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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,777 --> 00:00:20,365 EXCUSE ME. 2 00:00:20,434 --> 00:00:21,918 IS THAT YOURS? 3 00:00:21,987 --> 00:00:23,782 NO. NO? 4 00:00:25,473 --> 00:00:27,786 OH, MY GOD. 5 00:00:27,855 --> 00:00:30,168 OH, MY -- OH, MY GOD. 6 00:00:32,204 --> 00:00:36,312 OH, THERE MUST BE AT LEAST $100,000 IN HERE. 7 00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:39,004 OH, MY GOD. 8 00:00:43,629 --> 00:00:44,596 YEAH. 9 00:00:44,665 --> 00:00:46,736 YEAH. 10 00:01:02,441 --> 00:01:04,064 NAILED IT. 11 00:01:14,419 --> 00:01:15,454 AH-CHOO! 12 00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:32,782 OOH! 13 00:01:43,931 --> 00:01:45,346 HI, THERE. 14 00:01:45,415 --> 00:01:46,658 WELCOME TO "OFF THEIR ROCKERS," THE SHOW -- 15 00:01:46,727 --> 00:01:48,763 BETTY, BETTY, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 16 00:01:48,832 --> 00:01:50,938 IT'S REATHA. SHE'S GONE ROGUE. 17 00:01:51,007 --> 00:01:52,698 WE'VE HAD EYES ON HER ALL WEEK. 18 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:54,114 SHE'S BEEN OFF THE CLOCK, 19 00:01:54,183 --> 00:01:56,771 BUT SHE'S BEEN PRANKING PEOPLE AT THE SUPERMARKET, 20 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,498 THEME PARKS, AND EVEN LITTLE KIDS ON THE PLAYGROUND. 21 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:00,844 I SEE! 22 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,674 BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST OF IT. 23 00:02:02,743 --> 00:02:05,055 YESTERDAY, WE CAUGHT HER STALKING PEOPLE 24 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,299 IN FULL-ON ZOMBIE MAKEUP. 25 00:02:07,368 --> 00:02:09,059 ONE POOR GUY ALMOST BROKE HIS LEG 26 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,613 TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM HER. 27 00:02:10,682 --> 00:02:12,373 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO ABOUT HER? 28 00:02:12,442 --> 00:02:14,272 NOTHING. 29 00:02:14,341 --> 00:02:18,345 CAN ONE OF YOU GET ME SOME POPCORN AND A SODA? 30 00:02:18,414 --> 00:02:21,624 THIS IS GONNA BE BETTER THAN "BRIDESMAIDS." 31 00:02:28,251 --> 00:02:29,942 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. 32 00:02:30,011 --> 00:02:32,152 COULD YOU HELP ME FOR A SECOND? 33 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:35,534 MY HUSBAND'S DOWN THERE. 34 00:02:35,603 --> 00:02:37,260 THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM 35 00:02:37,329 --> 00:02:40,712 WAS WHEN HE PASSED THROUGH THOSE TREES DOWN THERE. 36 00:02:40,781 --> 00:02:43,335 COULD YOU CALL HIM FOR ME AND GET HIS ATTENTION? 37 00:02:43,404 --> 00:02:45,165 I WANT HIM TO KNOW I'M UP HERE. 38 00:02:45,234 --> 00:02:47,788 HIS NAME IS JAMES. 39 00:02:47,857 --> 00:02:50,135 JAMES! YOU KNOW WHAT? 40 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:53,034 WE CALL EACH OTHER PET NAMES. 41 00:02:53,103 --> 00:02:57,280 IF YOU YELL "HOT STUFF," HE'LL KNOW IT'S ME. 42 00:02:59,558 --> 00:03:03,321 JUST ONE TIME, SO HE KNOWS I'M UP HERE. 43 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:04,460 OKAY, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 44 00:03:04,529 --> 00:03:07,048 SO YOU WANT ME TO CALL HIM "HOT STUFF"? 45 00:03:07,117 --> 00:03:08,395 YEAH. HE'LL KNOW IT'S ME. 46 00:03:10,673 --> 00:03:14,435 UM, OKAY. UH... 47 00:03:14,504 --> 00:03:17,024 HOT STUFF! 48 00:03:17,093 --> 00:03:18,336 ONE MORE TIME. 49 00:03:18,405 --> 00:03:19,785 THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND. 50 00:03:19,854 --> 00:03:21,339 OKAY, UM... 51 00:03:21,408 --> 00:03:22,650 HOT STUFF! 52 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:26,206 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 53 00:03:26,275 --> 00:03:27,207 OH, MY GOD. 54 00:03:27,276 --> 00:03:28,311 I DON'T THINK THAT'S HIM. 55 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:29,761 OKAY. 56 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:31,521 - I AM SO SORRY. - NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 57 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:33,213 I AM SO SORRY. 58 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,468 EXCUSE ME, HON. 59 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:49,401 COULD YOU HELP ME FOR JUST A SECOND, SWEETIE? 60 00:03:49,470 --> 00:03:51,645 I'M TRYING TO LIGHT THIS, AND MY ARTHRITIS IS KICKING IN. 61 00:03:51,714 --> 00:03:53,578 COULD YOU LIGHT THIS CIGAR FOR ME REALLY QUICK? 62 00:03:53,647 --> 00:03:56,443 MMM, MMM. THANK YOU. 63 00:03:56,512 --> 00:03:58,859 OH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T USUALLY SMOKE CIGARS, 64 00:03:58,928 --> 00:04:01,448 BUT ONE OF THE SISTERS HAD A BABY LAST NIGHT -- 65 00:04:01,517 --> 00:04:03,208 OH, I THINK THAT'S A SECRET. 66 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:05,141 SO DON'T TELL ANYONE, ESPECIALLY NOT THE PRIESTS, 67 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:07,108 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE KIND OF STRAIGHT-LACED. 68 00:04:07,177 --> 00:04:08,351 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 69 00:04:09,697 --> 00:04:11,768 THANK YOU, HONEY. HAVE A BLESSED DAY. 70 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:24,816 WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO TAKE A VIDEO FOR ME? 71 00:04:25,713 --> 00:04:27,301 GREAT. 72 00:04:27,370 --> 00:04:28,716 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 73 00:04:28,785 --> 00:04:29,855 YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THIS? 74 00:04:29,924 --> 00:04:31,685 YES, I DO. YOU WANT A VIDEO? 75 00:04:31,754 --> 00:04:33,825 YEAH, A VIDEO. OKAY. 76 00:04:33,894 --> 00:04:35,378 HI, LOIS. 77 00:04:35,447 --> 00:04:39,209 IT'S ME, AND I'M IN SUNNY, SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. 78 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,798 I HOPE THAT YOU AND DR. LARD ASS 79 00:04:41,867 --> 00:04:45,837 ARE ENJOYING YOUR NEW LIFE IN FRIGID PHILADELPHIA. 80 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:49,392 WITH HER, BY THE WAY, "FRIGID" IS THE OPERATIVE WORD. 81 00:04:49,461 --> 00:04:50,600 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. 82 00:04:50,669 --> 00:04:52,361 ANYWAY, I'M ABOUT TO HIT THE WAVES. 83 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:54,052 I GOT A COUPLE OF BEACH BUNNIES 84 00:04:54,121 --> 00:04:57,193 THAT ARE WAITING TO MEET ME DOWN THERE. 85 00:04:57,262 --> 00:04:58,781 AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING, LOIS? 86 00:04:58,850 --> 00:05:03,199 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE GIRLS AROUND HERE THINK I'M CUTE. 87 00:05:03,268 --> 00:05:04,752 HAVE A NICE LIFE. 88 00:05:04,821 --> 00:05:05,822 HOW'S THAT? 89 00:05:05,891 --> 00:05:07,755 DID THAT COME OUT OKAY? 90 00:05:07,824 --> 00:05:09,792 - YEAH? YOU GOT IT? - IT WAS GOOD, YEAH. 91 00:05:09,861 --> 00:05:12,829 GREAT. I'M GONNA POST THIS RIGHT ON HER WALL. 92 00:05:14,486 --> 00:05:17,282 YOU BETCHA, YOU BETCHA. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 93 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:20,147 YOU THINK THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO MUCH? 94 00:05:21,804 --> 00:05:24,807 IT WAS GOOD. YES, I AGREE, I AGREE. 95 00:05:34,403 --> 00:05:35,680 HI. 96 00:05:35,749 --> 00:05:36,681 HOW ARE YOU? 97 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,959 I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 98 00:05:39,028 --> 00:05:40,201 OH! 99 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:41,755 WHAT ARE YOU HAVING TODAY? 100 00:05:41,824 --> 00:05:43,481 THE MONGOLIAN GRILL. 101 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:44,482 IS IT GOOD? 102 00:05:44,551 --> 00:05:46,967 VERY TASTY. OH, REALLY? 103 00:05:47,036 --> 00:05:48,865 YOU KNOW, THIS LOOKS GOOD. 104 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:51,351 YEAH. I'M WAITING FOR MY GIRLFRIEND TO COME BACK IN. 105 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:52,938 OH, REALLY? OH, SHE'S GONNA SIT HERE? 106 00:05:53,007 --> 00:05:54,215 YES. 107 00:05:54,284 --> 00:05:56,114 OH, I'LL MOVE OVER. 108 00:05:56,183 --> 00:05:57,391 OOH... 109 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:58,634 YEAH, I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO SIT ON ANY OF THESE, 110 00:05:58,703 --> 00:06:00,981 YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO. 111 00:06:01,050 --> 00:06:02,223 MMM! 112 00:06:02,292 --> 00:06:04,329 HOW IS THAT? 113 00:06:05,951 --> 00:06:07,090 WOULD YOU LIKE A FRENCH FRY? 114 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:08,195 OH, NO, I'M GOOD. THANK YOU. 115 00:06:08,264 --> 00:06:10,059 REALLY? 116 00:06:10,128 --> 00:06:12,026 I LOVE TO SHARE. 117 00:06:14,132 --> 00:06:16,859 MMM. THIS IS GOOD. 118 00:06:16,928 --> 00:06:19,413 I HOPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WON'T MIND. 119 00:06:19,482 --> 00:06:20,966 IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY. 120 00:06:21,035 --> 00:06:23,003 YOU TOO. 121 00:06:23,072 --> 00:06:24,763 MMM! 122 00:06:39,157 --> 00:06:41,159 THE CAST AND I WERE JUST DOING 123 00:06:41,228 --> 00:06:43,679 A LITTLE BONDING BEFORE THE SHOW. 124 00:06:43,748 --> 00:06:46,406 UH, IF YOU WANT TO DO SOME REAL TEAM BUILDING, 125 00:06:46,475 --> 00:06:48,166 YOU'VE GOT TO FIRE-WALK. 126 00:06:48,235 --> 00:06:49,409 RIGHT, RICHARD? 127 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:51,825 I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU NOW, BETTY. 128 00:06:51,894 --> 00:06:53,482 TO ALL OF YOU. 129 00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:56,001 OKAY, BETTY. YOU'RE UP. 130 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:57,417 SURE THING. 131 00:07:01,973 --> 00:07:03,215 OH. 132 00:07:03,284 --> 00:07:06,978 DID I FORGET TO MENTION FOOTWEAR IS ALLOWED? 133 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,541 EXCUSE ME. 134 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:20,957 YOU KNOW, I FORGOT MY GLASSES, AND -- AND IT JUST -- 135 00:07:21,026 --> 00:07:21,958 WHAT CHAPTER DOES THAT SAY? 136 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:23,304 THAT'S 13. 137 00:07:23,373 --> 00:07:25,168 REALLY? ON WHAT? 138 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,067 IT SAYS "FOUR-YEAR SERIES." 139 00:07:27,136 --> 00:07:28,413 OH, OH. 140 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:30,242 YOU KNOW, I ALREADY DID THAT. 141 00:07:30,311 --> 00:07:32,762 I DON'T NEED THIS ANYMORE. THANKS. 142 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,785 OH, I LOVE PIÑATAS. 143 00:07:55,854 --> 00:07:57,442 SOMETIMES I THROW A PARTY 144 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,755 JUST TO HAVE AN EXCUSE TO WHACK A PIÑATA. 145 00:07:59,824 --> 00:08:02,516 WELL, HERE, BETTY. TAKE THIS AND HAVE AT IT. 146 00:08:02,585 --> 00:08:04,553 BETTY, DON'T PEEK. 147 00:08:04,622 --> 00:08:06,106 GIVE IT A GOOD RIP, BETTY. 148 00:08:06,175 --> 00:08:07,176 THAT'S RIGHT. 149 00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:08,315 LOWER! 150 00:08:08,384 --> 00:08:09,523 HIGHER, HIGHER! 151 00:08:09,592 --> 00:08:11,560 HEY, BETTY, YOU SWING LIKE A GIRL! 152 00:08:13,044 --> 00:08:14,666 OHH! 153 00:08:14,735 --> 00:08:18,498 OH, MICHAEL. YOU SCREAM LIKE A GIRL. 154 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:21,673 ARE YOU OKAY, MIKE? 155 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,374 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 156 00:08:33,443 --> 00:08:35,825 MY PHONE IS STARTING TO DIE. 157 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:38,966 NO. 158 00:08:39,035 --> 00:08:40,796 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. 159 00:08:40,865 --> 00:08:42,763 I'M SORRY. NO, I TOLD -- 160 00:08:42,832 --> 00:08:45,110 NO, LOOK. I'M AT THE AIRPORT. 161 00:08:45,179 --> 00:08:46,802 I'M WAITING ON THE PLANE. 162 00:08:46,871 --> 00:08:50,253 REALLY, I'M WAITING ON THE PLANE! 163 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,221 RIGHT NOW I'M WAITING ON THE PLANE. 164 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:53,878 FAX IT. 165 00:08:53,947 --> 00:08:55,914 I DON'T CARE HOW YOU -- 166 00:08:55,983 --> 00:08:59,090 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR FAX MACHINE'S BROKEN? 167 00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:01,023 OF ALL DAYS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 168 00:09:01,092 --> 00:09:02,300 THEN E-MAIL IT. 169 00:09:02,369 --> 00:09:04,613 COME ON, E-MAIL IT, THEN. 170 00:09:04,682 --> 00:09:06,062 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO E-MAIL? 171 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:07,754 REALLY? 172 00:09:07,823 --> 00:09:10,757 OKAY, OKAY. GOODBYE. 173 00:09:10,826 --> 00:09:12,655 SOME PEOPLE ARE SO INCONSIDERATE. 174 00:09:52,453 --> 00:09:55,387 I'M JUST TRYING TO SPREAD JOY AND HAPPINESS. 175 00:10:01,324 --> 00:10:03,188 HELLO, THERE. 176 00:10:03,257 --> 00:10:06,433 I HAVE TO ASK YOU A FEW SECURITY QUESTIONS, OKAY? 177 00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:07,572 DID IT HURT? 178 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:08,987 DID WHAT HURT? 179 00:10:09,056 --> 00:10:10,782 WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN. 180 00:10:13,302 --> 00:10:14,959 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? 181 00:10:16,339 --> 00:10:18,307 I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW TO COOK THEM IN THE MORNING. 182 00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:22,276 WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? 183 00:10:22,345 --> 00:10:23,553 NO. 184 00:10:24,934 --> 00:10:26,211 YES. 185 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,696 WELL, WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF? 186 00:10:27,765 --> 00:10:29,421 4:00.4:00? 187 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:30,768 I WILL BE BACK BEFORE 4:00. 188 00:10:30,837 --> 00:10:32,735 OKAY. 189 00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:34,081 THANK YOU. BYE. 190 00:10:46,922 --> 00:10:48,095 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 191 00:10:48,164 --> 00:10:50,546 - OH, WOW! - ALL IN BLACK. 192 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:51,651 '90s LOOK. 193 00:10:53,618 --> 00:10:56,000 THE SHIRT AND THE PANTS -- THEY DON'T WORK. 194 00:10:56,069 --> 00:10:58,899 YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN 195 00:10:58,968 --> 00:11:01,177 WHEN YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL FIGURE LIKE YOU DO. 196 00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:03,076 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 197 00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:05,665 I LIKE THE PANTS. I LIKE THE CUTOFFS. 198 00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:08,944 BUT THE BLACK SOCKS HAVE TO GO. YOU NEED WHITE SOCKS. 199 00:11:15,157 --> 00:11:18,470 YOU KNOW, WE LOVE GETTING GIFTS FROM OUR FANS. 200 00:11:18,539 --> 00:11:21,853 WE CAN'T WRITE A THANK-YOU NOTE FOR EVERY GIFT, 201 00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:23,475 BUT WE CERTAINLY TRY. 202 00:11:23,544 --> 00:11:28,411 BETTY, WHAT SHOULD I WRITE FOR THIS LOVELY MUG? 203 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,449 "I'LL THINK OF YOU EVERY TIME I DRINK TEA 204 00:11:31,518 --> 00:11:33,278 FROM MY BEAUTIFUL MUG." 205 00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:35,971 HOW ABOUT THIS ADORABLE GIRAFFE? 206 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,420 "OH, I LOVE IT. 207 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,077 "IT REMINDS ME OF MICKEY, 208 00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:41,631 MY FAVORITE MASAI GIRAFFE AT THE ZOO." 209 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,703 AND THIS ONE? 210 00:11:43,772 --> 00:11:47,396 "555-0100." 211 00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:49,191 WHAT'S THAT? 212 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:50,986 MY PHONE NUMBER. 213 00:12:02,549 --> 00:12:04,620 EXCUSE ME. YEAH. 214 00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:06,208 I WANT TO REPLY TO THIS E-MAIL. 215 00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:07,243 OKAY. 216 00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:08,451 UM, I JUST GOT THIS. 217 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,798 HOW DO YOU REPLY? 218 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:11,592 - HE NEEDS MY HELP? - DO YOU KNOW? 219 00:12:11,661 --> 00:12:13,733 UM, I THINK SO. I HAVE ONE. 220 00:12:13,802 --> 00:12:15,286 YEAH? 221 00:12:15,355 --> 00:12:16,805 THIS AFRICAN PRINCE SAYS 222 00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:19,462 HE'LL GIVE ME $5 MILLION WORTH OF DIAMONDS 223 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,154 IF I JUST SEND HIM $10,000. 224 00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:22,742 REALLY? GOODNESS GRACIOUS! 225 00:12:22,811 --> 00:12:24,191 - YEAH. I'M GONNA DO IT. - THAT'S A GOOD DEAL. 226 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:25,641 CAN YOU TYPE FAST? YEAH. 227 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:27,367 - YOU WANT ME TO TYPE FOR YOU? - YEAH, YEAH. 228 00:12:27,436 --> 00:12:28,713 SURE. 229 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,026 "DEAR YOUR MAJESTY, 230 00:12:31,095 --> 00:12:35,237 I WILL SEND YOU $10,000 TODAY." 231 00:12:35,306 --> 00:12:36,859 WOW. 232 00:12:36,928 --> 00:12:39,344 I'M GONNA GET $5 MILLION WORTH OF DIAMONDS. 233 00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:40,656 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 234 00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:42,554 YOU'RE WELCOME. 235 00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:59,019 GO, RICHARD, GO! 236 00:12:59,088 --> 00:13:00,607 YOU CAN DO THIS! 237 00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:02,057 OH. YOU CAN DO BETTER. 238 00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:04,128 YOU'VE GOT TO GET A LITTLE SPIN ON THAT, PAL. 239 00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:05,301 OH. 240 00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,096 YOU MEAN LIKE THIS? 241 00:13:07,165 --> 00:13:09,340 LET'S SEE. COME ON, COME ON. 242 00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:10,548 YOU CAN DO THIS! 243 00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:11,929 WOW! 244 00:13:11,998 --> 00:13:13,344 GOOD JOB! 245 00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:14,966 GOOD. VERY GOOD. 246 00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:17,520 YOU CALL THAT SPIN? 247 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,729 WATCH A PROFESSIONAL. 248 00:13:26,288 --> 00:13:27,427 WAIT FOR IT. 249 00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:28,669 WHERE IS IT? WAIT FOR IT. 250 00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:32,639 O.M.G.! 251 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,468 AMAZING! 252 00:13:34,537 --> 00:13:36,194 - HOW'D YOU DO THAT? - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 253 00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:37,678 BETTY, YOU ARE THE GREATEST. 254 00:13:37,747 --> 00:13:39,370 THAT WAS REALLY SOMETHING. 255 00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:40,647 WHOO! 256 00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:41,648 UH... 257 00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:43,823 WOW. 258 00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:49,035 UH, LET'S KEEP THAT OUR LITTLE SECRET. 259 00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,386 EXCUSE ME. 260 00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:57,906 SIR, EXCUSE ME. 261 00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,977 DID YOU SEE A BOY DOWN THERE? 262 00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:01,979 I LET HIM, YOU KNOW, OFF HIS MONKEY LEASH, 263 00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:03,532 AND NOW I CAN'T -- I DON'T -- 264 00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:04,705 A BOY? 265 00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:06,190 YES. 266 00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:07,674 NO. 267 00:14:07,743 --> 00:14:10,504 HE HAS, YOU KNOW, BROWN HAIR AND BROWN EYES. 268 00:14:10,573 --> 00:14:12,852 YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK WITH THE POLICE HERE. 269 00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:14,508 CHECK? YEAH. 270 00:14:14,577 --> 00:14:16,234 THEY'LL PROBABLY HELP YOU FIND HIM. 271 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,788 HEY, WERE YOU LOOKING FOR ME? 272 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,618 YOU HAD ME WORRIED SICK. 273 00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:25,071 THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M GONNA LET YOU OFF THIS LEASH. 274 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:28,143 YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR -- NO, NO. 275 00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:30,214 NO, YOU HAVE TO BE OUT OF YOUR MIND. 276 00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:33,010 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - NO, I'M NOT KIDDING YOU. 277 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,639 EXCUSE ME. PLEASE STOP. 278 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:45,401 WE'RE DOING TRAFFIC CONTROL FOR INSURANCE PURPOSES. 279 00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:48,163 HOW LONG DO I WAIT? 280 00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:50,268 UNTIL IT'S SAFE TO PROCEED. 281 00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:55,860 WHY AM I STOPPED AND THEY'RE GOING? 282 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:59,208 BECAUSE YOU'RE ALONE AND THEY'RE TWO PEOPLE. 283 00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:00,554 SO, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 284 00:15:00,623 --> 00:15:02,936 AS SOON AS WE GET A PARTNER FOR YOU, 285 00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:04,731 THEN YOU CAN GO THROUGH. 286 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,353 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 287 00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:08,528 I'M -- I'M NOT KIDDING YOU. NO, I'M NOT. 288 00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:10,254 SO, THAT COULD TAKE 10, 15 MINUTES? 289 00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:11,600 NO, IT WON'T TAKE 10. 290 00:15:11,669 --> 00:15:13,567 MAYBE...11. 291 00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:15,397 OKAY. 292 00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:17,813 WELL, YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER. 293 00:15:19,746 --> 00:15:21,506 BYE. 294 00:15:40,491 --> 00:15:42,251 HELLO. HELLO. 295 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,600 ARE YOU REALLY GONNA SEE THIS FILM? 296 00:15:46,669 --> 00:15:48,602 I SAW THIS YESTERDAY. 297 00:15:48,671 --> 00:15:50,570 THE ENDING IS HORRIBLE. 298 00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:51,605 REALLY? IT IS. 299 00:15:51,674 --> 00:15:53,090 THEY BLOW UP THE PLACE, 300 00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:54,712 AND THE GUY GOES OFF IN A SPACESHIP. 301 00:15:54,781 --> 00:15:57,094 I DON'T GET IT, BUT... 302 00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:59,199 ALIENS -- DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? 303 00:15:59,268 --> 00:16:01,546 I DON'T GET IT. 304 00:16:01,615 --> 00:16:04,860 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HATE IT, BUT ENJOY IT. 305 00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:09,209 REALLY, IF YOU CAN. 306 00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:12,316 HI. CAN I HAVE YOUR TICKET, PLEASE? 307 00:16:12,385 --> 00:16:13,593 THANK YOU. 308 00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:16,699 EW. YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE THIS MOVIE, ARE YOU? 309 00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:20,945 WHOO! WHOO! 310 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,222 SHH-WAA! 311 00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:23,396 YEAH. 312 00:16:24,673 --> 00:16:26,399 WOW! 313 00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:28,470 WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO! 314 00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:30,058 OH, HI! 315 00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:33,751 OH, OH, OH! YEAH, YEAH! 316 00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:39,308 WHOO, WHOO, WHOO! 317 00:16:39,377 --> 00:16:41,138 WHIP TIME! 318 00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:42,967 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 319 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,934 WHEE! 320 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,936 YEE-YAH! 321 00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:56,222 THIS IS A JOGGING PATH! 322 00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,533 MOVE IT! 323 00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:04,747 THIS IS A JOGGING PATH, FELLAS! LET'S JOG IT UP! 324 00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:12,410 THANK YOU! 325 00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:21,040 YOU WERE JUST LOOKING AT THAT STATUE. 326 00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:22,041 AM I RIGHT? 327 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,283 YOU ARE RIGHT. 328 00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:26,597 YEAH, WELL, THAT STATUE IS BEING RENOVATED. 329 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:29,117 AND NOBODY CAN LOOK AT IT 330 00:17:29,186 --> 00:17:31,153 UNTIL THE RENOVATION IS COMPLETE. 331 00:17:31,222 --> 00:17:33,431 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - YOU JUST LOOKED AT IT AGAIN. 332 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,088 OH. 333 00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:36,917 - THEY'RE RENOVATING IT. - ARE YOU GONNA WRITE ME UP? 334 00:17:36,986 --> 00:17:38,367 YES. 335 00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:40,680 WHY ARE YOU GONNA WRITE ME UP? BECAUSE I LOOKED AT IT? 336 00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:42,440 FOR LOOKING AT A STATUE. 337 00:17:42,509 --> 00:17:45,374 YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOLD THAT YOU CANNOT LOOK AT THAT STATUE. 338 00:17:45,443 --> 00:17:46,996 BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. IT'S LIKE IT'S RIGHT -- 339 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,274 UH, UH! ALL RIGHT. 340 00:17:48,343 --> 00:17:49,551 SO, WAIT, WAIT. 341 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,725 LIKE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT MY -- WHAT I'M -- 342 00:17:51,794 --> 00:17:53,244 YOU DIDN'T SEE THE SIGNS THAT SAID "DO NOT LOOK --" 343 00:17:53,313 --> 00:17:54,901 WHERE ARE THE SIGNS? 344 00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:56,420 AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY PATH -- 345 00:17:56,489 --> 00:17:58,698 OH! OKAY. 346 00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,941 I DIDN'T LOOK AT IT THAT TIME. I SWOOPED BY IT. 347 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:02,909 OKAY. THEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP 348 00:18:02,978 --> 00:18:06,188 FOR SWOOPING AND MULTIPLE LOOKING AT THE STATUE. 349 00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:07,638 OH, MY GOODNESS. 350 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:09,467 NO, I ONLY LOOKED AT IT ONE TIME. 351 00:18:09,536 --> 00:18:11,055 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT? 352 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,470 I JUST HEARD THERE'S SOME LOOKIE LOUS 353 00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:14,403 LOOKING AT THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE. 354 00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:15,784 UH-OH. I GOTTA GO. 355 00:18:15,853 --> 00:18:17,441 THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. 356 00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:40,395 HELEN. HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? 357 00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:42,328 HI, GUYS. HOW YOU DOING? 358 00:18:42,397 --> 00:18:45,158 NICE TO SEE YOU. HI. 359 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,849 WE LIKE TO GET SEATS NEXT TO PEOPLE. 360 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,265 WE DON'T LIKE TO SIT TOGETHER. 361 00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:50,059 THAT'S HELEN, AND I'M DOTTIE. 362 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,338 NICE TO SEE YOU, YEAH. 363 00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:54,581 WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE A SANDWICH? 364 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,721 - YOU'RE OKAY? - WE GOT WHEAT BREAD. 365 00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:58,206 WE HAVE TURKEY AND HAM. 366 00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,104 - THANK YOU, BABE. - EXCUSE US, PLEASE. 367 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,657 HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, 368 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:03,280 BUT IT'S MORE FUN WHEN YOU'RE SITTING WITH PEOPLE. 369 00:19:03,349 --> 00:19:04,522 I GOT CHIPS, TOO. 370 00:19:04,591 --> 00:19:07,353 OH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. HAVE A CHIP, AT LEAST. 371 00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:08,595 YOU LIKE CHIPS? 372 00:19:08,664 --> 00:19:10,597 YOU GOT APPLES? 373 00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:12,565 REALLY? DID YOU BRING A KNIFE? 374 00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:16,189 HELEN, DID YOU BRING THE DIP? 375 00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:17,777 NO, I DON'T HAVE THE DIP. I JUST HAVE -- 376 00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:19,606 AND I HAVE NO NAPKINS. 377 00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:21,677 WELL, LET'S GO BACK TO THE CAR. 378 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,438 ALL RIGHT. WE GOT TO GO FAST. THE MOVIE'S GONNA START. 379 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,233 LISTEN, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY? 380 00:19:25,302 --> 00:19:27,131 DON'T LET THEM TAKE OUR SEATS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 381 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,546 EXCUSE ME. I'M GONNA GO GET SOME... 382 00:19:28,615 --> 00:19:30,134 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 383 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:33,793 OH, GOSH. HURRY! HURRY, HELEN. 384 00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:42,284 HELLO. 385 00:19:42,353 --> 00:19:46,426 I AM SO SORRY THAT I'M LATE. 386 00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:47,600 ARE YOU READY TO LEAVE HERE, BIG BOY? 387 00:19:47,669 --> 00:19:49,636 HUH? 388 00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,466 ARE YOU READY TO GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE? 389 00:19:51,535 --> 00:19:53,053 EXCUSE ME? 390 00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:55,090 YOU'RE THE GUY FROM CRAIGSLIST 391 00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:57,575 THAT WANTED TO BE DIAPERED AND SPANKED 392 00:19:57,644 --> 00:19:59,025 AND TREATED LIKE A CHILD? 393 00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:01,614 NO. NO. 394 00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:05,204 OH, MY GOD. I AM -- I AM SO SORRY. 395 00:20:05,273 --> 00:20:08,793 I -- HE SAID HE WAS GONNA BE WEARING A BLUE T-SHIRT. 396 00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,933 I'M SO SORRY. I GOT TO FIND HIM. OH, MY GOD. 397 00:20:27,156 --> 00:20:29,124 EVERYONE GETS WRINKLES, 398 00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:32,092 BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THE BOTOX ROUTE, 399 00:20:32,161 --> 00:20:35,234 THEN MAKE SURE YOU TAKE THESE SIMPLE PRECAUTIONS. 400 00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:38,306 FIRST, USE SPF 30. 401 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,860 SECOND, STAY OUT OF THE SUN. 402 00:20:40,929 --> 00:20:44,829 AND, THIRD, MAKE SURE YOU DRINK PLENTY OF LIQUIDS. 26594

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