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HI. 3 00:00:17,914 --> 00:00:19,847 MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME OUT. 4 00:00:19,916 --> 00:00:21,055 WE'LL TRY. 5 00:00:21,124 --> 00:00:22,367 I HAVE A PROBLEM. 6 00:00:22,436 --> 00:00:23,954 I'VE JOINED A CONVENT. 7 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:28,580 THE CEREMONY IS TOMORROW, AND I GIVE MYSELF TO THE LORD. 8 00:00:28,649 --> 00:00:32,066 AND I MUST TELL YOU -- I'M A VIRGIN. 9 00:00:32,135 --> 00:00:34,896 AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. 10 00:00:34,965 --> 00:00:38,969 AND AFTER TOMORROW, I NEVER WILL DO THAT AGAIN. 11 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,455 AND I JUST WANT TO GET LAID AT LEAST ONCE. 12 00:00:41,524 --> 00:00:42,663 DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY? 13 00:00:42,732 --> 00:00:44,044 I'M SORRY, NO. 14 00:00:44,113 --> 00:00:46,563 I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT DIRECTLY. 15 00:00:46,632 --> 00:00:47,599 YEAH. 16 00:00:47,668 --> 00:00:49,221 THE TWO OF US ARE DATING. 17 00:00:49,290 --> 00:00:50,533 YOU'RE DATING? YEAH. 18 00:00:50,602 --> 00:00:52,500 DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND THAT'S SINGLE? 19 00:00:52,569 --> 00:00:54,261 ACTUALLY, I DON'T. 20 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:56,711 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT A THREESOME? 21 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:58,058 NO. 22 00:00:58,127 --> 00:00:59,680 NO, I CAN'T SAY WE HAVE. 23 00:00:59,749 --> 00:01:00,957 THANK YOU FOR TALKING TO US, 24 00:01:01,026 --> 00:01:02,717 BUT I'M SO SORRY WE CAN'T HELP RIGHT NOW. 25 00:01:02,786 --> 00:01:04,029 WELL, THANK YOU ANYWAY. 26 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,341 ALL RIGHT. 27 00:01:05,410 --> 00:01:06,928 - YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT OF FUN. - THANKS. 28 00:01:06,997 --> 00:01:10,415 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 29 00:01:24,498 --> 00:01:26,120 NAILED IT. 30 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:39,858 AH-CHOO! 31 00:01:53,492 --> 00:01:55,149 OOH! 32 00:02:08,783 --> 00:02:09,784 OH, HI. 33 00:02:09,853 --> 00:02:12,062 WELCOME TO "OFF THEIR ROCKERS." 34 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:15,065 I'M JUST GETTING THE HOUSE READY FOR A FRIEND WHO'S COMING OVER. 35 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,931 OH! THAT MUST BE HIM. 36 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,210 HI, HOWIE. COME ON IN. 37 00:02:21,279 --> 00:02:23,039 HI, BETTY. HOW ARE YOU? 38 00:02:24,351 --> 00:02:25,662 OH, WOW. WHOA! 39 00:02:25,731 --> 00:02:26,836 LOOK AT YOUR PLACE. 40 00:02:26,905 --> 00:02:28,838 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE PLASTIC ON EVERYTHING? 41 00:02:28,907 --> 00:02:30,253 WHAT IS THIS? 42 00:02:30,322 --> 00:02:34,740 OH, I'M HOWIE-PROOFING MY HOUSE BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE A -- 43 00:02:34,809 --> 00:02:36,225 GERMAPHOBE. 44 00:02:36,294 --> 00:02:37,605 THAT TOO. 45 00:02:37,674 --> 00:02:39,780 BUT I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN PROTECTION. 46 00:02:39,849 --> 00:02:40,988 THIS? UH-HUH. 47 00:02:41,057 --> 00:02:42,990 NO, NO. IT'S NOT FOR GERMS. 48 00:02:43,059 --> 00:02:44,440 NO, I WANT TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL. 49 00:02:44,509 --> 00:02:45,786 SOCK PUPPETS. 50 00:02:45,855 --> 00:02:48,029 YEP, BROUGHT A SOCK PUPPET. 51 00:02:48,098 --> 00:02:50,377 BECAUSE I'M NOT A PROFESSIONAL VENTRILOQUIST, 52 00:02:50,446 --> 00:02:53,276 I BROUGHT THE MASK TO COVER MY LIPS, 53 00:02:53,345 --> 00:02:56,245 AND THAT WAY, THE ILLUSION OF THE CHARACTER REMAINS. 54 00:02:56,314 --> 00:02:58,247 ♪ CAMPTOWN RACES SING THEIR SONG ♪ 55 00:02:58,316 --> 00:02:59,317 ♪ DOO-DA! ♪ 56 00:02:59,386 --> 00:03:00,387 ♪ DOO-DA! ♪ 57 00:03:01,836 --> 00:03:04,114 I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT HIM NOW THAN I'VE EVER BEEN BEFORE. 58 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,323 DOO-DA-DA-DA-DA! 59 00:03:05,392 --> 00:03:06,738 DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DAY! 60 00:03:06,807 --> 00:03:08,809 DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DAY! 61 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:20,821 WOULD YOU MIND TAKING A PICTURE, BY CHANCE? 62 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:22,788 TAKING YOUR PICTURE? 63 00:03:22,857 --> 00:03:24,134 YEAH, OUR PICTURE. 64 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,377 WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT? 65 00:03:25,446 --> 00:03:28,035 I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU ABOUT IT. 66 00:03:28,104 --> 00:03:30,244 NOT GOOD WITH TECHNOLOGY? 67 00:03:30,313 --> 00:03:33,282 YOU KNOW THIS IS A NO-PHOTOGRAPH ZONE? 68 00:03:33,351 --> 00:03:34,317 OH, REALLY? 69 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:35,663 YEAH, THIS WHOLE AREA. 70 00:03:35,732 --> 00:03:36,733 JUST RIGHT HERE? 71 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:38,839 NO PHOTOGRAPHS ARE ALLOWED, YEAH. 72 00:03:38,908 --> 00:03:41,221 I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP FOR THAT. 73 00:03:42,636 --> 00:03:44,465 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 74 00:03:44,534 --> 00:03:45,673 ABSOLUTELY. 75 00:03:45,742 --> 00:03:48,400 OKAY, PHOTO VIOLATION. 76 00:03:48,469 --> 00:03:49,677 DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SIGNS 77 00:03:49,746 --> 00:03:52,818 THAT SAY, "NO PHOTOS IN THIS AREA"? 78 00:03:52,887 --> 00:03:55,027 I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW OR NOT. 79 00:03:55,096 --> 00:03:57,582 ABSOLUTELY. I'M SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK, SON. 80 00:03:57,651 --> 00:03:59,825 NOW, YOU CAN MAIL THIS IN 81 00:03:59,894 --> 00:04:02,242 OR YOU CAN GO DOWN TO CITY HALL AND PAY IT. 82 00:04:02,311 --> 00:04:04,968 OKAY? 83 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:07,247 HAVE A NICE DAY. 84 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,541 SIR, EXCUSE ME. 85 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:27,267 I'M JUST EXHAUSTED. 86 00:04:27,336 --> 00:04:29,959 I'M TRYING TO CATCH A CONNECTING FLIGHT, 87 00:04:30,028 --> 00:04:31,926 AND I JUST NEED TO CLOSE MY EYES A FEW MINUTES. 88 00:04:31,995 --> 00:04:33,031 WOULD YOU MIND? 89 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,412 JUST DON'T LET ME GO TO SLEEP. 90 00:04:34,481 --> 00:04:36,206 I WAS ACTUALLY JUST ABOUT TO GET MY PLANE, 91 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,311 JUST SO YOU KNOW. 92 00:04:37,380 --> 00:04:38,657 CAN YOU JUST WAIT A COUPLE OF SECONDS? 93 00:04:38,726 --> 00:04:39,658 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 94 00:04:39,727 --> 00:04:40,659 IT'LL JUST TAKE ME A MINUTE. 95 00:04:40,728 --> 00:04:41,695 JUST LET ME RELAX, OKAY? 96 00:04:41,764 --> 00:04:42,972 OKAY. 97 00:04:53,362 --> 00:04:54,294 NO, NO. 98 00:04:54,363 --> 00:04:55,812 NO, NO, MOM. NO, NO, MOM. 99 00:04:55,881 --> 00:04:59,299 NO, I WON'T BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 100 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:12,691 OH. 101 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:13,899 YOU ALL RIGHT? 102 00:05:13,968 --> 00:05:15,970 YOU LET ME SLEEP. OH, MY GOD. 103 00:05:16,039 --> 00:05:18,007 I GOT TO GO. I'M GONNA MISS THE PLANE. 104 00:05:18,076 --> 00:05:19,111 OKAY, THANKS. 105 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:21,010 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. 106 00:05:33,194 --> 00:05:35,058 EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU HANG ON TO THIS FOR ONE SECOND? 107 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,163 JUST ONE SECOND. 108 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:44,205 YEAH! 109 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:50,695 DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENED? 110 00:05:50,764 --> 00:05:51,972 DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENED? 111 00:05:59,704 --> 00:06:03,846 I HAVE NEVER READ SUCH MASTERFUL PROSE. 112 00:06:03,915 --> 00:06:05,951 I LAUGHED. I CRIED. 113 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:08,160 IT WAS BETTER THAN "WAR AND PEACE." 114 00:06:08,229 --> 00:06:11,301 I'LL BE SHOCKED IF IT DOESN'T WIN THE PULITZER PRIZE. 115 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,027 WHAT DID YOU ALL THINK OF IT? 116 00:06:13,096 --> 00:06:14,719 I THINK, BETWEEN US ALL, 117 00:06:14,788 --> 00:06:17,998 WE COULD COME UP WITH AT LEAST 75 SHADES OF GRAY. 118 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:37,189 EXCUSE ME. 119 00:06:37,258 --> 00:06:39,364 EXCUSE ME. I NEED SOME ROOM HERE. 120 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:41,401 I NEED ROOM. 121 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:42,988 I NEED A LITTLE ROOM. 122 00:06:49,547 --> 00:06:51,549 I NEED ROOM. 123 00:07:04,596 --> 00:07:06,840 YOU DON'T LIKE TO SHAKE HANDS, DO YOU, HOWIE? 124 00:07:06,909 --> 00:07:09,083 NO, NO. I DO THE FIST TAP. 125 00:07:09,152 --> 00:07:10,568 I DO A LITTLE TAP OF THE FIST. 126 00:07:10,637 --> 00:07:12,121 CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO DO THAT? 127 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:13,156 YEAH, JUST MAKE A FIST. 128 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:14,157 YEAH? 129 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:15,469 TAP ME THERE. UH-HUH. 130 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:17,160 IF YOU WANT TO HAVE MORE FUN, YOU TAP ME THERE, 131 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:18,955 YOU TAP ME ON TOP, YOU TAP ME ON THE BOTTOM, 132 00:07:19,024 --> 00:07:20,578 AND THEN, FOR FUN, YOU CAN BLOW IT UP. 133 00:07:20,647 --> 00:07:21,820 OH. 134 00:07:21,889 --> 00:07:23,132 - SO I JUST MAKE A FIST. - MAKE A FIST. 135 00:07:23,201 --> 00:07:24,547 AND I HIT YOU IN THE MIDDLE. 136 00:07:24,616 --> 00:07:25,962 AND THEN I HIT YOU ON TOP. 137 00:07:26,031 --> 00:07:27,412 AND THEN I HIT YOU ON THE BOTTOM. 138 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:28,413 AND THEN FOR FUN... 139 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:30,104 AND THEN JUST BLOW IT UP. 140 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:38,147 SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAP BETTY WHITE? 141 00:07:47,087 --> 00:07:48,019 Woman: HI. 142 00:07:48,088 --> 00:07:49,020 HOW ARE YOU? 143 00:07:49,089 --> 00:07:50,193 HI. I'M FINE. 144 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,712 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 145 00:07:51,781 --> 00:07:53,024 SEAN. 146 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:54,197 OH. 147 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,303 I'M HERE SHOPPING FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTER. 148 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:57,304 OH, REALLY? 149 00:07:57,373 --> 00:07:58,547 YEAH. 150 00:07:58,616 --> 00:08:01,895 I WENT ON A CRUISE, AND THEN WE TOURED AFRICA. 151 00:08:01,964 --> 00:08:02,930 YEAH. 152 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:04,173 AND I ENDED UP WITH A -- 153 00:08:04,242 --> 00:08:05,933 I DON'T KNOW WHAT, BUT IT ITCHES. 154 00:08:07,107 --> 00:08:09,868 I MUST HAVE TOUCHED SOMETHING IN AFRICA, 155 00:08:09,937 --> 00:08:11,698 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT. 156 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:15,736 ANYWAY, I GUESS I SHOULD START SHOPPING. 157 00:08:15,805 --> 00:08:17,876 OKAY. 158 00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:20,361 YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY. 159 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:21,777 YOU TOO. 160 00:08:21,846 --> 00:08:23,503 BYE-BYE. THANKS A LOT. 161 00:08:38,138 --> 00:08:40,968 SOMEBODY TOLD ME THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO HITCHHIKE. 162 00:08:41,037 --> 00:08:42,383 OH, YEAH? YEAH. 163 00:08:42,452 --> 00:08:45,352 I CAN'T SEEM TO BE GETTING ANYBODY TO STOP. 164 00:08:45,421 --> 00:08:47,319 YOU BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. 165 00:08:47,388 --> 00:08:49,563 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST PLACE IN TOWN 166 00:08:49,632 --> 00:08:50,806 TO HITCHHIKE. 167 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:51,910 YEAH? REALLY? 168 00:08:51,979 --> 00:08:53,463 OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 169 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,464 HEY, YOU NEED A RIDE? 170 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,638 YEAH, YEAH. 171 00:08:55,707 --> 00:08:56,915 I'M GOING AS FAR AS DOWNTOWN. 172 00:08:56,984 --> 00:08:57,916 OH, PERFECT, PERFECT! 173 00:08:57,985 --> 00:08:59,331 HOP ON. 174 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,470 OKAY. CAN I SIT IN THE FRONT? 175 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,610 - I GET MOTION SICKNESS. - SURE, SURE. 176 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:03,232 LET'S GO! 177 00:09:03,301 --> 00:09:04,923 WHOO-HOO! 178 00:09:04,992 --> 00:09:07,374 I TOLD YOU THIS IS A GOOD PLACE. 179 00:09:15,382 --> 00:09:16,314 HELLO. 180 00:09:16,383 --> 00:09:17,660 HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? 181 00:09:17,729 --> 00:09:18,730 HI. I'M FINE. 182 00:09:18,799 --> 00:09:20,663 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? 183 00:09:20,732 --> 00:09:21,664 THE BIKE SHOP. 184 00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:22,976 - THE BIKE SHOP? - YEAH. 185 00:09:23,045 --> 00:09:24,425 LET ME TELL YOU -- BIKE RENTAL -- 186 00:09:24,494 --> 00:09:25,841 OH, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. 187 00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:26,980 HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING. 188 00:09:27,049 --> 00:09:28,119 COME HERE. I'LL TELL YOU WHERE IT IS. 189 00:09:28,188 --> 00:09:29,085 I WANT TO DO IT BEFORE IT GETS DARK. 190 00:09:29,154 --> 00:09:30,086 DON'T LISTEN TO HER. 191 00:09:30,155 --> 00:09:31,122 NO, NO, NO. 192 00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:32,226 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. 193 00:09:32,295 --> 00:09:33,780 HE KNOWS NOTHING. 194 00:09:33,849 --> 00:09:35,091 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL HER? 195 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,472 MISS-INFORMATION. 196 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:39,337 HE'S SO OLD, HE CAN'T FIND THE ZIPPER ON HIS PANTS. 197 00:09:39,406 --> 00:09:41,028 ASK HER EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS. 198 00:09:41,097 --> 00:09:42,340 IT'LL TAKE THREE SECONDS. 199 00:09:42,409 --> 00:09:43,444 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. 200 00:09:44,894 --> 00:09:46,068 I'M TELLING YOU -- 201 00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:48,760 HE COULDN'T FIND THE BALLS ON A BULL. 202 00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:50,037 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH WAY IS UP. 203 00:09:50,106 --> 00:09:52,971 LISTEN, YOU COULDN'T FIND CACTUS IN ARIZONA. 204 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,904 SO, WHICH ONE OF US DO YOU LIKE BETTER? 205 00:10:26,349 --> 00:10:29,387 SIR, COULD YOU HELP ME WITH MY PHONE FOR A SECOND? 206 00:10:29,456 --> 00:10:30,388 DEFINITELY. 207 00:10:30,457 --> 00:10:31,596 HEY, HAVE A SEAT. 208 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:32,597 YEAH, OKAY. 209 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,185 WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH? 210 00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:36,497 THE THING IS, IS THERE'S A GUY OVER THERE 211 00:10:36,566 --> 00:10:38,016 WITH A HAT AND A BLUE SHIRT, OKAY? 212 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:39,052 UH-HUH. 213 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:40,570 HE'S BEEN TAILING ME ALL DAY. 214 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,400 AND THERE'S A WOMAN STRAIGHT AHEAD. 215 00:10:42,469 --> 00:10:43,573 DON'T LOOK TOO MUCH. 216 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,989 WITH THE NEWSPAPER IN FRONT OF HER FACE? 217 00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:46,024 UH-HUH. 218 00:10:46,093 --> 00:10:47,508 THEY'VE BOTH BEEN TAILING ME. 219 00:10:47,577 --> 00:10:50,857 OKAY, I NEED TO LOSE THEM, SO I'M GONNA LEAVE THIS HERE. 220 00:10:50,926 --> 00:10:52,582 I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 221 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,723 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. IT'S TOP SECRET. 222 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:55,931 I CAN'T DO THAT. 223 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,484 JUST KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT. 224 00:11:19,575 --> 00:11:21,059 Man: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 225 00:11:21,128 --> 00:11:23,924 SATAN'S SENIORS OWN THIS BLOCK. 226 00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:25,063 Woman: LET'S ROLL! 227 00:11:25,132 --> 00:11:26,237 YEAH! 228 00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:27,617 LET'S ROLL! 229 00:11:29,171 --> 00:11:30,206 SENIORS RULE! 230 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:32,519 THEY SURE DO! 231 00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:43,323 I AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ON THIS SHOW, HOWIE. 232 00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:44,565 I LOVE BEING HERE. 233 00:11:44,634 --> 00:11:46,913 I'M SO HAPPY, I MADE YOU A LITTLE GIFT. 234 00:11:46,982 --> 00:11:48,604 YOU MADE THESE? UH-HUH. 235 00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:49,916 WHAT IS THIS? IT'S ORIGAMI. 236 00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:51,020 WHAT IS THIS? 237 00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:53,195 OH, THAT'S AN AFGHAN, HOW. 238 00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:54,990 - AND WHAT'S THAT? - AND THAT'S A SWAN. 239 00:11:55,059 --> 00:11:56,336 YOU KNOW, I DO ORIGAMI, TOO. 240 00:11:56,405 --> 00:11:57,578 YOU DO? YEAH, WITH TISSUE. 241 00:11:57,647 --> 00:11:58,579 OH. 242 00:11:58,648 --> 00:11:59,580 I DO IT ONE-HANDED. 243 00:11:59,649 --> 00:12:00,581 YOU'RE KIDDING. 244 00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:01,824 NO, I'M NOT. I'M NOT. 245 00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:03,584 LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS. I'M ABLE TO FOLD. 246 00:12:03,653 --> 00:12:05,448 THE FOREFINGER. TAKE THE THUMB IN. 247 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:06,622 INDEX FINGER. 248 00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:09,487 AND YOU HAVE A SMALL WHITE BOULDER. 249 00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:10,764 THERE YOU GO. THAT'S FOR YOU. 250 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:11,765 I MADE THAT. 251 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:12,766 LOOK AT THIS ONE. 252 00:12:12,835 --> 00:12:14,354 FOLD, FOLD, FOLD. 253 00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:15,355 OVER. 254 00:12:15,424 --> 00:12:17,046 DA DA DA-DA. 255 00:12:17,115 --> 00:12:18,530 - A CLOUD. - OH. 256 00:12:18,599 --> 00:12:19,842 THERE YOU GO. 257 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,775 AND I WILL MAKE A -- LOOK AT THIS. 258 00:12:21,844 --> 00:12:23,501 I WILL FOLD, FOLD, FOLD. 259 00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:27,643 AND THIS IS...A TISSUE. 260 00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:29,714 A TISSUE. 261 00:12:40,898 --> 00:12:42,416 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 262 00:12:42,485 --> 00:12:44,004 YEAH. FOR A QUICK SECOND. 263 00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:45,523 WELL, JUST FOR A SECOND. 264 00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:48,698 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MANSCAPING? 265 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,217 I DON'T. 266 00:12:50,286 --> 00:12:52,599 I'VE HAVING MY FIRST DATE IN 50 YEARS, 267 00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:55,533 AND FRIENDS ARE TELLING ME ABOUT MANSCAPING. 268 00:12:55,602 --> 00:12:56,741 YOU GOT TO BE YOU. 269 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,087 IF YOU WANT TO TRIM UP 270 00:12:58,156 --> 00:12:59,986 AND KIND OF JUST CLEAN THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT, 271 00:13:00,055 --> 00:13:01,953 THAT'S PERFECTLY FINE JUST TO KIND OF LOOK NICE, 272 00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:03,403 DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 273 00:13:03,472 --> 00:13:04,576 I USE A STRAIGHT RAZOR. 274 00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:05,957 I'M OLD-FASHIONED. 275 00:13:06,026 --> 00:13:08,926 BUT I DON'T WANT TO USE A STRAIGHT RAZOR DOWN THERE. 276 00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:10,065 UH...YOU COULD. 277 00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:11,066 I COULD? 278 00:13:11,135 --> 00:13:12,274 I MEAN, ALL I USE IS -- 279 00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:14,207 I JUST HAVE A REGULAR BEARD TRIMMER, 280 00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:16,934 AND I JUST USE MY BEARD TRIMMER WHEREVER I NEED. 281 00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:18,314 BUT I DON'T WANT TO HURT MYSELF, YOU KNOW? 282 00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:19,488 I THINK YOU'LL BE JUST FINE. 283 00:13:19,557 --> 00:13:20,765 I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 284 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,872 YOU'RE REALLY WISE BEYOND YOUR YEARS. 285 00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:25,287 YOU REALLY AND TRULY ARE. 286 00:13:25,356 --> 00:13:27,392 THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT. I TRY. 287 00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:28,600 ALL RIGHT? YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY. 288 00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:29,670 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 289 00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:52,383 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 290 00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:53,453 YES? 291 00:13:53,522 --> 00:13:55,420 CAN I LISTEN TO JUST A COUPLE OF BEATS? 292 00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:58,285 I'M TRYING TO GET MY GRANDSON SOMETHING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. 293 00:13:58,354 --> 00:13:59,390 OKAY, OKAY. 294 00:14:01,806 --> 00:14:04,636 MAYBE LISTEN TO IT. 295 00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:07,260 NO. THAT KIND OF SUCKS. 296 00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:09,365 MY GRANDSON REALLY IS INTO, LIKE, FLO RIDA. 297 00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:11,402 YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC. 298 00:14:20,963 --> 00:14:23,172 HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY, FELLA? 299 00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:24,449 FREE GRANDPA HUG. 300 00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:26,072 JUST ONE. JUST ONE. 301 00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:27,556 OH! 302 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:28,937 OH! 303 00:14:29,006 --> 00:14:30,559 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 304 00:14:30,628 --> 00:14:31,767 IT'S WONDERFUL. 305 00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:32,768 OH, OH, OH. 306 00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:33,838 OKAY. 307 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:34,908 OH! 308 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:36,841 OH. MM. 309 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:40,293 CAN I HUG YOU, TOO? 310 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:41,570 YEAH! 311 00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:43,779 OH, THIS FEELS SO GOOD. 312 00:14:43,848 --> 00:14:44,953 OH. OH! 313 00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:45,954 OH, THAT'S GOOD. 314 00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:47,472 OH. 315 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,611 HERE, SWEETIE. 316 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:50,475 OH! 317 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,064 BYE-BYE. 318 00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:56,205 THAT REALLY FELT SO GOOD. 319 00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:12,877 MY FRIENDS AND I ARE HAVING A LITTLE PARTY. 320 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:13,878 I KNOW. 321 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,569 LET'S PLAY CHARADES, GUYS. 322 00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:17,192 I LOVE CHARADES! 323 00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:18,434 CAN I GO FIRST? 324 00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:19,504 WELL, SURE. 325 00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:21,196 I LOVE THE PASSION, MICHAEL. 326 00:15:21,265 --> 00:15:22,369 GO AHEAD. 327 00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:23,508 - Woman: GO, MICHAEL, GO. - Man: COME ON. 328 00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:24,509 - Man #2: GO AHEAD, MICHAEL. - COME ON, MIKE. 329 00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:25,510 LET'S HEAR IT. 330 00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:26,511 LET'S HEAR IT. 331 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:28,030 MOVIE. 332 00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:29,342 YEAH. 333 00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:33,242 NICK. 334 00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:34,554 THROAT. 335 00:15:34,623 --> 00:15:35,555 "DEEP THROAT." 336 00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:36,694 OH, STOP. 337 00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:38,696 DYING? 338 00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:39,973 DEATH. 339 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:41,802 "DEATH OF A SALESMAN." 340 00:15:43,528 --> 00:15:46,359 "DIE HARD." 341 00:15:46,428 --> 00:15:48,775 LOOKS LIKE THIS MAY TAKE A LITTLE WHILE. 342 00:15:54,643 --> 00:15:56,334 I DON'T MEAN TO DISTURB YOU. 343 00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:58,026 I'M FROM THE MIDWEST. 344 00:15:58,095 --> 00:15:59,441 IT'S MY FIRST TIME EVER AT THE BEACH. 345 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:00,614 I'M 72 YEARS OLD. 346 00:16:00,683 --> 00:16:01,650 REALLY? NO KIDDING? 347 00:16:01,719 --> 00:16:02,651 YEAH. 348 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,652 WHAT STATE? 349 00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:05,171 KANSAS. ALL RIGHT. 350 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,275 - KANSAS CITY. - RIGHT. 351 00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,105 THE THING IS -- 352 00:16:08,174 --> 00:16:10,521 YOU KNOW, THEY SAY YOU CAN HEAR THE OCEAN IN THIS. 353 00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:11,556 - YEAH. - YEAH. 354 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,386 I THINK I CAN HEAR MY WIFE. 355 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,389 WHAT IS SHE SAYING? 356 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:17,493 "COME BACK TO KANSAS." 357 00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:19,047 SHE WAS JUST -- CAN YOU HEAR? 358 00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:22,912 IT'S THE WEIRDEST THING. 359 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,777 Woman: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! 360 00:16:25,846 --> 00:16:27,434 DAMN IT, MARTY! 361 00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:29,126 GET BACK TO THE HOTEL! 362 00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:30,886 THE BUFFET IS ALMOST CLOSING! 363 00:16:30,955 --> 00:16:32,543 COME ON! 364 00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:35,097 THAT'S MY WIFE. 365 00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:36,581 I THOUGHT I COULD HEAR HER. 366 00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:41,621 HAVE A GOOD TRIP. 367 00:16:48,076 --> 00:16:50,354 WELCOME BACK TO OUR GAME OF CHARADES. 368 00:16:50,423 --> 00:16:52,183 UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE NO CLOSER 369 00:16:52,252 --> 00:16:55,428 TO FIGURING OUT WHAT MOVIE MICHAEL'S TRYING TO ACT OUT. 370 00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:57,361 Man: "BLUE LAGOON"? 371 00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:59,121 "BLUES BROTHERS." 372 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:02,090 MICHAEL, GIVE US SOMETHING TO WORK WITH. 373 00:17:04,402 --> 00:17:05,610 "FALLING DOWN." 374 00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:07,957 "LEGENDS OF THE FALL." 375 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:08,958 YES. 376 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,374 YOU KNOW, FOR A TRAINED ACTOR, 377 00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:13,618 I'M SURPRISED HE'S CHOKING SO BADLY. 378 00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:15,103 THAT'S IT! 379 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:16,863 "BREATHLESS." 380 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,147 Woman: HI. 381 00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:27,149 YOU'RE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE. 382 00:17:27,218 --> 00:17:28,806 OH, NO, WE'RE NOT A COUPLE. 383 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:29,945 WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 384 00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:30,946 - REALLY? - YEAH. 385 00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:32,534 WELL, MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO BE. 386 00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:35,088 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN GOING TOGETHER? 387 00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:36,365 NO, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 388 00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:38,057 REALLY? HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT? 389 00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:39,644 NO. OH. 390 00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:42,440 WELL, IN THAT CASE, 391 00:17:42,509 --> 00:17:43,855 YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME. 392 00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:48,308 YOU KNOW, I'M AN OLD DOG, BUT I HAVE A FEW GOOD TRICKS. 393 00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:50,448 AND I'M NEWLY SINGLE. 394 00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:52,278 THERE. CALL ME SOMETIME. 395 00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:53,279 OKAY. 396 00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:54,625 YOU'RE CUTE. 397 00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:56,523 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO WITH HIM? 398 00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:58,939 I'M PRETTY SURE. 399 00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:01,908 CALL ME, HONEY. 400 00:18:14,438 --> 00:18:15,577 HI. 401 00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:17,199 HI. HOW ARE YOU? FINE. 402 00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:22,066 I AM TRYING TO BECOME A VOICE-OVER ARTIST. 403 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,205 UH-HUH. 404 00:18:23,274 --> 00:18:24,551 AND I JUST WAS HOPING 405 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,036 THAT YOU MIGHT LISTEN TO WHAT I'M DOING 406 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,279 AND TELL ME IF I'M GOOD OR NOT. 407 00:18:28,348 --> 00:18:29,384 ALL RIGHT. 408 00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:32,352 SO, THIS IS FOR, LIKE, BOOKS ON TAPE. 409 00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:33,388 OKAY. 410 00:18:33,457 --> 00:18:34,699 "THE VELVET GLOVE." 411 00:18:34,768 --> 00:18:36,391 "IN THE HEAT OF PASSION, 412 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:39,394 "RAW HUMAN ANIMALISTIC TENDENCIES TAKE OVER. 413 00:18:39,463 --> 00:18:41,913 "ARMANDO RUBBED HER LOWER LIP 414 00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:44,019 WITH HIS ROUGH, CALLUSED FOREFINGER." 415 00:18:45,193 --> 00:18:46,987 HOW'S THAT? HOW'S THAT? 416 00:18:47,056 --> 00:18:48,886 I NEED TO BRING IT UP OR BRING IT DOWN? 417 00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:50,819 I THINK THAT'S FINE. 418 00:18:50,888 --> 00:18:52,821 LET ME TRY SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 419 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:55,755 "AS HE CONTINUED AROUND TO THE NAPE OF MY NECK --" 420 00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:56,756 I LOVE THAT. 421 00:18:56,825 --> 00:18:57,757 THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. 422 00:18:57,826 --> 00:18:58,792 THAT'S AWESOME. 423 00:18:58,861 --> 00:19:01,795 HEY, LADIES, YOU WERE GREAT. 424 00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:03,659 - HAVE A GOOD ONE. - ALL RIGHT, YOU TOO. 425 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:14,532 LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! 426 00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:15,740 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS DAMN THING. 427 00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:17,604 WHOA! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! 428 00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:18,881 WHOA! 429 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,124 MON DIEU! 430 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,608 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 431 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:24,508 WHOA! 432 00:19:24,577 --> 00:19:26,130 WHOA! 433 00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:30,030 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 434 00:19:30,099 --> 00:19:31,170 WHOA! 435 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,207 WHOA! WHOA! 436 00:19:34,276 --> 00:19:35,277 WHOA! 437 00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:40,972 LITTLE HELP HERE. 438 00:19:50,499 --> 00:19:53,053 EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU HELP ME? 439 00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:55,608 I NEED TO GET THIS WHEELCHAIR DOWN THERE. 440 00:19:59,577 --> 00:20:01,821 OKAY. 441 00:20:04,548 --> 00:20:05,928 OH. 442 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,378 OH. 443 00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:09,277 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 444 00:20:09,346 --> 00:20:10,554 OKAY. 445 00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:12,694 THANK YOU. 446 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,767 Man: EXCUSE ME. 447 00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:19,114 DID YOU SEE A WHEELCHAIR OVER HERE? 448 00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:22,600 YEAH. YOU HELPED SOMEBODY STEAL MY WHEELCHAIR? 449 00:20:24,326 --> 00:20:25,465 OH, NO. 450 00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:26,742 OH, NO. 451 00:20:36,165 --> 00:20:39,583 WELL, WE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT MICHAEL WAS TRYING TO SAY. 452 00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:41,930 IT WAS THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER. 453 00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:45,036 WHICH IS A MOVIE I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF. 454 00:20:45,105 --> 00:20:48,074 THE GOOD NEWS IS -- WE WON. 455 00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:49,938 HE LIVED. 456 00:20:50,007 --> 00:20:51,698 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 29291

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