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WOULD YOU DO ME
A FAVOR?
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WOULD YOU TAKE A PICTURE
OF ME? YEAH.
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YOU'VE GOT TO PRESS
THIS BUTTON.
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BUT IT'S GONNA BE
A RUNNING SHOT,
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SO I'M GONNA GO
AROUND THE CORNER.
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I WANT TO DO A COUPLE
OF DEEP BREATHES,
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AND I'M GONNA RUN AROUND HERE,
AND WHEN I GET TO HERE,
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I'M GONNA YELL, "TAKE MY PICTURE!"
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OKAY?
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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TAKE MY PICTURE!
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TAKE MY PICTURE!
I'M BEAUTIFUL!
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TAKE MY PICTURE!
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HEY! NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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NO!
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NO!
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HEY!
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DO YOU KNOW
WHAT A MILF IS?
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OH, MY GOD!
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HIT ME!
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COME BACK HERE!
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SAY "BIG BOOBS."
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AAAAAH!
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OH!
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NOT ANOTHER
MEDICAL-BRACELET COMMERCIAL!
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I TOLD YOU TO GET ME A PART
ON "MAD MEN."
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NO, NO.
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THAT THING BETWEEN JOHN HAMM
AND ME -- THAT'S OVER.
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WELL, HE THINKS IT IS.
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THE JUDGE SAID 250 FEET,
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BUT HOW ENFORCEABLE IS
A RESTRAINING ORDER ANYWAY?
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OH, I GOT TO GO, JEFF.
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I'M BETTY WHITE, AND WELCOME
TO "OFF THEIR ROCKERS."
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HUGH HEFNER MAY PROPOSE
TO 25-YEAR-OLDS,
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BUT HERE, WE PRANK THEM.
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AND THAT'S WHAT I LOVE
ABOUT THIS SHOW.
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AND I'D SAY THAT
EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T PAY ME.
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OH, BUT THEY DO.
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EXCUSE ME.
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- OH!
- I'M LOOKING FOR MY REMOTE
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THAT DOES THE THROTTLE
ON THIS THING.
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I LOST IT.
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C-COULD YOU GET THAT
FOR ME, HON?
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WOULD YOU --
VERY SWEET OF YOU.
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YEAH. JUST DON'T TOUCH --
DON'T TOUCH THE BUTTON!
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THE BUTTON!
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TURN IT OFF!
TURN IT OFF!
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AAAAH!
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OH, MY GOD!
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NICE DAY, ISN'T IT?
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- GOOD DAY TO FLY.
- YEAH.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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PHOENIX.
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OH.
I'M GOING TO PHOENIX.
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OH, YEAH?
YEAH.
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I'M KIND OF A CRAZY LADY,
YOU KNOW?
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I LIKE TO DO WILD THINGS.
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AND THERE'S SOMETHING I ALWAYS
WANTED TO DO ON A PLANE.
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WHAT?
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WELL, IT'S NOT FLY THE PLANE,
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.
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I'M NOT GONNA KILL YOU.
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I WASN'T WORRIED.
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YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
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I'D LIKE TO JOIN
THE MILE-HIGH CLUB.
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THE MILE-HIGH CLUB?
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UH-HUH.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN IT
WITH ME?
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THINK ABOUT IT.
REALLY.
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I MEAN, WHAT'S TO DO
ON A FLIGHT?
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NOTHING MUCH.
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AND WHAT HAPPENS AT 36,000 FEET
STAYS AT 36,000 FEET.
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THINK ABOUT IT.
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WOW.
IT'LL BE FUN.
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I TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL TRY TO GET EARLY BOARDING
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AND SAVE YOU A SEAT
NEXT TO ME, OKAY?
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I'M GOING TO GET A DRINK.
I'M GONNA GO GET A SODA.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
OKAY?
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YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
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OKAY.
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- OHH! WAIT, STOP.
- Man: HERE, BIRDY, BIRDY.
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HERE, BIRDY, BIRDY.
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HERE, BIRDY, BIRDY.
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BIRDY.
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HEY, GUYS, EXCUSE ME
JUST FOR ONE SECOND.
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I NEED SOME HELP.
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I HAVE SOME FRIENDS
COMING HERE.
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE
THERE ARE ANY RESTAURANTS.
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A LOT OF RESTAURANTS
ON THIS CORNER.
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ON THAT CORNER?
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LOTS OF THEM.
ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF FOODS.
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OKAY. WOULD YOU DO ME
A FAVOR, THOUGH,
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WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME?
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LOOK INTO MY EYES. STOP STARING
AT MY , YOU PERVERT.
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AT OUR AGE, WE REALLY HAVE
TO THINK ABOUT OUR HEALTH.
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DOCTORS SAY A GLASS OF WINE
A DAY CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFE.
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CHEERS.
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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA
LIVE FOREVER.
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MOVE THE HELL OUT THE WAY,
ASS CLOWNS!
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GOD BLESS YOU.
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OH, HELLO.
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I'M FROSTING A CAKE.
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IT'S MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY.
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THERE WE GO.
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OKAY. GET IN.
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IT'S TOO SMALL. THERE'S NO WAY
I'M GONNA FIT IN THERE.
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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NEVER MIND.
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I'LL JUST FROST YOU
INSTEAD.
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MMM. MMM.
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
CAN YOU HELP ME?
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HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
THESE CAKES BEFORE?
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NO.
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I'M NOT REAL BIG ON, LIKE,
PRE-MADE CAKES LIKE THAT.
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YEAH?
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I LIKE CAKE, BUT I DON'T
EAT THIS MUCH OF IT.
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- OH, FOR JUST YOU?
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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OH, YEAH,
THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH.
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I THINK THEY HAVE LITTLE ONES
IN THE BAKERY.
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CAN YOU HOLD THE TOP
FOR ME?
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OH, UH-OH.
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HYAH!
OH!
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THANK YOU.
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PERFECT.
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EXCUSE ME.
OH, YES?
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ARE THOSE MY BALLOONS?
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ARE YOU SANDY?
I SURE AM.
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JUST A MINUTE.
I HAVE TO GET THIS PHONE CALL.
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OKAY, BUT I --
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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I CAN'T -- AAH!
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OH! OH!
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AH! OH!
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HELP!
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HELP ME!
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AH!
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HELP ME!
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OH!
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HELP ME! HELP ME!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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OH!
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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GOD, I TELL -- HERE,
GIVE ME THOSE BALLOONS.
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Man: LET GO.
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OH!
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YOU OKAY, SANDY?
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I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT!
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I WAS JUST WONDERING,
IS THERE ANYWHERE
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WHERE WE COULD RENT A CABANA
OR AN UMBRELLA
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AND MAYBE SOME DECK CHAIRS?
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I THINK YOU HAVE TO GO TO,
UH, www.rentacabana.com.
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OHH, OKAY.
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OKAY? DO YOU HAVE A --
YOU CAN DO THAT ON YOUR PHONE.
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OH, ON THE PHONE?
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YES, I THINK SO.
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THEN WHERE WOULD
WE PICK IT UP?
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WOULD WE PICK IT UP
AROUND HERE?
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UH, I THINK THERE YOU'D HAVE TO
GO TO wheretopickitup.com.
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OHH. OKAY.
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OKAY. AND, UM, COULD YOU --
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CAN YOU RENT BICYCLES RIGHT DOWN
AT THAT PLACE RIGHT THERE?
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UM, I THINK IF YOU GO TO
www.rentbicycles.net...
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OKAY.
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...THAT'LL GET IT FOR YOU.
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OKAY, GREAT.
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YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY.
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THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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AND THEN OUT HERE,
IS THERE ANYTHING INTERESTING
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DOWN AT THE END
OF THE PIER HERE?
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WELL, THAT'S endofthepier.com.
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- OKAY.
- OKAY?
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WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY
ON THE COMPUTER TODAY.
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- WE'RE JUST RIGHT HERE.
- I SEE.
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SO SHOULD WE JUST
GO DOWN THERE?
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OR IS THERE SOMETHING --
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LIKE, IS THERE
A RESTAURANT DOWN THERE?
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YOU MIGHT TRY restaurant.net.
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OKAY. UM, OKAY.
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THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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HAVE A LOVELY DAY.
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST
RESTROOM IS I COULD USE?
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I THINK YOU HAVE TO GO
TO www.restroom.com.
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- OH.
- YES.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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OKAY, HERE IT COMES.
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WHOO!
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WHOO!
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WHOO!
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WHOO!
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WHOA!
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WHOO!
WHOO!
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WHOA!
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WHOO-HOO!
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WHOO!
WHOO!
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WHOO!
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WHOOOO!
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YOU WANT TO GET
A BEER?
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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- AND A HOT DOG, TOO.
- OKAY, OKAY.
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OKAY. COME ON.
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- OKAY.
- GOODBYE.
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BYE.
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♪ SHAKE THAT ASS! ♪
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♪ SHOW ME WHAT
YOU'RE WORKING WITH! ♪
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♪ SHAKE YOUR ASS! ♪
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♪ SHOW ME
WHAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH! ♪
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♪ WATCH YOURSELF! ♪
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♪ SHOW ME
WHAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH! ♪
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♪ WH-O-O-OA! ♪
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I DON'T KNOW
IF I ACTUALLY KNOW.
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WELL, I'LL JUST TRY THIS.
WAIT.
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YOU HAVE TO SMELL IT.
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YES!
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TAKE THAT, BETTY.
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IN YOUR FACE.
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AAH!
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OHH!
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OOPS. SORRY.
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IN YOUR FACE.
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HE GOT THE POINT.
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AND SO DID THESE PEOPLE.
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EXCUSE ME.
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
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YEAH.
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MY BOYFRIEND JUST
SENT ME A TEXT
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ABOUT THINGS
HE WANTS TO DO IN BED,
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AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ANY OF THEM MEAN.
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OH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A
"BOSTON TEA PARTY" IS?
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I DON'T.
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HOW ABOUT
A "CONNIE FRANCIS"?
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A "CONNIE FRANCIS"?
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
IS HE CRAZY?
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HOW ABOUT -- THERE'S
A "LEMON WEDGE,"
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A "BAGEL HOLE."
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YEAH --
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WHAT IS IT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I KNOW "RUSTY TROMBONE."
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- WHAT IS THAT?
- UM, I THINK IT'S -- I THINK IT'S --
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I DON'T KNOW.
I FEEL TERRIBLE.
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DO YOU LIKE THIS BOYFRIEND
OF YOURS?
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YEAH,
UNTIL I GOT THIS.
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MAYBE HE'S TRYING
TO KEEP THE ROMANCE ALIVE.
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I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.
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I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO
LEARN THE HARD WAY, ANYWAY.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW.
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THANK YOU.
ME EITHER.
246
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I-I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S BAD
THAT I DIDN'T KNOW
247
00:12:46,455 --> 00:12:47,559
OR GOOD THAT I DIDN'T KNOW.
248
00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:49,423
- YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
- BUT I WISH I COULD HELP YOU.
249
00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:51,011
THANKS.
250
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,772
HAVE A GOOD ONE.
YOU TOO.
251
00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:56,603
EXCUSE ME. HI.
252
00:12:56,672 --> 00:12:58,363
CAN I GET A COCA-COLA, PLEASE?
253
00:12:58,432 --> 00:12:59,537
OKAY, COCA-COLA.
254
00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:03,403
NO, NOT -- NO, NO.
255
00:13:03,472 --> 00:13:05,888
THAT'S HOT.
I WANT A COLD COCA-COLA.
256
00:13:05,957 --> 00:13:07,200
COLD COCA-COLA.
257
00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:08,477
I DON'T WANT --
258
00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:09,512
MA'AM, I DON'T WANT --
259
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,548
I TRY.
260
00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:12,067
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO OPEN MY SODA.
261
00:13:17,727 --> 00:13:19,799
ARE YOU GONNA DRINK
MY COCA-COLA?
262
00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:20,834
DELICIOUS.
OH, MY GOD.
263
00:13:20,903 --> 00:13:22,318
$10.
$10?
264
00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:23,319
I DON'T WANT NO --
NO, NO, NO.
265
00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:25,183
OKAY.
I DON'T WANT THAT.
266
00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:27,392
- I WANT COLD COCA-COLA.
- THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS.
267
00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:29,394
NO. I DIDN'T EVER HAVE
BUSINESS WITH YOU
268
00:13:29,463 --> 00:13:30,810
'CAUSE YOU NEVER
SERVICED ME.
269
00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:33,674
CAN I GET A COCA-COLA?
270
00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:35,124
A SPRITE?
271
00:13:35,193 --> 00:13:37,368
IF YOU HAVE A COLD SPRITE,
I'LL TAKE A COLD SPRITE.
272
00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:38,403
I'LL TAKE A COLD SPRITE.
273
00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:40,060
CERVEZA?
274
00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:42,097
ARE YOU GONNA SPEAK
ANOTHER LANGUAGE NOW?
275
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,477
HOT DOG.
276
00:13:43,546 --> 00:13:45,825
CAN I GET
A COLD SPRITE NOW?
277
00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:47,654
- OKAY.
- I'LL TAKE A COLD SPRITE.
278
00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:49,207
- OKAY.
- DO YOU HAVE A COLD SPRITE?
279
00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:50,519
YES.
280
00:13:50,588 --> 00:13:52,624
- CAN I GET A COLD SPRITE?
- YES.
281
00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:54,385
- CAN YOU GO GET THE COLD SPRITE?
- YES.
282
00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,801
- CAN YOU GET IT NOW?
- YES.
283
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,286
OKAY, I'M WAITING FOR YOU
TO GO GET IT.
284
00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:12,023
MA'AM.
YES? COKE.
285
00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:14,060
NO.
HOT DOG?
286
00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:16,648
NO.
I DON'T WANT THE HOT DOG.
287
00:14:16,717 --> 00:14:17,857
I CANNOT HELP YOU.
288
00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:19,824
- NO, YOU CAN HELP ME.
- I DON'T LIKE YOU.
289
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,585
I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!
YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL!
290
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,139
YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORKING!
291
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:25,865
I QUIT. I QUIT.
I QUIT.
292
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:29,213
EXCUSE ME.
293
00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:30,524
ARE YOU LEAVING?
294
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,978
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU.
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
295
00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:37,980
MISS, I WANT MY SODA!
296
00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:39,844
GOODBYE.
297
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:44,055
SHE STUCK HER MIDDLE FINGER
UP AT ME! MA'AM!
298
00:14:44,124 --> 00:14:46,575
EX--
PERMISO!
299
00:14:46,644 --> 00:14:49,474
THIS LADY IS CRAZY.
300
00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:10,979
IT'S NOT DONE.
301
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:12,946
DON'T LITTER, DARLING.
302
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:33,725
OH.
303
00:15:33,794 --> 00:15:36,280
I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING
THE SHOW.
304
00:15:36,349 --> 00:15:39,317
AFTER ALL,
I CONSIDER YOU MY FRIENDS.
305
00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:43,045
AND I WANT MY FRIENDS TO HAVE
THE BEST TIME POSSIBLE.
306
00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:44,426
HOW ABOUT YOU, ANN?
307
00:15:44,495 --> 00:15:45,945
ANYTHING ELSE
I CAN GET YOU?
308
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:49,638
WELL, UM, THERE IS
THAT ONE THING.
309
00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:52,158
YOU GOT IT.
310
00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:01,339
OHH, BETTY.
311
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:09,244
YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN I RING THIS BELL.
312
00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:14,352
HELLO?
313
00:16:14,421 --> 00:16:16,354
IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
314
00:16:16,423 --> 00:16:17,493
CAN YOU HELP ME?
315
00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:18,839
YES, YES.
316
00:16:18,908 --> 00:16:20,289
YES, SIR?
317
00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:22,947
DO YOU SEE A BLUE MUSTANG?
318
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:23,948
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
319
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:24,984
I KNOW
IT'S HERE SOMEPLACE.
320
00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:26,399
- IT'S RIGHT HERE.
- CAN YOU HELP ME?
321
00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:27,400
YES, SIR.
322
00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:28,918
THANK YOU.
323
00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:34,234
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
324
00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:35,718
IS THIS
THE DRIVER'S SIDE OR --
325
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,306
NO, THE DRIVER'S SIDE
IS OVER HERE.
326
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,032
OH. I HAVE TO GO
TO THE DRIVER'S SIDE.
327
00:16:39,101 --> 00:16:41,138
ARE YOU GETTING READY
TO DRIVE THIS CAR?
328
00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:43,140
UH, YEAH.
329
00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:45,418
ARE YOU PREJUDICED
AGAINST BLIND PEOPLE?
330
00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:48,214
NO, BUT YOUR CAR'S
ON THE CURB HALFWAY, SIR.
331
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:50,975
I GOT IT HERE.
332
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,977
YOU MIGHT WANT TO
BACK AWAY.
333
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:58,672
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
334
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,341
OH, EXCUSE ME.
335
00:17:14,723 --> 00:17:16,000
EXCUSE ME.
336
00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:19,107
YOU ALMOST GAVE ME
A HEART ATTACK.
337
00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:28,323
OH, MY GOD!
338
00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:30,290
EXCUSE ME.
339
00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:39,334
HOW YOU GUYS
DOING TODAY?
340
00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:40,714
HEY, CAN YOU DO ME
A FAVOR?
341
00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:42,785
THERE'S A REALLY ANGRY OLD LADY
IN A BLUE SUIT --
342
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:43,993
IT'S MY WIFE.
343
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,271
SHE'S -- I'M TRYING
TO HIDE FROM HER.
344
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:46,720
CAN YOU JUST --
IF YOU SEE HER COMING,
345
00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:49,723
WOULD YOU JUST KIND OF GIVE ME
A WARNING, YOU KNOW?
346
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:50,966
I'LL TRY AND GET AWAY.
347
00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:51,967
Woman: JIM!
348
00:17:52,036 --> 00:17:53,072
- THERE!
- OVER THERE.
349
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:54,728
SHE'S REALLY CRA--
WHAT? WHAT?
350
00:17:54,797 --> 00:17:56,282
- OH, NO. OH, GOD.
- GET OVER HERE.
351
00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:57,662
GET OVER HERE NOW!
352
00:17:57,731 --> 00:17:58,905
LISTEN, DEAR --
353
00:17:58,974 --> 00:17:59,906
I-I --
354
00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:03,082
DON'T EVER TALK TO ME
LIKE THAT AGAIN!
355
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:05,912
I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME.
356
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:20,133
- EXCUSE ME, MISS?
- YES?
357
00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:21,962
WOULD YOU MIND WATCHING THIS
FOR ME FOR ONE MINUTE?
358
00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:23,378
I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
359
00:18:23,447 --> 00:18:24,620
OKAY.
WOULD YOU PLEASE?
360
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:25,897
W-WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
SWEETHEART?
361
00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:28,141
- DONNA.
- DONNA. DONNA, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
362
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:30,074
YOU'RE WELCOME.
363
00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:46,918
PHEW.
364
00:18:46,987 --> 00:18:49,645
THANK YOU, DONNA,
YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER.
365
00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:11,253
EXCUSE ME.
YOU GOT THE TIME?
366
00:19:11,322 --> 00:19:13,359
UM...
367
00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,466
IT IS 12:21.
368
00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,227
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
THAT'S WHAT I HAVE.
369
00:19:19,296 --> 00:19:22,161
I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET
MY OLD LADY HERE AT 12:00.
370
00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:25,198
WE HAVE A DATE, YOU KNOW?
A HOT DATE.
371
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:27,649
WITH MY OLD LADY, YOU KNOW?
I GOT A HOTEL ROOM.
372
00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:30,065
WE'RE GONNA REALLY PARTY.
373
00:19:30,134 --> 00:19:32,205
SHE'S STILL HOT, YOU KNOW,
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
374
00:19:32,274 --> 00:19:33,793
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
375
00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:35,277
I DON'T MEAN TO BE FORWARD,
376
00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:37,555
BUT, I MEAN, WE STILL,
YOU KNOW, CAN BOOM-BOOM-BOOM,
377
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:38,729
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
378
00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:42,181
BUT I WISH
SHE'D GET HERE.
379
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,423
I HOPE SHE GETS --HEY, HONEY.
380
00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:44,907
- OH, HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
- SORRY I'M LATE.
381
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,082
HEY, HERE'S THE OLD
BALL AND CHAIN NOW.
382
00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:49,015
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
THANKS, LADIES.
383
00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:50,534
READY TO GO GET
SOME ICE CREAM?
384
00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:51,569
LET'S GO TO THE BEACH.
385
00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:52,639
GO TO THE BEACH?
OKAY.
386
00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:01,752
YOUNG LADY, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE THE THEATERS ARE?
387
00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:03,995
THE THEATER?
YOU HAVE TO GET --
388
00:20:04,064 --> 00:20:06,135
DO YOU GO IN
THROUGH THIS WAY?
389
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,275
RIGHT OVER HERE?
390
00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:16,076
WHOO-HOO!
391
00:20:22,566 --> 00:20:24,637
WHOO-HOO!
392
00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:32,990
BEFORE WE SAY GOOD NIGHT,
393
00:20:33,059 --> 00:20:36,096
IT'S TIME FOR "BETTY WHITE'S
PEARLS OF WISDOM."
394
00:20:36,165 --> 00:20:39,238
NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY 'CAUSE
THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
395
00:20:39,307 --> 00:20:41,101
FLOSS EVERY DAY,
396
00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:43,172
EAT PLENTY OF FRESH FRUIT,
397
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:47,867
AND NEVER, EVER TEXT A PHOTO
OF A BODY PART THAT DANGLES.
398
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:49,765
YOU'RE WELCOME.
399
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:52,251
SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
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