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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:20,917 THIS IS REALLY NICE OUT HERE. I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE. 2 00:00:20,986 --> 00:00:22,160 IT'S PRETTY. 3 00:00:22,229 --> 00:00:24,886 IT'S PRETTY, YEAH. IT'S FUN. 4 00:00:24,955 --> 00:00:28,304 I HAD -- I'VE HAD A BAD TIME AND... 5 00:00:28,373 --> 00:00:29,822 I NEEDED TO BE OUT HERE. 6 00:00:29,891 --> 00:00:30,961 MY HUSBAND DIED. 7 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,377 OH, REALLY? YEAH. 8 00:00:32,446 --> 00:00:33,378 I'M SO SORRY. 9 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:40,040 WOULD YOU GUYS CONSIDER HELPING ME WITH HIS LAST REQUEST? 10 00:00:40,971 --> 00:00:43,043 YOU SEE... 11 00:00:45,010 --> 00:00:46,563 THIS IS HAROLD, 12 00:00:46,632 --> 00:00:49,739 AND HE ALWAYS DID WANT TO BE WITH TWO YOUNGER WOMEN. 13 00:00:50,878 --> 00:00:52,052 NO, REALLY. 14 00:00:52,121 --> 00:00:53,812 THIS IS -- THIS IS WHAT HE ALWAYS WANTED. 15 00:00:53,881 --> 00:00:55,503 UM... 16 00:00:55,572 --> 00:00:57,367 GOODBYE, HAROLD. 17 00:01:16,938 --> 00:01:18,354 HEY! 18 00:01:20,252 --> 00:01:21,391 TAKE MY PICTURE! 19 00:01:24,912 --> 00:01:26,534 AH! 20 00:01:26,603 --> 00:01:27,880 OH, MY GOD! 21 00:01:30,159 --> 00:01:31,263 HIT ME! 22 00:01:32,747 --> 00:01:34,335 COME BACK HERE! 23 00:01:36,165 --> 00:01:37,614 SAY "BIG BOOBS." 24 00:01:42,343 --> 00:01:45,001 AAAAAH! 25 00:01:59,049 --> 00:02:02,225 HI, THERE, AND WELCOME TO "OFF THEIR ROCKERS," 26 00:02:02,294 --> 00:02:06,126 WHERE ME AND MY PEEPS GET ALL UP IN YOUR POSSE'S GRILL. 27 00:02:06,195 --> 00:02:10,889 RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST GONNA RELAX AND HOPE FOR A HAPPY ENDING... 28 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:13,340 TO OUR SHOW. 29 00:02:13,409 --> 00:02:15,894 A HAPPY ENDING TO OUR SHOW. 30 00:02:15,963 --> 00:02:17,758 YOU, WATCH THIS. 31 00:02:17,827 --> 00:02:20,001 AND, YOU, KEEP RUBBING. 32 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:22,142 I'M NOT HAPPY YET. 33 00:02:30,322 --> 00:02:33,532 EXCUSE ME, SIR. WE HAVE PEPPERONI PIZZA TODAY. 34 00:02:33,601 --> 00:02:35,362 IT'S REALLY VERY DELICIOUS. 35 00:02:35,431 --> 00:02:37,087 YOU SHOULD TRY IT, REALLY. IT'S VERY GOOD. 36 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,434 SURE. 37 00:02:38,503 --> 00:02:40,125 IT'S IN THE FROZEN SECTION. 38 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:44,164 MMM. OH, YEAH. THAT'S REALLY GOOD. 39 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:45,924 REALLY GOOD. 40 00:02:47,028 --> 00:02:49,030 YOU'LL LOVE IT. MMM. 41 00:02:53,828 --> 00:02:55,761 WELL, HERE, LET ME MAKE ANOTHER ONE, 42 00:02:55,830 --> 00:02:57,832 AND WE'LL SEE -- HERE, LET ME SEE... 43 00:02:57,901 --> 00:02:59,040 MMM. 44 00:02:59,109 --> 00:03:00,835 YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 45 00:03:00,904 --> 00:03:03,079 THAT'S -- THAT'S EVEN BETTER. 46 00:03:05,599 --> 00:03:06,910 YOU CAN PUT ANYTHING ON TOP OF IT. 47 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,188 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PARMESAN. 48 00:03:09,119 --> 00:03:10,466 OH. 49 00:03:10,535 --> 00:03:12,364 BUT IT'S GOOD, REALLY! SEE, WATCH. 50 00:03:13,676 --> 00:03:15,160 THAT'S OKAY. 51 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,713 YOU SURE? 52 00:03:16,782 --> 00:03:18,957 IT'S DELICIOUS! 53 00:03:19,026 --> 00:03:20,372 YOU WANT TO TRY? 54 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:38,977 EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW IF THE TRAINS ARE RUNNING ON TIME? 55 00:03:39,046 --> 00:03:41,013 UM, I THINK AS FAR AS I KNOW. 56 00:03:41,082 --> 00:03:43,913 THERE SHOULD BE A -- I THINK THERE'S A BOARD, 57 00:03:43,982 --> 00:03:47,054 LIKE AN ELECTRONIC BOARD OVER THERE THAT TELLS PEOPLE. 58 00:03:47,123 --> 00:03:48,297 OH, YEAH? 59 00:03:48,366 --> 00:03:49,298 YEAH. 60 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:50,368 OH, WOW. 61 00:03:50,437 --> 00:03:52,024 YEAH, I'LL GO CHECK THAT OUT IN A MINUTE. 62 00:03:52,093 --> 00:03:53,025 YEP. 63 00:03:53,094 --> 00:03:54,061 AH. 64 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:56,339 I'M GONNA VISIT MY BROTHER. 65 00:03:56,408 --> 00:03:57,685 OH, YEAH? 66 00:03:57,754 --> 00:03:58,893 YEAH. 67 00:03:58,962 --> 00:04:00,550 POOR GUY -- HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 68 00:04:00,619 --> 00:04:01,586 SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 69 00:04:01,655 --> 00:04:03,173 YEAH. 70 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,591 ACTUALLY, I'M -- I'M -- I'M BRINGING HIM ONE OF MY KIDNEYS. 71 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:07,626 OH, GEEZ. 72 00:04:07,695 --> 00:04:08,800 YEAH. 73 00:04:08,869 --> 00:04:10,595 I'M GONNA SURPRISE HIM WITH IT, YEAH. 74 00:04:10,664 --> 00:04:13,322 HE'S BEEN -- HE'S BEEN AFTER ME FOR YEARS 75 00:04:13,391 --> 00:04:15,427 TO GIVE HIM ONE OF MY KIDNEYS, 76 00:04:15,496 --> 00:04:18,154 SO I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM, YOU KNOW? 77 00:04:19,604 --> 00:04:20,881 YOU WANT TO SEE IT? 78 00:04:20,950 --> 00:04:22,020 NO. 79 00:04:22,089 --> 00:04:23,918 UH-OH, I'M LOSING MY ICE. 80 00:04:23,987 --> 00:04:26,818 WOULD YOU WATCH IT FOR ME? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 81 00:04:56,468 --> 00:04:58,056 HI, GUYS. HELLO. 82 00:04:58,125 --> 00:04:59,575 I'M ANNIE. MM-HMM. 83 00:04:59,644 --> 00:05:00,679 WHO WANTS TO GET LAID? 84 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,544 - HELL, NO KIDDING. - I'M ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 85 00:05:03,613 --> 00:05:04,856 - ARE YOU SURE? - YES, I'M FINE. 86 00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:06,271 OH, I'M NOT KIDDING. 87 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,204 LISTEN, IF YOU REALLY -- IF YOU COULD BE INTERESTED, 88 00:05:08,273 --> 00:05:09,861 I'M GONNA TAKE A 10-MINUTE BREAK, 89 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,932 AND I'LL BE BEHIND THAT HOUSE OVER THERE. 90 00:05:12,001 --> 00:05:14,590 REALLY, THERE'S A SHACK. YEAH, I'M SERIOUS. NO KIDDING. 91 00:05:14,659 --> 00:05:16,799 I DON'T DO THIS. I THINK YOU'RE REALLY CUTE. 92 00:05:16,868 --> 00:05:19,111 YOU'RE REALLY DARLING, AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO DO THIS. 93 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:21,251 MEET ME BACK THERE, OKAY? I'M NOT KIDDING. SEE YA. 94 00:05:24,807 --> 00:05:26,740 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, DUDE? 95 00:05:26,809 --> 00:05:28,224 WHAT IS GOING ON? 96 00:05:28,293 --> 00:05:29,432 I DON'T KNOW. 97 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:30,951 IS THIS A LITTLE WEIRD? 98 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:33,333 BEYOND WEIRD. 99 00:05:37,475 --> 00:05:39,442 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR YEARS. 100 00:05:44,999 --> 00:05:47,139 WHEN ONE HAS A BUSY SCHEDULE LIKE MINE, 101 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:48,865 YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH TRICKS 102 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:52,490 TO HELP YOU KEEP TRACK OF YOUR DAILY RESPONSIBILITIES. 103 00:05:52,559 --> 00:05:54,181 MY SYSTEM IS SIMPLE. 104 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:57,598 I PUT THESE HELPFUL LITTLE STICKY NOTES 105 00:05:57,667 --> 00:05:59,462 ON ALL MY TROPHIES. 106 00:05:59,531 --> 00:06:01,291 UM... 107 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:05,192 "DON'T FORGET -- CHARITY EVENT FOR ANIMAL SHELTER TONIGHT." 108 00:06:05,261 --> 00:06:07,125 OKAY. GOT IT. 109 00:06:07,194 --> 00:06:08,644 UH... 110 00:06:08,713 --> 00:06:12,544 "DON'T FORGET -- PROOFREAD OBAMA'S SPEECH ON THE ECONOMY. 111 00:06:12,613 --> 00:06:14,926 HE NEEDS NOTES BY MIDNIGHT." 112 00:06:14,995 --> 00:06:17,549 WILL DO. 113 00:06:17,618 --> 00:06:20,241 "DON'T FORGET -- FEED THE TROPHIES." 114 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:23,555 OH, OF COURSE. OH, HERE WE ARE. 115 00:06:23,624 --> 00:06:25,488 ALL RIGHT. 116 00:06:25,557 --> 00:06:28,008 THERE YOU GO. 117 00:06:28,077 --> 00:06:31,114 AWW, GOOD TROPHY. 118 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:32,771 GOOD BOY. 119 00:06:48,856 --> 00:06:50,686 YES! 120 00:07:07,185 --> 00:07:09,567 OH, I LOVE READING ALL THE COMMENTS ON OUR WEBSITE 121 00:07:09,636 --> 00:07:11,223 FROM FANS OF THIS SHOW. 122 00:07:11,292 --> 00:07:12,846 LOGAN FROM TEXAS -- 123 00:07:12,915 --> 00:07:15,469 "WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF YOU TURN THE TABLES 124 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:18,472 AND HAVE THE YOUNG PEOPLE PRANK THE OLD FOLKS?" 125 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:22,131 SORRY, LOGAN. THAT IDEA REALLY STINKS. 126 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,548 BESIDES, IT'S ILLEGAL IN 38 STATES. 127 00:07:25,617 --> 00:07:29,690 AND FINALLY, RAMONE FROM TEXAS... 128 00:07:32,279 --> 00:07:33,729 SORRY, RAMONE. 129 00:07:33,798 --> 00:07:38,596 WHAT YOU'RE SUGGESTING IS ALSO ILLEGAL IN 38 STATES. 130 00:07:40,529 --> 00:07:42,531 CALL ME LATER. 131 00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:53,680 YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY NICE. DO THEY DO THIS EVERY DAY? 132 00:07:53,749 --> 00:07:54,819 EVERY WEDNESDAY. 133 00:07:54,888 --> 00:07:56,268 EVERY WEDNESDAY? 134 00:07:56,337 --> 00:07:59,927 MY WIFE AND I JUST MOVED HERE. CAN YOU RECOMMEND A RESTAURANT? 135 00:07:59,996 --> 00:08:02,516 I WAS HOPING THAT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE SOMETHING WE COULD... 136 00:08:02,585 --> 00:08:05,554 DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STOP FLIRTING WITH GIRLS? 137 00:08:05,623 --> 00:08:07,556 - I'M NOT FLIRTING. WAS I FLIRTING? - HE WASN'T FLIRTING. 138 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:10,006 HE WAS JUST ASKING ME FOR A GOOD RESTAURANT FOR YOU GUYS. 139 00:08:11,249 --> 00:08:13,044 I WASN'T FLIRTING. HE WASN'T FLIRTING. 140 00:08:13,113 --> 00:08:15,391 I'M SICK OF THIS! I AM JUST SICK OF THIS! 141 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:16,634 DANG! 142 00:08:16,703 --> 00:08:18,463 I'M TIRED OF TELLING YOU TO STOP! I'M SICK OF YOU! 143 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:21,190 I'M JUST SICK OF YOU! I'M TIRED OF IT! 144 00:08:39,933 --> 00:08:42,798 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 145 00:08:47,043 --> 00:08:49,149 OH, EXCUSE--EXCUSE ME. 146 00:09:01,713 --> 00:09:03,750 OH, EXCUSE ME. 147 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,207 HEY, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 148 00:09:13,276 --> 00:09:15,071 I'M IN A HOTEL RIGHT DOWN ON THE CORNER HERE. 149 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:16,452 OKAY. 150 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:18,696 - AND I'M LOOKING FOR A GUY LIKE YOU, OKAY? - YEAH. 151 00:09:18,765 --> 00:09:22,665 I'M FREE AT 5:30. MY ROOM NUMBER'S 357. 152 00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:27,325 UH, I DON'T THINK SO. 153 00:09:27,394 --> 00:09:29,223 I CAN'T BE THERE AT 5:30. I HAVE SOME OTHER PLANS. 154 00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:30,880 WELL, WHAT TIME? 155 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:33,538 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 5:30 -- IT'S JUST ONE TIME. GIVE ME ANOTHER TIME. 156 00:09:36,092 --> 00:09:38,060 WELL, I'M BUSY ALL NIGHT 'CAUSE I'M IN A FRATERNITY 157 00:09:38,129 --> 00:09:39,958 AND WE HAVE DINNER AND THEN WE HAVE STUDY HALL. 158 00:09:40,027 --> 00:09:41,753 I HAD THE BEST TIME AT A FRATERNITY LAST -- 159 00:09:41,822 --> 00:09:42,961 THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 160 00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:44,860 TELL ME WHEN YOU CAN MEET ME. 161 00:09:44,929 --> 00:09:46,965 UH...I'M REALLY SORRY. 162 00:09:47,034 --> 00:09:48,657 I JUST DON'T HAVE ANY TIME. 163 00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:49,934 YOU DON'T HAVE -- ALL RIGHT. 164 00:09:50,003 --> 00:09:51,936 YOU'RE MISSING THE BEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. 165 00:09:52,005 --> 00:09:55,733 I'M TELLING YOU THAT RIGHT NOW. BUT YOU'VE GOT THE FACE FOR IT. 166 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,576 EXCUSE ME. 167 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:14,061 I HAVE A TIGER OUT OF ITS ENCLOSURE. 168 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:16,098 - WHAT'S THAT? - I HAVE A TIGER OUT OF ITS ENCLOSURE OVER THERE. 169 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,513 HAVE YOU SEEN IT? 170 00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:18,928 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YEAH, I'M SERIOUS. 171 00:10:18,997 --> 00:10:20,274 NO? 172 00:10:20,343 --> 00:10:22,276 NO. NO. 173 00:10:49,787 --> 00:10:50,960 HI, GIRLS. 174 00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:53,514 MY PHONE DIED, AND I NEED TO MAKE AN URGENT CALL. 175 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:54,792 DO YOU HAVE A PHONE I CAN BORROW? 176 00:10:54,861 --> 00:10:56,379 YEAH. 177 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,450 THANK YOU. 178 00:10:58,519 --> 00:11:01,626 THANK YOU. UH -- JUST TAKE A SECOND. 179 00:11:02,731 --> 00:11:05,975 OH, BONJOUR, FRANCOIS. 180 00:11:06,044 --> 00:11:09,703 CAN YOU HEAR ME? YES, IT'S ME! 181 00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:11,774 OH, THE WEATHER'S BEAUTIFUL HERE. 182 00:11:11,843 --> 00:11:13,983 IT'S A LITTLE CHILLY TODAY, BUT IT'LL WARM UP. 183 00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:15,019 YES. 184 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:17,884 HOW IS IT IN PARIS? OH. 185 00:11:17,953 --> 00:11:19,575 WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M COMING IN JUNE. 186 00:11:19,644 --> 00:11:21,542 THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU. 187 00:11:21,611 --> 00:11:23,441 I GOT MY TICKETS TODAY. 188 00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:25,132 YES, YES. 189 00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:27,238 IS MY ROOM READY? 190 00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:29,136 I KNOW YOU'RE REDECORATING. 191 00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:30,482 HOW DOES IT LOOK? 192 00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:32,036 OH, I LOVE YOUR TASTE. 193 00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:33,727 YES. 194 00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:35,349 I'M SORRY, MA'AM. WE HAVE TO GET GOING. 195 00:11:35,418 --> 00:11:37,110 - ARE THE TULIPS IN BLOOM? - WE HAVE TO GET GOING. 196 00:11:37,179 --> 00:11:38,111 I'M SORRY. REALLY? 197 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:39,422 - YEAH. - I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 198 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,252 UH, YES. YES. 199 00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:43,323 HOW'S ANNIESSE AND THE KIDS? 200 00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:45,635 GIVE THEM MY LOVE. 201 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,776 OH, I GOT YOUR RECIPE. IT WAS TERRIFIC! 202 00:11:47,845 --> 00:11:49,329 SORRY, MA'AM. WE HAVE TO GO. 203 00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:50,606 OH. REALLY? 204 00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:52,608 NO, I WILL. I'LL TRY IT WITH CHICKEN. YES. 205 00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:54,610 - I'M SORRY. - NO, NO, WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO. 206 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:56,716 - REALLY? - GIVE US THE PHONE, PLEASE. THANK YOU. 207 00:11:56,785 --> 00:11:58,441 - NO, I -- YES. - CAN YOU GIVE US THE PHONE? 208 00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,995 YES, OF COURSE. YES -- 209 00:12:00,064 --> 00:12:02,273 MA'AM, GIVE US THE PHONE NOW OR WE'RE GONNA GO GET SOMEONE. 210 00:12:02,342 --> 00:12:03,584 NO, I'LL BE OFF IN A SECOND. 211 00:12:03,653 --> 00:12:04,793 WE'RE GONNA GO GET SOMEONE 212 00:12:04,862 --> 00:12:06,518 IF YOU DON'T GIVE US THE PHONE RIGHT NOW. 213 00:12:06,587 --> 00:12:08,037 NOW. YES. YOU KNOW, UH -- YES. 214 00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:10,246 MA'AM, GIVE US THE PHONE. 215 00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:12,352 I GUESS I GOT TO GO. BONJOUR! BYE. 216 00:12:12,421 --> 00:12:13,698 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 217 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,700 THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE AND VERY RUDE. 218 00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:40,552 HMM. 219 00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:43,521 OH, BOY. 220 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:46,075 OH, MAN. 221 00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:47,111 HI. 222 00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:48,353 IT'S HOT AS HELL. 223 00:12:50,321 --> 00:12:52,288 I FEEL LIKE I'M SWEATING MY OFF. 224 00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:53,462 I SWEAR. 225 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,328 GO JUMP IN THE WATER. THAT COOLS YOU DOWN. 226 00:12:57,397 --> 00:12:59,399 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. I'M GONNA GO JUMP IN THE WATER. 227 00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:00,780 IT'LL COOL YOU DOWN. 228 00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:03,230 I'M GONNA TAKE OFF THESE DAMN HOSE. 229 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:06,924 YEAH, AND I'M GONNA JUMP IN THE WATER. 230 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:20,834 WELL, MS. WHITE, 231 00:13:20,903 --> 00:13:24,424 I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR PUTTING MY MOM ON YOUR SHOW. 232 00:13:24,493 --> 00:13:26,288 OH, ROB, IT WAS MY PLEASURE. 233 00:13:26,357 --> 00:13:27,461 SHE WAS TERRIFIC. 234 00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:29,532 SHE HAD A BLAST SCARING YOUNG PEOPLE. 235 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,017 SHE DID. 236 00:13:31,086 --> 00:13:33,536 BUT SHE WASN'T THE ONLY SCHNEIDER 237 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,124 WHO AUDITIONED FOR THE ROLE. 238 00:13:35,193 --> 00:13:36,850 YEAH. 239 00:13:36,919 --> 00:13:40,958 WELL, I WAS WONDERING, YOU KNOW... 240 00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:43,650 WELL... 241 00:13:43,719 --> 00:13:44,962 I GET IT. 242 00:13:45,031 --> 00:13:47,033 YOU KNOW... I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH. 243 00:13:47,102 --> 00:13:48,931 THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T GET THE JOB, RIGHT? 244 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,002 OH, SURE. 245 00:13:51,071 --> 00:13:52,797 WE'LL GO WITH THAT. 246 00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:45,677 UH, EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN. 247 00:14:45,746 --> 00:14:46,851 YES, SIR. 248 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,509 I HAD BEEN ADMIRING YOUR PANTS, 249 00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,891 AND I SEE THAT YOU'RE A SKATEBOARDER, CORRECT? 250 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,202 YES, SIR. YES. 251 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:55,480 HAVE YOU BEEN SKATEBOARDING WITH THESE PANTS? 252 00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:56,585 YES. 253 00:14:56,654 --> 00:14:58,345 I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE THOSE PANTS. 254 00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:02,625 YAMA, WRITE HIM A CHECK FOR $500. 255 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,489 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR PANTS LIKE THAT -- 256 00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:06,250 OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU FOR HOW LONG. 257 00:15:06,319 --> 00:15:08,286 $500 IS AGREEABLE, CORRECT? 258 00:15:08,355 --> 00:15:09,632 - YEAH, SURE. - OKAY. GOOD. 259 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,875 YEAH, THEY'RE ALL YOURS. 260 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,532 THANK YOU. 261 00:15:12,601 --> 00:15:14,189 LET'S HAVE THOSE PANTS. 262 00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:15,880 ALL RIGHT. 263 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,469 OKAY. WELL, HERE WE GO. 264 00:15:18,538 --> 00:15:19,953 HERE WE GO. 265 00:15:21,092 --> 00:15:22,749 OKAY. 266 00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:24,337 CAN I HAVE THE CHECK? 267 00:15:24,406 --> 00:15:26,442 ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME THE PANTS? 268 00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:27,443 OH, YEAH. 269 00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:28,513 OKAY, LET'S GO. 270 00:15:28,582 --> 00:15:30,308 - THERE IT IS. - WAIT, NO, I WANT -- 271 00:15:30,377 --> 00:15:32,414 I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME THE PANTS. 272 00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:34,692 OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 273 00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:36,832 - WAIT A MINUTE. - LOOK OVER THERE. 274 00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:39,835 OH, YEAH. MUCH BETTER. 275 00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:41,768 THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 276 00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:44,460 I SEE A BETTER PAIR OF PANTS RIGHT OVER THERE. 277 00:16:02,892 --> 00:16:04,653 EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU BUSY? 278 00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:06,655 UH, NOT SO BUSY. WHY? WHAT'S UP? 279 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:09,175 - OKAY, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TEXT? - I DO, YEAH. 280 00:16:09,244 --> 00:16:11,694 WOULD YOU TEXT MY WIFE? I ALREADY GOT IT DIALED UP. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT. 281 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,902 - OH, OKAY. - OKAY. 282 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,318 WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TELL HER? 283 00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:17,873 JUST TELL HER "I'VE HAD A WOODY FOR FIVE HOURS NOW, 284 00:16:17,942 --> 00:16:20,703 AND I'M GOING TO THE DOCTOR." 285 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,050 REALLY. FOR SERIOUS? 286 00:16:22,119 --> 00:16:23,637 YEAH. OKAY. 287 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:27,469 ALL RIGHT. 288 00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:28,849 SENT? 289 00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:30,782 JUST A SECOND. LET ME GET A PERIOD ON THERE. 290 00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:31,956 SEND. 291 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,440 OKAY. HEY, THANKS A LOT. 292 00:16:33,509 --> 00:16:34,476 YEAH. 293 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,112 HELLO. 294 00:16:50,181 --> 00:16:52,114 EXCUSE ME, WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE ARGUMENT RIGHT NOW, 295 00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:56,118 AND I'D LIKE YOU TO TRY TO ANSWER WHAT WE'RE ARGUING. 296 00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:59,501 IF IT WAS UP TO YOU, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU DO? 297 00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:01,399 HER OR ME? 298 00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,436 OH. 299 00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:15,793 ♪ SO MUCH FIGHTING AND FUSSING ♪ 300 00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:17,760 ♪ BETWEEN US ♪ 301 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:21,454 ♪ LET'S PUT IT ASIDE FOR TONIGHT ♪ 302 00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:24,457 ♪ SO STRIP DOWN, THROW YOUR PANTIES IN THE AIR ♪ 303 00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:27,391 ♪ LOOSEN UP AND WAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR ♪ 304 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:30,221 ♪ YOU GOT A MAN, WELL, I REALLY DON'T CARE ♪ 305 00:17:30,290 --> 00:17:32,637 ♪ WE'RE TRYING TO SEE SOME NAKED GIRLS IN HERE ♪ 306 00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:35,330 ♪ I CAN GO ALL NIGHT, I SWEAR ♪ 307 00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:42,199 EXCUSE ME. 308 00:17:42,268 --> 00:17:45,581 I'M LOOKING FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEAUTIFUL BABIES OR CUTE BABIES 309 00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:46,824 FOR A COMMERCIAL. 310 00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:49,240 ARE YOU INTERESTED? 311 00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:51,518 WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO? HOW FAR DO WE HAVE TO GO? 312 00:17:51,587 --> 00:17:52,623 OH, NOT FAR. 313 00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:55,315 CAN I SEE YOUR BABY? IS IT ALL RIGHT? 314 00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,870 OH, WELL, NEVER MIND. 315 00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:01,839 BUT IF YOU DO KNOW ANYBODY, JUST HAVE THEM FILL THAT OUT. 316 00:18:01,908 --> 00:18:04,117 NEVER MIND. 317 00:18:20,029 --> 00:18:21,652 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? 318 00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:24,862 OH, I WAS BENDING DOWN TO PICK UP A PENNY, A LUCKY PENNY, 319 00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:27,554 AND THIS GUY JUST CAME AND -- LOOK WHAT HE DID. 320 00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:29,038 HELL, NO. YEAH. 321 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,419 HELL, NO. 322 00:18:30,488 --> 00:18:32,456 - BUT, HEY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? - WHAT? 323 00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:34,630 DO YOU KNOW ANY GOOD PLACES TO EAT AROUND HERE? 324 00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:35,907 TO EAT? YEAH. 325 00:18:35,976 --> 00:18:38,117 I JUST MOVED HERE LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO. 326 00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:40,429 BUT, HEY, YOU'RE AT THE PIKE RIGHT HERE. 327 00:18:40,498 --> 00:18:43,915 WELL SHARKY'S, WHICH IS RIGHT HERE -- GOOD MEXICAN FOOD. 328 00:18:43,984 --> 00:18:45,641 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE IF YOU WANT -- 329 00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:47,264 WHAT'S UP, BOYEE! 330 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:50,129 UM, DUDE, SERIOUSLY, LIKE, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED RIGHT HERE? 331 00:18:50,198 --> 00:18:51,509 I WAS -- 332 00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:53,442 DO YOU NEED ME TO PULL -- LIKE, PULL YOUR TIE OUT? 333 00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:54,478 YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN'T. 334 00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:55,962 YOU CAN'T? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 335 00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:57,412 I MEAN, I'LL RIP IT. 336 00:18:57,481 --> 00:18:59,586 I MEAN -- DUDE, THIS GUY'S GOT HIS TIE UNDER THE TIRE. 337 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:00,967 DO YOU WANT ME TO PULL IT OUT? 338 00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,210 IT WON'T COME. IT'S OKAY. 339 00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:04,212 HEY, I THINK WE RIP THAT 340 00:19:04,281 --> 00:19:05,730 NO, NO, NO. IT'S MY LUCKY TIE. 341 00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:07,387 I'LL JUST WAIT. I'LL JUST WAIT. 342 00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:11,805 UH-OH. 343 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:14,118 EXCUSE ME. CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 344 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,637 YEAH. 345 00:19:15,706 --> 00:19:17,294 DO YOU KNOW WHERE SOME GOOD RESTAURANTS ARE? 346 00:19:17,363 --> 00:19:18,398 ARE YOU OKAY? 347 00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:19,675 I THINK I'M OKAY. 348 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,298 I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHERE SOME GOOD RESTAURANTS ARE. 349 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,023 OH, I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW, SWEETHEART. 350 00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:24,611 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED ANY HELP? 351 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,785 YOU CAN'T LOOSEN IT? 352 00:19:25,854 --> 00:19:27,856 NO, I'M FINE. I MEAN -- OKAY, THEN. 353 00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:29,409 THANKS. 354 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:44,838 MAN, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. LIKE, SERIOUSLY, HE NEVER CALLS. 355 00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:46,392 HE NEVER TEXTS ME. 356 00:19:46,461 --> 00:19:48,911 EVERY TIME WE -- EVERY TIME -- EVERY TIME WE GO TO DINNER, 357 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,119 IT'S THE EXACT SAME PLACE. 358 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,535 AND I JUST, LIKE -- I'M SO SICK OF IT. 359 00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:53,606 I CAN'T -- I CAN'T EVEN -- I CAN'T EVEN DO IT ANYMORE. 360 00:19:53,675 --> 00:19:54,779 IT'S JUST SO -- IT'S -- 361 00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:57,230 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 362 00:19:57,299 --> 00:19:59,301 ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 363 00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:03,132 WHAT?! 364 00:20:22,566 --> 00:20:24,706 BEFORE WE SAY GOODNIGHT, 365 00:20:24,775 --> 00:20:27,122 IT'S TIME FOR SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL 366 00:20:27,191 --> 00:20:30,021 "BETTY WHITE'S PEARLS OF WISDOM." 367 00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:33,577 IT'S WHERE I SHARE BITS OF IMPORTANT INFORMATION 368 00:20:33,646 --> 00:20:38,478 WITH YOU, OUR HOME VIEWER, COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE. 369 00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:42,758 AND NOW HERE IT IS -- MY PERSONAL MOTTO. 370 00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:44,829 "DON'T TASE ME, BRO!" 371 00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:47,660 WORDS TO LIVE BY. 372 00:20:47,729 --> 00:20:49,662 WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. 373 00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:52,147 I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 25617

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