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FORGET THIS! 10 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,307 WE'RE GONNA KEEP THIS PARTY GOING. 11 00:00:35,173 --> 00:00:37,692 - COME ON, LOU! - WHAT THE ? 12 00:00:51,361 --> 00:00:52,397 HEY! 13 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:55,952 TAKE MY PICTURE! 14 00:01:01,164 --> 00:01:02,441 OH, MY GOD! 15 00:01:04,754 --> 00:01:05,893 HIT ME! 16 00:01:07,964 --> 00:01:08,999 COME BACK HERE! 17 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,210 SAY "BIG BOOBS." 18 00:01:17,767 --> 00:01:19,596 AAAAAH! 19 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,441 WELCOME TO "OFF THEIR ROCKERS." 20 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:39,306 WE DON'T ALWAYS PRANK THE YOUNGER GENERATION. 21 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:41,377 SOMETIMES WE PRANK EACH OTHER. 22 00:01:41,446 --> 00:01:44,932 FOR EXAMPLE, JUST LAST WEEK, RICHARD HERE 23 00:01:45,001 --> 00:01:48,349 GAVE ME SOME GUM THAT BLACKENED MY TEETH 24 00:01:48,418 --> 00:01:49,902 RIGHT BEFORE A PHOTO SHOOT. 25 00:01:51,318 --> 00:01:53,734 ALL IN GOOD FUN. RIGHT, RICHARD? 26 00:01:57,565 --> 00:01:59,153 BETTY. 27 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:14,099 OH, MY GOD. 28 00:02:15,825 --> 00:02:17,654 DO ME A FAVOR. - YES? 29 00:02:17,723 --> 00:02:20,243 DON'T SAY ANYTHING. I WANT TO TREASURE THIS MOMENT. 30 00:02:20,312 --> 00:02:21,831 OKAY. I HAVEN'T -- 31 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:26,870 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN 20 YEARS, AND IT'S REALLY YOU. 32 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,046 OH, MY GOD. REALLY? 33 00:02:30,115 --> 00:02:32,290 YES. I'M SORRY. I HAVE -- 34 00:02:32,359 --> 00:02:35,085 NO. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW. YOU WOULDN'T REMEMBER ME. 35 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,363 NO. 36 00:02:36,432 --> 00:02:38,054 - I'D KNOW YOUR FACE ANYWHERE. - REALLY? 37 00:02:38,123 --> 00:02:39,711 YES. YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER. 38 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,402 - MY MO-- OH. - OH, MY GOD. 39 00:02:41,471 --> 00:02:43,715 WOULD -- WOULD YOU READ THIS? 40 00:02:43,784 --> 00:02:45,199 - READ THIS ALOUD. - OKAY. 41 00:02:45,268 --> 00:02:46,614 OKAY? 42 00:02:46,683 --> 00:02:48,927 "FOR THIS VERY SPECIAL REUNION. 43 00:02:48,996 --> 00:02:51,309 "TO MY GRANDCHILD -- AT LAST, WE ARE REUNITED. 44 00:02:51,378 --> 00:02:53,242 "JUST KNOW THAT GRANDMA LOVES YOU, 45 00:02:53,311 --> 00:02:55,865 AND I WILL NEVER, EVER LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT AGAIN." 46 00:02:57,315 --> 00:02:59,420 OH, MY GOD, AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 47 00:02:59,489 --> 00:03:01,146 NO. OH! 48 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,424 I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO RIDE THE MERRY-GO-ROUND 49 00:03:03,493 --> 00:03:04,701 AND TO GET LUNCH FOR YOU. 50 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:05,978 WILL YOU COME WITH ME? 51 00:03:06,047 --> 00:03:07,463 I-I'M SORRY. I DON'T -- 52 00:03:07,532 --> 00:03:08,981 I HAVE NO IDEA. 53 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:10,673 I'M YOUR GRANDMOTHER. 54 00:03:10,742 --> 00:03:12,778 MY GRANDMOTHER'S IN POLAND. 55 00:03:12,847 --> 00:03:14,780 - ARE YOU FROM POLAND? - YES. 56 00:03:14,849 --> 00:03:16,610 YES. I AM FROM POLAND. 57 00:03:16,679 --> 00:03:18,784 REALLY? YES. 58 00:03:18,853 --> 00:03:20,717 WHERE IN POLAND WERE YOU BORN? 59 00:03:20,786 --> 00:03:22,478 I WASN'T BORN IN POLAND. I WAS BORN HERE. 60 00:03:22,547 --> 00:03:23,582 I KNOW THAT. 61 00:03:23,651 --> 00:03:25,619 - REALLY? - I WOULD KNOW YOU ANYWHERE. 62 00:03:25,688 --> 00:03:27,690 OH, WELL... 63 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:31,832 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY. 64 00:03:31,901 --> 00:03:33,765 JUST TRY SAYING YOU LOVE YOUR GRANDMOTHER. 65 00:03:33,834 --> 00:03:35,422 I LOVE MY GRANDMA? 66 00:03:36,526 --> 00:03:37,631 DO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A HUG? 67 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:38,942 I'M SORRY. I REALLY -- 68 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:42,636 YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE A . 69 00:04:04,002 --> 00:04:05,279 EXCUSE ME. 70 00:04:05,348 --> 00:04:07,108 I-I-I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL MY WIFE. 71 00:04:07,177 --> 00:04:08,386 SHE WON'T ANSWER. 72 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:10,319 UM, SHE'S SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP. 73 00:04:10,388 --> 00:04:11,837 CAN -- DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TEXT? 74 00:04:11,906 --> 00:04:13,736 TEXT? YEAH. I CAN'T SEE THE KEYBOARD. 75 00:04:13,805 --> 00:04:15,807 NO PROBLEM. 76 00:04:15,876 --> 00:04:18,050 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL HER? OKAY. 77 00:04:18,119 --> 00:04:21,675 SWEETIE, YOU DIDN'T PICK ME UP. 78 00:04:21,744 --> 00:04:24,022 THIS IS THE LAST TIME. 79 00:04:26,507 --> 00:04:28,302 "THIS IS THE LAST TIME"?YEAH. 80 00:04:28,371 --> 00:04:30,787 I'M DIVORCING YOU. 81 00:04:32,444 --> 00:04:34,757 JUST SEND IT. I GOT TO CATCH A CAB. 82 00:04:34,826 --> 00:04:36,172 SEND? YEAH. 83 00:04:36,241 --> 00:04:38,416 THANKS A LOT. NO PROBLEM. 84 00:04:38,485 --> 00:04:40,245 YOU'RE A HERO. 85 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,336 WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE BURGERS? 86 00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:06,340 WHAT? 87 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,586 NO, NO. WHERE'D YOU GET THE BURGERS? 88 00:05:13,485 --> 00:05:14,866 WHERE'D YOU GET THEM? 89 00:05:24,082 --> 00:05:26,878 I'LL RAISE YOU TWO BLUES AND A WHITE. 90 00:05:26,947 --> 00:05:28,466 UH... 91 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:31,710 I'LL CALL. 92 00:05:31,779 --> 00:05:33,402 FULL HOUSE. 93 00:05:33,471 --> 00:05:34,748 KINGS OVER 10s. 94 00:05:34,817 --> 00:05:37,233 DARN IT. YOU CLEANED ME OUT. 95 00:05:37,302 --> 00:05:39,891 DON'T BLAME ME. I SUGGESTED STRIP POKER. 96 00:05:40,961 --> 00:05:42,687 HERE WE COME. 97 00:05:42,756 --> 00:05:44,585 YEAH. YES. 98 00:06:13,856 --> 00:06:15,547 OH. HELLO? HI, JIM. 99 00:06:15,616 --> 00:06:17,066 YEAH. YEAH. 100 00:06:29,665 --> 00:06:31,080 Betty: I AM SO HONORED 101 00:06:31,149 --> 00:06:33,565 THAT THE SMITHSONIAN WANTS SOME OF MY MEMORABILIA. 102 00:06:33,634 --> 00:06:35,291 OH, NO, NO. WE'RE HONORED, MS. WHITE. 103 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,397 WE MAKE IT OUR POLICY TO SEEK OUT TREASURED ITEMS 104 00:06:37,466 --> 00:06:39,606 FROM SOME OF THE BIGGEST STARS IN TELEVISION HISTORY. 105 00:06:41,055 --> 00:06:43,782 WELL, UH, THIS IS THE DRESS I WORE AS SUE ANN 106 00:06:43,851 --> 00:06:46,889 ON THE FINAL EPISODE OF "THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW." 107 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:48,477 WOW. 108 00:06:48,546 --> 00:06:51,031 AND THIS SCRIPT, SIGNED BY ALL OF US, 109 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,447 IS FROM THE FIRST SEASON OF "GOLDEN GIRLS." 110 00:06:53,516 --> 00:06:54,793 MM. 111 00:06:54,862 --> 00:06:57,347 OH, WHAT ABOUT THESE BEADS? WHAT EPISODE ARE THEY FROM? 112 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,108 OH, NO. THOSE AREN'T FROM TV. 113 00:06:59,177 --> 00:07:02,422 I MADE A TRIP TO MARDI GRAS IN 2004. 114 00:07:02,491 --> 00:07:06,702 AS YOU CAN SEE, IT WAS REALLY COLD ON THAT BALCONY. 115 00:07:14,710 --> 00:07:17,747 - ...ANYTHING LIKE I PICTURED HER. - NO. 116 00:07:17,816 --> 00:07:19,300 HI. HI. 117 00:07:19,369 --> 00:07:22,165 DID YOU ALL FINISH YOUR, UH, LITTLE MENUS THERE -- 118 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:23,684 - YOUR CHOICES? - YOU MEAN OUR TESTS? 119 00:07:23,753 --> 00:07:24,754 YOUR TEST, YES. 120 00:07:26,031 --> 00:07:27,585 - YES, WE'RE DONE. - OKAY. 121 00:07:27,654 --> 00:07:29,863 NOW, LET'S SEE. 122 00:07:29,932 --> 00:07:32,969 YOU'VE CHOSEN THE IMPORTED SWISS FOR YOUR CHEESE. 123 00:07:33,038 --> 00:07:34,108 YES. 124 00:07:34,177 --> 00:07:35,834 UNFORTUNATELY, WE ARE OUT OF THAT. 125 00:07:35,903 --> 00:07:37,526 IS THERE A SECOND CHOICE? 126 00:07:37,595 --> 00:07:39,182 TILLAMOOK CHEDDAR. 127 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:40,390 OH, TILLAMOOK CHEDDAR. 128 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,358 WE'RE ACTUALLY OUT OF THAT, AS WELL. 129 00:07:42,427 --> 00:07:43,497 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 130 00:07:43,566 --> 00:07:44,878 WHAT DO YOU HAVE? 131 00:07:44,947 --> 00:07:47,087 WE HAVE -- WELL, WE'RE OUT OF SOME OF THE CHEESES 132 00:07:47,156 --> 00:07:49,089 THAT WE NORMALLY CARRY. 133 00:07:49,158 --> 00:07:50,608 UH, LET'S SEE. 134 00:07:50,677 --> 00:07:52,782 WE'RE OUT OF THE BLUE CHEESE, THE FETA, THE GRUYèRE, 135 00:07:52,851 --> 00:07:54,715 THE GOAT CHEESE, THE CHEDDAR, THE SWISS, THE JACK -- 136 00:07:54,784 --> 00:07:56,337 ARE YOU KIDDING? 137 00:07:56,406 --> 00:07:59,548 NO. BUT WE HAVE A LOT OF CHEESES. 138 00:07:59,617 --> 00:08:01,032 BUT, UM, IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE YOU WANT? 139 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:02,171 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 140 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,724 LET ME SEE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT -- 141 00:08:03,793 --> 00:08:04,760 OKAY. 142 00:08:04,829 --> 00:08:06,624 SORRY. OKAY. 143 00:08:06,693 --> 00:08:08,280 WELL, JUST CHOOSE ONE. 144 00:08:08,349 --> 00:08:10,938 - I CHOSE TWO, AND YOU DON'T HAVE THEM. - WELL... 145 00:08:11,007 --> 00:08:12,457 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 146 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,355 LET ME -- LET ME TAKE THIS FROM YOU. 147 00:08:14,424 --> 00:08:17,842 IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM THAT YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, 148 00:08:17,911 --> 00:08:20,396 SO WHY DON'T I JUST MAKE THE DECISION FOR YOU? 149 00:08:20,465 --> 00:08:21,708 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. - OKAY. 150 00:08:21,777 --> 00:08:22,847 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WHOA. 151 00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:24,676 ARE YOU SERIOUS? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 152 00:08:24,745 --> 00:08:26,989 OH, HELL, NO. I'M LEAVING. 153 00:08:27,058 --> 00:08:28,508 UM... EXCUSE -- 154 00:08:28,577 --> 00:08:31,131 WHO IS THAT? 155 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:39,139 HEY. I GOT A QUESTION. 156 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:40,381 YEAH. 157 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:42,970 I HAVE A WOMAN UPSTAIRS. I MET HER AT A BAR. 158 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:45,525 SHE'S WAITING FOR ME, AND SHE KEEPS SAYING, 159 00:08:45,594 --> 00:08:48,148 "THE CARPET DOESN'T MATCH THE DRAPES." 160 00:08:48,217 --> 00:08:51,323 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 161 00:08:51,392 --> 00:08:53,740 IT MEANS HER PUBIC HAIR DOESN'T MATCH, UH, 162 00:08:53,809 --> 00:08:55,431 THE REST OF HER BODY HAIR. 163 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,916 OH. SO SHE'S NOT COLOR COORDINATED, THEN. 164 00:08:57,985 --> 00:08:59,746 IS THAT THE -- IS THAT -- THAT'S -- THAT'S -- YEAH. 165 00:08:59,815 --> 00:09:01,368 - THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. - THAT'S THE GIST OF IT, 166 00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:02,472 BUT IT'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF. 167 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,577 IT'S ALWAYS AN ADVENTURE. 168 00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:06,338 HEY. I'M NOT AN INTERIOR DECORATOR. 169 00:09:06,407 --> 00:09:07,926 - NEITHER AM I. THAT MAKES TWO OF US. - RIGHT, RIGHT. 170 00:09:07,995 --> 00:09:09,790 - DON'T KEEP HER WAITING. - OKAY. THANKS, PAL. 171 00:09:09,859 --> 00:09:11,136 YOU'RE A CLASSY GUY. 172 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:27,567 Man: YOUNG LADY. 173 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:31,674 DO YOU REALIZE HOW FAST YOU'RE MOVING IN HERE? 174 00:09:31,743 --> 00:09:33,193 WHAT? 175 00:09:33,262 --> 00:09:35,333 YOU'RE OVER THE SPEED LIMIT. 5 MILES AN HOUR. 176 00:09:35,402 --> 00:09:36,852 DID YOU SEE THE SIGN? 177 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:39,337 PEDESTRIAN SPEED LIMIT IS 5 MILES AN HOUR. 178 00:09:39,406 --> 00:09:40,545 HOW FAST WAS I -- 179 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,444 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. JUST STEP BACK FOR ME. 180 00:09:43,513 --> 00:09:45,550 I COULD CITE YOU, BUT JUST -- THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 181 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:48,242 JUST SHOW ME YOU CAN PROGRESS 182 00:09:48,311 --> 00:09:50,486 AT A RATE LESS THAN 5 MILES AN HOUR. 183 00:09:50,555 --> 00:09:53,972 COME ON. 184 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,387 OH, STOP. 185 00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:56,665 OKAY. 186 00:09:56,734 --> 00:09:59,357 OKAY. GOOD, GOOD. 187 00:09:59,426 --> 00:10:01,186 OH, BY THE WAY, LOVE YOUR SCARF. 188 00:10:01,255 --> 00:10:02,463 THANK YOU. 189 00:10:02,532 --> 00:10:04,465 - HAVE A GOOD ONE. - HAVE A GOOD DAY. 190 00:10:11,472 --> 00:10:13,233 OH, EXCUSE ME. 191 00:10:13,302 --> 00:10:14,959 YES, SIR. YEAH. 192 00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:17,202 I'M SENDING MY GRANDDAUGHTER A POSTCARD, 193 00:10:17,271 --> 00:10:19,342 AND I'M HAVING TROUBLE SPELLING A WORD. 194 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,723 CAN YOU HELP ME? 195 00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:22,207 SURE. WHAT ARE YOU SPELLING? 196 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:24,140 WELL, I'M TRYING TO SPELL "PERSISTENT"... 197 00:10:24,209 --> 00:10:25,141 OH, "PERSISTENT." 198 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:26,487 ... "HEMORRHOIDS." 199 00:10:28,179 --> 00:10:32,010 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL THAT, I DON'T THINK. 200 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:34,185 UH... "PERSISTENT" -- 201 00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:38,189 P-E-R-S-I-S-T-A-N-T IS "PERSISTENT." 202 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:40,294 I'M GETTING A FLARE-UP. I'M SORRY. 203 00:10:40,363 --> 00:10:43,573 I-I GOT TO FIND A -- A -- A PHARMACY OR SOMETHING. 204 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:55,931 A NICE STEAMY CUP OF CHAMOMILE -- 205 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,209 IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY. 206 00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,327 AAH! 207 00:11:13,396 --> 00:11:14,915 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 208 00:11:31,069 --> 00:11:33,416 AAAH! 209 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,040 EXCUSE ME. 210 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:57,889 CAN YOU HELP ME? 211 00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,097 SURE. WHAT DO YOU NEED? 212 00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:00,892 I JUST CAN'T REACH UP THERE, 213 00:12:00,961 --> 00:12:03,274 AND I'M JUST TRYING TO PUT THE BLUE IN A CIRCLE. 214 00:12:03,343 --> 00:12:05,276 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT ALL DAY. 215 00:12:05,345 --> 00:12:06,829 DON'T YOU THINK IT LOOKS GOOD? 216 00:12:06,898 --> 00:12:09,590 I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS YOUR VAN? 217 00:12:09,659 --> 00:12:10,833 ABSOLUTELY. 218 00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:12,490 ABSOLUTELY. I'M NOT GONNA GET IN TROUBLE? 219 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:15,424 NO, NO, NO, NO. I JUST WANT IT AROUND THE TOP. 220 00:12:17,115 --> 00:12:18,254 YEAH. ARE YOU POSITIVE? 221 00:12:18,323 --> 00:12:21,188 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. GO FOR IT. 222 00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:22,500 ALL RIGHT. 223 00:12:22,569 --> 00:12:25,434 UP HERE? YEAH. 224 00:12:25,503 --> 00:12:27,332 - OH, IT'S GREAT. - MISS. 225 00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:29,610 A LITTLE MORE. A LITTLE MORE. 226 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:30,957 WHAT'S GOING ON, MISS? 227 00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:33,235 SHE'S ASKING ME TO SPRAY-PAINT HER VAN. 228 00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:36,134 OH, THESE KIDS AND THEIR DAMN GRAFFITI. 229 00:12:36,203 --> 00:12:38,792 WHAT'S GOING ON, MISS? 230 00:12:38,861 --> 00:12:40,311 REQUESTING BACKUP. 231 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:41,830 A DEFACING PRIVATE PROPERTY. 232 00:12:41,899 --> 00:12:43,866 PLACE THAT ON THE GROUND, MA'AM. 233 00:12:43,935 --> 00:12:46,386 PLEASE PLACE IT ON THE GROUND. 234 00:12:46,455 --> 00:12:48,837 YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE. 235 00:12:48,906 --> 00:12:50,424 WHAT STREET AM I ON? 236 00:12:50,493 --> 00:12:52,633 WHAT STREET AM I ON? 237 00:13:02,989 --> 00:13:04,404 BETTY WHITE! BETTY WHITE! PLEASE! PLEASE! 238 00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:06,164 JUST A FEW MOMENTS OF YOUR TIME. 239 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:07,510 WHY, OF COURSE. 240 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,443 UH, RELAX. WE'RE COOL. 241 00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,687 YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB. 242 00:13:11,756 --> 00:13:13,447 SERIOUSLY, I'M -- I'M A HUGE FAN. 243 00:13:13,516 --> 00:13:16,657 AWW, THANK YOU. YOU ARE SO SWEET. 244 00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:18,936 YOU ARE SO NICE. 245 00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:21,386 SERIOUSLY, I MEAN, HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE ME 246 00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:22,560 THAT BOTHER YOU THIS WAY? 247 00:13:22,629 --> 00:13:25,045 WITH THIS. 248 00:13:25,114 --> 00:13:26,184 IS THAT A TASER? 249 00:13:26,253 --> 00:13:28,946 YOU KNOW, IN ALL THE EXCITEMENT, 250 00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:30,395 I CAN'T REMEMBER 251 00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:33,329 IF I CHARGED THIS THIS MORNING OR NOT. 252 00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:35,676 YOU'VE GOT TO ASK YOURSELF ONE QUESTION -- 253 00:13:35,745 --> 00:13:37,851 DO I FEEL LUCKY? 254 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,234 WELL, DO YOU, PUNK? 255 00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:42,822 EEE! 256 00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:46,687 RUNNING ONLY MAKES HIM MAD! 257 00:13:46,756 --> 00:13:49,449 PLAY DEAD! 258 00:13:49,518 --> 00:13:52,832 AND HOPE IT ISN'T MATING SEASON! 259 00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:57,526 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - COME ON! COME ON! 260 00:13:59,562 --> 00:14:01,702 OHH! WHOO! 261 00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:07,260 I WANT TO GO ON THE TRAIN! 262 00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:22,827 Woman: HELLO. 263 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,725 HELLO. HI. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 264 00:14:24,794 --> 00:14:26,244 I'M DAVE. 265 00:14:26,313 --> 00:14:28,591 DAVE -- OH, THAT'S A NICE, SOLID, YOU KNOW, SEXY NAME. 266 00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:32,872 SO, UM...DAVE, 267 00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:35,840 DO YOU LIKE TO, UM, HANG OUT AND HAVE FUN? 268 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:38,325 OF COURSE. ALL THE TIME. 269 00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:40,465 - YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER? - HOW LONG? 270 00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:43,158 40 YEARS. CONGRATULATIONS. 271 00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:44,642 AND YOU KNOW WHAT OUR SECRET IS? 272 00:14:44,711 --> 00:14:46,506 WHAT? VARIETY. 273 00:14:46,575 --> 00:14:47,576 VARIETY? 274 00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:49,612 YOU KNOW, MY WIFE IS KIND OF SHY. 275 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,063 WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS TO KNOW IS, 276 00:14:52,132 --> 00:14:54,341 WOULD LIKE TO GET ALL UP IN HER ? 277 00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:56,412 REALLY? 278 00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:57,931 I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING 279 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,313 THERE'S PROBABLY A LOT OF, YOU KNOW, MILEAGE ON HER TIRES, 280 00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:01,693 BUT I'M HERE TO TELL YOU 281 00:15:01,762 --> 00:15:03,281 THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF GAS LEFT IN HER TANK. 282 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:04,317 OH. 283 00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:05,456 YEAH. 284 00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:07,147 WELL, I'M ALL RIGHT. I APPRECIATE THAT. 285 00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:29,376 HI. 286 00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:31,792 I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU ON THE PHONE, 287 00:15:31,861 --> 00:15:34,347 - BUT COULD YOU HOLD THIS A MINUTE? - SURE. 288 00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:35,727 ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪ 289 00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:36,832 ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪ 290 00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:38,351 ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪ 291 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:41,009 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ 292 00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:42,872 THANK YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 293 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:43,873 THANK YOU. 294 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,289 OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 295 00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:46,531 UM... 296 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,601 YES? 297 00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:48,948 IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY. 298 00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:50,121 - IT ISN'T? - NO. 299 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:51,571 OH. 300 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,435 BUT YOU DID A REALLY GOOD JOB. 301 00:15:53,504 --> 00:15:56,714 LET'S TRY IT AGAIN AND -- "IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY." 302 00:15:56,783 --> 00:15:57,818 OKAY. OH, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. 303 00:15:57,887 --> 00:15:59,579 YOU GET A YEAR'S WORTH OF TRAVEL -- 304 00:15:59,648 --> 00:16:01,167 - A VOUCHER FOR A WHOLE YEAR. - IT'S COMING UP. 305 00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:03,307 IT'S GOT TO BE TODAY, SO WORK WITH ME, OKAY? 306 00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:04,446 OKAY. OKAY. 307 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:06,724 HOLD THIS PLEASE. OKAY. 308 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:08,139 ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪ 309 00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,554 ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 310 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:11,729 ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪BYE. 311 00:16:11,798 --> 00:16:17,010 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU FROM ALL OF US ♪ 312 00:16:17,079 --> 00:16:18,080 THANK YOU. 313 00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:20,048 YES, IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY, RIGHT? 314 00:16:20,117 --> 00:16:22,050 YEAH. YES. 315 00:16:22,119 --> 00:16:23,568 I DON'T -- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 316 00:16:23,637 --> 00:16:25,329 I'M NOT -- I'M NOT A VERY GOOD ACTRESS. 317 00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:27,469 - I'M SORRY. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. - SORRY. 318 00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:28,780 TOO BAD. 319 00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:40,585 HI. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY -- 320 00:16:40,654 --> 00:16:42,346 TO SAMPLE SOME OF OUR FRUIT TART? 321 00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:44,486 - SURE. - OKAY. 322 00:16:44,555 --> 00:16:45,590 THEY'RE LOOKING SO -- AAH! 323 00:16:45,659 --> 00:16:48,076 OH, MY GOSH. 324 00:16:48,145 --> 00:16:50,250 HERE YOU GO. 325 00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:52,528 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE NAPKINS. 326 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,304 OH, HI THERE. 327 00:17:09,373 --> 00:17:12,169 I WAS JUST LOOKING OVER MY OFFICIAL BIOGRAPHY 328 00:17:12,238 --> 00:17:15,689 THAT MY PUBLIC-RELATIONS FIRM PUT TOGETHER FOR ME. 329 00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:19,831 "BETTY WHITE WAS BORN IN A LOG CABIN IN ILLINOIS. 330 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:24,077 "BY AGE 15, SHE WAS THE YOUNGEST EVER MISS AMERICA. 331 00:17:24,146 --> 00:17:26,976 BY AGE 18, SHE HAD LOST HER VIR--" 332 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,979 OH. 333 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,293 "BY AGE 26, SHE HAD WON THE GOLD MEDAL 334 00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:37,125 FOR THE 100-METER DASH IN THE LONDON OLYMPICS." 335 00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:38,609 I -- UGH. 336 00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:41,301 NO, I-I CAN'T APPROVE THIS. 337 00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:43,476 NO. NO WAY. 338 00:17:43,545 --> 00:17:48,791 NOBODY'S GOING TO BELIEVE THAT I WAS BORN IN A LOG CABIN. 339 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,862 OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 340 00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:30,523 Woman: EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, SIR. 341 00:18:30,592 --> 00:18:32,559 COULD YOU TURN AROUND FOR ME, PLEASE? 342 00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:36,874 WHAT DO YOU THINK, LADIES? 343 00:18:36,943 --> 00:18:38,841 REALLY GOOD. 344 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,705 OH, WOW. 345 00:18:40,774 --> 00:18:43,052 VERY, VERY CUTE. 346 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,193 I THINK YOU'RE MORE THAN A 3. 347 00:18:45,262 --> 00:18:47,160 - THANK YOU. - I APPROVE. 348 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,262 IS THIS THE END OF THE LINE? UM... 349 00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:22,747 I'D LIKE TWO TICKETS TO SAN FRANCISCO, PLEASE. 350 00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:23,886 YEAH, IF YOU JUST TURN AROUND, 351 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:24,853 THE TICKET BOOTH'S THE OTHER WAY. 352 00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,510 TURN AROUND? OH, OKAY. 353 00:19:26,579 --> 00:19:27,890 OKAY, OKAY. TURN AROUND. 354 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:28,788 NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE YET. 355 00:19:28,857 --> 00:19:30,479 THERE'S ONE MORE PERSON. 356 00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:36,451 - OKAY. - SIR, YOU'RE STILL WAITING IN LINE. 357 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,935 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 358 00:19:38,004 --> 00:19:40,006 I-I WANT TWO TICKETS TO SAN FRANCISCO. 359 00:19:40,075 --> 00:19:41,110 FIRST CLASS. 360 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,250 OKAY, ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 361 00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:43,423 THE WOMAN'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 362 00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:44,735 SHE'S HELPING A CUSTOMER RIGHT NOW. 363 00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:46,668 SO IF YOU TURN AROUND... 364 00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:49,118 TURN AROUND? UH-HUH. 365 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,880 OKAY, I TURN AROUND. I TURN AROUND. 366 00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:54,158 OKAY, NOW -- NO. HALFWAY. 367 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,711 - HALF-TURN. - OH. 368 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,506 HALFWAY? 369 00:19:57,575 --> 00:19:59,198 - NO, OTHER WAY. - OH, OH, OH. 370 00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:00,854 - OKAY. OKAY. - STAY LIKE THAT. 371 00:20:00,923 --> 00:20:02,442 OKAY. 372 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,965 180? 373 00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:10,519 A 180-DEGREE TURN -- JUST TURN -- 374 00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:13,039 IT COST $180? NO. 375 00:20:13,108 --> 00:20:15,041 JUST TURN TO -- 376 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:17,008 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? SURE. 377 00:20:17,077 --> 00:20:20,253 DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO? PLAID IS OUT. 378 00:20:20,322 --> 00:20:22,807 OH, YOU'RE SUCH A JERK! 379 00:20:37,374 --> 00:20:38,478 DON'T MIND ME. 380 00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:40,618 I'M TRYING OUT A HOT NEW TREND 381 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:42,793 ALL THE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE CRAZY ABOUT. 382 00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:44,484 THEY CALL IT "PLANKING." 383 00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:47,660 I CALL IT "NAPPING." 384 00:20:47,729 --> 00:20:50,352 AND I LOVE IT. 385 00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:52,078 GOOD NIGHT. 26050

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