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Well, let's start with the dessert.
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Coming, Pamela.
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Thank you so much for doing this.
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Okay, let's see.
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Divers, bottle, pacifier.
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What am I forgetting?
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Jude, why are you here?
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I forgot to call you.
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God, I'm sorry.
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But now that we're here, would
you take care of the baby for me?
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I've got a seminar.
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It'll take a half hour, two hours tops.
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Look, Pamela's gonna be
here any minute, you know?
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Oh my God.
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I smell a poo poo.
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Come on, sweetie.
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I need some air.
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Jude.
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Whoo, it's a big one too.
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Oh.
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Dinner's gonna be served here very shortly.
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Martin, I am going out of my fucking mind.
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In between scheduling my Patience
and scheduling my breast feeding
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and my seminars and then
the baby's ceramics class,
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I feel like I'm totally neglecting Jeremy.
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Could you get me those baby wipes, please?
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Must be tough being a single parent.
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All right, just don't push me, Martin.
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Richard is a wonderful father.
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But right now I think that getting
those astronauts down safely
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is just a little more important.
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Why don't you just go get
some help or something?
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I've tried.
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I mean, I've interviewed
hundreds of nannies,
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but I still haven't
found one I like.
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Come on, Jude.
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It's not like picking a pope.
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Just hire one.
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In fact, now would be a very good time.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Right on time.
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Oh, baby again.
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Hi, Pamela.
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Hi, Jude.
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What a big boy.
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You know, I've read so much
about you, I feel like I know you.
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Yes.
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Hey, it still works.
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I used to do that on my little brother.
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Yeah, well, anyway,
Judith and the golden
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child were just leaving,
so... Bye-bye now.
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All right, all right.
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Neat old Uncle Martin
won't let you stay here.
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Then I guess you're just going
to have to come with Mommy,
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and we'll teach the
nice people about
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violence and the
schizophrenic personality.
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Okay, have fun. Bye-bye now.
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It's always nice seeing a baby in you.
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You take care, okay?
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All right, all right. Bye-bye, bye-bye.
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He is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
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No, no, no, no.
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You are.
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Did I say that?
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You certainly did.
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I have dinner in the oven.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, God, Martin.
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Yes! Yes!
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No!
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Yes!
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That was much better than dinner.
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It would have been.
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Martin, I don't
know how to tell you
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this, but I, uh... You
mean you didn't...
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Oh, no. No, I did.
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I definitely did.
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Well, then what's wrong?
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Well, they're not going
to be doing my play.
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They said it's too much like South Pacific,
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which is odd considering it's not a
musical and it takes place in Wisconsin.
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I'm sorry.
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I know it meant a lot to you.
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Yeah, well, among other things,
it meant being able to pay my rent.
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Now I'm going to have to
move in with my sister in Utica.
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It's about a half hour west of Albany.
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Might as well be Switzerland.
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I mean, when am I ever going to see you?
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Oh, Utica's not that far.
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I mean, look at a map.
It's like... like an inch.
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I don't know.
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I know, people, Tex. I got connections.
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Forget it.
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Why?
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Why forget it?
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Well, for one thing,
she's a writer, not a nanny.
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What, does she need a
master's degree in nannyhood?
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She practically raised her two brothers
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and you saw how great
she was with Little Richard.
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But you gotta just keep it down.
I'm trying to concentrate.
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Martin, I really appreciate the thought,
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but I really don't think
I need a nanny at all.
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What are you talking about?
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I mean, come on, yesterday
you were... No, no, no!
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A little on edge.
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My shoes hurt and I was a little cranky.
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Jeremy, sweetheart, would you mind?
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I might as well.
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You just made me fall
into the pit of darkness.
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Jeremy.
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I'm just trying to do what's
best for... Me, me, me!
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You and the baby.
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Thank you.
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But everything is under control.
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You see, Jeremy's helping out
and really, I am gonna be just fine.
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Ow!
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Don't bite your little crib.
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So when can I meet with her?
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Pay attention.
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You know, I'm only doing
this because Mom made me.
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Mm-hmm.
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Now, you see this key?
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This is the most important
key on the computer.
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Now, let's say you
weren't just some
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idiot trainee and you
actually had a job.
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All right, I'm with you.
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Okay, now say your
boss comes charging
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out of his office
'cause... 'Cause why?
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'Cause he's got something
for you to do right away.
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Press this key.
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Super Stockboy is immediately
replaced by something that looks like work.
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Hi, Toby.
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Is Martin here?
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In there.
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Yeah.
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Office manners.
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Excellent.
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Hey, how'd it go?
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Eleven diaper changes, five
bottles, and seven little outfits,
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and I had to read to him constantly.
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Come on, that sounds like fun, right?
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You're Dr. Seuss, Winnie the Pooh?
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Actually, he prefers 19th
century British literature.
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A-R-A-T. Brat.
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Well, I have just the
thing to cheer you up.
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I got tickets to the Hungarian circus.
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You know, the one with the two
clowns who tie themselves into a bow.
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Oh, that's so sweet, but I
have to work on my play tonight.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, that's okay.
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We'll do something tomorrow night.
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I promise.
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Are there elephants?
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Ow!
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Ow!
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What?
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At the circus.
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Because if there are
elephants, we'll take the tickets.
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He's so amazing.
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He was pointing at the clock for the
longest time, and finally, I realized,
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it's daylight savings time,
so I set it ahead an hour,
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and he just laughed and laughed.
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What's the big deal?
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I mean, everybody
knows it's daylight savings.
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So, what do you want to do tonight?
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You want to go to a movie,
or just hang out or what?
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Well, I was wondering
if we could stay here.
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See, I really want to finish
this mobile I'm making for him.
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See?
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His favorite Dickens characters.
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Humbug, I tell you. Humbug.
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Terrific. Terrific. That sounds like fun.
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Who's a good boy?
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Who's a good boy?
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Who's a good boy?
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You're so sweet.
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You're so sweet.
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And the dog goes...
You're so sweet.
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And the dog goes...
You're so silly.
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Shh. You're gonna wake him.
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Sorry.
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Hi, how was your day?
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Wonderful.
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For the first time in
months, I got to do errands.
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I went to the library.
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What was that?
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Nothing. Nothing.
I had just a little cabbage for lunch.
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And best of all, Jeremy and I got
to spend some quality time together.
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I picked him up from school.
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And nothing impresses
teenage girls more than that.
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We went to the bank.
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She got me a lollipop.
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Oh, and Jeremy, show him
the boxer shorts I bought you.
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Mom, they are so cute.
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They've got these little piggies on them.
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Oh, go on, show him.
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I'm just gonna go in and
look in on my other baby boy.
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Dad, you gotta help me.
She's out of control.
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I know. She's treating you like a child.
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How's my sweet prince?
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Oh, no, his eyes are open. Hello.
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Come on, Mommy's here.
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It's okay. It's okay. He has no answers.
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Come on, Dad.
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He really prefers to be home like this.
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Oh, okay.
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Here we go, you like a job?
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Honey, I'm sure it's not you.
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He's just a little cranky.
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I just finished reading him Bleak
House and he didn't like the ending.
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Why don't I just put him back down?
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Sweet boy.
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Sweet boy.
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Sweet boy.
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Well, he really seems to like you.
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You're so silly. You are.
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Yes.
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Okay, here we go.
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Crispy, tangy, hot and spicy sweet
and sour noodles is my own secret recipe.
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Of course, I could give it to
you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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Mmm, it's good.
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But it tastes like a choy.
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Well, prepare to die.
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As far as I'm concerned,
this picture's over right now.
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I should call.
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Who?
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Judith.
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Little Richard seems so
sad when I left him tonight.
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I just want to make sure that he's okay.
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He's with his mother.
I'm sure he's just fine.
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Really. Okay, now come on. Come on.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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That's what I like.
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I want two seconds.
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You like children?
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I do if they're properly cooked.
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Fuck!
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Sit in the little hand.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Oh, hi.
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No, no, no, he's fine.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, I guess the phone
must have woken him up.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no.
That really isn't necessary.
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No.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Who's a good boy?
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Who's a good boy?
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Who's a good boy?
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Okay, lesson number eight, telephones
and their function in the workplace.
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Okay, now let's say the phone rings.
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Like that? Like that?
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You pick up the phone and you
answer Martin Tuppers' office.
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What if I'm working for somebody else?
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You substitute someone
else's name, like Larry Smith.
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You say Larry Smith's office?
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Is somebody going to get that?
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You get it. You're his secretary.
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You get it. You're the trainee.
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Larry Smith's office.
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No problem.
266
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Wrong number.
267
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The unholy two over there.
268
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Give me that!
269
00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:02,000
Hello.
270
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Hi.
271
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Oh.
272
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Hi.
273
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I know you're busy.
I just wanted to tell you something.
274
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Oh.
275
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I'm desperate for you.
276
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Really?
277
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The baby did the cutest thing.
278
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Uh-huh. Really?
279
00:15:22,003 --> 00:15:23,000
How do you use this staple?
280
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You know, but I-- He's
talking to his girlfriend.
281
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You should be listening.
Pretend you're working.
282
00:15:27,003 --> 00:15:29,000
Well, he's quite the little Rembrandt.
283
00:15:29,003 --> 00:15:30,000
Oh.
284
00:15:30,003 --> 00:15:31,000
Listen, I met with an author today.
285
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His husband is the associate somethinger.
286
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They're a circle in the square.
287
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She's going to get them to read your play.
288
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Thanks.
289
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But, uh, I don't know.
290
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Wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean, "I don't know"?
291
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What are you talking about?
292
00:15:42,003 --> 00:15:45,000
Well, you know, if they did my
play, that would mean rehearsals
293
00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:47,000
and time away from the baby.
294
00:15:47,003 --> 00:15:49,000
And what's the bad part?
295
00:15:49,003 --> 00:15:51,000
Look, I'm not going to tell
you what I'm talking about.
296
00:15:51,003 --> 00:15:53,000
I'm not going to tell you
what I'm talking about.
297
00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:55,000
I'm not going to tell you
what I'm talking about.
298
00:15:55,003 --> 00:15:57,000
I'm not going to tell you
what I'm talking about.
299
00:15:57,003 --> 00:15:59,000
I'm not going to tell you
what I'm talking about.
300
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Look, I really appreciate your doing this.
301
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But right now, I like being a nanny.
302
00:16:06,003 --> 00:16:09,000
And, uh, I'm thinking of sticking with it.
303
00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:11,000
What are you talking about?
304
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I don't think they're doing too well.
305
00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:15,000
That's good. That makes it interesting.
306
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Oh, listen, the baby's crying. I got to go.
307
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I'm out of staples.
308
00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:23,000
Well, then it's time for lunch.
309
00:16:39,003 --> 00:16:43,000
What are you doing?
310
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:48,000
Little Richard said his first word
today, and I'm not sure what it means.
311
00:16:48,003 --> 00:16:51,000
Oh, here it is. Insusience.
312
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Inceptible.
313
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Perfect.
314
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Pamela, don't take this the wrong way.
315
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Okay?
316
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:05,000
But, aren't you going a little
nutso with this baby thing?
317
00:17:05,003 --> 00:17:08,000
Wow. Maybe a little.
318
00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:11,000
But you know how it is when
you're changing careers?
319
00:17:11,003 --> 00:17:14,000
It's exciting, and you get carried away.
320
00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:19,000
But I have it all in perspective.
321
00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:21,000
Come here.
322
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She loves me.
323
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Ow!
324
00:17:35,003 --> 00:17:38,000
What? What? What did I do?
325
00:17:38,003 --> 00:17:41,000
I don't know. They're a little sensitive.
326
00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:45,000
I guess I'm having a
sympathetic breastfeeding thing.
327
00:17:45,003 --> 00:17:47,000
Well, that's fine.
328
00:17:47,003 --> 00:17:50,000
I can see how that would be painful.
329
00:17:57,003 --> 00:17:59,000
So it's really working out with Pamela.
330
00:17:59,003 --> 00:18:03,000
Oh, yeah. Sure. She's great.
She's so dedicated.
331
00:18:03,003 --> 00:18:05,014
You know, it's all
I can do just to get
332
00:18:05,026 --> 00:18:07,000
her to go home at
the end of the day .
333
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,000
And then sometimes she'll call two,
three times a night just to see how the
334
00:18:10,003 --> 00:18:11,000
baby's doing.
335
00:18:11,003 --> 00:18:14,000
And Little Richard just loves her so much.
336
00:18:14,003 --> 00:18:17,000
Maybe even more than he loves me.
337
00:18:17,003 --> 00:18:22,000
And it's not fair. I'm his mommy.
Me. Not her. Me.
338
00:18:22,003 --> 00:18:26,000
This is your big opportunity.
339
00:18:26,003 --> 00:18:28,000
Judith.
340
00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:32,000
I think you've made up your mind.
341
00:18:32,003 --> 00:18:33,000
I have?
342
00:18:33,003 --> 00:18:35,000
You're gonna fire her.
343
00:18:35,003 --> 00:18:36,000
I am?
344
00:18:36,003 --> 00:18:38,000
What is it, Toby?
345
00:18:38,003 --> 00:18:42,000
Toby? You were firing? A thing?
346
00:18:42,003 --> 00:18:45,000
I don't know. I mean, how can I fire her?
She's wonderful.
347
00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:47,000
Well, there's such a thing
as being too wonderful.
348
00:18:47,003 --> 00:18:51,000
And that's not good for you or
for the baby or... Me, me, me.
349
00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:52,000
Or even for Pamela.
350
00:18:52,003 --> 00:18:56,000
You're right. You're absolutely right.
That's exactly what I should do.
351
00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:59,000
What is it, Toby? Toby?
352
00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:01,000
So could you tell her tonight?
353
00:19:01,003 --> 00:19:02,000
What?
354
00:19:02,003 --> 00:19:04,000
Well, I just thought it'd
be better coming from you.
355
00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:06,000
I mean, after all, she is your girlfriend.
356
00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:08,000
So what? She's my girlfriend.
She's your nanny.
357
00:19:08,003 --> 00:19:10,000
Well, she wouldn't be my nanny
if she weren't your girlfriend.
358
00:19:10,003 --> 00:19:12,000
I mean, this is entirely your fault.
359
00:19:12,003 --> 00:19:14,000
Bullshit. Bullshit.
I am not going to do it.
360
00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:16,000
Oh, yeah? Well, then neither am I.
361
00:19:16,003 --> 00:19:18,000
Fine. Fine.
362
00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:23,000
If you don't want to do it, if you're
too weak... I am. I'm too weak.
363
00:19:23,003 --> 00:19:28,000
American baseball, we
call this a squeeze play.
364
00:19:28,003 --> 00:19:30,000
Then I'll do it, okay? You happy now?
365
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,000
Damn it!
366
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:35,000
What the fuck is going on out here?
367
00:19:35,003 --> 00:19:38,000
Martin, I'm training Gina on the intercom.
368
00:19:38,003 --> 00:19:41,000
Well, stop it right now. Just stop it.
369
00:19:41,003 --> 00:19:43,000
Okay.
370
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Sorry.
371
00:19:45,003 --> 00:19:55,000
Okay. Do it again.
372
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,847
Listen, Pamela. Well,
uh... Judith and I...
373
00:20:14,859 --> 00:20:18,000
well, actually, it
was just Judith.
374
00:20:18,003 --> 00:20:20,000
What's going on here?
375
00:20:20,003 --> 00:20:25,000
Nothing. Nothing. Well, it's
something, but really, it's nothing.
376
00:20:25,003 --> 00:20:27,000
You're fired.
377
00:20:27,003 --> 00:20:30,000
What? But why? What did I do?
378
00:20:30,003 --> 00:20:32,000
I'm sorry. It isn't you. It's me.
379
00:20:32,003 --> 00:20:36,000
It's her. You've been great.
You know, she's a mess.
380
00:20:36,003 --> 00:20:38,000
So what's the problem?
381
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:42,000
Well, uh... we're going to Europe.
382
00:20:42,003 --> 00:20:44,000
On a boat.
383
00:20:44,003 --> 00:20:48,000
A small boat. It's too small. For you.
384
00:20:48,003 --> 00:20:51,000
Thanks. That certainly was quick thinking.
385
00:20:51,003 --> 00:20:52,000
Yes, wasn't it?
386
00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:56,000
You think that I'm too
attached to the baby, don't you?
387
00:20:56,003 --> 00:20:58,000
No, no. It's not that.
388
00:20:58,003 --> 00:21:03,000
Well, actually, it is that.
That's exactly what it is.
389
00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:07,000
What? What about that Europe boat thing?
390
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Pamela, I'm sorry. I really am.
391
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,000
As well you should be.
392
00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:15,000
I see.
393
00:21:15,003 --> 00:21:21,000
Well... I guess your
mind's all made up.
394
00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:25,651
Would it... Would
it be all right if I just
395
00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:30,000
went and said goodbye
to little Richard?
396
00:21:30,003 --> 00:21:32,000
Of course.
397
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:45,000
Shame on you. Shame on you. Shame on you.
398
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:52,000
I never did get to
finish Nicholas Nickleby.
399
00:21:52,003 --> 00:21:57,000
I'll always remember you.
400
00:21:57,003 --> 00:22:01,000
Every time I read about
you in the newspaper.
401
00:22:01,003 --> 00:22:04,000
Or I see your face on a magazine cover.
402
00:22:04,003 --> 00:22:09,000
I'm going to know. I was part of your life.
403
00:22:09,003 --> 00:22:13,000
How could you do such a thing?
404
00:22:13,003 --> 00:22:19,000
I know that this is hard for you.
405
00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:22,000
It's hard for me too.
406
00:22:22,003 --> 00:22:26,000
But... Your mommy
knows what's right.
407
00:22:26,003 --> 00:22:29,000
She loves you. Very, very much.
408
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
You have to remember.
409
00:22:32,003 --> 00:22:34,000
Now she's your mommy.
410
00:22:34,003 --> 00:22:38,000
And I... I was only your nanny.
411
00:22:38,003 --> 00:22:43,000
Judy, you can't do this.
412
00:22:43,003 --> 00:22:44,000
What are you talking about?
413
00:22:44,003 --> 00:22:45,000
It's Castle Blanca in there.
414
00:22:45,003 --> 00:22:47,000
Well, it was your idea.
415
00:22:47,003 --> 00:22:50,000
Well, you should have stopped me.
It was a stupid idea.
416
00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:52,000
What I should have done is strangle you.
417
00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:54,000
Hey, you should feel lucky to have
someone who cares about your baby as much
418
00:22:54,003 --> 00:22:55,000
as she does.
419
00:22:55,003 --> 00:23:00,000
Yeah, well, just... I'll
uh... I'll be going now.
420
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:04,000
Pamela, I've been... Pamela, I
know this is a bad time for you.
421
00:23:04,003 --> 00:23:09,000
But... I'm still dying to
see that Hungarian circus.
422
00:23:09,003 --> 00:23:11,000
Naughty boy.
423
00:23:11,003 --> 00:23:13,000
Trying to deceive your nanny.
424
00:23:13,003 --> 00:23:14,000
I'll call ya.
425
00:23:14,003 --> 00:23:17,000
Pamela, wait. I want to talk to you.
426
00:23:17,003 --> 00:23:19,000
No, really. That's not necessary.
427
00:23:19,003 --> 00:23:22,000
No, wait. Just put your things down.
428
00:23:22,003 --> 00:23:24,000
This is important.
429
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,000
I think that maybe I
overreacted just a little bit.
430
00:23:28,003 --> 00:23:31,000
You know, I was being
emotional, not rational.
431
00:23:31,003 --> 00:23:35,000
So what I'm trying to say is, if
you're willing to try again, then so am I.
432
00:23:35,003 --> 00:23:38,000
So, well, uh...
433
00:23:38,003 --> 00:23:42,000
I think we can make this thing work,
and I know it would make Little Richard
434
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,000
very happy.
435
00:23:43,003 --> 00:23:46,000
Uh, thanks, but no thanks. I gotta go.
436
00:23:46,003 --> 00:23:47,000
Pamela!
437
00:23:47,003 --> 00:23:53,000
Well, thank you for your support.
438
00:23:53,003 --> 00:23:55,000
At least you gave it a try.
439
00:23:55,003 --> 00:23:59,000
Oh, my God.
440
00:23:59,003 --> 00:24:03,000
What did you get out of your crib?
441
00:24:03,003 --> 00:24:06,000
He's like a little Houdini.
442
00:24:06,003 --> 00:24:08,000
He certainly made my girlfriend disappear.
443
00:24:08,003 --> 00:24:12,000
Will you, will you, will you, will
you take the little girlfriend away?
444
00:24:12,003 --> 00:24:13,000
Count your blessings.
445
00:24:13,003 --> 00:24:16,000
It's gonna be a long time before
you have to deal with stuff like that.
446
00:24:16,003 --> 00:24:18,000
Huh? You know what I mean?
447
00:24:18,003 --> 00:24:21,000
What are you doing?
Huh? What are you doing?
448
00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:23,000
What are you doing?
449
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:28,000
Well, I guess those baby self-defense
classes are really paying off.
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