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UM...
WOULD YOU GET IN THERE?
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I'M SORRY?
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WELL, I JUST WANT TO SEE
IF A BODY FITS IN THERE.
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UM, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET
SOMEBODY A LITTLE SMALLER.
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THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE I THINK
IF I CUT THE BODIES IN PIECES,
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I CAN GET TWO BODIES
IN THERE.
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BUT THANKS, ANYWAY.
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NO PROBLEM.
OKAY.
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WAIT.
WHAT THE HELL JUST...?
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EXCUSE ME. MISS?
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WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SEE TODAY'S SPECIAL?
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OH, HELLO, THERE.
I JUST CAME BACK FROM MY DOCTOR.
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HE TOLD ME I HAVE A HEART
OF A 60-YEAR-OLD.
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I TOLD HIM IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE
THE BUNS OF A 30-YEAR-OLD.
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MM.
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♪ OOH, OOH-OOH,
OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪
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EXCUSE ME. MISS? MISS?
UH, COME HERE.
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I-I-I'VE BEEN ADMIRING
YOUR LOOK FROM AFAR.
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AND I DREW YOUR PICTURE.
DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
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Y-- SURE.
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- NICE.
- DO YOU LIKE IT? IS IT GOOD?
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UH-HUH. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF YOU WANT ONE IN THE NUDE,
YOU CAN COME TO MY GARAGE.
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Woman: HELLO.
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HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
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PRETTY GOOD.
OH, GOOD.
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YOU?
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ACTUALLY,
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF
A MILESTONE BIRTHDAY.
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IT'S MY 69th BIRTHDAY.
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HMM.
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SO,
YOU KNOW WHAT MEANS, RIGHT?
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I SUPPOSE SO.
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BUT, UM...
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I DON'T HAVE ANYBODY TO
CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY WITH.
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DO YOU THINK THAT, UM,
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MAYBE YOU WOULD CELEBRATE
MY 69th BIRTHDAY WITH ME?
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I'M AFRAID I'M SPOKEN FOR.
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OH, WELL,
I WOULDN'T TELL.
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IT WOULD JUST BE
BETWEEN ME AND YOU.
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EVEN SO...
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IT WOULD BE
MY...FIRST TIME
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GOING DOWNTOWN,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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UM, I'M -- I'M FLATTERED,
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BUT I-I
REALLY COULDN'T.
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WELL, HAVE YOU
EVER DONE IT BEFORE?
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UH, NO.
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THEN IT WOULD BE BOTH
OF OUR FIRST TIMES.
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THAT'S TRUE.
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WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --
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I'M GONNA GET A REFILL,
YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
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AND I'LL COME BACK IN, UH...
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- JUST A LITTLE BIT, OKAY?
- ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL BE BACK.
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MISS? I-I WONDER
IF YOU COULD HELP ME.
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THE, UH --
THE WI-FI IS REALLY BAD,
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SO I WONDER IF YOU COULD HOLD
THIS FOR ME JUST FOR A SECOND.
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JUST HOLD IT HIGH
LIKE THAT.
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L-LIKE THAT.
YOU DON'T MIND DOING THAT?
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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I GOT TO GET
AN IMPORTANT E-MAIL OUT,
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AND IT'S REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY IMPORTANT.
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MAYBE -- COULD YOU GET
ON YOUR TIPPY-TOES?
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JUST GET ON YOUR TIPPY-TOES.
THAT'S PERFECT.
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'CAUSE I-I JUST GOT TO
MAKE SURE MY WIFE REMEMBERS
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TO TiVo "REAL HOUSEWIVES"
TONIGHT.
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HMM.
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YOU CAN
HOLD ON TO THAT.
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OH, I LOVE KNITTING.
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IT'S NOT ONLY FUN AND RELAXING,
BUT IT MAKES A GREAT GIFT.
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IN FACT, I KNITTED SOMETHING
FOR MY CRITICS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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EXCUSE ME. WOULD YOU HOLD
THE DOOR FOR AN OLD LADY?
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JUST TAKE A MINUTE.
DO YOU MIND?
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
CHIVALRY ISN'T DEAD.
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I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!
HA-HA!
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PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME
WHERE I GET MY ENERGY.
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I TELL THEM BETTY WHITE'S 24-HOUR ENERGY.
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Man: BETTY WHITE IS NOT LIABLE
FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY HAPPEN
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WHILE CONSUMING
BETTY WHITE'S 24-HOUR ENERGY,
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INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO,
NIGHT SWEATS, ITCHING,
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HAIR GROWTH IN PLACES
YOU DON'T WANT IT,
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THE UNCONTROLLABLE URGE
TO CALL YOUR LAST HOOKUP,
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A SUDDEN LOVE OF DUBSTEP,
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AND THE LOSS OF USE
OF YOUR TONGUE.
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SERIOUSLY?
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HI. HELP ME A SECOND,
WILL YOU?
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- HI. YES, YES, YES, YES.
- OKAY.
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- I BOUGHT A CARD FOR MY HUSBAND.
- OKAY.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS
OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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- UH-HUH.
- BUT IT'S NOT.
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IT'S MY BOYFRIEND'S
ANNIVERSARY.
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OH, YOUR BOY--
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YEAH, I WANT TO --
I WANT TO --
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I JUST NEED SOME HELP
HOLDING THAT
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SO I CAN WHITE
THIS OUT...
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REALLY?
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...AND PUT "GUSTAVO"
ON IT.
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THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.
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YOU DON'T THINK?
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NO!
WHAT? WHY?
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'CAUSE YOU HAVE
A HUSBAND.
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YEAH,
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW,
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AND I -- AND EVERYTHING
IS FINE WITH HIM.
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- HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
- NO.
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- YOU NEVER HAD TWO BOYFRIENDS?
- NO.
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I HAVE A FIANCé,
AND THAT'S IT.
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MY HUSBAND,
HE BETTER NOT.
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WELL, HE'LL NEVER KNOW.
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THAT'S CRAZY.
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YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.
TRY IT.
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WELL, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR HELP.
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- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- SO SWEET.
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♪ LET'S GO CRAZY ♪
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♪ LET'S GO CRAZY ♪
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♪ COME ON,
LET'S GO CRAZY, BABY ♪
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♪ LET'S GO, LET'S GO ♪
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EXCUSE ME.
YES.
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- I'M GOING TO A HAIRDRESSER.
- UH-HUH.
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IT'S A NEW HAIRDRESSER, AND I'M THINKING
ABOUT GETTING MY HAIR CUT.
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I WAS WONDERING, COULD I TAKE
A PICTURE OF YOUR HAIR?
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UH, YEAH.
OKAY, GREAT.
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OKAY.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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NO, I'M GONNA TELL HER
ANYTHING BUT THAT.
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00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,531
OH. EXCUSE ME, MISS.
YEAH?
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00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:11,491
WOULD YOU DO AN OLD NAVY MAN
A FAVOR?
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- SURE.
- OKAY.
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YOU KNOW,
WE HAD A TRADITION
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THAT WHEN WE GOT A NEW VESSEL,
WE WOULD CHRISTEN IT.
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I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WOULD JUST MAYBE
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CHRISTEN MY NEW VESSEL.
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JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE
GOOD-LUCK TAP RIGHT THERE.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW, JUST --
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RIGHT -- RIGHT ON HERE.
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- OH, THIS PART.
- YEAH, ON THE HULL.
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HEY! HEY!
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WHY ARE YOU HITTING
ON MY SCOOTER?
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I'M CHRISTENING YOUR...
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WHAT? NO.
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WHO WAS THAT MAN?
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WHAT MAN?
I DIDN'T SEE ANYBODY.
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YOU SHOULDN'T VANDALIZE
MY SCOOTER.
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- WHAT IS THIS?
- WAS THAT YOUR HUSBAND?
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MY HUSBAND?!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
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MY GOD!
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YOU WERE VANDALIZING!
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YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE SO QUIET,
150
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:03,037
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE SITTING THERE.
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00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,606
OH.
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00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,086
OH, RIGHT -- RIGHT THERE?
OKAY.
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00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:16,659
HI, EVERYBODY.
I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THE SHOW.
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YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES --
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00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:21,185
OH. SORRY. GOT TO TAKE THIS.
156
00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:30,760
I just love it when
George Clooney butt-dials me.
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00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:47,211
I-I-I THINK I MAYBE
THROW PEANUTS ON YOU.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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ARE YOU THERE?
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OH. OH.
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YEAH, DON'T --
DON'T WORRY.
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♪ SAY, SAY, SAY
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ♪
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♪ I CAN'T CHANGE
WHAT YOU CAN'T BEAT ♪
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HELLO.
HI.
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00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:39,307
YES. I CAN'T --
I'M KIND OF STUCK.
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IT'S SO EMBARRASSING,
BUT IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
167
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,094
I BENT OVER.
I LOST MY BALANCE.
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THE NEXT THING I KNEW,
I WAS -- SOMEHOW I GOT...
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MAYBE --
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --
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MAYBE I COULD
SHIMMY UP THE POLE.
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FALL? THAT'S HOW --
THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED.
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I FELL,
AND I LOST MY BALANCE,
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AND WHEN I GOT UP,
I WAS LIKE THIS.
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I COULD USE SOMETHING TO EAT
AND MAYBE, AFTER THAT, A LADDER.
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00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:13,820
BUT I'D LIKE THE FOOD FIRST
AND THEN THE LADDER.
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OKAY?
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THANK YOU.
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00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,351
TRADITIONAL MARKETING
ISN'T ENOUGH
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TO PROMOTE A SHOW THESE DAYS.
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00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,790
IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO REACH THE PUBLIC,
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YOU'VE GOT TO DO A VIRAL VIDEO.
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OKAY, JUMP UP ON THE TABLE
AND THEN JUST FALL RIGHT OFF.
183
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:40,455
BUT, BETTY,
I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET HURT.
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I KNOW.
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00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,458
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE
AN INTERNET OMELET,
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YOU'VE GOT TO
BREAK SOME EGGS.
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UP YOU GO. ALL RIGHT.
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AND ACTION!
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PERFECT.
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00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,351
OH, YOUNG MAN.
I LOVE THAT JACKET.
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00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,353
WOULD YOU BE WILLING
TO SELL ME THAT JACKET?
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NO.
I LOVE THIS JACKET.
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00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,183
I MEAN FOR THE RIGHT PRICE.
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00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:14,271
WHAT KIND OF PRICE?
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MM. LET'S SAY $500.
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00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,320
I GUESS I DON'T LIKE IT
THAT MUCH.
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00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,887
OKAY.
198
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,367
WELL, YAMA, WRITE THIS YOUNG MAN
A CHECK FOR $500.
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- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- ABSOLUTELY, SON.
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00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,023
OKAY.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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MY NAME
IS "TOP HAT" THOMAS.
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"TOP HAT" THOMAS.
I LIKE IT. "TOP HAT" THOMAS.
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$500?$500 SOUNDS FAIR.
204
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WELL, LET ME HAVE
THE JACKET.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:44,127
YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T LOOK AS
GOOD WITHOUT THE STRIPED SHIRT.
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OH, YEAH?
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --
$200 MORE FOR THE ENSEMBLE.
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I CAN'T.
I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO WEAR.
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IT'S NOT THAT COLD OUT,
REALLY.
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I GUESS
IT'S NOT THAT COLD OUT.
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SO...MAY I HAVE THE SHIRT?
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YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
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OKAY.
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OKAY. WONDERFUL.
THANK YOU.
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YAMA, GIVE THE YOUNG MAN
THE CHECK.
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- THANK YOU. LET'S GO.
- ON OUR WAY.
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THANK YOU.
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00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:34,830
- HI, GUYS. I'M SARAH.
- HEY.
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00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,006
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
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WELL, UM, I WOULD LOVE
TO SERVE YOU TODAY.
222
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,750
I AM JUST ON MY BREAK.
WE'RE ABOUT TO SWITCH OUT.
223
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,360
SO I'LL JUST SEND
THE NEXT GIRL OVER,
224
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BUT I WANTED TO MEET YOU
AND GET YOU SETTLED.
225
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,798
ANYWAY, WELL,
ENJOY YOUR MEAL.
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00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,584
ALL RIGHT.
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00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,463
- HI, GUYS.
- HI. HOW YOU DOING?
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00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,639
I'M GONNA BE YOUR WAITRESS.
OH, OKAY.
229
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- IS THAT OKAY?
- THAT'LL BE -- ALL RIGHT. COOL.
230
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,470
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
TODAY'S SPECIAL?
231
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I'LL SHOW YOU.
232
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,869
IT'S THE EXTRA SPECIAL.
233
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,740
THINK ABOUT IT. I'LL COME BACK
AND TAKE YOUR ORDER.
234
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,481
THANK YOU.
235
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,813
OH, WOW.
236
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,685
EXCUSE ME. HI.
237
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,818
WE'RE DOING --
AS YOU CAN SEE,
238
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,472
WE'RE DOING A LITTLE
REMODELING AROUND HERE.
239
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,430
AND THIS IS
FOR YOUR SAFETY, OKAY?
240
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,128
JUST HOLD ON A SECOND.
241
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,130
I DON'T WANT TO DISTURB
YOUR FOOD. I JUST WANT TO --
242
00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:00,263
WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU
DON'T GET HURT, YOU KNOW?
243
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,265
SO, THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
WON'T TAKE LONG AT ALL.
244
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,006
BETTER THIS WAY.
WE CAN SEE YOU BETTER.
245
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,573
WHAT?
HOLD ON.
246
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,357
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE
BEING WRAPPED?
247
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,925
'CAUSE IT'S THIS CHAIR.
THIS --
248
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,622
IT'S JUST THIS CHAIR?
249
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,711
YOU'RE THE -- YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT WE HAVE TO WATCH AFTER.
250
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:16,018
JUST PUT IT BACK UP, PLEASE.
THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME DEMERITS.
251
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,890
- IT'S ALL THE WAY ON MY NECK.
- YEAH, BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
252
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,501
WELL, UH,
JUST TAKE A LITTLE BIT.
253
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,503
THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.
OKAY, OKAY. OKAY.
254
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:25,027
YOU GOT THAT. THAT'S OKAY.
THAT'S -- STAY RIGHT...
255
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,463
LEO!
256
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,509
YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
JUST HOLD IT.
257
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:29,858
WE'LL BE JUST
A COUPLE OF SECONDS.
258
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,861
HOLD ON.
FINISH YOUR FOOD.
259
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,821
♪ LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT ♪
260
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,345
♪ THERE'S A BIG WAVE COMING ♪
261
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:41,261
♪ AND IT'S GONNA FLIP YOU
OVER THE EDGE ♪
262
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,661
"HER HEAVING BOSOMS
263
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:55,144
"BELIED THE DESIRE
SHE FELT FOR HIM
264
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:58,582
DEEP DOWN IN HER LOINS."
265
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,584
BETTY...
266
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,239
ARE YOU WRITING ONE OF
THOSE STEAMY ROMANCE NOVELS?
267
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:07,069
NO! I'M WRITING
MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
268
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,332
AHH!
AH.
269
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:12,814
"SHE TOUCHED
HIS TINY, LITTLE..."
270
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,295
NO.
"...LITTLE HAND..."
271
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,838
YOU DIDN'T SEE NOTHIN'.
272
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:46,108
REMEMBER --
SNITCHES GET STITCHES.
273
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:58,773
HI.
274
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,689
I HAVE ARTHRITIS REALLY BAD,
AND
275
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,039
I NEED SOMEONE
TO CUT THIS FOR ME.
276
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,346
CUT IT?
YEAH.
277
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,348
OH!
YEAH, JUST CUT IT.
278
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,480
ALL RIGHT.
279
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,138
OH, THANK YOU!
OH!
280
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:19,576
THANK HEAVENS! NOW I CAN
HAVE A DRINK! THANK YOU!
281
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,710
OH! HA-HA! THANK YOU!
282
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:29,238
I THINK
WE PROBABLY DID.
283
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,458
OH, MY GOD.
I DON'T KNOW.
284
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,721
OH, MY GOD.
285
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,129
HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
286
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,608
LISTEN, WE'RE GIVING
A BACHELORETTE PARTY,
287
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,349
AND I FORGOT TO HIRE
THE DANCER/STRIPPER.
288
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:54,829
AND YOU ARE SO HOT.
289
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,483
COME HERE.
IT'LL BE FUN.
290
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,049
- Woman: OKAY.
- FABULOUS.
291
00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,921
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO
HIRE A DANCER,
292
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,097
YOU KNOW,
AND WE BLEW IT.
293
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,968
SO, I WAS WONDERING,
FOR A THOUSAND BUCKS,
294
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,492
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES.
295
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:10,236
A THOUSAND BUCKS --
15 MINUTES' WORK!
296
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,324
AH!
THIS IS LOOKING GOOD.
297
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,847
OKAY, MOVE IT. WORK IT.
298
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,936
- YEAH, YEAH, WORK IT.
- WORK IT.
299
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,678
CAN YOU GO A LITTLE LOWER?
OH, YEAH! WORK IT! WORK IT!
300
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:18,679
OOH!
301
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:19,897
DANG! DANG!
OTHER SIDE.
302
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:22,726
- OH, YEAH! OOH, YEAH!
- HEY, HEY.
303
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,859
NOW A LITTLE STRAIGHT
PELVIC...
304
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,730
- YEAH, YEAH.
- OH, YEAH! I LIKE THAT!
305
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,210
WHOO!
306
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,603
NOW, I TELL YOU WHAT --
CAN YOU SPANK IT?
307
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:30,778
YEAH, JUST GIVE HER
A LITTLE WHACK.
308
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:33,346
OOH! YEAH!
I LIKE THAT!
309
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,826
YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK
HE'S GOOD ENOUGH.
310
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,306
NOT A THOUSAND
BUCKS' WORTH.
311
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,874
- HEY, THAT WAS GOOD, THOUGH.
- YEAH.
312
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,233
WELL, EVERYONE, DIG IN.
313
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,322
MMM!
314
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:58,545
Betty: PEOPLE MAY SAY WE'RE OLD.
THEY MAY SAY WE'RE OUT OF TOUCH.
315
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:01,112
SOME MIGHT EVEN SAY
WE'RE INVISIBLE.
316
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,724
BUT THAT'S EXACTLY
HOW WE LIKE IT.
317
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:07,380
YOU YOUNG FOLKS
WILL NEVER SEE US COMING.
318
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:10,644
HO-HO!
319
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:23,222
IF YOU WANT ONE IN THE NUDE,
YOU CAN COME TO MY GARAGE.
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