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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:16,538 EXCUSE ME. 2 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:28,854 HI. 3 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,118 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 4 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:33,511 COMPLIMENTS OF THAT LOVELY WOMAN. 5 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:35,644 BRIEFS, BOXERS, OR COMMANDO. 6 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:47,308 THEY SAY YOU SHOULD GET IN AT LEAST 45 MINUTES OF CARDIO A DAY 7 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:48,918 TO MAINTAIN YOUR HEALTH. 8 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:54,706 I FEEL BETTER ALREADY. 9 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:59,363 ♪ BAH BAH-BAH BAH BAH ♪ 10 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:02,671 ♪ BAH-AAAH-AAAH ♪ 11 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:08,329 EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU TEXT SOMETHING FOR ME? 12 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:10,418 YEAH, SURE. OKAY. 13 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:12,202 "CAN'T MEET FOR DINNER. 14 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:14,465 MET SOMEONE I REALLY LIKE." 15 00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:18,904 "HE WEARS SHORTS. 16 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:24,475 HE HAS RED SHOES AND A RED BEARD." 17 00:01:26,477 --> 00:01:28,523 IS THIS FOR ME, OR NO? 18 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,220 - OH, YOU THINK IT'S YOU? - YEAH. 19 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:33,310 NO. IN YOUR DREAMS. 20 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:35,965 OKAY. 21 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:47,455 COME HERE. COME HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU. 22 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:49,631 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME FREE SUSHI SAMPLES? 23 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:51,154 THEY'RE REALLY FRESH. 24 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:52,764 OKAY, LET ME SHOW YOU. 25 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:54,984 OH, NO. I DON'T KNOW. 26 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:56,420 MMM. 27 00:01:58,857 --> 00:02:00,076 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? 28 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:02,165 - NO. - MMM. 29 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:04,559 REALLY FRESH. 30 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,691 THANK YOU. 31 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:15,178 HELLO. I'M FROM NASA, AND WE'RE -- 32 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:16,745 MAY I TALK TO YOU FOR JUST A MOMENT? 33 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:18,138 SURE. 34 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,314 WE'RE BROADCASTING, BEAMING A LIVE EVENT 35 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,490 FROM THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION, 36 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,796 AND I WONDERED IF YOU'D BE A PART OF IT. 37 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,668 IT'LL JUST TAKE A MOMENT. WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR -- 38 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,191 YES? HOUSTON, YES, I DO. 39 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:29,932 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? NATALIE. 40 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:31,586 NATALIE. COME RIGHT HERE, NATALIE. 41 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,196 STAND RIGHT HERE FOR ME. 42 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,503 WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS THEY CAN SEE US, OKAY, 43 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:36,895 BUT WE CAN'T SEE THEM. 44 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,723 SO WHEN I GIVE YOU A COUNTDOWN, 45 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:41,073 YOU'RE GONNA PUT YOUR HAND STRAIGHT UP AND WAVE, ALL RIGHT? 46 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:44,120 WONDERFUL. I'M GONNA GET OUT OF THE SHOT AND BE RIGHT HERE. 47 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:46,470 OKAY, READY? THREE, TWO, ONE. 48 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:48,472 LOOK UP. WOULD YOU WAVE? JUST WAVE. 49 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,518 IT'S AN INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION. 50 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:52,433 VERY NICE. KEEP WAVING. 51 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:53,738 KEEP -- YES. 52 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:56,741 WE NEED TO KEEP -- LOOK UP. 53 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:59,396 KEEP WAVING. 54 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:03,139 THEY CAN SEE DOWN YOUR SHIRT. JUST COVER UP JUST A LITTLE. 55 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:05,837 ♪ HELLO, HELLO, HELLO ♪ 56 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:12,061 EXCUSE ME, SIR. COULD YOU PICK THAT UP FOR ME? 57 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:14,455 WHOO, YEAH. BEND IT OVER, BABY. 58 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:15,891 BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM. 59 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:17,501 LET ME MAKE IT RAIN, HONEY. 60 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:20,025 COME ON. LET ME MAKE IT RAIN. 61 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:24,987 ALL RIGHT. LET ME SEE YOU SHAKE IT A LITTLE BIT. 62 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,858 ALL RIGHT. WHOO! 63 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:29,774 THANK YOU. WHOO! I AM ENJOYING. 64 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:32,255 I'LL DATE YOU. 65 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:38,870 EXCUSE ME. YOUNG LADY, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP. 66 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:41,743 I'M WITH THE GOVERNMENT. I'VE GOT THIS FOREIGN DIGNITARY. 67 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:44,267 HE'S FROM SIAM, HE'S A PRINCE, 68 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:47,052 AND HE WILL NOT WALK ON A PATH 69 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,186 THAT ISN'T STREWN WITH ROSE PETALS. 70 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,970 I JUST NEED TO GET THIS GUY OVER HERE. 71 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,711 IF YOU WOULD, JUST STREW SOME -- 72 00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:55,713 IS THERE SOMETHING IN THERE? YEAH, ROSE PETALS. 73 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,672 COME. COME. ALL RIGHT. 74 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:00,936 YOUR HIGHNESS. 75 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:04,418 PETALS. MORE PETALS. PETALS. PETALS. 76 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:06,289 LOTS OF PETALS. 77 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:08,465 PETALS, PETALS. MORE, MORE. 78 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:10,902 OH, THE WIND IS BLOWING THEM AWAY. THAT'S TERRIBLE. 79 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:13,209 IT'S NOT RIGHT. IT'S ABSOLUTELY NOT RIGHT. 80 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,907 I WANT MORE PETALS. 81 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:17,735 - THANK YOU, DARLING. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 82 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:19,476 THANK YOU. 83 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:28,485 EXCUSE ME, HON. 84 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:30,182 COULD YOU HOLD THIS FOR JUST A SECOND? 85 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:32,010 I'M TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING IN MY PURSE, 86 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:33,447 AND I CAN'T -- I CAN'T FIND IT. 87 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,362 GOSH ALMIGHTY. I'VE HAD SUCH A DAY. 88 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:37,320 YOU'VE PROBABLY HAD A DAY LIKE THIS. 89 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:40,192 FIRST I DROPPED THE PHONE IN THE TOILET, AND IT WAS SO DISGUSTING. 90 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:41,846 EWW! 91 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,587 OH! 92 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,202 STILL AT IT. 93 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:53,075 I'M REALLY WORKING UP A SWEAT NOW. 94 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:01,344 HI. 95 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:03,303 - CAN I SIT OVER HERE? - SURE. 96 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:05,348 - OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - SIT WHEREVER YOU WANT. 97 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:08,046 - IT'S A LITTLE SUNNIER HERE. - EXACTLY. IT'S WARM. 98 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,266 BEAUTIFUL DAY. OH, MY GOODNESS. 99 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:11,746 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 100 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,008 I'M FROM ENGLAND. 101 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:15,053 FROM ENGLAND. OH, MY GOODNESS. 102 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:17,273 WELL, YOU'RE A VERY PRETTY GIRL. 103 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:18,796 YOU REALLY, REALLY ARE. 104 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:21,103 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YEAH. 105 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:23,758 OH, YOU SEE, THAT'S MY HEART-RATE MONITOR. 106 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:26,456 WHEN I GET EXCITED, YOU KNOW, WHEN I SEE PRETTY GIRLS, 107 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,240 IT GETS ME REALLY, REALLY EXCITED. 108 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,851 OH, GEEZ. 109 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:31,766 ESPECIALLY SOMEBODY LIKE YOU FROM ENGLAND. 110 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,900 I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST GETTING A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH. 111 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:38,512 IT COULD BE DANGEROUS. I BETTER GET AWAY FROM YOU. 112 00:05:38,686 --> 00:05:41,123 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT AND RELAX? 113 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:43,343 WELL, NO, THAT'S OKAY. I BETTER GO. 114 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,083 I GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU'RE REALLY A HEARTBREAKER. 115 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,868 WARNING. WARNING. 116 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:50,088 YOU'RE VERY SEXY, ALSO. YOU'RE VERY SEXY. 117 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:52,308 WARNING. WARNING. 118 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,528 DANGER. 119 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:02,971 GUYS, CAN YOU WATCH THIS A SECOND? 120 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:04,494 I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD. 121 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:06,496 - YOU MEAN TO WATCH THIS? - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 122 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:09,978 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. OH. THANK YOU. 123 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:12,284 - I GOT IT. - THANK YOU. 124 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:25,863 OH, ACTUALLY, SHE JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM. 125 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,648 SHE JUST ASKED ME TO WATCH THIS FOR HER. 126 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,737 YEAH. YEAH, RIGHT. OKAY. SURE. 127 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:32,653 YOU CAN GIVE HER A TICKET, BUT I'M DEAD SERIOUS. SHE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 128 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:35,133 WELL, THAT'LL BE GOOD WHEN YOU GO TO COURT WITH IT. 129 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:37,048 OH, I'M NOT GOING TO COURT. SHE WILL. 130 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:38,920 YEAH. YEAH, "SHE." 131 00:06:39,094 --> 00:06:43,272 OKAY, I GOT 45 OUTSTANDING VIOLATIONS ON THIS PLATE 132 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,579 THAT YOU HAVE ACCUMULATED. 133 00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:47,494 THAT'S NOT MINE. 134 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:49,974 ARE YOU REFUSING A TICKET? 135 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:52,020 - I'LL LEAVE IT FOR HER. - OKAY. 136 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:55,066 I'M SORRY. I'M VERY RESPONSIBLE. THIS IS NOT MINE. 137 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,199 YEAH, THAT'S WHY YOU PUT THE TICKET I JUST GAVE YOU THERE 138 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:59,201 - WHERE IT CAN BLOW AWAY? - AM I SUPPOSED TO HAND IT TO THE OLD LADY? 139 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:01,421 I'LL HAND IT TO THE OLD LADY WHEN SHE GETS BACK IF YOU'D LIKE, SIR. 140 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,118 YEAH, OLD LADY, HUH? 141 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,902 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 142 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:06,904 CAN I HAVE YOUR -- IS YOUR NUMBER -- IS YOUR BADGE ON HERE? 143 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,123 YOU BET. 144 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:09,864 THANK YOU. 145 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:11,648 WOW. 146 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:14,085 WHAT A PRICK. 147 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:24,400 HI, THERE. I WAS JUST GONNA READ ANOTHER LETTER FROM THE FANS. 148 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:26,141 "DEAR BETTY, 149 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:29,666 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HELPING THOSE POOR ANIMALS?" 150 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:30,972 OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL QUESTION. 151 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:36,847 I GOT INVOLVED WITH POOR ANIMALS WHEN I WAS AROUND 10. 152 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:41,069 WASN'T TILL I WAS 20 THAT I GOT INVOLVED WITH RICH ANIMALS. 153 00:07:46,378 --> 00:07:49,251 HEY, COME ON, MA. DANG! 154 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:55,475 GOD. 155 00:07:57,738 --> 00:08:00,175 EXCUSE ME. YOU GUYS LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS? 156 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:01,829 I LIVE WITH MY MOTHER. 157 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,700 SHE'S 97 YEARS OLD, AND SHE THINKS I'M A KID. 158 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:05,572 I STAYED OUT THE OTHER NIGHT, 159 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:09,271 I COME IN AFTER MIDNIGHT, AND SHE'S GIVING ME THE BLUES. 160 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,534 NOW, NOW, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 161 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,058 YEAH, MA. 162 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:16,408 NO, I'M NOT HANGING OUT WITH HER. 163 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,585 NO, SHE'S A BAD INFLUENCE, AND I KNOW IT. 164 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,021 BUT LISTEN, MA. 165 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:22,763 YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT SHE DOES TO ME. 166 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:37,212 UH, EXCUSE ME. 167 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,083 I'M WITH THE CITY, 168 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,564 AND OUR COMPUTER HAS FLAGGED YOU TWO AS A COUPLE. 169 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,087 WAIT! COME BACK! 170 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,873 I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND. 171 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:49,267 THE REALITY IS, OUR COMPUTER FLAGGED YOU AS A SEVEN 172 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:52,053 BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, FLAGGED HER AS FIVE. 173 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,795 SO I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU A FREE MAKEOVER. 174 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:57,449 - OH! - AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 175 00:08:57,624 --> 00:09:00,017 IF SHE'S NOT WILLING TO TAKE IT... 176 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:01,410 OH, YEAH. I GOT YOU. 177 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,325 OKAY. 178 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,196 ♪ OOH, GIRL ♪ 179 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,416 ♪ I LOVE THE WAY YOU WALK ♪ 180 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:11,986 SIR, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY A NEW FRAGRANCE? 181 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,335 IT'S FROM DENMARK. 182 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:15,424 IT'S GUARANTEED 183 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,034 TO ATTRACT THE WORST WOMEN YOU COULD PROBABLY ATTRACT, 184 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,254 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, YOU KNOW? 185 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:22,387 AND IT'S CALLED SLUETS. SLUETS. 186 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,085 HERE. TRY SOME ON YOUR HAND, OKAY? ALL RIGHT. 187 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,609 HOW'S THAT? SMELL THAT. GO AHEAD. HOW'S THAT? 188 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:27,915 YEAH. 189 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:30,004 OH ARE YOU WEARING SLUET? 190 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:32,049 OH! 191 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:34,095 GET OUT OF HERE. NO, NO. THAT'S THE -- 192 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,140 SIR, ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. I GAVE YOU THE WRONG ONE. 193 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:39,187 GIVE ME THE OTHER HAND. THIS IS THE YOUNG SLUETS. 194 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,189 HOW'S THAT? TRY IT, TRY IT, TRY IT. 195 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:42,843 SEE? YEAH. 196 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:44,975 - HUH? YOU LIKE THAT ONE? - THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 197 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:46,324 ARE YOU WEARING SLUET? 198 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:48,457 RIGHT HERE. 199 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,459 OH, MY GOSH. YOU SMELL SO GOOD. THANK YOU. 200 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,069 ARE YOU FREE LATER? 201 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:53,723 - YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. - YEAH? 202 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,769 GREAT. CALL ME. 203 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:57,901 THAT'S AWESOME, MAN. 204 00:09:58,075 --> 00:09:59,163 YES. 205 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:01,078 REMEMBER -- SLUETS. 206 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:03,080 SLUETS. SLUETS. 207 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,213 SLUETS. 208 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,741 WELL, THAT'S A DISAPPOINTMENT. 209 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,918 ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I COULD DO? 210 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,354 OKAY. 211 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:17,921 THANKS, JEFF. 212 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,706 WHAT'S WRONG, BETTY? 213 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,404 THAT WAS MY AGENT. 214 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:26,626 I JUST LOST OUT ON A ROLE IN THE "FIFTY SHADES OF GREY" SEQUEL. 215 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,758 WHAT HAPPENED? 216 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,500 THEY SAID I WAS JUST TOO YOUNG TO PLAY ANASTASIA STEELE. 217 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,808 HMPH! 218 00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:37,898 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH-OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪ 219 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,769 YOU EVER PLAYED CHICKEN? 220 00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,597 - HUH? - HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED CHICKEN? 221 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:42,859 NO. 222 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,252 YOU WANT TO PLAY? 223 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,906 NO. 224 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,082 YOU WANT TO PLAY CHICKEN? YOU WANT TO PLAY CHICKEN? 225 00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:50,693 - HUH? YOU WANT TO PLAY? - OH, MAN. 226 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:53,391 AH, COME ON. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 227 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,481 I GOT TO GO. I GOT TO GO TO WORK. 228 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,836 - I GOT TO GO TO WORK. - JUST MINUTE. JUST A MINUTE. 229 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,228 FOR WHAT? I GOT TO GO TO WORK. 230 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,926 I WIN! I WIN! 231 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,105 WANT TO PLAY CHICKEN? 232 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:14,238 WHOO, WHOO-WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO! 233 00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:17,720 WHOO! WHOO! 234 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:20,114 WHOO! WHOO! 235 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,907 I THINK I COULD. YOU KNOW WHAT? 236 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:35,042 I JUST GOT A TATTOO, AND I'M A LITTLE DISORIENTED. 237 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,176 ON MY CHEST. I WANT TO SHOW IT TO SOMEBODY. 238 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,831 YEAH. IT'S AN EAGLE -- A BIG EAGLE. 239 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,441 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 240 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,968 WHAT? WHAT'S FUNNY? WHAT IS IT? 241 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,404 THE EAGLE. 242 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,885 - THE EAGLE IS FUNNY? - IT'S VERY FUNNY. 243 00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:01,721 MOST SENIORS ARE RESISTANT TO NEW TECHNOLOGIES, 244 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,331 BUT I JUST LOVE IT. 245 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:06,203 IN FACT, I ALMOST ALWAYS USE TEXTING 246 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,423 INSTEAD OF CALLING THESE DAYS. 247 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:11,774 ALTHOUGH, I MIGHT HAVE TO RETHINK THAT. 248 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:14,734 I'M READY TO GO HOT-TUBBING, BETTY. 249 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:18,694 I MEANT TO TEXT JAMES, NOT JANE. 250 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,392 DARN AutoCorrect. 251 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,746 ♪ I KNOW IT'S EASY TO FORGET HER ♪ 252 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,660 ♪ I KNOW IT'S EASY TO FORGET IT ♪ 253 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,898 YIPPEE-AY-OH! 254 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,526 HELLO. THIS IS FOR YOU, SIR. 255 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,051 OH. THERE WE GO. 256 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:17,057 COMPLIMENTS OF THAT LOVELY WOMAN. 257 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,330 HELLO. 258 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:42,169 ♪ OOH ♪ 259 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,260 QUICK FAVOR. 260 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,523 I'M GONNA NEED THIS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER 261 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:49,829 FOR AFTER LUNCH. 262 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,221 I GOT TO MAKE A QUICK RUN. 263 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,570 YOU'RE GONNA BE THE BEST SECRETARY 264 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,311 IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. 265 00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:58,098 I KNOW THAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 266 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,376 HOW YOU GUYS DOING TODAY? 267 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,986 OH, GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 268 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,380 I'M GOOD. THANKS. 269 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,773 MY WIFE -- SHE JUST PASSED. 270 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,036 AW. 271 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,907 OH, NO. IT'S OKAY. 272 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,214 SHE PASSED THE G.R.E. EXAM. 273 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,000 SHE'S GOING BACK TO COLLEGE. 274 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,915 WHAT I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT IS, 275 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,918 WHAT IF SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH A YOUNG COLLEGE KID? 276 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,138 DO YOU THINK SHE'D LEAVE ME? 277 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,140 I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO WORRY. 278 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,143 YOU KNOW WHAT? THANKS. THANK YOU. 279 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,586 PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME, "BETTY, 280 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,154 HOW CAN YOU DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO 281 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,765 AND STILL KEEP IN TOUCH WITH THE FANS?" 282 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,550 THE TRUTH IS, I HAVE AN INTERN. 283 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,467 BY CALLING HER AN "INTERN," 284 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:08,168 I'M ABLE TO GET AROUND THOSE PESKY CHILD-LABOR LAWS. 285 00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:13,869 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 286 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,567 I JUST PICKED THIS UP FROM THE POST-OFFICE BOX. 287 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,526 COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND GET THIS TAPE OFF? 288 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,875 YEAH... 289 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:23,096 OH, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 290 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:31,756 I'M SO EXCITED. MY BOYFRIEND SENT THIS TO ME. 291 00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,109 OH. 292 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,415 DO YOU MIND? 293 00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:40,765 OH, HERE. 294 00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,162 THIS IS SO EXCITING. 295 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,427 OH, THANK YOU SO -- 296 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,444 OH, MY GOODNESS. 297 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:18,151 OH, YEAH. HE COULDN'T HAVE GONE TO ALL THIS TROUBLE FOR NOTHING. 298 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,892 OH, MY GOD. 299 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:24,113 OOH! OH, MY GOD! 300 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,289 OH, RECYCLE THESE FOR ME. I GOT TO GO TELL MY FRIEND. 301 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,467 YES! 302 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,567 YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY I COULD TALK TO. 303 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,743 - CAN I ASK YOU ONE QUESTION? - YES, CERTAINLY. YEAH? 304 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:49,312 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF A TEACHER DATING A STUDENT? 305 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,532 - HOW OLD IS THE AGE DIFFERENCE? - A LOT. 306 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,708 BUT I HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM. 307 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,579 HOW OLD IS HE -- OR SHE? 308 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,059 WELL... HOW OLD? 309 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,193 NOT VERY OLD. NOT VERY OLD? 310 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,198 - REALLY? - YEAH, SO JUST BE CAREFUL. 311 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:08,070 I JUST WENT BACK TO COLLEGE, AND HE'S MY SPAN-- 312 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,333 HE'S MY SPANISH TEACHER. 313 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,900 - AMAZING. I THINK IT'S OKAY. - OH, GOOD. 314 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,684 YOU GUYS GO FOR IT. 315 00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:16,600 HEY, THANKS. 316 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,304 EXCUSE ME, GUYS. YOU MIND IF I SIT HERE? NO. 317 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,001 - THANK YOU. - NO PROBLEM. 318 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,916 OOH! 319 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,571 - THIS IS MY FIRST COMIC-CON. - OH, GREAT. YEAH. 320 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,660 ACTUALLY, I'D LIKE TO TAKE MY GRANDSON. 321 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,053 OH, GREAT. 322 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:35,793 - BUT HE'S BEEN LYING TO ME. - OH, NO. 323 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:39,275 YEAH, I THINK HE'S BEEN SMOKING MARIJUANA. 324 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:42,974 I WENT IN HIS ROOM -- FOUND IT RIGHT IN HIS ROOM. 325 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,672 - OH, NO. - OH, MY GOSH. 326 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,804 IF HE HAD TOLD ME, WE COULD'VE SHARED IT. 327 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:51,766 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I'M FAIR, YOU KNOW? 328 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:55,857 BUT HE LIED. SO I JUST KEPT THE WHOLE THING. 329 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:59,121 YOU GUYS WANT TO GO ROLL UP A COUPLE OF DOOBIES? 330 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,558 - SERIOUSLY? - THANK YOU, THOUGH. 331 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,083 OKAY, WELL, I THINK I'M GONNA GO ROLL ONE UP, 332 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,998 AND THEN I'LL ROLL BACK IN HERE. 333 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,740 BY THEN, I'LL BE READY TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT, TOO, 334 00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,003 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 335 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,745 THAT IS SO RIGHTEOUS. 336 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,140 ♪ NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ 337 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,708 ♪ NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ 338 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,406 ♪ NAH NAH-NAH NAH ♪ 339 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,408 ♪ NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ 340 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,457 - HOW YOU DOING? - GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOU? 341 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,675 I'M DOING GREAT. 342 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,416 OH, NO, 343 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,202 BUT I GOT SOME REASONABLE, REASONABLE ADVERTISING SPACE 344 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,768 JUST FOR YOU GUYS. 345 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:41,076 YOU KNOW, FOR THE RIGHT PRICE, WE'LL TAKE THIS OFF, 346 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,731 AND WE'LL PUT YOUR NAME PERMANENTLY RIGHT ON HERE. 347 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:46,342 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? IS IT GOOD? 348 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:47,996 OH, ALL OVER THE WORLD. 349 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,998 I JUST TRAVEL ALL OVER ALL DIFFERENT PLACES, YOU KNOW? 350 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,304 IT'S JUST REALLY WONDERFUL. 351 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:52,914 YOU WANT THE NUMBER? 352 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:56,265 YEAH, I WILL. SURE, SURE. 353 00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,398 YEAH, PLEASE. DO IT. YES, HERE. 354 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,965 MAYBE I'LL BE HEARING FROM YOU, HUH? 355 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,184 MAYBE. TAKE CARE. 356 00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:04,099 SEE YOU LATER, BRO. 357 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,805 HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING? 358 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,112 - PRETTY WELL. YOURS? - DO YOU SUPPORT GOOD CAUSES? 359 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,593 ALL THE TIME. REALLY? I HAVE ONE THAT'S GREAT. 360 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,334 WOULD YOU CONSIDER SUPPORTING IT? 361 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:22,813 LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT IT IS. 362 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,686 OKAY, I'M TAKING SAMPLES OF PEOPLE'S HAIR. 363 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,472 WOULDN'T YOU LOVE TO JUST GIVE ME A SAMPLE? 364 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,692 A VERY SMALL SAMPLE, YES. 365 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,128 OKAY. OH, REALLY? 366 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,999 'CAUSE YOU SAID YOU SUPPORT GOOD CAUSES. 367 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,697 OKAY. 368 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,396 OH, YOU'RE SO KIND. 369 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,137 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW KIND YOU ARE. 370 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,052 - IT'S REALLY A GREAT CAUSE. - THANK YOU. 371 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,228 HAVE A GREAT DAY. YOU, TOO. 372 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,497 ♪ BAH ♪ 373 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,674 AND NOW "BETTY WHITE'S PEARLS OF WISDOM." 374 00:19:57,848 --> 00:20:01,156 EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE FRIEND...WITH BENEFITS. 375 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:05,204 NO, NOT LIKE THAT. 376 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:08,598 SO YOU CAN ALWAYS HAVE ACCESS TO CHEAP PRESCRIPTIONS. 377 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,562 EXCUSE ME. 378 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:20,262 KEEP WAVING. 379 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:22,438 MMM. 380 00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,179 WOW. 381 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,616 WHAT A PRICK. 382 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,966 OH, MY GOODNESS. 26753

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