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HOLD ON. 14 00:01:42,999 --> 00:01:46,036 BETTY, YOU HAVE SUCH A SWEET, LOVING FACE. 15 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,969 NOBODY WOULD CALL THE COPS ON YOU. 16 00:01:48,038 --> 00:01:50,869 PLUS, I GET AWAY WITH A WHOLE LOT MORE WHEN I'M A WHITE LADY. 17 00:01:52,491 --> 00:01:54,148 ME TOO. 18 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:08,680 DO YOU HAVE AN ASPIRIN? I HAVE A BIT OF A HEADACHE. 19 00:02:08,749 --> 00:02:10,578 - HEY, GET BACK HERE! - OH, I GOT TO GO! I GOT TO GO! 20 00:02:10,647 --> 00:02:11,752 I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! 21 00:02:11,821 --> 00:02:14,375 HEY, JIMMY, WE GOT A RUNNER. 22 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:32,738 HERE YOU GO. 23 00:02:32,807 --> 00:02:34,982 - THANK YOU. - SORRY FOR THE GLOVES. 24 00:02:35,051 --> 00:02:37,640 I'M DEALING WITH A NIGHTMARE THING IN THE TOILET BACK THERE. 25 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:42,334 - I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. - THANKS. 26 00:02:47,443 --> 00:02:48,823 Man: 27 00:02:53,863 --> 00:02:56,866 WE SHOULD PROBABLY SWAP THESE OUT 28 00:02:56,935 --> 00:02:58,247 JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE. 29 00:02:58,316 --> 00:03:00,628 OKAY. YOU DIDN'T DRINK OUT OF IT DID YOU? 30 00:03:02,078 --> 00:03:03,528 OKAY. 31 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:12,537 DID YOU DRINK ANY? 32 00:03:12,606 --> 00:03:14,884 I DID! OH, NO. 33 00:03:38,287 --> 00:03:39,978 OH. 34 00:03:40,047 --> 00:03:43,223 HEY, GIRL. HOW YOU DOING? 35 00:03:43,292 --> 00:03:46,536 GIRL, I WENT TO THIS PARTY LAST NIGHT. 36 00:03:46,605 --> 00:03:49,539 HOO -- IT WAS OFF THE CHAIN. 37 00:03:50,989 --> 00:03:53,371 OH, YEAH. THERE WERE ALL THESE YOUNG GUYS THERE. 38 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,993 YOU KNOW THE KIND I LIKE. 39 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,860 GIRL, WHAT THEY LACK IN EXPERIENCE, 40 00:03:59,929 --> 00:04:02,966 THEY MAKE UP IN STAMINA. 41 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,831 I DRANK THE PUNCH, AND IT MUST HAVE BEEN SPIKED, 42 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:09,318 'CAUSE THE NEXT THING I KNOW I AM UPSTAIRS IN THE BEDROOM 43 00:04:09,387 --> 00:04:11,872 WITH THIS YOUNG GUY. 44 00:04:13,218 --> 00:04:14,978 OH, YEAH, WELL, THEN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 45 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,187 I AM DOING HIM RIGHT THERE IN THE HOT TUB. 46 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,120 MM-HMM. 47 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:21,640 LET'S JUST SAY HE WAS GIFTED, ALL RIGHT? 48 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:26,680 OH, YEAH, BUT NOW I'M HUNG OVER, GIRL. 49 00:04:26,749 --> 00:04:28,923 I GOT THIS HEADACHE. AND LET ME CALL YOU BACK. 50 00:04:28,992 --> 00:04:30,649 I THINK I'M FEELING A LITTLE SICK. 51 00:04:30,718 --> 00:04:32,237 OKAY, BYE-BYE. 52 00:04:41,902 --> 00:04:44,111 SHE SAID SHE WAS DOING HIM. 53 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,704 AND SHE SAID, "WHAT THEY LACK IN EXPERIENCE 54 00:04:50,773 --> 00:04:52,602 THEY MAKE UP IN STAMINA." 55 00:05:02,647 --> 00:05:04,165 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MELON? 56 00:05:04,234 --> 00:05:05,753 OH, IT'S A SPAGHETTI SQUASH. 57 00:05:05,822 --> 00:05:07,755 - OH, IT'S A SPAGHETTI SQUASH? - YEAH. 58 00:05:07,824 --> 00:05:09,792 OH, I DON'T LIKE THAT. 59 00:05:09,861 --> 00:05:11,449 OH. I'M JUST TRY-- 60 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:15,315 NO. UH, YOU -- YOU EAT THESE? 61 00:05:15,384 --> 00:05:16,557 - MACADAMIA NUTS? - YEAH. 62 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:17,938 I LOVE 'EM. YOU DO? 63 00:05:18,007 --> 00:05:19,767 YEAH. I DON'T LIKE THAT. 64 00:05:19,836 --> 00:05:21,044 OH. BRUSSELS SPROUTS. 65 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:22,701 - BRUSSELS SPROUTS. - SEE, I'M BEING HEALTHY. 66 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:24,979 I'LL TAKE THESE. THANKS. 67 00:05:35,058 --> 00:05:36,888 SOME VIEWERS HAVE SAID 68 00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:39,235 THAT OUR PRANKS CAN BE A LITTLE DANGEROUS. 69 00:05:39,304 --> 00:05:43,446 I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW WE TEST EVERYTHING FOR SAFETY. 70 00:05:43,515 --> 00:05:44,689 HERE YOU GO, BETTY. 71 00:05:44,758 --> 00:05:46,932 OH, THANK YOU, MICHAEL. 72 00:05:49,418 --> 00:05:52,144 AAAAH! 73 00:05:52,213 --> 00:05:54,940 NOW, YOU SEE, THAT'S NOT SAFE. 74 00:05:55,009 --> 00:05:57,080 SO WE WON'T USE THAT ONE. 75 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:13,476 WATCH YOURSELF, OKAY? 76 00:06:16,548 --> 00:06:18,274 OKAY. 77 00:06:22,278 --> 00:06:25,385 YES! YES! HA! 78 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:33,531 THAT WAS THE STRANGEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 79 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,844 MAN, HE JUST REALLY DID NOT LIKE THOSE MUGS. 80 00:06:47,683 --> 00:06:48,684 OH. 81 00:06:48,753 --> 00:06:50,996 HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THE SHOW. 82 00:06:51,065 --> 00:06:54,344 I'M JUST SITTING HERE, ENJOYING MY VIEW. 83 00:06:58,694 --> 00:07:00,627 BETTY, I'M GONNA GET GOING NOW. 84 00:07:00,696 --> 00:07:03,492 OH, THANK YOU, SERGIO. YOU'VE DONE A GREAT JOB. 85 00:07:03,561 --> 00:07:04,976 IT'S ALWAYS MY PLEASURE. YOU KNOW THAT. 86 00:07:05,045 --> 00:07:06,356 COME BACK TOMORROW? 87 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,945 MAYBE YOU CAN ACTUALLY CLEAN THE POOL. 88 00:07:10,326 --> 00:07:12,017 AHH. 89 00:07:21,648 --> 00:07:24,513 LISTEN, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR ONE SECOND. 90 00:07:24,582 --> 00:07:26,929 ARE YOU OKAY? I'M FINE. 91 00:07:26,998 --> 00:07:29,379 YOU'RE NOT A PERVERT? ARE YOU? 92 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,692 NOT EXACTLY, BUT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU -- 93 00:07:31,761 --> 00:07:33,038 DO NOT TELL ANYBODY 94 00:07:33,107 --> 00:07:35,558 I'M NOT WEARING ANYTHING UNDER THIS TRENCHCOAT. OKAY? 95 00:07:35,627 --> 00:07:37,940 - IT'S OUR SECRET. - THANKS. 96 00:07:38,009 --> 00:07:39,907 OKAY. BYE. 97 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,303 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 98 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:57,856 WHERE DO YOU GET THAT? 99 00:07:57,925 --> 00:07:59,168 UM... 100 00:07:59,237 --> 00:08:00,618 FROM THE CEREAL AISLE. 101 00:08:00,687 --> 00:08:03,724 REALLY? WELL, I'LL JUST TAKE THIS. 102 00:08:03,793 --> 00:08:05,554 - OH, AND -- OH, I LIKE THESE BEANS, TOO. - EXCUSE ME? 103 00:08:05,623 --> 00:08:07,417 NO, NO, NO, NO. 104 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,420 I'M SHARING. 105 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,836 WHAT? 106 00:08:27,576 --> 00:08:29,923 YOU'RE TOO SLOW. WHAT TAKES YOU SO LONG? 107 00:08:29,992 --> 00:08:31,683 CAN'T YOU HURRY? 108 00:08:31,752 --> 00:08:33,754 YOU'RE TOO SLOW. 109 00:08:33,823 --> 00:08:35,653 - Woman: LET'S GO. - YOU'RE TOO SLOW. 110 00:08:35,722 --> 00:08:37,689 COME ON! 111 00:09:23,632 --> 00:09:25,806 WE GOTCHA. WE GOTCHA! 112 00:09:47,138 --> 00:09:49,347 THAT IS GROSS. 113 00:09:49,416 --> 00:09:51,107 WHAT? 114 00:09:54,490 --> 00:09:57,079 OH, HEY, THANKS FOR COVERING FOR ME. 115 00:09:57,148 --> 00:09:58,287 OOH! 116 00:10:12,025 --> 00:10:13,509 EXCUSE ME? 117 00:10:13,578 --> 00:10:16,132 I FORGOT MY GLASSES. CAN YOU READ THIS TEXT? 118 00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:18,618 IT SAYS, "WHERE ARE YOU?" 119 00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:20,620 DO -- DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TEXT? 120 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:22,000 DO I KNOW HOW TO TEXT? YEAH. 121 00:10:22,069 --> 00:10:23,036 YEAH. 122 00:10:23,105 --> 00:10:25,555 CAN YOU SAY, "I'M IN LONG BEACH"? 123 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,558 THAT'S IT? JUST "IN LONG BEACH"?YEAH. 124 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,870 THERE YOU GO. 125 00:10:29,939 --> 00:10:31,631 THANK YOU. 126 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:32,942 NO PROBLEM. 127 00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:35,151 GOOD LUCK. YEAH. 128 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,119 OH, WAIT. 129 00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:40,881 SHE JUST SENT ME SOMETHING. CAN YOU READ THAT? 130 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:42,331 WHAT DOES IT SAY? 131 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,402 IT SAYS, "I'M AT HOME NAKED." 132 00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:46,093 - Woman: IS THAT WHAT IT SAYS? - YES. 133 00:10:46,162 --> 00:10:47,267 I GUESS I'D BETTER GO. 134 00:10:47,336 --> 00:10:48,924 OH, MY GOSH. 135 00:10:59,382 --> 00:11:00,521 OKAY, LOU. HERE WE GO. 136 00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:01,764 HUH? ALL RIGHT. 137 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,248 ALL RIGHT. THERE YOU GO. 138 00:11:07,114 --> 00:11:08,426 ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT. 139 00:11:08,495 --> 00:11:10,946 HAVE A GREAT DAY. ALL RIGHT. 140 00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:34,348 "4-LETTER WORD." 141 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:38,628 "4-LETTER WORD FOR SOMETHING YOU'D SEE WAVING FROM A POLE"? 142 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,320 FLAG. 143 00:11:40,389 --> 00:11:42,391 OR IS IT "SLUT"? 144 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:45,325 I-I MEAN, BOTH -- BOTH WORK. 145 00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:48,017 SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT KEEPING YOUR BRAIN SHARP? 146 00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:49,674 UH... 147 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:55,266 S-L-U-T. 148 00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:57,406 AHH. 149 00:12:07,243 --> 00:12:09,245 HEY, MAN. LOOK AT THAT. 150 00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:10,522 WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING THERE? 151 00:12:10,591 --> 00:12:11,972 - WHAT IS THAT? - PEPSI. 152 00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:14,975 THANKS. I LOVE THAT. APPRECIATE IT. 153 00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:19,290 WHAT? 154 00:12:37,101 --> 00:12:39,966 EXCUSE ME? CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 155 00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:42,313 MY GRAND-NIECE IS GETTING MARRIED, 156 00:12:42,382 --> 00:12:44,108 AND IT'S SEMI-FORMAL. 157 00:12:44,177 --> 00:12:45,868 AM I DRESSED OKAY FOR THAT? 158 00:12:45,937 --> 00:12:46,938 OH, I THINK SO. REALLY? 159 00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:48,008 - DEFINITELY. - YEAH. 160 00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:49,734 DO MOST YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY 161 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,288 - HAVE SEX BEFORE THEY GET MARRIED? - MOST. 162 00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:53,531 YEAH. THEY DO? 163 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,946 WELL, THESE KIDS HAVE NEVER LIVED TOGETHER, 164 00:12:55,015 --> 00:12:56,292 THEY'VE NEVER BEEN TOGETHER. 165 00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:57,777 I THINK THAT'S AWFUL. 166 00:12:57,846 --> 00:13:00,710 YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T BUY A COW UNLESS I TASTED THE MILK. 167 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,091 WOULD YOU? 168 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,128 I USED TO GO WITH THIS GUY WHO SAID, 169 00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:05,957 "IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT. 170 00:13:06,026 --> 00:13:07,752 IT'S THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN." 171 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,444 I THINK THAT'S BULL . 172 00:13:10,513 --> 00:13:12,136 I MEAN, WHAT IF THE BOAT IS A DINGY, 173 00:13:12,205 --> 00:13:14,552 OR, ON THE OTHER HAND, 174 00:13:14,621 --> 00:13:16,036 WHAT IF IT'S THE SIZE OF THE TITANIC? 175 00:13:16,105 --> 00:13:19,764 I WOULDN'T WANT THAT SMASHING INTO MY ICEBERG, YOU KNOW? 176 00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:23,388 BLESS HIS HEART, WHEN MY HUSBAND WAS LIVING, 177 00:13:23,457 --> 00:13:25,287 HE WAS A PINK SUBMARINE. 178 00:13:25,356 --> 00:13:27,220 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 179 00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:28,946 WHAT IS HE WORKING WITH? 180 00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:31,258 HE'S GOOD. 181 00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:33,157 I THINK I'M DOING ALL RIGHT. 182 00:13:41,372 --> 00:13:45,169 HE IS THE WORLD'S BEST COMPUTER HACKER. 183 00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:49,242 SITTING ON THE BOULEVARD, THEY CALL HIM, "THE BOULEVARD," 184 00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:54,661 BUT HE IS RAMON, THE WORLD'S GREATEST HACKER. 185 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:57,215 YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 186 00:13:57,284 --> 00:13:59,977 HE'S BROKEN THE CODE OF EVERYTHING. 187 00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:01,979 HE'S THE MAN THAT WE NEED. 188 00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:05,085 HE IS THE MAN THAT'S GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD. 189 00:14:05,154 --> 00:14:09,055 RAMON, THE GREATEST HACKER EVER, 190 00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:12,196 STARRING THE GUY IN THE WHITE SHIRT, 191 00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:16,096 THE RED HAT, AND THE GLASSES. 192 00:14:16,165 --> 00:14:19,030 IN THEATERS NEAR YOU, THIS FALL. 193 00:14:19,099 --> 00:14:23,103 RAMON, THE WORLD'S BEST COMPUTER HACKER. 194 00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:37,048 HOW ARE YOU? 195 00:14:37,117 --> 00:14:38,670 HELLO. HI. 196 00:14:38,739 --> 00:14:40,914 DO YOU LIVE IN LOS ANGELES? 197 00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:42,674 NO, I STAY IN LA PUENTE. 198 00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:44,055 - LA PUENTE? - YEAH. 199 00:14:44,124 --> 00:14:45,436 THAT'S WHERE I LIVE. 200 00:14:45,505 --> 00:14:47,438 OH, OKAY. YEAH. YEAH. 201 00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:49,474 THERE ARE SOME GOOD RESTAURANTS THERE. 202 00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:51,028 YES, A LOT. RIGHT. 203 00:14:51,097 --> 00:14:53,893 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF FOOD? JUST CURIOUS. 204 00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:56,205 I LIKE THAI FOOD AND SUSHI. 205 00:14:56,274 --> 00:14:57,517 ME TOO. 206 00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:59,174 - THAI AND SUSHI. - YEAH. 207 00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:01,659 THAT'S IT. THAI FIRST, SUSHI SECOND. 208 00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:04,351 RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT. WOW. 209 00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:05,663 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BY THE WAY? 210 00:15:05,732 --> 00:15:06,871 JAHARRA. 211 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,114 JAHARRA? YEAH. 212 00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:10,288 I HAVE AN AUNT NAMED JAHARRA. 213 00:15:10,357 --> 00:15:11,427 OH. 214 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,188 YEAH, YEAH. MY NAME'S RICHARD. 215 00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:15,569 HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. 216 00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:18,434 IT'S AMAZING, YOU KNOW, TO RUN INTO SOMEBODY YOU HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. 217 00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:19,988 YEAH. I KNOW. 218 00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:21,886 THAT'S RARE. I KNOW. 219 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,647 AT MY AGE... 220 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:28,375 I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO, YOU KNOW, MESS AROUND. 221 00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:30,205 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - YEAH. 222 00:15:30,274 --> 00:15:33,311 SO... I WAS JUST WONDERING. 223 00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:39,283 I WOULD CONSIDER MYSELF THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD 224 00:15:39,352 --> 00:15:41,043 IF YOU WOULD BE MY WIFE. 225 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:46,255 YOU KNOW, I COULD FEEL THE CONNECTION RIGHT AWAY. 226 00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:48,050 NO, I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND. 227 00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:50,052 YOU NEED A LITTLE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. 228 00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:52,330 IT'S OKAY. 229 00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:55,126 I'M GONNA GET SOME COFFEE. YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 230 00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:57,025 OKAY. OKAY. 231 00:15:57,094 --> 00:15:58,509 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OKAY. 232 00:16:17,942 --> 00:16:19,150 HUH? YOU OKAY? 233 00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:20,496 OH! GAH! 234 00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:22,395 I JU-- YOU ALL RIGHT? 235 00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,431 I GUESS I FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL. 236 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,157 YEAH, YEAH. OKAY. GEE, HEY. 237 00:16:26,226 --> 00:16:28,815 OH, THANKS, MAN. OKAY. NO WORRIES, BROTHER. 238 00:16:28,884 --> 00:16:29,816 THANK YOU. 239 00:16:40,861 --> 00:16:42,725 OH, EH -- OH, HEY. 240 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,969 YEAH, LET'S TAKE THE KEYS OUT AND JUST HOLD IT FOR A WHILE, 241 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,798 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU GOING IN THE STREET. 242 00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:48,179 YOU WANT TO GO PARK IN THE SHADE? 243 00:16:48,248 --> 00:16:50,043 I'LL PUT IT IN THE SHADE, YEAH. 244 00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:51,631 YEAH, LET'S GO OVER HERE. 245 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,289 HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WEEKEND. 246 00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:22,558 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK WHEN YOU'RE DEEP IN YOGA, 247 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,595 BUT I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU 248 00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:29,427 HOW MUCH I'M ENJOYING MAKING FUN OF THE YOUNGER GENERATION. 249 00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:32,741 MASTER, WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS POSITION? 250 00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:35,709 A WHOLE LOT OF DATES. 251 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,930 THAT'LL TEACH HIM. 252 00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:15,232 FELLAS! 253 00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:17,820 SHE'S GOT A REALLY HOT DATE TONIGHT. 254 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:18,890 - OH, YEAH? - YEAH. 255 00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:20,237 IT'S A THIRD ONE. 256 00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:21,514 SO YOU KNOW SHE'S GONNA GET SOME --OKAY. 257 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,619 ANYWAY, YOU'RE THE GUY'S AGE. 258 00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:26,864 AND WHICH ONE SHOULD SHE WEAR? 259 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,831 OH, BABY. 260 00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:31,317 WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU THINK? 261 00:18:31,386 --> 00:18:32,973 THIS IS TOUGH. WELL... 262 00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:35,597 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE BETTER? 263 00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:37,909 PERSONALLY, UH... I'D GO WITH THE, UH, BLACK. 264 00:18:37,978 --> 00:18:39,842 THE BLACK? IT'S DEFINITELY THE BLACK. 265 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:43,743 SO, UH, YOU THINK THIS WILL GUARANTEE 266 00:18:43,812 --> 00:18:45,054 THAT I'LL GET LUCKY? 267 00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:47,471 YOU THINK? 268 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,058 YOU THINK? 269 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,094 UH, WELL, I HOPE. 270 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,647 I HOPE. 271 00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:52,924 OKAY. GOOD LUCK. 272 00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:55,306 - THANK YOU! - THANK YOU. 273 00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:10,839 IS THAT YOU, RICHIE? 274 00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:13,013 - OH, MY GOD, NICK! - RICHIE! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN 20 YEARS. 275 00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:14,877 - OH, MY GOD, NICK! - HOW YOU DOING? 276 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,017 HOW YOU BEEN, NICK? BOOM! 277 00:19:17,086 --> 00:19:18,847 - BANG! AAH! AAH! - OH! OH! 278 00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:20,366 YOU'RE BUYING. 279 00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:22,816 LET'S GET A BEER. COME ON. RIGHT DOWN HERE, RIGHT DOWN HERE. 280 00:19:22,885 --> 00:19:23,817 OH, MY GOD. 281 00:19:23,886 --> 00:19:25,198 YEAH, COME ON. 282 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,751 DAMN, IT'S BEEN YEARS. 283 00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:31,377 THAT'S SO SWEET. 284 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,840 GOOD AFTERNOON. HOW ARE YOU? HELLO. 285 00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:49,602 OH, YOU KNOW, WE'D LIKE TO INVITE YOU 286 00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:52,846 TO A FUN MIXER TONIGHT IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME. 287 00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:55,263 YOU JUST NEED TO BE THERE BEFORE MIDNIGHT, 288 00:19:55,332 --> 00:19:57,541 BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN WE HAVE THE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST. 289 00:19:59,439 --> 00:20:00,992 OKAY? 290 00:20:01,061 --> 00:20:02,994 WELL, WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE TONIGHT, OKAY? OKAY? 291 00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:04,893 THANK YOU. GOOD DOG. 292 00:20:04,962 --> 00:20:06,929 SEE YOU LATER. 293 00:20:16,663 --> 00:20:18,182 OH, HI, THERE. 294 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,840 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE JUST ABOUT DONE WATCHING OUR SHOW. 295 00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:23,014 AND THE LADIES AND I ARE JUST ABOUT DONE 296 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,809 WITH OUR HOME-IMPROVEMENT PROJECT. 297 00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:27,226 YOU SAID YOU WANTED MY HELP WITH THE PROJECT. 298 00:20:27,295 --> 00:20:29,193 OH, THERE IT IS. 299 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,231 NOW, COME ON. GO ON UP THERE AND GET -- GET BUSY. 300 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,612 ALL RIGHT, LADIES. MAKE IT RAIN. 301 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,517 OH. 302 00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:46,279 SHOW'S OVER, BUT THE PARTY'S JUST BEGINNING HERE. 303 00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:48,764 SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 20552

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