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THREE YEARS LATER

DEEPEST PART OF THE ABYSS

Good work today, everyone.

Thank you very much, Master!

To be graced with Master's praise! Oh, what a joyous day!

Did we just, like, use up all our luck in life?

G-g-gosh, he's so cool. I really wanna get a good whiff of his feet.

Perv alert!

Master Light. Permission to silence these blabbering fairy maids?

Aw, they're just smitten with me. It's not a big deal.

Good morning, my people!

A fine day to you, Master Light!

Master Light! Please come try our newest dish!

Next time, okay?

Master Light. We're starting to run short on snack foods...

I'll let the administrator know.

Thank you, sir!

I'll be sure that gets rectified quickly, so that people won't think it's a logistics problem.

The population has gotten bigger these past 3 years, so we might need to revise the whole system.

What are the other members of the quartet are up to?

Dutifully carrying out their missions.

Aoyuki has been scouting the upper perimeter of the Abyss and making maps.

Great!

The forests around the Abyss are crawling with monsters,

but that's no problem for a genius tamer like her.

I'm not so certain. You know she as fickle as a cat.

I wouldn't have Aoyuki any other way!

Has Ellie been making good progress?

Of course.

She has been working hard to develop new magic in line with your grand plan.

We have so many different wheels in motion. I hope she doesn't get overwhelmed.

We relish in our service to you, Master.

What about Nazuna?

Patrolling the castle grounds, as usual.

She's an expert at close-combat, but aside from that...

well, you know what I mean.

Nazuna's great to have around since she makes things fun.

Kawaku michi wa

Madou sora to

Imawa no toki

Tsunagi michibike

Taguriyoseta sadame wa

Kagerou no uso mamire

Shiranu aima ni sasayaku

Tsumibito itsuwari

Nani o toidasu noka

Takusu kokoro wa doko

Tsuranaru sekai

Nagashita namida wa

Kodoku no oto wa

Te o toriaeba

Kawaru hazu datta

Ima wa taezu mau

Kanata no tame ni tada

Kodou wa odori

Sakarau koto nakare

Inochi wa mou

Surinuketeitta

Kara wa saratta kono te wa

EPISODE 2

THE ABYSS

Yo, Light!

I was gettin' tired of waiting.

Jack! As I have told you many times before, you must address Master Light with pro-

Let him be.

It's fine because I see Jack as an older brother figure.

And there you have it!

Okay. I'm off to train for a bit.

I wish you the best.

The gloves are off today!

Right back at ya.

Okay. Here I come!

Bring it on.

Whoa, simmer down!

Luckily they don't call me the Ironblooded Barricade for nothing,

cuz that punch would've totally killed anybody else.

I told you the gloves were off.

Hell yeah!

All clear here!

All clear there!

All clear there!

Good day, Lady Nazuna.

Out for a walk? Er, I mean, on patrol?

You bet your butt I am!

I'm carrying out orders from Master Light! It's a super important job!

Such admirable work ethic, Lady Nazuna.

You slay, queen.

It's such a relief to have you patrolling and keeping us safe!

P-p-please keep up the good work.

Aw, shucks! You're making me blush!

I'm only doing what the Master told me to, y'know.

Where will you be patrolling next?

I haven't decided. What's up?

Well, as it happens, there's a spot that we'd really love to have you check out for us.

A very important and top secret spot.

It's, like, totally off-limits for us.

B-b-but for you, Lady Nazuna...

What spot you talking about?

Huh? Mei?

Nazuna?

Is something wrong? Why are you coming to Master Light's bedroom?

Cuz I'm on patrol!

This area is secure. Go someplace els-

What were you doing in Master Light's room?

He's away training with Jack now, right?

I was cleaning up!

It goes against the maid's code for me to do nothing, even when Master Light isn't around!

Therefore, I was cleaning and arranging his quarters.

So like I said, you can go patrol elsewhere...

Wow! You're really a workaholic!

But I gotta say,

the bed looks like somebody just finished rolling around and kicking their legs while sniffing the pillows.

Did you make it like that on purpose?

Why of course.

It's part of my unique bedmaking style.

Wow! Couldja tell me more about it?

It's a trade secret, so I'm afraid I can't.

Trade secret? Like a super special skill that only works for housekeeping?!

Hot damn, you really live up to your reputation as Master Light's first and foremost summon!

Thank god that Nazuna has no braincells.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Some maids wanted me to pass on messages to you.

Let's see here...

Huh? Where'd I put 'em?

Bingo!

Um...

"Down with you and your monopoly on Master Light's room."

"We demand you give everybody the right to clean his quarters."

"Vote 'Yes' on removing the tyrannical Head Maid."

"Get rekt. Get rekt. Get rekt."

That's all!

But, y'know, I can't make any sense of the last one...

Are they telling you to get checked for some kinda ailment magic or what?

It's nothing that you need to worry about, Nazuna.

Are you sure?

This is my responsibility as Head Maid. I will personally address the fairy maids and their problems.

All right!

It's not much, but please take this as my thanks.

Woo-hoo! I got a tip!

If you ever need my help with something, just say the word, 'kay?

Money! Money!

Hooray for Mei, cuz she gives me pay! Gonna spend it right away!

Welcome!

We just had a new shipment of snacks and sweets come in.

Chocolates and pastries.

Potato chips and shrimp crackers.

But those won't sway me! Cuz my tummy wants...

Dorayaki!

And milk!

Thank you, come again!

Mew, mew.

Hey there, Aoyuki!

Mew?

Whatcha doing here?

Didn't you go up to the surface to scout the forests around the Abyss?

Meowr.

You're done already?

Meowr.

You can't have my dorayaki!

Mewn.

Keep "mew"ing at me all you want, but I can't understand what it means like Master Light does.

Mewph.

Oh! Were the trees in the way?

Should I cut 'em down for you?

But I guess you can't really scout a forest that has no trees.

Mewph...

Or maybe you ran into a super strong monster?

I can handle that, easy!

Mewgh...

Hear me out, Aoyuki. I know that you got summoned before me,

but I look like the older and stronger one, y'know?

So don't hesitate to depend on me if you need to!

Negative.

I encountered no threats.

I finished part of the map that Mei wanted, so I simply came back to deliver it.

Shucks! Then why didn't you say that earlier?

You're such a weirdo, Aoyuki!

Well, see ya later! I'm still on patrol duty!

Mewph...

DORAYAAAAAKI!

Sweet. All clear here.

But it kinda sucks that I haven't seen Master Light at all today.

He always looks so cool when he sits on this throne...

I wish he was here!

Whaddya say we call it quits and go hit the baths, my man?

Sounds good.

You've pretty much mastered using your body as a weapon.

It's all thanks to you, Jack.

Only a select few can hold their own against you down here in the Abyss,

which means there are even less on the surface.

But not zero, get me?

I get it.

The surface world is full of unknowns.

I swear I won't let my guard down.

Since I need to see my revenge through to the end.

You know why I've called you all here, I presume?

N-no, actually.

You don't? Really now?

"Down with you and your monopoly on Master Light's room."

"We demand you give everybody the right to clean his quarters."

"Vote 'Yes' on removing the tyrannical Head Maid."

"Get rekt. Get rekt. Get rekt."

O-our deepest apologies!

Care to explain yourselves?

I'm not sure how best to explain it.

This is, like, super awkward...

We know that you're very busy, so we simply wanted to help lighten your load.

C-c-consider it our u-u-unique way of showing support.

By telling me to "get rekt"?

Well, you see...

Worse yet, you let Nazuna deliver the message instead of just saying it to my face.

I told you guys we shouldn't have asked Lady Nazuna to do it!

That's so not true, we were all in agreement...

...because "the Head Maid is totally sneaking big whiffs of the Master's bed."

I n-never said that.

Your demands are hereby rejected.

Huh?!

Starting right now, I'm assigning you four to clean the hallway that leads to the throne room.

Yes, mistress...

However, you must do it entirely by hand.

Huh? By hand?!

That entire long-ass hallway?!

All by ourselves?

N-no way! Impossible!

You can and will.

The way of the maid begins with a single step. Just as the climb to level 500 begins with effort.

Now then, I will soon be going to the surface on a mission for Master Light,

so I expect you all to work diligently in my absence.

Yes, mistress...

Man, it's so cool. Wish I could buy it.

Nazuna?

What are you doing out here?

Looking for candy?

No! I was just checking that out.

Ah.

How about you, Ellie?

I figured you'd be out doing construction or performing an inspection somewhere.

Everything is going so smoothly that I had enough time on my hands to come back, obviously.

You truly are a dimwit, Nazuna.

I ain't no dimwit!

Oh, is that so?

I can prove it! I know all my times tables!

Wow. That certainly is impressive.

One times one is one. One times two is three. One times three is four...

Jeez, you can't even get the ones right.

Your stupidity really knows no bounds.

People who call people stupid are stupid!

I take offense to that!

Master Light has made ME a fundamental part of his plans for revenge, unlike you and your tiny brain!

That's some lowbrow bickering...

You said it.

Yeah, well, I've been busy patrolling!

Well, just the other day, I partook in tea with Master Light to inform him on the progress of our plans.

Next time, I'll book us a private room for dinner together

with some nocturnal entertainment...

That's not fair!

I wanna have tea with Master Light, too! No fair! No fair!

Just the tea part?

Why, is there something else?

Obviously. Something that makes the fire of jealousy burn.

I'm honestly not sure whether you're just dumb or childish, Nazuna.

Okay! I gotchu!

You may be super good at magic, but I know you suck at close-quarters combat!

So if you ever have trouble, then just ask me for help!

You're unbelievable.

Well, I'll be sure to call in the favor someday.

Great! Leave it to me!

See ya! Duty still calls!

Catcha later, Ellie!

Nazuna is certainly one of a kind.

Gotta roll, cuz I'm on patrol!

Why the hell are WE the ones getting in trouble?!

There's nothing wrong with complaining about the Head Maid's unfair management style!

I couldn't agree more.

I'm green with envy and disgust.

Yeah, but we're talking about our boss...

You wanna tattle on her?

P-p-pointless. S-she's basically untouchable.

That figures. I guess we're pretty much powerless.

I really wish I was the one cleaning Master Light's room...

Samesies.

I just wanna run my nose all through his sheets.

I couldn't agree more.

W-w-well, I wanna take his used utensils and l-l-lick them clean.

Freak.

C-come on! I can't be the only one here!

I'd lick them.

So would I.

My tongue would be, like, all over them.

Th-th-that's what I thought.

The Head Maid has such a busy schedule, I don't get why she won't just let us do the cleaning.

Thinking about it, the Head Maid was the first summon that Master Light ever made, right?

Yeah, what about it?

I heard that it took 3 months before Aoyuki was summoned as the second one.

Does that mean they were, like, all by themselves until then?

Our pure and oblivious Master alone with her, stuck in a dungeon crawling with dangerous monsters...

Not to mention, Master Light was even lower than our level back then, wasn't he?

Y-y-young boy and girl. Alone in a deadly dungeon...

How is the Head Maid so damn lucky?! I'm going mad with jealousy over here!

She totally needs to burn in a fire! Hey, maybe we should start one!

If only we could turn this jealous rage into a powerful curse that would kill her!

W-w-wanna try that?

DIE

Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die.

Quite the smear campaign you have going on.

M-Mistress!

D-d-didn't you go out on a mission?

I was passing through on my way out when I heard a few choice words that seemed directed at me...

"Die. Die. Die."

You were all so intent on chanting that word.

Care to explain why?

I've sworn my absolute loyalty to you, Mistress!

Y-y-yeah, well, I've always looked up to you as my m-m-entor and sister!

I've wanted to be your minion since before I was even summoned!

Consider me your loyal pup! Woof!

"Die. Die. Die."

Um, right...

Well...

You see...

W-w-we just felt a little jealous.

Since you were the first one to get summoned by Master Light and all.

Not that I have any obligation to share,

but for the three months prior to Aoyuki being summoned,

Master Light spent the entire time reading all manner of books

and practicing every kind of martial art.

There was never time for us to do any of the vulgar things you've been fantasizing about.

The reason that I stopped by here was because I felt maybe I had been too hard on you.

And perhaps my orders were unreasonable.

But I was clearly mistaken.

You apparently haven't had enough, so I'm assigning you to clean the throne room as well.

Are you serious?

The whole throne room?!

All by ourselves?

N-n-no way! Impossible!

Despite all the free time you have to curse me?

I assume you meant to say it's "doable." Am I right?

The way of the maid begins with a single step. Just as the climb to level 500 begins with effort.

Very good.

The Head Maid is way too harsh!

All we did was vent a little bit.

Hey guys? Can we really finish this by morning?

D-d-dunno. Maybe not.

Whew!

Another successful day of protecting the peace! Just like Master Light ordered!

Except... I didn't get to see him at all.

Boo! I wish he'd just give me the order! Then I'd go to the surface and steamroll all the stupid losers up there!

I hope I get to see him tomorrow.

Goodnight, Master.

Take that back!

Never!

I told you I'm NOT a dimwit!

Yeah, yeah. I heard you loud and clear.

Mew.

Good morning, ladies!

I figured you'd be here.

Master Light!

You're here to see me? My wish from last night came true!

His Blessedness would never deign to pay a visit

to a graceless half-pint like you.

What'd you call me?!

Um, what are you doing, Your Blessedness?

Huh?

Oh, I can't help but treat her like a real cat.

That's playing dirty, Aoyuki!

Forget them, Your Blessedness! Please join me in my bedroom instead.

Sorry, Aoyuki. Give me some space.

It's about time that we get down to business.

Yeah, back off!

You've had your fun, Aoyuki!

I still tremble with fear

whenever I see a Hellhound

due to the trauma from that day.

A mere training mutt dares to commit such sacrilege against Master Light when I'm around?

Death will be the least of your suffering.

As far as I'm concerned, this breed has no right to live.

We should eradicate them from both the dungeon and the surface.

Verily. Their presence alone is upsetting to Master Light.

They deserve far worse than purgatory. They should not exist period.

Let us obliterate them immediately.

Prepare to be crushed by the full might of our level 9999 power!

That's enough, you three.

I'm all right now.

Whatever you say, Master!

Your words take precedence over everything else, Your Blessedness.

Mew!

Sorry they spooked you.

Even if I gave the order jokingly, I bet they would wipe them all out for real.

So, Blessed Lord Light, what did you want to talk with us about?

I just got word from Mei. It's time for us to put the plan in motion.

Our prey has taken the bait.

Aw yeah! Finally!

Time to kick ass!

I'm not entirely pleased that Mei was the one who got to lay the bait, but so be it.

I'm counting on all of you!

It's time. Let's go and serve...

my first dish of revenge 3 years in the making!

BEASTFOLK FEDERATION - THE CITY OF WOLVES:

ACRA

Make way, people!

It's Sir Garou!

Hey, bossman!

Nice to you see you, boss!

Sir Garou! I'd love to hear about your adventures sometime!

Togaraseta madoi no saihate ni

Nurikaete nozomu iromi, sugata ni

Torawarete medete kainarasareta

Anata to chigau mono de

Matataite naite jibun dake o mikata ni shite

Tsubasa hirogetara mietekuru

Kaze ga michibiku mama kaji o kitte

Nigoru sora o kirisaite

Takaku todokanai tokoro made

Itsuka no ame mo chimen hanete odoru wa

Ubaenai desho

Yuruganu manazashi sadameta ano hi ni

NEXT EPISODE

THE LORD OF DESTRUCTION