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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,429 --> 00:00:17,569 EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU HELP ME FOR JUST A MOMENT? 2 00:00:17,638 --> 00:00:20,054 I'M THINKING OF GETTING A BREAST LIFT, 3 00:00:20,123 --> 00:00:21,366 AND I WANT TO GET IMPLANTS. 4 00:00:21,435 --> 00:00:23,264 AND I'M TRYING TO GET AN OPINION ABOUT 5 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:26,992 WHETHER I SHOULD GO ONE SIZE UP OR TWO SIZES UP. 6 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:29,477 NOW, I NEED A MAN'S OPINION. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 7 00:00:29,546 --> 00:00:30,858 I THINK ONE SIZE WOULD BE JUST FINE. 8 00:00:30,927 --> 00:00:32,135 ARE YOU A BOOB MAN? 9 00:00:32,204 --> 00:00:33,309 I'M MORE OF AN ASS GUY. 10 00:00:33,378 --> 00:00:35,069 - OH, ARE YA? WELL, GOOD. - YEAH. 11 00:00:35,138 --> 00:00:36,864 YEAH, SO, YOU THINK JUST ONE SIZE UP WOULD WORK? 12 00:00:36,933 --> 00:00:38,659 'CAUSE I'M A "D." IT WOULD BE TOO MUCH, WOULDN'T IT? 13 00:00:38,728 --> 00:00:40,661 RIGHT. I THINK ONE -- ONE WOULD BE EFFICIENT. 14 00:00:40,730 --> 00:00:42,249 ONE WOULD BE EFF-- GOOD. WONDERFUL. 15 00:00:42,318 --> 00:00:43,767 'CAUSE I HAVE A DATE WITH A HOT PRIEST. 16 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,493 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? HE'S KIND OF YOUNG. 17 00:00:45,562 --> 00:00:46,770 - I'M SO EXCITED. - OH, OKAY. 18 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,496 - THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP! - OF COURSE. 19 00:00:48,565 --> 00:00:51,430 BLESS YOU, HON! 20 00:01:03,373 --> 00:01:05,030 NAILED IT. 21 00:01:15,765 --> 00:01:20,390 AH-CHOO! 22 00:01:32,402 --> 00:01:34,059 OOH! 23 00:01:45,691 --> 00:01:48,453 OH, HI, THERE, AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 24 00:01:48,522 --> 00:01:50,731 YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THIS, 25 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,009 BUT MY FRIEND NICK CANNON 26 00:01:53,078 --> 00:01:56,323 IS NOT JUST THE HOST OF "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT," 27 00:01:56,392 --> 00:02:00,258 AN ACTOR, RAPPER, MANAGER, AND PRODUCER, 28 00:02:00,327 --> 00:02:03,330 BUT NOW HE'S ALSO A FATHER OF TWINS. 29 00:02:03,399 --> 00:02:04,710 OH, YEAH. 30 00:02:04,779 --> 00:02:06,436 LET ME TELL YOU, MISS BETTY, 31 00:02:06,505 --> 00:02:09,094 THOSE TWINS ARE DOUBLE THE TROUBLE, 32 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,095 BUT THEY'RE ALSO DOUBLE THE FUN. 33 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:12,960 I ALWAYS WISHED I HAD A TWIN. 34 00:02:13,029 --> 00:02:14,789 Y-YOU KNOW WHAT? SO DID I. 35 00:02:14,858 --> 00:02:16,860 YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS WANTED SOMEONE TO SWITCH PLACES WITH ME 36 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:19,208 WHEN I HAD TO TAKE A TEST AT SCHOOL THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE. 37 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:23,212 I ALWAYS WANTED SOMEBODY TO FRAME... 38 00:02:23,281 --> 00:02:26,180 IN CASE THEY EVER FIND THE BODY. 39 00:02:37,709 --> 00:02:40,021 WELL, HELLO, THERE. HI. 40 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:41,402 HOW ARE YOU? FINE. 41 00:02:41,471 --> 00:02:43,784 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT DOWN? - OH, YEAH. 42 00:02:43,853 --> 00:02:45,889 ISN'T IT A LOVELY DAY OUT HERE TODAY? 43 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,374 YEAH. 44 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,549 YEAH. 45 00:02:50,618 --> 00:02:54,346 YOU KNOW, IT'S...EVEN LOVELIER SINCE I RAN INTO YOU. 46 00:02:54,415 --> 00:02:56,866 OH, MY GOODNESS. 47 00:02:56,935 --> 00:03:00,180 YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE MALE ESCORTS, AREN'T YOU? 48 00:03:01,836 --> 00:03:03,493 I GOT ABOUT $43 WITH ME. 49 00:03:03,562 --> 00:03:05,219 WHAT'LL THAT GET ME? 50 00:03:05,288 --> 00:03:06,600 YOU'RE KIDDING. 51 00:03:06,669 --> 00:03:07,946 NO. 52 00:03:10,431 --> 00:03:12,882 I KNOW YOU PROBABLY CAN'T MAKE DEALS 53 00:03:12,951 --> 00:03:14,677 OUT HERE IN THE OPEN LIKE THIS. 54 00:03:14,746 --> 00:03:16,092 SO, UH... RIGHT. RIGHT. 55 00:03:16,161 --> 00:03:18,336 JUST GIVE ME A WINK -- 56 00:03:18,405 --> 00:03:20,579 JUST ONE WINK FOR YES. 57 00:03:21,718 --> 00:03:23,444 OH, THERE YOU GO. I SAW IT. 58 00:03:23,513 --> 00:03:25,515 OKAY, THANK YOU. OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 59 00:03:25,584 --> 00:03:28,000 I'M GONNA GO GET AN ENERGY DRINK. 60 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:29,554 OKAY. 'CAUSE I THINK I'M GONNA NEED ONE. 61 00:03:29,623 --> 00:03:30,555 ALL RIGHT. 62 00:03:30,624 --> 00:03:31,970 I MIGHT NOT BE HERE. 63 00:03:32,039 --> 00:03:34,317 I'LL SEE IF THERE'S AN ATM INSIDE. 64 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:36,354 HONEY, I'M GOING TO ROCK YOUR WORLD. 65 00:03:36,423 --> 00:03:38,459 ALL RIGHT. 66 00:04:00,412 --> 00:04:02,242 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A PICTURE OF Y'ALL? 67 00:04:02,311 --> 00:04:03,829 SURE. WHAT DO I DO? 68 00:04:03,898 --> 00:04:04,968 YOU JUST, UH... 69 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:07,419 AND THEN PRESS THIS BUTTON. 70 00:04:07,488 --> 00:04:08,593 OH. OKAY? 71 00:04:08,662 --> 00:04:09,594 OH, OKAY. 72 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,495 YOU HAVE TO SAY "CHEESE." 73 00:04:18,085 --> 00:04:20,605 NOW YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF ME! 74 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:30,304 I THINK THEY'RE GONNA BE WONDERFUL PICTURES. 75 00:04:30,373 --> 00:04:33,549 OKAY, YOU GOT TO SAY "CHEESE." 76 00:04:33,618 --> 00:04:35,067 CHEESE. 77 00:04:38,105 --> 00:04:40,038 NO, WAIT. I WANT TO TAKE ONE WITH YOU. 78 00:04:40,107 --> 00:04:41,211 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. 79 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,524 I WANT TO TAKE ONE WITH YOU GUYS. 80 00:04:43,593 --> 00:04:45,423 NO. NO. RIGHT THERE. 81 00:04:45,492 --> 00:04:47,287 NOW. 82 00:04:48,943 --> 00:04:50,738 YES! THANK YOU! 83 00:04:52,464 --> 00:04:54,086 THANK YOU! 84 00:04:59,678 --> 00:05:03,648 I'VE LEARNED A LOT ABOUT BEING WITH MEN IN MY 90 YEARS. 85 00:05:03,717 --> 00:05:05,132 AND IF THERE ARE THREE TIPS 86 00:05:05,201 --> 00:05:07,583 I COULD PASS DOWN TO THE YOUNGER GENERATIONS, 87 00:05:07,652 --> 00:05:09,170 IT WOULD BE, ONE -- 88 00:05:09,239 --> 00:05:12,277 ALWAYS HOLD ON TO YOUR MAN WITH BOTH HANDS, 89 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:15,867 BUT LOOSEN THE GRIP A LITTLE SO HE CAN BREATHE. 90 00:05:15,936 --> 00:05:18,870 TWO -- IF YOU REACH A CURVE IN THE ROAD, 91 00:05:18,939 --> 00:05:22,149 JUST LEAN INTO IT, AND YOU'LL BOTH BE BETTER OFF. 92 00:05:22,218 --> 00:05:23,978 AND THREE -- 93 00:05:24,047 --> 00:05:28,535 ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS USE PROTECTION. 94 00:05:37,026 --> 00:05:39,580 I'M GONNA GO DOWN TO THAT BAR ON THE CORNER. 95 00:05:39,649 --> 00:05:41,962 YOU JUST KEEP RIDING THAT BRONCO, OKAY? 96 00:05:42,031 --> 00:05:43,481 HEY, DO ME A FAVOR. 97 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:45,586 KEEP PUTTING QUARTERS IN THE MACHINE. 98 00:06:09,886 --> 00:06:11,509 Beatty Jr.: SHE WAS THE FIRST PERSON 99 00:06:11,578 --> 00:06:13,269 TO SCALE MOUNT EVEREST WITHOUT OXYGEN 100 00:06:13,338 --> 00:06:15,996 AND THEN SNOWBOARD DOWN THE OTHER SIDE. 101 00:06:16,065 --> 00:06:18,378 SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON TO EVER PITCH A NO-HITTER 102 00:06:18,447 --> 00:06:21,864 AND BOWL A PERFECT 300 AT THE SAME TIME. 103 00:06:21,933 --> 00:06:23,797 SHE WORKS PART TIME AT NASA 104 00:06:23,866 --> 00:06:27,352 AS THEIR ON-SITE MARS ROVER REPAIR SPECIALIST. 105 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:31,356 SHE IS THE MOST INTERESTING BETTY IN THE WORLD. 106 00:06:32,978 --> 00:06:35,843 I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG. 107 00:06:35,912 --> 00:06:39,778 SO IT'S A GOOD THING LOU WILL DO IT FOR ME. 108 00:06:51,618 --> 00:06:53,723 THIS SUCKS. 109 00:06:56,692 --> 00:06:58,694 WHY DON'T YOU DO SOME TRICKS? RIDE BACKWARDS. 110 00:06:58,763 --> 00:07:00,834 - YEAH, THERE YOU GO. - THERE YOU GO. 111 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:02,318 YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT. 112 00:07:09,601 --> 00:07:11,948 I JUST NOTICED HE WAS RIDING SIDEWAYS, 113 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:13,087 BACKWARDS? 114 00:07:13,156 --> 00:07:14,744 YEAH. HE'S CHANGING IT UP FOR ME. 115 00:07:14,813 --> 00:07:16,436 - OH, THAT'S DANGEROUS. - DANGEROUS? 116 00:07:16,505 --> 00:07:18,990 WHAT KIND OF INFLUENCE ARE YOU ON THIS YOUNG MAN HERE? 117 00:07:19,059 --> 00:07:21,130 THIS IS MY GRANDCHILD. 118 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:22,649 - GRANDCHILD? - WELL, I WOULDN'T LET HIM FALL. I'D CATCH HIM. 119 00:07:22,718 --> 00:07:25,721 LET'S ALL GO GET A BEER. COME ON. 120 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:26,998 WHERE ARE WE GONNA GO GET A BEER AT? 121 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,551 RIGHT DOWN THERE. THERE'S A NICE PLACE. 122 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:30,726 RIGHT DOWN HERE? ALL RIGHT. 123 00:07:30,795 --> 00:07:33,280 - WHAT KIND OF BEER IS IT? - IT'S A TOPLESS PLACE. 124 00:07:34,523 --> 00:07:35,455 NO. NO. 125 00:07:35,524 --> 00:07:36,973 JUST KEEP RIDING! 126 00:07:48,157 --> 00:07:49,089 OOH. 127 00:07:49,158 --> 00:07:50,228 HI. HI. 128 00:07:50,297 --> 00:07:51,609 DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA RAIN TODAY? 129 00:07:51,678 --> 00:07:52,644 I'M KIND OF WORRIED. 130 00:07:52,713 --> 00:07:53,852 WELL, I HEARD THAT IT'S GOING TO. 131 00:07:53,921 --> 00:07:54,922 OH, LORD. I KNOW. 132 00:07:54,991 --> 00:07:56,614 WANT A DOUGHNUT? OH, SURE. 133 00:07:56,683 --> 00:07:58,374 - OH, GREAT. WONDERFUL. - THANKS. OH, MY GOSH. 134 00:07:58,443 --> 00:08:00,859 - YOU KNOW, I HAVE A LITTLE CONFESSION TO MAKE. - MM-HMM. 135 00:08:00,928 --> 00:08:03,862 - EVERY DAY, I TELL MY HUSBAND I'M GOING TO THE GYM. - YEAH? 136 00:08:03,931 --> 00:08:05,381 - BUT I DON'T GO TO THE GYM. - MM-HMM. 137 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:07,107 - YOU KNOW, I COME DOWN HERE. - REALLY? 138 00:08:07,176 --> 00:08:08,142 YEAH. 139 00:08:08,211 --> 00:08:09,799 AND I BUY A BAG OF DOUGHNUTS. 140 00:08:09,868 --> 00:08:11,352 AND I EAT 'EM. 141 00:08:11,421 --> 00:08:12,699 YEAH. 142 00:08:12,768 --> 00:08:15,184 YOU KNOW, THAT FELT SO GOOD JUST SAYING THAT, YOU KNOW? 143 00:08:15,253 --> 00:08:16,599 YEAH. YOU GOT TO DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. 144 00:08:16,668 --> 00:08:18,428 - I KNOW. CONFESSION'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL, RIGHT? - YEAH. 145 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,396 LISTEN, I'VE GOT ONE OTHER. 146 00:08:20,465 --> 00:08:22,502 I'VE BEEN EMBEZZLING MONEY FROM MY COMPANY. 147 00:08:22,571 --> 00:08:24,193 - OH, NO. - YEAH, FOR 25 YEARS, I KNOW. 148 00:08:24,262 --> 00:08:26,678 - AND EVERY DAY, NOW, I SAY I'M GONNA PAY IT BACK. - YEAH. 149 00:08:26,747 --> 00:08:28,024 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 150 00:08:28,093 --> 00:08:29,612 MALE ESCORTS AREN'T CHEAP. 151 00:08:29,681 --> 00:08:31,131 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 152 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,339 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 153 00:08:42,591 --> 00:08:43,833 Woman: HI. 154 00:08:43,902 --> 00:08:45,697 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? 155 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:49,321 HOW ABOUT POPCORN? 156 00:08:49,390 --> 00:08:52,842 MEDIUM? OKAY. 157 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:56,225 THERE YOU GO. 158 00:08:56,294 --> 00:08:57,537 WHAT ELSE? 159 00:08:58,814 --> 00:08:59,987 SURE. COMING UP. 160 00:09:04,889 --> 00:09:06,200 I'M SORRY? 161 00:09:06,269 --> 00:09:07,685 YOUR TEETH. 162 00:09:07,754 --> 00:09:08,686 OH, MY GOD! 163 00:09:08,755 --> 00:09:11,102 THAT'S MY OTHER SET OF TEETH. 164 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:13,898 I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THEM. 165 00:09:13,967 --> 00:09:15,071 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 166 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:16,383 I'M SO SORRY. 167 00:09:16,452 --> 00:09:18,523 I'LL GET YOU A COUPON FOR A DRINK NEXT TIME. 168 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,938 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 169 00:09:20,007 --> 00:09:21,837 THAT'S AWFUL. 170 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,200 HEAVY STUFF! HEAVY STUFF! 171 00:09:40,269 --> 00:09:42,512 OH! GET OUT OF MY WAY! 172 00:10:01,566 --> 00:10:03,464 CAN YOU JUST DO ME A FAVOR? 173 00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:05,639 SEE, YOU PRESS THIS FOR IT TO START, 174 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,745 AND THEN PRESS IT FOR IT TO START. 175 00:10:07,814 --> 00:10:09,091 WE'RE JUST GONNA GO AROUND. 176 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,264 AND WILL YOU JUST TIME US? 177 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:11,507 - WE'RE TRYING TO BREAK THE RECORD. - YEAH. 178 00:10:11,576 --> 00:10:12,991 WE HAD A RECORD. WE'RE TRYING TO BREAK THE RECORD. 179 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,130 OKAY. YOU READY? 180 00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:15,269 - TELL US WHEN TO GO. - ALL RIGHT? 181 00:10:15,338 --> 00:10:17,030 MARKS, GET SET, GO. 182 00:10:17,099 --> 00:10:18,065 OH! 183 00:10:18,134 --> 00:10:21,517 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 184 00:10:36,774 --> 00:10:39,052 WAIT. WAIT. ONE MORE LAP! ONE MORE LAP! 185 00:10:42,849 --> 00:10:44,505 IT'S TWO TIMES! 186 00:10:44,574 --> 00:10:46,887 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 187 00:10:46,956 --> 00:10:48,406 WHOA! 188 00:10:49,614 --> 00:10:50,684 AH. AH. OH. 189 00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:52,272 WHAT DID WE DO? 190 00:10:52,341 --> 00:10:53,756 WHAT DID WE DO? 191 00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:54,999 IT STOPPED AT 40:45. 192 00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:57,070 - OH. - WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE. 193 00:10:57,139 --> 00:11:00,314 - I GOT TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE. - NOW WE GOT TO GET SOMEONE ELSE. 194 00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:01,937 - COME ON. - COME ON, PLEASE. 195 00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:08,875 Woman: EXCUSE ME, HON? 196 00:11:08,944 --> 00:11:10,359 COULD YOU HELP ME FOR JUST A SECOND? 197 00:11:10,428 --> 00:11:12,844 I'M TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING IN MY BAG, AND I CAN'T. 198 00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:14,363 SURE. YEAH. HERE. 199 00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:15,571 COULD YOU JUST HOLD THAT FOR ME? 200 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,573 I'M TRYING TO DIG THROUGH FOR A RECEIPT. 201 00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:18,574 HAVE YOU BEEN HERE? 202 00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:19,851 WHERE YOU GOING? YEAH. 203 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:20,956 - I'M TRYING TO FIND A STORE. - OH. 204 00:11:21,025 --> 00:11:22,233 THERE YOU ARE! 205 00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:23,821 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES. 206 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:25,167 AND YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER BOYFRIEND?! 207 00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:26,582 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 208 00:11:26,651 --> 00:11:27,997 OH, NO. ANOTHER BOYFRIEND! 209 00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:29,723 I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR A MINUTE. 210 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,035 DOTTIE, DON'T DO THIS. 211 00:11:31,104 --> 00:11:34,072 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I ATTRACT YOUNGER MEN. 212 00:11:34,141 --> 00:11:35,453 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU START LIKE THIS. 213 00:11:35,522 --> 00:11:36,454 I CAN'T HELP IT. I CAN'T HELP IT. 214 00:11:36,523 --> 00:11:38,076 SO, WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS? 215 00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:39,077 WELL, I -- NOTHING. 216 00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:40,492 NOTHING BUT THE BEST INTENTIONS. 217 00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:41,528 NO, DOTTIE, PLEASE. 218 00:11:41,597 --> 00:11:42,909 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE A SWEETHEART. 219 00:11:42,978 --> 00:11:44,462 - WE SO APPRECIATE YOU. - I TRY TO BE. 220 00:11:44,531 --> 00:11:45,670 THANK YOU. NOW COME ALONG. 221 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,810 - BEST OF LUCK, LADIES. - BYE, HON. 222 00:11:47,879 --> 00:11:49,778 I'LL CALL YOU. 223 00:11:49,847 --> 00:11:51,572 BYE-BYE, SWEET CHEEKS. 224 00:11:51,641 --> 00:11:53,505 WELL, HE WAS NICE. 225 00:11:53,574 --> 00:11:55,404 BUT, I MEAN, COME ON. 226 00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:02,756 ♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE ♪ 227 00:12:02,825 --> 00:12:03,861 HI, THERE. 228 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:05,725 NICK AND I WERE JUST IN THE MIDDLE 229 00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:08,037 OF A VERY IMPORTANT ARGUMENT. 230 00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:09,625 YOU'RE WRONG, NICK. 231 00:12:09,694 --> 00:12:11,109 NO, I AM NOT. 232 00:12:11,178 --> 00:12:12,455 JAY-Z PUT ON FRANK OCEAN. 233 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,630 THAT WHOLE "NO CHURCH IN THE WILD" TRACK, 234 00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:15,631 THAT WAS JAY! 235 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,323 I'M TELLING YOU, IT WAS KANYE! 236 00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:21,257 B.W., WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR INFORMATION, TIGER BEAT? 237 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:24,916 LOOK, H.O.V.A. IS THE ONE WHO MADE RIHANNA A STAR, 238 00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:27,747 AND HE'S IN THE KNOW OF ALL THE UP-AND-COMERS. 239 00:12:27,816 --> 00:12:30,128 OH, REALLY? YEAH. 240 00:12:33,718 --> 00:12:35,444 UH, JAY? 241 00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:36,583 IT'S BETTY. 242 00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:39,620 WAS IT YOU OR YEEZY 243 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:42,416 WHO RECRUITED FRANK FOR THE "NO CHURCH IN THE WILD" TRACK? 244 00:12:42,485 --> 00:12:44,936 UH, KANYE, RIGHT? 245 00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:47,111 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 246 00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,147 OH. 247 00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:52,254 OH, JUST HANGING OUT WITH A MISINFORMED HOMEY. 248 00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:56,430 ALL RIGHT. HOLLA! 249 00:12:56,499 --> 00:12:57,466 MNH. 250 00:12:57,535 --> 00:12:58,950 TOLD YA. 251 00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:09,754 EXCUSE ME. 252 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,825 THERE'S NO RESTROOM AROUND HERE. 253 00:13:11,894 --> 00:13:15,104 WOULD YOU BE MY LOOKOUT FOR JUST A MINUTE WHILE I GO -- 254 00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:16,830 - OH, USE THE BATHROOM? - YES. 255 00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:18,107 SURE. THANK YOU. 256 00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:19,419 HOLD THAT. THANK YOU. 257 00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:20,834 OH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 258 00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:23,457 OOH! 259 00:13:31,672 --> 00:13:33,329 OOH! 260 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:42,649 OH, KEEP IT. 261 00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:44,133 IT'S A PRESENT. 262 00:13:44,202 --> 00:13:45,376 OH, THANK YOU. 263 00:13:46,342 --> 00:13:47,309 OOH! 264 00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:49,967 NO! YOU WERE SO KIND. 265 00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:55,006 OOH! 266 00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:08,054 EXCUSE ME. 267 00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:09,952 JUST -- JUST A LITTLE HELP. 268 00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:12,886 YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THIS INTERNET DATING? 269 00:14:12,955 --> 00:14:14,819 - KIND OF, YEAH. - ALL THAT, YOU KNOW? 270 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,993 DO YOU HAVE A SCREEN NAME? 271 00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:18,236 YEAH, I'VE DONE ONLINE DATING BEFORE. 272 00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:19,513 SO, I'M THINKING 273 00:14:19,582 --> 00:14:23,276 IF I GOT A NAME LIKE "SIZE MATTERS"... 274 00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:26,279 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 275 00:14:26,348 --> 00:14:27,280 THAT CAN BE A LITTLE SCARY. 276 00:14:27,349 --> 00:14:28,384 A LITTLE SCARY, HUH? YEAH. 277 00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:30,041 "BLACK MAMBA OF LOVE." 278 00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:31,560 UH, I THINK THAT 279 00:14:31,629 --> 00:14:33,113 FUNNY WILL GET YOU FURTHER THAN SEXY, PROBABLY. 280 00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:34,874 FUNNY WILL GET YOU FURTHER THAN SEXY? 281 00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:37,738 OKAY, IF YOU WANT FUNNY, HOW ABOUT "THIRD LEG"? 282 00:14:37,807 --> 00:14:39,775 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 283 00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:40,776 HAVE A GREAT DAY. 284 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,173 COME ON, JUNIOR. 285 00:14:58,242 --> 00:14:59,760 YOU ALL RIGHT BACK THERE, BABY? 286 00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:00,796 LET'S GO FASTER. 287 00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:02,902 FASTER FOR YOU. 288 00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:04,938 COME ON, JUNIOR. LET'S GO. 289 00:15:05,007 --> 00:15:06,767 YAHOO! 290 00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:09,046 BABY JEAN REALLY LOVES THE WIND. 291 00:15:15,569 --> 00:15:16,985 Woman: YOU KNOW, SWEETHEART, I HAVE TO GO. 292 00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:18,848 I HAVE GOT TO -- OH, I'M SORRY. 293 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,161 - DO YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN? - NO, NO. YOU MUSTN'T MOVE. 294 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,887 HE DOESN'T WALK OR TALK, 295 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,717 - SO HE WON'T BOTHER YOU, I PROMISE YOU. - OKAY. 296 00:15:25,786 --> 00:15:27,961 - AND I'LL BE BACK IN JUST A MINUTE, OKAY? - OKAY. 297 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:30,377 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 298 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:35,900 IS SHE GONE? 299 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,419 YES. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. 300 00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:38,834 I'VE BEEN FAKING THIS FOR THREE WEEKS. 301 00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:40,042 IT'S THE GREATEST THING. 302 00:15:40,111 --> 00:15:41,906 DON'T GIVE IT AWAY WHEN SHE COMES BACK, YOU KNOW? 303 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,460 JUST PLAY THIS OUT AS MUCH AS I CAN. 304 00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:46,428 OH, GEE. 305 00:15:46,497 --> 00:15:48,188 THERE YOU ARE, SWEETHEART. 306 00:15:48,257 --> 00:15:50,501 I TOLD YOU I'D BRING YOU A SURPRISE. 307 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:53,124 NOW, I CAN HELP YOU DRINK IT. OKAY, DARLING? 308 00:15:53,193 --> 00:15:55,437 YOU ARE SO DARLING, SWEETHEART. 309 00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:58,060 REMEMBER THERE WAS A BAND DOWN THERE. 310 00:15:58,129 --> 00:15:59,303 THANK YOU! WELCOME. 311 00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:13,869 AAAH! 312 00:16:16,699 --> 00:16:20,324 AIIIEEEYAH! 313 00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:26,606 I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TO SNEAK OUT ANYMORE, 314 00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:29,954 BUT THIS WAY IS MORE FUN. 315 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,371 Man: COME ON, BETTY! 316 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,028 WE GOT A SEAT FOR YOU RIGHT HERE! LET'S GO! 317 00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:36,478 - LET'S HAVE A GOOD TIME! - IT'S TIME TO GO! 318 00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:37,548 WE'RE WAITING! 319 00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:38,687 Shh, shh, shh! 320 00:16:38,756 --> 00:16:40,861 I'll be right down. 321 00:16:44,244 --> 00:16:46,212 I'M FINE. 322 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,050 YOU NEED A CART, SIR? 323 00:16:57,119 --> 00:16:58,569 NEED A CART? 324 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,261 THERE WE GO. 325 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,676 HOW ABOUT A MINT? WOULD YOU LIKE A MINT? 326 00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:03,850 OH, NO THANKS. OKAY. 327 00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:05,576 THANK YOU. 328 00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:07,716 A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE EFFORT? 329 00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:10,098 A LITTLE GRATUITY, PERHAPS. A LITTLE... 330 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:12,859 SOMETHING EXTRA? 331 00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,240 I DON'T HAVE -- NOT MUCH. 332 00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:16,035 - A DOLLAR, HUH? - YEAH. 333 00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:19,176 IT'S TOUGH BEING A VALET, I'LL TELL YOU. 334 00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:21,557 THERE WE GO. OKAY. 335 00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:25,320 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE GRATUITY? 336 00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:26,424 NO? 337 00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:27,908 I'LL BE HERE. 338 00:17:30,463 --> 00:17:32,741 OH, LET ME -- LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT, SIR. 339 00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:35,019 HOW ABOUT -- HOW ABOUT A LITTLE -- 340 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,159 A LITTLE TIP, A LITTLE SOMETHING. 341 00:17:37,228 --> 00:17:38,885 OHH. 342 00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:48,481 CAN I ASSIST YOU WITH A CART? 343 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,517 JUST A DOLLAR? 344 00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,381 NO. 345 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,008 NO WAY! 346 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,459 OHH. AH. 347 00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:02,736 EXCUSE ME. 348 00:18:02,805 --> 00:18:04,359 IS THIS THE MAIN LOBBY OF THE TRAIN STATION? 349 00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:05,394 YES, IT IS. 350 00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:07,362 OH. I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN YEARS. 351 00:18:07,431 --> 00:18:09,502 IT'S JUST SO EXTRAORDINARY. ISN'T IT? 352 00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:11,849 I MEAN, JUST THE HISTORY. 353 00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:13,333 THE HISTORY, I MEAN, 354 00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:15,577 I JUST LOVE SITTING HERE AND LOOKING AT THE CEILING. 355 00:18:17,199 --> 00:18:18,373 OH. 356 00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:19,995 GREAT. 357 00:18:20,064 --> 00:18:22,653 OH. EXCUSE ME. 358 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,310 HEY. 359 00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:25,690 OH, SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG. 360 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,416 I WAS JUST CHATTING WITH THIS GUY. 361 00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:30,695 HE'S HITTING ON ME -- HARD. 362 00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:31,938 I DON'T KNOW. 363 00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:33,664 HE KEEPS UNDRESSING ME WITH HIS EYES. 364 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,252 I KNOW, I KNOW. 365 00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:37,150 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING. 366 00:18:37,219 --> 00:18:40,326 HE'S SO NOT MY STANDARD, YOU KNOW? 367 00:18:40,395 --> 00:18:41,396 OH, YEAH. 368 00:18:41,465 --> 00:18:42,742 YEAH, I LIKE THEM BIG AND BEEFY. 369 00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:43,915 WELL. 370 00:18:43,984 --> 00:18:45,848 WELL, I'VE BAGGED BETTER TUSH THAN THIS. 371 00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:49,507 OUT FRONT? YEAH. OKAY. 372 00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:54,961 WELL, YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT. 373 00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:18,398 Woman: HI, THERE. 374 00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:19,537 HI. CAN I HELP YOU? 375 00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:21,160 IS IT OKAY IF WE LEAVE OUR BAGS HERE? 376 00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:23,576 THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 377 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,888 "ASK AGAIN LATER." 378 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,339 OH! 379 00:19:45,045 --> 00:19:46,806 SIR? SIR? EXCUSE ME. 380 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,739 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE ART DEPARTMENT IS? 381 00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:51,155 I-I'M MODELING FOR THE DRAWING CLASS IN THE NUDE, 382 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,191 AND I'M REALLY LATE. 383 00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:53,744 DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT COULD BE? 384 00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:55,573 - NO IDEA. - YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 385 00:19:55,642 --> 00:19:58,024 WELL, THEY TOLD ME IT WAS AROUND SOMEPLACE. 386 00:19:58,093 --> 00:19:59,715 YOU KNOW, IT'S GONNA TAKE THEM A LONG TIME 387 00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:01,165 TO KIND OF GET THIS BODY ALL PAINTED. 388 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,304 I GOT TO -- I GOT TO GO. 389 00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:04,133 I'M SORRY YOU DON'T KNOW. I'M SORRY. 390 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,446 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU AN AWFUL LOT. 391 00:20:18,078 --> 00:20:20,460 CHELSEA MILLER WRITES, 392 00:20:20,529 --> 00:20:24,223 "DEAR, BETTY, I'M CONCERNED ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING. 393 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:28,399 DO YOU HAVE ANY HELPFUL TIPS FOR GOING GREEN?" 394 00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:32,403 WELL, I'VE TAKEN SOME STEPS TO REDUCE MY ENERGY USE. 395 00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:34,612 I REPLACED MY LIGHT BULBS. 396 00:20:34,681 --> 00:20:36,787 I PUT SOLAR PANELS ON MY ROOF. 397 00:20:36,856 --> 00:20:37,857 AND LASTLY -- 398 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,620 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, RICHARD, KEEP PEDALING! 399 00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:44,208 SORRY, BETTY. 400 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,694 I FEEL IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER, 401 00:20:47,763 --> 00:20:49,834 WE CAN SOLVE ANYTHING. 27214

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