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EXCUSE ME, SIR.
DO YOU NEED A PUSH?
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WELL, YEAH, CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME
A LITTLE BIT OF A SHOVE?
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YEAH, NO PROB.
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OKAY, THERE YOU GO.
OKAY.
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AAH!
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I JUST PUSHED AN OLD MAN
THROUGH A WINDOW.
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HEY!
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TAKE MY PICTURE!
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AAH!
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OH, MY GOD!
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HIT ME!
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COME BACK HERE!
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SAY "BIG BOOBS."
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AAAAAH!
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HI, THERE, AND WELCOME
TO "OFF THEIR ROCKERS."
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I'M BETTY WHITE,
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MASTERMIND OF BLOWING
YOUNG PEOPLE'S MINDS.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU MORE,
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BUT FIRST OF ALL,
I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH THIS.
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SOME PUZZLES JUST ARE EASY,
AND SOME ARE NOT SO EASY.
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BUT IF YOU'RE PATIENT AND SMART,
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER.
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AHH.
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THAT OUGHT TO KEEP THE PAPARAZZI
OFF MY LAWN.
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RIGHT?
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EXCUSE ME. I'M DOING
A SHORT FITNESS SURVEY.
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CAN I TALK TO YOU
A SECOND?
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SURE. IT DOESN'T
TAKE LONG, RIGHT?
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NO. FIVE QUESTIONS.
DO YOU WORK OUT?
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YES.
OKAY.
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HOW OFTEN?
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I TRY TO EVERY DAY
UNLESS I'M NOT FEELING WELL.
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DAILY, OKAY.
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AND DO YOU CONSIDER
YOURSELF FIT?
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NOT RIGHT AT THE VERY SECOND,
BUT NORMALLY, YEAH.
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NORMALLY.
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WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE POSITIONS
IN THE BEDROOM?
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MISSIONARY IS
MY FAVORITE POSITION.
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I'M A REVERSE-COWGIRL
MYSELF.
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THAT'S A SEXUAL POSITION.
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YEAH.
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HOW MANY POSITIONS IN THE NIGHT
DO YOU DO?
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YOU KNOW, NOT AS MANY
AS I'D LIKE, YOU KNOW.
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HOW MANY?
GIVE ME A NUMBER.
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FOUR OR FIVE.
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WHAT ARE THEY?
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USUALLY IT'S JUST ME
ALONE FANTASIZING, BUT...
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BUT WHEN IT'S NOT?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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NO.
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IT DEPENDS ON THE FEMALE,
YOU KNOW.
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LIKE, I'M A SMALL GUY,
SO IF SHE'S TALL,
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THEN IT HAS
TO BE MISSIONARY.
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OR DOGGY STYLE.
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IF IT'S A PETITE GIRL,
THEN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.
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MM, THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE THAT.
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IS THAT ALL YOU
WANTED TO KNOW?
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THANK YOU.
THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW.
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- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- HAVE A NICE DAY.
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MY NAME IS ANN.
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STEVEN.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
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THAT'S A GREAT SURVEY.
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GENTLEMEN, CAN I HAVE YOU
STEP OVER HERE FOR ME?
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LISTEN,
JUST DOING THIS ON MY JOB.
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JUST STEP THROUGH HERE
FOR ME.
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REALLY?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
SENIOR VOLUNTEERS.
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OKAY.
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WE'RE GOOD TO GO.
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THANK YOU.
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AH.
OKAY, LET'S --
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COME ON THROUGH.
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ALL RIGHT,
TELL YOU WHAT.
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YOU GOT SOMETHING
GOING ON.
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GO BACK THROUGH
ONCE MORE.
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GOT ANYTHING
IN YOUR POCKETS?
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I GOT A PHONE
AND A LIGHTER.
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WHAT, WHAT IF I DID HAVE
SOMETHING ON ME?
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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?
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WELL
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THEN WE'D HAVE TO MAKE
A CALL ON THIS.
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HAVE TO PROTECT EVERYONE.
YOU BACK UP. ALL RIGHT?
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YOU START HERE, YOUNG MAN,
IN THE HOOD.
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ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.
COME ON THROUGH, YOUNG MAN.
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OKAY. THEY MUST HAVE SOMETHING
ELSE GOING ON.
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YOU GOT LIKE A BELT BUCKLE
OR SOMETHING?
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WHAT'S THIS?
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NOTHING?
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THE GLASSES.
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GLASSES, YEAH,
LET'S SEE THAT.
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OKAY, I'M SURE
YOU'LL MAKE IT THIS TIME.
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COME ON.
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ONE AT A TIME.
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OH
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ALL RIGHT.
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THIS IS NOT -- THIS IS NOT --
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
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Lou: YOU GUYS
NEED TO STAY HERE.
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LISTEN, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO MAKE A CALL.
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THERE'S ANOTHER CHECKPOINT
DOWN THE STREET.
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FOR WHAT?
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I CAN'T WALK
DOWN THE STREET?
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PUBLIC SECURITY.
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ALL RIGHT. HANG ON.
JUST HANG ON A MINUTE.
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YEAH, I GOT TWO
GUYS DOWN HERE AT VANTAGE.
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THEY'RE NOT RESPONDING.
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BE HERE IN TWO MINUTES.
OKAY.
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HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?
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GOOD.
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I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
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THAT ALL THE BURGERS ON THE MENU
ARE 100% ORGANIC, ANGUS BEEF,
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AND ALL OUR CATTLE ARE
HUMANELY RAISED AND PROCESSED,
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AND PART OF A UNIQUE
ORGAN-DONATION PROGRAM.
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IN FACT, I'M ALIVE TODAY BECAUSE
OF A COW HEART TRANSPLANT
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THAT I GOT MYSELF IN 2009 --
STRONG AS A BULL.
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WANT TO FEEL IT?
GO AHEAD.
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NO.
HERE YOU GO.
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ALL RIGHT?
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YEAH. OKAY. ENJOY.
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HERE THEY ARE.
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THE COMPLETE LINE
OF BETTY WHITE PRODUCTS.
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COOL.
WHAT'S THIS?
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OH, THAT'S MY ENERGY DRINK.
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LEGAL IN 35 STATES.
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I CALL IT WHITE LIGHTNING.
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AND WHAT'S THIS?
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OH, THAT'S BETTY WHITE'S
BODY SPRAY FOR WOMEN.
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I CALL IT WHITE NIGHTS.
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AND WHAT DO YOU
CALL THIS ONE?
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AAH!
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THAT'S PEPPER SPRAY.
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I CALL IT BETTY WHITE'S
PEPPER SPRAY.
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DON'T LITTER, DARLING.
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Man: AH.
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MISS.
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GET ME SOME -- TELL YOU WHAT.
GET ME A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA.
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YEAH, YEAH.
THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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GET THIS OUT OF HERE.
YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, OKAY?
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EVERY NOW AND AGAIN,
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THE YOUNGER GENERATION
NEEDS TO BE PUT IN ITS PLACE.
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OUR TEAM IS WORKING 'ROUND THE CLOCK
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TO FIND YOUNG PEOPLE TO PRANK.
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WHENEVER A KID
WALKS ON YOUR LAWN
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OR REFUSES TO GIVE UP A SEAT
ON THE BUS,
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WE'LL BE THERE.
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YEAH, WELL,
UNLESS IT'S AFTER 5:00.
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THAT'S OUR BEDTIME.
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LET'S SIT HERE.
YOU MIND IF WE SIT DOWN ACROSS?
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OKAY.
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OOH, THE SUN FEELS GOOD.
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OHH!
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THAT REALLY LOOKS GOOD.
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STEAK SANDWICH, MAN.
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STEAK SANDWICH?
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YEAH.
IT'S MY FIRST TIME HERE.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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THIS LOOKS GREAT.
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LOOK AT THAT STEAK.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS GREAT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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HOW ABOUT THIS?
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WHAT'S THIS?
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THAT'S MY COFFEE.
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YOUR COFFEE?
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I DIDN'T HAVE MY COFFEE
THIS MORNING.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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OH.
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NO? OKAY, WE'LL JUST
GET OUR OWN.
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LET'S SIT
WITH THIS OTHER GUY.
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WELL, YOU TELL ME WHY YOU DON'T
WANT TO GO OUT TONIGHT.
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JUST 'CAUSE
YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE?
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WELL,
MAYBE I CAN FIX THAT.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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THERE'S A REALLY CUTE GUY
SITTING NEXT TO ME.
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MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO PARTY.
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HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO PARTY TONIGHT
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WITH A COUPLE
OF SENIORS?
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I MEAN, REALLY,
I HAVE LOTS OF BOOZE.
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REALLY, AND WE CAN HAVE
AN AWFULLY GOOD TIME.
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MY FRIEND IS JUST
A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN ME,
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BUT SHE'S REALLY CUTE.
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I'M SORRY.
I'M ACTUALLY MEETING FRIENDS
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TO GO TO
A SOCCER GAME TONIGHT.
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A SOCCER GAME?
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YOU KNOW,
FORGET THE SOCCER GAME.
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WITH US,
YOU COULD SCORE.
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YOU SURE?
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I'M SURE. THANK YOU.
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OKAY.
HE'S A LITTLE UPTIGHT.
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I'M SORRY.
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YOU SURE?
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AH, HA, HA, HA!
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AHA!
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50% OFF LUNCH MENU.
SUSHI.
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UH-HUH.
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HI.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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ALL RIGHT.
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UH, WHAT ARE YOU READING?
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WHAT? I READ THAT.
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00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:32,070
YOU KNOW THEY MADE A MOVIE
OUT OF IT.
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- THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID.
- YEAH.
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THE BOOK IS BETTER
THAN THE MOVIE, THOUGH.
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GENERALLY IS.
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YEAH, YOU KIND OF ROOT FOR THEM
TO GET TOGETHER,
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AND THEY...
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DON'T SPOIL IT. ...
KEEP GOING BACK AND FORTH.
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WELL, THERE'S REALLY NOTHING
TO SPOIL.
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I MEAN, IT'S A SILLY
ROMANTIC COMEDY.
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AND YOU KNOW AT THE END
THEY'RE GONNA GET TOGETHER.
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I MEAN,
IT'S JUST OBVIOUS.
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YOU KNOW?
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OKAY. THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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OKAY, WELL,
ENJOY YOUR BOOK.
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OH, SORRY.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT,
MY GOD.
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OH, MY GOD.
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WHOO-HOO!
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WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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WHOO-HOO!
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HEY!
GIVE ME MY TOP BACK!
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OH!
HEY!
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EXCUSE ME.
COULD I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
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I'M NOT FROM HERE,
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AND I'M LOOKING TO FIND
A "PHONECY"
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FOR MY GRANDSON AND I.
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FIND WHERE?
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A "PHONECY"
FOR OVER THERE.
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A PHARMACY?
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NO, NOT A PHARM--
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SO I CAN EAT.
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YOU HAVE "PHONERS"
ON YOUR SHOES.
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DID YOU -- LOOK AT THAT.
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IT'S OVER YOUR SHOES.
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YOU HAVE SNOOK.
LOOK, ALL OVER YOU HAVE SNOOK.
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UM...
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
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NO.
WHAT?
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I'M TRYING TO THINK --
PROBABLY TYLER'S.
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OH.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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TYLER'S?
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TYLER'S, YEAH,
YOU JUST GO TO THE END OF --
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00:13:42,097 --> 00:13:44,962
NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED.
245
00:13:45,031 --> 00:13:46,411
WHAT?
246
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,689
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M THE OLD ONE.
247
00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:51,209
YOU'RE THE YOUNG ONE.
YOU CAN'T HEAR.
248
00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:03,152
REATHA!
249
00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:05,154
HEY, GIRLFRIEND!
250
00:14:05,223 --> 00:14:06,569
HOW ARE YOU?
251
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,088
I'M GOOD.
WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO?
252
00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:10,263
OH, LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I DID.
COME LOOK.
253
00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:11,954
LOOK AT THIS.
254
00:14:12,023 --> 00:14:14,784
NOW, THAT IS
A THE BADASS TRAMP STAMP!
255
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,959
WHAT'D YOU DO IT FOR?
256
00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:20,618
WELL, I WANTED ALL THE BOYS TO
KNOW I WAS OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
257
00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:22,309
THAT IS SWEET!
258
00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:23,690
Woman:
THAT LOOKS VERY GOOD.
259
00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:01,452
OH, MY GOD!
260
00:15:02,384 --> 00:15:05,180
THERE'S A RACE
COMING THROUGH.
261
00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:08,769
OH, MY GOODNESS.
262
00:15:54,022 --> 00:15:56,921
BETTY, YOU'RE DOING SO MUCH
THESE DAYS.
263
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,992
IT IS LIKE
YOU'RE EVERYWHERE.
264
00:15:59,061 --> 00:16:00,890
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
265
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,066
SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BETTY,
BUT WE'RE OUT OF MILK.
266
00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:05,171
HEY, BETTYS.
267
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,241
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
268
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,656
OH, NO, BETTY.
THANK YOU.
269
00:16:07,725 --> 00:16:10,210
I'M FINE.
270
00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:11,556
AHH.
271
00:16:17,424 --> 00:16:18,667
SPIKE!
272
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,014
SPIKE!
273
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,602
COME OUT, HONEY!
274
00:16:22,671 --> 00:16:24,017
UGH.
275
00:16:24,086 --> 00:16:25,536
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
THIS IS --
276
00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:26,986
YOU NEED SOME HELP?
277
00:16:27,055 --> 00:16:29,643
I'M EMBARRASSED THAT MY DOG
HAS GOTTEN STUCK UP IN THERE.
278
00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:31,956
- YOUR DOG IS IN THERE?
- HE'S IN THERE, AND --
279
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,993
- HOW'D HE GET IN THERE?
- I DON'T KNOW.
280
00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:36,443
I WAS LOOKING AT THE VIEW,
AND I TURNED AROUND,
281
00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:37,755
AND THERE HE -- YOU KNOW.
282
00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:39,377
YOU WANT ME
TO PULL HIM OUT?
283
00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:41,862
WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE
IF I GET A SODA, YOU KNOW,
284
00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:43,519
BUT I DON'T HAVE
ANY CHANGE,
285
00:16:43,588 --> 00:16:44,900
AND I WAS GONNA GET A SODA,
286
00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,040
AND THEN THAT WOULD
KIND OF PUSH HIM OUT
287
00:16:47,109 --> 00:16:48,283
FROM UP WHEREVER HE IS.
288
00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:51,872
I PUT A COUPLE OF QUARTERS
IN HERE ALREADY,
289
00:16:51,941 --> 00:16:53,909
BUT I THINK IT TAKES A DOLLAR
IN CHANGE.
290
00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:56,843
ALL I HAVE IS A FIVE.
291
00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:59,535
WELL,
MAYBE I'LL JUST TRY IT
292
00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:01,434
WITH WHAT I PUT IN
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
293
00:17:01,503 --> 00:17:03,229
HERE WE GO.
294
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:08,096
AND THERE'S YOUR SODA,
BUT I DON'T SEE YOUR DOG.
295
00:17:09,373 --> 00:17:11,444
SPIKE?
SPIKE?
296
00:17:11,513 --> 00:17:13,687
ARE YOU OKAY?
297
00:17:13,756 --> 00:17:17,208
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE HE'S LEARNED HIS LESSON.
298
00:17:17,277 --> 00:17:18,347
JUST LEAVE HIM.
299
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:19,417
YOU DON'T WANT YOUR DOG?
300
00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:20,591
NO! JUST LEAVE HIM.
301
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,455
ARE YOU SURE?
302
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,229
WHOA.
303
00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:40,921
OOH, OOH, COULD YOU MOVE OVER
A LITTLE BIT?
304
00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:42,647
I'M GETTING A LOT
OF ACTION HERE.
305
00:17:42,716 --> 00:17:43,993
WOW!
306
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,410
IF -- I THINK
I GOT SOMETHING HERE.
307
00:17:46,479 --> 00:17:47,825
OKAY.
308
00:17:47,894 --> 00:17:49,654
AHH.
309
00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:53,037
OH. OKAY.
310
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,522
ALL RIGHT, SUCKERS,
THANK YOU.
311
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:09,571
SO, IF YOU COULD JUST --
SIR, STAND RIGHT HERE.
312
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,262
GETTING REALLY LOW
ON TIME HERE.
313
00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:12,470
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
314
00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:13,920
MIC IS GOOD.
315
00:18:13,989 --> 00:18:15,163
ALL RIGHT.
HOLD UP ONE SECOND, WINK.
316
00:18:15,232 --> 00:18:17,130
IN 3, 2...
317
00:18:17,199 --> 00:18:20,133
AND I'M WINK MARTINDALE BACK
WITH $5,000
318
00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:23,481
TO GIVE AWAY TO THIS VERY
HANDSOME GENTLEMAN, WHO IS...?
319
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:24,724
MY NAME'S ADAM.
320
00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:25,794
ADAM?
WHAT DOES ADAM DO?
321
00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:27,485
I AM CURRENTLY
GOING TO SCHOOL.
322
00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:29,038
WHERE?
323
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,488
I GO TO BRIGHAM YOUNG
UNIVERSITY.
324
00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,525
YOU HAVE SOME GOOD FOOTBALL
AND SOME GOOD BASEBALL THERE,
325
00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:33,629
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
326
00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:34,630
I'M A SPORTS FAN.
327
00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:35,804
THANK YOU.
328
00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:37,288
YOU EVER BEEN
ON A GAME SHOW BEFORE?
329
00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:39,532
NEVER BEEN, BUT I ENJOY IT,
I CAN ASSUME.
330
00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:41,050
WINK, I'M SORRY.
331
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,983
THEY'RE SAYING WE REALLY GOT
TO MOVE THINGS ALONG.
332
00:18:43,052 --> 00:18:44,468
BUT I'M JUST GETTING
TO KNOW THE GUY.
333
00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:45,469
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
334
00:18:45,538 --> 00:18:46,711
THEY ALWAYS DO THIS
TO ME,
335
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,817
JUST AS WE'RE GETTING TO
KNOW EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW.
336
00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:50,094
JUST GIVE ME
A LITTLE MORE TIME.
337
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,130
YOU GOT TO HURRY UP.
338
00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:52,924
YOU GOT TO HURRY UP,
WINK.
339
00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:54,098
ONE MORE QUICK THING --
340
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,100
MARRIAGE IN THE FUTURE
FOR YOU?
341
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,964
OH, IN THE FUTURE, YES.
342
00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,586
ANYBODY IN MIND OR...?
343
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,416
NO ONE IN MIND
RIGHT NOW, NO.
344
00:19:01,485 --> 00:19:02,589
WELL,
GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
345
00:19:02,658 --> 00:19:03,970
THANK YOU.
THAT MEANS A LOT.
346
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:06,766
ALL RIGHT, ONE QUESTION
FOR FIVE THOUSAND DOL--
347
00:19:06,835 --> 00:19:09,044
THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
THEY CUT IT.
348
00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:10,149
WE'RE OUT OF TIME.
349
00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:11,150
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
350
00:19:11,219 --> 00:19:13,048
YOU.
LISTEN, I'M NOT --
351
00:19:13,117 --> 00:19:15,637
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING THAT
I'M GONNA DO CONTINUOUSLY.
352
00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:21,436
COME ON, WINK.
353
00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:29,961
UGH.
354
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,170
SIT DOWN AND REST.
355
00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:32,516
YEAH, SURE.
356
00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:37,245
THIS IS THE BEST SUSHI
IN THE WHOLE AREA.
357
00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:38,453
REALLY?
358
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:40,834
IT IS INCREDIBLY FRESH,
359
00:19:40,903 --> 00:19:44,631
LIKE JUST -- JUST CAUGHT,
YOU KNOW, REALLY FRESH.
360
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,909
IN FACT,
YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
361
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,497
I FORGOT
TO GET CHOPSTICKS.
362
00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:49,912
CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE
ON IT?
363
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,983
I'M JUST GONNA RUN AND GET
SOME CHOPSTICKS.
364
00:19:52,052 --> 00:19:53,709
YEAH,
DON'T LET ANYBODY TAKE IT.
365
00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,435
OKAY.
366
00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:57,299
AND DON'T EAT ANY.
367
00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:39,168
Man: AND NOW, THINGS YOU DIDN'T
KNOW ABOUT BETTY WHITE.
368
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,206
I WAS ONCE ASKED TO POSE
FOR PLAYBOY.
369
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,588
BUT OF COURSE I TURNED IT DOWN
370
00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:47,591
AFTER HUSTLER OFFERED ME
MORE MONEY.
371
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:50,041
WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW
FOR TONIGHT.
372
00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:52,216
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
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