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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:15,145 HEY, WILL YOU TAKE MY PICTURE? 2 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:16,842 THANKS. 3 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,975 YEP. OKAY. 4 00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:21,717 Man: OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 5 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:23,327 LET'S SEE IF IT CAME OUT, OKAY? 6 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,025 OH, WOW. 7 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:26,852 WOW. WAIT, THAT'S YOU IN THERE. 8 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,900 DON'T I LOOK RIDICULOUS IN THAT PICTURE? 9 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:32,728 THANK YOU. 10 00:00:36,471 --> 00:00:37,907 EXCUSE ME. MISS? 11 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,525 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE TODAY'S SPECIAL? 12 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,491 HI, EVERYONE. 13 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:59,450 WELCOME TO AN ALL-NEW SEASON OF "OFF THEIR ROCKERS" -- 14 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:03,280 THE SHOW WHERE SENIORS PRANK THE JUNIORS. 15 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:05,239 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I FEEL KIND OF BAD 16 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:08,416 ABOUT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUNG PEOPLE. 17 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:11,245 BUT HE REALLY DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND LAST NIGHT. 18 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:14,944 OKAY, LET'S WATCH THE SHOW. 19 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:26,347 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 20 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,523 CAN YOU HOLD THIS FOR JUST A SECOND? 21 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,699 I JUST WANT TO SIGN MY GRANDSON'S CARD. 22 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:32,135 OKAY. 23 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:34,137 YEAH, HE'S GONNA BE 8 YEARS OLD. 24 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:36,487 THIS IS HIS 8th-BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 25 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,359 OH, OKAY. 26 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,491 YEAH, HE'S JUST DYING TO LEARN HOW TO JUGGLE. 27 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:42,450 OH. OH. 28 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:44,104 THAT'S COOL. 29 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:45,844 THEY'RE VERY SHARP. 30 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:48,891 THEY'RE PERFECTLY BALANCED, VERY HEAVY. 31 00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:51,198 I THINK IT'S WHAT ALL THE KIDS ARE USING NOW. 32 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:53,200 OH REALLY? 33 00:01:53,374 --> 00:01:55,376 OH, YEAH. JUGGLING'S THE LATEST CRAZE. 34 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,726 - YOU KNOW HOW KIDS ARE. - ISN'T THAT TOO...SHARP? 35 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,510 WELL, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE VERY SHARP, 36 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:01,077 AND HE HAS TO LEARN 37 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:03,993 BECAUSE THE NEXT PHASE IS USING POWER SAWS, 38 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:05,473 YOU KNOW? 39 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,953 SO HE'S GOT TO GET GOOD WITH THESE FIRST. 40 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,303 OH, MY GOD. 41 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,087 WHAT A BRAVE KID. 42 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:13,133 OH, YES, HE REALLY IS VERY BRAVE. 43 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:15,004 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - OKAY. NO PROBLEM. 44 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:24,709 AM I PROUD OF MYSELF. 45 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:28,278 I'M WRITING ON HERE, DOING EVERYTHING. 46 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,280 CAN I JUST ASK YOU, 47 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:33,283 DO YOU SPELL "THEIR" T-H-E-I-R? 48 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:36,634 IT DEPENDS ON THE CONTEXT IN WHICH YOU'RE USING IT. 49 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:38,941 AH. 50 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,421 YOU GOT A FREE HAND? MM-HMM. 51 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:42,205 JUST HOLD THAT FOR A SECOND. 52 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:45,817 I APPRECIATE THIS HELP FROM ALL OF Y'ALL. 53 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:47,384 AND I'M GONNA STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT RIGHT NOW. 54 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:52,737 WHY'D YOU PUT WHITE-OUT ON YOUR... 55 00:02:52,911 --> 00:02:54,565 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO SEND OUT SOMETHING 56 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:56,306 THAT'S SHOWING SPELLING ERRORS. 57 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,352 I APPRECIATE IT. 58 00:02:58,526 --> 00:03:01,703 ♪ LET'S GO CRAZY ♪ 59 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:06,186 ♪ LET'S GO CRAZY ♪ 60 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:10,451 ♪ COME ON, LET'S GO CRAZY, BABY ♪ 61 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:13,236 ♪ LET'S GO, LET'S GO ♪ 62 00:03:16,761 --> 00:03:20,287 HI. EXCUSE ME, BUT WE'VE HAD SOME COMPLAINTS. 63 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:21,984 ABOUT WHAT? 64 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:23,899 THAT THERE'S AN OFFENSIVE ODOR COMING FROM YOUR VICINITY. 65 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:25,901 AND WE UNDERSTAND SOMETIMES IT'S JUST -- 66 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:27,337 THERE'S NO TIME TO BATHE. 67 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,687 SO I HAVE A SOLUTION, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 68 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:32,037 IF YOU COULD JUST WEAR THIS AROUND YOUR NECK. 69 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,387 YOU ARE JUST KIDDING. 70 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,345 REALLY? WOULD YOU MIND? 71 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:36,390 LOVELY. OKAY. 72 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:38,043 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 73 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,350 ON BEHALF OF LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THIS STORE, 74 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:41,656 I WANT TO THANK YOU SO MUCH. 75 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:44,615 ENJOY YOUR SHOPPING. ALL RIGHT. 76 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:00,457 Woman: EXCUSE ME. 77 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,459 IS THERE A GOOD BAR AROUND HERE? 78 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:03,895 A BAR? YEAH. 79 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:06,115 - RIGHT OVER THERE. - IS THAT A SINGLES BAR? 80 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,943 - PARDON ME? - I'M NEWLY SINGLE. 81 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:10,250 OKAY. 82 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:12,295 OH, MY GOD! 83 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:15,994 NO. OH, NO. 84 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,271 HI, THERE. 85 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:33,403 I'M TEACHING MY LITTLE PROTéGé HERE ABOUT THE BUSINESS. 86 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:37,712 BUT WE'RE HAVING A SLIGHT PROBLEM WITH TANTRUMS. 87 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:39,801 I WANT A BIGGER TRAILER. 88 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,324 NO. 89 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:42,369 LOUDER. 90 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,458 I WANT A BIGGER TRAILER! 91 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:47,504 I THINK SHE'S GETTING THE HANG OF IT. 92 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:57,514 EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU HELP ME ONE SECOND? 93 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:59,777 MY GIRLFRIEND IS JUST COMING BACK, 94 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:03,477 AND I WANT TO ASK HER TO MARRY ME. 95 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:04,913 SO WILL YOU TAKE A PICTURE? 96 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:06,523 UH, WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. YEAH. 97 00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:10,701 SO JUST WAITING FOR HER, OKAY? 98 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:11,746 OH, HI, HONEY. 99 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,487 OH. OH, HI. 100 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:17,621 REATHA, I WANT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. 101 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,754 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 102 00:05:19,928 --> 00:05:21,712 OH, MY GOD. 103 00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:29,416 Man: WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET? 104 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:32,593 UM...ARE YOU THERE? 105 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:34,203 REATHA? 106 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:36,814 DO YOU SEE HER? 107 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:39,251 OH. 108 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:40,949 I LOVE YOU, REATHA. 109 00:05:45,606 --> 00:05:47,738 WHAT HAPPENED? 110 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:06,148 MISS, COULD YOU HELP ME A MINUTE, PLEASE? 111 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:07,541 COULD YOU OPEN THIS LID FOR ME? 112 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:09,369 THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. THANK YOU. 113 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,588 AAH! OH! 114 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:13,547 - I'LL TAKE THAT FROM YOU. - OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 115 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,810 - AREN'T RECYCLER PEOPLE WONDERFUL? - YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN. 116 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:17,551 OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR OPENING THE LID. 117 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:18,856 THANK YOU. 118 00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:32,174 IT'S OFTEN SAID THAT THE HUMAN BODY IS A WORK OF ART, 119 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:36,265 AND I'M A REAL PATRON OF THE ARTS. 120 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:40,791 OOH. 121 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,371 HI. 122 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:57,417 ONE QUICK QUESTION FOR YOU. 123 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,027 I'M DOING -- 124 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:00,768 I HAVE A LITTLE SURVEY FOR THE CENSUS BUREAU. 125 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,030 SURE. 126 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:04,075 DO YOU LIKE BRIEFS OR BOXERS? 127 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:06,556 WELL, I WEAR BOXERS. 128 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:07,731 BOXERS! 129 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,820 YOU WIN A PRIZE! OH, REALLY? 130 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:11,256 HERE YOU GO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK SO GREAT IN THAT. 131 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,607 - I CAN JUST PICTURE IT. - OH, ALL RIGHT, THEN. 132 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,435 YOU KNOW, THEY USED TO BELONG TO MY HUSBAND, 133 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:16,653 BUT HE OUTGREW THEM. 134 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,133 HAVE A GREAT DAY. 135 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,091 I DON'T WANT USED UNDERWEAR. YOU SURE? 136 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:22,790 YOU CAN KEEP THEM. WELL, HE WORE THEM ONCE. 137 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:24,835 THANK YOU, THOUGH. THANK YOU. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 138 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,228 - YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY. - ALL RIGHT. 139 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:43,114 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE TODAY? 140 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:46,553 I KNEW THAT. HOW? 141 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:47,858 I'M A PSYCHIC. OH, YOU ARE? 142 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:50,295 YEAH. WAIT. 143 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,559 I'M GETTING A MESSAGE. 144 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,691 OH, MY GOODNESS. 145 00:07:54,865 --> 00:08:00,436 I SEE AN ASIAN MAN IN YOUR FUTURE. 146 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:03,613 AND I SEE THE COLOR RED. 147 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:05,702 YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL, YOUNG MAN. 148 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:08,400 OH, GOD. THE DANGER. THE DANGER. 149 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:09,880 OH. 150 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:11,882 AH. 151 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:46,177 AH. HANG ON A SEC. I GOT TO TAKE A QUICK READING. 152 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,444 CAN YOU RAISE YOUR ARMS, PLEASE? 153 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,708 UH-OH. 154 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,144 IT'S OFF THE CHARTS. 155 00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:59,016 JUST STAND RIGHT HERE, PLEASE. 156 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:02,977 SEND IN THE TEAM. 157 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:06,197 Man: HAZMAT IS READY. WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY. 158 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:08,635 STAY RIGHT THERE. 159 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:34,748 HI. HOW'S IT GOING? 160 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,967 - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - I'M DOING WELL. 161 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,056 MY THERAPIST SENT ME HERE. 162 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:42,669 SHE SAID IF I GET PEOPLE TO READ THESE CARDS TO ME, 163 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,061 THAT I'LL BE A STRONGER PERSON. 164 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:45,019 WOULD YOU READ THEM? 165 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,150 YEAH. 166 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:47,456 THAT'S NICE OF YOU. 167 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,805 OKAY. "YOU ARE STRONG WOMAN." 168 00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:50,502 I GUESS. 169 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,724 "YOUR SEXUAL PROWESS IS UNMATCHED." 170 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,683 ARE THEY KIDDING? 171 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,380 "YOU ARE A DEMON IN THE SACK." 172 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,687 I'M A DEMON IN THE SACK? 173 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,210 "YOU'RE A TOTAL BABE." 174 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:04,212 AWW. I LIKE THAT. 175 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,301 "YOU'VE GOT A KILLER RACK." 176 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,346 YOU'VE GOT AN INTERESTING THERAPIST. 177 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,131 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S WORKING A LITTLE BIT. 178 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,394 COMING FROM YOU, IT MAKES ME FEEL GREAT. 179 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:13,613 THAT'S GOOD. 180 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:16,964 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANKS. 181 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,141 DO YOU WANT MY NUMBER? 182 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,588 OH! HELLO, THERE. 183 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,939 IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH TIME YOU CAN SPEND ON YouTube. 184 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:38,942 I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THOSE ADORABLE CAT VIDEOS. 185 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,466 BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. 186 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,773 IT'S TIME TO PUT THE SCREEN AWAY 187 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:46,210 AND JUST ENJOY MY FRIENDS FOR A WHILE. 188 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:54,262 OH, THIS IS MUCH BETTER. 189 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,226 ANDALE! ANDALE! 190 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,185 VáMANOS! OH-HO-HO! WATCH IT! 191 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,839 TORO! TORO! 192 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,449 ANDALE! 193 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,146 - VáMANOS! - VáMANOS! VáMANOS! 194 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,932 TORO! 195 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,326 THIS FRESH KALE SALAD IS LOADED 196 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:19,504 WITH GREENS, SUPER FOODS, AND FRESH VEGGIES. 197 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,682 DISGUSTING, RIGHT? 198 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:26,120 THANKS TO MY NEW LINE OF BETTY'S OWN SALAD DRESSINGS, 199 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:30,428 WITH 670 CALORIES A SERVING, 200 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:34,215 YOU CAN FINALLY MAKE SALAD BAD FOR YOU AGAIN, 201 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,087 NOT TO MENTION DELICIOUS. 202 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,046 BETTY'S OWN -- 203 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,962 PUT SOME WHITE IN EVERY BITE. 204 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:52,059 OH, BOY. 205 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,625 I GOT THIS LETTER FROM MY LAWYER. 206 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,018 I DON'T HAVE MY GLASSES. 207 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:56,237 COULD YOU JUST READ WHAT IT SAYS? 208 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,847 IT SAYS, UH, 209 00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,936 "CITY OF LOS ANGELES VERSUS RICHARD JOHNSON. 210 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,721 "YOU ARE DUE TO APPEAR IN COURT...Dang! 211 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,027 "...TO ANSWER FOR THE CHARGES OF STREAKING IN PUBLIC, 212 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,508 "URINATING ON CITY PROPERTY, LIBERATING ZOO ANIMALS, 213 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:07,944 AND TATTOOING CITIZENS." 214 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,860 NO! 215 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,254 I DIDN'T TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES! 216 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:14,821 DANG! 217 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,910 THEY SHOULD HAVE SEEN WHAT I REALLY DID. 218 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:19,129 ALL RIGHT. 219 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,218 CAN'T BELIEVE THAT. 220 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,350 OH, MY GOD. 221 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,265 THAT'S AMAZING. 222 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,972 HI. DO GUYS HAVE A LIGHT? 223 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:37,495 NO, NO LIGHT. YOU DON'T SMOKE? 224 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:38,627 I DON'T SMOKE. 225 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,237 I HAVE A BABY THAT SMOKES. 226 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,674 HE DOES. 227 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,154 NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 228 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,503 ARE YOU FOR REALS? 229 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,201 WELL, WHY NOT? 230 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,551 I MEAN, IT'S BETTER THAN GIVING HIM A LITTLE LIQUOR. 231 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,771 YOU SHOULDN'T BE GIVING LIQUOR OR SMOKE, THOUGH. 232 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,076 BUT HE CRIES IF I DON'T. 233 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,948 I SUGGEST YOU STOP DOING IT 234 00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,863 'CAUSE LATER IN LIFE, IT'LL AFFECT HIM. 235 00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,429 - REALLY? - YES, IT WILL. 236 00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,561 IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD CUT IT OUT. 237 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:02,042 OKAY. PLEASE. 238 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:05,915 ♪ CRAZY ♪ 239 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,614 ♪ I USED TO BE CRAZY ♪ 240 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,054 ♪ CRAZY ♪ 241 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,273 EXCUSE ME. 242 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,014 DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE THE TIME? 243 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,062 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 244 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,498 I THINK IT'S REALLY BEER O'CLOCK. 245 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,369 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 246 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,241 ♪ CRAZY ♪NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA NEED ONE. 247 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,635 ♪ I USED TO BE CRAZY ♪ 248 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:34,944 WHOA! 249 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,772 UNH! 250 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,862 HOW YOU DOING? 251 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,733 GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 252 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,694 OKAY, SO I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD GO... 253 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,480 OH, THAT'S SO GOOD. 254 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,440 OH, MY GOD. 255 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,616 OH. AH. 256 00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,448 DO YOU THINK...SO GOOD. 257 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,233 THEY'RE SO GOOD. 258 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,409 OH, MY GOD. THIS IS REALLY EMBARRASSING. 259 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,283 OH. I CAN'T DO THIS AT HOME BECAUSE MY WIFE WILL KILL ME. 260 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,676 OH, GOD. 261 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,114 SHE REALLY WOULD. OH. 262 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:20,207 NATURE'S WONDERFUL, AIN'T IT? 263 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,861 EW. JUST THINK. 264 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,732 TWO PEOPLE CONNECTING. 265 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,257 I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL. 266 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,432 Woman: OH, GOD. 267 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,173 - I CAN'T EVEN LOOK. - I KNOW. 268 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,958 EW! 269 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,134 I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM. YOU KNOW WHAT? 270 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,049 OH. I'M GONNA LEAVE THIS HERE. 271 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:37,441 IF YOU WANT TO WATCH IT, YOU CAN WATCH IT. 272 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,616 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 273 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,183 - WE'RE OKAY. - WE'RE GOOD. 274 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,358 DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO WITH IT, OKAY? 275 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:42,664 OH. BOY, DO I HAVE TO GO. 276 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,756 SHOULD WE, LIKE, TURN IT OFF? 277 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,845 JUST TURN IT SO YOU CAN'T SEE IT. 278 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,371 DUDE. 279 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,069 CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THAT WAS YOUR GRANDFATHER? 280 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:59,507 OH, MY GOD. 281 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,728 DOREEN FROM OKLAHOMA WRITES, 282 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,905 "BETTY, MY TWO FAVORITE CELEBRITIES 283 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,776 "ARE YOU AND BRADLEY COOPER. 284 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,605 HAVE YOU EVER MET HIM? WHAT'S HE LIKE?" 285 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,912 THANKS FOR YOUR LETTER, DOREEN. 286 00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,915 YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE MET BRADLEY COOPER. 287 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:18,395 AND WHAT'S HE LIKE? 288 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:21,964 WELL, HE LIKES TO SLEEP ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE BED. 289 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,540 EXCUSE ME. YEAH? 290 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,108 YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED TO BE OUR BIG-CHECK WINNER. 291 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:37,806 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ANSWER ONE QUESTION. 292 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,939 WHO IS THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA? 293 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,331 BROWN? 294 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:42,550 BROWN IS CORRECT! 295 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:45,248 YOU JUST WON $25,000. 296 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,598 WOW. THANK YOU. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 297 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,383 YES, YES. HERE. 298 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,906 - WILL YOU TAKE A PICTURE WITH US? - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 299 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,473 - YES. - OH, MY GOD. THAT'S SO AWESOME. 300 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:53,474 OKAY, SMILE. WOW. 301 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:54,823 SMILE. 302 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,346 PERFECT. 303 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:59,045 ONE THING. WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY? 304 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,350 MARCH 19, 1995. 305 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:01,830 JANUARY, FEBRUARY -- 306 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,441 ANN, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 307 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,356 - OH, NO. WHAT IS IT? - SHE'S BORN IN MARCH. 308 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,489 I'M SORRY. I'M SO SO-- 309 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,970 - LET'S FIND SOMEBODY ELSE. - WAIT A SECOND. 310 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,275 SORRY. 311 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:37,083 HOW YOU GUYS DOING? 312 00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,388 DOING GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOURSELF? 313 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:41,130 YOU MIND IF I VENT FOR A SECOND? 314 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:42,392 SURE, MAN. 315 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,220 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE MY MOM, 316 00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,831 LIKE, SHE'S LIKE TOTALLY A SPACE KIT. 317 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,792 LIKE, SHE'S TOTALLY OMG MAD. 318 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,011 IT'S, LIKE, COME O-- 319 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,751 AW, GEEZ. 320 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:57,712 SHE GROUNDED -- IT'S HER. 321 00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,366 HELLO? MOM? 322 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,933 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 323 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,457 I'M ON MY WAY HOME. 324 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:06,199 THANKS. 325 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:22,954 BEAUTIFUL DAY, ISN'T IT? 326 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,174 OH! 327 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,004 I LOVE TO BRING BRIAN OUT HERE. 328 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,441 HE LOVES COMING OUT HERE. 329 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,140 Melanie: HI, REATHA. 330 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:35,837 - HI, MELANIE. - HI, BRIAN. 331 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,621 OUR BOYS. 332 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:38,883 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 333 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:39,971 MM-HMM. THE FOUR OF US. 334 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,495 OH. 335 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,627 DO YOU THINK THE BOYS WANT TO STAY OUT HERE 336 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,281 AND HANG OUT BY THEMSELVES FOR A WHILE? 337 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,630 WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE GIRL TIME. 338 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,067 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I LIKE THAT. 339 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,069 OHH. WE CAN GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 340 00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:52,158 WE'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR. 341 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,247 I THINK THERE'S SOME FOOD RIGHT OVER HERE. GOOD. OH. 342 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,567 HI. HI. 343 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:11,873 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 344 00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,048 GOOD. I'M GOOD. 345 00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:14,571 EXCEPT I ORDERED A CAB, 346 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,747 AND I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW LONG IT'S TAKING. 347 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:19,098 Man: DID SOMEBODY ORDER A CAB? 348 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,230 I DID. GEEZ. 349 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:22,753 LAX, RIGHT? 350 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,451 YEAH, STEP ON IT, PAL. 351 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,582 BYE. 352 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,236 BYE, HON. THANKS. 353 00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,294 HOW ARE YOU? VERY GOOD. 354 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,730 BETTER THAN EVER. 355 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:45,602 GOOD. UH, ARE YOU PLANNING TO SMOKE? 356 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,517 WHY? 357 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:50,259 WELL, THIS IS A DESIGNATED SMOKING-ONLY ZONE. 358 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,521 OKAY. 359 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:52,914 DO YOU HAVE ANY CIGARETTES, 360 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,307 CIGARS, PIPE? 361 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:55,873 - NOT AT ALL. - ANYTHING TO SMOKE? 362 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,136 - NOT AT ALL. - OH. 363 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,398 WELL, THEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU 364 00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,486 TO MOVE RIGHT ALONG, SIR. 365 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:00,574 REALLY? 366 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,793 WOW. I NEVER HEARD THAT. 367 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,578 IT'S THE FIRST TIME. 368 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,623 WELL, RULES KEEP CHANGING. 369 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,234 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. YOU LOOK LIKE A NICE GUY. 370 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,974 YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND STRETCH? 371 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,629 I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO HANG ON TO THIS CIGAR. 372 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,631 JUST HOLD IT. MAKE BELIEVE YOU'RE SMOKING. 373 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,155 OKAY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 374 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,373 THANK YOU. I'M GONNA KEEP MY EYE ON YOU. 375 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,288 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 376 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:40,091 IT'S AWARD SEASON, AND "OFF THEIR ROCKERS" 377 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,268 IS GETTING INTO THE GAME THIS YEAR 378 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:45,358 BY GIVING OUT OUR VERY OWN AWARDS. 379 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:48,926 RICHARD, YOU WON BEST WALKER PRANK. 380 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:54,845 AND, ANN, YOU WON BEST TEXT PRANK. 381 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,020 OH! 382 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,937 AND JARED... 383 00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,026 YOU WIN BEST KISS. 384 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,768 WAIT A MINUTE. HE'S NOT PART OF THE CAST. 385 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,945 HE IS NOW. 386 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,604 AAH! OH! 387 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,568 YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN. 388 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,659 WOW. WAIT, THAT'S YOU IN THERE. 389 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:29,750 OH, MY GOD. 390 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:36,496 OH, GOD. 391 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,238 NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 392 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,935 ARE YOU FOR REALS? 26051

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