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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,606 --> 00:00:22,091 BETTER PLUG YOUR EARS. THIS CAN BE LOUD. 2 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,713 YEAH, GO FOR IT! 3 00:00:23,782 --> 00:00:27,820 OH! 4 00:00:31,376 --> 00:00:33,861 SOMEONE'S 5 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:35,449 WHERE DID HE GO? 6 00:00:35,518 --> 00:00:36,691 IT'S ALL RIGHT! 7 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,038 I'M OKAY! 8 00:00:38,107 --> 00:00:40,074 WHAT'S GOING ON? 9 00:00:51,982 --> 00:00:53,639 NAILED IT. 10 00:01:04,443 --> 00:01:07,446 AH-CHOO! 11 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:22,737 OOH! 12 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,510 OH, IT'S SO NICE WE COULD ALL GET TOGETHER LIKE THIS. 13 00:01:37,614 --> 00:01:39,340 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INVITING US. 14 00:01:39,409 --> 00:01:40,962 LUCKILY, I HAD SOME FREE TIME 15 00:01:41,031 --> 00:01:43,965 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN SO BUSY WORKING ON MY NEW CD. 16 00:01:45,035 --> 00:01:46,485 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 17 00:01:46,554 --> 00:01:49,695 MY NEW SKIN-CARE LINE HAS BEEN TAKING UP ALL OF MY TIME. 18 00:01:49,764 --> 00:01:50,731 MM. 19 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,354 YOU GIRLS ARE SO SELF-SERVING. 20 00:01:53,423 --> 00:01:58,048 SPEAKING OF SERVING, HOW ABOUT A GLASS OF CHATEAU DE ADRIENNE? 21 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,395 SORRY, GIRLS. 22 00:01:59,464 --> 00:02:02,156 YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT YOUR PRODUCTS ON THIS SHOW. 23 00:02:02,225 --> 00:02:03,502 IT'S NETWORK POLICY. 24 00:02:03,571 --> 00:02:05,332 WE CAN'T? 25 00:02:05,401 --> 00:02:06,402 NO. 26 00:02:06,471 --> 00:02:08,404 I'M SORRY. 27 00:02:09,646 --> 00:02:12,304 HMM. 28 00:02:12,373 --> 00:02:13,305 MM. 29 00:02:13,374 --> 00:02:14,548 WHAT? 30 00:02:14,617 --> 00:02:17,758 I SAID YOU COULDN'T TALK ABOUT IT. 31 00:02:25,283 --> 00:02:26,905 MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 32 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:29,045 I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT. 33 00:02:29,114 --> 00:02:30,253 YEAH. OKAY. 34 00:02:30,322 --> 00:02:32,324 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR. 35 00:02:32,393 --> 00:02:33,636 I CAN'T WEAR THIS, OF COURSE. 36 00:02:34,844 --> 00:02:37,398 WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR DO MEN LIKE? 37 00:02:37,467 --> 00:02:40,677 UM...LIKE, SOMETHING LACEY. 38 00:02:40,746 --> 00:02:43,093 YOU THINK THONGS, MAYBE? 39 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,233 YEAH. LACE? 40 00:02:44,302 --> 00:02:45,958 I KNOW GUYS DEFINITELY LIKE THONGS. 41 00:02:46,027 --> 00:02:50,170 DO YOU THINK THAT THEY'LL WANT TO MAKE OUT ON THE FIRST DATE? 42 00:02:50,239 --> 00:02:52,102 I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 43 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,622 HOW FAR SHOULD I GO? LIKE, THIRD BASE? 44 00:02:54,691 --> 00:02:56,693 THAT'S UP TO YOU, IF YOU'RE FEELING COMFORTABLE. 45 00:02:56,762 --> 00:02:58,247 IF YOU WANT TO --HE'S AWFUL CUTE. 46 00:02:58,316 --> 00:02:59,248 THEN GO FOR IT. 47 00:02:59,317 --> 00:03:00,663 AS LONG AS YOU'RE SATISFIED 48 00:03:00,732 --> 00:03:03,252 AND IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE GONNA REGRET, YOU KNOW? 49 00:03:03,321 --> 00:03:04,356 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 50 00:03:05,426 --> 00:03:06,841 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 51 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:07,946 YOU'RE WELCOME. 52 00:03:08,015 --> 00:03:09,189 YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY. 53 00:03:09,258 --> 00:03:10,569 THANK YOU. YOU, TOO. 54 00:03:10,638 --> 00:03:11,605 TAKE CARE. 55 00:03:37,182 --> 00:03:38,287 HI. 56 00:03:38,356 --> 00:03:41,876 HI, I'M MELANIE WITH THE JACKKNIFE DOG AGENCY. 57 00:03:41,945 --> 00:03:43,637 - DALENA. - OH, HI, DALENA. HOW ARE YOU? 58 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:45,190 GOOD. UM, OH. 59 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,157 HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU A CARD HERE. 60 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,262 THANK YOU. 61 00:03:48,331 --> 00:03:50,230 LISTEN, I'M SCOUTING FOR CLIENTS, 62 00:03:50,299 --> 00:03:52,680 AND WE'RE LOOKING FOR DOGS TO BE IN MOVIES 63 00:03:52,749 --> 00:03:54,061 AND TV THINGS LIKE THAT. 64 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:55,476 IS THAT SOMETHING YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN? 65 00:03:55,545 --> 00:03:56,477 MAYBE. UH-HUH. 66 00:03:56,546 --> 00:03:59,169 AND YOU'RE -- OH, IS THIS -- 67 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,170 OH, THIS IS YOUR DOG. 68 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,379 AH. OH, BOY, HE'S FRIENDLY, ISN'T HE? 69 00:04:01,448 --> 00:04:02,414 UH-HUH. 70 00:04:02,483 --> 00:04:04,658 YEAH, HE -- OH, I DON'T KNOW. 71 00:04:04,727 --> 00:04:07,937 MM. AH. MAYBE NEXT TIME. 72 00:04:08,006 --> 00:04:09,249 HE'S NOT QUITE WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR. 73 00:04:12,873 --> 00:04:14,944 NO. 74 00:04:21,916 --> 00:04:23,366 HIT THE GAS! 75 00:04:23,435 --> 00:04:24,747 WHOO! 76 00:04:24,816 --> 00:04:27,681 FASTER! FASTER! 77 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:28,854 WHOO-HOO! 78 00:04:28,923 --> 00:04:30,546 YEAH! 79 00:04:30,615 --> 00:04:33,652 WHOO! HIT THE GAS! 80 00:04:33,721 --> 00:04:34,929 WHOO! 81 00:04:36,483 --> 00:04:40,176 AS WE GET OLDER, DOCTORS RECOMMEND THAT WE PLAY GAMES 82 00:04:40,245 --> 00:04:44,387 TO KEEP OUR MINDS SHARP, BUT I'M NOT SURE THIS ONE'S HELPING. 83 00:04:44,456 --> 00:04:47,217 BRING IT ON, WETTY BHITE. 84 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,948 UNBELIEVABLE. 85 00:04:54,017 --> 00:04:56,779 SHE NEVER MISSES. 86 00:05:06,444 --> 00:05:08,722 OOH! 87 00:05:08,791 --> 00:05:10,206 WOULD YOU HELP ME OUT? 88 00:05:10,275 --> 00:05:11,241 I GOT THIS -- 89 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,416 I GOT A TERRIBLE ITCH RIGHT HERE. 90 00:05:13,485 --> 00:05:15,832 JUST RIGHT ON MY RIGHT SHOULDER BLADE. 91 00:05:15,901 --> 00:05:16,937 OH. RIGHT THERE? 92 00:05:17,006 --> 00:05:18,145 IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS. 93 00:05:18,214 --> 00:05:19,767 YEAH. OOH! OH, GOOD, GOOD. 94 00:05:19,836 --> 00:05:21,355 A LITTLE BIT FURTHER DOWN. 95 00:05:21,424 --> 00:05:23,012 JUST A LITTLE FURTHER DOWN. 96 00:05:23,081 --> 00:05:26,326 A LITTLE TOWARD THE MIDDLE, TOWARD THE CENTER. 97 00:05:26,395 --> 00:05:28,086 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 98 00:05:28,155 --> 00:05:30,433 NO, A LITTLE BIT FURTHER -- 99 00:05:30,502 --> 00:05:31,434 RIGHT THERE? 100 00:05:31,503 --> 00:05:32,746 OH, THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD. 101 00:05:32,815 --> 00:05:34,161 A LITTLE BIT LOWER. 102 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:36,163 JUST A LITTLE BIT -- OH! 103 00:05:36,232 --> 00:05:37,613 THAT'S SO GOOD. 104 00:05:37,682 --> 00:05:41,271 YOU GOT MAGIC FINGERS. 105 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:54,354 "THE REPUBLIC" DOES MORE TO ADVANCE THE SOCRATIC METHOD 106 00:05:54,423 --> 00:05:56,494 THAN ANYTHING SOCRATES HAS EVER DONE. 107 00:05:56,563 --> 00:05:58,496 I DISAGREE, FOR WITHOUT A TEACHER, 108 00:05:58,565 --> 00:05:59,911 PLATO WOULD KNOW NOTHING. 109 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:02,120 BUT HE WOULD KNOW THAT HE KNOWS NOTHING. 110 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:06,296 IRONICALLY, THAT SENTENCE, 111 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,678 MOST OFTEN ATTRIBUTED TO "THE REPUBLIC," 112 00:06:08,747 --> 00:06:11,474 DOESN'T APPEAR ANYWHERE IN PLATO'S SEMINAL WORK. 113 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:13,062 OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S GO. 114 00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:14,719 PLACES, CAMERAS ARE ROLLING. 115 00:06:14,788 --> 00:06:16,859 SIT ON THE COUCH AND ON THE CHAIR. 116 00:06:16,928 --> 00:06:19,827 AND, ADRIENNE, YOU'RE GONNA BE PLACED ON THE SOFA. 117 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:21,898 STAND BY, EVERYBODY. AND ACTION. 118 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:26,006 IT'S ST. BARTS IN THE WINTER AND THE HAMPTONS IN THE SUMMER. 119 00:06:26,075 --> 00:06:28,284 MY NEW CD DROPS IN TWO MONTHS. 120 00:06:28,353 --> 00:06:30,251 OHH! THIS IS DISGUSTING! 121 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,908 THIS ISN'T THE WINE I BROUGHT. 122 00:06:31,977 --> 00:06:33,185 I ONLY DRINK VINTAGE. 123 00:06:33,254 --> 00:06:34,842 WILL SOMEONE BRING ME MY PINOT?! 124 00:06:34,911 --> 00:06:36,326 WILL YOU STOP IT? 125 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,397 WHAT? 126 00:06:37,466 --> 00:06:39,985 YOU THOUGHT REALITY STARS WERE REAL? 127 00:06:40,054 --> 00:06:44,300 HONEY BOO BOO'S MOM IS AN ASTROPHYSICIST. 128 00:06:54,483 --> 00:06:55,760 HELLO. HI. 129 00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:58,763 UH, I'M DR. SEINFELD. 130 00:06:58,832 --> 00:07:00,696 YOU DON'T MIND IF I ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS? 131 00:07:00,765 --> 00:07:02,594 CAN YOU REMOVE YOUR HAT SO I CAN SEE YOUR HEAD -- 132 00:07:02,663 --> 00:07:03,595 SO I CAN SEE THE TOP? 133 00:07:03,664 --> 00:07:04,665 OH, GOOD. OH, WONDERFUL. 134 00:07:04,734 --> 00:07:05,666 YOU GOT ALL YOUR OWN HAIR. 135 00:07:05,735 --> 00:07:06,771 THAT'S GREAT. 136 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,635 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ALOPECIA AREATA. 137 00:07:08,704 --> 00:07:09,912 THAT'S GOOD. MNH-MNH. 138 00:07:09,981 --> 00:07:11,327 YOU'RE LIKE A SAMSON. THAT'S WONDERFUL. 139 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:13,502 TELL ME -- ARE YOU SEXUALLY INVOLVED? 140 00:07:13,571 --> 00:07:14,813 I'M MARRIED, YEAH. 141 00:07:14,882 --> 00:07:16,677 YOU'RE MARRIED? MARRIED, YEAH. 142 00:07:16,746 --> 00:07:17,989 WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 143 00:07:18,058 --> 00:07:19,646 IS EVERYTHING OKAY DOWN THERE WITH HER? 144 00:07:19,715 --> 00:07:21,406 - ABSOLUTELY. - IT IS. 145 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:24,961 YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA ITCHES OR WARTS OR ARE THEY LIKE THAT? 146 00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:26,411 NO, NO. 147 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,240 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SENSATION 148 00:07:28,309 --> 00:07:30,726 OF ANY KIND OF DIFFERENCE DOWN THERE? 149 00:07:30,795 --> 00:07:31,796 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 150 00:07:31,865 --> 00:07:33,591 THERE'S ALL KINDS OF SENSATIONS. 151 00:07:34,661 --> 00:07:36,628 I'M A DOCTOR -- I'M A UROLOGIST. 152 00:07:36,697 --> 00:07:37,940 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A PRESCRIPTION. 153 00:07:38,009 --> 00:07:38,941 PRESCRIPTION FOR WHAT? 154 00:07:39,010 --> 00:07:40,080 TAKE A COUPLE OF THESE. 155 00:07:40,149 --> 00:07:41,978 I DON'T NEED A PRESCRIPTION, MAN. 156 00:07:42,047 --> 00:07:43,255 THIS'LL HELP YOU. 157 00:07:43,324 --> 00:07:44,567 IT'LL HELP YOU AN AWFUL LOT WITH YOUR WIFE. 158 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:45,775 LET ME TELL YOU THAT. 159 00:07:45,844 --> 00:07:46,811 I'LL BE HERE NEXT WEEK. 160 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,710 WE CAN DO A WONDERFUL FOLLOW-UP, OKAY? 161 00:07:49,779 --> 00:07:51,747 OKAY. 162 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:52,817 WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 163 00:07:52,886 --> 00:07:54,750 YOU'RE WELCOME. 164 00:08:07,694 --> 00:08:09,489 UH, HOLD ON, THERE. HOLD ON, THERE. 165 00:08:09,558 --> 00:08:11,767 YOU'RE WALKING TOO FAST. 166 00:08:11,836 --> 00:08:14,114 LET'S LEAVE THE SPEEDING TO THE DRIVERS. 167 00:08:14,183 --> 00:08:15,978 HOW ABOUT YOU SLOWING IT DOWN? 168 00:08:16,047 --> 00:08:17,220 CAN YOU STEP BACK? 169 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,326 AND PROVE TO ME THAT YOU CAN SLOW IT DOWN. 170 00:08:19,395 --> 00:08:20,327 REALLY? 171 00:08:20,396 --> 00:08:21,742 JUST WALK TOWARDS -- 172 00:08:21,811 --> 00:08:23,848 JUST STEP BACK, BOTH OF YOU. 173 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:26,298 RIGHT THERE. OKAY. 174 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:29,301 WALK TOWARDS ME SLOWLY. 175 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:30,855 THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD. 176 00:08:30,924 --> 00:08:33,443 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 177 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,307 SAFETY FIRST, FELLAS. 178 00:08:35,376 --> 00:08:38,932 OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 179 00:08:40,899 --> 00:08:44,938 KEEP IT UNDER 2 MILES AN HOUR. THANK YOU! 180 00:08:52,393 --> 00:08:53,394 MMM. 181 00:08:53,463 --> 00:08:56,294 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THIS VODKA? 182 00:08:56,363 --> 00:08:57,295 UH... 183 00:08:57,364 --> 00:08:58,779 YES, SOME TIME AGO. 184 00:08:58,848 --> 00:09:01,541 I MEAN, IT'S CHEAP, BUT I DON'T KNOW. 185 00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:02,542 WHAT DO YOU LIKE? 186 00:09:02,611 --> 00:09:03,577 ABSOLUT. 187 00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:05,337 ABSOLUT? YES. 188 00:09:05,406 --> 00:09:06,891 I'M THROWING A RAGER PARTY TONIGHT. 189 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,030 OH. 190 00:09:08,099 --> 00:09:09,341 I WANT TO GET PEOPLE MESSED UP. 191 00:09:09,410 --> 00:09:11,240 I WANT IT TO GET REALLY WILD. 192 00:09:11,309 --> 00:09:12,379 GET MORE OF THIS. 193 00:09:12,448 --> 00:09:13,483 MORE? OKAY. 194 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,831 IF YOU WANT TO COME TO THE NEXT PARTY, 195 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:18,040 COME AND BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS! 196 00:09:18,109 --> 00:09:20,352 YOU MAY BE A LITTLE OLD FOR THE CROWD, BUT YOU'LL FIT IN. 197 00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:21,457 OKAY. HAVE FUN! 198 00:09:21,526 --> 00:09:22,734 THANKS A LOT, GUYS. 199 00:09:22,803 --> 00:09:24,702 THANK YOU. ENJOY YOUR PARTY, OKAY? 200 00:09:24,771 --> 00:09:26,255 PARTY! YES! 201 00:09:28,084 --> 00:09:29,051 THANKS A LOT. 202 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,881 WE'LL GET BLOTTO TOGETHER. BYE! 203 00:09:39,302 --> 00:09:40,959 YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS GONNA BE FUN. 204 00:09:41,028 --> 00:09:43,030 WELL, YOU TOLD ME YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. 205 00:09:43,099 --> 00:09:44,929 HEY, COULD YOU GIVE US A HAND OVER HERE? 206 00:09:44,998 --> 00:09:45,930 OH, HOW KIND! 207 00:09:45,999 --> 00:09:47,000 YOU ARE THE NICEST GUYS. 208 00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:48,104 YEAH, JUST HOLD THIS RIGHT HERE IF YOU -- 209 00:09:48,173 --> 00:09:50,106 OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 210 00:09:50,175 --> 00:09:51,487 OH, OH! OH WAIT, HOLD IT. 211 00:09:51,556 --> 00:09:53,247 JOSIE, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU KNEW HOW TO DO THIS. 212 00:09:53,316 --> 00:09:55,180 YOU ARE SO CUTE. THANK YOU. 213 00:09:55,249 --> 00:09:56,285 YOU ARE ADORABLE. 214 00:09:56,354 --> 00:09:57,804 GO 1, 2, 3. 215 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,566 LEND US A HAND JUST FOR A SECOND. 216 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:02,878 PUSH A LITTLE BIT? 217 00:10:02,947 --> 00:10:04,811 YES, WE'RE TRYING TO GET OUR BALANCE ON THIS THING. 218 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,329 WOW! YOU'VE GOT BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES. 219 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:07,848 OH, WELL, THANK YOU. 220 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,263 OH, BOY, A TANDEM! 221 00:10:09,332 --> 00:10:10,299 OKAY, READY? 222 00:10:10,368 --> 00:10:11,990 HOW EXCITING! A FOURSOME! 223 00:10:12,059 --> 00:10:13,095 WOW. 224 00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:14,614 CAN I LAY MY HEAD ON YOUR CHEST? 225 00:10:14,683 --> 00:10:17,996 IF YOU WERE GONNA RIDE WITH US, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PICK? 226 00:10:18,065 --> 00:10:19,411 OH, I DON'T KNOW! 227 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,034 UH, MAYBE I'D SIT ON THE BACK AND JOIN BOTH OF YOU. 228 00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:23,415 OKAY! GET ON THE BACK! 229 00:10:23,484 --> 00:10:24,520 LET'S GO! 230 00:10:24,589 --> 00:10:25,797 OKAY, HOW ABOUT -- 231 00:10:25,866 --> 00:10:28,351 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO RIDE WITH US TO MY HOUSE. 232 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,044 WE DON'T NEED THE BIKE ONCE WE GET TO THE HOUSE. 233 00:10:31,113 --> 00:10:32,701 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 234 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:34,357 OH, OH, OH, OH! 235 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,565 JOSIE, JOSIE, JOSIE! 236 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,636 OH, MY GOSH! 237 00:10:36,705 --> 00:10:38,189 JOSIE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT BACK THERE? 238 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:39,673 WHAT'RE YOU DOING WITH HIM? 239 00:10:39,742 --> 00:10:41,537 WELL, I'M HANGING ON TO HIM. 240 00:10:41,606 --> 00:10:43,194 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - KEVIN. 241 00:10:43,263 --> 00:10:44,644 OH, KEVIN, YOU'RE SO SWEET. 242 00:10:44,713 --> 00:10:46,404 YOU KNOW, WE COULD JUST ROLL RIGHT OVER TO OUR HOUSE! 243 00:10:46,473 --> 00:10:47,785 YEAH, WE'RE PROBABLY PRETTY CLOSE. 244 00:10:47,854 --> 00:10:49,200 OH, THIS IS GREAT. 245 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:51,823 WE JUST LIVE RIGHT UP THE STREET THERE. 246 00:10:57,726 --> 00:11:00,004 EXCUSE ME. 247 00:11:00,073 --> 00:11:02,385 UM, MY GRANDPA -- HE'S FEELING SAD RIGHT NOW, 248 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,146 AND HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO TALK TO. 249 00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:05,423 OOH. 250 00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:08,944 I'M SURE YOU'RE A VERY LOVELY PERSON. 251 00:11:09,013 --> 00:11:10,670 I SAID REDHEADS. 252 00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:14,674 JIMMY, TODAY, WE'RE HITTING ON REDHEADS. 253 00:11:14,743 --> 00:11:16,468 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 254 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:27,894 KYLE, DEAR, I'M DOING A PHOTO SHOOT LATER, 255 00:11:27,963 --> 00:11:30,206 AND I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU'D BE INVOLVED. 256 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,552 AW, BETTY, THANK YOU. 257 00:11:31,621 --> 00:11:33,313 I WOULD LOVE TO. 258 00:11:33,382 --> 00:11:36,626 EXCUSE ME, HONEY, DID YOU JUST ASK HER TO DO A PHOTO SHOOT? 259 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,766 MM-HMM. HELLO! 260 00:11:37,835 --> 00:11:39,560 I WANT TO DO A PHOTO SHOOT. 261 00:11:39,629 --> 00:11:41,804 EXCUSE ME, SHE ASKED ME, NOT YOU TWO. 262 00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:43,461 CAN I DO ONE THING... 263 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,325 OH, IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU! 264 00:11:46,982 --> 00:11:50,468 GIRLS! GIRLS, YOU CAN ALL PARTICIPATE IN THE PHOTO SHOOT. 265 00:11:50,537 --> 00:11:51,849 THAT'S NICE. THANKS. 266 00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:53,471 SHOULD I GET DRESSED? 267 00:11:56,577 --> 00:11:57,647 OH, DARLING, BEAUTIFUL. 268 00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:00,340 YOU SEE? 269 00:12:00,409 --> 00:12:03,446 THERE'S SOMETHING FOR ALL OF YOU TO DO. 270 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,222 EXCUSE ME, LADIES. 271 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:24,467 THIS GUY BEHIND THIS TREE -- I BEFRIENDED HIM ON FACEBOOK, 272 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,159 AND I THINK HE'S STALKING ME. 273 00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:27,954 YOU EVER HAD A STALKER? 274 00:12:28,023 --> 00:12:29,749 OH, GEEZ. 275 00:12:29,818 --> 00:12:30,784 HEY! 276 00:12:30,853 --> 00:12:32,061 WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! 277 00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:33,131 LEAVE ME ALONE! 278 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,064 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, MISTER. 279 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,170 HE'S MY FACEBOOK FRIEND. 280 00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:39,103 DIDN'T YOU GET MY INVITE? 281 00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:40,380 GO AWAY! 282 00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:42,762 I MADE SANDWICHES! 283 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:47,145 JUST GO AWAY! 284 00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:48,906 JUST GO AWAY! 285 00:12:48,975 --> 00:12:51,322 LEAVE ME ALONE! 286 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,399 HI, YOUNG MAN, HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 287 00:13:34,468 --> 00:13:36,056 PRETTY GOOD. GOOD. 288 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,507 SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO? 289 00:13:38,576 --> 00:13:40,543 LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 290 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:41,993 YOU KNOW, FOR FUN. 291 00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:43,270 FOR FUN? 292 00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:46,618 YEAH, WHEN YOU GO HANG OUT, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO? 293 00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:47,619 UM... 294 00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:48,620 YOU LIKE DANCING? 295 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:49,690 OH, YEAH, DANCING. 296 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:52,590 WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE? 297 00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:54,212 HIP-HOP AND ROCK. 298 00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:56,283 HIP-HOP AND R-- YOU KNOW WHAT? 299 00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:57,664 I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND 300 00:13:57,733 --> 00:14:00,356 WHO I THINK WOULD JUST BE PERFECT FOR YOU. 301 00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:02,634 SHE LOVES HIP-HOP AND ROCK. 302 00:14:02,703 --> 00:14:04,360 SHE'S VERY NICE AND... 303 00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,880 I THINK SHE'D REALLY LIKE YOU. 304 00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:08,433 SHE'S NEWLY SINGLE. 305 00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:10,263 SHE'S BEEN, YOU KNOW, 306 00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:14,508 TOGETHER WITH THIS GUY FOR LIKE 40 YEARS, AND THEY BROKE UP. 307 00:14:14,577 --> 00:14:17,787 I THINK YOU COULD REALLY DO WONDERS FOR HER. 308 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,342 AND, BELIEVE ME, YOU WOULD NOT BE DISAPPOINTED, 309 00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:24,794 BECAUSE SHE'S -- SHE'S GOOD IN BED, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 310 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:25,795 REALLY? 311 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,590 GIVE YOU HER PHONE NUMBER. 312 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,247 YOU GIVE HER A CALL. 313 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:30,248 IT'LL BE WORTH IT. 314 00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:31,456 I'M GONNA CALL HER RIGHT NOW, 315 00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:33,182 TELL HER TO LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU. 316 00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:34,183 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 317 00:14:34,252 --> 00:14:35,357 ERIC. ERIC? 318 00:14:35,426 --> 00:14:38,153 I'LL TELL HER ERIC'S GONNA BE CALLING. 319 00:15:01,831 --> 00:15:03,040 HI. 320 00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:06,595 HELLO! 321 00:15:06,664 --> 00:15:08,079 HA! HA! 322 00:15:08,148 --> 00:15:10,426 HA! 323 00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:12,635 WHOO! 324 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:13,878 BAM! 325 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:14,948 HA! 326 00:15:15,017 --> 00:15:17,157 FACE! 327 00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:18,158 YOU STILL GOT IT. 328 00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:19,332 NO, NO, NO, YOU'VE GOT IT. 329 00:15:19,401 --> 00:15:21,334 YOU'VE GOT IT. 330 00:15:28,203 --> 00:15:29,963 WE'RE GOING FULL-OUT HERE. 331 00:15:30,032 --> 00:15:31,585 WE'RE GONNA FIND THAT SKATE PARK! 332 00:15:31,654 --> 00:15:32,690 ALL RIGHT. 333 00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:35,589 I SURE HOPE WE HURRY UP AND FIND IT. 334 00:15:35,658 --> 00:15:37,591 - JUST KEEP PULLING. - HOW YOU DOING? 335 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,421 I'M GOING. ALL RIGHT. 336 00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:40,629 I'M DOING FINE. 337 00:15:40,698 --> 00:15:42,424 WE'RE GOOD. 338 00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:49,810 WE'RE JUST GETTING READY FOR A ROAD TRIP. 339 00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:51,812 OKAY, I THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING. 340 00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:54,263 WAIT, WHAT ABOUT MY SKATEBOARD? 341 00:15:54,332 --> 00:15:57,301 IT'S NOT A ROAD TRIP IF I'M NOT SHREDDING THE NAR. 342 00:15:57,370 --> 00:16:01,201 OKAY, TIGHT SQUEEZE, BUT I THINK WE'RE GONNA BE -- 343 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:02,513 HOLD UP. 344 00:16:02,582 --> 00:16:05,792 I DON'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY DOWN COMFORTER. 345 00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:09,209 JUST ONE MORE THING. 346 00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:12,557 AW, BETTY, WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR ONE MORE THING. 347 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:15,077 IN FACT, WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR ME. 348 00:16:15,146 --> 00:16:17,528 WHAT DO YOU THINK THE ROPE IS FOR? 349 00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:18,632 COME ON. 350 00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:22,705 AWW. 351 00:16:31,818 --> 00:16:34,062 DO YOU HAVE TIME TO TAKE A QUICK SURVEY? 352 00:16:34,131 --> 00:16:35,511 DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? 353 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:36,478 - MM-HMM. - OKAY, GREAT. 354 00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:37,582 HERE YOU GO. 355 00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:56,222 FLIGHT 723 TO LaGUARDIA, WELCOME ABOARD. 356 00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:58,051 WE ARE REQUESTING ALL PASSENGERS 357 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,605 PLEASE BOARD AT THIS TIME FOR IMMEDIATE DEPARTURE. 358 00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:03,436 OH, WHAT'RE YOU GUYS WATCHING? 359 00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:04,747 "BOONDOCK SAINTS." 360 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,956 WHAT'S THAT? "BOONDOCK SAINTS." 361 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,820 TROY DUFFY, RIGHT? 362 00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:11,099 KIND OF. OH, YEAH, OKAY. 363 00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:14,274 LOVE TROY DUFFY. 364 00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:17,795 YOU KNOW, I THINK I MIGHT'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE. 365 00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:20,108 CAME OUT A COUPLE YEARS AGO. 366 00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:21,281 YEAH. 367 00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:23,525 YOU GOT SOMETHING WHEN THIS GOES OFF? 368 00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:25,596 THIS LOOKS GOOD, BUT YOU GOT MORE? 369 00:17:25,665 --> 00:17:27,391 OH, YEAH. I GOT A BUNCH MORE. 370 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,117 REALLY? 371 00:17:29,186 --> 00:17:31,843 YOU KNOW WHAT? 372 00:17:31,912 --> 00:17:33,569 WHY DON'T WE SIT TOGETHER ON THE PLANE, 373 00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:35,364 AND THEN WE CAN WATCH MOVIES ALL THE WAY? 374 00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,779 OH, WE'RE GOING TO PROVIDENCE. 375 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:37,884 - YEAH. - THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING. 376 00:17:37,953 --> 00:17:38,919 OH, YOU'RE GOING THE ROUND? 377 00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:39,920 YEAH. 378 00:17:39,989 --> 00:17:42,095 OH. 379 00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:43,614 I'LL GO GET SOME CANDY, 380 00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:45,961 AND THEN WE CAN WATCH THE MOVIE TOGETHER, 381 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,756 AND THEN WE CAN SIT TOGETHER. 382 00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:49,206 THIS'LL BE GREAT! 383 00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:51,070 HA! I'M SO EXCITED! 384 00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:23,343 SON. 385 00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:25,104 IT'S YOU. OH, MY GOD. 386 00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:26,519 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 387 00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:28,210 HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? 388 00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:31,455 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I RAN INTO YOU. 389 00:18:31,524 --> 00:18:32,697 IS THIS YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 390 00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:33,871 YEAH. 391 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:36,115 HELLO. HI. 392 00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:38,186 I'M HIS DAD. NICE TO MEET YOU. 393 00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:39,980 NICE TO MEET YOU. 394 00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:41,189 YES. YEAH. 395 00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:43,294 LET ME TAKE THE TWO OF YOU TO LUNCH, ALL RIGHT? 396 00:18:43,363 --> 00:18:45,089 WHEREVER YOU WANT. PICK A PLACE. 397 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,401 WE'LL HAVE A NICE LUNCH, 398 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:48,023 AND WE'LL CATCH UP A LITTLE BIT. 399 00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:50,922 I GET IT. 400 00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:53,062 YOU'RE ANGRY, AND I DON'T BLAME YOU. 401 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,063 YOU KNOW, I... 402 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,858 HEY, YOU LIKE BASEBALL. 403 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,757 WE'LL GO TO A GIANTS GAME. 404 00:18:57,826 --> 00:18:59,207 THEY'RE BACK IN TOWN TOMORROW. 405 00:18:59,276 --> 00:19:00,311 WE CAN GET SOME TICKETS. 406 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:02,279 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 407 00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:04,626 I -- I DON'T LIKE BASEBALL. 408 00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:06,835 YOU DON'T LIKE BASE-- REALLY? 409 00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:08,871 MY BOY DOESN'T LIKE BASEBALL? 410 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,287 YEAH. 411 00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:13,221 WELL, I GUESS I DIDN'T SPEND ENOUGH TIME WITH YOU. 412 00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:15,533 WE DIDN'T PLAY ENOUGH CATCH. 413 00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:16,603 WE DIDN'T... 414 00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:19,848 I KNOW IT'S A LOT TO DIGEST, SO... 415 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,884 TAKE SOME TIME AND... 416 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,024 I'LL BE BACK, OKAY? ALL RIGHT. 417 00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:25,233 NICE TO MEET YOU. 418 00:19:25,302 --> 00:19:26,786 NICE TO MEET YOU. 419 00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:32,964 I -- I DO LOVE YOU, SON. 420 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,621 I LOVE YOU, TOO, POP. 421 00:20:09,553 --> 00:20:10,864 UNH-UNH, BETTY. 422 00:20:10,933 --> 00:20:12,625 DRIVER CONTROLS THE RADIO. 423 00:20:12,694 --> 00:20:13,867 SAYS WHO? 424 00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:16,007 SAYS EVERYONE WHO'S EVER RIDDEN IN A CAR 425 00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:18,458 SINCE THE INVENTION OF THE CAR RADIO. 426 00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:22,359 I'M GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR OLD MUSIC FOR THE WHOLE TRIP? 427 00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:27,847 KINGS OF LEON ARE SO 2008. 428 00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:31,575 BETTY, YOU ARE NOT BLASTING DEADMAU5 AGAIN FOR HOURS ON END. 429 00:20:31,644 --> 00:20:33,680 I THINK I BROKE AN EAR DRUM LAST TIME. 430 00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:37,615 LET'S GO TO THE TIEBREAKER, THEN. 431 00:20:37,684 --> 00:20:41,757 MICHAEL, KINGS OF LEON OR DEADMAU5? 432 00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:44,104 I'D LIKE TO GET DOWN! 433 00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:45,278 ME, TOO. 434 00:20:45,347 --> 00:20:48,799 OH, DEADMAU5 IT IS. 435 00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:52,216 I WANT TO GET DOWN! 28709

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