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So I figure no problem.
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You know, I'm never
gonna see this guy again.
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Okay, so now it's two hours later.
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I'm standing on the corner, right?
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I'm trying to hail a cab.
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Would you cut it out?
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This is not the school cafeteria.
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I need the discipline of a father.
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Can we please just eat dinner like adults?
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-Okay. -All right.
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Anyway, this taxi cab pulls up, you know?
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I hate kids!
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That was an $8 piece of beef.
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Here, it was worth it.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna keep this just
to teach you a lesson.
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Hey, guess who's gonna
be on my show tomorrow?
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-Borns Henderson? -No.
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Rio Saunders.
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You got to be shitting me.
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Mm-mm.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Who's Reno Saunders?
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Well, Rio, Dad. Rio.
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She plays Melinda on "Classroom 310"?
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She's not like the
biggest star in the world.
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And she's gonna be making birthday cake.
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She cooks, too?
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That is so unbelievably excellent.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Isn't she the one who sucker-punched
that photographer outside of Phonique?
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Yeah.
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Aw, man, you can't believe
everything you read in the tabloids.
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They're saying that I'm sleeping with Cher.
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Sleeping with? One time!
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Cher and Cher alike.
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You want to come and meet Rio?
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No way. I'm so there.
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Excuse me.
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Am I mistaken, or is tomorrow school done?
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So, Miss Jim class,
it's not like I plan on
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becoming a professional
dodgeball player.
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Come on.
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The poor little kid
like that wants a break.
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What do you tell him?
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I'm sorry, Jeremy, but you know the rules.
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School is school, and that comes first.
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I don't believe that's what you thought.
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Opening day at Yankee Stadium 1968?
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Strike one!
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Or '69?
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Strike two!
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Or '70?
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Strike three!
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All right, all right, all right.
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You can go.
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Great. Thanks, then.
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Thanks, Aunt D'Lettie.
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Oh.
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Oh, man.
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??
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Well, Rio, that recipe
really takes the cake.
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Oh, man. I'm so tingly.
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Thanks.
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Now comes my favorite part.
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I can't wait.
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Nice, even strokes.
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From the base to the tip.
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Huh?
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Not too fast, not too slow.
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Don't rush it.
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Make it last.
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Oh, yeah. Here it comes.
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It looks like someone has done this before.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Good to the last drop.
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Well, unfortunately, that
is our last drop of time.
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Join us tomorrow when we randomly
pick the name of Christy's baby from cards
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sent by you, the viewer.
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Oh, yeah.
And let's just hope it's a good one.
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Bye-bye, everyone.
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Bye-bye. We'll see you tomorrow.
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And we're out.
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Nice show, baby. Thank you.
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Well, well, well.
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That was quite the show you put on there.
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What do you mean?
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You know, the way you
handled that icing bag.
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I mean, you would think
it was a-- Well, you know.
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Never mind.
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Okay. Hey, Mr. Charles,
do you think I
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can have an autographed
picture of you?
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Well, yeah, sure.
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There you go. Enjoy.
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Wow. Thanks.
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Hey, Martin, Jeremy.
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Come on, guys. You want to meet her?
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Oh, real.
There's someone I'd like you to meet.
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This is Jeremy Tupper,
my executive producer.
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Hi.
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I'm your biggest fan.
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God, that's a total
power geek thing to say.
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Oh, no, not totally.
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So, do you, uh-- do you
like being an actress?
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Yeah. It's fun.
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Uh, Jeremy?
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Is that your dad?
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No.
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You know, I really like that movie
where your dad played a fireman.
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Great show, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah, but that girl. Jesus.
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What? She didn't upstage me, did she?
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I staged you?
She did everything that would blow you.
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Oh, man. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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She's a very sweet girl.
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You're in a mighty touching scene here.
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I remember when I was his age, you know.
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I used to think those girls from
"Petticoat Junction" were just--
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Jeremy!
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Jeremy, come here right now.
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I'll call you.
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Bye.
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Rio kissed me.
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Yes, yes, we know.
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Yes!
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You'll never believe it.
She said she'd go out with me.
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Way to go, champ. You the man.
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Woo!
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Stop it.
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I don't suppose we could use the
apartment tonight to watch a movie.
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That's correct. That's correct.
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Shall we move on to the lightning round?
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It's Rio Saunders.
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I'm sorry, Jeremy. I just don't think
you should be going out with them.
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Ho!
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Girl.
So thank your uncle Eddie and let's go.
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This blows.
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Yeah, I know, man. I've been there.
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Hey, do you think I could use your place?
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I don't know, champ.
I don't think your dad would like that.
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So don't tell him. I won't.
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Hey, I thought we were pals.
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Hey.
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All right.
I'll leave the key with the doorman.
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Yes!
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Hey, Buck.
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The game just started.
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Hey. Hey. Excuse me.
Can I have a beer, please?
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Forget it. You cut it off.
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What?
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I just got here.
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All right. But I'm watching you.
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Saw your show today, Mr. Charles.
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It was really quite the entertaining.
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Well, thank you. Thank you very much.
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When that girl Rio licked
cake bed, rough her fingers.
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I almost blew a load of my pants.
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And if I could have some
pretzels too, that'd be great.
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Can you believe Jeremy?
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Huh?
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Wanted me to leave
him alone with that girl.
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Well, that wouldn't be
the worst thing in the world.
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No, not for you. He's not your son.
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Oh, Martin. They're kids.
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Think about what we were
like when we were that age.
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Say, K, next Friday there's
gonna be a weenie roast.
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Or there'll be a bowling
party if you'd rather do that.
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Kids were different then.
Oh, come on. Kids are kids.
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This is, uh... Different?
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Not in a bad way.
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My mother did it to
boost her in a movie once.
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That's, uh, Lord Earnest's dad, right?
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Come on. When we were 15, we were clueless.
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Speak for yourself, okay?
I was a very mature 15.
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You passed out in
assembly when Cheryl
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Cassarene's hair
touched your math book.
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And had nothing to do with it.
I didn't have breakfast that day.
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She had great hair to do.
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Ooh. I like your tattoo.
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Thanks. It, uh, didn't hurt at all.
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You wanna see mine?
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Sure.
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Was that a blender?
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It's a Chinese symbol for tranquility.
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That was my next guess.
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I got it when we did Classroom
Three tangos to Hong Kong.
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That was my favorite episode.
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We, uh, took a field trip to
the Stock Exchange last week.
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There were all these guys
throwing stuff around and screaming.
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It was wicked loud.
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Oh. Well, it sounds interesting.
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Watch this.
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What are you gonna do with that?
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Ooh.
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I don't know.
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Maybe I was a little hard on term.
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Well, you can be that way.
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Can I, uh, can I get
you some more pretzels?
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Sure. Sure, thanks.
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Great.
Can I get you anything else for free?
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Uh, maybe some mustard, a pack
of napkins, my shirt, uh, my wallet.
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Hey, maybe you'd like to fuck my wife.
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That's a very difficult question to answer.
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Uh, you know what?
Just forget the pretzels. I'm fine.
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Ooh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Uh-oh.
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Beefer.
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Shit. It's my producer.
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Just a second.
I can't believe this asshole.
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I'll just, uh, wait here.
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I'm gonna call Jeremy.
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Uh, no.
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Don't do that. Why not?
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Uh, because, um, the game's on.
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Don't want to miss the game.
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I mean, nothing beats watching a good game.
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What are you talking about?
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We're not shooting tonight.
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Well, nobody called me.
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Uh, Rio?
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No. You cannot give my lines to Brittany.
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Because I'm prettier than she is.
That's why.
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Rio? Rio?
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Rio? Rio?
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I've got to get to the set.
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Thanks for watching. Bye.
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All right. We're coming back.
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Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
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What's going on?
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Wait. We were watching that.
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Sorry. The People's Choice Awards.
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I'm predicting a murder she wrote sweep.
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That's wonderful.
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Come on. Come on. This is a sports ball.
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I'm gonna get you a drink.
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That's wonderful. Come on.
Come on. This is a sports ball.
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Hey. Hey. You want a piece of me?
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Hey.
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He ain't quite right in his head, he ain't.
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Why don't we finish watching
the game in your place, huh?
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Or, uh, we could go to your place.
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Damn. Damn. The table's out.
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Besides, you're the one with the big
new TV you've been yacking about since
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the morning.
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Uh-huh. Uh, or we, uh... You
know, my place is way across town.
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Have you heard about these yellow
cars that for money will take you anywhere
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you want to go?
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I believe they're called Taxi Cab. Come on.
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All right. Let me just make a
phone call, because I have to, um...
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Call, uh, somewhere.
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Fine. Fine.
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Uh... Oh, no. I'll wait outside.
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Hi. This is Eddie Charles.
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I'm not here, but I'm thinking about you.
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That's for sure.
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Jeremy, are you there?
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Jeremy!
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Listen, your dad and I are coming over.
We're on our way. So if you're there
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, go home.
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Okay?
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Jeremy?
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We'll be right back after this.
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I guess you're not there.
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Shit! This is fucking perfect.
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Ow!
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Great. Can I get you a beer?
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Yeah, I'd love a beer.
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Ooh, boy.
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Oh, my God!
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What? What? This TV.
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It's huge. You weren't kidding, were you?
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It's great, isn't it?
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Here you go. Thanks.
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You know, the great thing about Ewing
is, he's like the ideal combination of
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offensive defense.
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Sorry?
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13 seconds.
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Fine player, Ewing.
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What the hell?
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You and cuff me, Uncle Eddie.
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I can't fucking believe this. You said
you were just going to watch a movie.
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You know, change of plans.
283
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Key. Key.
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There's my fucking key.
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What's that?
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Nothing. I was just singing.
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And I got a brand new TV.
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Ah ha.
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Ha! Found it.
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Must have fallen in my drawer.
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Thank God.
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What happened?
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Are you all right?
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Jeremy. Jeremy!
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Okay! Okay!
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Come on, Jeremy. What's the deal?
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I really don't want to talk about it.
I just want to go home.
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Eddie! Eddie, you're going to miss this!
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Be quiet.
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All right, Dave. This will be coming in.
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What are you doing?
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I'm missing a great game.
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Don't look at my refrigerator.
304
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What for?
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00:14:56,004 --> 00:15:02,000
I got a lemon the size of a soccer ball.
You wouldn't believe it.
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What am I supposed to do? Celebrate?
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Really? Go. Go. Go see it. It's amazing.
308
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Okay. I haven't seen a lemon all day.
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Come on. Come on.
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Is this the one you're talking about?
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Because I've seen much
bigger ones than this.
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No, I'm not. I'm going to say
he's still got eight seconds left now.
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Shut the fuck up.
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Jeremy?
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What are you doing here?
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00:15:31,004 --> 00:15:34,000
Well, I was returning my plunger.
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Thanks a lot, champ.
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00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:39,000
When did you come in? I mean,
I've been gone for like two seconds.
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He's been here.
He was in the bathroom, plunging away.
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Didn't you hear the "thwaka thwaka thwaka"?
321
00:15:47,004 --> 00:15:49,000
How much did I owe you?
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00:15:49,004 --> 00:15:51,000
I don't know. What, 50 bucks?
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00:15:51,004 --> 00:15:54,000
50 bucks? Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
324
00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:58,000
I'm not an idiot. He's not a plumber.
What the hell is going on here?
325
00:15:58,004 --> 00:16:06,000
I, uh... Jeremy had a date with Rio,
and I said they could use my place.
326
00:16:06,004 --> 00:16:09,000
So if you're going to be
mad at anyone, be mad at me.
327
00:16:09,004 --> 00:16:13,000
Okay. You're grounded for a month.
328
00:16:13,004 --> 00:16:15,000
Fine. Can we go home now?
329
00:16:15,004 --> 00:16:17,000
Don't smart off to me, mister.
You're grounded for two months.
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00:16:17,004 --> 00:16:19,000
You? I'll deal with later. Let's go.
331
00:16:19,004 --> 00:16:28,000
Man.
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00:16:28,004 --> 00:16:46,000
Oh, jeez.
333
00:16:49,004 --> 00:16:58,000
Oh, well, well. Look who's here.
334
00:16:58,004 --> 00:17:02,000
Did you, uh, bring by some hookers
for my son? Maybe a switchblade or...
335
00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:05,000
Some drugs? Look, I know you're pissed.
336
00:17:05,004 --> 00:17:07,000
No, no, no, no, no. This isn't pissed.
337
00:17:07,004 --> 00:17:10,000
Pissed is when you gave Jeremy
a BB gun for his eighth birthday.
338
00:17:10,004 --> 00:17:13,000
This is...
There's no word for what this is!
339
00:17:13,004 --> 00:17:16,000
Look, I'm sorry. You're right.
You know, I fucked up.
340
00:17:16,004 --> 00:17:21,000
But... Have you talked to
Jeremy about... The other night?
341
00:17:21,004 --> 00:17:23,000
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I think he got me loud and clear.
342
00:17:23,004 --> 00:17:25,000
And if he didn't, he'll have
plenty of time to think about it
343
00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:27,000
while he's grounded
for the next four months.
344
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,000
Unless, of course, you're
planning a breakout.
345
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:32,000
Okay, okay. I get it.
You're upset, all right?
346
00:17:32,004 --> 00:17:36,000
Look, I'm just saying, instead of
grounding Jeremy, maybe you should try
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00:17:36,004 --> 00:17:37,000
talking to him.
348
00:17:37,004 --> 00:17:38,545
Oh, really? Well, you
are the last person
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00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,000
who should be giving
parenting advice.
350
00:17:40,004 --> 00:17:42,000
And what is that supposed to mean?
351
00:17:42,004 --> 00:17:44,000
You're nothing but a big baby.
352
00:17:44,004 --> 00:17:47,000
Oh, oh, I want a big TV.
I want to play with my mashed potatoes.
353
00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:49,000
When you're a parent, sometimes
you have to have discipline.
354
00:17:49,004 --> 00:17:51,000
Sometimes you have to be the bad guy.
355
00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:54,000
And maybe if you could stop being
the bad guy for a fucking second,
356
00:17:54,004 --> 00:17:56,000
you would realize that
something is going on with Jeremy.
357
00:17:56,004 --> 00:17:59,000
And what he needs right now is a good guy.
358
00:17:59,004 --> 00:18:08,000
Thanks for telling me.
359
00:18:22,004 --> 00:18:24,000
What am I, a man or a mouse?
360
00:18:24,004 --> 00:18:33,000
I love your haircut.
361
00:18:33,004 --> 00:18:35,000
No, it looks really great.
362
00:18:35,004 --> 00:18:38,000
You want a soda or something?
363
00:18:38,004 --> 00:18:40,000
How about a beer?
364
00:18:40,004 --> 00:18:42,000
Two grape sodas coming up.
365
00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:55,000
So, tell me about the big date with Rio.
366
00:18:55,004 --> 00:18:58,000
Has it gone beyond a kiss yet?
367
00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,911
What'd you guys
do? Did you go to the
368
00:18:59,923 --> 00:19:02,000
movies or have dinner
or just have sex ?
369
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
I'm just making conversation.
370
00:19:05,004 --> 00:19:07,000
No, we didn't have sex.
371
00:19:07,004 --> 00:19:10,000
Jeremy, it's okay.
I mean, you can tell me if you did.
372
00:19:10,004 --> 00:19:14,000
You know, I want you to be able
to talk to me about these things.
373
00:19:14,004 --> 00:19:16,000
I know, Dad, but I didn't.
374
00:19:16,004 --> 00:19:18,000
Oh.
375
00:19:18,004 --> 00:19:21,000
You really can't tell
me if you did, you know.
376
00:19:21,004 --> 00:19:24,000
All right. You want to know what happened?
377
00:19:24,004 --> 00:19:29,000
She handcuffed me to a bed,
masturbated with a vibrator, and then left.
378
00:19:47,004 --> 00:19:50,000
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait. Are you okay?
379
00:19:50,004 --> 00:19:51,391
Well, when she left
me there chained
380
00:19:51,403 --> 00:19:53,000
to the bed, I mostly
felt like a doofus .
381
00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:57,000
But other than that, it
was fun in a weird way.
382
00:19:57,004 --> 00:20:07,000
Jeremy, sex is different things
to different people, you know.
383
00:20:07,004 --> 00:20:09,000
I mean, some people like to...
384
00:20:09,004 --> 00:20:14,274
tie each other up.
Other people, they
385
00:20:14,286 --> 00:20:20,000
don't even want the
lights on, you know.
386
00:20:20,004 --> 00:20:25,000
So when the time comes,
you'll figure out what you like.
387
00:20:25,004 --> 00:20:28,000
I think I liked it better the
times I did it without handcuffs.
388
00:20:28,004 --> 00:20:31,000
Well, see? See, there you go.
389
00:20:31,004 --> 00:20:41,000
You mean you've...
you've had sex?
390
00:20:41,004 --> 00:20:44,000
Well, not with Ryo.
She just tied me up and masturbated.
391
00:20:44,004 --> 00:20:46,000
I know, I know, I got that part.
392
00:20:46,004 --> 00:20:51,000
You're not a... A virgin?
393
00:20:51,004 --> 00:20:54,000
No. No, not for a long time.
394
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,000
Not since Christmas.
395
00:20:59,004 --> 00:21:03,000
Merry Christmas, little kitties.
396
00:21:03,004 --> 00:21:10,000
Are you okay, Dad?
397
00:21:10,004 --> 00:21:13,000
I don't know, Henry.
Things are different now.
398
00:21:13,004 --> 00:21:15,000
Sure. Sure.
399
00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:18,000
I know this has a lot for you to do.
400
00:21:18,004 --> 00:21:20,000
But it's bound to happen sometime.
401
00:21:20,004 --> 00:21:22,066
I mean, I'm growing
up, and that's gonna
402
00:21:22,078 --> 00:21:24,000
mean some adjustments
for both of us.
403
00:21:24,004 --> 00:21:27,000
Is there a chiropractor in the house?
404
00:21:27,004 --> 00:21:29,000
You know what?
405
00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:31,000
We're gonna be okay.
406
00:21:31,004 --> 00:21:34,000
What? That's what I was gonna say.
407
00:21:34,004 --> 00:21:42,000
There's never a problem so great
between his son and his parents that it can't
408
00:21:42,004 --> 00:21:43,000
be worked out.
409
00:21:43,004 --> 00:21:46,000
Yeah, what do you say, huh? Two beers?
410
00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:50,000
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That'd be great.
411
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:55,000
And get yourself a soda.
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