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Well, Alan, I am really proud of you.
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But I have to say I am going to miss
our Wednesday morning sessions.
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How do you feel?
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Scared, but good. I'm feeling really good.
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Here, I got you this.
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Oh, how sweet. You shouldn't have.
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It's lovely.
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See, I have this broken vase
and I sort of glued it back together.
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Simpleizing the pieces of your life
coming together to form a whole?
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Uh, no. But that's a nice thought.
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Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you.
It's been a tough four years, but I
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think I'm finally ready
to take the big step.
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Good for you.
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You know, I think I'm just going to
put this right over here and then every
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time I look at it, it'll
remind me of...
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Oh my gosh. Alan!
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You see, it's all about how the
thirst for power corrupts. It's sort of a
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modern version of Macbeth.
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Like that. One tiny
little tweak, though.
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Could you make all
the characters lesbians?
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Aha!
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Give me a... I don't... Trivic!
Well, we're done for the day.
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Do my hands look swollen to you?
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Anyway, I'm off to the Puna Institute
in Nepal. It's an intensive seven day
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program of yoga and meditation
designed to help you find your center and
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increase your flexibility.
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Wow, Gibby. Good for you.
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Indeed. And at the
end of the week, they
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promise I'll be able
to suck myself off.
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Now while I'm gone, I'd like to leave
the reins of the company in capable
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hands.
Unfortunately, Marty will have to do.
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Gibby, thank you. I'm honored.
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Here's your little list of chores,
John Boy. If you've got any questions,
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catch me before the end of the day.
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Well, I'm off.
Be sure to send us a postcard.
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- Bye now, Trips. - Bye, Gibby.
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Bye, Mr. Viss.
Bump my eyes, Gibby, but have a nice trip.
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Hey, Martin.
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Listen, Martin, can I come in at three?
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Yeah, I could use a bigger office.
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What, for your hands?
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I want a company car. Seriously.
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There'll be none of that during
the Tapper administration.
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Have you not seen me on the postage stamps?
I am the king.
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Hey, Jude.
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Guess what? Too late. Gibby's going
on vacation and he's leaving me in
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charge. Isn't that great?
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Huh?
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So how was your morning?
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Oh, well.
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You know the first thing I'm going to do?
I'm going to put some new candy in
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those vending machines. I mean, come on.
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How many people
actually eat Clark tomorrow?
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I don't know.
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Did I say something wrong?
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Jude, what's the problem?
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Problem? Why should there be any problem?
I mean, just because my 1030
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jumped out my office window.
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Oh, my God.
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Four years ago, he came to me not
knowing what to do with his life. Well, I
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guess I helped him figure it out.
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You can't blame yourself. I mean,
I'm sure you did everything you could.
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Yeah, I could have locked my window.
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That's not what I mean. When someone's
going to kill themselves, you know,
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there's only so much you can do.
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Those people are very determined.
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Martin, I'm a therapist.
I mean, I'm supposed to help people.
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And you have. You
have. Think of all the
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patients you didn't
help kill themselves.
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Stop that laughing.
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Where do you think you are?
At amusement park?
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Jude, could you... I'm OK.
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Look, maybe you
should just give her a call.
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No, no, no, no. I don't need to go
back into therapy, really. I vented. It
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was inappropriate, but I'm much better now.
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Hi. Ready to order?
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Yeah. I'll have the tuna, please.
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I'm sorry. Bad choice. We're out of tuna.
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Well, then why is it on the menu?
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Uh, I'll send someone out for something.
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Jude, why don't we just give her a call?
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Call the printers. Tell them the
lettering on the cover of "Blood on a
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Matrix" should be read.
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Did it?
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Pick out a new set of coasters
for the conference room table.
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Did it?
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That's it for Tuesday.
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Jesus, running a company is cinchie.
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We're already two days ahead
and Gibby hasn't even left yet.
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What's up for Wednesday?
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Restock Gibby's refrigerator
with diet fudge soda.
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Right.
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Fire an editor.
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Oh, geez. Change the toner in the
copy machine. You better wear gloves.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I can't
fire an editor. Oh, wait. This must be
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a typo. He must mean hire an editor.
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Gibby!
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Gibby!
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Gibby!
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Gibby!
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Gibby, hark.
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Come here. Thank God you're still here.
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I was just going
through your list and I got
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to the part where it
said hire an editor.
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What's the matter,
Marty? A girlfriend
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pissing your eye?
That says fire an editor.
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Thanks for clarifying that.
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Yeah. Well, you know, times being
what they are. That's a pro tater.
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Hey, Fisk. Your limo is here.
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Oh, all right. Gibby, just one
more tiny, tiny, tiny little question.
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Did you have any particular editor in mind?
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No, no. It's entirely up to you.
They're your friends. Now, Marty, you will
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take care of this, won't you?
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Gibby, you know, Marty, if you do a
good job on this test drive, there might
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be a little surprise in it
for you when I get back.
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Really?
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Joe, I'm going to be made
a vice president of the firm.
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You can count on me. All right then.
Get the bags, will you?
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And how did that make you feel?
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Guilty. Obviously sad. A little betrayed.
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You know what you need? A hug.
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A what?
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Sometimes people just need a hug.
Come here.
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It's not very Freudian, is it?
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No, but it's very real.
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This is nice.
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You know, I actually am beginning
to feel... What are you doing?
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How does this make you feel?
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Well, Herb, it fills me with rage.
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Interesting, and?
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And get the fuck off of me!
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Ow! I hurt my wrist!
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Todd's got the best agency contacts, right?
Marlene, she's very tight with
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that guy in the Times.
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And Carter, he brought
in that big surfing book.
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Would you make up your mind already?
I'm missing my wrestling.
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"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown."
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I'm thinking.
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Well, don't strain
yourself too much, you
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know. It's not like
you're the real boss.
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Where's the triple fried beef?
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Let me tell you something.
If you're ever going to get anywhere,
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you're going to have to learn to
make decisions like this in a deliberate
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and meaningful way.
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Yeah, well, whatever
you do, don't fire Fred.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why not Fred?
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Well, you know, he's the type who
would come back with an AK-47 mow us all
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down in the snack room.
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Okay. Okay. That's it.
Come on. You leave it.
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Wait. Hang on. I'm not full yet.
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Martin, wait.
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Toby's here. I assure you,
this is strictly professional.
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Oh, please.
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No, no. I know how it looks.
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Two attractive people
ordering Chinese at the sour.
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Would you stop?
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Herb made a pass at me.
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Oh, my God.
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So I pushed him out the window.
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What are you, going for a record?
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Is he dead?
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Broken wrist.
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Hey, forget this firing idea.
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All we have to do is
have one of these guys
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near a window and
let Judith do her stuff.
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Goodbye, Toby.
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Nothing happened here tonight. Nothing.
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Can I have some scotch, please?
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Judith, I... This has really
not been a good week for me.
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One dead, one injured.
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Come on. There's lots of other therapists.
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No, no, no. I don't want another therapist.
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I'm not even sure that
I should be a therapist.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You're just upset.
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No, I'm serious.
I don't think I can do this anymore.
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But this is what you are.
This is what you've always wanted to be.
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No.
What I really wanted to be was a Princess.
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This was my second choice.
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Okay, look. What I'm getting
here is a feeling of powerlessness.
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Oh, please don't give me
that psychological bullshit.
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I am not in the mood.
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Thank God. What am I supposed
to say to my patients tomorrow?
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I'm more screwed up than they are.
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Definitely.
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Maybe you should take a few days off.
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You know, I mean, get a little perspective.
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Spend some time with the
baby and just... See you show.
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Is it fantastic still playing?
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It's been playing for 30 years.
I think it's a pretty safe bet.
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Thanks.
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Who am I to decide
whether a man's to live or die?
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Here. I know you're having a hard
time, so I made you cappuccino.
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Thank you, Toni. That's very thoughtful.
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This is coffee.
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I know, but I thought you'd enjoy
it more if I called it a cappuccino.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I know, but I thought you'd enjoy
it more if I called it a cappuccino.
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So, did you make your decision yet?
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No. No, I haven't.
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None of these people deserve to be fired.
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Well, look, maybe
it's not who's the worst.
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Maybe it's who
needs to drop the least.
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That's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard.
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Suit yourself.
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On the other hand... Carter!
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How's your brother doing on his ranch?
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Boy, it'd be great to trade
places with him, wouldn't it?
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Out there, under the stars.
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That's a life, isn't it?
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Didn't I tell you? He got gored by a steer.
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Really?
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The worst part of it?
Guess who got stuck with the medical bills?
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I just found out my
son's gonna need braces.
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Oh, yeah? My kid had braces.
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You know, it's a lot less
expensive than you might think.
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I meant leg braces.
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Oh. She left me, Martin.
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After 37 years, gone.
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Just like that.
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And this would be your wife?
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I came home and all there was was
a plate of scrambled eggs and a note.
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Well, change can sometimes be a good thing.
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If it weren't for this job, I
don't know what the fuck I'd do.
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Keep up the good work.
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I heard about your husband's promotion.
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Please, congratulations.
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Well, actually, that was Marlene's husband.
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Mine just got laid off.
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Oh.
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Marlene, I just heard about your
husband's promotion. Congratulations.
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Sure. Maybe he'll come out of the coma too.
Enjoy it.
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How long do you think
we can live like this?
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Under pressure 24 hours
a day, grinding us to pieces.
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Okay. Okay. I'll just go to the staff
meeting, you know, and I'll see what
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the people have and
I'll just make a decision.
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Oh, you're better because Gibby
will be here in less than an hour.
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Hello. Guess what?
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Quick, Martin. Get away from the windows.
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Stop it. Give me that.
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Look, I'm kind of busy. Can this wait?
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Well, I did it. I quit my job.
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Uh-huh. Good for you.
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No, no, no. I mean,
I really quit. I called
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all my patients. I
gave them referrals.
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I'm not a therapist anymore.
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Terrific.
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You really think so because I
really feel it's a very positive move.
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Martin?
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Sure. Sure. Well, at least
one of us can make a decision.
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You have my complete and
total support and I gotta go.
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Martin, there's just one more thing.
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Yeah.
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Uh, I'm just wondering
what I'm supposed to do now.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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You're the chair.
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Okay.
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Is that a new tire? It's just my eyes.
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Shut up, Carter. Okay.
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Let's just do it the way we always do it.
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Todd, what do you have?
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Actually, my throat's a little scratchy.
I think I might be coming down.
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Books, books, books, Todd.
Come on. Make it quick.
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Oh, okay. The year is 1943.
A little boy scurries through an alley.
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Quicker.
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Uh, incest.
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Okay, Allison?
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Well, it's a little hard to explain.
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Well, try.
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Um, adultery in a mountain cabin.
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Marlene.
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Bugs in a jar.
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Fred?
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Golf.
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Regular or miniature?
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Regular.
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Terrific. Carter?
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Tiny birds from
outer space teach a
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little girl the true
meaning of Christmas.
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This is it.
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These are the ideas you have for me?
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Oh, I think I'm having a nosebleed.
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Oh, Todd, don't be a big baby.
Nobody ever died from a nosebleed.
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Martin, calm down.
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Are you making fun of me?
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No.
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Good. Because I don't think anyone
who hasn't had a decent book in two and a
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half years should be making fun of anyone.
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And you are just about this
close to being... yelled at.
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A lot.
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Ooh, a lot.
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Don't laugh at me! There's nothing
to laugh about! I haven't heard a good
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idea all day!
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Hey, I thought my adultery
thing was pretty good.
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It sucked. Maybe you should spend
a little more time on your work and a
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little less time on your hair.
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What?
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What kind of staff are you, anyway?
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I've got the Breck girl in idiot with a
nosebleed, a loser potential maniac,
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and a woman whose
husband's got one foot
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in the grave. I mean,
you're all useless!
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I should fire every fucking one of you!
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I love the delicate way you talk to
your employees and still indicate that
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you're not quite pleased with them.
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Excuse me.
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Was I the loser or the potential maniac?
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You know, I realize it's just like
that anxiety you feel right before you
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dive off a high board.
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You know what I mean?
That's always the hardest part.
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After that, it's like a piece of cake.
It's just that... What are you doing?
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Packing up. I'm fired.
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What are you talking about?
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Everyone else around here can do their job.
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I had one little job to do and I
couldn't do it, so I fired myself.
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Yeah, that's right. I had a little
talk with you. I took it pretty well.
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No, no, no, no, no. This is okay.
Yeah, I'm okay. I'm just a failure. A
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failure, a failure, a failure.
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Okay, Martin, relax. Breathe.
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Good.
Now, why don't you tell me what happened?
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I can't choose.
You know, they're all
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equally good and
they're all equally stupid.
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No, mostly stupid, but I
just can't fucking pick one.
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Well, if that's how you feel, then
here's something you might do.
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Take a hat.
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I don't have a hat.
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Okay, then take a box.
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There's one.
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Good. Now, put all the names in the
box and just pull one out at random.
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Oh, I'm not gonna do that.
That's ridiculous.
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Why is it ridiculous?
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Because it's not fair.
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Not fair to whom?
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The others.
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And who were the others?
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Everyone but Todd.
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You've made your decision. There.
Now you just have to act on it.
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I can't.
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Why not?
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Don't you understand?
He's another human being.
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I can't. I just can't. He'll hate me.
They'll all hate me. I mean, I'll hate
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me. There'll be a lot of hate.
You know, trust me.
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Now, why are you so sure
that they're gonna hate you?
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Because I'll be hateful.
Come on. I'll be just like Gibby.
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They don't hate
Gibby because he's the
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boss. They hate Gibby
because he's Gibby.
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And you aren't.
And then whether he realized it or not,
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Gibby picked a much better
person than himself to do the job.
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Amen.
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00:18:11,004 --> 00:18:17,000
You quit your job?
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So how was your trip?
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I came this close.
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So, uh, you gave old Todd the boot, eh?
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Not a healthy fellow. Was it fun?
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00:18:36,004 --> 00:18:40,000
No. No, not particularly, but I
feel comfortable with my decision.
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Well, aren't you the little Wolverine?
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Nice work.
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As you may recall, I promised you a
little surprise when I returned, and I'm
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a man of my word.
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Joe, I'm going to be made
a vice president of the firm.
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It's a whistle.
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A whistle?
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That's it?
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Well, they also got you an oversized
chocolate phallus, but I got a bit
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hungry on the flight. You know how it is.
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You're giving me a whistle.
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Well, it's not just a whistle. It's a
large wooden whistle. Do you like it?
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No.
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No, I don't.
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What I'd like is a promotion.
What I'd like is a raise. What I'd like is
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some fucking respect.
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Oh. Well, well, you get the whistle.
Blow on that for a while, Marty.
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Uh, by the way,
Gibby, I, uh, I gave
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Todd an extra
nine-month suffering's pay.
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You vicious backstabbing skin stick.
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Here's the Rosenthal galleys.
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And thank you for believing in me.
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Oh!
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You always say the right thing, don't you?
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Especially to the boss.
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Yeah.
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Hey, you're still here.
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Great. Hi.
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Hi. How did things go with Todd?
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Well, except for a brief seizure,
you know, it, uh, you took it pretty well.
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And Gibby?
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About the same.
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00:20:04,004 --> 00:20:08,000
Oh, oh, look, I, uh, I brought
you something for Little Richard.
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Oh, that is so sweet. Oh, come here.
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Look. Yes, this is for you.
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Thanks, Martin.
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Thank you. You don't mean for yesterday.
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Oh, no, no, it was nothing.
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00:20:26,004 --> 00:20:30,000
No, no, no, it wasn't nothing.
You know, you were terrific.
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Jude, don't, don't,
don't quit, okay? This
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is what you're good
at, really, really.
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I mean, you can help somebody as
fucked up as I... It's crazed. It's crazed.
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As I am. You can help anybody.
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00:20:42,004 --> 00:20:47,000
You're right. I mean, I am good at
this, and I shouldn't just throw it away.
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00:20:47,004 --> 00:20:50,000
Martin, you're a genius.
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00:20:50,004 --> 00:20:54,000
But I'm going to. I don't want to
do this anymore. I'm too burned out.
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What are you gonna do?
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00:20:56,004 --> 00:21:00,000
Well, I thought I'd do some volunteer
work, and Richard's gonna show me how
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to do gene splicing, and... I mostly
just want to spend time with my baby.
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My baby needs him.
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