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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,987 --> 00:00:24,334 - EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND? - YEAH. 2 00:00:24,403 --> 00:00:25,991 YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND JUST PASSED AWAY. 3 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,268 OH, I'M SORRY. 4 00:00:27,337 --> 00:00:29,132 YEAH, AND I JUST PICKED UP HIS ASHES. 5 00:00:29,201 --> 00:00:30,409 OH, MY GOSH. I KNOW. 6 00:00:30,478 --> 00:00:31,686 AND HE WROTE ME THIS LAST LETTER. 7 00:00:31,755 --> 00:00:33,343 OKAY. 8 00:00:33,412 --> 00:00:35,069 BUT I LEFT MY GLASSES AT HOME, AND I CAN'T READ IT. 9 00:00:35,138 --> 00:00:36,622 - WOULD YOU READ IT FOR ME? - YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 10 00:00:36,691 --> 00:00:38,486 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 11 00:00:38,555 --> 00:00:43,250 "MY DEAR SHIRLEY, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I'VE PASSED ON. 12 00:00:43,319 --> 00:00:45,873 "I WANT YOU TO KNOW 13 00:00:45,942 --> 00:00:50,326 "THAT YOU ARE TRULY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 14 00:00:50,395 --> 00:00:52,569 "BUT I MUST TELL YOU SOMETHING 15 00:00:52,638 --> 00:00:55,227 "THAT HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR YEARS. 16 00:00:55,296 --> 00:00:59,645 SEVERAL YEARS AGO, I CHEATED ON YOU TWICE WITH JUDITH." 17 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:03,891 "I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME. 18 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,721 YOURS ALWAYS, HARRY. "JUDITH?! 19 00:01:06,790 --> 00:01:08,482 UNBELIEVABLE. 20 00:01:10,035 --> 00:01:11,623 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 21 00:01:11,692 --> 00:01:13,211 I'M HAPPY FOR HIM. 22 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,695 I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON HIM 23 00:01:14,764 --> 00:01:17,146 FOR OVER 25 YEARS WITH HIS BUSINESS PARTNER. 24 00:01:17,215 --> 00:01:18,457 OH, MY GOD. 25 00:01:18,526 --> 00:01:20,218 YOU KNOW, GOOD FOR YOU, HONEY. 26 00:01:20,287 --> 00:01:21,529 COME ON, DARLING. 27 00:01:21,598 --> 00:01:23,773 LET'S DUMP YOU OFF THE SPACE NEEDLE. 28 00:01:23,842 --> 00:01:25,602 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 29 00:01:49,557 --> 00:01:50,869 NAILED IT. 30 00:02:32,497 --> 00:02:35,120 WELCOME TO "OFF THEIR ROCKERS." YOU KNOW -- 31 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:37,709 OH, BOY. 32 00:02:37,778 --> 00:02:39,676 WHAT'S UP, MICHAEL? 33 00:02:39,745 --> 00:02:44,025 I HAD AN AMAZE-BALLS FIRST DATE WITH A CHICK LAST NIGHT, 34 00:02:44,094 --> 00:02:47,097 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TEXT HER THIS MORNING. 35 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,549 THEN KEEP IT SHORT AND SWEET. 36 00:02:50,618 --> 00:02:53,276 WITH OR WITHOUT A SMILEY FACE? 37 00:02:53,345 --> 00:02:56,521 OH, EMOTICONS ARE OBNOXIOUS. 38 00:02:56,590 --> 00:02:59,351 WELL, WHAT DO YOU TEXT AFTER A FIRST DATE? 39 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:02,492 I ALWAYS TEXT THE SAME THING. 40 00:03:02,561 --> 00:03:05,875 "BREAKFAST WAS DELICIOUS." 41 00:03:16,472 --> 00:03:18,991 HI, HOW ARE YOU? CAN YOU HELP ME? 42 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:20,752 BECAUSE I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM ONE SECOND. 43 00:03:20,821 --> 00:03:23,686 IF YOU CAN WATCH HIM FOR, LIKE, ONE SECOND, 44 00:03:23,755 --> 00:03:25,757 I WOULD APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU. 45 00:03:25,826 --> 00:03:28,104 IF YOU COULD, LIKE, SIT AND, YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE... 46 00:03:28,173 --> 00:03:30,417 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? - THANK YOU. 47 00:03:30,486 --> 00:03:31,659 MY NAME IS LOU. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 48 00:03:31,728 --> 00:03:34,248 DOING GOOD. DON'T BE LONG. 49 00:03:34,317 --> 00:03:36,250 IS THAT YOUR WIFE? 50 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:38,977 GIRLFRIEND. OH. 51 00:03:39,046 --> 00:03:40,668 SIR, YOU GOT TO HELP ME. 52 00:03:40,737 --> 00:03:43,844 ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS DO IT THREE OR FOUR TIMES A DAY, 53 00:03:43,913 --> 00:03:46,536 AND I'M GETTING TOO OLD TO DO IT. 54 00:03:46,605 --> 00:03:48,193 I NEED A YOUNG GUY TO KIND OF, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 55 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:49,781 MAYBE TAKE CARE OF SOME OF MY DUTIES. 56 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:51,127 DO YOU MIND DOING THAT? 57 00:03:51,196 --> 00:03:52,818 PLEASE, YOU GOT TO HELP ME. 58 00:03:52,887 --> 00:03:55,649 IT WOULD ONLY TAKE A FEW, YOU KNOW, MAYBE A FEW HOURS. 59 00:03:55,718 --> 00:03:56,891 A COUPLE HOURS, WHATEVER. 60 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,998 SURE, I GUESS I CAN HELP YOU. 61 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:01,931 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 62 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:06,349 OH, BLESS YOU FOR THAT. OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 63 00:04:06,418 --> 00:04:07,626 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT A -- 64 00:04:07,695 --> 00:04:08,869 - I'M HERE, BABY. - WHAT? 65 00:04:08,938 --> 00:04:10,077 OH, HONEY, HOW YOU DOING? 66 00:04:10,146 --> 00:04:11,354 WHAT? 67 00:04:11,423 --> 00:04:13,391 ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO DO THIS? 68 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:14,702 WHAT? 69 00:04:14,771 --> 00:04:16,117 YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE YOUNG GUYS. 70 00:04:16,186 --> 00:04:17,981 I KNOW, BUT HE'S A VERY SPECIAL YOUNG GUY. 71 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,535 NO, BABY. I'M SORRY. 72 00:04:19,604 --> 00:04:21,847 - ARE YOU SURE? - NO. COME ON. I AM HUNGRY. 73 00:04:21,916 --> 00:04:23,193 WELL, THANKS A LOT. 74 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,471 YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY. 75 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:25,955 I WILL. I WILL. I WILL. 76 00:04:26,024 --> 00:04:27,922 YEAH, THANKS A LOT. 77 00:04:27,991 --> 00:04:29,683 OKAY. TAKE CARE. 78 00:04:44,732 --> 00:04:46,251 HANG ON, FOLKS. 79 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,979 WE HAVE A HEIGHT REQUIREMENT IN THE PLAZA TONIGHT 80 00:04:50,048 --> 00:04:52,153 BECAUSE OF THE BASKETBALL GAME. 81 00:04:52,222 --> 00:04:54,328 SEE, THE PLAYERS ARE UNCOMFORTABLE 82 00:04:54,397 --> 00:04:56,710 IF PEOPLE ARE UNDER 6' TALL. 83 00:04:56,779 --> 00:04:58,470 SO I JUST WANT TO TAKE A QUICK -- 84 00:04:58,539 --> 00:05:00,023 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YES, I'M SERIOUS. 85 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:02,923 THEY'RE UNDER -- 86 00:05:02,992 --> 00:05:04,442 I CAN'T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY. 87 00:05:04,511 --> 00:05:05,857 - HANG ON A SEC. - THIS IS WEIRD. 88 00:05:05,926 --> 00:05:07,479 WAIT, HANG ON. 89 00:05:07,548 --> 00:05:09,861 I CAN'T MEASURE YOU IF YOU KEEP TURNING AROUND. 90 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,172 BUT WHY DO YOU WANT TO MEASURE ME? 91 00:05:11,241 --> 00:05:13,520 BECAUSE 6' IS OUR -- HERE. 92 00:05:13,589 --> 00:05:15,245 JUST...NO, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 93 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,179 ALL RIGHT, I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB. 94 00:05:18,248 --> 00:05:19,422 ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS? 95 00:05:19,491 --> 00:05:21,355 ABSOLUTELY. SO, THE PLAYERS -- 96 00:05:21,424 --> 00:05:24,531 JUST HANG ON ONE SECOND. LET ME JUST TAKE A MEASUREMENT. 97 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:29,501 I THINK YOU'RE A TAD UNDER 6', AREN'T YOU? 98 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:30,882 SO, THE PLAYERS ARE UNCOMFORTABLE. 99 00:05:30,951 --> 00:05:33,505 - NO, HE'S ABOVE. - I'M 6'2". 100 00:05:33,574 --> 00:05:35,024 YOU'RE 6'2"? YEAH. 101 00:05:35,093 --> 00:05:37,026 AHH, COME ON. THIS IS 6'. 102 00:05:37,095 --> 00:05:39,856 HERE YOU GO, BABE. DO YOU WANT TO HOLD THIS? 103 00:05:39,925 --> 00:05:41,686 SO, HANG ON A MINUTE. EXPLAIN AGAIN. 104 00:05:41,755 --> 00:05:44,274 THE PLAYERS --YOU'RE TRYING TO FOOL ME. 105 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:48,865 REQUESTING BACKUP. I HAVE A HOSTILE SHORT PERSON. 106 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:52,075 YES. WHO'S LYING ABOUT HIS HEIGHT. 107 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:54,975 YEP. REQUESTING BACKUP, YES. 108 00:05:55,044 --> 00:05:59,048 YEAH, HE'S WITH A WOMAN WITH A WHITE WOOL HAT. 109 00:05:59,117 --> 00:06:01,637 TAKE THEM DOWN OUTSIDE THE PLAZA. 110 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,024 WORDS TO LIVE BY. 111 00:06:10,093 --> 00:06:12,095 HEY! 112 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:15,754 HEY! WORDS TO LIVE BY. THERE YOU GO. 113 00:06:15,823 --> 00:06:17,584 YEE-HEE-HEE-HOO. 114 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,835 HEY, CAN YOU HELP ME? 115 00:06:27,904 --> 00:06:30,079 MY HUSBAND WROTE THIS, AND I CAN'T READ IT. 116 00:06:30,148 --> 00:06:31,391 AND COULD YOU? 117 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:32,944 WHIPPED CREAM. OKAY. 118 00:06:33,013 --> 00:06:34,186 CHOCOLATE SYRUP. OKAY. 119 00:06:34,255 --> 00:06:37,258 I CAN'T READ THAT. 120 00:06:37,327 --> 00:06:38,915 WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS THAT? 121 00:06:38,984 --> 00:06:40,158 IT SAYS CONDOMS, I'M PRETTY SURE. 122 00:06:40,227 --> 00:06:42,298 OH, CONDOMS, CANDLES, AND MATCHES. 123 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:43,989 - I GOT THAT. OKAY. - YEAH. 124 00:06:44,058 --> 00:06:46,613 LUBRICANT. 125 00:06:46,682 --> 00:06:48,753 DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL KIND? I'VE NEVER BOUGHT THIS BEFORE. 126 00:06:48,822 --> 00:06:51,307 NO. I HAVE NO IDEA. 127 00:06:51,376 --> 00:06:53,792 UM... 128 00:06:53,861 --> 00:06:56,899 UM...UH... 129 00:06:59,039 --> 00:07:00,489 IS THAT "DIRTY"? 130 00:07:00,558 --> 00:07:03,284 YES, IT SAYS DIRTY MAGAZINES, IF YOU NEED ONE. 131 00:07:03,353 --> 00:07:04,872 I'M GONNA HAVE A GREAT NIGHT. 132 00:07:04,941 --> 00:07:06,149 I'M SURE YOU WILL. 133 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:08,324 - THANK YOU. OKAY. - SEE YOU LATER. 134 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,362 HEY, BETTY, WHAT YOU DOING? 135 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,295 HEY, NICK. 136 00:07:14,364 --> 00:07:17,540 I WAS JUST READING ABOUT YOUR SON IN THIS MAGAZINE. 137 00:07:17,609 --> 00:07:19,956 YEAH, CAMDEN'S A REAL "CELEBRITOT." 138 00:07:20,025 --> 00:07:21,613 IS IT TRUE HE'S HAVING A FEUD 139 00:07:21,682 --> 00:07:23,546 WITH REESE WITHERSPOON'S LITTLE GIRL? 140 00:07:23,615 --> 00:07:24,961 FEUD? NO, NO. 141 00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:26,549 THEY HAD A LITTLE TIFF OVER A SOCK MONKEY, 142 00:07:26,618 --> 00:07:28,137 BUT THAT'S OVER NOW. 143 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:32,037 IT ALSO SAYS HE'S DESIGNING HIS OWN SPORTSWEAR. 144 00:07:32,106 --> 00:07:33,487 YEAH, HE JUST FELT LIKE 145 00:07:33,556 --> 00:07:35,765 THE WORLD NEEDED A WATERPROOF ONESIE. 146 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:38,078 BOY, THEY REALLY START YOUNG THESE DAYS, DON'T THEY? 147 00:07:38,147 --> 00:07:39,804 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 148 00:07:39,873 --> 00:07:41,495 HE'S ALREADY ON THE WAITING LIST FOR "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE." 149 00:07:41,564 --> 00:07:44,360 HE IS? YEAH. 150 00:07:44,429 --> 00:07:47,156 YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT, I COULD CALL IN A FAVOR 151 00:07:47,225 --> 00:07:49,020 AND GET HIM MOVED UP A FEW SPACES. 152 00:07:49,089 --> 00:07:50,262 - REALLY? - YEAH. 153 00:07:50,331 --> 00:07:51,954 TRUMP OWES ME A FAVOR. 154 00:07:52,023 --> 00:07:54,991 I INTRODUCED HIM TO HAIR SPRAY IN THE '70s. 155 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:56,234 THE... 156 00:07:56,303 --> 00:07:58,063 YEAH, THE... 157 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:11,663 GOOD ONE. 158 00:08:11,732 --> 00:08:15,425 YEAH, BUT THE GUY SAYS... 159 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,876 I THINK IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY, THOUGH, WOULDN'T YOU? 160 00:08:17,945 --> 00:08:19,602 IT WAS HORRIBLE. 161 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:21,259 I'M NEVER GOING BACK TO THAT PLACE AGAIN. 162 00:08:21,328 --> 00:08:22,709 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW... 163 00:08:27,058 --> 00:08:29,854 YOU KNOW? 164 00:08:29,923 --> 00:08:32,857 WAIT FOR ME. WAIT FOR ME. I'M COMING. 165 00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:34,548 WAIT FOR ME. 166 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:38,034 YAH! 167 00:08:45,835 --> 00:08:49,218 "UNDERDOG" -- THAT'S 14 PLUS A DOUBLE-WORD SCORE. 168 00:08:49,287 --> 00:08:51,358 THAT'S 28 POINTS FOR ME. 169 00:08:51,427 --> 00:08:54,464 I'M BEATING YOU AGAIN, BETTY. 170 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,914 YOU KNOW, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE SO PRETTY, 171 00:08:55,983 --> 00:08:57,191 'CAUSE YOU SURE CAN'T SPELL. 172 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:59,090 YOUR TURN. 173 00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:00,747 EXCUSE ME, RICHARD. 174 00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:03,266 I'M JUST GOING TO THE BATHROOM FIRST TO FRESHEN UP. 175 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,096 WHAT'S HE GOT? 176 00:09:05,165 --> 00:09:09,514 HE'S GOT AN E, A J, TWO N's, AN S, AND TWO I's. 177 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,447 CAN WE BEAT HIM? OH, YEAH. 178 00:09:13,207 --> 00:09:16,141 OH, I'M SORRY, RICHARD. 179 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:19,248 BUT I HAVE A WORD THAT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE. 180 00:09:19,317 --> 00:09:20,939 OKAY. 181 00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:24,425 HERE WE ARE. RIGHT. 182 00:09:24,494 --> 00:09:27,601 NOW, THAT'S "QUIXOTRY." 183 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:32,537 DOUBLE LETTER, TRIPLE WORD, AND I USED ALL MY TILES. 184 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:35,471 365 POINTS FOR ME. 185 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:37,300 WHAT? 186 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:40,890 I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND IF YOU WANT TO CONCEDE. 187 00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:53,109 LOOK AT THIS COUPLE. 188 00:09:54,490 --> 00:09:58,080 AREN'T YOU SWEET? HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER? 189 00:09:58,149 --> 00:10:00,392 - TWO YEARS. - TWO YEARS? 190 00:10:00,461 --> 00:10:01,739 HEY, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TOGETHER? 191 00:10:01,808 --> 00:10:04,431 48 YEARS. 48 YEARS. 192 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:08,435 I CAUGHT MY WIFE'S EYE WHEN SHE WAS POLE DANCING. 193 00:10:08,504 --> 00:10:11,507 SHE HAD ALL THE MOVES, RIGHT? 194 00:10:11,576 --> 00:10:14,268 AND HE WAS SO SHY BACK THEN. 195 00:10:14,337 --> 00:10:16,926 IT TOOK HIM A WHOLE WEEK TO GET ME BACK 196 00:10:16,995 --> 00:10:19,101 IN ONE OF THE ROOMS WHERE YOU COULD, UH, TOUCH, YOU KNOW? 197 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:24,831 SHE HAD THE MOVES. SHE MADE ME HOLLA. 198 00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:28,179 WE WERE SO IN LOVE BACK THEN. 199 00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:30,940 - YOU LOOK SO IN LOVE NOW. - YEAH, WE ARE. 200 00:10:31,009 --> 00:10:33,736 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WE GOT TO GO. 201 00:10:33,805 --> 00:10:36,566 MY WIFE IS ON IN TWO HOURS. 202 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,430 SEE YA. 203 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,601 COME ON. WILL YOU POOP ALREADY? 204 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,224 IT'S HOT OUT HERE. 205 00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:15,951 FINALLY! 206 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,573 GOOD BOY. 207 00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:19,506 VERY GOOD JOB, BOY. 208 00:11:21,508 --> 00:11:24,891 YOU'RE A GOOD BOY. YOU'RE A VERY GOOD BOY. 209 00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:35,418 YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE TRUE JOYS OF MY LIFE IS THAT, AT MY AGE, 210 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:39,595 I STILL HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO BABYSIT MY GRANDCHILDREN. 211 00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:41,839 OKAY, KIDS. TIME FOR BED. 212 00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:44,255 OH, COME ON, GRANDMA! 213 00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:45,670 CAN'T I FINISH MY WINE FIRST?! 214 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,016 WHAT, DO WE HAVE TO?! 215 00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:49,432 COME ON NOW. UPSTAIRS. BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 216 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,020 LIGHTS OUT IN FIVE MINUTES. 217 00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:52,988 YOU HEARD ME. 218 00:11:53,057 --> 00:11:55,335 NOW MOVE! 219 00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:58,165 AND YOU -- YOU HAVE TO SHAVE BEFORE YOU GO TO BED. 220 00:11:58,234 --> 00:12:00,443 NIGHT-NIGHT, GRANDMA. 221 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,583 - NIGHT-NIGHT. - I LOVE YOU. 222 00:12:02,652 --> 00:12:05,448 OH! 223 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,761 KIDS. 224 00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:18,807 EXCUSE ME, GUYS. CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 225 00:12:18,876 --> 00:12:20,153 OH, PLEASE HELP US. 226 00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:22,120 OH, YOU ARE IN SUCH GREAT SHAPE. 227 00:12:22,189 --> 00:12:25,883 I JUST FINISHED A SIX-MONTH WORKOUT AND DIET PROGRAM, 228 00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:27,608 AND TODAY I'VE REACHED MY GOAL WEIGHT. 229 00:12:27,677 --> 00:12:28,609 AH! 230 00:12:28,678 --> 00:12:30,059 I WANT TO SPEND SOME MONEY 231 00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:32,924 ON SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME HAPPY, 232 00:12:32,993 --> 00:12:35,893 AND YOU GUYS WOULD MAKE ME FEEL REAL HAPPY. 233 00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:37,204 YOU WANT TO BUY US FOR THE DAY? 234 00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:38,412 SO, HOW MUCH? 235 00:12:38,481 --> 00:12:40,794 FOR US? $100 EACH. 236 00:12:40,863 --> 00:12:42,485 I CAN DO THAT. 237 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,936 WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO FOR, UH... 238 00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:47,249 LET'S USE OUR IMAGINATION. 239 00:12:47,318 --> 00:12:48,560 NO, I THINK YOU'RE USING YOUR IMAGINATION. 240 00:12:48,629 --> 00:12:50,148 I NEED A NIGHT WITH A FIT GUY. 241 00:12:50,217 --> 00:12:51,494 YOU NEED A NIGHT WITH A FIT GUY? 242 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,772 AND TWO GUYS -- ALL THE BETTER. 243 00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:54,221 OH, FOR AN ENTIRE NIGHT? 244 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:55,982 OKAY, HEY, LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN. 245 00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:57,397 HERE'S MY NUMBER. 246 00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:58,950 I'M GONNA GO CATCH A SPINNING CLASS. 247 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,987 YOU THINK ABOUT IT AND GIVE ME A CALL. 248 00:13:01,056 --> 00:13:02,505 ALL RIGHT? OKAY. 249 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,576 WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN. LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 250 00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:06,406 ALL RIGHT. CALL ME. 251 00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:09,892 CALL ME! 252 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:23,043 AT 90 YEARS OLD, I'M NOT QUITE AS AGILE AS I USED TO BE. 253 00:13:23,112 --> 00:13:26,495 BUT I STILL FIND WAYS TO ENJOY SOME OF THE ACTIVITIES 254 00:13:26,564 --> 00:13:30,188 THAT I LOVED WHEN I WAS IN MY 80s -- LIKE PLAYING TWISTER. 255 00:13:30,257 --> 00:13:32,328 OH, THAT'S GOOD. 256 00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:34,330 RIGHT FOOT, GREEN. 257 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:37,195 I LOVE MY WORK. 258 00:13:45,031 --> 00:13:47,067 HELLO. 259 00:13:47,136 --> 00:13:48,344 WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT IF I SAT HERE? 260 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:50,450 - OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY. - THANK YOU. 261 00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:57,733 ONE OF MY COWORKERS HAS BEEN FOLLOWING ME TODAY. 262 00:13:57,802 --> 00:14:00,253 REALLY? YEAH. 263 00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:03,325 PERHAPS WE COULD PRETEND THAT YOU KNOW ME SO... 264 00:14:03,394 --> 00:14:05,154 OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. 265 00:14:05,223 --> 00:14:07,432 I'M HALEY, BY THE WAY. 266 00:14:07,501 --> 00:14:08,848 HALEY. YES. 267 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,470 FATHER RICHARD. 268 00:14:10,539 --> 00:14:13,197 OH, THERE SHE IS. 269 00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:15,647 THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE SPENDING YOUR TIME? 270 00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:17,649 - YES. THIS IS HALEY. - HELLO. 271 00:14:17,718 --> 00:14:19,893 THIS IS THE GIRL YOU TOLD ME ABOUT? 272 00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:21,446 SISTER ANN, PLEASE. 273 00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:24,242 DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU'RE SEEING THIS MAN? 274 00:14:24,311 --> 00:14:26,313 THAT HE'S A PRIEST? 275 00:14:29,489 --> 00:14:31,422 DO YOU USE SOME KIND OF PROTECTION? 276 00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:33,976 SISTER ANN, THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE. 277 00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:35,667 YOU'RE INAPPROPRIATE. 278 00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:39,154 SHE'S FAR TOO YOUNG FOR YOU TO BE WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE. 279 00:14:39,223 --> 00:14:41,604 AND YOU HAPPEN TO BE A PRIEST. GET UP. 280 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,434 - I'M TAKING YOU BACK. - YES, SISTER ANN. 281 00:14:43,503 --> 00:14:45,229 YOU NEED TO GO TO CONFESSION. 282 00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:47,748 OKAY. 283 00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:49,336 ALL RIGHT. 284 00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,890 SHAME ON YOU. 285 00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:09,184 YOU TWO LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW HOW TO PARTY. 286 00:15:09,253 --> 00:15:11,358 OKAY, WHERE'S THE PARTY? 287 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,948 WE WENT TO SCHOOL HERE ABOUT 40 YEARS AGO. 288 00:15:15,017 --> 00:15:16,363 YEAH, NYU. 289 00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:18,055 OH, I DON'T -- WE DON'T GO TO NYU. 290 00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:19,849 WELL, WE'RE LOOKING TO GET CRUNK. 291 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,128 - YOU KNOW, CRAZY DRUNK? - CRAZY DRUNK? 292 00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:26,856 LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT WE GOT. WE GOT THE BODY BONG. 293 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,755 BEER BONG. 294 00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:30,136 WHAT ABOUT THE BALLS, HERE, LOOK. 295 00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:32,172 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, BEER PONG? 296 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,829 YOU GUYS LOOKING TO PARTY? 297 00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:35,175 NO, THANKS. 298 00:15:35,244 --> 00:15:36,556 WE'RE HERE ON A FOUR-DAY WEEKEND. 299 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:39,490 WE'RE LOOKING TO GET STARTED. 300 00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:41,423 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. COME ON. LET'S GET STARTED. 301 00:15:41,492 --> 00:15:43,701 WE MEAN BUSINESS. WE REALLY DO. 302 00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:44,909 OKAY. 303 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,324 ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL. 304 00:16:08,415 --> 00:16:10,417 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY GRANDSON. 305 00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:12,247 HELLO. MY NAME'S DANIEL. 306 00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:13,558 NICE TO MEET YOU. 307 00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:15,526 MY NAME'S RACHEL. NICE TO MEET YOU. 308 00:16:15,595 --> 00:16:18,978 YOU SEE, I TOLD YOU THAT STRIPPERS WEREN'T SCARY PEOPLE. 309 00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:22,119 THEY JUST LIKE TO TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF FOR A LIVING. 310 00:16:22,188 --> 00:16:24,017 SEE YOU AT THE CLUB TONIGHT. 311 00:16:28,435 --> 00:16:31,024 I'M SO CONCERNED THAT SHE'S MAD. 312 00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:35,615 EVERYONE TAKE A SEAT, PLEASE. 313 00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:38,445 THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE STAFF MEETING, EVERYONE. 314 00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:41,345 THE REASON I CALLED THIS MEETING IS I'VE BEEN HEARING 315 00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:44,141 THERE'S A LOT OF OFFICE GOSSIP BEING PASSED AROUND. 316 00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:49,698 SO, LET'S HEAR IT. 317 00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:52,287 GIVE ME THE JUICY STUFF FIRST. 318 00:16:52,356 --> 00:16:53,874 OH, WELL... 319 00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:05,714 CAN YOU -- 320 00:17:07,129 --> 00:17:08,475 I'M MAKING AN INTERNET VIDEO. 321 00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:10,063 CAN YOU DO A VIDEO OF ME? IT'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE. 322 00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:11,409 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. 323 00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:12,859 HOLD THE CAMERA LOW. 324 00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,999 I'M GONNA STEP IN, OKAY? SO, YOU READY? 325 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,863 READY. OKAY. 326 00:17:16,932 --> 00:17:21,695 THIS IS O.G.G. TAGGING IN THE BULL. 327 00:17:35,192 --> 00:17:36,503 SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 328 00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:40,852 OKAY, THANKS FOR DOING THAT. 329 00:17:40,921 --> 00:17:43,096 I'M O.G.G. -- OLD GANGSTER GRANDPA -- 330 00:17:43,165 --> 00:17:44,442 ON THE INTERNET. 331 00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:46,755 THE COPS ARE AFTER ME. 332 00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:04,359 THERE YOU ARE. 333 00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:06,568 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR LUNCH UNTIL 2:00. 334 00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:08,190 EXCUSE ME. 335 00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:10,503 THOMPKINS NEEDS THESE FILES ORGANIZED BY 5:00. 336 00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:12,401 IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, ASK SHEILA. 337 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,678 I'VE GOT TO GET READY FOR A MEETING. 338 00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:15,542 - WHO'S SHEILA? - DON'T LET ME DOWN. 339 00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:18,269 EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I'M SERIOUS. 340 00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:22,204 NO, I DON'T WORK HERE, BRO. 341 00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:24,586 HE WAS DEAD-ASS SERIOUS. 342 00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:27,140 HE REALLY LEFT ME WITH THIS STUFF. 343 00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:29,867 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO. 344 00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:51,130 OH, BOY. 345 00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:53,511 THIS COFFEE REALLY DOES PACK A PUNCH. 346 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,168 I TELL YOU. 347 00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:59,414 I THINK THEY MAKE IT STRONGER EVERY TIME I COME HERE. 348 00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:06,386 I GOT TO GO TO THE TOILET REAL QUICK. 349 00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:22,540 HI, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE LADY OF THE CATHEDRAL IS? 350 00:19:22,609 --> 00:19:24,542 IT'S A BIG CHURCH. 351 00:19:24,611 --> 00:19:26,061 BIG CHURCH, BEAUTIFUL. 352 00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:27,649 OH, NO, I DO NOT. 353 00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:30,238 DO YOU KNOW? 354 00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:33,517 THEY HAVE THE BEST BAR ACROSS THE STREET. 355 00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:36,105 AND IT'S BODY SHOT FRIDAY. 356 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,590 I LOVE THEIR TEQUILAS. 357 00:19:37,659 --> 00:19:39,971 COME ON, LET'S GO, SISTER. BLESS YOU BOTH. 358 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,146 OH, GOD, I NEED A DRINK. 359 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,837 WHAT? 360 00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:55,642 THEY JUST -- WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 361 00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:57,057 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 362 00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:58,887 I WISH I COULD JUST REPLAY MY LIFE 363 00:19:58,956 --> 00:20:01,476 JUST SO I COULD HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME. 364 00:20:06,515 --> 00:20:09,656 OH, NICK, I AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ON OUR SHOW. 365 00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:10,899 OH, THANK YOU. 366 00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:12,866 YOU WERE IN A BOY BAND. 367 00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:15,386 WHAT'S THE SECRET TO MAKING IT REALLY BIG? 368 00:20:15,455 --> 00:20:17,733 WELL, I THINK IT'S ALL ABOUT TALENT, 369 00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:19,908 DEDICATION, AND COMRADERY. 370 00:20:19,977 --> 00:20:22,428 DO YOU THINK MY BOYS HAVE A SHOT? 371 00:20:22,497 --> 00:20:24,084 YOUR BOYS? 372 00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:27,260 OKAY, AGAIN. 373 00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:30,884 ONE, TWO, THREE. AND ONE, TWO, THREE. 374 00:20:30,953 --> 00:20:33,853 AND, ONE, TWO... 375 00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:36,062 THIS SEEMS A LITTLE FORCED. 376 00:20:36,131 --> 00:20:39,134 GET IT TOGETHER. WE HAVE A GIG TONIGHT. 377 00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:42,620 AND I'VE GOT MR. 98° HERE TO HELP GIVE US SOME TIPS. 378 00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:44,346 GO AHEAD, NICK. 379 00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:47,522 BETTY, THESE GUYS ARE GONNA NEED MORE THAN A LITTLE DIRECTION. 380 00:20:47,591 --> 00:20:49,696 I HAVEN'T DANCED SINCE 1982. 26482

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