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room service to send us up some
refreshments oh that would be nice
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hello john yeah
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it's me two bottles of the usual please
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Oh, yeah, great.
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What's the score?
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6 -0.
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6 -0. 6 -0.
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But... But, I love... Which team?
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because somebody stole the boat.
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They say our socialist government is
like a beacon in a shining bright.
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I say it's more like a fiddle. It's held
by the left, but it's played by the
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right.
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How hard is the president? He loves poor
people. That's why he has saved so
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many. But you could spend all day in the
bar with him. You wouldn't know that he
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has any.
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But he has married a beautiful wife with
a figure too lovely to hide.
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And now we put her on our post.
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We all licked the wrong side.
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Now the leader of the opposition escaped
from prison by digging a tunnel.
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He tried to blow up the president's
luxury liner, but he burnt his mouth on
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funnel. So to keep him quietly
president, gave him the best apartment
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It's about the bank, and now his assets
over ten million pounds.
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Don't worry, you're pretty in the head.
Just drink a bottle of tequila before
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you go to bed.
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You'll be too drunk to notice them for
the first half of the night.
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And for the second half, those musky
dogs will be too drunk to bite.
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So come to Costa Coco, where girls buy
Tupperware brands with their cats.
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They say they don't elevate and they
don't separate, but they keep what
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got nice and fresh.
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And so it is that when there's a storm,
you will go to any old port. Why don't
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you come to golf, sir? Go, go, because
it's the last resort.
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In a little weather hut, there lived a
weather bear.
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They'd like to be together, but life is
so unfair.
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For though the boy adores the girl, they
have never met.
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Cos she comes out when the sun shines,
he comes out when it's wet.
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She tends her flowers in... the
sunshine, but goes back in again.
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When air the clouds are overcast, and
there's a hint of rain, that is when the
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boy comes out, when the rain comes
pouring down.
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But for him, that's the umbrella.
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again the sun comes out it was time that
he was gone but the rain continued
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falling although the sun still shone as
they watched a beautiful sun shower the
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first they'd ever seen the weather boy
and weather girl went into their routine
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And there they stayed together through
wind and rain and hail.
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They struggled to release themselves,
but was to no avail.
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They thus remained through the wind and
through winter's bitter chill.
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Through sleep and snow and for all I
know, they remained there still.
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Yeah, what's that?
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Could you possibly direct me to the post
office? The post office, yeah. You go
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down there, you come to a little kid
throwing a switchblade at the telegraph
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pole. Turn right, and you'll come to a
tart in red with great big knockers
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outside a pub.
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Now then, keep straight on till you come
to the sex shop, then turn left, and
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it's opposite the porno cinema. You
can't miss it.
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Oh,
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give me some of that!
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What's that?
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My son.
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Why don't you turn your back on this
wicked life?
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Give up your evil ways, abandon all
these pleasures of the flesh.
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What? Start a new life.
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Follow me, and I will lead you into the
kingdom of heaven.
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The kingdom of heaven?
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You don't even know where to bleed and
post, obviously!
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was the ladies.
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Even as a wee laddie, he loved them
passionately.
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They, alas, did not reciprocate.
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It was all to no avail.
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And then one day, into his life, came
Allison.
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It was all too much for poor old Jamie.
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And so, Alison remained faithful to her
husband.
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After all, better an old husband than a
lover who's a nervous wreck.
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Members of the jury, you've heard
counsel for prosecution and defense.
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And you have all read Arnold Plinger's
book, The Scarlet Woman.
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If you find it liable to corrupt and
deprave, then you must bring in a
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of guilty.
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If you do not find it liable to corrupt
or deprave, then you will bring in a
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verdict of not guilty.
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How do you find?
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We find the defendant guilty, my lad.
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Is that the verdict of you all?
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No, no!
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Country Brigade, overwork and underpaid.
Twenty -seven to attend.
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No wonder half of us are rich.
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Killers fighting men are we. Who longs
to kill the enemy?
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Could you kill a man, Henri?
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I suppose I could, eventually.
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We have been fighting for...
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Say, where could we go?
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Auntie Lil runs a restaurant at
Sidesville.
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Everyone loves Lily's pasta.
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If you're in a hurry, she'll make you a
curry and after.
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I should have to run a little faster.
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But I've heard that men of treachery go
there in search of lechery.
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Kitting the girls and drinking wine some
night till the last night.
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I'm on guard till eleven.
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But I'm on duty.
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I could not leave my post, you see.
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No matter what you promise me.
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Love will someday take you by the hand
And lead you off into a
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wonderland
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I've heard that there's a room upstairs.
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where girls act like they're on their
honeymoon.
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There are two single babes in there.
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They are located inside of the room. The
carpet in between is
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worn and torn and threadbare, held there
by one hand.
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They don't know it's cause of the quick
dash across or the
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slow...
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That's why people fight.
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That blood there, it killed my brother
Joe.
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Ten weeks ago, he killed poor Joe.
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Was he several or in Malika?
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No, he was behind the ball.
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When he fell off the wall and... It
killed my brother.
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shine up above.
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I live for Carmen and Vern.
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Dividing ruby limbs and silken hair.
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I turn my heart to you where?
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Carmen, oh!
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Carmen, how can you grow up with another
man when I adore you so?
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Yes, I adore you and I implore you to
stay with me. and I will bring you
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joy forevermore.
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Every day and every night I pray that if
you go away, you will come
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back.
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It's mine. It's mine.
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It's mine.
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Come, come, come, come, come.
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Look, I went and I bought that hat. So
it's mine, isn't it?
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You're right.
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But I lent him the money.
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So it's mine, isn't it?
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You're right.
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Hang on, hang on. I said I went and
bought the hat. You said I'm right.
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And you say you lent me the money. You
say he's right.
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They like beer and football and smoking.
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Here, guess what, then? Your eight draws
have come up. You're joking!
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Excuse me. Do you drink?
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Certainly not. Good.
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any other men in your life?
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Oh, no, darling. Only you.
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What? No one at all?
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No.
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Not even one?
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Not even one.
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Thank you,
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Paul.
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Shall we take a walk to the boat?
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