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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,426 --> 00:00:15,981 I'VE BEEN WITH THIS WOMAN FOR 50 YEARS TODAY. 2 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,603 OH, WOW. 3 00:00:17,672 --> 00:00:20,261 AND NOW SHE'S YOUR PROBLEM, LADY! 4 00:00:38,797 --> 00:00:39,832 HEY! 5 00:00:41,524 --> 00:00:42,663 TAKE MY PICTURE! 6 00:00:46,149 --> 00:00:47,806 OH! 7 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:49,083 OH, MY GOD! 8 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:53,329 HIT ME! 9 00:00:54,364 --> 00:00:55,641 COME BACK HERE! 10 00:00:57,678 --> 00:00:59,335 SAY "BIG BOOBS." 11 00:01:04,374 --> 00:01:06,894 AAAAAH! 12 00:01:19,941 --> 00:01:23,462 DR. SCHNEIDER, I HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM. 13 00:01:23,531 --> 00:01:25,188 PLEASE, TELL ME. 14 00:01:25,257 --> 00:01:29,296 I WAS HOSTING A SHOW ABOUT SENIOR CITIZENS 15 00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:33,127 PLAYING PRACTICAL JOKES ON INNOCENT YOUNG PEOPLE. 16 00:01:33,196 --> 00:01:37,027 OH, WE MADE FUN OF THEM, AND WE LAUGHED ABOUT IT. 17 00:01:39,064 --> 00:01:40,479 THAT'S JUST SICK! 18 00:01:45,829 --> 00:01:47,348 AWESOME. 19 00:01:53,389 --> 00:01:54,976 OH, OH. 20 00:01:55,045 --> 00:01:56,564 HI. HELLO, MILDA. 21 00:01:56,633 --> 00:01:58,566 OH, YEAH, HON. THE... 22 00:01:58,635 --> 00:02:00,948 OH, THE AUDITION, IT WENT GREAT. 23 00:02:01,017 --> 00:02:04,331 OH, IT'S JUST A BIT FOR A NEW REALITY SHOW, YEAH. 24 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,299 IT'S ABOUT A BUNCH OF SINGLE SENIORS, 25 00:02:07,368 --> 00:02:09,267 AND THEY GO OFF AND LIVE 26 00:02:09,336 --> 00:02:13,167 AT THIS LUXURIOUS RETIREMENT ISLAND. 27 00:02:13,236 --> 00:02:16,274 I'M GOING TO AWAKEN MY INNER SLUT 28 00:02:16,343 --> 00:02:18,621 AND JUMP ON A FEW BONES, YEAH. 29 00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:20,243 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SURE. 30 00:02:20,312 --> 00:02:21,693 I'M TAKING YOGA CLASSES, 31 00:02:21,762 --> 00:02:24,868 AND I'VE LEARNED A FEW POSITIONS 32 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:27,285 THAT SOME OF THOSE OLD BROADS DON'T KNOW. 33 00:02:27,354 --> 00:02:29,701 LISTEN, I THINK I'D BETTER GO. 34 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:31,461 SO LONG, HON. WE'LL HAVE LUNCH. 35 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:33,325 LATER. 36 00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:56,245 AH, HYAH! 37 00:03:19,923 --> 00:03:21,994 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 38 00:03:22,063 --> 00:03:25,274 I'M NEW IN TOWN, AND I WANT TO GO TO A MALE STRIP CLUB. 39 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:27,724 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THERE'S ONE AROUND HERE? 40 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:30,313 I, UH...NO. 41 00:03:30,382 --> 00:03:31,521 - HOW ABOUT YOURSELF? - UH... 42 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:34,421 YOU KNOW, I LIKE THE TOP PART OF YOU. 43 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:36,285 I'LL MAKE IT RAIN ON YOU. 44 00:03:36,354 --> 00:03:38,494 I AIN'T, UH -- OKAY. 45 00:03:38,563 --> 00:03:40,565 GEEZ, THAT -- THAT SOUNDS PRETTY TEMPTING. 46 00:03:40,634 --> 00:03:41,566 HOW MUCH RAIN? WELL... 47 00:03:41,635 --> 00:03:43,499 WELL, QUITE A BIT. YEAH? 48 00:03:43,568 --> 00:03:45,915 - QUITE A BIT. - UH, I HAVE TO SAY -- 49 00:03:45,984 --> 00:03:47,365 ADMIT THIS IS THE GREATEST CONVERSATION 50 00:03:47,434 --> 00:03:48,780 I'VE HAD ALL DAY. 51 00:03:48,849 --> 00:03:51,748 SO, YOU KNOW...I'LL PUT THE SPANK ON THAT HANG LOW. 52 00:03:51,817 --> 00:03:54,993 OH, MY GOD. YOU ARE HILARIOUS. 53 00:03:55,062 --> 00:03:56,650 - ENJOY. - IS IT GONNA BE YES OR NO? 54 00:03:56,719 --> 00:03:58,307 UH, I'D HAVE TO SAY "NO." 55 00:03:58,376 --> 00:04:00,481 OH. 56 00:04:29,683 --> 00:04:32,306 THESE GAMES SEEM SO VIOLENT. 57 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:34,446 - MM-HMM. - OH, COME ON. CHICKEN. 58 00:04:36,414 --> 00:04:39,209 A LASER BLAST, A THROAT PUNCH... 59 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,557 SOON YOUR SOUL WILL BE MINE. 60 00:04:41,626 --> 00:04:46,286 OHH, NOT IF MY TROLL CAPTURES YOUR POWER GEM. 61 00:04:46,355 --> 00:04:48,702 OH, I DECAPITATE YOUR MINOTAUR 62 00:04:48,771 --> 00:04:53,189 AND CARVE OUT YOUR HEART WITH MY DRAGON CLAWS! 63 00:04:53,258 --> 00:04:55,295 AH. 64 00:04:55,364 --> 00:04:56,399 GAME OVER, PUNK. 65 00:04:57,952 --> 00:04:59,540 ANN, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA? 66 00:04:59,609 --> 00:05:01,059 - LOVE IT. - MM. 67 00:05:24,841 --> 00:05:27,257 THIS WAS MY HUSBAND'S FAVORITE MEAL. 68 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,777 - GOD REST HIS SOUL. - OH, REALLY? 69 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:53,905 OUR WEBSITE HAS BEEN OVERWHELMED WITH VIEWER QUESTIONS. 70 00:05:53,974 --> 00:05:57,426 I'D LIKE TO ANSWER SOME OF THOSE NOW. 71 00:05:57,495 --> 00:05:58,806 YES. 72 00:06:00,463 --> 00:06:01,602 NO. 73 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:05,848 IT DEPENDS. 74 00:06:05,917 --> 00:06:08,713 KEEP THOSE QUESTIONS COMING. 75 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,859 EXCUSE ME. CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 76 00:06:16,928 --> 00:06:19,275 I'M -- I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET MY GRANDSON, 77 00:06:19,344 --> 00:06:20,414 AND I WANT TO GET A RESTAURANT 78 00:06:20,483 --> 00:06:21,657 WHERE WE CAN HAVE A QUICK SANDWICH. 79 00:06:21,726 --> 00:06:23,624 CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THERE MIGHT BE ONE? 80 00:06:23,693 --> 00:06:26,144 YEAH, THERE ARE, LIKE, THREE GOOD SPOTS ON THE DRAG. 81 00:06:26,213 --> 00:06:28,249 THERE'S WHICH WICH OR POT BELLY'S. 82 00:06:28,318 --> 00:06:29,699 WHY ARE YOU NOT LOOKING IN MY EYES 83 00:06:29,768 --> 00:06:30,838 WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME 84 00:06:30,907 --> 00:06:34,048 AND LOOKING AT MY JUGS, YOU PERVERT? 85 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:02,560 HOW YOU DOING? 86 00:07:02,629 --> 00:07:03,664 GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 87 00:07:03,733 --> 00:07:05,079 EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. 88 00:07:05,148 --> 00:07:07,012 BEEN A LONG DAY. 89 00:07:15,296 --> 00:07:17,022 THAT GOOD FOR YOU? 90 00:07:17,091 --> 00:07:19,093 UH, IT IS PERFECTLY FINE. 91 00:07:19,162 --> 00:07:21,061 I JUST NEED A LAST NAME. 92 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:23,304 THIS IS ALL FOR ME? 93 00:07:23,373 --> 00:07:24,858 "THISALLFORME." 94 00:07:24,927 --> 00:07:27,205 IS THAT RUSSIAN? WHAT? 95 00:07:27,274 --> 00:07:29,207 WHAT? OKAY. 96 00:07:29,276 --> 00:07:31,416 THANK YOU. 97 00:07:53,231 --> 00:07:55,026 CREEPY BACKRUBS! 98 00:07:56,579 --> 00:07:58,270 COME ON. COME ON. 99 00:07:58,339 --> 00:07:59,858 OKAY, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. 100 00:07:59,927 --> 00:08:01,273 HERE WE GO. NO, NO, NO. 101 00:08:01,342 --> 00:08:03,655 - OH, NO, NO! - NO, NO, NO. YOU'LL LIKE IT, MAN! 102 00:08:06,658 --> 00:08:09,143 CREEPY BACKRUB? 103 00:08:09,212 --> 00:08:12,215 COME ON, GIRLS. IT'S FREE. 104 00:08:16,392 --> 00:08:17,738 HELLO. Man: HI. 105 00:08:17,807 --> 00:08:19,222 HELLO. 106 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,742 - WE BOTH THINK YOU'RE REALLY HOT. - WELL, THANK YOU. 107 00:08:21,811 --> 00:08:23,779 AND, UH, WE WERE WONDERING IF -- 108 00:08:23,848 --> 00:08:27,437 IF YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN A...THREE-WAY. 109 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:36,688 YOU HAVE JUST ABSOLUTELY MADE MY DAY. 110 00:08:36,757 --> 00:08:37,896 OH. 111 00:08:37,965 --> 00:08:41,900 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED A SENIOR SANDWICH? 112 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:46,733 I HAVEN'T TRIED A SENIOR SANDWICH. 113 00:08:46,802 --> 00:08:48,355 I'M SORRY. 114 00:08:48,424 --> 00:08:51,634 WELL, IF YOU'RE UP FOR IT, WE'LL BE RIGHT AROUND HERE. 115 00:08:51,703 --> 00:08:53,187 OKAY. THANK YOU. 116 00:08:53,256 --> 00:08:54,464 YOU'RE WELCOME. 117 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,914 YOU'RE AWFUL CUTE. 118 00:08:55,983 --> 00:08:56,984 YOU TWO HAVE A NICE DAY. 119 00:08:57,053 --> 00:08:58,054 - YOU, TOO. - THANK YOU. 120 00:08:58,123 --> 00:09:00,091 BYE, SEXY. 121 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:13,829 YEE-HAW! 122 00:09:13,898 --> 00:09:14,968 SHAKA BRAH! 123 00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:19,213 THAT'LL TEACH THAT OLD BAG TO SELL MY SURFBOARD. 124 00:09:20,629 --> 00:09:22,734 WHICH WAY IS THE BEACH? 125 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:26,082 YA-HOO! 126 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,498 WHOA! 127 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:36,299 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 128 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,438 YES. 129 00:09:37,507 --> 00:09:39,475 THERE ARE SOME NEW REGULATIONS IN THE MALL. 130 00:09:39,544 --> 00:09:42,685 - OKAY. - AND THEY HAVE TO DO WITH WEARING GLASSES 131 00:09:42,754 --> 00:09:43,962 IN CERTAIN POSITIONS. 132 00:09:44,031 --> 00:09:45,481 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CITE YOU. 133 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:47,310 I JUST GOT TO LET YOU KNOW. 134 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,968 COVER YOUR EYEBALLS OR NOTHING AT ALL. 135 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,594 YOU'VE GOT WAY TOO MUCH SKIN SHOWING. 136 00:09:54,663 --> 00:09:56,596 60% OF THE SKIN SHOWING FROM THE WAIST UP 137 00:09:56,665 --> 00:09:59,046 - IS NOT ACCEPTABLE, OKAY? - WHAT? 138 00:09:59,115 --> 00:10:00,634 YOU HAVE ON TOO MUCH BLACK. 139 00:10:00,703 --> 00:10:04,224 IS IT TOO MUCH BLACK, OR IS IT LIKE A CERTAIN LOGO? 140 00:10:04,293 --> 00:10:06,019 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST TOO MUCH BLACK. 141 00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:07,710 - REALLY? - JUST LETTING YOU KNOW. 142 00:10:07,779 --> 00:10:09,505 THIS IS NO LONGER AMERICA, IS IT? 143 00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:22,932 DELORES? 144 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:24,382 IT'S STELLA. 145 00:10:24,451 --> 00:10:25,866 HI. 146 00:10:25,935 --> 00:10:28,800 I JUST WANTED TO CALL AND TELL YOU ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 147 00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:31,941 WELL, YOU KNOW, I WENT OUT WITH THIS HOT YOUNG GUY, 148 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:34,047 AND, WELL, YOU KNOW, WE MADE OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE, 149 00:10:34,116 --> 00:10:35,462 AND THEN WE WENT IN THE BEDROOM. 150 00:10:35,531 --> 00:10:38,603 AND, HONEY, LET ME TELL YOU, HE'S ONLY 22, 151 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,916 BUT, BOY, DOES HE KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. 152 00:10:40,985 --> 00:10:42,849 I KNOW! 153 00:10:42,918 --> 00:10:44,333 I CAN HARDLY WALK! 154 00:10:46,335 --> 00:10:49,338 WELL, YOU KNOW, HE DID NOT WEAR A CONDOM, 155 00:10:49,407 --> 00:10:51,271 AND I'M A LITTLE WORRIED. 156 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:52,859 AND I WAS WONDERING, 157 00:10:52,928 --> 00:10:55,862 DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET THE MORNING-AFTER PILL? 158 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:57,553 GREAT. 159 00:10:57,622 --> 00:11:00,245 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE-BYE. 160 00:11:57,371 --> 00:11:58,510 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. 161 00:11:58,579 --> 00:12:00,789 WE'RE ABOUT TO DROP SOMETHING RIGHT HERE. 162 00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:02,791 - RIGHT HERE? - RIGHT HERE. 163 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:05,725 OKAY, BOYS! WE GOT OUR DROP ZONE! 164 00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:07,934 LET HER RIP! 165 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,706 NOW IT'S TIME FOR FOOTBALL PRACTICE. 166 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:22,983 OH. 167 00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:25,917 89! 21! 48! 168 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:29,576 89! 21! 48! 169 00:12:29,645 --> 00:12:32,372 BETTY, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET US A FOOTBALL? 170 00:12:32,441 --> 00:12:34,581 MAYBE NEVER. 171 00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:37,722 89! 21! 48! 172 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:41,864 89! 21! 48! 173 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,803 EXCUSE US. 174 00:12:49,872 --> 00:12:51,080 ARE YOU ON VACATION? 175 00:12:51,149 --> 00:12:52,116 YEAH. 176 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:53,496 - WHERE YOU FROM? - CHICAGO. 177 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,326 - OH, NICE HERE, HUH? - YEAH. 178 00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:57,569 I LOVE THAT CITY, EXCEPT FOR THE COLD. 179 00:12:57,638 --> 00:12:58,605 I KNOW, RIGHT? 180 00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:00,089 HOW LONG ARE YOU TOGETHER? 181 00:13:00,158 --> 00:13:01,297 UH... 182 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:02,574 JUST ABOUT, LIKE, A YEAR AND A HALF. 183 00:13:02,643 --> 00:13:03,748 YEAR AND A HALF? 184 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,336 SO, THINGS STILL EXCITING FOR YOU, I GUESS. 185 00:13:05,405 --> 00:13:06,958 YES. YEAH. 186 00:13:07,027 --> 00:13:08,028 WE'RE 35 YEARS. 187 00:13:08,097 --> 00:13:09,202 - 35 YEARS, YOU KNOW? - OH, WOW. 188 00:13:09,271 --> 00:13:10,720 AFTER 35 YEARS, EVERY NIGHT, 189 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,721 IT'S THE SAME THING. 190 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,930 HE WISHES EVERY NIGHT. 191 00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:13,931 YEAH. YEAH. 192 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,035 WE WERE THINKING 193 00:13:15,104 --> 00:13:17,382 OF FINDING A NICE YOUNG COUPLE 194 00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:19,350 THAT WOULD LIKE TO, YOU KNOW, SWING. 195 00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:20,800 YOU INTERESTED IN SWINGING WITH US? 196 00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:23,319 PASS? YOU PASSING? 197 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:24,355 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? - OH, NO. 198 00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:25,356 PASS? ARE YOU PASSING? 199 00:13:25,425 --> 00:13:26,633 YOU SURE? 200 00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:28,255 - YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH. - WELL, THINK ABOUT IT. 201 00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:29,256 - TAKE CARE. - YOU, TOO. 202 00:13:29,325 --> 00:13:31,051 HAVE A WONDERFUL VACATION. 203 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,052 SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES 204 00:13:32,121 --> 00:13:33,674 TO GET BORING FOR YOU GUYS. 205 00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:44,271 EXCUSE ME. 206 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,617 DO YOU LADIES KNOW ANY PLACE AROUND HERE 207 00:13:45,686 --> 00:13:47,723 - WHERE YOU CAN CHECK OUT SOME MILFs? - HUH? 208 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:50,450 MY FRIEND TOLD ME THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO LOOK AT MILFs. 209 00:13:52,762 --> 00:13:54,488 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MILF IS? 210 00:13:54,557 --> 00:13:57,767 IT'S A MOTHER THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADMIRE. 211 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,666 YOU KNOW -- DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MILF IS? 212 00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:01,702 MOTHER I'D LIKE TO . 213 00:14:01,771 --> 00:14:03,877 HOLY MOLEY! 214 00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:04,982 WOW. 215 00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:06,880 THEN WHAT'S A GILF? 216 00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:08,606 SAME THING, BUT WITH A GRANDMOTHER. 217 00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:09,607 HOPEFULLY, YOU'LL SEE ONE. 218 00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:10,884 OH, I'M SURE! 219 00:14:10,953 --> 00:14:12,299 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 220 00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:21,446 Man: YOU LOOK KIND OF COOL. 221 00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:23,276 I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO HANG OUT WITH, YOU KNOW. 222 00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:24,311 NOTHING SEXUAL. 223 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,866 JUST, YOU KNOW, LIKE GO OUT FOR BEERS, 224 00:14:26,935 --> 00:14:28,626 GAMBLE, AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 225 00:14:28,695 --> 00:14:31,215 I MEAN, I'M INTO GIRLS. I LOVE GIRLS. 226 00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:33,320 I'M LOOKING FOR A BROMANCE, YOU KNOW. 227 00:14:33,389 --> 00:14:35,909 NEED TO GET WITH THE YOUNG PEOPLE, DO WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 228 00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:38,153 I JUST FIGURED OUT, YOU KNOW, 229 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:39,740 I NEED TO GET WITH SOMEBODY NEW, 230 00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:41,294 SOMEBODY YOUNG LIKE YOURSELF. 231 00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:43,296 SO, UH... 232 00:14:43,365 --> 00:14:45,332 YOU KNOW ABOUT ANY PLACE WE COULD GO AROUND HERE 233 00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:48,301 AND, LIKE, HOOK UP AND DO GUY STUFF, 234 00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:50,475 YOU KNOW, LIKE BEERS AND... 235 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,514 STATEN ISLAND? 236 00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:56,585 WE CAN TAKE THE SUBWAY OVER THERE. 237 00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:01,866 ART CLASS? COLLEGE GUY. 238 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,040 WELL, YOU GUYS REALLY -- 239 00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:04,489 YOU GOT ALL THEM PRETTY GIRLS OVER THERE. 240 00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:06,181 WE COULD GO OVER THERE AND SIT IN CLASS, 241 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,320 YOU KNOW, STUFF LIKE THAT. 242 00:15:07,389 --> 00:15:09,598 GUY STUFF, YOU KNOW? 243 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,531 YOU UP TO THAT -- A BROMANCE? 244 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,670 NO? 245 00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:15,604 NO? 246 00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:18,020 'CAUSE I GOT TO FIND ME SOMEBODY TO HAVE A BROMANCE WITH. 247 00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:20,091 SOMEBODY WHO WANT TO BE BROMANTIC. 248 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,679 ALL RIGHT? 249 00:15:34,864 --> 00:15:37,350 MY NAME IS RICHARD. HI. 250 00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:39,076 YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? LAUREN. 251 00:15:39,145 --> 00:15:41,216 LAUREN, YES. 252 00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:42,907 TARGET CONFIRMED. 253 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,529 APPROACH WITH CAUTION. 254 00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,290 GONNA CLEAR THE AREA. 255 00:15:46,359 --> 00:15:47,567 TAKE HER DOWN. 256 00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:01,512 HI. 257 00:16:01,581 --> 00:16:03,445 YOU KNOW HOW TO -- YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK THESE THINGS? 258 00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:05,619 I GOT THIS -- 259 00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:09,485 I GOT THIS, UH, THIS YOUNGER WOMAN I'M SEEING, 260 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:11,522 AND SHE SENDS ME THESE TEXTS, 261 00:16:11,591 --> 00:16:13,973 AND I'M NOT SURE HOW TO SEND IT BACK. 262 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,388 BUT I -- COULD YOU SEND ME -- 263 00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:18,391 DO ME A FAVOR, SEND HER A MESSAGE FOR ME? 264 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:23,879 UH, "HONEY, I GOT THE WINE. 265 00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:26,986 YOU BRING THE WHIP AND THE HANDCUFFS." 266 00:16:28,642 --> 00:16:30,990 "TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT." 267 00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:36,340 OKAY, AND THEN SIGN IT, "LOVE, MORTY." 268 00:16:36,409 --> 00:16:39,895 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. I GOT TO GO. 269 00:16:39,964 --> 00:16:42,001 I APPRECIATE IT. 270 00:16:52,252 --> 00:16:54,151 UH, EXCUSE ME THERE. 271 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,669 OH, MY GOD! YEAH. 272 00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:57,326 I DON'T WANT YOU TO LITTER. 273 00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:00,157 OKAY? 274 00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:01,744 - DON'T LITTER. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 275 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:02,849 THANK YOU. 276 00:17:19,797 --> 00:17:21,247 EXCUSE ME. HI. 277 00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:23,318 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS? 278 00:17:23,387 --> 00:17:25,803 I WAS THINKING OF GIVING IT FOR A GIFT. 279 00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:27,391 OH. 280 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,771 YOU MIGHT WANT TO HIDE THAT. 281 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,429 Man: I JUST STOLE IT FROM THAT STORE. 282 00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:33,362 SIR? 283 00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:52,001 HI. 284 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,313 CAN YOU HELP ME? 285 00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:54,452 YEAH. 286 00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:55,971 MY HUSBAND JUST SENT ME THIS TEXT. 287 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,973 I'D LIKE TO RESPOND TO HIM, BUT I CAN'T SEE THE KEYBOARD. 288 00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,975 IF I TELL YOU WHAT TO SAY, WILL YOU ANSWER IT? 289 00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:01,252 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. 290 00:18:01,321 --> 00:18:04,152 OKAY. "DEAR CHUCK"... 291 00:18:04,221 --> 00:18:05,222 OKAY. 292 00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:09,467 "IF YOU PULL THAT STUNT AGAIN, 293 00:18:09,536 --> 00:18:14,645 I WILL DIVORCE YOUR ASS." 294 00:18:19,822 --> 00:18:23,688 "AND I WILL TAKE HALF." 295 00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:25,897 SIGN IT, "LOVE, RUTH." 296 00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:30,178 I'M A GRANDMOTHER, AND I DON'T DO THREE-WAYS. 297 00:18:30,247 --> 00:18:33,146 JUST HIT "SEND" OR -- WHEREVER THAT IS. 298 00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:35,183 THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. 299 00:18:35,252 --> 00:18:36,908 IT'S OKAY, REALLY. I JUST -- 300 00:18:36,977 --> 00:18:38,772 THANK YOU. NO, YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME. 301 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,166 HELLO. HI. 302 00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:56,204 DO YOU KNOW WHO TIM VAN ELST IS? 303 00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:58,585 NO. 304 00:18:58,654 --> 00:19:00,622 I'VE GOT A STORY FOR YOU. 305 00:19:00,691 --> 00:19:03,176 "TIM VAN ELST WAS A HAPPY YOUNG MAN 306 00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:05,730 "WHOSE PANTS WERE ALWAYS TWO SIZES TOO SMALL. 307 00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:07,663 "HE LIVED IN A SMALL VILLAGE 308 00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:10,218 "AND SOLD RABBITS THAT HE RAISED TO THE TOWNSPEOPLE. 309 00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:13,013 "IN THE END, HE GOT TO SHARE 310 00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:14,912 "THE MOST SPECIAL BUNNIES WITH THE WORLD 311 00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:18,502 "AND HELPED THEM FIND THE LOVE THEY'D GIVEN HIM 312 00:19:18,571 --> 00:19:21,367 FOR ALL THESE YEARS." 313 00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:25,164 NOW YOU KNOW THE STORY OF TIM VAN ELST. 314 00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:36,865 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 315 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:42,905 HEY. 316 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,493 HEY, FELLA! FELLA! HEY! 317 00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:45,667 COME HERE. COME HERE. 318 00:19:45,736 --> 00:19:48,497 SOME RICH GUY STIFFED US REAL BAD, HUH? 319 00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:50,016 WE'VE GOT TO MAKE UP SOME TIP MONEY. 320 00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:51,707 - YOU WANT TO BUY A SHIRT, NICE SHIRT? - NO. NO. 321 00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:52,812 LOOK, NICE SHIRT. LOOK AT IT. 322 00:19:52,881 --> 00:19:53,951 NO. NO. JUST TRY IT ON, HUH? 323 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,401 HERE, YOU WANT TO SEE HOW IT LOOKS? 324 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,713 HEY, LOOK AT -- HEY, HOW ABOUT A WATCH? 325 00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:58,921 NICE WATCH. THIS IS ILLEGAL! 326 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,095 $15. 327 00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:01,683 THIS IS ILLEGAL FOR US TO BUY. $15? 328 00:20:01,752 --> 00:20:03,305 IT'S NOT ILLEGAL. HE DIDN'T TIP US. 329 00:20:03,374 --> 00:20:05,238 HE DIDN'T TIP US, SO WE'RE GETTING OUR TIP HERE. 330 00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:06,688 I'LL GIVE YOU $50 FOR THAT. 331 00:20:06,757 --> 00:20:07,689 HUH? 332 00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,138 YOU'LL GIVE ME -- 333 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,830 AH. NO, I THINK IT'S WORTH MORE THAN -- 334 00:20:10,899 --> 00:20:11,934 Man: TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! 335 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:13,591 YOU SAID $15. ALL RIGHT. 336 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:14,765 LET'S GO! 337 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,215 HE PAID ME 50 BUCKS. 338 00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:17,285 YEAH! 339 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:31,368 WELL, THAT WAS JUST TOO MUCH FUN TO BE LEGAL. 340 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:35,095 OH. 341 00:20:35,164 --> 00:20:36,614 WE'D BETTER CONSULT OUR LAWYER. 342 00:20:36,683 --> 00:20:39,065 GOOD IDEA. 343 00:20:39,134 --> 00:20:41,757 LADIES, IN MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION, 344 00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:43,690 YOU'RE SCREWED. 345 00:20:45,485 --> 00:20:46,831 THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. 346 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,109 WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME... 347 00:20:49,178 --> 00:20:52,078 PENDING ANY LEGAL ACTION. 23092

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