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HI.
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EXCUSE US.
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WE HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM.
MY DAUGHTER...
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AND MY SON...
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THEY WANT
TO HAVE A BABY.
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AND, WELL...
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MY SON
HAS A PROBLEM.
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HE DOESN'T HAVE
ENOUGH SPERM COUNT.
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SO, WE NEED A DONOR.
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WE'VE GOT SOME CONTAINERS
IN THE CAR, AND WE'LL PAY YOU.
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THERE'S A BATHROOM
RIGHT OVER HERE.
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WE HAVE SOME MAGAZINES
TO GET YOU IN THE MOOD
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IN THE CAR, TOO.
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YOU DON'T NEED
A MAGAZINE?
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SO, WE SHOULD
GO GET THE CUP?
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HOW 'BOUT THIS?
OKAY.
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YOU GUYS
ARE GONNA BE RIGHT HERE?
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YES, WE ARE.
WE'LL BE HERE.
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JUST GIVE US A MINUTE,
AND I'LL BE BACK.
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OKAY.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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AND IF THE TWO OF YOU
WANT TO GET IN ON THIS,
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REALLY, YOU'RE WELCOME.
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NAILED IT.
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OOH!
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HI THERE.
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I'M BETTY WHITE, AND WELCOME
TO "OFF THEIR ROCKERS."
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I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
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I'VE NEVER DONE
A VIDEO-DATING PROFILE BEFORE.
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BUT HERE GOES.
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WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE ABOUT ME.
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CALL ME.
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EXCUSE ME.
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I'M MEETING A FRIEND
FOR LUNCH,
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AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS
A CONCESSION STAND HERE.
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DO YOU KNOW OF ANY RESTAURANTS
AROUND HERE?
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UM, RESTAURANTS.
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LIKE, WHAT KIND?
DO YOU KNOW--
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I'M JUST ASKING
TO FIND A PLACE TO EAT,
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AND YOU'RE COMING
ONTO ME.
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OH, YOU'RE PICKING UP ON ME
IN THE PARK.
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UNBELIEVABLE.
SHAME ON YOU.
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Woman on P.A.:
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.
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SOUTHWEST AIRLINES
TO SAN DIEGO...
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HEY, MOM.
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I'M SITTING HERE, AND
I'M WAITING, YOU KNOW...
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I HATE
TO BOTHER YOU.
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I WAS WONDERING,
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WOULD YOU BE WILLING
TO WATCH MY WIFE
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JUST FOR ONE MINUTE
WHILE I GO TO THE BATHROOM?
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YEAH, SURE.
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OKAY,
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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THANKS.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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- MY NAME IS JESSICA.
- JESSICA, OKAY.
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JESSICA, OKAY.
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JESSICA,
THIS IS PHYLLIS.
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OKAY?
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OKAY,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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EXCUSE ME.
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THIS IS
SORT OF EMBARRASSING,
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BUT I WANTED TO ASK YOU
A QUESTION.
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YES, MA'AM.
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HAVE YOU EVER HAD A--
BEEN WAXED?
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YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOTTEN A WAX--
LIKE A BIKINI WAX?
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NO, MA'AM.
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OH, GOD.
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WELL, I GOT
THIS BRAZILIAN BIKINI WAX,
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BUT NOW I'M SO SORE,
AND I HAVE A DATE.
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DO YOU THINK
I DARE GO ON MY DATE?
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HE'S AWFULLY CUTE.
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I'M AFRAID THAT I MIGHT
DO MYSELF OR HIM SOME HARM.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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UH...I'D STILL GO.
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JUST EXPLAIN TO HIM
WHAT HAPPENED.
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YOU THINK SO?
YOU THINK HE'D UNDERSTAND?
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IT'S ALL ABOUT
UNDERSTANDING.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I'LL
JUST PUT SOME SALVE ON IT
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AND SOME ICE
OR SOMETHING.
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YES, MA'AM.
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AND GIVE IT A WHIRL, 'CAUSE HE'S SO CUTE.
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HE'S VERY MUCH
LIKE YOU.
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YES, MA'AM.
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BYE. THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU
FOR YOUR ADVICE.
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- I SO APPRECIATE IT.
- YES, MA'AM.
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SO ANYWAY,
I'M OUT ON THE BALCONY,
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HOLDING THIS TOOL
BY THE ANKLES.
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I TELL HIM, "LISTEN, BUDDY.
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"IF YOU DON'T
GIVE ME THAT PART,
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"I WILL DROP YOU FASTER
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THAN A FAT CHICK
IN A BROKEN ELEVATOR."
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SO, WHAT HAPPENED?
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SEVEN SEASONS
ON "THE GOLDEN GIRLS."
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EXCUSE ME.
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EXCUSE ME.
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OH, HI THERE.
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IT'S SO EASY TO
GET CAUGHT UP USING FACEBOOK.
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I CAN KEEP IN TOUCH
WITH MY FRIENDS.
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I CAN PLAY FUN GAMES.
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AND BEST OF ALL,
I CAN GET POKED ALL DAY LONG.
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OH, BOY.
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LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A LONG DAY
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OF UNTAGGING PHOTOS
AHEAD OF ME.
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LAKE HAVASU WAS WILD THIS YEAR.
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TODAY, WE OBSERVE
THE FEEDING HABITS
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OF THE TWO YOUNG MALES
OF THE SPECIES
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IN THEIR
NATURAL HABITAT--
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THE FOOD COURT
AT THE MALL.
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ONE HAS POUNCED
ON THE PIZZA,
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WHILE THE OTHER ONE
HAS GONE FOR THE FRENCH FRIES
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AND CARBONATED BEVERAGE.
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IT'S FASCINATING.
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PERHAPS A CLOSER LOOK
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JUST TO SEE
WHAT TOPPINGS HE CHOSE.
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OH, I THINK I'VE BEEN--
I'VE BEEN COMPROMISED.
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I THINK IT'S TIME
TO BEAT A HASTY RETREAT,
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NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT SO AS
NOT TO BECOME THEIR NEXT MEAL.
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I HAVE THIS THING,
AND IT'S NOT LIKE A GIFT CARD.
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IS THERE ANY CHANCE
THAT I COULD GET, LIKE,
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THE PRICE OF A MOVIE'S WORTH
OF CANDY?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I HAVE PREMIUM POPCORN
FROM CORN MADE FROM IOWA CORN.
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ALL RIGHT,
CAN I USE THIS FOR IT?
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IT'S 50 BUCKS A BAG.
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THAT'S CRAZY.
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UNDER THE TABLE.
UNDER THE TABLE.
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I'LL GIVE YOU
A BIG DISCOUNT, OKAY?
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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WAIT, WHAT?
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EXCUSE ME.
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DO YOU KNOW
WHERE OLVERA STREET IS?
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YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY
JUST UP ACROSS THE STREET.
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YEAH, JUST LIKE,
WHEN YOU GO OUT THE FRONT DOOR,
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IT'S, LIKE,
UP ON THE CORNER.
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YEAH?
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IT'S LIKE
CATTY-CORNER TO IT.
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OKAY, SO, I CROSS THIS STREET
AND GO TO MY RIGHT.
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YEAH, GO TO YOUR RIGHT.
GO ACROSS THE STREET.
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IT'S ALMOST LIKE DIAGONAL
TO HERE.
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BUT IT'S JUST
ACROSS THE STREET.
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YEAH, CAN I
TELL YOU ONE THING?
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YEAH.
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WHEN YOU TALK TO LADY,
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LOOK AT HER EYES,
NOT AT HER BOOBS.
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CAN YOU HELP ME
UPDATE MY TWEETER STATUS?
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I JUST CAN'T SEE
THE KEYBOARD.
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CAN YOU
TYPE IT IN FOR ME?
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JUST TYPE IT IN.
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WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO TYPE?
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OKAY, JUST TYPE, "SURGERY GOOD."
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"SURGERY GOOD."
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AND THEN "THEY'RE GONE."
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"THEY'RE GONE. "YEAH.
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AND ONE MORE SENTENCE.
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"I FEEL LIKE...
A...NEW...WOMAN."
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AND THEN
THERE'S A LITTLE HASH TAG.
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THERE'S A LITTLE HASH TAG
RIGHT THERE.
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AND THEN
IT SAYS POST-OP.
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IT'S AMAZING
HOW MANY OF MY FOLLOWERS
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WANT TO KEEP UP
WITH MY SEX CHANGE.
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OKAY.
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SO WHY IS SANDY
POSTING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
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ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE?
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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WHAT? FACEBOOK.
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SANDY GARVIN POSTING ON
YOUR FACEBOOKS PAGE.
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YEAH, SO?
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SO, SO,
SHE'S YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND.
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COME ON.
I'M SORRY.
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DO YOU THINK
IT'S WRONG FOR HIM
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TO POST ON HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND
ON FACEBOOK?
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I THINK
IT'S AWFUL.
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SHE WAS MY GIRLFRIEND
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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THAT WAS
OVER 60 YEARS AGO.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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60. 60.
COUNT THEM.
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I THINK
YOU'RE HORRIBLE.
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IT'S NOT LIKE
I POKED HER OR ANYTHING.
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HI, EXCUSE ME.
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DO YOU
HAVE A MINUTE?
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HELP AN OLD LADY
FOR A SECOND, WOULD YOU?
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OH, YOU'RE A DEAR.
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ARE YOU A WRITER?
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NO.
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I'M JUST TRYING
TO WRITE THIS THING,
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AND I CHANGED GENRES.
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I'M WRITING AN EROTIC NOVEL
IS THE THING,
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AND IT'S SOMETHING
I'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE.
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I'M VERY CONSERVATIVE,
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SO I'M TRYING TO STEP OUT
OF MY COMFORT ZONE.
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BUT I'M,
LIKE, BLOCKED.
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I'M LOOKING
FOR A WONDERFUL WORD,
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BEAUTIFUL WORD,
SEXY WORD FOR ORGASM.
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00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:04,344
EVERYBODY SAYS "ORGASM, ORGASM."
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00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:05,655
IF YOU
HAD TO DESCRIBE THAT MOMENT,
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HOW WOULD YOU
DESCRIBE THAT MOMENT?
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GIVE ME
SOMETHING THAT'S...
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00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:09,832
OH, I'VE GOT MY NOTES
EVERYWHERE.
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OKAY.
I'M SPEECHLESS.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I GOT TO GO.
REALLY?
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:17,426
WHY?
THE SEX IS EVERYWHERE.
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I MEAN,
I'M OLD, BUT I REMEMBER IT.
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BUH-BYE. THANK YOU.
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00:12:28,678 --> 00:12:31,233
HERE YOU GO.
HERE YOU GO.
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00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:32,752
JEFF, HE'S AT THE TOP
OF THE HILL.
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HAND IT TO HIM.
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COME ON, RUN.
WE GOT TO MAKE TIME.
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COME ON, GANG.
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WE CAN COME UP WITH AN IDEA
FOR A VIRAL VIDEO.
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WE JUST HAVE TO
GET OUR HEADS TOGETHER.
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WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING
WITH A CAT?
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NO.
NO.
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WHAT ABOUT PLANKING?
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IS THAT STILL POPULAR?
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NO.
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I GUESS WE JUST HAVE TO
GO WITH THE CLASSIC.
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00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:07,545
HITTING SOMEONE IN THE CROTCH.
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00:13:07,614 --> 00:13:09,271
AW, WHY ME?
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SO, WE'RE GONNA GET
SOMEBODY.
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OH, HONEY, OKAY.
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00:13:25,114 --> 00:13:27,289
SIR, WOULD YOU
TOSS A COIN FOR ME?
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00:13:27,358 --> 00:13:29,049
WE'RE HAVING
A LITTLE DISCUSSION HERE,
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A DISAGREEMENT.
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OKAY.
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00:13:31,189 --> 00:13:32,501
WE NEED
AN IMPARTIAL FLIPPER.
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GO AHEAD.
FLIP IT UP.
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HEADS!
OH, I WIN.
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00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:39,163
OH, FINE.
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I'LL SEE IF GENIE
WANTS TO DO A THREE-WAY,
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BUT PLEASE DON'T COMPLAIN TO ME
WHEN IT STARTS TO GET WEIRD.
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HEY,
THE WEIRDER, THE BETTER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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OKAY.
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YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS.
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HUH?
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS.
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00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:08,640
FOR WHAT?
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00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:11,126
HEY,
I TRIED TO WARN YOU.
240
00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:32,526
- HI. HOW YOU DOING, SIR?
- HEY.
241
00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:34,356
I GOT THE ORGAN.
242
00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:39,464
JUST--JUST LEAVE THE MONEY
IN THIS ENVELOPE.
243
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:46,023
ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO SEE
WHAT YOU'RE GETTING, OKAY?
244
00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:48,404
THIS IS A PERFECTLY HEALTHY
KIDNEY, MAN.
245
00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:49,923
PERFECTLY HEALTHY.
246
00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:52,201
WHAT THE IT'S FRESH.
247
00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:53,789
I JUST HARVESTED IT.
248
00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:57,448
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
249
00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:58,483
LEAVE THE MONEY HERE.
250
00:14:58,552 --> 00:15:00,865
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
251
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:01,901
YOU LOOK
LIKE A NICE GUY.
252
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,626
I'M GONNA THROW IN
THE COOLER.
253
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,869
I'LL BE BACK
FOR THE MONEY.
254
00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:18,434
YOU TOOK OFF EARLY!
YOU CHEATED!
255
00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:19,746
I NEVER CHEAT!
256
00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:20,885
I'M JUST BETTER!
257
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,266
I'M WINNING!
258
00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:24,095
HEY!
259
00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:26,373
AH, YOU'RE CHEATING AGAIN,
JO MARIE!
260
00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:35,831
OH, THAT MUST BE
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
261
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,592
COME IN!
262
00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:40,525
MISS WHITE,
I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU.
263
00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:42,148
OH, I'M OKAY.
264
00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:43,873
THANK YOU
FOR STOPPING BY.
265
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:47,981
MISS WHITE,
ARE YOU OKAY?
266
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:50,880
OH, UH, I'M FINE.
267
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,710
IT'S ALL GOOD.
268
00:15:55,092 --> 00:15:56,645
MISS WHITE,
ARE YOU OKAY?
269
00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:58,509
OH, THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE HERE.
270
00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:02,478
I THINK
SOMETHING'S ON FIRE.
271
00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:04,446
I THINK I FOUND THE PROBLEM,
MISS WHITE.
272
00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:06,827
IT'S THIS
SMOKE MACHINE.
273
00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:09,589
I THOUGHT
I HAD TURNED THAT OFF.
274
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:22,982
I MEAN, LIKE,
275
00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:24,984
THE BEER-BATTERED
FISH SANDWICH SOUNDS GOOD...
276
00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:29,954
HEY, THIS IS LOU CUTELL AND
MIKE YAMA AT THE JUNKYARD CAFE.
277
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,129
WE'RE LOOKING AT
THIS YOUNG COUPLE HERE.
278
00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:35,339
THEY SEEM TO BE
OUT ON A ROMANTIC EVENING.
279
00:16:36,409 --> 00:16:37,651
I SEE SOME SMILES.
280
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,620
OH, HO, HO,
THIS IS GONNA BE GLORIOUS.
281
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:42,725
SHE IS
REALLY VERY EXCITED.
282
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,382
I DON'T KNOW.
283
00:16:44,451 --> 00:16:47,454
GOING OUT FOR A
ROMANTIC EVENING IN A T-SHIRT?
284
00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:49,836
WELL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK
HE'S GONNA SCORE TONIGHT.
285
00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:50,975
LET ME TELL YOU.
286
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,942
SOMEONE'S GONNA GET
VERY LUCKY.
287
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,634
WELL,
LOOK AT HIS BODY LANGUAGE.
288
00:16:54,703 --> 00:16:56,049
I THINK SOMETHING'S
GONNA HAPPEN.
289
00:16:56,118 --> 00:16:57,775
SOMETHING SPECIAL'S
GONNA HAPPEN.
290
00:16:57,844 --> 00:16:59,121
THIS IS LOU CUTELL...
291
00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:00,640
AND MICHAEL YAMA...
292
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,745
SIGNING OFF
IN SIMI VALLEY.
293
00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:21,040
EXCUSE ME.
294
00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:22,041
COULD YOU
DO ME A FAVOR
295
00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,249
AND TAKE A VIDEO OF ME
296
00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:25,216
FOR ME TO SEND TO
MY GRANDCHILDREN?
297
00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:26,217
SURE, SURE.
298
00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:27,563
I REALLY
APPRECIATE THIS.
299
00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:29,358
IF YOU COULD JUST
STAND RIGHT HERE.
300
00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:30,428
IT'S ALL SET.
301
00:17:30,497 --> 00:17:31,947
YOU JUST PUSH THE BUTTON
ON THE TOP.
302
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:33,742
I'M GONNA STAND
BACK HERE.
303
00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:36,124
HI, MICHAEL AND NICKY.
304
00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:37,918
IT'S GRANNY.
I'M HERE IN HOLLYWOOD.
305
00:17:37,987 --> 00:17:39,334
I'M ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD.
306
00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:41,646
I'M HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME
ON VACATION.
307
00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:43,579
I SAW
THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN.
308
00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:45,995
TOMORROW, I'M GONNA GO TO
SOME OF THE AMUSEMENT PARKS,
309
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,963
AND I'M REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT BEING HERE.
310
00:17:48,032 --> 00:17:49,792
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR SOME MOVIE STARS.
311
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,311
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY YET.
312
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,864
THIS GENTLEMAN HERE
IS VERY HANDSOME.
313
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:54,383
MAYBE HE'S IN THE MOVIES.
314
00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:57,076
I'LL HAVE TO ASK HIM
IF HE'S IN THE MOVIES.
315
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:59,285
BUT IT'S REALLY EXCITING
BEING HERE.
316
00:18:01,356 --> 00:18:03,599
WHAT? WHAT?
317
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:05,325
HIM?
NO, THAT'S OKAY.
318
00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:07,016
HE CAN
JUST STAND THERE.
319
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,156
THAT'S OKAY.
320
00:18:08,225 --> 00:18:10,572
SO I'M GOING
TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK TOMORROW,
321
00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:12,229
AND IT'S GONNA BE
LOTS OF FUN.
322
00:18:12,298 --> 00:18:13,782
AND I KNOW
I'M GONNA ENJOY MYSELF.
323
00:18:13,851 --> 00:18:16,336
SORRY THAT YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BE THERE WITH ME.
324
00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:18,752
IS THIS
A PROBLEM FOR YOU?
325
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,341
WHAT?
326
00:18:22,963 --> 00:18:24,103
REALLY, IT'S OKAY.
327
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:25,897
- NO, NO, NO, WATCH.
- I'LL GET SOMEBODY ELSE.
328
00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:27,347
WATCH THIS.
THAT'S OKAY.
329
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:36,770
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
330
00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:38,393
COULD YOU COME HERE
FOR A SECOND?
331
00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:40,602
COULD YOU MAKE ANY SUGGESTIONS
FOR ME FOR BEER?
332
00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:43,052
LISTEN, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T REALLY NEED BEER.
333
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,847
COULD YOU JUST
BLOCK ME FOR A SECOND?
334
00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:55,341
OH, GOD.
335
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:57,170
I NEEDED THAT.
336
00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:58,758
THANKS SO MUCH.
337
00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:03,452
THANKS.
338
00:19:18,847 --> 00:19:20,193
HEY,
YOU LIKE HIP-HOP, RIGHT?
339
00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:21,367
CHECK OUT MY RHYME.
340
00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:24,370
OKAY.
HERE GOES MY RHYME.
341
00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:25,371
YOU READY?
342
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,993
- I'M READY.
- COME ON.
343
00:19:27,062 --> 00:19:28,132
DIG IT.
344
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,306
DON'T MESS WITH ME, FOOL ♪
345
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,584
♪ BECAUSE I'M NO TALKER ♪
346
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:36,036
♪ I ROLL SO HARD,
I GOT RIMS ON MY WALKER ♪
347
00:19:36,105 --> 00:19:38,522
♪ AND EVEN THOUGH MY KNEE
IS CREAKIN' ♪
348
00:19:38,591 --> 00:19:40,938
♪ I TAKE A PILL,
I CAN GET MY FREAK ON ♪
349
00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:42,319
YEAH.
350
00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:44,424
♪ I CAN STAND TALL
AND I CAN DO MY DUTY ♪
351
00:19:44,493 --> 00:19:48,221
♪ SO IF YOU'RE FEELIN' FUNKY
AND YOU'RE LOOKIN' FINE ♪
352
00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:51,086
♪ BITCH, TAKE A NUMBER
AND GET IN LINE ♪
353
00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:56,367
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, HEY.
354
00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:59,646
MC DECAF CAPPUCCINO.
355
00:20:09,069 --> 00:20:10,588
HOW ABOUT SOME CHIPS,
EVERYONE?
356
00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:12,349
THANK YOU.
357
00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:13,660
OH, HI, EVERYONE.
358
00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:17,181
MY FAVORITE NIGHT OF THE WEEK--
GAME NIGHT.
359
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,597
TONIGHT,
WE'RE PLAYING CELEBRITY.
360
00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:21,806
YOU KNOW, THE GAME WHERE
SOMEBODY GIVES YOU A CLUE,
361
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,877
AND THEN YOU GUESS
WHO THE STAR IS?
362
00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:25,500
WHO GOES FIRST?
363
00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:27,156
YOU AND MICHAEL.
364
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,884
ALL RIGHT.
365
00:20:30,953 --> 00:20:33,508
SOMEONE YOU WORKED WITH.
366
00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:35,993
OH.
NARROW IT DOWN.
367
00:20:36,062 --> 00:20:37,960
SOMEONE YOU DATED.
368
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:42,586
NARROW IT DOWN.
369
00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:46,866
SOMEONE YOU DATED
LAST WEEK.
370
00:20:46,935 --> 00:20:49,834
WE COULD BE HERE
ALL NIGHT.
371
00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:51,733
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY.
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