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OKAY. 8 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,342 HI. 9 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:40,605 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 10 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,999 COMPLIMENTS OF THAT LOVELY WOMAN. 11 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:46,046 BRIEFS, BOXERS, OR COMMANDO. 12 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:55,620 HERE AT "OFF THEIR ROCKERS," WE HAVE ONE RULE, 13 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:58,623 BUT THEN EVERYBODY FORGOT THAT RULE. 14 00:00:58,797 --> 00:01:02,366 AND WE REALIZED WE REALLY NEVER GAVE A DAMN ABOUT RULES 15 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:03,759 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 16 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:06,849 SO WATCH YOUR BACK. 17 00:01:11,549 --> 00:01:13,508 EXCUSE ME, SIR, DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CELLPHONES? 18 00:01:13,682 --> 00:01:16,467 MY DAUGHTER SENT ME THIS, 19 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:18,774 - BUT THIS HAS A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE BATTERY LIFE. - OKAY. 20 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,210 SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT IF YOU RUB IT 21 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:21,777 ON A PARTICULAR FABRIC 22 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:23,735 THAT IT WILL RECHARGE THE BATTERY. 23 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:25,868 I WONDER IF I COULD JUST RUB IT RIGHT ON YOUR -- ON YOUR -- 24 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:27,565 SURE. OH, GREAT. OKAY. 25 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:29,785 OH, IT'S NOT WORKING. THIS PANTS STUFF IS GOOD. 26 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:31,395 LET ME JUST DO IT RIGHT HERE, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 27 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:34,268 BEND OVER JUST A LITTLE BIT, 'CAUSE IT'LL -- OKAY. 28 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:35,747 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 29 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:37,488 OH! OH, MUCH BETTER. 30 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:42,841 THANKS. IT'S A GOOD THING I DIDN'T CHARGE MY iPAD, HUH? 31 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:54,766 WHOO-HOO! YOU HAVING FUN BACK THERE, BILLY? 32 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,377 WHOA-HO! 33 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:59,206 OH, WHERE'D HE GO? 34 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:01,686 HE GOT AWFULLY QUIET ABOUT HALF A BLOCK AGO. 35 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:05,255 OH, WELL, HE CAN FIND HIS WAY HOME. 36 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:07,301 WHEE-HEE! 37 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:18,747 HI. 38 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:20,227 I KNOW THIS IS AWKWARD, 39 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:22,620 AND I KNOW YOU'RE AT WORK AND EVERYTHING, 40 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:25,232 - BUT I'M DATING YOUR EX. - WHICH ONE? 41 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,973 WHERE DID YOU LEAVE THESE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? 42 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,367 HE ASKED ME TO RETURN THEM TO YOU. 43 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,195 WHAT AN INSANE SACK OF CRAP. 44 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,371 THEY'RE YOURS. THEY'RE --NO, THEY'RE NOT MINE. 45 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:35,807 THEY'RE YOURS. 46 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:38,158 HE SAID THAT YOU WERE BITTER. I UNDERSTAND. 47 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:39,898 NO, I'M -- HE'S MINE NOW. 48 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:42,727 YOU KNOW WHO IT IS. 49 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,001 ARE MY EYES VERY RED? 50 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,133 NO, ACTUALLY, IT'S CLEAR. 51 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:58,874 REALLY? MM-HMM. 52 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,310 'CAUSE I'M ON BREAK, 53 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,094 AND IF MY BOSS SEES ME WITH RED EYES, 54 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:03,444 HE'LL MAKE ME TAKE A DRUG TEST. 55 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:04,314 OH, NO, YOU'RE CLEAR. 56 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:06,186 I WON'T PASS. 57 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,276 YEAH. 58 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,017 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 59 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,541 THANKS FOR TELLING ME. 60 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:34,170 HI. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 61 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,303 - HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING? - I'M GOOD. 62 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:40,176 - WE'RE COLLECTING FOOD TODAY TO SEND TO AFRICA. - OKAY. 63 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,309 AND SO I WAS WONDERING, IF YOU'RE ALMOST FINISHED, 64 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:43,875 IF YOU'D LIKE TO DONATE YOUR FOOD. 65 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:45,834 I'M SORRY? 66 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:49,185 THIS FOOD IS GOING TO AFRICA? YES. 67 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:51,274 A LOT OF OTHER CHARITIES, THEY TAKE A LITTLE OFF THE TOP. 68 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:54,277 THIS FOOD WILL BE BAD BY THE TIME IT REACHES AFRICA. 69 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:55,974 OH, NO, WE SEND IT TONIGHT. 70 00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:57,237 NO, THANK YOU. 71 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,542 THAT'S COOL. I'M GONNA EAT IT. 72 00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:01,110 EVEN IF YOU JUST HAVE A BITE LEFT, 73 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,285 EVERY BITE COUNTS. 74 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:04,287 THANK YOU. 75 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:13,992 HI, THERE. 76 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:17,039 TODAY I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANNOYING FACEBOOK POSTS 77 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:18,649 AND HOW YOU CAN BLOCK THEM. 78 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:20,434 ARE YOU READY? 79 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,740 BECAUSE THIS LITTLE TIP CAN REALLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 80 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:24,960 HERE GOES. 81 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:36,101 HI. MY FRIENDS AND I ARE RAISING MONEY FOR A CHARITY. 82 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,712 - CAN YOU DO IT? - OKAY. 83 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:41,019 OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET. 84 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:43,500 OKAY, LET'S GET WASHING. 85 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:52,553 ♪ OOH OOH-OOH-OOH OOH-OOH OOH ♪ 86 00:04:52,727 --> 00:04:57,122 ♪ HELLO, HELLO, HELLO ♪ 87 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:09,091 Betty: SOMETIMES I LONG FOR THE SIMPLER DAYS -- 88 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:11,876 THE FAMILY GATHERING AROUND THE RADIO, 89 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,922 CALLING PEOPLE ON A LANDLINE, 90 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:16,185 OR USING A STAMP TO SEND A LETTER. 91 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:20,276 BUT THEN I REMEMBER SNAPCHAT, AND I GET OVER IT. 92 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,540 UGH. EW. 93 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:32,680 EXCUSE ME, MISS. CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 94 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:37,424 I-I HEAR THE HIP THING IS THAT BOYS WEAR THEIR HATS BACKWARDS. 95 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,121 IS THAT -- THAT TRUE? 96 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:41,253 UM, YEAH, I GUESS. I GUESS SO. 97 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:42,777 GIRLS LIKE THAT, RIGHT? 98 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:44,735 UH, SOME GIRLS. 99 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:47,651 MAYBE I SHOULD DO IT MYSELF. WAIT A MINUTE. 100 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:51,742 IS THAT GOOD? IS THAT COOL? 101 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:52,874 THAT'S AWESOME. THAT'S COOL. 102 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:54,266 I LIKE THAT. 103 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:55,355 MAYBE I SHOULD WEAR IT LIKE THIS. 104 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:56,834 YEAH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 105 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:57,966 NO PROBLEM. HAVE A GREAT DAY. 106 00:05:58,140 --> 00:06:01,056 AND YOU, TOO, MA'AM. 107 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:14,330 EXCUSE ME. CAN I SIT HERE FOR A SECOND? 108 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:15,766 I GET MUCH BETTER PHONE RECEPTION HERE. 109 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:16,854 THANKS. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 110 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,247 GOOD. GOOD. 111 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,249 OH, I GOT THE BEST JOB. 112 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,251 I RUN A PHONE-SEX LINE. 113 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:23,557 OH. 114 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:25,472 I DO. IT'S SO EASY. 115 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:26,908 YOU CAN WORK ANYWHERE. 116 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:29,519 OH, I'VE GOT A CALL! 117 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:30,520 HELLO, BIG BOY. 118 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:32,087 I'M IN THE BEDROOM. 119 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:34,045 YES, I'M IN THE BEDROOM. 120 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:37,397 WHAT? WHAT AM I WEARING? 121 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:40,356 NOTHING. OH, YOU NAUGHTY BOY. 122 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,140 OH, MY GOD, I HAVE ANOTHER CALL. 123 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:43,838 OH, I HATE TO LOSE THIS. JUST HOLD THAT FOR ME FOR A SECOND. 124 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:45,448 JUST HOLD IT FOR A SECOND. 125 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:47,015 - MAN: Wait. Hello? - JUST TALK TO HIM FOR A MINUTE. 126 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:49,191 NO. HELLO, SWEETIE. 127 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:51,062 I'LL CUT YOU IN, I'LL CUT YOU IN. 128 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:52,150 I thought we were gonna talk. 129 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:53,630 OH, YOU BIG BOY. 130 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:55,371 Hello? 131 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:56,764 Sweet lips? 132 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:58,113 Sweet lips, where'd you go? 133 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:00,637 This is costing me a fortune. 134 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:10,691 GOOD. YOU'RE HERE. 135 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:13,389 I'LL DO ALL THE TALKING. 136 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:15,652 THE LAUNCH CODE AND ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED 137 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:19,264 TO GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY IS IN THAT ENVELOPE. 138 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,744 WHEN YOU GET OUT, 139 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:23,704 GIVE THE INFORMATION TO THE FALCON. 140 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:26,141 THEN LEAVE FOR GUATEMALA. 141 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:28,970 MY CODE NAME IS IRON FIST. 142 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:31,276 I'LL SEE YOU IN GUATEMALA. 143 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:45,900 IT'S YOU? IT'S YOU? 144 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:49,381 SIX MONTHS AGO, I WAS DOING A MAGIC ACT, 145 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,862 AND I TOLD YOU TO PICK A CARD. 146 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:54,430 THIS IS YOUR CARD. AM I RIGHT? 147 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:58,042 NO. NO? 148 00:07:58,216 --> 00:07:59,522 NO? IT WASN'T THIS CARD? 149 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:00,784 NO. 150 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,351 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 151 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:05,049 BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD. 152 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:10,925 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE BUS STOP IS? 153 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:12,274 I NEED SOME HELP. 154 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:13,493 I WAS SUPPOSED TO MARRY THIS GUY. 155 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:16,060 I CAN'T. I REALLY JUST CAN'T. 156 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:18,454 THERE'S A BUS STOP RIGHT THERE ON THE CORNER. 157 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:19,673 THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME. 158 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,892 THANKS! 159 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:24,939 EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU SEEN MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE? 160 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:26,331 MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE? 161 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,203 - SHE WENT THAT WAY? - BUS STOP. 162 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:31,162 OKAY. THANK YOU. 163 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:32,468 LET'S DO THIS. 164 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:35,558 WAIT UP, BABE! 165 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:38,518 WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME? 166 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,738 THESE ARE GORGEOUS, BETTY. 167 00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:42,957 THANK YOU. 168 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:45,350 UM, WHAT'S THIS ONE CALLED? 169 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,092 OH, THAT'S FRAXINUS EXCELSIOR. 170 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:51,182 MMM. AND WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 171 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,794 AMARYLLIS LUTES. 172 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:56,013 AND HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? 173 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,276 PRANKITICIUM SPICA. REALLY? 174 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,540 MM! 175 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:05,196 AND THE BEST PART IS, I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WATER IT. 176 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:09,897 EXCUSE ME, SIR. YEAH? 177 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:13,683 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CITE YOU FOR TAKING SELFIES. 178 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,511 I-I... WHAT? 179 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:16,991 NO, NO, I HAVEN'T. 180 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,035 YEAH. 181 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:19,471 WHERE? I DON'T... 182 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:21,648 THERE YOU ARE, RIGHT THERE. 183 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:22,997 YOU'RE JOKING. 184 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:24,651 LOOK, YOU CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THE CARS. 185 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:26,174 YOU CAN'T TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF. 186 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:27,479 YOU TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT I SHOT. 187 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,656 THAT'S THE CAR. 188 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,353 OKAY. HAVE A NICE DAY. 189 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:34,748 UM...OKAY. 190 00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:46,194 HI, EVERYONE. 191 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:48,762 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO READ AN E-MAIL FROM A FAN. 192 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:01,383 BE PERSISTENT, SPEAK UP, 193 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:04,125 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, LEAN IN. 194 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:07,824 YOUR CLEAVAGE LOOKS A LOT BETTER THAT WAY. 195 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,526 WONDER IF YOU COULD HELP ME FOR A SECOND. 196 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:15,876 OKAY, WHAT'S UP? 197 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,486 WELL, I HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM. 198 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,488 I TOLD MY WIFE I WAS GOING ON A BUSINESS TRIP 199 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:21,490 AND THAT THERE WOULD BE A LOT OF STATIC, 200 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,448 A LOT OF INTERFERENCE. YOU COULD HELP ME 201 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,537 IF I'D GET HER ON THE LINE 202 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:28,062 AND YOU COULD CRINKLE THE PAPER SO IT SOUNDS LIKE STATIC. 203 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,803 OKAY. IF YOU'D TAKE THIS. 204 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:32,066 WELL, LET ME GET HER ON THE PHONE. 205 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,415 H-HI, MARY. 206 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:36,070 MARY, I-I-I CAN HARDLY HEAR YOU. 207 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,812 OH, THE STATIC IS JUST AWFUL. 208 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,161 IT'S REALLY, REALLY BAD. 209 00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:41,815 CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING, 210 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,468 BUT I'LL TRY TO CALL YOU LATER. 211 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,340 OH, HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU SO MUCH? 212 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:47,342 - THAT WAS WONDERFUL. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 213 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,083 WHY ARE YOU LYING TO YOUR WIFE? 214 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,041 WELL, BECAUSE -- YOU KNOW WHAT? -- 215 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,783 EVERY NOW AND THEN YOU JUST KIND OF HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM THINGS. 216 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,363 HI. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 217 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,843 WHAT TIME? YEAH. 218 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,192 IT'S 3:20. 219 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:13,498 - OH, THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 220 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,283 YOU'RE SO PRETTY. THANK YOU. 221 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:16,850 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? 222 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,721 WELL, I'M A MODEL. 223 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,985 OH. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF CHANGING CAREERS? 224 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:25,467 - I'M A RECRUITER. - FOR? 225 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:26,555 AN UP-SCALE BROTHEL. 226 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:27,948 - PBHT! - OHH. 227 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:30,777 - THERE IS A BENEFIT. - MM-HMM. 228 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,169 I SLEEP WITH EVERY NEW RECRUIT. 229 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:33,562 YEAH, OKAY. 230 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,826 THANK YOU. I'LL BE IN TOUCH. 231 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,875 HI. YOU'RE SO NICE. WHAT DO YOU DO? 232 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:48,098 ♪ SING LA LA LA-LA LA LA ♪ 233 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:53,408 ♪ SING LA LA LA-LA LA-LA LA ♪ 234 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,329 HI. I'M CINDY. NICE TO MEET YOU. 235 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,070 - THANK YOU. - I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU. 236 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,506 I THINK YOU'RE REALLY CUTE. 237 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,464 WOULD YOU MAYBE WANT TO GRAB DINNER SOMETIME? 238 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,118 SURE. 239 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,425 I'VE BEEN SPOTTING YOU FROM ACROSS THE ROOM. 240 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:11,992 HERE'S MY NUMBER. OKAY. 241 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,298 AND THEN YOU CAN JUST FIGURE IT OUT. 242 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,605 BUT I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, 243 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,868 MY PARENTS ARE SUPER PROTECTIVE, 244 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,175 AND MY DAD HAPPENS TO BE IN TOWN 245 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,394 AND HE WANTED TO COME MEET YOU AND SAY HI. 246 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:24,395 HOW YOU DOING, SIR? 247 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,571 I'LL LET YOU CHAT 248 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,008 FOR A MINUTE. 249 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:31,751 HOW YOU DOING? 250 00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:00,214 SO? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 251 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,353 DAD! 252 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:12,313 DAD... 253 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:13,705 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 254 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,925 WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 255 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,841 FIGURE IT OUT LATER, 256 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:22,540 BUT I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE MY NUMBER BACK FOR NOW. 257 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,412 OKAY. 258 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,892 ♪ LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT, THERE'S A BIG WAVE COMIN' ♪ 259 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,938 ♪ AND IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR HEAD ♪ 260 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,419 ♪ LOOK OUT ♪ 261 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,946 EXCUSE ME, HON. COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 262 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,775 I JUST BOUGHT A CANDY BAR OVER AT THE DRUGSTORE, 263 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,603 AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THEY DIDN'T OVERCHARGE ME. 264 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:42,996 COULD YOU HOLD THAT FOR A SECOND? 265 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,259 I JUST NEED TO KIND OF SEE WHAT... 266 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:48,566 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 267 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,960 OH, GOD. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 268 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,876 OH, OKAY, OKAY. I THINK I'M GOOD. 269 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,878 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 270 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,315 WAIT. YEAH, THERE IT IS. 271 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,013 I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. GOSH. 272 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,102 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 273 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,988 HEY, WANT SOME BREWSKIS? I GOT SOME IN THE FRIDGE. 274 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,860 - YOU SERIOUS? - YEAH, GO FOR IT. 275 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:24,515 HERE YOU GO. LET ME HELP ME, LET ME HELP YOU. 276 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,648 YEAH, IT'S LEGAL. GO FOR IT. 277 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,780 THANKS. YEAH, TAKE IT. 278 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,521 SERIOUSLY? YEAH. 279 00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:33,568 I'M ALREADY SMASHED, MAN, SO YOU CAN FINISH THAT FOR ME. 280 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,700 PARTY ON. 281 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,151 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. 282 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,631 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A SPOT OF COFFEE? 283 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:54,937 HOW MUCH IS IT? 284 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,765 OH, IT'S NOT -- IT'S FREE. 285 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,593 OH. I'LL TRY A CUP, THEN. 286 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,464 OKAY. UH, DO YOU HAVE A CUP? 287 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:01,944 NO. 288 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,511 WELL, MAYBE IF YOU JUST CUP YOUR HANDS -- 289 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:06,035 YEAH -- IT MIGHT JUST BURN JUST FOR A LITTLE. 290 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:12,999 THAT WAS GOOD. 291 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,870 YEAH, IT'S OUTSTANDING, ISN'T IT? 292 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,177 SURE, BUT DO YOU HAVE A CUP I CAN HAVE? 293 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,526 - NO, I DON'T HAVE A CUP. - OH, NO. NO, THANK YOU. 294 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,788 WELL, THE NEXT TIME. 295 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,181 OKAY, THANKS. ALL RIGHT? 296 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,660 YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 297 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,112 GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE. 298 00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:51,341 MY FRIEND ANN AND I -- WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT, 299 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,648 IF WE WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND, 300 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,390 WHAT'S THE ONE THING WE'D WANT TO BRING WITH US. 301 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,392 I'D WANT TO BRING MY PHOTO ALBUMS 302 00:15:58,566 --> 00:15:59,871 OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. 303 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,308 OH! 304 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:06,008 I'D WANT TO BRING A BIG, STRONG ROD. 305 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:08,924 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DEAR? 306 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:09,925 I'M LOOKING FOR 307 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,144 THE BIG, STRONG GUY 308 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:12,841 NAMED ROD TO WALK IN HERE. 309 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,190 GUY? 310 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,671 I'M TALKING ABOUT MY WALKING STICK. 311 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:20,327 OH, GEEZ, ANN, I'M NOT THAT PREDICTABLE, AM I? 312 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,024 SORRY, BETTY. 313 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,766 GET OUT OF HERE, ROD. 314 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,341 EXCUSE ME. 315 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:37,822 HI. I'M DOING THIS CROSSWORD PUZZLE. 316 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,476 I WAS WONDERING, 317 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:43,393 DO YOU KNOW A 6-LETTER WORD FOR A GROUP OF PLATYPUS? 318 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,830 NO. YOU DON'T? 319 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,180 OKAY, YEAH. 320 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,790 HOW ABOUT A 4-LETTER WORD 321 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:52,402 FOR CASUAL SEX? 322 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:59,279 WOULDN'T IT BE... 323 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,845 DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?! 324 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:05,241 REALLY? HONESTLY! 325 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,993 COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR JUST A MOMENT? 326 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,777 I'M HAVING A VERY TROUBLING DAY, 327 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,302 AND MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT. 328 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:25,000 I'M FEELING GUILTY BECAUSE I'M HAVING TROUBLE 329 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,871 KEEPING MY VOW OF ABSTINENCE. 330 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,960 SEE, I MET THIS GUY. 331 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:32,312 I'VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE. 332 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:35,271 NOW, WE DID DO A LITTLE, I THINK THEY CALL IT, 333 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,621 DRY-HUMPING IN THE BACKSEAT OF HIS CAR. 334 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,319 BUT I HAD MY HABIT ON, 335 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,061 SO THAT COUNTS AS A FORM OF ABSTINENCE, DON'T YOU THINK? 336 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:43,714 HELL, NO. UH-OH, REALLY? 337 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,586 YOU CAN'T BE DOING THAT IF YOU ABSTINENT. 338 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,805 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? YOU CAN'T BE DOING NO -- 339 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,459 DON'T PUT YOURSELF IN THAT POSITION. 340 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,331 BUT YOU -- YOU SHOULD SEE HIM. 341 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:54,073 ALL IN BLACK, WITH THAT LITTLE, WHITE SEXY COLLAR. 342 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,162 I MEAN, OH, MY GOODNESS. I -- WHOO! 343 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,512 NO, REALLY, I NEED TO TAKE A COLD SHOWER 344 00:17:58,686 --> 00:17:59,861 JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 345 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,645 - YEAH. JUST PRAY. - YEAH, I WILL PRAY. 346 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,126 THANK YOU. YOU'VE HELPED ME SO MUCH. 347 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,607 OH-HO-HO. BLESS YOU! 348 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:27,715 WHAT DO YOU DO? 349 00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,456 THAT'S MORE THAN MY SON DOES. 350 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:32,023 I CAN'T GET HIM TO WORK. 351 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,895 Y-YOU'RE SUCH A NICE GUY. 352 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,941 AND YOU'RE VERY POLITE. 353 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,511 YOU KNOW, THIS MAY SOUND SILLY. 354 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:44,862 I THINK I'D RATHER HAVE YOU IN MY WILL THAN MY SON. 355 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,995 YOU'RE A HELL OF A LOT NICER. 356 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,562 THAT'D BE NICE, BUT... 357 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,347 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU... 358 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,262 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIGN. 359 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,484 JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE. 360 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,402 OKAY. MY LAWYER WILL BE IN TOUCH WITH YOU. 361 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,404 THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY. 362 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,885 WELL, EVERYONE, DIG IN. 363 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,626 MM! 364 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,151 THE SIX OF US HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT TOGETHER. 365 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,240 WE'VE LAUGHED, WE'VE CRIED, 366 00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,981 WE'VE CRIED LAUGHING. 367 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:03,158 BUT IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM ALL THIS, 368 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:06,509 IT'S THAT WHEN YOU GET TO BE AS OLD AS WE ARE, 369 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:10,339 YOU YOUNG PEOPLE WILL LET US GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. 370 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,865 IT MIGHT JUST BURN JUST FOR A LITTLE. 371 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,302 BEND OVER JUST A LITTLE BIT. 372 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,698 - BUT I'M DATING YOUR EX. - WHICH ONE? 373 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,833 I'M SORRY? WHAT AM I WEARING? 374 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,314 DON'T PUT YOURSELF IN THAT POSITION. 375 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,141 HEY, WANT SOME BREWSKIS? 376 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,621 THIS IS YOUR CARD. 377 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,493 I SLEEP WITH EVERY NEW RECRUIT. 378 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,147 OH, THE STATIC IS JUST AWFUL. 379 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,847 - THEY'RE YOURS, THEY'RE YOURS. - I DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR. 26204

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