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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,770 --> 00:00:13,151 Man: WOULD YOU MIND TAKING A PICTURE? 2 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:14,152 Girl: SURE, YEAH. 3 00:00:14,221 --> 00:00:15,532 OH, VERY NICE OF YOU. 4 00:00:15,601 --> 00:00:17,017 WE ACTUALLY -- I PROPOSED TO MY WIFE 5 00:00:17,086 --> 00:00:18,777 RIGHT HERE ON THIS SPOT 40 YEARS AGO. 6 00:00:18,846 --> 00:00:19,812 OH, WOW. THAT'S -- 7 00:00:19,881 --> 00:00:21,193 YEAH, DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? 8 00:00:21,262 --> 00:00:22,953 SO WE THOUGHT, WE'RE HERE VISITING, 9 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,438 AND WE THOUGHT WE'D GET A PICTURE. 10 00:00:24,507 --> 00:00:26,129 I KNOW THAT IT'S CHANGED A LITTLE BIT. 11 00:00:26,198 --> 00:00:28,304 BUT I'LL GET OVER THERE AND I'LL TELL YOU WHEN. 12 00:00:28,373 --> 00:00:29,443 AND THANK YOU SO MUCH. YEAH. 13 00:00:29,512 --> 00:00:30,789 YOU'RE WELCOME. 14 00:00:36,139 --> 00:00:37,692 THEY ARE! 15 00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:42,214 HERE, GET UP THERE. 16 00:00:42,283 --> 00:00:43,836 YEAH. OKAY. 17 00:00:43,905 --> 00:00:45,045 AAAAAH! 18 00:00:45,114 --> 00:00:47,633 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! SHE FELL! 19 00:01:02,407 --> 00:01:03,442 HEY! 20 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:06,376 TAKE MY PICTURE! 21 00:01:09,966 --> 00:01:11,001 OH! 22 00:01:11,588 --> 00:01:12,934 OH, MY GOD! 23 00:01:15,282 --> 00:01:17,077 HIT ME! 24 00:01:18,181 --> 00:01:19,286 COME BACK HERE! 25 00:01:21,529 --> 00:01:22,875 SAY "BIG BOOBS." 26 00:01:28,018 --> 00:01:30,918 AAAAAAH! OH! 27 00:01:42,757 --> 00:01:46,071 OH, HI THERE, AND WELCOME TO "OFF THEIR ROCKERS." 28 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:47,728 I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU 29 00:01:47,797 --> 00:01:50,420 MY FRIENDS MESSING WITH PEOPLE'S MINDS. 30 00:01:50,489 --> 00:01:52,077 AND THE MINDS THAT THEY'RE MESSING WITH 31 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:54,390 ARE THE YOUNG AND IMPRESSIONABLE. 32 00:01:54,459 --> 00:01:56,771 SORRY, BUT THAT'S THE WAY WE ROLL. 33 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,566 ALL RIGHT. 34 00:02:00,223 --> 00:02:01,155 AND DONE! 35 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:05,918 OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 36 00:02:05,987 --> 00:02:07,368 OH, DON'T BE SUCH A WUSS. 37 00:02:19,415 --> 00:02:21,244 EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU HELP ME? 38 00:02:21,313 --> 00:02:22,901 I CAN'T GET MY CAR TO OPEN. 39 00:02:22,970 --> 00:02:24,834 COULD YOU TRY IT FOR ME? 40 00:02:31,634 --> 00:02:32,842 OH, AH -- 41 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,331 AAAAAAAH! 42 00:02:50,653 --> 00:02:51,792 HI. 43 00:02:51,861 --> 00:02:53,000 HI. 44 00:02:53,069 --> 00:02:54,829 - COULD YOU HELP ME? - UH-HUH. 45 00:02:54,898 --> 00:02:56,348 MY FUTURE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW 46 00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:58,281 THINKS THAT I OUGHT TO GET WITH THE 21st CENTURY, 47 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:01,319 THAT I SHOULD TEXT HER INSTEAD OF CALLING HER. 48 00:03:01,388 --> 00:03:03,942 SHE'S GETTING READY TO MARRY -- MY FUTURE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW. 49 00:03:04,011 --> 00:03:05,115 SHE'S GONNA MARRY MY SON. 50 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,462 AWW, HOW CUTE. 51 00:03:06,531 --> 00:03:08,326 WOULD YOU MIND TEXTING HER FOR ME? 52 00:03:09,396 --> 00:03:11,260 I CAN'T SEE THE KEYBOARD. 53 00:03:11,329 --> 00:03:12,675 - OKAY, WHAT DID SHE SAY? - OKAY. 54 00:03:12,744 --> 00:03:15,609 OKAY, SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY? "DEAR DONNA." 55 00:03:15,678 --> 00:03:17,266 OH, YOU'RE GOOD. 56 00:03:17,335 --> 00:03:21,408 "I WISH YOU AND DOUGIE," THAT'S MY SON, 57 00:03:21,477 --> 00:03:24,411 "THE VERY BEST ON YOUR WEDDING DAY 58 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:27,207 "EVEN THOUGH... 59 00:03:27,276 --> 00:03:30,279 "I STILL THINK... 60 00:03:30,348 --> 00:03:32,246 YOU'RE A GOLD-DIGGING TRAMP." 61 00:03:32,315 --> 00:03:35,145 OKAY. 62 00:03:37,147 --> 00:03:39,149 YOU WANT TRAMP TO BE CAPITALS? 63 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,150 YES. OKAY. 64 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,566 IN CAPITAL. 65 00:03:41,635 --> 00:03:42,843 "LOVE, RUTH." 66 00:03:42,912 --> 00:03:44,776 - EXCLAMATION? - YEAH. 67 00:03:44,845 --> 00:03:46,502 "LOVE, RUTH. "LOVE, RUTH? 68 00:03:46,571 --> 00:03:48,435 YEAH, XOXO. 69 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:49,505 XOXO. 70 00:03:49,574 --> 00:03:51,265 RUTH. OKAY. 71 00:03:51,334 --> 00:03:53,440 - COULD YOU READ IT BACK? - YEAH. 72 00:03:53,509 --> 00:03:55,752 OKAY, YOU SAID, "DEAR DONNA, I WISH YOU AND DOUGIE 73 00:03:55,821 --> 00:03:57,892 "THE VERY BEST ON YOUR WEDDING DAY, 74 00:03:57,961 --> 00:04:00,343 "EVEN THOUGH I STILL THINK YOU'RE A GOLD-DIGGING TRAMP. 75 00:04:00,412 --> 00:04:02,897 XOXOXO." 76 00:04:02,966 --> 00:04:04,623 WHAT A WONDERFUL MESSAGE. SEND? 77 00:04:04,692 --> 00:04:06,004 SEND. OKAY. 78 00:04:06,073 --> 00:04:07,626 LOVE, RUTH. THERE YOU GO. 79 00:04:07,695 --> 00:04:09,801 THAT'LL SHOW HER THAT I JOINED THE 21st CENTURY. 80 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:11,251 THAT IS. 81 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:12,597 SEE YOU, GUYS. THANK YOU. 82 00:04:12,666 --> 00:04:14,288 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - BYE. 83 00:04:18,327 --> 00:04:19,673 OH, MY GOODNESS. 84 00:05:48,313 --> 00:05:51,627 CORNER POCKET. 85 00:05:51,696 --> 00:05:53,698 OH. 86 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:55,734 MY GOODNESS. 87 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:13,096 A NASTY SPILL AT MY AGE WOULD REALLY SLOW ME DOWN, 88 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:16,479 SO I MAKE SURE TO TAKE A FEW BASIC PRECAUTIONS. 89 00:06:16,548 --> 00:06:18,032 AND LIFT. 90 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:22,382 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 91 00:06:22,451 --> 00:06:27,456 "BENEATH EVERY GREAT WOMAN ARE FOUR SCANTILY-CLAD MEN." 92 00:06:27,525 --> 00:06:30,010 AND MUSH. 93 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:41,573 SO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO TAKE A PICTURE OF ALL THREE OF YOU TOGETHER? 94 00:06:41,642 --> 00:06:43,472 YEAH, MAN. THAT'D BE GREAT. 95 00:06:43,541 --> 00:06:44,611 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 96 00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:49,443 OKAY, ON THREE, EVERYBODY SAY "BIG BOOBS." 97 00:06:58,038 --> 00:07:00,834 AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M HAVING A YARD SALE. 98 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:04,907 IT'S A GREAT WAY TO GET RID OF UNWANTED TREASURES. 99 00:07:04,976 --> 00:07:06,633 AH, SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE? 100 00:07:06,702 --> 00:07:08,186 UH, NOT REALLY. 101 00:07:08,255 --> 00:07:11,845 OH, WELL, WHAT ABOUT A BEST ACTOR AWARD? 102 00:07:11,914 --> 00:07:14,503 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I COULD NEVER TAKE THAT. 103 00:07:14,572 --> 00:07:16,746 OH, IT'S OKAY. I'M NOT SENTIMENTAL. 104 00:07:17,816 --> 00:07:19,266 BESIDES, I'M BETTY WHITE. 105 00:07:19,335 --> 00:07:21,337 I'VE GOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 106 00:07:21,406 --> 00:07:23,270 WOW. 107 00:07:23,339 --> 00:07:25,479 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? $100? 108 00:07:25,548 --> 00:07:28,413 UH, YES, OF COURSE! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 109 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:29,414 HERE. OH. 110 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:30,415 THANK YOU. 111 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,313 OH, MY GOD. 112 00:07:32,382 --> 00:07:34,902 IT'S A HOLLYWOOD TREASURE. 113 00:07:34,971 --> 00:07:37,491 TRUTH IS, THAT ONE ISN'T MINE. 114 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,321 I WON IT FROM KELSEY GRAMMER IN A POKER GAME. 115 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:44,464 I'LL PUT THIS IN A BAG. 116 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:50,366 DO YOU MIND? 117 00:07:50,435 --> 00:07:52,368 THANK YOU. 118 00:07:52,437 --> 00:07:53,956 YOU MIND IF I SMOKE? 119 00:07:54,025 --> 00:07:55,233 OH, NO PROBLEM. 120 00:07:55,302 --> 00:07:56,855 THANK YOU. 121 00:07:56,924 --> 00:08:00,618 UM, YOU KNOW, THIS WAS MY HUSBAND'S FAVORITE BUS BENCH. 122 00:08:00,687 --> 00:08:01,964 REALLY? 123 00:08:02,033 --> 00:08:04,863 COME HOME FROM WORK EVERY DAY FROM HERE. 124 00:08:04,932 --> 00:08:06,451 IS THAT HIM RIGHT THERE? 125 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,901 YEAH. OH, WOW. 126 00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:09,627 THAT'S MY HUGO. 127 00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:15,011 HE LOVED THIS -- THIS BUS BENCH. 128 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:18,843 HE LOVED COMING HOME TO ME. 129 00:08:18,912 --> 00:08:21,501 GOODBYE, HUGO. 130 00:08:27,714 --> 00:08:29,060 I KNOW. 131 00:08:29,129 --> 00:08:31,407 I KNOW IT'LL MAKE HIM VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE. 132 00:08:32,822 --> 00:08:34,410 BYE, HUGO. 133 00:08:42,004 --> 00:08:44,075 WHAT THE . 134 00:08:59,677 --> 00:09:02,300 NO, I WAS WASTED. IT WAS A CRAZY PARTY. 135 00:09:02,369 --> 00:09:05,303 I ENDED UP TAKING HOME A 22-YEAR-OLD. 136 00:09:05,372 --> 00:09:07,650 HE WAS LOUSY IN BED. 137 00:09:07,719 --> 00:09:09,307 YEAH, BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CONDOMS, 138 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:11,378 SO NOW I'M REALLY WORRIED. 139 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:13,035 NO. 140 00:09:13,104 --> 00:09:16,486 I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT. 141 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,592 WELL, I DO. 142 00:09:18,661 --> 00:09:20,974 OH! WHAT A GREAT IDEA. 143 00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:22,492 THE MORNING AFTER PILL? 144 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,356 OH, GIRLFRIEND, YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 145 00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:38,439 OH. 146 00:09:38,508 --> 00:09:39,682 HI. 147 00:09:39,751 --> 00:09:41,650 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 148 00:09:41,719 --> 00:09:43,272 MY TOOTH IS KILLING ME. 149 00:09:43,341 --> 00:09:48,070 I-I WAS UP ALL LAST NIGHT WITH A TERRIBLE TOOTHACHE. 150 00:09:48,139 --> 00:09:49,727 YOU KNOW, I-I CALLED MY DENTIST. 151 00:09:49,796 --> 00:09:51,383 HE CAN'T GET ME IN TILL NEXT WEEK. 152 00:09:51,452 --> 00:09:53,040 AW, DAMN. NEXT WEEK, HUH? 153 00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:54,110 THAT'S TOUGH. 154 00:09:54,179 --> 00:09:55,353 YEAH. 155 00:09:55,422 --> 00:09:57,631 DO ME A FAVOR. WOULD YOU HOLD THIS FOR A SEC? 156 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,633 OH, YEAH. YEAH. 157 00:09:59,702 --> 00:10:02,325 SCREW IT. I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF. 158 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:03,982 NO WAY. 159 00:10:04,051 --> 00:10:08,608 NO. NO. DON'T DO THAT RIGHT HERE. 160 00:10:08,677 --> 00:10:12,163 DUDE, YOU'RE F-- YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 161 00:10:12,232 --> 00:10:13,854 NO! NO! NO! 162 00:10:15,476 --> 00:10:16,857 NO, DUDE. DON'T DO IT. 163 00:10:19,964 --> 00:10:21,724 YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH. 164 00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:23,208 OH, WOW. ALL RIGHT. 165 00:10:23,277 --> 00:10:24,382 WHOO. 166 00:10:24,451 --> 00:10:26,349 WOW. 167 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,179 THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER. 168 00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:30,630 I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT A WEEK AGO. 169 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:35,842 . 170 00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:06,769 I HOPE MY BAG HASN'T COME OUT YET. 171 00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:10,531 I PARTIED FOR THREE NIGHTS IN VEGAS, AND I AM SO WASTED. 172 00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:14,950 THAT'S WHAT VEGAS DOES TO YOU. 173 00:11:15,019 --> 00:11:16,641 OH, MY GOD. 174 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,851 OH, AND I HAVE SUCH A HANGOVER YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. 175 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:23,372 YOU EVER DONE THAT? 176 00:11:23,441 --> 00:11:25,512 YEAH. 177 00:11:25,581 --> 00:11:27,169 HERE COMES MY BAG. 178 00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:29,723 OH, MY GOODNESS. I'M OKAY. 179 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,725 OH, MY GOSH. 180 00:11:31,794 --> 00:11:36,074 OH, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK IN REALITY IN THE REAL WORLD. 181 00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:38,836 YOU KNOW, YOU PARTY AND YOU PARTY, 182 00:11:38,905 --> 00:11:43,875 BUT THERE COMES A TIME WHEN YOU HAVE TO... 183 00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:46,188 OH, MY GOODNESS. 184 00:11:46,257 --> 00:11:49,432 WHEN YOU HAVE TO GET BACK IN THE REAL WORLD. 185 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,744 BLESS YOU. 186 00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:52,401 BLESS YOU. SEE YOU LATER. THANK YOU. 187 00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:00,374 WHEW. 188 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,984 EXCUSE ME. DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOU. 189 00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:25,848 MY NAME IS RICHARD. 190 00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:27,332 HI, THERE. YOUR NAME? 191 00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:28,368 LAILA. 192 00:12:28,437 --> 00:12:30,266 LAILA. THANK YOU, LAILA. 193 00:12:31,716 --> 00:12:34,615 TARGET CONFIRMED. APPROACH WITH CAUTION. 194 00:12:34,684 --> 00:12:36,652 I'M GONNA CLEAR THE AREA. TAKE HER DOWN. 195 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,862 WHAT? 196 00:12:41,691 --> 00:12:44,384 WHAT IS THIS? 197 00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:56,914 OH, YOUNG MAN. 198 00:12:56,983 --> 00:12:58,432 COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME OUT? 199 00:12:58,501 --> 00:12:59,606 I'M -- I'M -- I'M... 200 00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:01,504 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS. 201 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,990 YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE SHIRT OFF. 202 00:13:04,059 --> 00:13:05,025 TAKE THE SHIRT OFF? 203 00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:06,475 LIKE, YOU HAVE TO SLIDE, PROBABLY. 204 00:13:06,544 --> 00:13:07,648 SLIDE OUT? 205 00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:09,064 YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 206 00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:10,341 I HAVE NO IDEA. 207 00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:12,205 I LOST MY BALANCE, AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW, 208 00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:14,966 I WAS IN THIS JAM HERE. 209 00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:17,935 NO, YEAH -- NO, LIKE, TAKE THE... 210 00:13:18,004 --> 00:13:18,936 LIKE THIS? 211 00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:20,558 YEP, AND THEN PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 212 00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:25,425 WELL, MAYBE, COULD YOU HOLD MY ARMS? 213 00:13:25,494 --> 00:13:27,668 - YEAH, NO. NO. YEAH. HOLD YOUR ARMS. - LIKE THAT? OKAY. 214 00:13:27,737 --> 00:13:28,911 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. 215 00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:31,776 LET ME SEE IF I CAN... OH. WAIT A MINUTE. 216 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,433 YEAH, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SLIDE OUT. 217 00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:35,055 YEAH. WAIT A MINUTE. 218 00:13:35,124 --> 00:13:36,332 - I'LL TAKE THE HAT. - HOLD MY HAT. 219 00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:37,886 YEAH. OKAY. 220 00:13:37,955 --> 00:13:40,543 YEAH, LIKE, SLIDE DOWN OFF UNDERNEATH THERE. 221 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,338 OH. 222 00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:43,546 ARE YOU THERE? YEAH, I'M HERE. I'M HERE. 223 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,824 OKAY. I'M RIGHT HERE. 224 00:13:44,893 --> 00:13:46,929 ALL RIGHT. I HAVE A LITTLE CLAUSTROPHOBIA. 225 00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:48,275 REALLY? YEAH. 226 00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:49,380 TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. 227 00:13:49,449 --> 00:13:50,899 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 228 00:13:50,968 --> 00:13:52,970 TAKE THE SHIRT OFF YOUR HEAD. 229 00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:54,661 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 230 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,007 I GOT TO -- I GOT TO GET BACK UP. 231 00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:57,871 I GOT A CRAMP HERE. PULL ME UP HERE WITH THIS. 232 00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:58,872 OKAY. OKAY. 233 00:13:58,941 --> 00:13:59,977 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. 234 00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:02,427 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 235 00:14:02,496 --> 00:14:03,981 I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS, SIR. HERE YOU GO. 236 00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:04,982 OH. 237 00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:06,155 I'M SORRY. THANK YOU. 238 00:14:06,224 --> 00:14:08,537 YOU'VE BEEN VERY HELPFUL. 239 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:20,204 ISN'T THIS SO TERRIFIC? 240 00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:22,931 TO ME, IT'S LIKE ONE BIG PARTY -- 241 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,416 LIKE THE ONE I HAD LAST NIGHT. 242 00:14:25,485 --> 00:14:28,419 SURE, THINGS CAN GET A LITTLE MESSY, 243 00:14:28,488 --> 00:14:31,525 MAYBE A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL, 244 00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:34,563 BUT IN THE END, ALL THAT MATTERS 245 00:14:34,632 --> 00:14:36,220 IS A GOOD TIME WAS HAD... 246 00:14:36,289 --> 00:14:37,773 BY ALL. 247 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:43,641 OH, NO. LOOK AT THAT. 248 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,401 WE'RE OUT OF SALSA. 249 00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:03,247 YOU REALIZE 250 00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:06,940 THAT YOU'RE TWO-AND-A-HALF FEET FROM THE CURB? 251 00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:10,771 AH. IS SHE WITH YOU? 252 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,290 UH-HUH. 253 00:15:12,359 --> 00:15:15,707 THAT BOX IS OVER THE SIZE OF THE LIMIT FOR THAT AUTOMOBILE. 254 00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:18,987 IT'S VEHICLE OBSTRUCTION. 255 00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:20,920 BUT CAN I JUST ASK HOW THAT'S OBSTRUCTING? 256 00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:22,714 CAN I ASK HOW THAT'S OBSTRUCTING? 257 00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:25,303 - STAND BACK, PLEASE. - OKAY, I'M SORRY. 258 00:15:25,372 --> 00:15:26,787 I-I-I REALLY JUST -- I NEED TO KNOW THIS. 259 00:15:26,856 --> 00:15:27,788 YOU KNOW WHY. 260 00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:28,893 I REALLY DON'T. 261 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,481 YOU KNOW WHY. 262 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:33,587 THAT'LL FIT IN MY TRUNK, AND IT WON'T OBSTRUCT MY VIEW. 263 00:15:33,656 --> 00:15:36,314 YES, BUT SHE WAS PUTTING IT IN THE BACK SEAT. 264 00:15:39,145 --> 00:15:40,560 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S IN THE BOX? 265 00:15:40,629 --> 00:15:42,320 DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY RECEIPT? 266 00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,184 I JUST BOUGHT IT FROM THE CO-OP. 267 00:15:44,253 --> 00:15:46,393 IS THAT A WEAPON IN YOUR LEFT HAND? 268 00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:48,982 NO, THIS IS A -- IT'S A T-SQUARE. 269 00:15:49,051 --> 00:15:51,329 BACKUP REQUESTED, PLEASE. 270 00:15:53,711 --> 00:15:55,816 MAN: Roger 2219, request for backup. 271 00:15:55,885 --> 00:15:57,542 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO PLACE THAT -- 272 00:15:57,611 --> 00:16:00,856 PLACE THAT WEAPON ON THE -- ON THE SIDEWALK. 273 00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:02,271 OKAY. 274 00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:05,895 JUST REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE. 275 00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:22,774 EXCUSE ME. 276 00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:24,224 YES? 277 00:16:24,293 --> 00:16:27,469 DO YOU SEE A GENTLEMAN OVER THERE IN A YELLOW SWEATER? 278 00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:29,367 YEAH. 279 00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:31,093 THAT'S MY HUSBAND, 280 00:16:31,162 --> 00:16:33,164 BUT HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR THREE WEEKS. 281 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:37,203 OH, THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT. I GOT TO GO. 282 00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:38,894 OH, GOD. 283 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,492 MY WIFE THINKS I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR THREE WEEKS. 284 00:16:50,561 --> 00:16:51,734 AND IT'S BEEN GREAT. 285 00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:09,235 PEOPLE TELL ME, "BETTY, YOU'RE ALWAYS GALLIVANTING 286 00:17:09,304 --> 00:17:11,720 "ALL OVER TOWN WITH HOT, YOUNG STUDS. 287 00:17:11,789 --> 00:17:13,756 "WHAT ABOUT MEN YOUR OWN AGE? 288 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,862 DON'T THEY DESERVE LOVE, TOO?" 289 00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:18,347 WELL, OF COURSE, THEY DO. 290 00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,523 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MICHAEL? 291 00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:24,181 I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK. 292 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:27,011 THAT'S SO CUTE. 293 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,807 I'LL GET THE PADDLES. 294 00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,189 ANOTHER GRAPE? 295 00:17:49,171 --> 00:17:52,381 SAY, DO YOU KNOW A BODY SHOP AROUND HERE THAT TAKES CASH, 296 00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:54,176 NO QUESTIONS ASKED? 297 00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:55,626 NO. 298 00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:57,490 I GOT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 299 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:25,311 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 300 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:28,383 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THIS, THIS BREAD? 301 00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:29,418 REALLY? 302 00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:31,282 ACTUALLY, NO, I HAVE, YEAH. 303 00:18:31,351 --> 00:18:34,941 WOW, IT'S REALLY, LIKE, A LOT OF BREAD. 304 00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:37,012 I DON'T NEED THIS MUCH. WELL... 305 00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:58,585 I HAVE TO USE THE WASHROOM. WOULD YOU WATCH THIS FOR A SEC? 306 00:18:58,654 --> 00:18:59,724 YES. 307 00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:01,830 ABSOLUTELY, SIR. THANK YOU. 308 00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,826 I DON'T KNOW, THIS GUY TOLD ME TO WATCH IT. 309 00:19:57,092 --> 00:19:58,956 EXCUSE ME. 310 00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:02,891 YOU GOT 30 SECONDS. 311 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,306 EXCUSE ME? 312 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:06,412 I'D GET OUT OF HERE, IF I WERE YOU. 313 00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:10,623 YOU CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA. 314 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:21,289 HE TRIED TO WARN YOU. 315 00:20:30,953 --> 00:20:32,955 WHAT A GREAT SHOW. 316 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,543 I DIDN'T GET TO SEE IT ALL, 317 00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:37,339 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD ON THIS EMBROIDERY. 318 00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:40,998 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 319 00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:43,449 "GEORGE CLOONEY SLEPT HERE." 320 00:20:43,518 --> 00:20:46,900 OH, GOOD TIMES. 321 00:20:46,969 --> 00:20:49,420 WELL, THAT'S IT FOR NOW. 322 00:20:49,489 --> 00:20:52,181 WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 21187

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