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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,116 --> 00:00:14,531 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 2 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,016 GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 3 00:00:16,085 --> 00:00:18,777 GOOD. LISTEN, I WAS THINKING, YOU KNOW, YOU RUN, I RUN. 4 00:00:18,846 --> 00:00:21,090 MAYBE WE SHOULD, YOU KNOW, SHOWER TOGETHER. 5 00:00:21,159 --> 00:00:22,091 YEAH. 6 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,437 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 7 00:00:23,506 --> 00:00:25,611 I DON'T THINK SO. THANKS FOR THE OFFER. 8 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,337 WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? 9 00:00:45,597 --> 00:00:46,943 HEY! 10 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,050 TAKE MY PICTURE! 11 00:00:53,536 --> 00:00:54,571 OH! 12 00:00:55,296 --> 00:00:56,504 OH, MY GOD! 13 00:00:58,817 --> 00:01:00,750 HIT ME. 14 00:01:01,785 --> 00:01:03,097 COME BACK HERE! 15 00:01:04,892 --> 00:01:06,342 SAY "BIG BOOBS." 16 00:01:11,795 --> 00:01:14,419 AAAAAH! 17 00:01:27,190 --> 00:01:28,433 OH, HELLO, THERE. 18 00:01:28,502 --> 00:01:30,814 WELCOME TO "OFF THEIR ROCKERS." 19 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,126 WHAT I LOVE IS 20 00:01:32,195 --> 00:01:35,923 ALL OUR SENIOR MOMENTS ARE FUNNY AND ON PURPOSE. 21 00:01:35,992 --> 00:01:37,545 I AM SO EXCITED. 22 00:01:37,614 --> 00:01:41,204 MY SUPER MARGARITA X-6000 JUST ARRIVED. 23 00:01:41,273 --> 00:01:42,723 WHAT DOES IT DO? 24 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:45,105 WHAT DOESN'T IT DO? IT DOES EVERYTHING. 25 00:01:45,174 --> 00:01:47,176 WAIT, HERE. OH, SEE. 26 00:01:52,974 --> 00:01:57,082 I KNOW SOME OF YOU MIGHT BE CONCERNED ABOUT A PERSON MY AGE 27 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:59,878 OPERATING A HIGH-TECH MARGARITA MACHINE, 28 00:01:59,947 --> 00:02:02,191 BUT I'VE BEEN TRAINED ON IT. 29 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:04,607 I GRADUATED WITH A 3.0. 30 00:02:04,676 --> 00:02:08,818 AND THAT WAS JUST MY GPA, NOT MY BLOOD-ALCOHOL. 31 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,794 HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 32 00:02:19,863 --> 00:02:20,864 HI, GOOD. 33 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:22,280 YOU'RE AWFULLY CUTE. 34 00:02:22,349 --> 00:02:23,798 I'M INTERESTED IN PARTYING. ARE YOU? 35 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:26,905 I MEAN, I'M OLD, BUT I'M ALSO SEXY AND HORNY. 36 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:28,009 ARE YOU SURE? 37 00:02:28,078 --> 00:02:29,183 NOT AT THE MOMENT, NO. 38 00:02:29,252 --> 00:02:30,357 I CAN TEACH YOU A LOT. 39 00:02:30,426 --> 00:02:31,530 NO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 40 00:02:31,599 --> 00:02:32,980 REALLY? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING. 41 00:02:33,049 --> 00:02:35,189 GOOD LUCK. 42 00:02:35,258 --> 00:02:37,329 THANKS. I'LL KEEP TRYING. 43 00:03:06,841 --> 00:03:08,947 NOT THAT ONE. 44 00:03:09,913 --> 00:03:10,845 THIS ONE. 45 00:03:23,341 --> 00:03:25,412 HEY. 46 00:03:25,481 --> 00:03:26,965 GREAT FLIP FLOPS. 47 00:03:27,034 --> 00:03:30,175 I LOVE THOSE. 48 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:32,384 ARE THOSE GOOD QUALITY, YOU THINK, YAMA? 49 00:03:32,453 --> 00:03:34,179 THEY LOOK VERY NICE. YEAH. 50 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:35,491 VERY NICE. 51 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:36,768 JUST WONDERING WHERE YOU BOUGHT THOSE FLIP FLOPS. 52 00:03:36,837 --> 00:03:38,114 YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT -- THEY'RE COLLEGE. 53 00:03:38,183 --> 00:03:40,358 THEY'RE FROM INDIANA UNIVERSITY. 54 00:03:40,427 --> 00:03:41,566 I GOT THEM WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL. 55 00:03:41,635 --> 00:03:43,671 REALLY? GREAT. 56 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:45,363 OH, THANK YOU. 57 00:03:45,432 --> 00:03:47,434 UH, YAMA, 58 00:03:47,503 --> 00:03:49,021 WRITE THIS FELLOW A CHECK 59 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:51,990 FOR $460 FOR THOSE SHOES. 60 00:03:52,059 --> 00:03:53,819 $460? WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 61 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:54,924 DAVID MULLER. 62 00:03:54,993 --> 00:03:58,099 DAVID, D-A-V-I-D, MULLER. 63 00:03:58,168 --> 00:04:00,101 OH, WAIT, CANCEL THAT, YAMA. 64 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:03,070 I SEE -- I SEE A NECKTIE I HAVE TO HAVE. 65 00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:06,211 I HAVE TO HAVE IT. OH, LOOK AT THAT NECKTIE. 66 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,799 OH, MY. OH. 67 00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:09,214 WHAT A BEAUTY. 68 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:11,147 THAT IS A NECKTIE. 69 00:04:18,499 --> 00:04:19,949 EXCUSE ME, GUYS. 70 00:04:20,018 --> 00:04:22,607 COULD I INTERRUPT YOU FOR JUST A SECOND? 71 00:04:22,676 --> 00:04:24,022 I HATE TO INTERRUPT YOUR LUNCH. 72 00:04:24,091 --> 00:04:27,405 THEY'RE HAVING A PUBLICITY SHOOT IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES, 73 00:04:27,474 --> 00:04:32,168 AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR VERY DESIRABLE AND APPEALING PEOPLE, 74 00:04:32,237 --> 00:04:35,551 AND YOU TWO ARE PERFECT. 75 00:04:36,966 --> 00:04:39,279 BUT WOULD YOU MIND COVERING YOUR FACE 76 00:04:39,348 --> 00:04:41,591 WHEN THE CAMERAS START TO ROLL? 77 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,973 BECAUSE -- YEAH. PERFECT. 78 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:23,219 WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH WILD, UNPREDICTABLE SENIORS, 79 00:05:23,288 --> 00:05:24,979 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. 80 00:05:25,048 --> 00:05:28,086 SO WE KEEP A MEDICAL TEAM ON HAND AT ALL TIMES, 81 00:05:28,155 --> 00:05:30,916 LIKE THIS WONDERFUL DOCTOR WHO'S HERE WITH ME NOW. 82 00:05:30,985 --> 00:05:32,780 HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY, BETTY? 83 00:05:32,849 --> 00:05:34,851 OH, DOCTOR, I STUBBED MY TOE. 84 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,232 COULD YOU EXAMINE IT? 85 00:05:36,301 --> 00:05:37,889 WELL, OF COURSE. 86 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:41,513 OKAY, I'LL GO DISROBE FOR MY SWEDISH MASSAGE. 87 00:05:41,582 --> 00:05:44,413 MS. WHITE, YOU DON'T NEED A SWEDISH MASSAGE 88 00:05:44,482 --> 00:05:46,760 FOR ME TO EXAMINE YOUR TOE. 89 00:05:46,829 --> 00:05:48,555 OKAY, THEN I'M ASSUMING 90 00:05:48,624 --> 00:05:51,627 YOU DON'T NEED A LONG, COSTLY MALPRACTICE SUIT. 91 00:05:51,696 --> 00:05:53,283 FINE. 92 00:05:54,664 --> 00:05:55,803 OH. 93 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,608 WATCH THIS. 94 00:06:07,677 --> 00:06:09,679 OKAY. 95 00:06:16,824 --> 00:06:18,516 SIR, I PRINTED OUT THE WRONG CHECK. 96 00:06:18,585 --> 00:06:21,001 HERE YOU GO. 97 00:06:22,278 --> 00:06:24,073 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 98 00:06:24,142 --> 00:06:26,006 HELLO? 99 00:06:26,075 --> 00:06:28,249 YOU OKAY? 100 00:06:28,318 --> 00:06:30,390 SYLVIA! 101 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:32,702 WORKS EVERY TIME! 102 00:06:35,049 --> 00:06:36,465 OH, MY GOD. 103 00:06:36,534 --> 00:06:38,501 IS HE REALLY JUST LIKE, RUNNING? 104 00:06:38,570 --> 00:06:39,882 Woman: WHERE'D HE GO? 105 00:06:39,951 --> 00:06:41,711 HE RAN AWAY. 106 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,957 IS THIS GUY SERIOUS? 107 00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:48,200 LIKE...WATCH THIS. DON'T TELL HER. 108 00:06:48,269 --> 00:06:50,893 WHAT THE ? 109 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,113 WHOO! 110 00:07:04,182 --> 00:07:06,598 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 111 00:07:14,675 --> 00:07:17,678 WHOO! 112 00:07:17,747 --> 00:07:21,199 WHOA! 113 00:07:22,925 --> 00:07:25,203 WHOO! 114 00:07:25,272 --> 00:07:27,170 WHOO! 115 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:30,346 WHOA! 116 00:07:33,314 --> 00:07:34,626 LET'S GO GET A BEER AND A HOT DOG. 117 00:07:34,695 --> 00:07:35,731 YEAH, OKAY. 118 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:36,870 YOU WANT TO COME? 119 00:07:36,939 --> 00:07:38,596 - YEAH, I'LL COME. - COME ON, MAN. 120 00:07:50,573 --> 00:07:55,164 UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR. COULD I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 121 00:07:55,233 --> 00:07:59,271 I WANTED TO BUY SOME BEER, AND I FORGOT MY I.D., 122 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:01,584 AND I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU COULD GO IN 123 00:08:01,653 --> 00:08:02,930 AND GET IT FOR ME. 124 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:04,553 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET CARDED? 125 00:08:04,622 --> 00:08:06,002 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULDN'T? 126 00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:08,349 YOU LOOK YOUNG, BUT YOU DON'T LOOK UNDER 18. 127 00:08:08,418 --> 00:08:10,455 WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T LOOK UNDER 18? 128 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,319 WELL, THAT'S THE FACT OF THE MATTER. 129 00:08:12,388 --> 00:08:13,803 OH, WHAT AN INSULT. 130 00:08:25,263 --> 00:08:27,852 Man: EXCUSE ME. 131 00:08:27,921 --> 00:08:30,544 I HAVE A BET I WANT TO -- CAN YOU HELP US OUT HERE? 132 00:08:30,613 --> 00:08:31,994 A BET? A BET. 133 00:08:32,063 --> 00:08:33,029 OKAY, BET. 134 00:08:33,098 --> 00:08:34,306 IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY. 135 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:35,860 CAN YOU GUESS HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN MARRIED? 136 00:08:35,929 --> 00:08:38,069 UM, 50 YEARS. 137 00:08:38,138 --> 00:08:39,277 50 YEARS? 138 00:08:39,346 --> 00:08:40,450 - I'M ONLY 25. - ARE YOU KIDDING? 139 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,867 SHE'S ONLY 25. 140 00:08:56,881 --> 00:08:59,400 HELLO. 141 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:00,574 HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 142 00:09:00,643 --> 00:09:02,818 I'M REALLY GOOD, AND I'M HUNGRY. 143 00:09:02,887 --> 00:09:04,785 GOOD. WE HAVE REALLY BIG SALADS. 144 00:09:04,854 --> 00:09:07,547 I THINK I'LL HAVE A BIG SALAD, 145 00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:09,272 THE GRILLED OCTOPUS. 146 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,515 GRILLED OCTOPUS. 147 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,035 WE ALSO HAVE A FISH STEW TODAY. 148 00:09:13,104 --> 00:09:14,761 YEAH, I'LL HAVE THAT SOUP. 149 00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:17,729 AND I GOT THE WRONG SOUP, I THINK. 150 00:09:17,798 --> 00:09:20,111 I THINK I'LL HAVE THE CHICKEN SOUP. 151 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,146 CHICKEN SOUP? 152 00:09:21,215 --> 00:09:23,355 IF I'M GONNA HAVE THE ROMAINE, 153 00:09:23,424 --> 00:09:26,186 IT ALREADY COMES WITH THE CHIPOTLE BARBECUE CHICKEN SALAD. 154 00:09:26,255 --> 00:09:27,877 THAT ONE'S ALSO REALLY POPULAR. 155 00:09:27,946 --> 00:09:29,534 THAT'S AWESOME, RIGHT? MM-HMM. 156 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,501 WAIT A MINUTE. IT HAS ONIONS. 157 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,158 WHICH SALAD DID YOU WANT? 158 00:09:33,227 --> 00:09:37,507 WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE THE CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD, BUT... 159 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,510 UH, WHAT KIND OF DRESSING DOES THAT COME WITH? 160 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,167 IT HAS A SESAME DRESSING. 161 00:09:42,236 --> 00:09:45,377 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M ALLERGIC TO SESAME. OKAY. 162 00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:47,379 OH, WHAT ABOUT THIS VINAIGRETTE? 163 00:09:47,448 --> 00:09:49,589 IS IT -- "WITH SHERRY VINAIGRETTE" -- 164 00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:50,900 IT'S NOT REAL SHERRY, IS IT? 165 00:09:50,969 --> 00:09:51,936 IT IS. 166 00:09:52,005 --> 00:09:53,420 OH, IT IS? 167 00:09:53,489 --> 00:09:55,042 SEE, I CAN'T DRINK AND DRIVE. 168 00:09:55,111 --> 00:09:57,182 IT'S NOT STRONG ENOUGH. 169 00:09:57,251 --> 00:09:59,115 - OH. - IT'S JUST LIKE COOKING SHERRY. 170 00:09:59,184 --> 00:10:01,808 I KNOW, BUT I'M VERY, VERY SENSITIVE TO ALCOHOL. 171 00:10:01,877 --> 00:10:03,499 BUT I HAVE A QUESTION. 172 00:10:03,568 --> 00:10:05,639 ARE THE CROUTONS -- DO THEY HAVE GARLIC? 173 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,779 THEY DO. OH. 174 00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:09,539 NO CROUTONS. 175 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,265 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T FIND CROUTONS WITHOUT GARLIC. 176 00:10:11,334 --> 00:10:12,439 I KNOW. I'M SO SORRY. 177 00:10:12,508 --> 00:10:14,096 ANYTHING ELSE FOR YOU TODAY, SIR? 178 00:10:14,165 --> 00:10:15,373 YOU KNOW WHAT? 179 00:10:15,442 --> 00:10:17,202 I'M NOT EVEN THAT HUNGRY. 180 00:10:17,271 --> 00:10:19,964 I'LL HAVE AN ICED TEA. 181 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:21,655 NO FOOD -- JUST THE ICED TEA. 182 00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:22,898 OKAY. 183 00:10:36,497 --> 00:10:39,500 WOULD YOU STOP STARING AT MY HUSBAND? 184 00:10:39,569 --> 00:10:41,537 I KNOW HE'S HOT, 185 00:10:41,606 --> 00:10:43,573 BUT, YOU KNOW, HE'S NOT LIKE A... 186 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,715 PIECE OF MEAT THAT YOU JUST STARE AT LIKE THAT. 187 00:10:46,784 --> 00:10:48,855 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 188 00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:51,961 IT'S OKAY. JUST KEEP YOUR EYES TO YOURSELF. 189 00:11:02,282 --> 00:11:03,663 OHH! 190 00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:05,181 OH, I ALMOST FELL. 191 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,769 I'M SO SORRY. 192 00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:08,219 PLEASE FORGIVE ME. 193 00:11:08,288 --> 00:11:09,634 OH, I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 194 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:12,119 OH, MY GOODNESS. 195 00:11:12,188 --> 00:11:13,742 OH, I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 196 00:11:13,811 --> 00:11:17,400 OH, PLEASE FORGIVE ME. 197 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,645 THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU'RE VERY KIND. 198 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,302 EMBARRASSED. YOU DIDN'T SEE ANY OF THIS. 199 00:11:22,371 --> 00:11:24,718 - I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 200 00:11:27,894 --> 00:11:29,274 SORRY. 201 00:11:42,149 --> 00:11:44,773 UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR. UM... 202 00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:48,121 I HAVE THIS BUCKET LIST THAT I'M TRYING TO COMPLETE, 203 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:50,640 AND I ONLY HAVE ONE THING LEFT ON IT, 204 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,125 AND IT'S TO, UM, 205 00:11:52,194 --> 00:11:55,784 DO IT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH A TOTAL STRANGER. 206 00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:57,647 WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO HELP ME 207 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,615 CHECK THIS ONE OFF MY BUCKET LIST? 208 00:11:59,684 --> 00:12:01,548 HAVING... YEAH. 209 00:12:01,617 --> 00:12:03,343 YOU MEAN RIGHT HERE? YEAH! 210 00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:05,103 OR WE COULD GO AROUND THE CORNER 211 00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:07,554 TO AN ALLEY IF YOU'D BE COMFORTABLE. 212 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:15,113 YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT? 213 00:12:15,182 --> 00:12:18,530 NO, MISS...PROBABLY... 214 00:12:18,599 --> 00:12:20,843 I MEAN, I WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT, 215 00:12:20,912 --> 00:12:23,225 BUT...YOU KNOW, IT'S... 216 00:12:23,294 --> 00:12:24,536 WELL, I'VE BEEN TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE. 217 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:25,952 I'VE VISITED THE GRANDKIDS. 218 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:28,713 I WENT TO THE GRAND CANYON. I'M GOING SKYDIVING NEXT WEEK. 219 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,026 AND THEN, I WANTED TO HAVE SEX TODAY. 220 00:12:31,095 --> 00:12:33,166 YEAH, IT'S PROBABLY NOT SOMETHING... 221 00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:35,789 YOU KNOW, I WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT, BUT... 222 00:12:35,858 --> 00:12:37,204 OKAY, WELL... 223 00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:38,999 YOU'RE JUST GONNA DO IT IN THE ALLEY? YEAH. 224 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:40,587 EVEN IF PEOPLE ARE, LIKE, WATCHING THIS? 225 00:12:40,656 --> 00:12:41,899 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, 226 00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:43,417 IT'S A BUCKET LIST. 227 00:12:43,486 --> 00:12:45,212 YEAH, I UNDERSTAND. GOOD LUCK. 228 00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:47,111 THANK YOU. 229 00:12:52,495 --> 00:12:55,775 OKAY, TEAM. FROM HERE ON OUT, WE'RE IN LOCKDOWN. 230 00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:58,294 I MUST DISAVOW ANY CONNECTION WITH YOU 231 00:12:58,363 --> 00:13:00,676 UNTIL AFTER OUR MISSION IS COMPLETE. 232 00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:02,712 I HAVE A QUESTION. 233 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,405 I'M SORRY. DO, UH -- HAVE WE MET? 234 00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:07,614 BETTY, IT'S ME, MICHAEL. 235 00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:09,547 I KNOW. 236 00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,204 THAT WAS A TEST. 237 00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:12,722 OH. 238 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,896 HOW DID I DO? 239 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,415 ANN. 240 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:21,214 NICE SHOT! 241 00:13:36,919 --> 00:13:38,196 AHH. 242 00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:42,097 MAN, THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING SALAD. 243 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:44,202 WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT? 244 00:13:44,271 --> 00:13:45,686 YOU KNOW WHAT? 245 00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:47,688 I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S THE SPECIAL. 246 00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:48,724 THE SPECIAL. 247 00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,381 SPECIAL CHICKEN SALAD. 248 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,072 LET ME TRY JUST A LITTLE BIT OF THAT. 249 00:13:52,141 --> 00:13:54,040 OH, MAN! 250 00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:00,667 THAT'S HEALTHY. 251 00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:03,290 I THINK THE LEMON DRESSING WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER. 252 00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:04,636 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, MATE. 253 00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:06,397 NO, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 254 00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:10,159 THIS IS GOOD. 255 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,023 I THINK I WOULD'VE GOTTEN THE STEAK. 256 00:14:13,783 --> 00:14:15,130 ALL RIGHT. 257 00:14:34,356 --> 00:14:36,392 EXCUSE ME. 258 00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:38,463 COULD YOU WATCH THIS WHILE I GO TO THE BATHROOM? 259 00:14:38,532 --> 00:14:40,362 THANK YOU. 260 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:12,118 OH, EXCUSE ME, DEAR, COULD YOU HELP ME? 261 00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:13,291 IT'S MY FRIEND. 262 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,431 MY FRIEND, SHE'S NOT BREATHING ANYMORE. 263 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,226 OH, UM... 264 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:18,607 HELLO? 265 00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:19,988 I'M ALSO NOT BREATHING ANY LESS! 266 00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:22,576 HOLY . THAT IS NOT FUNNY! 267 00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:45,979 ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪ 268 00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:49,051 ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FROM THE COUNTER TO YOU ♪IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY. 269 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,777 IT'S NOT? 270 00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:52,123 NO, IT'S NOT FOR ME. 271 00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:54,574 OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, I'M TAKING IT BACK! 272 00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:57,887 WHAT THE WAS THAT? 273 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,234 I DON'T KNOW. 274 00:15:59,303 --> 00:16:00,407 IT'S NOT EITHER ONE OF OUR BIRTHDAYS. 275 00:16:00,476 --> 00:16:02,133 WOW. 276 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,904 MOVE THE HELL OUT THE WAY, ! 277 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,217 WHAT THE -- GOD BLESS YOU. 278 00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:46,281 OH. 279 00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:47,765 AH. 280 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,042 HOW ARE YOU? HOW YOU DOING? 281 00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:50,664 I'M GOING TO VISIT MY GRANDCHILDREN. 282 00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:52,770 THAT'S EXCITING. 283 00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:56,877 YEAH. ASHLEY'S 5, JOEL IS 3. 284 00:16:56,946 --> 00:16:59,363 MY DAUGHTER SAYS THEY'RE AFRAID OF ANIMALS, 285 00:16:59,432 --> 00:17:02,331 SO I FIGURE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN EXPOSED TO THEM ENOUGH, 286 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,989 SO I PICKED THEM UP A VERY SPECIAL GIFT. 287 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:09,925 I WENT DOWN TO THE POUND, AND I FOUND THIS AMAZING CAT. 288 00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:11,237 I'D SHOW HIM TO YOU, 289 00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:13,273 BUT I GAVE HIM SOME MEDICATION FOR THE FLIGHT. 290 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,414 DO YOU? YEAH. 291 00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:20,522 OH, DO ME A FAVOR. I'M GONNA GRAB SOME WATER. 292 00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:22,351 WOULD YOU JUST WATCH IT FOR A MINUTE? 293 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,525 YEAH. 294 00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:25,147 THANK YOU. 295 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,496 THIS IS "SENIOR TV." 296 00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:07,327 WE'RE AT HERMOSA BEACH PIER TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER. 297 00:18:07,396 --> 00:18:08,397 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 298 00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:10,054 FAYETTEVILLE, ARKANSAS. 299 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,711 ARKANSAS. YES, SIR. 300 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:14,162 SO, WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE IN FAYETTEVILLE, ARKANSAS? 301 00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:16,095 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, I KNOW YOU. I KNOW YOU. 302 00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:18,787 YOU'RE THAT WEATHERMAN FROM "SENIOR TV." 303 00:18:18,856 --> 00:18:21,859 YEAH, LAST WEEK, YOU PREDICTED IT WAS GONNA BE SUNNY, 304 00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:24,310 AND IT RAINED ALL OVER MY PICNIC. 305 00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:27,623 . 306 00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:30,039 YOU, JOHNNY RAINDROP, YOU! 307 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,249 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? 308 00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:35,735 ! 309 00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:52,993 HEY, HEY! HEY! 310 00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:56,583 LEAVE MY WALKER ALONE, YOU SON OF A MOTHER! 311 00:18:56,652 --> 00:18:59,276 YOU BETTER RUN, YOU SON OF A... 312 00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:02,417 I'LL GET YOU. 313 00:19:02,486 --> 00:19:04,522 SON OF A... 314 00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:13,635 HOW MUCH IS A COKE? 315 00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:14,774 COKE? $2. 316 00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:16,500 UH, YEAH. LET'S HAVE A COKE. 317 00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:20,573 MA'AM. 318 00:19:21,815 --> 00:19:24,749 NO, A COKE BOTTLE. 319 00:19:24,818 --> 00:19:26,855 - ONE COKE. - HERE YOU GO. 320 00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:28,857 UH, YOU JUST DRANK OUT OF THE BOTTLE. 321 00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:31,584 IT'S VERY GOOD. MISS? 322 00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:33,586 - FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS GATORADE. - ANOTHER? 323 00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:36,520 NO, A COKE -- NO, A COKE BOTTLE LIKE THAT. 324 00:19:36,589 --> 00:19:38,970 COKE. YES. 325 00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:40,386 YES, ONE COKE BOTTLE. 326 00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:41,456 BUT IT'S NOT COLD. 327 00:19:41,525 --> 00:19:43,768 NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO... OPEN IT. 328 00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:45,114 NO, JUST LIKE, DON'T TASTE IT. 329 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,530 JUST GIVE IT TO ME, AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE MONEY. 330 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:47,669 TASTE IT. TASTE IT. 331 00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:49,395 NO, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TASTE IT. 332 00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:50,396 THANK YOU, YES, GOOD. 333 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:52,536 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TASTE IT. 334 00:19:57,575 --> 00:19:59,612 GOOD. 335 00:19:59,681 --> 00:20:01,130 $4. 336 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,581 NO. THAT'S OKAY. 337 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:05,376 IT'S OKAY. ANOTHER COKE. 338 00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:08,517 NO, IT'S OKAY. 339 00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:09,622 OKAY, BYE. 340 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:22,359 WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 341 00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:24,706 SO, WHAT DID WE LEARN? 342 00:20:24,775 --> 00:20:26,225 OH, YEAH, TYLER. 343 00:20:26,294 --> 00:20:28,054 OLD PEOPLE ARE MEAN. 344 00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:31,540 THAT'S A TIME-OUT FOR YOU, TYLER. 345 00:20:31,609 --> 00:20:32,783 JAMIE? 346 00:20:32,852 --> 00:20:35,855 DON'T UNDERESTIMATE PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR AGE 347 00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:39,272 BECAUSE A LONG LIFE COMES WITH MANY YEARS OF WISDOM. 348 00:20:39,341 --> 00:20:42,448 OKAY, YOU'RE JUST KIND OF BEING A SUCK-UP. 349 00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:46,210 WHAT JAMIE IS BASICALLY SAYING IS, 350 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,177 DON'T MESS WITH US OLD FOLKS. 351 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,766 WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 352 00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:52,078 SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 23201

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