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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,113 --> 00:00:12,012 HELLO. VANESSA? 2 00:00:12,081 --> 00:00:15,360 YEAH, I-I-I JUST SAW YOUR PICTURE IN YOUR ADVERTISEMENT. 3 00:00:15,429 --> 00:00:19,985 UM...YOU LOOK LIKE AN OLDER WOMAN. 4 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:22,953 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE OLDER? 5 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,301 DO YOU GIVE A SENIOR-CITIZEN DISCOUNT? 6 00:00:27,096 --> 00:00:31,065 UM...HOW ABOUT A HALF-HOUR, THEN? 7 00:00:31,134 --> 00:00:34,034 IF I NEED MORE TIME, WE'LL MAKE IT AN HOUR, YOU KNOW -- 8 00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:36,795 YOU KNOW, IN CASE I CAN'T, UH, YOU KNOW. 9 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:40,764 OKAY. BYE. 10 00:00:43,974 --> 00:00:45,873 OKAY. 11 00:01:05,306 --> 00:01:06,721 HEY! 12 00:01:08,585 --> 00:01:09,759 TAKE MY PICTURE! 13 00:01:14,971 --> 00:01:16,214 OH, MY GOD! 14 00:01:18,492 --> 00:01:19,631 HIT ME! 15 00:01:21,564 --> 00:01:22,703 COME BACK HERE! 16 00:01:24,532 --> 00:01:25,982 SAY "BIG BOOBS." 17 00:01:31,056 --> 00:01:33,369 AAAAAH! 18 00:01:45,484 --> 00:01:47,762 "OFF THEIR ROCKERS" TEAM, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 19 00:01:47,831 --> 00:01:50,006 REATHA AND I ARE GONNA ASK RANDOM YOUNG MEN 20 00:01:50,075 --> 00:01:51,387 TO JOIN US IN THE BEDROOM. 21 00:01:51,456 --> 00:01:53,078 OH, GROSS. 22 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:54,528 AND PERFECT. 23 00:01:54,597 --> 00:01:56,150 MICHAEL? 24 00:01:56,219 --> 00:01:58,635 DESTROYING OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY, BUT... 25 00:01:58,704 --> 00:02:01,466 I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO USE. 26 00:02:01,535 --> 00:02:03,882 SHOW A LITTLE CLASS. USE THE BOWLING BALL. 27 00:02:03,951 --> 00:02:06,471 ANN? 28 00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:09,819 GONNA DRESS LIKE A NUN AND HIT A FEW BARS. 29 00:02:09,888 --> 00:02:13,202 SO, ANOTHER DAY AT THE PARK. 30 00:02:17,689 --> 00:02:19,415 Ann: MAY I SIT DOWN? 31 00:02:19,484 --> 00:02:21,313 THANK YOU. 32 00:03:05,702 --> 00:03:07,670 EXCUSE ME. I'M TAKING A CENSUS. 33 00:03:07,739 --> 00:03:10,293 COULD I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR A MINUTE OR TWO? 34 00:03:10,362 --> 00:03:11,398 SORRY. SORRY. 35 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:13,365 OH, TWO . 36 00:03:17,024 --> 00:03:18,439 HI, LADIES. 37 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:20,303 COULD YOU ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS FOR THE CENSUS? 38 00:03:20,372 --> 00:03:21,718 IT'LL TAKE TWO SECONDS. 39 00:03:21,787 --> 00:03:23,824 TWO . 40 00:03:25,826 --> 00:03:28,208 EXCUSE ME, DEAR. COULD I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS? 41 00:03:28,277 --> 00:03:30,210 I'M ACTUALLY ON MY WAY TO CLASS. SORRY. 42 00:03:30,279 --> 00:03:34,386 ONE WITH ICED COFFEE. 43 00:03:34,455 --> 00:03:36,077 GENTLEMEN, COULD YOU HELP ME OUT? 44 00:03:36,146 --> 00:03:37,562 I'M WORKING FOR THE CENSUS. 45 00:03:37,631 --> 00:03:39,149 WE ALREADY DID THE CENSUS. 46 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,048 OH, TWO . 47 00:03:59,204 --> 00:04:02,069 Man: ALL RIGHTY, SWEETHEART. 48 00:04:02,138 --> 00:04:03,588 HERE WE GO. 49 00:04:03,657 --> 00:04:05,866 HERE WE GO. 50 00:04:07,523 --> 00:04:08,731 COME ON. 51 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,389 NICE RIVER, SWEETHEART -- WHOA. 52 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:13,839 I THINK YOU LOOK FINE JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 53 00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:15,703 UH-HUH. 54 00:04:15,772 --> 00:04:18,327 YOU KNOW I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT FOR A BOAT RIDE SOMETIME. 55 00:04:18,396 --> 00:04:21,882 IT'S BEAUTIFUL ON THIS RIVER. BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL. 56 00:04:23,711 --> 00:04:26,266 THERE IS A HOTEL HERE I THINK I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU TO LATER 57 00:04:26,335 --> 00:04:27,405 IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU -- 58 00:04:27,474 --> 00:04:29,199 IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE READY FOR IT. 59 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,546 OKAY? 60 00:04:40,107 --> 00:04:44,525 CHEER UP, LADIES. TWO WORDS -- SPRING BREAK! 61 00:04:45,354 --> 00:04:46,355 WE'RE GOING TO CABO. 62 00:04:46,424 --> 00:04:49,116 THOSE KIDS DON'T STAND A CHANCE! 63 00:04:49,185 --> 00:04:51,360 I'LL BRING A CASE OF BEER FOR THE DRIVE. 64 00:04:51,429 --> 00:04:54,017 I'LL SEE IF THERE'S A RAVE THE FIRST NIGHT. 65 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:57,124 AND I'LL HIT THE DRUGSTORE FOR PROTECTION. 66 00:04:59,126 --> 00:05:01,024 SPF 50. 67 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:03,441 I AM NOT COMING BACK WITH A SUNBURN. 68 00:05:04,062 --> 00:05:05,995 OKAY, LET'S GO! 69 00:05:23,978 --> 00:05:25,359 YES! 70 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:48,071 WHAT ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR TONIGHT, BETTY? 71 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,936 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE ITALIAN? 72 00:05:51,005 --> 00:05:52,938 BUONGIORNO! 73 00:06:03,673 --> 00:06:05,088 EXCUSE ME. 74 00:06:06,538 --> 00:06:07,746 THERE'S SOMEBODY I DON'T WANT TO -- 75 00:06:07,815 --> 00:06:09,610 I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO. 76 00:06:09,679 --> 00:06:12,855 IF HE SPOTS ME, WILL YOU TALK TO ME LIKE WE KNOW EACH OTHER? 77 00:06:12,924 --> 00:06:14,235 WOULD YOU MIND? 78 00:06:14,304 --> 00:06:15,444 SURE. THANKS. 79 00:06:15,513 --> 00:06:17,411 ANN. ANN. 80 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,999 WHAT'S GOING ON? 81 00:06:19,068 --> 00:06:20,828 I COME THROUGH SECURITY, AND YOU'RE NOT THERE. 82 00:06:20,897 --> 00:06:21,829 WHAT'S GOING ON? 83 00:06:21,898 --> 00:06:23,866 UM, I'M SORRY. 84 00:06:23,935 --> 00:06:25,350 WE'RE TOGETHER, 85 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:28,422 AND, UM, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER A WHILE AND, UM... 86 00:06:28,491 --> 00:06:30,942 WHO ARE YOU, PAL? 87 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,910 YOU GETTING INVOLVED WITH MY WIFE? 88 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:35,464 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 89 00:06:35,533 --> 00:06:37,120 - NO, I HAVEN'T. - NO. 90 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,088 THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE -- UNACCEPTABLE. 91 00:06:39,157 --> 00:06:41,539 HONEY, WHAT DID I DO? WHAT'S SO TERRIBLE? 92 00:06:41,608 --> 00:06:43,713 COME ON. COME ON. LET'S GO. LET'S -- LET'S -- 93 00:06:43,782 --> 00:06:45,025 - COME ON. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 94 00:06:45,094 --> 00:06:46,716 I'M GONNA GO GET US SOME COFFEE. 95 00:06:46,785 --> 00:06:48,925 AND WE'RE GONNA SIT TOGETHER ON THE PLANE. 96 00:06:48,994 --> 00:06:50,168 OKAY? 97 00:06:50,237 --> 00:06:51,756 HEY. 98 00:06:51,825 --> 00:06:53,447 HONEY! 99 00:07:39,804 --> 00:07:41,184 HI. 100 00:07:44,602 --> 00:07:47,087 SOMETIMES IT FEELS GOOD TO SIT DOWN. 101 00:07:47,156 --> 00:07:48,744 OH, ABSOLUTELY. 102 00:07:52,575 --> 00:07:55,716 I JUST GOT AN E-MAIL FROM MY GRANDSON. 103 00:07:55,785 --> 00:07:58,616 HE JUST HAD HIS TESTICLES PIERCED. 104 00:07:58,685 --> 00:08:01,239 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? 105 00:08:01,308 --> 00:08:04,587 MY OTHER GRANDSON, NIKISE -- HE'S -- HE'S IN JAIL, SO... 106 00:08:04,656 --> 00:08:05,968 OH! 107 00:08:06,037 --> 00:08:09,040 I'M SURE HE WON'T BE GETTING ANY PIERCING THERE, 108 00:08:09,109 --> 00:08:10,455 BUT THEN THERE'S JUSTIN. 109 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,906 JUSTIN IS AN ADULT-FILM STAR. 110 00:08:12,975 --> 00:08:16,012 YEAH, HE'S KNOWN IN THE INDUSTRY AS "BLACK SUEDE." 111 00:08:16,081 --> 00:08:17,013 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF HIM? 112 00:08:17,082 --> 00:08:19,706 NO. 113 00:08:19,775 --> 00:08:22,605 AND THEN I HAVE TWIN GRANDDAUGHTERS. 114 00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:27,265 THEY'RE THE HIGHEST-PAID TWIN STRIPPERS IN LAS VEGAS. 115 00:08:27,334 --> 00:08:29,716 THEN THERE'S JOSEPH. 116 00:08:29,785 --> 00:08:32,719 AND JOSEPH -- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIM. 117 00:08:32,788 --> 00:08:37,033 JOSEPH IS JUST GETTING HIS MASTER'S DEGREE IN MATHEMATICS. 118 00:08:37,102 --> 00:08:38,690 BUT HE'S SNOOTY AS HELL. 119 00:08:38,759 --> 00:08:40,174 HE'S NOT MY FAVORITE. 120 00:08:40,243 --> 00:08:42,349 HE THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN EVERYBODY. 121 00:08:51,082 --> 00:08:53,049 EXCUSE ME. 122 00:08:53,118 --> 00:08:54,948 COULD YOU WAIT HERE WITH US FOR A MOMENT? 123 00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:56,674 WE'RE JUST WORKING ON SOMETHING HERE. 124 00:08:56,743 --> 00:08:58,434 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 125 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:08,686 OKAY, MA'AM, YOU MAY GO THROUGH NOW. 126 00:09:08,755 --> 00:09:10,273 THANK YOU. 127 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:11,827 - JUST A MOMENT. WE'LL LET YOU THROUGH, SIR. - GO, GO, GO. 128 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:12,897 THANK YOU. 129 00:09:12,966 --> 00:09:14,795 JUST A MOMENT. THANK YOU. BYE! 130 00:09:17,902 --> 00:09:20,905 AW, MAN. 131 00:09:23,873 --> 00:09:25,357 GO. 132 00:09:25,426 --> 00:09:26,980 THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 133 00:09:27,049 --> 00:09:30,673 THANK YOU. HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 134 00:09:39,889 --> 00:09:40,856 HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 135 00:09:40,925 --> 00:09:42,409 WELL, WE JUST GOT IN TOWN. 136 00:09:42,478 --> 00:09:45,067 WE'RE LOOKING FOR A COLD BEER AND MAYBE SOME SEAFOOD. 137 00:09:45,136 --> 00:09:49,105 - OH! GO TO www.fish.com. - OKAY. 138 00:09:49,174 --> 00:09:50,693 - WHAT'LL THAT DO? - THAT'LL TELL YOU. 139 00:09:50,762 --> 00:09:51,970 - REALLY? - YOU CAN'T TELL US? 140 00:09:52,039 --> 00:09:53,972 WELL, I'M TELLING YOU. 141 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:56,423 - OH, THAT'S YOUR -- THAT'S IT? THAT'S THE WEBSITE WE WANT? - THAT'S THE WEBSITE. 142 00:09:56,492 --> 00:09:57,942 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PERSONAL FAVORITES? 143 00:09:58,011 --> 00:10:02,291 MY PERSONAL FAVORITE IS personalfavorite.com. 144 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,952 WHAT'S THIS PLACE AT THE END OF THE DOCK HERE? 145 00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:09,850 OH, THAT'S pier.com. 146 00:10:11,334 --> 00:10:12,715 THANK YOU. YOU'VE BEEN VERY HELPFUL. 147 00:10:12,784 --> 00:10:13,923 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 148 00:10:13,992 --> 00:10:15,994 NICE TO TALK TO YOU. HAVE A GOOD DAY. 149 00:10:16,063 --> 00:10:17,030 HAVE A GOOD DAY. 150 00:10:17,099 --> 00:10:18,825 OH, GO TO haveaniceday.net! 151 00:10:18,894 --> 00:10:20,412 HEY, ABSOLUTELY! 152 00:10:20,481 --> 00:10:21,413 OKAY? 153 00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:31,803 YOU GUYS ARE A LOVELY COUPLE. 154 00:10:31,872 --> 00:10:34,219 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE TWO OF YOU? 155 00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:35,704 OKAY. SURE. 156 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:38,189 OKAY, I WANT YOU TO STEP BACK, HAVE THE SUN IN YOUR FACE. 157 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:39,431 ALL RIGHT. 158 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:42,469 ONE, TWO, THREE. SAY "SWEATY BALLS." 159 00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:52,997 HELLO? 160 00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:55,309 YOU'RE CLAUDE MINAMI, AREN'T YOU? 161 00:10:55,378 --> 00:10:57,035 YES, I AM. 162 00:10:57,104 --> 00:11:00,211 OH, I LOVED YOU IN "RETREAT FROM RUSSIA." 163 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,937 THANK YOU. 164 00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:05,388 WOULD YOU PLEASE SIGN MY BOOB? 165 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:08,944 OH. OKAY. 166 00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:12,533 OH, THANK YOU, MR. MINAMI. 167 00:11:12,602 --> 00:11:14,674 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 168 00:11:14,743 --> 00:11:16,676 BYE-BYE. BYE. 169 00:11:16,745 --> 00:11:18,574 - YOU HAVE FANS. - BYE. 170 00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:19,989 HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 171 00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:22,647 I'M NOT CLAUDE MINAMI. 172 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,131 HE DIED YEARS AGO. 173 00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:36,868 DO YOU LIMBO? 174 00:11:36,937 --> 00:11:39,733 YEAH! OH, YAY! 175 00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:42,771 COME ON! ALL RIGHT! YES! 176 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,670 OH! GOOD! OKAY! 177 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,052 YEAH, BABY! 178 00:11:53,091 --> 00:11:54,852 YOU'RE GREAT! 179 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:55,956 OH! 180 00:11:56,025 --> 00:11:58,821 LIMBO DAY AT THE MARKET! YAY! 181 00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:00,409 ALL RIGHT! 182 00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:03,205 LIMBO DAY AT THE MARKET! 183 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:14,630 EXCUSE ME. 184 00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:16,770 I'M TRYING TO TEXT MY SON. 185 00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:18,599 HE'S A DOCTOR -- A DERMATOLOGIST. 186 00:12:18,668 --> 00:12:20,601 WOULD -- AND I DIDN'T BRING MY GLASSES. 187 00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:22,120 WOULD YOU TEXT THIS FOR ME? 188 00:12:22,189 --> 00:12:23,846 UH, SURE. 189 00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:26,228 THANK YOU SO MUCH. SIT DOWN, WILL YOU? 190 00:12:27,505 --> 00:12:29,196 IT'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE. 191 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,925 HERE YOU GO. HIS NAME IS ROBBIE. 192 00:12:33,994 --> 00:12:35,685 SO, WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO HIM? 193 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,239 "DEAR ROBBIE, 194 00:12:37,308 --> 00:12:42,900 "THE RASH ON MY HANDS IS NEARLY GONE. 195 00:12:42,969 --> 00:12:46,179 "IS IT STILL... 196 00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:48,526 HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS?" 197 00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:50,700 ARE YOU FREAKING ME OUT RIGHT NOW? 198 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,392 NO, NO, REALLY. 199 00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:53,876 SO, AM I GONNA GET IT? 200 00:12:53,945 --> 00:12:55,119 I DON'T KNOW. 201 00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:56,258 THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING HIM. 202 00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:57,604 JUST HIT "SEND." 203 00:12:57,673 --> 00:12:58,674 HERE YOU GO. 204 00:12:58,743 --> 00:13:00,641 THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 205 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:01,988 NOW YOU'RE TOUCHING ME WITH YOUR RASH. 206 00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:03,575 OH, I'M SORRY! 207 00:13:03,644 --> 00:13:06,302 I'M SURE IT'S OKAY. THANK YOU. 208 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,372 - DID YOU SEND IT? - YEAH. 209 00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:09,547 OH, THANK YOU. GREAT. 210 00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,480 - YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. - THANK YOU. HAVE A GOOD DAY. 211 00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:12,861 DON'T FORGET YOUR COFFEE AND-- 212 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:14,690 THANK YOU. 213 00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:17,866 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 214 00:13:17,935 --> 00:13:19,937 THANK YOU. 215 00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:39,335 EXCUSE ME. 216 00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:42,200 OH, SURE. 217 00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:43,961 WHAT? 218 00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:45,341 YOU GOT A PROBLEM? 219 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,861 MAN, DO YOU SEE ME STANDING HERE WITH THIS YOUNG MAN HERE? 220 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:50,105 YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 221 00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:52,107 I'M -- DO YOU KNOW CHRISTINA AGUILERA? 222 00:13:52,176 --> 00:13:54,316 I'M FROM NEW YORK, JUST LIKE YOU ARE, DUDE. 223 00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:55,386 I'M HER GRANDFATHER. 224 00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:56,697 THAT'S JUST GREAT. 225 00:13:56,766 --> 00:13:58,320 AND SHE'S FAMOUS, ERGO I'M ALSO FAMOUS. 226 00:13:58,389 --> 00:13:59,769 WHEN YOU'RE FAMOUS, YOU GET PERKS. 227 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,357 HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT FAMOUS? 228 00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:03,635 IF YOU WERE FAMOUS, YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE. 229 00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:06,742 I'M FAMOUS BY -- BY, YOU KNOW, BY RELATIVITY. 230 00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:07,743 I AM TOO. 231 00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:09,124 WHO'S YOUR FAMOUS RELATIVE? 232 00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:10,159 ROBERTO CLEMENTE. 233 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:11,574 ROBERTO CLEMENTE? 234 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,438 I NEVER HEARD HIM SING. 235 00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:16,441 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 236 00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:19,065 YOU GOT A LOT OF BALLS, GUY. HUH? 237 00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:20,238 GO AHEAD. I DON'T MIND. 238 00:14:20,307 --> 00:14:21,930 ALL RIGHT, NO, NO, YOU -- I ACTUALLY -- 239 00:14:21,999 --> 00:14:23,310 NO, NO, GO RIGHT AHEAD, DUDE. 240 00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:24,380 I'M COOL WITH IT, MAN. 241 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:25,657 HOW ABOUT -- YOU WANT TO REALLY BE COOL? 242 00:14:25,726 --> 00:14:26,658 YOU PAY FOR MY TICKET? 243 00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:27,936 NO, I'M NOT THAT COOL. 244 00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:30,076 WELL, WHEN YOU'RE FAMOUS, YOU GET PERKS LIKE THAT. 245 00:14:37,117 --> 00:14:38,532 EXCUSE ME. 246 00:14:38,601 --> 00:14:40,258 I'M LOOKING FOR A GUY. 247 00:14:40,327 --> 00:14:44,090 HE'S A LITTLE GUY -- DARK HAIR AND WEARS A MASK. 248 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:46,161 HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE LIKE THAT AROUND HERE? 249 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,369 NO. 250 00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:48,715 NO? 251 00:14:48,784 --> 00:14:51,614 HE'S GOT A RED VEST AND A LITTLE YELLOW CAPE, 252 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,340 AND HE WEARS TIGHTS. 253 00:14:53,409 --> 00:14:54,997 AND HE HAS LITTLE GREEN SHOES. 254 00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:56,619 HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE LIKE THAT? 255 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,656 NO. NO? 256 00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:00,209 OH, DAMN IT! 257 00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:03,212 CHIEF O'HARA'S REALLY GONNA HAVE MY ASS THIS TIME. 258 00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:28,858 RIGHT OVER THERE. 259 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:35,900 STAY RIGHT THERE. 260 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,628 CAN I ASK WHY I CAN'T PARK HERE? 261 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,493 I THINK YOU KNOW. 262 00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:44,495 I'M, LIKE, ASKING YOU RESPECTFULLY, 263 00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:47,153 LIKE, YOU KNOW, COULD YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME? 264 00:15:47,222 --> 00:15:49,258 YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT YOU JUST DID? 265 00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:52,606 I WAS JUST GOING TO PARK HERE AND GO TO -- 266 00:15:52,675 --> 00:15:54,746 OKAY, I THINK -- I THINK YOU NEED TO BACK UP A LITTLE BIT. 267 00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:56,369 JUST BACK UP A COUPLE OF STEPS. 268 00:15:56,438 --> 00:15:57,680 I'M NOT TRYING TO -- 269 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,855 JUST A COUPLE OF STEPS. 270 00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:01,961 JUST CONTAIN YOUR RAGE. 271 00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:04,204 I'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE. 272 00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:07,587 UH... 273 00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:15,905 I JUST WANT TO KNOW FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, LIKE... 274 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,666 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 275 00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:21,221 OKAY, OKAY. 276 00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,775 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. I DON'T NEED TO ASK. 277 00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:27,020 REQUESTING BACKUP. OVER. 278 00:16:27,089 --> 00:16:29,367 MAN: Roger that. 22-19 backup. 279 00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:31,231 I COPY THAT. THANK YOU. 280 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,785 ALL RIGHT, JUST TAKE IT EASY, ALL RIGHT? 281 00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:35,166 YES, SIR. YES, SIR. 282 00:16:35,235 --> 00:16:36,961 JUST DON'T GET HOSTILE WITH ME, ALL RIGHT? 283 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:37,997 YES, SIR. 284 00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:39,619 ALL RIGHT. 285 00:16:53,736 --> 00:16:57,085 CLOGGED ARTERY. 1995. 286 00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:58,293 OH, YEAH? 287 00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:01,330 HIP REPLACEMENT. 2004. 288 00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:03,781 OH, THAT AIN'T NOTHIN'. 289 00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:07,405 WHAT THE... 290 00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:08,441 BETTY! 291 00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:09,511 OH, IT'S NOT MINE. 292 00:17:10,857 --> 00:17:13,618 MY DATE LEFT IT HERE LAST WEEK. 293 00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:27,184 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, SIR. 294 00:17:27,253 --> 00:17:29,117 - DO YOU WORK HERE? - WHERE? 295 00:17:29,186 --> 00:17:32,120 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CUSTOMER-SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS? 296 00:17:32,189 --> 00:17:34,191 TO WHERE? 297 00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:37,125 LOOK, IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME, I'LL TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE. 298 00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:38,298 OKAY. 299 00:17:56,765 --> 00:17:58,905 HEY! HEY! 300 00:17:58,974 --> 00:18:00,838 HA HA! 301 00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,644 EXCUSE ME. 302 00:18:13,713 --> 00:18:15,232 YES? 303 00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:17,199 THAT'S MY HUSBAND OVER THERE. 304 00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:18,890 OKAY. 305 00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:20,892 HIS HEARING AID ISN'T WORKING VERY WELL, 306 00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:22,756 - AND I'VE GOT LARYNGITIS. - OKAY. 307 00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:25,069 COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND TELL HIM SOMETHING FOR ME? 308 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,415 YES, YES, OF COURSE. 309 00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:27,658 WOULD YOU TELL HIM 310 00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,832 THAT I WILL NOT HAVE DINNER WITH HIM TONIGHT? 311 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,696 OKAY. 312 00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:34,423 I'M SORRY. UH, SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE -- 313 00:18:34,492 --> 00:18:36,080 WHAT? 314 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:39,325 SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WOULD NOT HAVE DINNER WITH YOU TONIGHT. 315 00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:42,535 WOULD YOU TELL HIM 316 00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:45,538 THAT I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE DINNER WITH HIM AGAIN? 317 00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:50,957 SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WILL NEVER, EVER 318 00:18:51,026 --> 00:18:52,924 HAVE DINNER WITH YOU AGAIN. 319 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,483 WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT I AM SLEEPING WITH RONNIE 320 00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:01,830 AND I'M LEAVING HIM FOR GOOD? 321 00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:03,659 OKAY. 322 00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:06,006 SHE'S LEAVING YOU. 323 00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:07,353 LEAVING ME? 324 00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:09,044 GOODBYE! 325 00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:10,114 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 326 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,357 SHE'S LEAVING YOU. 327 00:19:13,807 --> 00:19:15,775 THAT'S OKAY. 328 00:19:15,844 --> 00:19:17,673 I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING. 329 00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:20,849 HALLELUJAH. HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 330 00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:40,248 ASK ME ANY QUESTION. 331 00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:42,767 I'LL GIVE YOU THE CORRECT ANSWER. 332 00:19:42,836 --> 00:19:44,321 I'M A GAME-SHOW CHAMPION. 333 00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:45,425 I'VE BEEN ON EVERY QUIZ SHOW. 334 00:19:45,494 --> 00:19:46,495 GO AHEAD. ASK ME ANYTHING. 335 00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:47,876 WHAT IS THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN -- 336 00:19:47,945 --> 00:19:49,464 NOT HIGHEST, BUT TALLEST? 337 00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:51,328 - THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN? - YEAH. 338 00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:52,881 UH... 339 00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:55,159 NO, I DON'T DO TALL THINGS. 340 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,298 - OKAY. - NO TALL STUFF. 341 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:58,507 WHAT'S AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH? 342 00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:00,337 I DON'T DO GEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS. 343 00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:02,201 I'M A QUIZ-SHOW CHAMPION! 344 00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:03,961 HOW TALL IS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING? 345 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:06,998 - HOW TALL IS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING? - I WANT TO KNOW. 346 00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:08,862 ARCHITECTURE? COME ON. 347 00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:11,451 ASK ME A QUESTION. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW YOU DO IT. 348 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,866 WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE SUSPENDERS? 349 00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:13,902 YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. 350 00:20:13,971 --> 00:20:16,560 OHHH, DAMN! 351 00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:18,182 OKAY? 352 00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:24,188 BEFORE WE SAY GOOD NIGHT, 353 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:27,053 IT'S TIME FOR MY FAVORITE PART OF THE SHOW... 354 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:34,233 I USED TO LIVE MY LIFE BY ONE SIMPLE RULE -- 355 00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:37,960 DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE OTHERS DO UNTO YOU. 356 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:40,687 BUT NOW THAT I'M OLDER AND WISER, 357 00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:43,034 I LIVE BY THESE SIMPLE INITIALS... 358 00:20:47,556 --> 00:20:49,903 BECAUSE I DON'T DO LAUNDRY. 359 00:20:49,972 --> 00:20:52,251 SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 23892

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