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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,911 --> 00:00:16,809 HEY! WHERE'S MY PIT CREW! 2 00:00:16,878 --> 00:00:18,777 I AM GETTING A FLAT TIRE HERE! 3 00:00:18,846 --> 00:00:20,089 WHERE ARE MY GUYS? 4 00:00:20,158 --> 00:00:21,055 COMING AROUND! OH, COME ON, COME ON! 5 00:00:21,124 --> 00:00:22,470 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 6 00:00:23,609 --> 00:00:24,610 - I GOT THE MACHINE GOING. - YOU GOT IT, LOU? 7 00:00:24,679 --> 00:00:25,577 COME ON, GUYS! 8 00:00:25,646 --> 00:00:26,785 GO, GO, GO! 9 00:00:26,854 --> 00:00:27,786 COME ON, WHIP IT AROUND! 10 00:00:27,855 --> 00:00:29,443 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO, BABY. 11 00:00:29,512 --> 00:00:31,100 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. - HOW YOU DOING? 12 00:00:31,169 --> 00:00:32,515 YOU GOT IT, LOU? I GOT IT. I SAID, "I GOT IT." 13 00:00:32,584 --> 00:00:34,241 - ALL RIGHT. GO, GO, GO! - GO, GO! 14 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:35,552 GOOD! 15 00:00:54,537 --> 00:00:56,263 NAILED IT. 16 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,068 AH-CHOO! 17 00:01:24,153 --> 00:01:25,361 OOH! 18 00:01:37,373 --> 00:01:41,135 I AM SO NERVOUS ABOUT MY DATE TONIGHT. 19 00:01:41,204 --> 00:01:44,414 BETTY, WHERE DID YOU MEET THIS GUY? 20 00:01:44,483 --> 00:01:46,830 WELL, I HAVEN'T EXACTLY MET HIM 21 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:50,524 IN PERSON YET, BUT I FOUND HIM ONLINE. 22 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:54,493 BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS MAN? 23 00:01:54,562 --> 00:01:58,118 I KNOW HE'S 6'1", ATHLETIC BUILD, 24 00:01:58,187 --> 00:01:59,602 FULL HEAD OF DARK HAIR, 25 00:01:59,671 --> 00:02:02,398 AND HE MADE HIS FORTUNE ON AN INTERNET START-UP. 26 00:02:03,502 --> 00:02:05,125 OH, THAT MUST BE HIM NOW. 27 00:02:08,852 --> 00:02:10,475 "HOTBOD4U"? 28 00:02:10,544 --> 00:02:13,788 "25 AND STILL COUNTING"? 29 00:02:15,307 --> 00:02:17,447 WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD. 30 00:02:17,516 --> 00:02:18,655 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 31 00:02:18,724 --> 00:02:20,726 I DON'T KNOW. 32 00:02:20,795 --> 00:02:23,522 BUT MY LITTLE BLUE PILL IS STARTING TO HUM. 33 00:02:35,879 --> 00:02:36,984 IT'S AWESOME. 34 00:02:37,053 --> 00:02:39,193 I LOVE THAT. 35 00:02:39,262 --> 00:02:40,988 - OH, HI. - WHO IN THE HELL IS SHE? 36 00:02:41,057 --> 00:02:42,610 - A NEW GIRLFRIEND? - NO. 37 00:02:42,679 --> 00:02:44,371 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 38 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,166 EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE TOGETHER, 39 00:02:46,235 --> 00:02:49,548 EVERYTHING I'VE TAUGHT YOU, AND YOU'RE USING IT ON HER? 40 00:02:49,617 --> 00:02:51,619 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 41 00:02:51,688 --> 00:02:52,689 GOOD LUCK, HONEY. 42 00:02:52,758 --> 00:02:54,277 HE'LL DUMP YOU, TOO. 43 00:02:54,346 --> 00:02:55,347 YEAH, REALLY. 44 00:03:17,611 --> 00:03:19,647 OH, MY GOSH. 45 00:03:19,716 --> 00:03:20,959 WOW. 46 00:03:21,028 --> 00:03:23,479 THIS PLACE IS SO BIG. 47 00:03:23,548 --> 00:03:26,551 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CARNIVAL RIDES ARE? 48 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:28,242 YEAH, YOU GO THIS WAY. 49 00:03:28,311 --> 00:03:29,485 - JUST GO STRAIGHT BACK. - JUST RIGHT STRAIGHT DOWN THERE? OH, RIGHT. 50 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:30,900 GO BACK, AND THEN YOU'LL SEE 51 00:03:30,969 --> 00:03:32,004 - WHERE THE FERRIS WHEEL IS AND ALL THAT STUFF. - OKAY. 52 00:03:32,073 --> 00:03:35,076 CART, COME HERE. 53 00:03:36,181 --> 00:03:37,838 CART, COME HERE. 54 00:03:37,907 --> 00:03:40,496 - I NEED ONE OF THOSE. LOOK AT THAT. - WHAT? 55 00:03:40,565 --> 00:03:42,429 OH, MY GOD. 56 00:03:47,848 --> 00:03:49,712 LET'S GO TO THE CARNIVAL RIDES. 57 00:04:06,694 --> 00:04:07,799 YOU EVER HAD A BUCKET LIST 58 00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:09,283 OF THINGS YOU WANTED TO DO? 59 00:04:09,352 --> 00:04:10,353 NOT YET. 60 00:04:10,422 --> 00:04:11,975 I'VE GOT ONE. 61 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,632 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO? 62 00:04:13,701 --> 00:04:14,737 I'M CURIOUS. 63 00:04:14,806 --> 00:04:17,843 I'D REALLY LIKE TO TAKE A PICTURE NUDE. 64 00:04:19,845 --> 00:04:20,984 YOU HAVE A CAMERA? 65 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,848 YOU MESSING WITH ME? 66 00:04:22,917 --> 00:04:24,125 NO. 67 00:04:24,194 --> 00:04:25,541 NO, YOU HAVE A PHONE. 68 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:27,612 NOPE. NO CAMERA PHONE. 69 00:04:27,681 --> 00:04:29,717 I'LL PAY YOU. 70 00:04:29,786 --> 00:04:31,271 WHEN DO YOU LEAVE? 71 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:32,444 VERY SOON. 72 00:04:32,513 --> 00:04:34,584 WELL, WE COULD DUCK IN SOMEWHERE. 73 00:04:34,653 --> 00:04:37,242 YOU'RE MAKING MY MORNING WAY INTERESTING. 74 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:41,626 CAN YOU PICTURE ME ALL STRETCHED OUT IN A BARN? 75 00:04:41,695 --> 00:04:42,834 WOULDN'T THAT BE GOOD? 76 00:04:42,903 --> 00:04:44,145 I DON'T DO BARNS. 77 00:04:44,214 --> 00:04:45,699 JUST GONNA GET ON THE TRAIN, HUH? 78 00:04:45,768 --> 00:04:47,045 YEAH. 79 00:04:47,114 --> 00:04:49,289 I WANT TO RIDE THE TRAIN, TOO, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 80 00:04:51,636 --> 00:04:52,671 HAVE A GOOD TRIP. SAME TO YOU. THANK YOU. 81 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:53,672 YOU'RE WELCOME. 82 00:04:54,777 --> 00:04:55,881 YOU SURE? 83 00:05:16,557 --> 00:05:19,457 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GIGABYTES THERE ARE IN A TERABYTE? 84 00:05:22,598 --> 00:05:24,462 I'M APPLYING FOR A JOB IN THIS TECH COMPANY... 85 00:05:24,531 --> 00:05:25,773 YEAH. 86 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:27,257 ...AND THEY WANT ME 87 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,847 IN THE EMERGING-DEVELOPMENT DEPARTMENT. 88 00:05:32,193 --> 00:05:33,712 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A COMPUTER. 89 00:05:49,866 --> 00:05:52,662 I JUST LOVE THROWING PARTIES, ESPECIALLY FOR MY NEIGHBOR. 90 00:05:52,731 --> 00:05:54,871 HE JUST RELEASED HIS FIRST ALBUM. 91 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:56,528 FRESH COOKIES. 92 00:05:58,254 --> 00:06:00,152 AIN'T NO BUSTAS UP IN HUR. 93 00:06:00,221 --> 00:06:02,362 JUST FLY PLAYERS GETTING OUR CRUNK ON. 94 00:06:02,431 --> 00:06:03,363 YOU DIG? 95 00:06:03,432 --> 00:06:04,881 HEY, TRUE DAT. 96 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:07,297 - BETTY, YOU FLY. - YOU SMELL ME? 97 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,325 YOU OKAY? OH. 98 00:06:45,715 --> 00:06:48,269 THERE YOU GO. 99 00:06:48,338 --> 00:06:49,719 AH. 100 00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:54,483 PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING FAMOUS. 101 00:06:54,552 --> 00:06:56,588 IS IT FUN GETTING RECOGNIZED, 102 00:06:56,657 --> 00:07:00,143 OR IS IT HARD HAVING TO SIGN THINGS FOR FANS? 103 00:07:02,801 --> 00:07:05,770 I TELL THEM, "IT'S HARD. 104 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:07,081 VERY HARD." 105 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:21,924 EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN, 106 00:07:21,993 --> 00:07:23,546 YOU KNOW A LOT -- DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THESE PHONES? 107 00:07:23,615 --> 00:07:24,789 HE'S AN EXPERT. "EXPERT." 108 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:25,928 IS IT AN iPHONE? 109 00:07:25,997 --> 00:07:28,275 YEAH, WELL, IT'S A -- I THINK IT'S A 4. 110 00:07:28,344 --> 00:07:29,449 IT'LL ANSWER ME ANYTHING. 111 00:07:29,518 --> 00:07:31,140 I WANT TO JUST ASK A QUESTION. 112 00:07:31,209 --> 00:07:32,348 IT JUST THRILLS ME. 113 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:33,936 WHERE'S MY WIFE? 114 00:07:34,005 --> 00:07:35,385 YOUR WIFE, KATHY, 115 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,112 IS AT YOUR HOME ADDRESS WITH PAUL, YOUR OLD BOSS. 116 00:07:40,045 --> 00:07:41,530 OHH. 117 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:43,842 THAT'S NOT GOOD. 118 00:07:43,911 --> 00:07:45,706 YEAH, YOU BETTER --THAT'S NOT GOOD. 119 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:00,859 - COME ON, GIRLS! - COME ON, GIRLS! 120 00:08:00,928 --> 00:08:03,344 - YOU'RE DOING IT! - YEAH! 121 00:08:03,413 --> 00:08:04,932 WE GOT A TREAT FOR YOU! YEAH! 122 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:05,968 THERE YOU GO! 123 00:08:06,037 --> 00:08:06,969 YES. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 124 00:08:07,038 --> 00:08:08,453 I'M SERIOUS. REALLY. 125 00:08:09,696 --> 00:08:10,904 DRINK UP, GIRLS. 126 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:12,526 YES. NO, YEAH. 127 00:08:12,595 --> 00:08:14,321 ABSOLUTELY. 128 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:15,702 HOW'S IT TASTE? 129 00:08:20,051 --> 00:08:21,708 THANK YOU! 130 00:08:21,777 --> 00:08:22,778 STAY HYDRATED! 131 00:08:22,847 --> 00:08:24,227 YEAH! 132 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:26,644 WHAT?! 133 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,385 COULD YOU WATCH THIS FOR ME, GUYS? 134 00:08:44,454 --> 00:08:45,386 SURE. 135 00:08:45,455 --> 00:08:46,387 I WANT TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 136 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:48,666 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - OKAY. 137 00:08:48,735 --> 00:08:49,736 THANK YOU. 138 00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:02,196 CAREFUL. 139 00:09:02,265 --> 00:09:03,439 I LOVE COFFEE. 140 00:09:03,508 --> 00:09:04,613 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 141 00:09:04,682 --> 00:09:06,338 OH! UH-OH. 142 00:09:06,407 --> 00:09:07,547 CRAP. 143 00:09:08,651 --> 00:09:09,859 LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. 144 00:09:09,928 --> 00:09:12,241 MY TEETH -- MY TEETH FELL IN THE COFFEE. 145 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:13,760 OH, NO! 146 00:09:14,726 --> 00:09:16,935 ARE YOU GONNA BUY HER A NEW COFFEE NOW? 147 00:09:17,004 --> 00:09:18,799 HUH? 148 00:09:18,868 --> 00:09:22,354 LOOK, LET'S NOT SAY ANYTHING TO THE LADY. 149 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,462 OTHERWISE, WE'RE BOTH IN TROUBLE. 150 00:09:26,531 --> 00:09:27,670 THERE. 151 00:09:35,816 --> 00:09:38,716 - UH, I WOULDN'T DRINK THAT. - THANK YOU. 152 00:09:38,785 --> 00:09:39,889 WHY? 153 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:41,235 HIS TEETH FELL IN IT. 154 00:09:43,997 --> 00:09:45,515 THANKS. 155 00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:52,488 YOU RATTED ME OUT. 156 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:09,091 TODAY, WE FIND A MALE OF THE SPECIES HOMO SAPIEN 157 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,921 IN HIS ELEMENT, EATING. 158 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:16,063 THIS SPECIES IS KNOWN FOR THEIR ABILITY 159 00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:17,893 TO HUNT AND GATHER. 160 00:10:17,962 --> 00:10:19,964 BUT IN THIS PARTICULAR SITUATION, 161 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:25,107 WE FIND THE MALE OF THE SPECIES EATING IN AN ODD POSITION. 162 00:10:25,176 --> 00:10:27,454 NORMALLY, THEY SIT. 163 00:10:27,523 --> 00:10:31,251 BUT THIS PARTICULAR INDIVIDUAL STANDS. 164 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,218 HE IS CLAD IN RED. 165 00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:34,737 HE DRINKS. 166 00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:36,394 HE CHOMPS. 167 00:10:36,463 --> 00:10:38,154 I HAVE TO GO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 168 00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:39,880 BUT KEEP THIS ON RECORD. 169 00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:42,642 WE HAVE FOUND THE MALE OF THE SPECIES HOMO SAPIEN 170 00:10:42,711 --> 00:10:44,782 EATING AS THEY STAND. 171 00:10:44,851 --> 00:10:46,956 REMARKABLE. 172 00:10:47,025 --> 00:10:50,201 WE MAY NEVER SEE THIS AGAIN. 173 00:10:59,624 --> 00:11:01,557 HI, SIR. HI. 174 00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:03,559 CAN I TALK TO YOU A MINUTE? OH. 175 00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:05,043 OKAY, THEN. 176 00:11:05,112 --> 00:11:06,976 UH, HI. HOW YOU DOING? 177 00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:08,012 GOOD. WHAT'S UP? 178 00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:09,703 I'M RUNNING A JAZZERCISE CLASS... 179 00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:11,671 UH-HUH? IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES. 180 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:15,157 - MM-HMM. - AND IT'S ONLY 15 MINUTES LONG BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I CAN DO. 181 00:11:15,226 --> 00:11:16,537 WHAT KIND OF WORKOUT IS IT? 182 00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:19,230 WELL, BASICALLY, YOU KNOW, WE JUST STEP AROUND. 183 00:11:19,299 --> 00:11:23,786 LIKE, UH, YOU GO, LIKE, BOOM, BOOM, AND THEN BOOM, BOOM. 184 00:11:23,855 --> 00:11:26,789 AND THEN, I DO THE HEINIE DANCE LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW? UH-HUH. 185 00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:29,550 AND THEN, WE DO A LITTLE BIT OF SHAKING AROUND LIKE THAT. 186 00:11:29,619 --> 00:11:30,897 SHAKING AROUND. 187 00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:33,278 AND WE TUMBLE AROUND LIKE THIS, AND THEN -- 188 00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:34,659 IT'S ABOUT GETTING YOUR HEART RATE UP, 189 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:35,936 ESPECIALLY FOR ME. 190 00:11:36,005 --> 00:11:37,282 UH-HUH. I'LL SEE YOU IN 10 MINUTES... 191 00:11:37,351 --> 00:11:38,663 YEAH. IN MY CLASS, OKAY? 192 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,182 I-I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING. 193 00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:41,355 AW, COME ON. 194 00:11:41,424 --> 00:11:42,460 OH, I GOT A STUDENT. 195 00:11:42,529 --> 00:11:44,393 I GOT A STUDENT. I GOT A STUDENT! 196 00:11:44,462 --> 00:11:45,981 COME ON. LET'S GO. 197 00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,914 COME ON. 198 00:11:55,991 --> 00:11:58,476 DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT? I CAN'T TELL. 199 00:11:58,545 --> 00:12:00,443 YEAH, "SHUFFLIN'." "SHUFFLIN'"? 200 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,204 I GOT TO GO. THE COPS MIGHT GET ME. 201 00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:16,943 OH, ANN. 202 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:20,015 I'VE JUST COME FROM ONE OF THOSE CELEBRITY BACHELOR AUCTIONS, 203 00:12:20,084 --> 00:12:22,811 WHERE THEY AUCTION OFF SOME FAMOUS GUY FOR CHARITY, 204 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,571 AND I BROUGHT YOU AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 205 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,435 CLOONEY? 206 00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:27,677 PITT? 207 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,300 PATTINSON? 208 00:12:29,369 --> 00:12:30,473 ASNER! 209 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,543 ASNER? 210 00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:33,166 READY FOR THAT DATE? 211 00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:36,203 HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD TIE A CHERRY STEM WITH HIS TONGUE 212 00:12:36,272 --> 00:12:37,929 IN THREE SECONDS FLAT. 213 00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:40,138 MM. ASNER. 214 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,593 BESIDES, I FORGOT MY CHECKBOOK. 215 00:12:54,877 --> 00:12:55,878 COULD YOU PULL THIS OFF FOR ME? 216 00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:57,259 I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO MY -- 217 00:12:57,328 --> 00:12:58,329 WHAT WAS THAT? 218 00:12:58,398 --> 00:12:59,502 JUST PULL MY GLOVE OFF FOR ME. 219 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,021 OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 220 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:03,230 YEAH, YEAH, GOOD, GOOD. THANKS. THERE YOU GO. 221 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:05,129 YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT. 222 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:08,753 OH, GOD. 223 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,651 BREAK TIME. OH, YEAH? 224 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:11,652 FUN. 225 00:13:11,721 --> 00:13:13,206 YEAH, BREAK TIME. 226 00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:14,828 DO YOU WORK HERE AT THE MALL? 227 00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:16,278 UNDER THE MALL. 228 00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:18,038 UNDER THE MALL? 229 00:13:18,107 --> 00:13:22,525 I ACTUALLY, UH... YOU KNOW, LIKE, SANITATION. 230 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:23,526 OH, OKAY. 231 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,838 SEWER DUTY, YEAH. 232 00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:29,912 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ON THOSE GLOVES, BUT... 233 00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:31,741 IT MAKES YOU ITCH. 234 00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:34,675 MY DOCTOR SAYS I SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT, 235 00:13:34,744 --> 00:13:36,229 BUT I AIN'T SURE. 236 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,473 USUALLY, DOCTORS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. 237 00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:41,406 EHH. 238 00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:43,201 YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY, YOUNG LADY. 239 00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:45,134 I JUST THOUGHT I'D TAKE A BREAK. 240 00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:47,585 THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. 241 00:13:47,654 --> 00:13:48,828 YOU, TOO. 242 00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:12,058 OOH. 243 00:14:12,127 --> 00:14:14,129 OHH. OHH. OOH. 244 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:16,890 OH, NO. IT CAN'T BE THAT LATE. 245 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,236 IT CAN'T BE. 246 00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:19,928 - WHERE YOU GOING, HONEY? - I'M IN TROUBLE. 247 00:14:19,997 --> 00:14:21,619 MY, GOD! IT CAN'T BE THAT LATE! 248 00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:23,207 EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! 249 00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:24,518 COULD -- COULD YOU JUST TELL ME THE RIGHT TIME? 250 00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:25,761 12:32. 251 00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:27,625 I-I HAVE TO GET HOME TO MY HUSBAND! 252 00:14:27,694 --> 00:14:29,454 OKAY. SAME TIME, SAME BUSH TOMORROW. 253 00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:30,455 - THANKS. - OKAY. 254 00:14:30,524 --> 00:14:31,698 - MWAH! - ALL RIGHT, SWEETHEART. 255 00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,217 THANKS A LOT! 256 00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:58,759 EXCUSE ME. HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN SLEEPING? 257 00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:01,728 OKAY, THANKS. 258 00:15:16,156 --> 00:15:17,364 IT'S MY SISTER. 259 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:18,745 SHH! DON'T WAKE HER. IT'S MY SISTER. 260 00:15:18,814 --> 00:15:20,712 YEAH. 261 00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:25,614 MA'AM. MA'AM. 262 00:15:26,787 --> 00:15:27,857 IS THAT YOUR SISTER? 263 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,687 SHE JUST RAN OFF WITH YOUR STUFF. 264 00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:32,034 I DON'T HAVE A SISTER. 265 00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,518 RIGHT THERE! 266 00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:40,767 GET BACK HERE! 267 00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:49,707 HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING? 268 00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:50,742 IT'S GOING WELL. GOOD. 269 00:15:50,811 --> 00:15:51,881 HOW ABOUT YOURS? 270 00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:55,678 I'M GOING ALL THE WAY TO FLORIDA. 271 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:56,817 OH, WOW. 272 00:15:56,886 --> 00:15:59,510 TAKE A TRIP ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH MURRAY. 273 00:16:01,063 --> 00:16:04,101 BECAUSE HE NEVER GOT TO DO WHAT WE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO. 274 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,314 AH-CHOO! 275 00:16:13,386 --> 00:16:14,525 OH, GOD. 276 00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:15,733 I'M SO SORRY. 277 00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:17,562 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 278 00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:19,012 NO, IT'S OKAY. 279 00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:21,083 COULD YOU HOLD THIS A SECOND WHILE I CLEAN THIS UP? 280 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:23,913 OH, OKAY. 281 00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:30,092 WHAT'S UP? 282 00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:32,646 IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER BETTY BLOG. 283 00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:34,510 TODAY, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 284 00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:37,168 WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A GOOD WINGWOMAN. 285 00:16:37,237 --> 00:16:38,859 EVERY GIRL NEEDS A BACKUP 286 00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:41,931 IF SHE'S GONNA TRY TO BAG A HOTTIE AT THE BAR. 287 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,554 YOU DEFINITELY DON'T WANT 288 00:16:43,623 --> 00:16:45,763 A WINGWOMAN THAT'S GONNA COMPETE. 289 00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:49,387 SO, MAYBE PICK SOMEONE WHO'S UGLIER THAN YOU. 290 00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:53,322 ALSO, A GOOD WINGWOMAN NEVER, EVER LETS HER FRIEND 291 00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:56,808 DRINK TOO MUCH OR GETS DRUNK HERSELF. 292 00:16:56,877 --> 00:16:57,844 WOW. 293 00:16:57,913 --> 00:16:59,156 I JUST REALIZED 294 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:02,124 I'M THE WORST WINGWOMAN IN THE WORLD. 295 00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:03,194 OH, WELL. 296 00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:05,024 SOMEONE'S GOT TO GET SOME ACTION. 297 00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:15,965 OH. 298 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,519 I AM GOING TO PULL MY CAR RIGHT UP TO THE FRONT. 299 00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:18,968 I'LL BE BACK IN ABOUT THREE MINUTES. 300 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,142 SO IF YOU'LL JUST MEET ME OVER THERE. 301 00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:22,455 - NOW, DON'T DAWDLE. - I DON'T WORK HERE. 302 00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:24,491 I WANT TO GIVE YOU A GOOD TIP. 303 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,114 I DON'T WORK HERE. 304 00:17:27,977 --> 00:17:29,462 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 305 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,431 HELLO? 306 00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:44,994 HELLO. 307 00:17:54,142 --> 00:17:56,144 YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES. 308 00:17:56,213 --> 00:17:57,800 COULD YOU COVER YOUR FOOD FOR ME? 309 00:17:59,837 --> 00:18:02,253 I'VE BEEN ASSIGNED BY MANAGEMENT 310 00:18:02,322 --> 00:18:04,083 TO STAY WITH YOU FOR A FEW MINUTES 311 00:18:04,152 --> 00:18:06,223 BECAUSE OF COMPLAINTS FROM SOME OTHERS. 312 00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:07,569 LET ME JUST CHECK. 313 00:18:08,397 --> 00:18:11,124 WHAT DID THE GENTLEMEN LOOK LIKE THAT YOU WERE SENDING ME? 314 00:18:11,193 --> 00:18:13,437 The complaints were about a gentleman. 315 00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:15,577 One is in a blue, plaid, button-up shirt. 316 00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:17,820 The other is in a gray cardigan sweater. 317 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,133 YEAH, RIGHT. OKAY, I'VE GOT THE RIGHT ONES. 318 00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:21,859 SO -- 319 00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:23,136 BODY ODOR. 320 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,933 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SHOWERED TODAY OR WHATEVER, 321 00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:29,246 BUT JUST FRESHEN UP A LITTLE BIT, OKAY? 322 00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:30,661 YEAH? 323 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:31,972 We got another odor complaint 324 00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:33,595 down at the west end of the mall. 325 00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:35,424 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, THEN. 326 00:18:35,493 --> 00:18:38,289 YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW, TRY TO FRESHEN UP, OKAY? 327 00:18:48,851 --> 00:18:50,163 HI. 328 00:18:50,232 --> 00:18:52,545 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 329 00:18:52,614 --> 00:18:53,718 YES? 330 00:18:53,787 --> 00:18:55,513 I'M STUCK HERE WITHOUT ANY MONEY. 331 00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:56,963 MY HUSBAND -- 332 00:18:57,032 --> 00:18:58,551 CAN I USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL MY HUSBAND TO COME GET ME? 333 00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,966 YEAH. THANKS. 334 00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:01,899 - TO DIAL. - OH, OH, OH. OKAY. 335 00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:04,626 - OH, WOW. OOH. - IS IT WORKING? 336 00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:06,455 YOU HAVE SOME REALLY HOT PICTURES. 337 00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:07,594 - OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHOO-WHOO! 338 00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:08,768 NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 339 00:19:08,837 --> 00:19:09,734 YEAH, REALLY. NO, NO, NO, NO. 340 00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:10,908 NO, I'M GONNA CALL. 341 00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:12,116 - WHAT? - I'M GONNA CALL. 342 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,117 I JUST HAPPENED TO -- I GOT RID OF IT. 343 00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:15,982 - OH, MY GOD. - OH, MY GOD. 344 00:19:16,051 --> 00:19:17,328 DON'T LOOK AT THE PICTURES. 345 00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:19,123 IT WAS REALLY SOMETHING. 346 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,056 OBVIOUSLY, YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS. 347 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:23,369 YEAH, I DO. 348 00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:33,965 OOH. GOT TO HAVE THIS TRAY. 349 00:19:35,312 --> 00:19:37,417 I LOVE THESE FOOD TRAYS. THEY'RE SO INCREDIBLE. 350 00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:40,455 LISTEN, I'M GONNA PUT THIS UNDER MY SHIRT, OKAY? 351 00:19:40,524 --> 00:19:41,870 WOULD YOU MAKE SURE I'VE GOT IT UNDER MY SHIRT RIGHT? 352 00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:45,287 OKAY? I NEED TO TAKE THIS TRAY. 353 00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:46,564 IF SOMEONE COMES UP, 354 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:48,117 JUST CREATE A DISTRACTION, WOULD YOU, PLEASE? 355 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,326 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 356 00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:05,928 MISS. CAN I TELL YOU -- I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 357 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,862 I THINK THAT YOU'VE BEEN ADMIRING SOMETHING ABOUT ME 358 00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:11,589 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WORKING VERY HARD AT IT, YOU KNOW? 359 00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:12,659 YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING AT MY ASS. 360 00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:13,867 RIGHT THERE. LOOK. 361 00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:14,903 NO, NO, BUT -- NO, NO! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 362 00:20:14,972 --> 00:20:16,111 YOU KNOW WHAT? 363 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:18,182 BUT IT'S OKAY. I'M NOT OFFENDED AT ALL. 364 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,011 I REALLY LOVE IT. 365 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,463 I MEAN, YOU HAVE A NICE "GADONKADONK," TOO. 366 00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:25,154 IT'S A REALLY SWEET CABOOSE. 367 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,501 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 368 00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:28,641 WELL, YOU KNOW -- SEE YOU AROUND. 369 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:31,230 IT'S WONDERFUL TO LOOK AT. 370 00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:37,546 PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME HOW I STAY SO YOUTHFUL. 371 00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:40,722 I TELL THEM I EAT WELL, GET PLENTY OF REST, 372 00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:42,620 AND EVERY THIRD SUNDAY, 373 00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:44,829 I DRINK THE BLOOD OF A VIRGIN. 374 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:50,249 AND THESE DAYS, THEY'RE GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO FIND. 24896

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