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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,086 --> 00:00:19,260 - EXCUSE ME! - OH. YEAH. YEAH. HERE. HERE. HERE. 2 00:00:19,329 --> 00:00:21,400 WOULD YOU TAKE OUR PICTURE? 3 00:00:21,469 --> 00:00:22,608 YOU CAN TAKE OUR PICTURE? 4 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:23,954 YEAH. THANK YOU. 5 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,439 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. - THIS IS NICE. 6 00:00:25,508 --> 00:00:26,612 YES, I THINK, RIGHT HERE. 7 00:00:26,681 --> 00:00:30,375 GET IN POSITION. STAND UP STRAIGHT. 8 00:00:30,444 --> 00:00:31,479 - OKAY. OKAY. - OKAY. 9 00:00:31,548 --> 00:00:33,412 ON 3. 1, 2... 10 00:00:33,481 --> 00:00:35,483 - OKAY. - WHOO! 11 00:00:35,552 --> 00:00:37,451 Man: YEAH! DID YOU GET IT? 12 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:55,089 NAILED IT. 13 00:01:05,927 --> 00:01:07,653 AH-CHOO! 14 00:01:23,013 --> 00:01:24,256 OOH! 15 00:01:36,786 --> 00:01:40,030 AHH. HI, THERE, AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 16 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,342 HI, NICOLE. 17 00:01:41,411 --> 00:01:42,550 HI. 18 00:01:42,619 --> 00:01:44,000 MMM. 19 00:01:44,069 --> 00:01:48,418 MY BFF AND FAVORITE DESIGNER NICOLE RICHIE IS HERE 20 00:01:48,487 --> 00:01:50,765 TO SHOW ME THE RED CARPET DRESS SHE DESIGNED FOR ME 21 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:53,285 TO WEAR TO THE VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS. 22 00:01:53,354 --> 00:01:55,943 I TOLD HER I WANTED A DRESS TO MAKE SOME NOISE, 23 00:01:56,012 --> 00:01:58,118 THIS DRESS IS TOTALLY DELISH. 24 00:01:58,187 --> 00:02:00,016 I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO TRY IT ON. 25 00:02:00,085 --> 00:02:01,466 ME, EITHER. 26 00:02:01,535 --> 00:02:02,881 SO, ARE YOU GONNA GO TRY IT ON? 27 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:04,952 YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN IT TO ME YET. 28 00:02:05,021 --> 00:02:06,367 OH, I SENT IT OVER LAST WEEK. 29 00:02:06,436 --> 00:02:08,473 IT WAS A DRESS MADE COMPLETELY OUT OF LIFESAVERS. 30 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:11,372 OH. 31 00:02:11,441 --> 00:02:14,168 - THAT WAS A DRESS? - YEAH. 32 00:02:14,237 --> 00:02:15,859 OH, YOU DIDN'T TRY IT ON? 33 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:20,657 WELL, I CERTAINLY TRIED IT, AND YOU'RE RIGHT. 34 00:02:20,726 --> 00:02:21,969 IT WAS DELISH. 35 00:02:22,038 --> 00:02:24,696 UH, UH, HMM? 36 00:02:37,812 --> 00:02:40,401 OH, EXCUSE ME. DO YOU MIND IF I SIT NEXT TO YOU? 37 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:41,713 OH, NOT AT ALL. I'M SORRY. 38 00:02:41,782 --> 00:02:43,473 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 39 00:02:45,095 --> 00:02:46,787 ARE YOU TRAVELING TODAY? 40 00:02:46,856 --> 00:02:49,134 I'M NOT TRAVELING TODAY. 41 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,653 - OH, MY. - WHERE ARE YOU TRAVELING? 42 00:02:50,722 --> 00:02:53,828 I'M GOING TO CHICAGO. 43 00:02:53,897 --> 00:02:55,796 - BY TRAIN? REALLY? - YEAH. 44 00:02:55,865 --> 00:02:57,798 THAT SHOULD TAKE SOME TIME. 45 00:02:57,867 --> 00:03:00,387 I THINK THEY SAID THREE, FOUR HOURS, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 46 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:03,666 IT'LL BE A NICE LONG TRIP. 47 00:03:03,735 --> 00:03:06,220 - DID YOU SAY THREE OR FOUR? - MM-HMM. 48 00:03:06,289 --> 00:03:07,256 TO CHICAGO? 49 00:03:07,325 --> 00:03:08,671 I THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID. 50 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:10,431 - FROM HERE? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. - NO? HOW LONG? 51 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:14,539 CHICAGO'S PROBABLY SOMEWHERE CLOSER TO ABOUT 12 TO 14 HOURS. 52 00:03:14,608 --> 00:03:15,988 OH. 53 00:03:16,057 --> 00:03:18,059 MAYBE THEY SAID 13 OR 14. 54 00:03:18,128 --> 00:03:22,512 OH, MY. OKAY, WELL... 55 00:03:22,581 --> 00:03:24,480 I WOULD DOUBLE CHECK BEFORE YOU GET ON THE TRAIN. 56 00:03:24,549 --> 00:03:26,240 OKAY. 57 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,003 COULD, UM... 58 00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:33,213 I HAVE D.C. POLICE, PLEASE? 59 00:03:34,766 --> 00:03:37,044 YES, I'M AT THE TRAIN STATION, 60 00:03:37,113 --> 00:03:40,358 AND I'M SITTING NEXT TO THIS YOUNG GUY. 61 00:03:40,427 --> 00:03:43,015 AND HE'S TRYING TO CONFUSE ME ABOUT MY TRIP, 62 00:03:43,084 --> 00:03:45,880 AND I'M REALLY CONCERNED. 63 00:03:45,949 --> 00:03:49,056 YEAH, COULD YOU SEND A POLICE OFFICER OVER HERE? 64 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:53,060 YEAH, I THINK HE'S TRYING TO PLOT AGAINST ME. 65 00:03:53,129 --> 00:03:55,062 HE'S GOT ON A BLUE SWEATER, AND HE'S STARING AT -- 66 00:03:55,131 --> 00:03:57,892 YOU KNOW, I'M WALKING AWAY RIGHT NOW. 67 00:03:57,961 --> 00:03:59,963 YEAH, I'M REALLY AFRAID. 68 00:04:07,695 --> 00:04:10,284 OH, HE'S STANDING UP. PLEASE HURRY. PLEASE. 69 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:38,105 EXCUSE ME. WE'RE DOING A SCAVENGER HUNT. 70 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:40,797 COULD YOU HELP US OUT? YOU'RE PERFECT. 71 00:04:43,455 --> 00:04:44,870 OH, DOESN'T MATTER. YOU'RE PERFECT. 72 00:04:44,939 --> 00:04:48,149 WE NEED A GUY WITH NO SHIRT ON TO TURN TOWARDS THE OCEAN, 73 00:04:48,218 --> 00:04:49,634 HOLD THEIR ARMS UP, AND YELL OUT, 74 00:04:49,703 --> 00:04:51,049 "I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!" FIVE TIMES. 75 00:04:51,118 --> 00:04:52,637 - FIVE TIMES? - FIVE TIMES. 76 00:04:52,706 --> 00:04:55,743 SHE'S GONNA TAKE A VIDEO OF IT. 77 00:04:55,812 --> 00:04:57,331 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S AMAZING. 78 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,367 OKAY. OKAY WHY NOT? 79 00:04:58,436 --> 00:04:59,644 RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE'S FINE. 80 00:04:59,713 --> 00:05:01,473 - HANDS STRAIGHT UP. - LIKE THIS? 81 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:02,647 OKAY. ARE YOU FILMING? 82 00:05:02,716 --> 00:05:04,442 - GOT IT? OKAY. GO! - YEAH. YEAH. 83 00:05:04,511 --> 00:05:06,444 I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER! 84 00:05:06,513 --> 00:05:07,928 SUCKER! 85 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:12,484 GO! KEEP GOING! 86 00:05:20,285 --> 00:05:23,530 SO, BETTY, WE ARE JUST ABOUT READY TO LAUNCH 87 00:05:23,599 --> 00:05:26,947 YOUR NEW CELEBRITY FRAGRANCE. 88 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:30,709 OH, THAT'S JUST HEAVENLY. 89 00:05:30,778 --> 00:05:32,884 WE'RE STILL WORKING ON THE BOTTLE DESIGN, 90 00:05:32,953 --> 00:05:34,886 BUT WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU'VE CHOSEN A NAME, 91 00:05:34,955 --> 00:05:38,890 EAU DE WHITE -- SIMPLE, CLASSIC, ELEGANT. 92 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:42,342 E-EAU DE WHITE? WHEN DID I CHOOSE THAT? 93 00:05:42,411 --> 00:05:43,826 YESTERDAY ON THE PHONE? 94 00:05:43,895 --> 00:05:45,414 OH, HONEY. 95 00:05:45,483 --> 00:05:48,244 YOU CALLED WHEN I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, 96 00:05:48,313 --> 00:05:52,317 AND I WAS SAYING, "OHH, DWIGHT." 97 00:06:02,948 --> 00:06:04,364 C-C-CAN YOU HELP ME ONE SECOND? 98 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:06,262 I JUST NEED TO GET TO THAT OTHER CONCRETE, 99 00:06:06,331 --> 00:06:08,022 'CAUSE THE BATTERIES ON THE -- THANK YOU, SON. 100 00:06:08,091 --> 00:06:10,853 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 101 00:06:17,307 --> 00:06:20,552 JUST OVER THERE. THAT WOULD BE PERFECT. 102 00:06:25,523 --> 00:06:27,973 WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 103 00:06:28,042 --> 00:06:30,528 UH, THE WHEELS WON'T SLIP RIGHT THERE. 104 00:06:30,597 --> 00:06:32,530 SO THAT'LL BE PERFECT. 105 00:06:32,599 --> 00:06:34,497 OH, I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS. 106 00:06:34,566 --> 00:06:38,156 OKAY. THANK YOU. YOU SMELL GOOD. 107 00:06:38,225 --> 00:06:40,158 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 108 00:06:40,227 --> 00:06:41,711 SUCKER! 109 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:43,230 WHEE! 110 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,096 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 111 00:06:47,165 --> 00:06:50,133 WHOO! 112 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,557 OH. I AM SO EXCITED. 113 00:06:59,626 --> 00:07:02,974 ONE OF MY DEAREST FRIENDS HAS ASKED ME TO BE A BRIDESMAID. 114 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:05,632 YOU KNOW THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A BRIDESMAID -- 115 00:07:05,701 --> 00:07:08,151 YOU GET TO HOOK UP WITH THE GROOM. 116 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,637 THAT'S THE GROOMSMEN, BETTY. 117 00:07:10,706 --> 00:07:14,813 THE BRIDESMAID HOOKS UP WITH THE GROOMSMEN, NOT THE GROOM. 118 00:07:16,884 --> 00:07:19,646 NO WONDER I HAVE TO KEEP FINDING NEW BEST FRIENDS. 119 00:07:32,659 --> 00:07:35,524 UH, CAN I GET YOUR ADVICE ABOUT SOMETHING? 120 00:07:35,593 --> 00:07:36,594 YES, SIR. 121 00:07:36,663 --> 00:07:37,767 YEAH, WELL, MY WIFE AND I 122 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:40,114 ARE CELEBRATING OUR ANNIVERSARY TONIGHT. 123 00:07:40,183 --> 00:07:41,875 CONGRATULATIONS. 124 00:07:41,944 --> 00:07:45,188 WELL, THANK YOU. YEAH, SO, WE GOT A ROOM IN THIS HOTEL. 125 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,880 AND SHE'S UP THERE. 126 00:07:46,949 --> 00:07:50,055 I WANT TO MAKE TONIGHT REALLY SPECIAL, OKAY? 127 00:07:50,124 --> 00:07:53,231 SO, CAN YOU GIVE ME YOUR FEEDBACK 128 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:58,236 ON WHICH ONE OF THESE NIGHTIES YOU THINK SHE WOULD LIKE BETTER? 129 00:07:59,617 --> 00:08:01,550 WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE BETTER? 130 00:08:01,619 --> 00:08:05,208 THAT'S THE QUESTION. 131 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:06,175 - YOU'D GO WITH THE PINK? - I'D GO WITH THE PINK. 132 00:08:06,244 --> 00:08:07,728 OKAY. 133 00:08:07,797 --> 00:08:09,661 THEN THAT'S THE ONE I'M GONNA WEAR. 134 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:12,871 THANKS A LOT, GUYS. 135 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,076 EXCUSE ME. DO YOU TEXT? 136 00:08:45,145 --> 00:08:46,733 - I FORGOT MY GLASSES. - YES, I CAN TEXT. 137 00:08:46,802 --> 00:08:47,872 OH, WONDERFUL. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 138 00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:48,942 I HAVE TO SEND A TEXT TO MY SISTER. 139 00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:51,945 YES. WHAT IS IT? OKAY. 140 00:08:52,014 --> 00:08:53,429 SUE, I SAW YOUR HUSBAND LAST NIGHT. 141 00:08:53,498 --> 00:08:55,949 "I SAW YOUR HUSBAND LAST NIGHT." 142 00:08:56,018 --> 00:08:59,504 REMEMBER THAT THING 143 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:03,715 HE SAID HE HATED TO DO IN BED? 144 00:09:03,784 --> 00:09:08,202 "IN BED? "IN BED, QUESTION MARK. 145 00:09:08,271 --> 00:09:09,583 HE LIED. 146 00:09:09,652 --> 00:09:11,930 AND HIT SEND FOR ME, PLEASE. 147 00:09:11,999 --> 00:09:14,243 SURE THING. AND TO MAKE SURE IT'S CORRECT. 148 00:09:14,312 --> 00:09:16,417 "SUE, I SAW YOUR HUSBAND LAST NIGHT. 149 00:09:16,486 --> 00:09:19,386 "REMEMBER THAT THING HE SAID HE HATED TO DO IN BED? 150 00:09:19,455 --> 00:09:20,560 HE LIED." 151 00:09:20,629 --> 00:09:22,251 THAT'S PERFECT. 152 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,424 - SEND. YOU SENT IT? - YEP. 153 00:09:23,493 --> 00:09:24,771 WONDERFUL. PAYBACK'S A BITCH! 154 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,980 YES. THANK YOU. 155 00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:34,401 Woman: THANK YOU! 156 00:09:47,241 --> 00:09:50,072 HOW'S EVERYONE DOING HERE TODAY? 157 00:09:50,141 --> 00:09:52,764 HOW ARE YOU ALL? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF FUN. 158 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,939 YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE "THE BOURNE LEGACY." 159 00:09:55,008 --> 00:09:59,081 IT RUNS ABOUT 89 MINUTES, AND IT'S GOT A NEW ACTOR 160 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:01,773 PLAYING THE ROLE OF MATT DAMON, WHO LEFT. 161 00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:03,154 YEAH. 162 00:10:03,223 --> 00:10:06,364 VERY MUCH LIKE MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR A TENNIS PLAYER. 163 00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:08,055 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 164 00:10:08,124 --> 00:10:12,128 JUST LEFT ME AND WENT DOWN TO COSTA RICA. 165 00:10:12,197 --> 00:10:14,303 THIS MOVIE'S FULL OF ACTION. 166 00:10:14,372 --> 00:10:16,546 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, THEY'RE HAVING A LOT OF ACTION 167 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,618 DOWN THERE, PLENTY OF ACTION. 168 00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:21,103 ANYWAY, EVERYONE, REALLY ENJOY THE MOVIE. 169 00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:22,380 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 170 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:42,193 YES. 171 00:10:42,262 --> 00:10:44,264 DANCE TIME. 172 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,505 NICOLE? I NEED YOUR PROFESSIONAL OPINION. 173 00:11:18,574 --> 00:11:20,818 I JUST THREW THIS TOGETHER. HOW DOES IT LOOK? 174 00:11:20,887 --> 00:11:22,095 OH, THAT OUTFIT IS EVERYTHING. 175 00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:25,270 YES, EVERYTHING. BUT -- 176 00:11:25,339 --> 00:11:28,032 NO, I MEANT, THAT'S EVERYTHING. LIKE, THAT'S TIGHT. 177 00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:30,724 WELL, IF IT'S TOO TIGHT, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO? 178 00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:33,451 LET ME PUT IT TO YOU IN A WAY THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND. 179 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,764 THIS OUTFIT IS THE CAT'S PAJAMAS. 180 00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:37,110 OH. 181 00:11:37,179 --> 00:11:40,251 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY I LOOK MAD DOPE? 182 00:11:55,438 --> 00:11:59,719 YOUR TEA, SIR, EARL GREY, PIPING HOT, JUST AS YOU LIKE IT. 183 00:12:02,376 --> 00:12:03,861 I BUTTLE FOR THIS WHOLE AREA. 184 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:06,518 IF YOU SIT IN THIS AREA, I'M YOUR MAN. 185 00:12:06,587 --> 00:12:08,037 IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED... 186 00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:09,936 ...JUST RING ME. 187 00:12:10,005 --> 00:12:11,109 ANYTHING YOU WANT. 188 00:12:11,178 --> 00:12:13,629 I'LL BE RIGHT OVER HERE. 189 00:12:28,402 --> 00:12:31,302 SIR? YES, UH... 190 00:12:33,822 --> 00:12:36,065 IT'S TEA TIME, SIR. OH. 191 00:12:36,134 --> 00:12:38,412 IN FACT, IT SHOULD BE TIME FOR YOUR BATH IF YOU'RE READY. 192 00:12:38,481 --> 00:12:41,484 I CAN DRAW YOUR BATH. 193 00:12:43,348 --> 00:12:45,350 MY BA-- 194 00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:18,694 - HI. I'M GETTING MARRIED. - LOVE YOUR HEADPIECE. 195 00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:19,902 YOU ARE? OH, MY -- YES! 196 00:13:19,971 --> 00:13:22,318 WHOO! YEAH! 197 00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:23,664 AMAZING! 198 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:25,459 THANK YOU. LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING. 199 00:13:25,528 --> 00:13:26,667 WHAT? WHAT ARE WE DOING? 200 00:13:26,736 --> 00:13:28,462 WELL, I'M ON A BACHELORETTE SCAVENGER HUNT. 201 00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:29,739 THEY GAVE ME A PARTY TODAY. 202 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,397 SO I NEED YOU TO DO A LITTLE TASK FOR ME. 203 00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:33,847 I NEED YOU TO BITE OFF ONE OF THESE SUCKERS 204 00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:34,986 AND THEN SIGN YOUR NAME. 205 00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:36,263 - WOULD YOU DO THAT? - YEAH. HELL, YEAH. 206 00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:37,817 OH, YOU'RE THE BEST. WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT? 207 00:13:37,886 --> 00:13:39,197 UM, I'LL GO WITH THE GREEN ONE. 208 00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:40,440 OKAY. GO FOR IT. 209 00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:43,374 AAH! THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 210 00:13:43,443 --> 00:13:45,790 YES! YES! OH, GOD, DON'T GET THE PIN. 211 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,482 OKAY. THERE YOU GO. BEAUTIFUL. 212 00:13:48,551 --> 00:13:49,794 OHH, YEAH. 213 00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:54,488 AAH! 214 00:13:54,557 --> 00:13:57,181 BEAUTIFUL. OH, WOW! 215 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,423 YEAH. 216 00:13:59,252 --> 00:14:00,978 OH, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 217 00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:02,255 BITE. 218 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:07,087 HOW DO I -- GO, BABY. 219 00:14:07,156 --> 00:14:08,813 WHOO! 220 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,540 I'M GONNA PLANT A BIG ONE ON HIM FOR YOU, BABY. 221 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:13,576 THANK YOU SO MUCH! 222 00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:21,584 LET'S GO. ROCK 'N' ROLL. HEY. 223 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,414 YOU WANT TO BUST A MOVE? 224 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,149 AH, THERE YOU ARE. 225 00:14:34,218 --> 00:14:36,599 OH, OH. OH, BUST A MOVE. 226 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,429 BUST A MOVE. 227 00:14:38,498 --> 00:14:39,637 HA HA! YOU'RE GREAT. 228 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:56,309 A LARGE BLACK RED-EYE FOR TESS? 229 00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:57,931 TESS TICKLE? 230 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,933 TESS TICKLE? 231 00:15:00,002 --> 00:15:02,280 A LARGE LATTE FOR BUSTER? 232 00:15:02,349 --> 00:15:04,662 BUSTER CHERRY? 233 00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:06,319 BUSTER CHERRY? 234 00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:10,323 A MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO FOR JACQUES? 235 00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:12,325 JACQUES STRAP? 236 00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:15,707 IS THERE A JACQUES HERE? A JACQUES STRAP? 237 00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:17,019 ANYBODY AT ALL? 238 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,124 WHO ORDERED THIS STUFF? 239 00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:30,550 68, 69, 70, 71. HERE. 240 00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:33,208 GO AHEAD. DO IT. MY ARMS ARE GETTING TIRED. 241 00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:34,864 74, 75. 242 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,211 HELP ME OUT. HELP ME OUT. 243 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,075 76, 77, 78, 79. 244 00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:41,250 BACK TO ME. COME ON. 80, 81, 82. 245 00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:42,942 PASS IT TO THAT GUY NOW. 246 00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:44,633 83, 84, 85, 86. 247 00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:46,462 HEY, NO BEACH BALLS ALLOWED HERE. 248 00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:55,264 BOO! WHAT A -- WHAT A JERK! 249 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,556 OH, RICHARD, IT'S JUST WONDERFUL THAT YOU'RE HERE. 250 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,180 I LOVE REMINISCING ABOUT OUR OLD PRANKS. 251 00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:15,215 ME TOO, BETTY. 252 00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:17,217 YOU REMEMBER THE TIME 253 00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:20,841 WE FILLED LOU'S CAR WITH PING-PONG BALLS? 254 00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:23,879 YOU KNOW, I DON'T RECALL THAT ONE, BETTY. 255 00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:26,537 HOW ABOUT THE TIME WE RIGGED THE DOOR WITH THE BUCKET OF WATER 256 00:16:26,606 --> 00:16:28,125 TO FALL ON ANN? 257 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,750 I DON'T REMEMBER THAT ONE, EITHER. 258 00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:37,099 HOW ABOUT THE TIME YOU BET ME $1,000 259 00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:39,584 THAT I'D RETIRE FROM SHOW BUSINESS 260 00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,448 BY THE TIME I TURNED 80? 261 00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:43,485 I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 262 00:16:43,554 --> 00:16:45,694 RICHARD, YOU HAVE THE WORST MEMORY. 263 00:16:45,763 --> 00:16:47,592 WILL YOU TAKE A CHECK? 264 00:16:47,661 --> 00:16:49,767 OF COURSE. 265 00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:00,502 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 266 00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:03,091 I CAN'T ASK MY FRIENDS. 267 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,885 IT'S TOO EMBARRASSING. 268 00:17:04,954 --> 00:17:06,577 MY HUSBAND SAYS THAT 269 00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:10,270 MY RIGHT BREAST IS BIGGER THAN MY LEFT BREAST. 270 00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:12,272 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - YES, YES, IT IS. 271 00:17:13,342 --> 00:17:15,413 YES, IT IS. I -- DAMN. 272 00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:19,245 I HAD THIS ONLINE DEAL FOR BREAST IMPLANTATION. 273 00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:23,318 AND I GUESS IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. OH, DAMN. 274 00:17:23,387 --> 00:17:25,113 IF YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ASKED ME, I MEAN, I WOULDN'T HAVE NOTICED. 275 00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:27,529 - REALLY? - I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT TO NOTICE SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 276 00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:30,532 WELL, HE NOTICES.'CAUSE HE'S YOUR MAN, YOU KNOW? 277 00:17:31,809 --> 00:17:34,156 I REALLY GOT MESSED UP, DIDN'T I? 278 00:17:34,225 --> 00:17:35,985 - PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT. - LOOK AT THAT. 279 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,470 NEVER BUY ANYTHING WITH A COUPON. 280 00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:38,574 THANK YOU. 281 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:39,851 YOU'RE WELCOME. 282 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,543 I FEEL SO BAD. 283 00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,174 EXCUSE ME, LADIES. 284 00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:54,349 WE'RE TRYING TO FIND THE ROSE GARDEN. 285 00:17:54,418 --> 00:17:56,144 COULD YOU HELP US FOR JUST A MOMENT? 286 00:17:56,213 --> 00:17:58,111 - WE'RE TOURISTS, TOO. - OH, ARE YOU REALLY? 287 00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,975 OH, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. 288 00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:01,942 YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S HAVE A LITTLE BLESSING AND MAYBE WE'LL ALL FIND IT. 289 00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:03,289 LET'S FACE THE OCEAN. 290 00:18:03,358 --> 00:18:05,636 WOULD YOU JOIN US FOR JUST A MOMENT, DEAR? 291 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:08,294 THANK YOU SO MUCH. ALL RIGHT. 292 00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:09,605 LET'S JUST KNOW WE CAN FIND OUR PLACE. 293 00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:10,951 HERE'S -- 294 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,126 OH, YES. LET'S JUST TAKE HANDS. 295 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,715 - IT'S VERY NICE. - HEAR IT? 296 00:18:15,784 --> 00:18:18,304 OH, I HEAR THE CELESTIAL HORNS OF HEAVEN. 297 00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:22,687 YOU KNOW, I'M FAMISHED. 298 00:18:22,756 --> 00:18:24,689 OH. ANOTHER CHILI DOG, SISTER? 299 00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:27,002 YES. YES. THIS TIME WITH MORE BEANS. 300 00:18:27,071 --> 00:18:28,831 ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 301 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:44,192 I'VE SEEN BETTER RUNS ON MY GRANDMOTHER'S PANTYHOSE. 302 00:18:46,228 --> 00:18:49,024 YOU SHOULD BE WALKING, NOT TALKING. 303 00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:52,683 HEY, WOULD YOU DO A COUPLE OF MILES FOR ME? 304 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,207 YOU JOG LIKE MY MOTHER. 305 00:18:59,276 --> 00:19:00,725 THANK YOU. 306 00:19:00,794 --> 00:19:03,901 SHE'S BEEN DEAD 20 YEARS. 307 00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:07,042 PICK UP THE PACE! PICK UP THE PACE! 308 00:19:15,913 --> 00:19:17,052 - HELLO, GENTLEMEN. - MAYBE I HAVE. 309 00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:19,123 HELLO. 310 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,780 HOW ARE YOU? 311 00:19:20,849 --> 00:19:22,126 OH, I'M GOOD. 312 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:25,405 I -- I'M FROM THE SORORITY OMEGA LAMBDA DELTA. 313 00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:27,373 ALL RIGHT. SHE IS, TOO. 314 00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:30,203 AND WE'RE HAVING THIS GREAT BIG PARTY. 315 00:19:30,272 --> 00:19:32,205 WE'D LIKE FOR YOU TO COME. 316 00:19:32,274 --> 00:19:33,862 WOULD YOU? WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME? 317 00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:35,450 YOU'RE HAVING IT WHERE? 318 00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:37,106 A BIG PARTY AT OUR SORORITY HOUSE. 319 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,385 I MEAN, WE HAVE KEGS OF BEER. 320 00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:40,972 WE HAVE A TIGHT DEEJAY. 321 00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:44,010 WE HAVE EXPERIENCED WOMEN. 322 00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:46,737 YOU KNOW, I WAS A GYMNAST. I WAS A GYMNAST. 323 00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:49,291 AND ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS BODY SHOT. 324 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,706 RIGHT? 325 00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:57,506 NO, SERIOUSLY. 326 00:19:57,575 --> 00:19:59,163 - WHEN IS THIS PARTY? - TONIGHT. 327 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,096 9:00. 328 00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:02,718 COME ON. WE'LL SEE YOU THERE, RIGHT? 329 00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:04,720 - MAYBE. WE'LL TRY. - THINK ABOUT IT. 330 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,688 PROMISE? THINK ABOUT IT. 331 00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:23,360 OKAY. WHO'S STILL IN? 332 00:20:23,429 --> 00:20:26,501 TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD. 333 00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:29,124 TOO MUCH TO RISK. 334 00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:31,471 FATHER GARY? 335 00:20:33,197 --> 00:20:35,095 I CALL. 336 00:20:35,164 --> 00:20:37,028 THREE 7s. 337 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:41,412 FOUR JACKS. READ 'EM AND WEEP. 338 00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:45,002 OH, FATHER, FORGIVE ME. 23401

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