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Sister:
EXCUSE ME, FELLAS.
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DO YOU KNOW IF THERE'S
A COFFEE SHOP AROUND HERE?
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I'M SO --
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YEAH, GO AND MAKE
A LEFT RIGHT HERE.
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♪ UP IN THE CLUB LOOKING FLYER
THAN A MOTHER ♪
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OOH.
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♪ ME AND MY TEAM HIGHER
THAN A MOTHER ♪
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♪ WALK AROUND THE CLUB
LIKE ♪
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IT'S THE VATICAN.
I HAVE TO TAKE IT. OKAY.
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HOLY FATHER!
WHAT'S UP?!
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YES!
OH, THANK YOU, FATHER!
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OH, YES.
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EXCUSE ME, MISS?
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
TODAY'S SPECIALS?
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HI,
AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
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ARETHA AND ANN AND I
ARE STARTING OFF THE SHOW
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WITH A TOAST.
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HERE'S TO BEING YOUNG,
HOT, AND SINGLE.
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YOUNG?
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OKAY.
HERE'S TO BEING HOT AND SINGLE.
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I'M ONLY HOT
IN FLASHES NOW.
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HERE'S TO BEING SINGLE.
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DO WE REALLY WANT
TO DRINK TO THAT?
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AT THIS POINT,
I'LL DRINK TO ANYTHING.
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DO YOU HAVE
A KEY OR SOMETHING,
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THAT I COULD JUST SLIP
THIS OPEN?
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CAN YOU HELP ME OPEN IT?
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I BOUGHT THIS ON THE INTERNET
FROM RUSSIA.
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OH! OH!
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OH, MY NEW HUSBAND!
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THANK YOU!
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THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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- I WAS SO COLD.
- THANK YOU!
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THANK YOU!
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- I LOST MY DOG.
- YOU LOST YOUR DOG?
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I LOST HIM. I LOST HIM.
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- WHAT KIND OF DOG IS IT?
- YAMA!
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HE'S A MUTT.
WHITE HAIR, BROWN EYES.
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YAMA.
HERE, YAMA.
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OH, HERE HE IS.
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OH, YOU'RE SUCH A BAD BOY!
OH, MY GOD!
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NOW, DON'T LET THIS
HAPPEN AGAIN!
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NOW, WAIT A MINUTE!
STOP IT! YAMA!
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HEY! OH, MY GOD!
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PULL OVER.
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I SAID PULL OVER.
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UP YOURS, COPPER.
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I DON'T CARE.
UP YOURS.
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PULL OVER!
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DAMN IT!
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HEY. HEY. YOU.
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CAN YOU HEAR?
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NO.
DAMN TEENAGERS.
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EXCUSE ME.
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CAN I GET YOU TO ADD YOUR
SIGNATURE TO A PETITION
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TO LOWER THE COST
OF HEARING AIDS?
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OH, I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT A REGISTERED VOTER.
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I'M SORRY,
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
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I'M NOT A REGISTERED VOTER
OR ANYTHING.
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I'M SORRY. COULD YOU SPEAK
A LITTLE LOUDER?
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I'M NOT --
I'M NOT FROM CALIFORNIA.
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I'M NOT --WHAT --
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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I DON'T LIVE HERE.
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I'M SORRY,
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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TRY THIS EAR.
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I DON'T LIVE HERE.
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WHAT?
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I'M NOT FROM CALIFORNIA.
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CAN I GET YOU
TO SIGN THIS PETITION
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TO HELP LOWER THE COST
OF HEARING AIDS?
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NO, SORRY.
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WHAT?
NO.
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WHAT?
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- NO. NO. N-O.
- WHAT? WHAT?
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NO, SORRY.
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WHAT?
NO!
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WELL, LOOK, IF YOU
DIDN'T WANT TO SIGN IT,
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YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST
SAID NO.
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I SAID NO
THE FIRST FIVE TIMES.
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EXCUSE ME, SIR.
HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
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YOU HAVE TO WEAR
THIS HARD HAT.
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SOMEONE WILL TAKE IT
ON THE OTHER END.
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WE GOT A CRANE COMING OVER.
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- REALLY?
- YEAH, JUST --
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THANK YOU.
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I'LL TAKE THE HAT.
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THANKS FOR YOUR COMMITMENT.
THANK YOU.
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COULD I ASK YOUR ADVICE?
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SURE.
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I DID SOMETHING.
I GOT TO TELL MY WIFE.
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IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN,
BUT I DID SOMETHING REALLY BAD,
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AND IT ONLY LASTED FOR A MINUTE,
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT HAPPENED,
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AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL
I CAN DO ABOUT IT.
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UM...
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I DELETED EVERYTHING
ON THE DVR.
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DO YOU THINK SHE'D FORGIVE ME
IF I GAVE HER THESE FLOWERS?
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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IF YOU TALK TO HER
AND, LIKE, REALLY TELL HER,
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LIKE,
HOW YOU REALLY FEEL.
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IF YOU TELL HER BEFORE
SHE FINDS OUT WHAT YOU DID.
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DAMN.
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YEAH.
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HELL, I WISH I WOULD HAVE HAD
AN AFFAIR, YOU KNOW?
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THANKS, ALL RIGHT?
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I'VE GOT SO MUCH GOING ON NOW.
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BUT PART OF KEEPING MY LIFE
ORGANIZED
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IS BEING ABLE TO DELEGATE
SOME OF THE MORE ROUTINE TASKS.
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I'M ALL DONE
WITH THE FLOORS.
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WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO DO NEXT?
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OOP. IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU MISSED A SPOT.
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OH.
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EXCUSE ME,
I JUST GOT AN EMERGENCY TEXT,
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AND I DON'T HAVE
MY GLASSES.
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COULD I TROUBLE YOU
TO READ THIS FOR ME?
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UM, YEAH. SURE.
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"OH, YEAH. I'M NOT KIDDING.
THE TEST CAME BACK POSITIVE.
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I HAVE CHLAMYDIA
AND SO DO YOU, TOO."
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OH.
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"THAT ALSO MEANS ALAN HAS IT
AND DONNA, JEFF
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AND LILY AND ROBIN
AND --"
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OH, MY GOD.
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"AND BARRY AND TINA.
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"SEND THEM A FACEBOOK MESSAGE
OR SOMETHING.
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THIS SUCKS. "OH, NO.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR READING IT.
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I'M NOT EVEN SURE
WHO WAS THERE THAT NIGHT.
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REALLY? CHLAMYDIA?
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UGH!
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SINCE I STARTED
MY OWN CLOTHING LINE,
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I'VE LEARNED A LOT
ABOUT MARKETING.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SELL.
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I MEAN, I COULD SELL TRASH
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IF IT WERE WRAPPED UP
IN A PRETTY PACKAGE.
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INTRODUCING BETTY WHITE COUTURE.
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IT GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING
TO THE WORDS "TRASHY OUTFIT."
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- AAAAAAAAH!
- OH, CRAP!
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DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS?
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HI.
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I'D LIKE TO INVITE YOU
TO A SUPPORT GROUP.
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I CAN TELL IN YOUR FACE.
YOU'RE A VIRGIN. NO!
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I'D LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO
A SUPPORT GROUP FOR VIRGINS.
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TO KEEP YOU --
YES.
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YOU HAVE THAT LOOK.
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YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
AND YOU LOOK LIKE --
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YEAH. YOU LOOK LIKE
A VIR-- OH, NO.
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YOU LOOK SO PURE.
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AND THIS WILL HELP YOU
STAY PURE.
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OH, YEAH?
YEAH.
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WOULD YOU THINK
OF COMING?
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UH, I PROBABLY
CAN'T MAKE IT.
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I SURE WOULD LIKE YOU
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OKAY.
KEEP YOU FROM TEMPTATION.
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BYE.
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SEE YOU SOON.
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EXCUSE ME.
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WE'RE HAVING A SPECIAL
ON FOOT-LONG SANDWICHES,
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BUT SOMEBODY ORDERED
THE WRONG BREAD.
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AND I GOT TO MAKE SURE
THEY'RE A FOOT LONG,
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OTHERWISE MY BOSS
IS GONNA KILL ME.
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SO, LIKE, YOUR FOOT LOOKS,
LIKE, PRETTY GOOD.
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CAN I USE YOUR FOOT
TO MEASURE IT?
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I JUST WANT TO MEASURE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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OKAY. LET'S SEE.
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SO, OKAY, DO YOU THINK
THAT LOOKS LIKE A FOOT?
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YEAH.
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OKAY.
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CAN I USE YOUR FOOT AGAIN?
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I GOT A CUSTOMER WAITING,
OKAY? OKAY.
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- OKAY. THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
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THESE SANDWICHES
ARE GONNA BE DELICIOUS.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU!
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HI. HI.
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?
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SURE.
OKAY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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JUSTIN.
JUSTIN, HI.
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HI.
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MY NAME IS PETER GREEN.
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I'M A PERSONAL INJURY
ATTORNEY. OH, OKAY.
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LISTEN,
I GOT AN OPPORTUNITY.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE
A BUNCH OF MONEY
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WITHOUT REALLY
DOING TOO MUCH?
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DOING WHAT? WELL,
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS,
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YOU KNOW, KIND OF "GET HURT"
A LITTLE BIT.
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HERE?
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YEAH, LOOK, SEE?
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YOU PUT THE WATER DOWN,
RIGHT?
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GO AHEAD, TAKE A WALK,
YOU SLIP ON THE WATER,
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YOU WIND UP
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WITH A BIG SETTLEMENT.
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IT'S CALLED
A SLIP-AND-FALL.
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HAVE YOU GOT ANYONE
TO DO IT YET?
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HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.
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REALLY?
YEAH.
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AND THEY MAKE MONEY?
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MAKE MONEY?
MOST OF THEM HAVE YACHTS.
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OKAY, JUSTIN.
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WELL, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
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OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
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WHY DON'T YOU WALK THIS WAY
SO YOU CAN SLIP ON THE WATER?
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ALL RIGHT.
GO AHEAD.
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ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
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OKAY.
WHOA.
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HEY! THAT'S IT.
GOOD REHEARSAL.
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SIR? SIR?
I HEAR YOUR FOOTSTEPS.
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COULD YOU HELP ME
A MINUTE, PLEASE?
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WELL, I'M BABYSITTING
MY GRANDCHILD,
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AND I DON'T HEAR ANY NOISE
IN THERE,
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AND I'M JUST WONDERING
IF EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT.
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WOULD YOU CHECK, PLEASE?
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THERE'S NO BABY
IN THERE, MAN.
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THERE'S NO BABY THERE?
OH, MY GOD. OH!
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MY DAUGHTER
IS GONNA KILL ME.
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PEOPLE THINK THINGS HAVE CHANGED
SO MUCH SINCE I WAS A KID.
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WELL, THEY HAVE
AND THEY HAVEN'T.
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I MEAN, I STILL ENJOY
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GETTING AN ICE CREAM
FROM THE ICE-CREAM TRUCK,
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BUT, THEN AGAIN, SWINGING HAS
TAKEN ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING.
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Man: YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN,
ASK HIM?
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GO AHEAD.
HELLO.
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- HI. HOW YOU DOING?
- HOW ARE YOU?
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I'M GOOD.
MAY I SIT?
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- YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
- OH, THANK YOU.
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OH, YOU'RE DRAWING, HUH?
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YEAH.
OH, WOW.
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OKAY. LISTEN.
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MY WIFE AND I, WE WANT
TO GET IT ON, YOU UNDERSTAND?
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WE WANT TO BANG,
BUT THE THING IS
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HE CAN'T GET IT UP
UNLESS SOMEBODY'S WATCHING.
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YEAH.
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YOU LIKE TO WATCH?
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UM, I'VE NEVER WATCHED
BEFORE, ACTUALLY.
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REALLY?
NO.
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WELL, THIS MIGHT BE
A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR YOU.
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RIGHT.
236
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,219
IT WON'T TAKE VERY LONG.
237
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:39,568
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
238
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,265
I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS,
ACTUALLY.
239
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,006
THANK YOU GUYS VERY MUCH.
240
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,182
WELL, MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.
241
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,097
HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S MISSING.
242
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,795
I KNOW.
THANKS ANYWAY.
243
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,275
YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
WE'LL BE AT THE SNACK BAR.
244
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,682
Man: EXCUSE ME.
245
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,510
CAN I GET YOU TO DO SOMETHING
FOR ME FOR ONE SECOND?
246
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,642
SOMEONE'S GONNA COME
AND PICK UP THIS CAKE,
247
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,035
AND I GOT TO RUN IN
AND GET MY WALLET.
248
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,689
IT'LL TAKE ME ONE SECOND.
249
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,343
I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE IT
RIGHT HERE FOR ONE SECOND.
250
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,084
- OKAY.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
251
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,921
AIII-YAH!
252
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:31,315
AIII-YAH!
253
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,410
WHOA!
254
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,064
THAT GUY JUST CAME OVER
AND KARATE-CHOPPED THE CAKE.
255
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:44,502
WHAT?
WHAT THE -- HEY!
256
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,723
THAT GUY RIGHT THERE?
257
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:48,898
HEY!
258
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,682
♪ WHAT DO YOU SAY ♪
259
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:51,771
YOU!
260
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:52,989
♪ WHAT DO YOU SAY ♪
261
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,382
WHAT DO YOU -- HEY!
262
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,777
OH, HELLO, THERE.
263
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,909
MY PROTéGé AND I
ARE JUST REHEARSING
264
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,519
OUR AWARD SHOW ETIQUETTE.
265
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:04,174
AND THE WINNER IS...
266
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:05,175
NOT YOU.
267
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,742
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
268
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,309
SMILE.
269
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,528
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE THINKING,
"IT SHOULD BE ME,"
270
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:14,010
YOUR FACE MUST READ,
"I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU."
271
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:27,197
EXCUSE ME.
THIS IS FOR V.I.P.s ONLY.
272
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:30,331
CAN YOU JUST FORM
A LINE RIGHT HERE?
273
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,289
IS YOUR NAME
ON THE V.I.P. LIST?
274
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,641
WELL, THIS IS FOR V.I.P.s.
275
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,817
AH, MISS SIMON.
276
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,340
PLEASE COME IN.
COME IN.
277
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:40,907
THANK YOU SO MUCH, ROSCOE.
278
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,560
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
279
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:45,825
OKAY, JUST --
YES, JUST FORM A LINE HERE.
280
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,391
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
281
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,142
CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR,
PLEASE?
282
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,840
COULD YOU TAKE A PICTURE?
283
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,407
I'M VISITING HERE.
HERE, LET ME --
284
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,409
I WANT YOU TO GET
THE FERRIS WHEEL IN THE BACK.
285
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,455
THIS IS FOR MY WIFE.
286
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,152
READY, READY?
YEAH.
287
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,634
OKAY, TAKE ONE MORE.
288
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,636
THIS IS FOR MY EX-WIFE.
289
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,681
OKAY, YOU READY?
OKAY.
290
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,815
IT'S GOOD.
291
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:23,166
SHE WAS A BITCH.
DIDN'T LIKE HER AT ALL.
292
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,429
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR
DOING THAT. THANKS A LOT.
293
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:41,445
HERE WE ARE, HENRY.
FAVORITE TREE.
294
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:44,579
THERE'LL BE LEAVES ON IT
IN THE SPRING.
295
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:45,362
DON'T WORRY.
296
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,495
I'M GONNA MISS YOU, HENRY.
297
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,540
OH.
298
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,067
OH, NO, THIS IS HENRY.
299
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,372
MY HUSBAND.
300
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,810
THIS WAS
HIS FAVORITE TREE.
301
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,378
IN THE SPRING,
THERE ARE LEAVES
302
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,859
AND IT'S NICE AND SHADY
303
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,688
AND THIS TIME OF YEAR,
YOU GET THE EVENING SUN.
304
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:09,821
I PROMISED HIM
I'D LEAVE HIM HERE.
305
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:12,955
IT'S BEEN ABOUT A MONTH,
306
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,436
BUT IT TOOK AWHILE
TO GET HIM CREMATED.
307
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,616
WELL, HE'LL BE HAPPY NOW.
HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE.
308
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,402
THERE YOU GO.
309
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:28,405
AND JUST BE CAREFUL
WHEN YOU LEAVE.
310
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:31,191
BYE, HENRY.
I MISS YOU.
311
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,738
GO AHEAD.
312
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,827
OH, GO AHEAD.
313
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,658
♪ YOU BETTER RUN ♪
314
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,486
♪ HE'S GONNA COME ♪
315
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,706
YOU GOT A SECOND?
316
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,360
SURELY.
317
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,014
YOU'RE FROM
THE YOUNGER GENERATION.
318
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:17,150
OKAY, SO, I'M GOING TO A CLUB
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
319
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:21,110
AND MY GRANDSON SUGGESTED
I STUFF MY PANTS.
320
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,765
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHICH ONE TO USE.
321
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,114
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
322
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,203
SOME ADVICE WOULD BE
REALLY APPRECIATED.
323
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,292
HONESTLY, I WOULD
SUGGEST YOU DO NEITHER.
324
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:30,946
IT IS A HORRIBLE IDEA.
REALLY?
325
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,730
THINK OF THE LOGISTICS
INVOLVED.
326
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,994
HOW ARE YOU GONNA KEEP ONE
OF THESE IN PLACE?
327
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,865
WELL...
WHERE'S IT GONNA GO?
328
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,868
WELL, LOOK,
IF I PUT IT IN HERE, RIGHT...
329
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,001
WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU'RE DANCING
330
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,437
AND YOU CRUSH IT
AGAINST YOUR LEG?
331
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,178
THAT'S JUST GONNA BE
A MESS.
332
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:46,875
OH, MAN.
WELL, I COULD --I HOPE THAT HELPS.
333
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,399
WELL, I'D HAVE TO BE DANCING
KIND OF LIKE THIS, WOULDN'T I?
334
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,749
TO MAKE IT WORK.
335
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,403
RIGHT?
INDEED.
336
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,449
RIGHT.
HEY, YOU NEED A FLASHLIGHT?
337
00:16:56,885 --> 00:17:00,758
OKAY. WELL, THANKS.
YOU'VE BEEN TERRIFIC.
338
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,555
DELILAH FROM PITTSBURGH ASKS,
339
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,645
"BETTY,
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE RECIPE?"
340
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,039
THANKS FOR YOUR QUESTION,
DELILAH.
341
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:24,608
MY FAVORITE RECIPE IS TOMATO
SOUP MIXED WITH COFFEE GROUNDS,
342
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:28,569
FISH STICKS, PEANUT BUTTER,
AND SUGAR.
343
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:32,094
BASICALLY,
IT'S A RECIPE FOR DISASTER.
344
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:36,316
IF EVERYONE THINKS YOU CAN'T
COOK, THEN YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO.
345
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,933
HEY. EXCUSE ME.
UM...
346
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,979
I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS?
347
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,329
OH, OKAY. YEAH.
348
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:50,678
TAKE A PICTURE.
349
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,245
YEAH, YEAH.
350
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,202
I THINK IT'S PROBABLY
NOT RIGHT.
351
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,508
AND THEN WHAT DO I DO?
352
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:55,813
- AND THEN JUST PRESS THAT.
- OH, WOW.
353
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,424
CAN I TAKE A PICTURE
OF YOU?
354
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:58,816
OF ME?
OKAY.
355
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:01,123
YEAH.
356
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,996
NOW, DO YOU MIND
IF I USE THIS PICTURE
357
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,824
ON MY INTERNET-DATING
PROFILE?
358
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,043
YEAH.
REALLY?
359
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,479
YEAH, I DO.
I WOULD MIND.
360
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:10,741
WELL, YOU KNOW --
361
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,527
NO?
362
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,225
OKAY.
363
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:33,329
I'M BABYSITTING!
WHOO!
364
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,382
HELLO? HELLO?
OH, MY GOD.
365
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,166
OH, HON. HON.
COULD YOU HANG UP?
366
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,299
YOUR SIGNAL IS INTERFERING
WITH MY SIGNAL.
367
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,865
I'VE GOT MY BOYFRIEND
ON THE LINE.
368
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,998
HELLO? I'M TRYING TO HAVE
PHONE SEX WITH HIM.
369
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,261
CAN YOU HEAR ME, BIG BOY?
370
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,350
MAMA LOVES YOU, HONEY,
YES.
371
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,091
NO, NOT THAT MAMA.
OKAY, HONEY.
372
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,528
YES, YES!
YES, YES!
373
00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,616
OHH!
374
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,879
WAS THAT GOOD FOR YOU?
375
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,018
MISS? MISS?
THEY'RE AFTER ME.
376
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,411
THEY'RE REALLY AFTER ME.
377
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,413
THE CODE IS "THE EAGLE IS FLYING."
378
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:14,675
REMEMBER THAT, PLEASE.
379
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,024
THE EAGLE IS FLYING.
YOU GOT IT?
380
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,286
- OKAY. I GOT IT.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
381
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:23,118
MA'AM, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE
SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO US.
382
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,293
WHAT?
383
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,295
WHAT IS THE CODE?
384
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,822
MA'AM,
WHAT IS THE CODE?
385
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:36,697
I WORK FOR AN EVIL
INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATION.
386
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,786
YOU'VE HELPED
IN THE DESTRUCTION OF CANADA.
387
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:51,407
HI, TEAM.
I INVITED YOU ALL HERE TODAY
388
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,540
SO YOU COULD EACH GIVE ME
A LITTLE FEEDBACK
389
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:57,108
ON HOW YOU THINK
OUR SHOW COULD RUN BETTER.
390
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,546
NOW, DON'T HOLD BACK.
391
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,243
WELL, BETTY,
THERE IS ONE --
392
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:04,768
OH, DARN. THAT'S ALL THE TIME
WE HAVE FOR TODAY.
393
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,728
GREAT TALK, TEAM.
394
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,869
IT'S THE VATICAN.
I HAVE TO TAKE IT.
395
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,044
OKAY.
396
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,003
HOLY FATHER! WHAT'S UP?
397
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,657
YES!
398
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,442
- AAAAAAAH!
- OH, CRAP!
399
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:33,014
AIII-YAH!
400
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,885
AIII-YAH!
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