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Martin, you're going to be late for work.
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What do you mean? It's only 8 o'clock.
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Trust me, you're going to be late.
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Nothing can persuade me.
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No, no, no, no,
really, really, I have to
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get to that meeting
with Mac and Ashland.
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Perfect, and already in position.
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Although they're practically never on time.
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Yes, yes, go and get it.
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The beach is in Greece.
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But the rhythm of the beach is uneven.
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If only I can keep it going.
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Oh shit.
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I'm always in a hurry, honey.
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Always in a hurry.
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I'm going to be late.
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I told you.
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Lock up for me, will ya?
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I'll see you at the office.
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That's enough.
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Get to the showers.
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Ta-da!
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What are you trying to do?
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Give me a heart attack.
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I dyed my hair.
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You like it?
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It's not human.
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It's the hair of an ape.
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It's brown.
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Chocolate almond brown.
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You like it?
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Tell the truth.
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Uh, no.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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I was... stuck on the subway.
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Ah, don't worry about it.
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Whoa, look at you.
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You been working out?
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Doesn't he look terrific?
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Oh, cut the shit, Mac.
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He looks fine.
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So, uh, so where's the book?
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Is it wonderful?
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Huh?
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Small problem with the book.
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It's not exactly what you'd
call... Yet. But soon. Real soon.
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Soon.
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We go to press in two weeks.
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Soon is not what I need right now.
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What I need right now is a
manuscript about this thick.
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Now... How far have you gotten?
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Look, you might as well
forget about the book.
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We've been stuck on the
carriage scene for six months.
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She's stuck. I got a million ideas.
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Unfortunately, they all suck.
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What?
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I'm not sure.
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I got a million ideas.
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Unfortunately, they all suck.
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Whoa, is that one of your
fancy Smith College words?
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Come on, come on.
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Let's keep it positive.
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Okay, so... We're in the carriage
with the Baroness riding along, right?
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Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, in there.
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On the side of the road is the peasant boy.
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Okay, what happens now?
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She runs over and kisses him.
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Great! Great! Now, I like that.
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You are an emotional midget.
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There is no way she would
kiss him after what he did to her.
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Okay, okay, all right.
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I mean, we can entertain
her the suggestions.
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She should shoot him in the head.
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Yeah, right.
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Kill the main character in chapter six.
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You're a genius.
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Why not?
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That way we can type the end on it,
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and I won't have to look at
your stupid face anymore.
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So, we're in the carriage.
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And by the way, the peasant
boy is not the main character.
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If it weren't for the Baroness,
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he'd still be riding in a vice
column for the Detroit Free Press.
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Eat me.
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Ooh, that's clever.
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I think we may have a new title.
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When I see how silly people
behave, I'm glad I'm a camel.
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Excuse me.
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May I make an observation?
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You guys aren't blocked. You're fucked.
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And if you don't have this book
in two weeks, then I'm fucked.
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So, you better get some help.
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And quick.
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Okay.
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Now, here's the name of a therapist.
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Oh, I'm not going to see any therapist.
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That's so...obvious.
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Of course you wouldn't want to go.
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A therapist who's
been right through your
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bullshit before your
butt hit the couch.
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Ooh, he stung you there.
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You're not going to let him
get away with that, are you?
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Get that.
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He doesn't care about me.
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He cares more about our fucking
doorman's feelings than he does about mine.
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I cannot believe you just said that.
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You have to bring the doorman into this.
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The man is a prince.
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He fought two wars for this country.
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And every day, no matter what kind
of mood he's in, it's always, "Good
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morning, Mac. Good evening, Mac.
Always with a smile."
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So just leave Nelson out of this.
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I can't talk to him. He's an idiot.
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You know what?
Why don't we try a role-playing exercise?
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Mac, you be Ashlyn, and Ashlyn, you be Mac.
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Just relax and talk about
whatever comes to mind.
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Hi, Ashlyn.
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Hi, Mac.
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No, you're doing great. Just keep going.
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Say, you pick up any coffee?
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Yes, it's in the cabinet.
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I don't see any coffee.
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No, not that cabinet, the other one.
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Okay, that's just a great beginning,
but maybe now we could try and go a
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little deeper.
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Oh. Oh, I get it. Okay.
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I'm a little upset because
I can't find the coffee.
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Sorry, honey. I forgot to pick it up.
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I was too busy fucking our
business manager's assistant.
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You won't let that die, will you?
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Maybe if I apologized,
you'd feel a little better.
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Are you still playing Mac, or are
you just... Who's who's who here?
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He's the one who can't
keep his dick in his pants.
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I'm the one who stayed in character.
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Uh-huh. Okay, so what I'm
hearing is that Mac had an affair.
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One night, she meant nothing to me.
I didn't even buy her food.
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Is that supposed to make me
feel better, you piece of shit?
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Okay, I am sensing that
there's a little anger here.
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Infidelity often does generate mistrust.
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But we can work through
that, through communication.
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He can rot in hell for all I care.
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And see your family?
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Ah, excellent. The barriers are
really beginning to come down now.
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And we will be exploring this further,
but first, could I have my egg back?
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Excuse me.
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You know, my cousin's friend
once opened a bag of corn chips,
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and there was nothing
inside but human fingers.
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Come on. That never happened.
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Sure it did.
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Here, Toby, I got you some chips.
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Nice hair. It's pretty.
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Oh, thank you, Toby.
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Well, I'd better go back upstairs.
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Alan's waiting on the cover art
for the new Libby Friedman book.
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Okay.
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Here, Gibby called from Australia.
He said it was extremely urgent.
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Toby, this phone number's
missing the last two digits.
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Well, then you better start dialing.
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Why don't you be nice to her?
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Toby, I'm sorry about your hair.
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I mean, what I said about your hair.
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You know, it's just that you look awful.
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You surprised me.
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I know it looks bad, but would
it have been so tough to lie?
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You said tell the truth.
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Oh, please.
Don't you think I have feelings?
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I ought to have you killed.
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Hey. Saved by the bell.
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Hello. Shall we?
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Toby, nice hat. You think? Yeah.
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Excuse us.
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So, you saw Judith, huh?
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How'd it go?
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Well, we've got a lot of work to do.
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A lot of work. So let's get to it, huh?
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No, no, no.
He's talking about the relationship.
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Thanks to him, we're so
damaged, we can't write anymore.
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She's got a lot of anger.
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So we're gonna put the book on hold
and, well, you know, concentrate on us.
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You make me so much trouble.
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Come on. Come on. You can concentrate
on two things at once, or you can't.
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I often watch TV and read a
magazine at the same time.
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Judith thinks we should stay as
far away from the book as possible.
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She was fairly clear on that point.
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She was, was she?
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You see?
That's what leads to her own diapnosis.
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Oh, hi. I ordered you a nice tea.
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Are you insane?
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What? You love iced tea.
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What the hell did you tell Mac and Ashlyn?
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Martin, you know better than that.
Professional ethics.
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Don't mime in front of me.
I want to know what you--
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Hi, I'm Nancy.
How are you folks doing today?
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Fine. Good. Have you had a
chance to look over your menu?
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Uh, yes. Can I have a Cobb salad, please?
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You sure can. And for the gentleman?
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I don't care.
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Fantastic.
Looks like it's Nancy's day to choose.
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What do you plan to do about this?
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About what?
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About the book. I need the book.
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You were supposed to
get them to finish the book.
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Martin, I'm a therapist.
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My first priority is getting Ashlyn
and Mac's relationship back on track.
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The writing was getting in the way.
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Are you sure?
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What are you doing?
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Come on. I'm desperate.
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Help me out here, will ya?
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I'm sorry, but I have a professional
responsibility to my patients,
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and I am not about to jupred us.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's all bullshit anyway.
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Look, you can make
them do whatever you want.
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Why can't you make them do what I want?
Is that so hard?
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This discussion is over.
And by the way, I'm sorry.
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For what?
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What's the matter? Eggs cold?
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Wine cob salad? And for the
gentleman, the fisherman's platter.
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Refill on the ice tea?
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You're as funny as a cry for help.
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Ashlyn?
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May I come in? I was just
out walking and... I don't know.
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What a spiffy.
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Is something wrong?
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Everything. Everything's wrong.
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Have you tried writing?
Sometimes that's
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just the trick, you
know, the writing.
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Things haven't been
the same between Mac
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and me since... Since
you stopped writing?
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Since you screwed around on me.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Have you thought about
working it into the book?
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I can't work with Mac right now.
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Judith says I still have too
much anger towards him.
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Well, there's an old saying.
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Fuck me, Martin.
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That's not the one I was thinking of.
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Make love to me. Right now.
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If you're losing your buttons...
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Maybe if I can make things
even, I can let go of the anger.
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No, no, no, no, no. Stop that.
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No one will ever know.
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Ashlyn, I really don't think
this is a good idea, you know.
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Protect me in this my hour of temptation.
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What was I saying?
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Martin, I think I just got a great idea.
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Oh, no. No, no, really.
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In the carriage scene.
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I can't. Really, I shouldn't.
You know what?
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It just goes against
everything that I'm all about.
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And I... That feels good.
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That was absolutely incredible.
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You know the part I like the best?
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Why?
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Where that guy is twirling
around that gigantic knife
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and Indy pulls out his
gun and just shoots him.
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I love that.
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Martin, it's me. Are you here?
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Okay, pal. We're going up.
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Party's over.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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It's not what it looks like.
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It looks like you're having sex.
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Well, there you go.
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You're right. Here I go.
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No, no, Jodi, wait. Wait, Jodi, wait.
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It was just a big mistake.
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No, I don't blame her one bit.
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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Jodi! Jodi!
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Look at this! You crazy grubs!
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You smashed my tomatoes!
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You're going to pay for every
one of those tomatoes you hear.
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Every one of them.
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Oh, this is one of those days.
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I'm going to call the cops!
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Help!
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Help! Help!
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Please!
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Please!
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Think of your relationship as a tide.
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It ebbs and flows, and
sometimes while she's ebbing,
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you may have to learn how to flow.
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You're drunk, aren't you?
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No, I am not drunk.
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Look, I don't care if you are.
I'm just saying.
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Ashlyn, you seem to
be in a good mood today.
291
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Why don't you talk about those feelings?
292
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Well, yesterday I took a
long walk, had sex with Martin,
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and met the girls for lunch at Phineak.
294
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What's this made of, anyway?
295
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I'm sorry. You...
Took a long walk, had
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sex with Martin,
had lunch at Phineak.
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You had sex with Martin?
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Of course you did. Who hasn't?
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I believe that's Crystal.
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I'll kill him!
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Ah, perhaps you want
to explore those feelings.
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Perhaps I do.
303
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Wait a minute!
304
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,000
So, how is Phineak?
305
00:15:54,004 --> 00:16:05,000
Where's Martin? I'm gonna fucking kill him!
306
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He's not here, but when
you find him, make it hurt.
307
00:16:08,004 --> 00:16:13,000
So who are you?
308
00:16:13,004 --> 00:16:17,000
I was his girlfriend, until I
found him screwing some blonde.
309
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000
Yeah? Well, that blonde was my girlfriend!
310
00:16:21,004 --> 00:16:23,000
Oh, he's such a prick!
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00:16:23,004 --> 00:16:25,000
So is she.
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You must be devastated.
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I'm a wreck!
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Me too. I feel used.
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Betrayed.
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Lied to.
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You wanna get even?
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Absolutely.
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00:17:17,004 --> 00:17:22,000
What the hell are you doing?
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I'm gonna kill you, Tofa.
321
00:17:24,004 --> 00:17:26,000
What are you talking about?
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I'm gonna kill you!
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You screwed my girlfriend.
324
00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:35,000
Yeah, well, you screwed
my girlfriend in my apartment.
325
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Ex-girlfriend, you cheated on me.
326
00:17:39,004 --> 00:17:42,000
Well, it looks like we're
even now, doesn't it?
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00:17:42,004 --> 00:17:45,000
No, we're not. I... I didn't come.
328
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You didn't?
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You fucker!
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00:17:49,004 --> 00:17:51,000
You're your fucker!
331
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You're such a fucker!
332
00:17:53,004 --> 00:17:55,000
You're such a fucker!
333
00:17:55,004 --> 00:17:57,000
You're such a fucker!
334
00:17:57,004 --> 00:17:58,000
You're such a hasty fucker!
335
00:17:58,004 --> 00:18:00,000
Be careful, Mecha!
336
00:18:00,004 --> 00:18:05,000
The hell's going on here?
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00:18:05,004 --> 00:18:07,000
I didn't start it.
338
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000
Now let's try it a bit, Tom.
Let's behave like human beings.
339
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,000
Your boyfriend fucked my girlfriend!
340
00:18:15,004 --> 00:18:16,000
He's lying.
341
00:18:16,004 --> 00:18:19,000
He's so sick.
You fucked her just to get revenge.
342
00:18:19,004 --> 00:18:21,086
Well, that's why you
fucked him! It's true!
343
00:18:21,098 --> 00:18:23,000
It's true, I had
nothing to do with it.
344
00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:26,000
Oh, don't give me that shit!
You hurt me, Martin.
345
00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:29,000
Do you have any idea how I
felt when I walked in on you?
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00:18:29,004 --> 00:18:31,000
I think I have a pretty good idea, yes.
347
00:18:31,004 --> 00:18:33,000
Okay, Ashlyn, so now we're even.
348
00:18:33,004 --> 00:18:37,000
We're not even. We were even after
I fucked Martin. Now you're all one.
349
00:18:37,004 --> 00:18:38,000
Martin?
350
00:18:38,004 --> 00:18:39,004
I...
351
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
What is going on here?
352
00:18:41,004 --> 00:18:42,000
Not now, Judith.
353
00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:46,000
Don't you not now, Judith. Me.
Did you have sex with this woman?
354
00:18:46,004 --> 00:18:50,000
Fine mess you made of things, sister,
but that's all I could expect from a
355
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,000
dizzy blonde.
356
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,000
Whatever happened to no one will ever know?
357
00:18:53,004 --> 00:18:54,000
It slipped out.
358
00:18:54,004 --> 00:18:57,000
Whatever happened to
doctor-patient confidentiality?
359
00:18:57,004 --> 00:18:59,000
It slipped out.
360
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:02,000
Look, I do not appreciate
you sleeping with my patients.
361
00:19:02,004 --> 00:19:04,000
She told me you said it was a good idea.
362
00:19:04,004 --> 00:19:05,000
I never said that!
363
00:19:05,004 --> 00:19:06,000
That's what I got from it.
364
00:19:06,004 --> 00:19:07,000
See?
365
00:19:07,004 --> 00:19:08,000
I don't know what she's talking about.
366
00:19:08,004 --> 00:19:10,000
Of course you don't. You're stinking drunk.
367
00:19:10,004 --> 00:19:12,000
I am not drunk.
368
00:19:12,004 --> 00:19:14,000
This isn't my bra.
369
00:19:14,004 --> 00:19:16,000
That's my bra.
370
00:19:16,004 --> 00:19:18,000
And who are you?
371
00:19:18,004 --> 00:19:20,000
She's the slut who screwed my boyfriend.
372
00:19:20,004 --> 00:19:23,000
Hey, hey!
Don't you call my girlfriend a slut?
373
00:19:23,004 --> 00:19:25,000
I am not your girlfriend!
374
00:19:25,004 --> 00:19:27,000
And I don't need you to defend me!
375
00:19:27,004 --> 00:19:32,000
I am an independent woman of
the 90s and you hurt my feelings!
376
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
No! No!
377
00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:42,000
You know something?
378
00:19:42,004 --> 00:19:45,000
Ow!
379
00:19:45,004 --> 00:19:46,000
I'm not gonna kill you.
380
00:19:46,004 --> 00:19:48,000
'Cause it's cruel to let you live.
381
00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:53,000
I wanted Buddy Imager, your
girlfriend, riding me like a 10-speed bike.
382
00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:54,000
Heh.
383
00:19:54,004 --> 00:19:56,000
Pleasant dreams, I guess.
384
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Well, Martin, I hope you're happy.
385
00:20:02,004 --> 00:20:04,000
What are you talking about?
386
00:20:04,004 --> 00:20:07,000
None of this would have happened
if you hadn't let me seduce you.
387
00:20:07,004 --> 00:20:10,000
Let you? You threw yourself at me!
388
00:20:10,004 --> 00:20:12,000
How dare you!
389
00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:22,000
Stop looking at me like that and go home.
390
00:20:22,004 --> 00:20:25,000
Well, you've been a tremendous help.
391
00:20:25,004 --> 00:20:28,000
I was planning on using more
traditional therapy techniques,
392
00:20:28,004 --> 00:20:32,000
but it seems that there's no problem
that can't be solved by Martin Tupper
393
00:20:32,004 --> 00:20:33,000
and his magic penis.
394
00:20:33,004 --> 00:20:35,000
Hey!
395
00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:45,000
And thanks for coming.
396
00:20:48,004 --> 00:21:00,000
It's a funny old world.
397
00:21:00,004 --> 00:21:04,000
Man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
398
00:21:04,004 --> 00:21:06,000
Ta-da!
399
00:21:06,004 --> 00:21:10,000
Morning, Toby.
400
00:21:10,004 --> 00:21:14,000
Well, you like it? Tell the truth.
401
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
The truth?
402
00:21:16,004 --> 00:21:19,000
I love it.
403
00:21:19,004 --> 00:21:21,000
You look like a movie star.
404
00:21:21,004 --> 00:21:23,000
It's absolutely beautiful.
405
00:21:23,004 --> 00:21:24,000
It's a wig.
406
00:21:24,004 --> 00:21:26,000
I was testing you.
407
00:21:26,004 --> 00:21:28,000
You passed.
408
00:21:28,004 --> 00:21:31,000
Now is that so tough?
409
00:21:31,004 --> 00:21:37,000
Thank you.
410
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,000
Thank you.
411
00:21:38,004 --> 00:21:48,000
Well, well, well.
412
00:21:48,004 --> 00:21:50,000
Look who's here.
413
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:53,000
What's it gonna be this time, huh?
414
00:21:53,004 --> 00:21:55,000
Who wants that piece of me?
415
00:21:55,004 --> 00:21:57,000
Martin, calm down.
416
00:21:57,004 --> 00:22:02,000
We just wanted to let you know that
we put aside our differences and we can
417
00:22:02,004 --> 00:22:03,000
work together again.
418
00:22:03,004 --> 00:22:05,000
That's great.
419
00:22:05,004 --> 00:22:07,000
Just not with you.
420
00:22:07,004 --> 00:22:08,000
What are you talking about?
421
00:22:08,004 --> 00:22:11,000
It'd be too awkward after
everything that's happened.
422
00:22:11,004 --> 00:22:14,000
We need to work in an
atmosphere without conflict.
423
00:22:14,004 --> 00:22:16,000
Like Random House.
424
00:22:16,004 --> 00:22:19,000
I hate you!
425
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,000
Well, that's just fucking perfect.
426
00:22:22,004 --> 00:22:25,000
It's been terrific
working with you, Martin.
427
00:22:25,004 --> 00:22:30,000
Much continued success.
428
00:22:33,004 --> 00:22:38,178
I'm wanting about
that thing I said about
429
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:43,000
your girlfriend and
the 10-speed bike.
430
00:22:43,004 --> 00:22:44,000
Forget about it.
431
00:22:44,004 --> 00:22:45,000
Thanks.
432
00:22:45,004 --> 00:22:47,000
It was more like a Harley.
433
00:22:47,004 --> 00:22:50,000
Ham. Ham.
434
00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:53,267
When a man learns
to subdue anger, he
435
00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:57,000
finds it easier to
conquer all other foes.
436
00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,000
There, that's better.
437
00:23:02,004 --> 00:23:05,000
Hey, Martin. Is this yours?
438
00:23:05,004 --> 00:23:18,000
I know Martin cheated on
me, but I cheated on him too.
439
00:23:18,004 --> 00:23:23,000
And I still have all
these feelings for him.
440
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
I want to give him another chance.
441
00:23:27,004 --> 00:23:29,000
What do you think?
442
00:23:29,004 --> 00:23:35,000
I think that would be a very
self-destructive move at this point.
443
00:23:35,004 --> 00:23:39,000
Well, okay.
444
00:23:39,004 --> 00:23:49,000
Long live Rock and Roll.
445
00:23:49,004 --> 00:23:53,000
You guys are an unsigned band and
you broke into the radio station to get
446
00:23:53,004 --> 00:23:55,000
your demo played on the air?
447
00:23:55,004 --> 00:24:00,000
Long hair and tight pants.
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