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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,876 COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 2 00:00:14,945 --> 00:00:16,188 WOULD YOU JUST HOLD THAT UP, 3 00:00:16,257 --> 00:00:18,363 JUST IF YOU WOULD, JUST TO SEE IF I COULD... 4 00:00:18,432 --> 00:00:19,364 TO MYSELF? 5 00:00:19,433 --> 00:00:20,917 THANK YOU, DEAR. 6 00:00:20,986 --> 00:00:22,160 WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 7 00:00:22,229 --> 00:00:23,575 IT'S A GREAT COLOR. 8 00:00:23,644 --> 00:00:25,059 FOR YOU? 9 00:00:25,128 --> 00:00:26,336 YEAH, BUT I DON'T LIKE THE SLEEVES. 10 00:00:27,958 --> 00:00:29,546 OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS HE DOING? 11 00:00:29,615 --> 00:00:30,858 I LIKE SHORT SLEEVES. 12 00:00:30,927 --> 00:00:31,859 OKAY. 13 00:00:31,928 --> 00:00:33,136 YOU KNOW? 14 00:00:33,205 --> 00:00:35,449 I WAS GONNA SAY, THE WEATHER CHANGING AND ALL. 15 00:00:35,518 --> 00:00:36,760 WEATHER CHANGE AND ALL, YOU KNOW? WOW. 16 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:38,348 THAT'S BETTER. YEAH? 17 00:00:38,417 --> 00:00:39,798 WHAT DO YOU THINK? YEAH. 18 00:00:39,867 --> 00:00:41,006 I DON'T LIKE THE... 19 00:00:42,214 --> 00:00:43,457 I DON'T LIKE THE, YOU KNOW, JUST -- 20 00:00:43,526 --> 00:00:45,252 NOW IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD WEAR. 21 00:00:45,321 --> 00:00:47,081 YOU KNOW, IT'S A SHABBY-CHIC THING? 22 00:00:47,150 --> 00:00:48,324 YEAH. 23 00:00:48,393 --> 00:00:49,463 NO, I THINK I CHANGED MY MIND. 24 00:00:49,532 --> 00:00:50,774 I APPRECIATE IT, THOUGH. THANKS A LOT. 25 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:54,157 NO PROBLEM. 26 00:00:54,226 --> 00:00:58,644 THIS MAN JUST CUT UP A SHIRT. 27 00:01:15,592 --> 00:01:17,042 HEY! 28 00:01:18,906 --> 00:01:20,080 TAKE MY PICTURE! 29 00:01:25,292 --> 00:01:26,534 OH, MY GOD! 30 00:01:28,812 --> 00:01:29,951 HIT ME! 31 00:01:31,953 --> 00:01:33,023 COME BACK HERE! 32 00:01:35,164 --> 00:01:36,268 SAY "BIG BOOBS." 33 00:01:41,515 --> 00:01:43,620 AAAAAH! 34 00:01:56,392 --> 00:01:58,842 WELCOME TO "OFF THEIR ROCKERS," 35 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:03,019 THE HIDDEN-CAMERA SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN. 36 00:02:03,088 --> 00:02:07,057 BACK IN 1972, WE BURIED A TIME CAPSULE. 37 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,888 LET'S SEE HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED. 38 00:02:09,957 --> 00:02:14,720 OH, LOU, YOUR TIE-DYED T-SHIRT! 39 00:02:14,789 --> 00:02:17,378 OH, I REMEMBER THAT CONCERT. 40 00:02:17,447 --> 00:02:18,552 I DON'T. 41 00:02:18,621 --> 00:02:22,245 AND -- AND A BURNED BRA. 42 00:02:22,314 --> 00:02:24,420 THIS JUST MIGHT BE MINE. 43 00:02:24,489 --> 00:02:25,869 I THINK IT'S MINE. 44 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:28,907 ACTUALLY, IT WAS MINE. 45 00:02:31,289 --> 00:02:32,980 REMEMBER? 46 00:02:34,533 --> 00:02:35,741 OH, WHOA. 47 00:02:35,810 --> 00:02:38,813 THINGS HAVE CHANGED SINCE 1972. 48 00:02:49,376 --> 00:02:52,551 IT'S BREAST AWARENESS WEEK. 49 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:54,588 GREAT. SO... 50 00:02:55,899 --> 00:02:58,108 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 51 00:02:59,765 --> 00:03:01,319 BREAST AWARENESS WEEK. 52 00:03:01,388 --> 00:03:02,941 WON'T YOU DONATE? OH, THANK YOU. 53 00:03:03,804 --> 00:03:07,014 - BREAST AWARENESS! - OH, NO! 54 00:03:09,672 --> 00:03:11,225 THANK YOU. 55 00:03:11,294 --> 00:03:12,606 OH, MY GOD! 56 00:03:15,678 --> 00:03:16,886 THERE YOU GO. 57 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,061 THANK YOU! 58 00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:22,754 YES! 59 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:38,632 HERE, BIRDIE, BIRDIE. 60 00:03:38,701 --> 00:03:41,324 HERE, BIRDIE, BIRDIE. 61 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,741 BIRDIE! 62 00:03:49,159 --> 00:03:52,335 ARE THERE ANY BIRDIES HERE? 63 00:04:07,523 --> 00:04:09,214 ANYONE SITTING HERE? 64 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:10,250 NO. GO FOR IT. YOU ARE. 65 00:04:10,319 --> 00:04:11,492 ALL RIGHT. RIGHT, RIGHT. 66 00:04:11,561 --> 00:04:13,770 RIGHT IN THE SUN. 67 00:04:16,152 --> 00:04:17,947 THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD. 68 00:04:18,016 --> 00:04:21,019 THANK YOU. 69 00:04:26,369 --> 00:04:28,302 IS THAT, UH, RED LEAF? 70 00:04:28,371 --> 00:04:31,132 EXCUSE ME, SIR? 71 00:04:31,201 --> 00:04:32,375 MMM. 72 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:37,069 I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE STEAK. 73 00:04:38,381 --> 00:04:39,969 IT'S MY MEAL. I PAID FOR IT. 74 00:04:40,038 --> 00:04:41,073 OKAY. 75 00:04:41,142 --> 00:04:42,385 ALL RIGHT. 76 00:04:42,454 --> 00:04:43,490 I STILL WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A STEAK, 77 00:04:43,559 --> 00:04:44,594 BUT THANKS ANYWAY. 78 00:04:44,663 --> 00:04:46,182 YOU GUYS WERE GREAT. 79 00:04:53,948 --> 00:04:55,950 HOW WE DOING, LADIES? 80 00:04:56,019 --> 00:04:59,333 THIS IS GONNA KEEP MY HEAD NICE AND WARM. 81 00:04:59,402 --> 00:05:03,303 AND THESE ARE GONNA KEEP MY HANDS NICE AND WARM. 82 00:05:03,372 --> 00:05:07,824 AND THIS IS GONNA KEEP MY WEEKENDS NICE AND HOT. 83 00:05:14,831 --> 00:05:17,247 OH, GOOD. THANK YOU. 84 00:05:19,146 --> 00:05:22,114 OH, MY GOD. 85 00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:26,395 OH, THE PARTY I WENT TO LAST NIGHT -- IT WAS SO RAD. 86 00:05:26,464 --> 00:05:28,189 TOTALLY. 87 00:05:28,258 --> 00:05:33,436 OH, LIKE, UM, YOU AND TYLER -- ARE YOU TWO STILL TIGHT? 88 00:05:33,505 --> 00:05:35,714 NO, GIRL. 89 00:05:35,783 --> 00:05:38,510 HE FREAKED OUT WHEN I PIERCED MY HOO-HOO. 90 00:05:40,063 --> 00:05:41,824 GIRL, I DIDN'T -- 91 00:05:41,893 --> 00:05:44,205 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PINNED YOUR HEYNANNY. 92 00:05:44,274 --> 00:05:46,829 OH, WELL, YES, KIND OF GNARLY 93 00:05:46,898 --> 00:05:48,520 BUT IT'S TOTALLY PORNALICIOUS. 94 00:05:48,589 --> 00:05:49,728 OHH. 95 00:05:49,797 --> 00:05:51,178 LET'S BOUNCE. 96 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:53,525 OH! LET'S DO IT. 97 00:06:15,202 --> 00:06:17,342 UH, SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR BETTY WHITE? 98 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:18,378 I'M BETTY WHITE. 99 00:06:18,447 --> 00:06:20,103 HOW DO I KNOW FOR SURE? 100 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:23,348 HAVE YOU LIVED IN A CAVE FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS? 101 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,074 LIKE, SINCE 1952? 102 00:06:25,143 --> 00:06:26,627 EVERYONE KNOWS ME. 103 00:06:26,696 --> 00:06:28,111 I'M SICK OF ME. 104 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,285 WHAT CHARACTER DID YOU PLAY 105 00:06:29,354 --> 00:06:30,355 ON "THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW"? 106 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,737 THE HAPPY HOMEMAKER, SUE ANN NIVENS. 107 00:06:32,806 --> 00:06:34,152 AND WHO WERE YOU IN "THE GOLDEN GIRLS"? 108 00:06:34,221 --> 00:06:36,810 SWEET, CLUELESS ROSE NYLUND. 109 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:38,398 MM-HMM. AND HOW OLD ARE YOU? 110 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:39,399 BITE ME. 111 00:06:39,468 --> 00:06:41,193 CONFIRMED. 112 00:06:41,262 --> 00:06:42,678 SIGN RIGHT HERE, MISS WHITE. 113 00:06:42,747 --> 00:06:44,507 THERE YOU GO. 114 00:06:44,576 --> 00:06:46,406 OKAY. SEE YOU TOMORROW, FRED. 115 00:06:46,475 --> 00:06:47,407 OKAY. 116 00:06:54,793 --> 00:06:56,381 THEY'RE OFF! OH, THIS IS -- 117 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,452 AND THE PINK ONE IS IN THE FIRST LANE...OH, THERE SHE GOES. 118 00:06:58,521 --> 00:07:00,972 - ...AND THE GREEN ONE IS IN THE SECOND ONE. - THERE THEY GO. 119 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:02,283 AND THEY'RE MOVING! 120 00:07:02,352 --> 00:07:04,389 AND THEY'RE STRIDE FOR STRIDE! 121 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:07,357 PINK AND GREEN. GREEN AND PINK. 122 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:11,154 AND IT'S DONE, FOLKS! THIS RACE IS OVER! 123 00:07:22,096 --> 00:07:25,893 OH, MY GOD. 124 00:07:25,962 --> 00:07:28,793 EXCUSE ME. SORRY. 125 00:07:28,862 --> 00:07:33,245 M-MY EX IS OVER THERE, AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO SEE ME. 126 00:07:33,314 --> 00:07:34,626 OKAY. 127 00:07:34,695 --> 00:07:35,972 - COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? - MM-HMM. 128 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:37,111 C-CAN I SORT OF -- 129 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:38,906 COULD YOU PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME SO I CAN... 130 00:07:38,975 --> 00:07:40,218 NO. 131 00:07:40,287 --> 00:07:41,461 REALLY, JUST... 132 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:44,118 CAN YOU -- CAN YOU JUST COME A LITTLE CLOSER? 133 00:07:44,187 --> 00:07:46,500 NO. 134 00:07:46,569 --> 00:07:48,606 RIGHT. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. OKAY, BYE. 135 00:07:48,675 --> 00:07:50,953 OH, MY GOD, HERE HE COMES. OH, PLEASE. 136 00:07:51,022 --> 00:07:52,920 JUST TURN YOUR BACK AND BLOCK HIM. 137 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:56,752 JUST TURN TOWARD ME. THANK YOU. 138 00:07:56,821 --> 00:07:57,891 JUST PUT YOUR... 139 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,134 JUST -- CAN YOU JUST TAKE YOUR HAND -- PUT... 140 00:08:02,033 --> 00:08:03,379 OH, MY GOD, HERE HE COMES. 141 00:08:03,448 --> 00:08:04,691 UH-HUH. 142 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,658 OH, MY GOD. 143 00:08:06,727 --> 00:08:08,453 MY GOD. IS HE GONE? 144 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,041 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE... 145 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:11,939 THAT GUY, THAT GUY. 146 00:08:12,008 --> 00:08:13,631 OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU KIDDING? 147 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:15,080 THAT'S NOT HIM. 148 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:17,945 THANK YOU. YOU'RE A SWEETHEART. 149 00:08:18,014 --> 00:08:19,464 THANKS FOR THE CUDDLE. 150 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,570 I HAVEN'T CUDDLED LIKE THAT SINCE THE '70s! 151 00:08:21,639 --> 00:08:23,295 THANK YOU. 152 00:08:23,364 --> 00:08:24,642 ANYTIME. 153 00:08:41,935 --> 00:08:43,868 MISS... 154 00:08:43,937 --> 00:08:46,111 THIS IS A NO-CELL-PHONE ZONE. 155 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:47,906 OKAY. ALL RIGHT? 156 00:08:47,975 --> 00:08:49,667 I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE THAT PHONE. 157 00:08:49,736 --> 00:08:51,323 SORRY? 158 00:08:51,392 --> 00:08:53,360 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CONFISCATE YOUR TELEPHONE. WHY? 159 00:08:53,429 --> 00:08:55,051 THERE'S A SIGN RIGHT OVER THERE. 160 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,328 IT SAYS, "NO CELL PHONES." 161 00:08:56,397 --> 00:08:58,089 THERE'S A SIGN OVER THERE, "NO CELL PHONES." 162 00:08:58,158 --> 00:08:59,539 WHERE? I'M SORRY. 163 00:08:59,608 --> 00:09:01,575 WHERE DOES IT SAY "NO CELL PHONES"? 164 00:09:01,644 --> 00:09:03,301 THERE'S A SIGN -- ALL OVER THE PLACE. 165 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:04,509 CAN I SEE IT, THEN? 166 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:05,510 M-MISS? PLEASE. 167 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:06,615 I'D LIKE TO SEE IT FIRST. 168 00:09:06,684 --> 00:09:08,513 STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE. 169 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:11,620 - REQUESTING BACKUP. - THERE'S SOMEONE RIGHT THERE. 170 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:13,311 I HAVE A HOSTILE CELL PHONE USER. 171 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:14,795 THERE'S SOMEONE RIGHT THERE. 172 00:09:14,864 --> 00:09:16,417 - Copy that. Backup on the way. - THANK YOU. 173 00:09:16,486 --> 00:09:17,522 I'M SORRY, SIR. 174 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,282 I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 175 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,525 YOU SEE THIS? 176 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:23,873 THERE'S A FINE. JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE. 177 00:10:13,095 --> 00:10:15,476 HEY, BIG LARD-ASS! 178 00:10:19,273 --> 00:10:20,343 YOU SAY SOMETHING TO ME? 179 00:10:22,138 --> 00:10:24,934 NOT ME. 180 00:10:25,003 --> 00:10:27,212 DID YOU HEAR HIM SAY SOMETHING TO ME? 181 00:10:29,594 --> 00:10:31,078 NO ENGLISH. 182 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,461 WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? 183 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:37,326 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO YOU, DUDE. 184 00:10:37,395 --> 00:10:38,430 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 185 00:10:38,499 --> 00:10:39,604 WHAT? 186 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,951 I'M GOING OVER HERE. I'LL BE BACK. 187 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,504 ALL RIGHT? 188 00:10:43,573 --> 00:10:44,644 ASS-WIPE! 189 00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:50,235 LET'S GO. 190 00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:05,423 ANN, MORE TEA? 191 00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:06,942 THANK YOU, BETTY. I'M FINE. 192 00:11:07,011 --> 00:11:09,565 SHEILA, HOW ABOUT -- OR SHOULD I SAY "BIRTHDAY GIRL"? 193 00:11:09,634 --> 00:11:11,187 THANK YOU. I'M GOOD. 194 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:17,435 OH, I THINK YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT HAS ARRIVED. 195 00:11:17,504 --> 00:11:18,539 EXCUSE ME. 196 00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:23,821 OH, IT'S THE POLICE. WHAT HAVE WE DONE? 197 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:25,132 AFTERNOON, MA'AM. 198 00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:26,858 I'M HERE TO INFORM YOU ABOUT A POSSIBLE INFRACTION. 199 00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:29,378 OH, OF COURSE, OFFICER. WE'VE BEEN BAD. 200 00:11:29,447 --> 00:11:31,069 I'LL START THE MUSIC. 201 00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:33,106 YOU HANDCUFF THE BIRTHDAY GIRL. 202 00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:34,763 WHAT?! UH... 203 00:11:34,832 --> 00:11:36,005 MA'AM, I'M HERE ABOUT YOUR HEDGES. 204 00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:37,766 THEY'RE TOO HIGH. 205 00:11:37,835 --> 00:11:40,458 IF YOU DON'T FIX IT, IT'S A $500 FINE. 206 00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:42,460 OH. 207 00:11:42,529 --> 00:11:44,634 HAVE A NICE DAY. 208 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,120 OH. THANK YOU, OFFICERS. 209 00:11:47,189 --> 00:11:49,743 THIS GUY'S NOT WITH ME. 210 00:11:49,812 --> 00:11:51,400 OH. 211 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,368 OH! 212 00:11:54,437 --> 00:11:57,371 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHEILA! 213 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,752 BRING IT, TUBBY. 214 00:12:07,554 --> 00:12:08,624 COULD WE HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, DEAR? 215 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:09,832 COULD WE HAVE A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME? 216 00:12:09,901 --> 00:12:10,902 COULD WE TALK TO YOU A MINUTE? 217 00:12:10,971 --> 00:12:11,903 WE HAVE A QUESTION WE'D LIKE -- 218 00:12:11,972 --> 00:12:13,456 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? MICHELLE. 219 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:14,630 MICHELLE. 220 00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:16,183 THIS IS MY WIFE. 221 00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:17,564 HI! HI, I'M PEG, DEAR. 222 00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:19,566 YOU HAVE A VERY SWEET NAME. HI! 223 00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:21,085 ARE YOU MARRIED? NO. 224 00:12:21,154 --> 00:12:22,776 WE HAVE A PROPOSITION. 225 00:12:22,845 --> 00:12:24,502 WE HAVE A SON. HE'S VERY SHY. 226 00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:26,953 BUT, HOPEFULLY, YOU KNOW, LIKE IN THE OLD COUNTRY, 227 00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:29,472 WE'D LOVE TO SEE HIM GET MARRIED. OH, OKAY. 228 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,786 WE APPROVE OF YOU, DEAR, AND WE WOULD LOVE YOU -- 229 00:12:32,855 --> 00:12:35,685 IF YOU COULD INTRODUCE US TO YOUR PARENTS 230 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,618 AND GET THIS, YOU KNOW, MARRIAGE STARTED. 231 00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:38,965 YOUR PARENTS WOULD PROBABLY UNDERSTAND. 232 00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:40,173 DO YOU KNOW ME? 233 00:12:40,242 --> 00:12:42,520 NO, BUT WE HOPE TO GET TO KNOW YOU. 234 00:12:42,589 --> 00:12:44,729 - IT'S AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE, DEAR. - AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE. 235 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,007 OH. WHEN CAN WE SPEAK TO YOUR PARENTS? 236 00:12:47,076 --> 00:12:49,699 UM, I-I DON'T KNOW. 237 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,080 YOU LOOK LIKE GOOD BREEDING STOCK. 238 00:12:51,149 --> 00:12:52,392 YES, YES! OH! 239 00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:53,600 THAT'S IMPORTANT FOR GRANDPARENTS. 240 00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:54,981 HAVE A COUPLE CUTE LITTLE BABIES. 241 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,327 YOU KNOW, TO HAVE CHILDREN. THAT'S IMPORTANT. 242 00:12:56,396 --> 00:12:58,605 OKAY. UM, WELL, I DON'T -- 243 00:12:58,674 --> 00:12:59,848 WE WANT 13 GRANDCHILDREN. 244 00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:01,504 OH, WOW. THAT'S A LOT. 245 00:13:03,437 --> 00:13:06,647 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. UM, I'D HAVE TO SEE. 246 00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:08,235 SORRY. YOU KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO DO SOMETHING HERE. 247 00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:10,030 - YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK? - YEAH, I DO HAVE TO GO TO WORK. 248 00:13:10,099 --> 00:13:11,307 NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY. 249 00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:12,446 THANK YOU ANYWAY. THANK YOU. 250 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,497 WHAT THE IS GOING ON HERE? 251 00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:38,783 EXCUSE ME. WOULD YOU HOLD THIS FOR ME? 252 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,579 WILL YOU HOLD THAT? THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 253 00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:43,684 NOW, THIS IS A DIRTY MARTINI. 254 00:13:43,753 --> 00:13:44,893 MARTINI? YEAH. 255 00:13:44,962 --> 00:13:46,135 IT'S ONLY $11. 256 00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:48,517 IF YOU GIVE ME SOME I.D., IT'S ALL YOURS. 257 00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:50,174 OKAY? 258 00:13:50,243 --> 00:13:51,796 - HOLD THIS. - OKAY. 259 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,418 WHERE YOU COMING FROM? HUH? 260 00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:55,593 I'M COMING FROM THE BAR DOWN THE STREET. 261 00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:56,628 OH, THE BARTENDER? 262 00:13:56,697 --> 00:13:58,009 YEAH. YOU HAVE SOME I.D.? 263 00:13:58,078 --> 00:13:59,252 OF COURSE. 264 00:13:59,321 --> 00:14:00,667 OKAY. 265 00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:03,256 WHAT'S THE BASE? IS IT VODKA OR GIN? 266 00:14:03,325 --> 00:14:04,257 IT'S VODKA. 267 00:14:04,326 --> 00:14:05,568 OH. 268 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,639 - ENJOY THIS, SIR, PLEASE. - THANK YOU. 269 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,158 THERE YOU GO. 270 00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:24,760 OH, EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, SIR. 271 00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:27,314 COULD YOU WAIT ON ME? MY HUSBAND'S WAITING IN THE CAR. 272 00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:30,248 I'D LIKE TO GET THIS PRODUCT HERE. 273 00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:32,147 IT'S $12.95, 274 00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:35,495 BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD GIVE IT TO ME FOR $3.95. 275 00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:37,911 NO. 276 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,775 HOW ABOUT $4.95? 277 00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:41,708 I CAN'T. 278 00:14:41,777 --> 00:14:43,399 $5? THAT'S MY LIMIT. 279 00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:44,849 I CAN'T. SORRY. 280 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,438 I'LL BUY MY STUFF SOMEPLACE ELSE. 281 00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:48,715 OH. 282 00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:01,176 OH, GOD. 283 00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:12,981 HELLO? 284 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,466 OH! HI, HELEN. 285 00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:17,295 LOUD MUSIC? 286 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:20,850 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 287 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,784 "DARN KIDS" IS RIGHT! 288 00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,959 IF I HEAR ANY LOUD ANYTHING, 289 00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:28,789 I'LL WALK RIGHT OVER THERE MYSELF. 290 00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:30,999 ALL RIGHT, DEAR, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 291 00:15:36,349 --> 00:15:39,386 OKAY, GUYS. 1...2...3. 292 00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:01,822 EXCUSE ME. 293 00:16:01,891 --> 00:16:03,963 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TEXT? 294 00:16:04,032 --> 00:16:06,344 MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 295 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,588 CAN YOU HELP ME? 296 00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:11,798 OKAY. 297 00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:12,972 IT'S TO CINDY. 298 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,318 UH-HUH? OKAY? 299 00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:16,009 CAN YOU TYPE THIS FOR ME? 300 00:16:16,078 --> 00:16:17,252 "CUTE PICTURE." 301 00:16:17,321 --> 00:16:21,911 IT JUST WORKS JUST LIKE A KEYBOARD. 302 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,948 OH. "BUT... 303 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,157 THAT'S NOT MY BABY." 304 00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:31,128 "IT'S NOT EVEN ASIAN." 305 00:16:34,131 --> 00:16:35,615 CAN YOU SEND IT? 306 00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:37,720 AND SENDING. 307 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:38,928 THERE YOU GO. 308 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,723 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 309 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,484 - MM-HMM. - CHICKS ARE CRAZY. 310 00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:59,673 YEAH, PEG, THAT GUY THAT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT, 311 00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:01,054 THAT I MET ONLINE -- 312 00:17:01,123 --> 00:17:02,538 HE'S DUE UP HERE SOON, 313 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:05,334 AND I HOPE HE'S AS CUTE AS HE WAS ONLINE, 314 00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:08,820 BECAUSE IT'LL BE A LONG AFTERNOON IF THAT'S THE CASE. 315 00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:12,134 I HOPE HE DOESN'T TALK A LOT, 316 00:17:12,203 --> 00:17:16,138 BECAUSE I LIKE TO GO STRAIGHT TO IT, KIDDO. 317 00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:18,451 LISTEN, LISTEN, I CAN'T TALK LONG. 318 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,280 UM --JOAN? 319 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:21,799 - YEAH? HI. - HOW YOU DOING? 320 00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:23,180 - ARE YOU KEVIN? - YEAH. 321 00:17:23,249 --> 00:17:24,733 HI, KEVIN. HOW YOU DOING? 322 00:17:24,802 --> 00:17:25,872 OH, I'M DOING WELL. 323 00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:27,080 GOOD. 324 00:17:27,149 --> 00:17:29,324 I KNOW WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO FOR A BITE, 325 00:17:29,393 --> 00:17:31,636 BUT HOW ABOUT LET'S GO INTO MY PLACE FIRST, OKAY? 326 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:32,637 YEAH, YOU GOT IT. 327 00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:33,742 ALL RIGHT. 328 00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:08,319 EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR, PLEASE? 329 00:19:08,388 --> 00:19:09,803 IT JUST TAKES A SECOND. 330 00:19:09,872 --> 00:19:12,116 I GOT A BAD BACK, AND I CAN'T BEND. 331 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:15,084 I WANT TO SECURE MY CAR. ALL I NEED YOU TO -- OW. 332 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,086 ALL I NEED YOU TO DO IS TAKE THIS TAPE 333 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,330 AND -- AND -- AND TAPE IT ALL AROUND THE CAR. 334 00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:20,538 COME ON, IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME. 335 00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:21,988 I GOT A BAD BACK. 336 00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:23,886 I CAN'T BEND DOWN TOO GOOD. 337 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,509 I'M GONNA DO THE TOP PART. GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD. 338 00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:27,821 I'LL DO THE TOP PART. SEE? LOOK. 339 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:29,202 I WANT TO MAKE IT SECURE, 340 00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:31,791 'CAUSE I HEARD THIS IS NOT A GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD. 341 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:33,793 COME ON, KEEP GOING. 342 00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:36,002 GO AHEAD. GO, GO, GO, GO. GO AROUND. 343 00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:39,074 AROUND. AROUND. ALMOST DONE. 344 00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:41,041 I BETTER NOT GET ARRESTED FOR THIS. 345 00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:42,767 HOW COULD YOU GET ARRESTED? 346 00:19:42,836 --> 00:19:43,872 I DON'T KNOW. 347 00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:45,701 COME ON, KEEP GOING. 348 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:49,395 OH, NO, AROUND ANOTHER TIME. ONE MORE TIME. 349 00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:51,051 LOOK, I'M DOING THE TOP. 350 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,364 I CAN'T -- SEE, I CAN'T BEND, BUT I CAN DO THE TOP. 351 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:12,763 THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT PROGRAMS 352 00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:15,800 TO HELP PEOPLE MY AGE GET AROUND THESE DAYS. 353 00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:18,838 MY FAVORITE IS ONE CALLED SENIOR RIDE-ALONG. 354 00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:21,772 THEY PICK ME UP AND TAKE ME WHEREVER I WANT TO GO, 355 00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:22,980 ANYTIME I NEED THEM. 356 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,431 OH! HERE COMES MY RIDE NOW. 357 00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:32,541 READY TO ROLL? 358 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:34,785 OH, COME ON, BUBBA, YOU KNOW THE DRILL! 359 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:42,448 THAT'S RIGHT, BIG MAMA HANDLES THE HOG. 360 00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:44,450 YOU MIGHT WANT TO HANG ON. 361 00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:47,176 I GOT PLACES TO BE. 23750

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