222 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,542 AND WHATEVER YOU DO, 223 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,587 DO NOT ONLINE STALK HIM. 224 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,807 I FEEL IT'S ALWAYS MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE 225 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,156 TO STALK IN PERSON. 226 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:56,079 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 227 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:59,735 COULD I JUST SET THIS IN HERE FOR JUST A SECOND 228 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:00,997 WHILE I FIND MY PHONE IN MY PURSE? 229 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,043 - YEAH, SURE. - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 230 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,132 THAT'S MY PERFECT HUSBAND. 231 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,437 OH. 232 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:09,179 I'VE BEEN MARRIED FOUR TIMES. 233 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,138 I'VE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF ALL OF THEM IN HERE. 234 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,053 RONALD'S IN THERE. 235 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,271 OH, IT'S -- OH, OH. 236 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:17,492 HELLO? UH-HUH. 237 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:18,710 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? 238 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,713 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? 239 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,716 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? 240 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,197 HELLO? 241 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,720 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? 242 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:35,249 OKAY. OKAY. 243 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,425 MAYBE YOU CAN HEAR ME. 244 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,005 YOU LIVE AROUND HERE? 245 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:54,964 - UH...BLOCK DOWN THAT WAY. - A BLOCK DOWN. 246 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:59,229 I'M LOOKING FOR 1600. THIS IS 1718. 247 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,449 I TELL YOU WHAT -- JUST... 248 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:04,495 WATCH THIS ONE SECOND FOR ME WHILE I TRY TO... 249 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,483 WHAT THE HECK?! 250 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:39,095 MAN! WHAT ARE YOU -- THESE ARE FOR KIDS! 251 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,798 DO YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? 252 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:58,375 HELLO! DO YOU HAVE TIME TO SIGN A PETITION FOR ME? 253 00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,203 IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT PETITION. 254 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,726 WHAT DO WE GOT? 255 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,424 THIS IS A PETITION TO END ALL PETITIONS. 256 00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,295 YEAH, WHAT'S THE PETITION? 257 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,906 YEAH. TO END ALL PETITIONS. 258 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,431 OH, IT'S LITERALLY A PETITION TO END ALL PETITIONS? 259 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,521 ALWAYS SIGN THE PETITION TO END ALL PETITIONS. 260 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,696 THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH. 261 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:15,958 THANK YOU. APPRECIATE IT. 262 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,438 - END ALL PETITIONS! - GOOD LUCK! 263 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:20,702 THANK YOU! APPRECIATE YOUR HELP. 264 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:26,577 THEY SAY CHILDREN LEARN MORE THROUGH PLAY THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 265 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:29,450 SO I'VE DECIDED TO TURN OUR PLAYTIME 266 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,322 INTO A VALUABLE LESSON. 267 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:37,327 AND THEN THEY FALL IN LOVE, AND GET MARRIED, 268 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,330 AND...THEN THEY GET DIVORCED, 269 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,593 AND THE WIFE GETS HALF OF EVERYTHING, 270 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,987 INCLUDING FUTURE EARNINGS... 271 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:48,034 BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE A PRE-NUP. 272 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,994 ♪ LET'S GO ♪ 273 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,565 I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT. HOW ARE YOU GUYS? 274 00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,697 GOOD. I'M DR. BLAKENEY. 275 00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:03,701 I'M WITH AN ORGANIZATION CALLED "DOCTORS WITHOUT OFFICES." 276 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,965 - HOW ARE YOU GUYS FEELING? - GOOD. 277 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,054 - NO STRESS AT ALL? - UH, WELL, YOU KNOW. 278 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,839 THERE'S ALWAYS A LITTLE STRESS. 279 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:15,539 MY DIAGNOSIS, YOUNG MAN, IS YOU NEED TO GET LAID. 280 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,150 CAN YOU WRITE ME A PRESCRIPTION FOR THAT? 281 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,587 YOU BET. 282 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,157 JUST SAY, "DOCTOR'S ORDERS." 283 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,948 SCUSE ME. COULD YOU HELP ME A MINUTE, PLEASE? 284 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,384 YOU KNOW TECHNOLOGY. 285 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,430 I'VE RUN OUT OF ALL KINDS OF BATTERIES. 286 00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:39,563 MY CART DOESN'T WORK, AND MY PHONE'S NOT WORKING. 287 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,130 MY NEPHEW PLUGGED IT IN 288 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,263 OVER THERE BY THAT BIG POLE, OVER THERE. 289 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,395 AND I HAVE TO CALL MY WIFE. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. 290 00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,136 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD FOLLOW THAT WIRE 291 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,790 AND SEE IF IT'S PLUGGED IN? 292 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,923 THANK YOU. JUST FOLLOW THE CORD. SEE WHERE IT GOES. 293 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,238 SHOULD BE RIGHT AT THE BASE. 294 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,197 OH, MY GOD. 295 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,676 WHERE IS IT? 296 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,069 IT GOES INTO THE OCEAN THERE. 297 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,288 IT GOES INTO THE OCEAN. 298 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:14,163 SIR? CAN YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF AND GO IN? 299 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:17,645 MAYBE WE COULD FIND THE END, 300 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,561 AND I COULD, UH, GET ANOTHER PLUG OR SOMETHING. 301 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,171 GO IN! 302 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,738 ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ 303 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,261 ♪ O-O-O-O-H ♪ 304 00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,176 ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ 305 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,438 ♪ O-O-O-O-H ♪ 306 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,006 SCUSE ME, LADIES. 307 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,181 COULD YOU DO US A FAVOR AND TAKE OUR PICTURE? 308 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:33,313 SURE. 309 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,531 OKAY, GREAT. THANK YOU. 310 00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,142 COUNT US DOWN NOW. 311 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,491 1, 2, 3. 312 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:38,666 POW! 313 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,842 OW! 314 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:41,930 LET ME PUT THAT ON MY FACEBOOK! 315 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,845 I KNOW. LET ME SEE. 316 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,205 HI. 317 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,425 CAN YOU HELP ME? 318 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,253 I JUST NEED TURNING A LITTLE BIT. 319 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,732 - YEAH, SURE. - THANK YOU. 320 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,517 OH, THAT'S -- 321 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,040 OH, THAT'S BETTER. I GET A LITTLE MORE SUN. 322 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,215 HOW IS YOUR DAY? 323 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,087 GOOD. THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU? 324 00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:09,958 WELL, I'M TRYING TO GET OVER YESTERDAY. 325 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,829 SO, I USE THIS. 326 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,831 OH, RIGHT. GREAT. FINE. 327 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,485 IT'S VODKA. 328 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,705 - YOU WANT SOME? - NO, I'M FINE. THANKS. 329 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:21,709 YOU TOO. 330 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,241 COULD I... COULD I ASK A FAVOR? 331 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,417 MY WIFE IS ON THE OTHER AISLE, RIGHT? 332 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,506 I'M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THIS STUFF. 333 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,640 IF YOU DON'T MIND, JUST LET ME PUT IT IN YOUR CART. OKAY? 334 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,468 AND I'LL PAY YOU WHEN WE GET OUTSIDE. 335 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,426 I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW, THOUGH. OH, THAT'S FINE. 336 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,515 I'M GONNA GRAB SOME MORE ICE CREAM AND STUFF, 337 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,430 AND I'LL MEET YOU OUT THERE. 338 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,389 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 339 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,968 HEY, LADIES. YOU MUST BE HERE FOR THE HOUSE PARTY. 340 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,840 COME ON OVER. WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME. 341 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,582 CHIPS? CHIPS? THE PARTY'S OVER HERE. 342 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:09,626 HOW ABOUT SOME SCOTCH? 343 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:10,975 LIKE SOME? 344 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,934 HELP YOURSELF. 345 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,675 OH, MY GOD! HERE COMES THE -- 346 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,547 WE'RE BUSTED! WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! COME ON! 347 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,941 THEY TOLD US NOT TO COME IN HERE ANYMORE! 348 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,770 Man: WELL, I LIKE DOING IT. YOU KNOW THAT I DO. 349 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,690 HI, LADIES. 350 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,779 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE GROUP I'M SINGING WITH. 351 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,781 WE SING HARMONIES. 352 00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,304 IT'S JUST A TERRIFIC GROUP, 353 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,524 AND WE'RE HAVING A CONCERT THIS WEEKEND. 354 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,135 - OH, OKAY. - THINK YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED? 355 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,310 WE'RE CALLED WAGON. 356 00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:44,487 OKAY? 357 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,668 WELL, EVERYONE, DIG IN. 358 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:56,760 IT'S VERY EASY TO FORGET THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE. 359 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:59,720 LUCKILY, MY GOOD FRIENDS AND "O.T.R." CAST 360 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:03,202 ARE ALWAYS HERE AT THE END OF THE DAY TO REMIND ME. 361 00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:06,248 BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED TODAY, 362 00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:09,512 IT'S THAT I CAN TALK WITHOUT MOVING MY MOUTH. 363 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:21,916 Woman: HELLO? 364 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,963 IS THAT WILD ENOUGH FOR YOU? IS THAT GREAT? 365 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,402 THERE'S A ROCK. 366 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:30,316 MMM. 367 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,194 THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR CUP. 24937

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