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♪ There is more to life
than what you're living
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♪ So take a chance
and face the wind
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♪ An open road
and a road that's hidden
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♪ Brand new life
around the bend
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♪ There were times
I lost a dream or two
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♪ Found the trail
and at the end was you
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♪ There's a path you take
and a path not taken
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♪ The choice is up to you,
my friend
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♪ Nights are long
but you might awaken
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♪ To a brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
around the bend ♪
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♪ For all the girls
who loved you... ♪
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Ha! Tony,
what do you think?
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TONY: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Is this okay
for the PTA meeting?
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Ooh, terrific, terrific.
Very parental.
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Well, that
takes care of the P.
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What about the T and A?
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Angela!
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You've been hanging out
with your mother too much.
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-Well...
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Oh!
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Hello?
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Ryan,
how are you?
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Angela,
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Jonathan is using my
blow dryer on his hamster.
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Jonathan!
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I gave him a bath.
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-I wanted him to look nice
and fluffy for the babysitter.
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Angela, you got to see
this hamster's hair.
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It's puffed out to here.
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He looks like Don King.
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I hope it heals fast,
Mrs. Ryan.
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Nah, nah, I don't think the
Johnson kids got rabies.
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Uh-huh. All right.
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Look, I'll tell her.
Bye-bye.
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As you might have guessed,
Mrs. Ryan can't make it.
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Oh, no.
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Where are we gonna get
another babysitter?
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TONY: Uh...
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Mother!
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How nice to see you!
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Forget it.
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What?
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I am not babysitting.
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You never let me bring
my boyfriends over.
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Mother, Tony and I have
a very important meeting!
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Well, I have a date.
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Mother, are those
Grammy's diamond earrings?
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Oh, must be very special!
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He is. He's a jeweler.
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And does he know his karats!
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On the other hand, perhaps
I should go with naked lobes
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and let him dress them.
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You're always thinking.
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Well, who's going to babysit?
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Well, uh...
What about Samantha?
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Mother, Samantha's
never babysat before.
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I think that
might be a problem.
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Not for me. I'm leaving.
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Can I, Dad?
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Yeah, yeah, can she?
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Uh... Kitchen?
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-Kitchen.
-Yeah.
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-Eavesdrop?
-Eavesdrop.
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I think it's a terrific idea,
don't you?
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-Well...
-Oh, come on, what's
the matter with you?
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-Don't you trust my daughter?
-Well...
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Angela, we're gonna be
a couple hours, that's all.
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I mean, what could happen?
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Have you ever seen
Halloween II?
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Tony, it's a very big
responsibility,
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Samantha's only
13 years old!
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Okay, okay, you're right,
Angela, you're right.
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You go out there
and tell that little girl
you don't trust her.
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You could be
responsible for the scars
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she has to carry
through the rest of her life.
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Tony, don't you think
you're over-dramatizing?
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Actually, I was
playing it down, Angela.
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Well, we'll just be over
at the school.
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Oh, all right.
She can babysit.
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SAM: Yay!
JONATHAN: Hurray!
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Samantha,
as you might have heard,
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we have the utmost
confidence in you.
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Just remember,
Jonathan's eight years old
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and his life
is in your hands.
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Hey! That's why I get
two bucks an hour.
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-$1.50.
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-You know where
we'll be if you need us.
-SAM: Mmm-hmm.
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-Dr. Rowley's number is
right there by the phone...
-Okay.
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-By the police, the fire
department and the paramedics.
-Okay.
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And the National Guard.
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Goodbye, Mom.
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Goodbye, my darling.
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Come on, I mean,
what happened?
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This turned into
One Life to Live here?
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Let's blow this firetrap.
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Just kidding. Just kidding.
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Now, Sam, no TV until
you finish your homework.
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-Stay off that phone
and no kids in this house.
-Dad!
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You forgot
"Don't open the door
to a man with an ax."
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Or a chainsaw.
I love you.
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Bye.
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Okay, they're gone.
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Let the good times roll!
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Jonathan, your mother
left me in charge.
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Yeah. Pretty dumb, huh?
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You want to make Jell-O
in the bathtub?
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No!
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I want you to do your
homework, young man.
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What about your homework?
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Jonathan!
Jonathan, Jonathan.
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See, I'm the babysitter.
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I... I have too much
responsibility to do homework.
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Now, march.
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Mom, come back!
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Hello, Chad.
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Yes, yes, I do look
good in diamonds, don't I?
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Oh, well...
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Jonathan!
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Jonathan, what are you doing?
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My science homework
like you told me to do.
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I just proved that metal
is harder than M&M's.
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Ooh, Grandma's
diamond earrings!
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I wonder what's harder,
a hammer or diamonds?
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You wouldn't dare.
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Now give me the earring.
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Don't have to.
They're my grandma's.
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Jonathan, I want the earring.
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Here it is! Come and get it.
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Jonathan,
I want the earring now!
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Okay. Catch!
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-Ah, you missed!
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Jonathan...
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You just threw Mona's earring
down the drain!
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Uh-oh.
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What are we gonna do?
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I don't know.
You're the babysitter.
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I'm just a kid.
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Yeah, well, I hope he's got
long, skinny fingers.
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It's Chad McCann!
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Sure, and I'm Don Johnson.
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The diamonds are in the sink,
Chad McCann is at the door!
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Okay.
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I can handle this, right?
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No biggie. Okay.
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Ready?
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-Hi, Samantha.
-SAM: Ah!
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What a surprise!
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Jonathan, look who it is!
It's Chad McCann. Huh.
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I heard you were babysitting.
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Oh, where'd you hear that?
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Hey, the grapevine
ends in my ear.
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This is the coolest guy
in your junior high?
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Can it, squirt.
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Kids!
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We dropped a diamond
earring down the drain.
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"We"?
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Hey, I can fix that.
No problem.
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Wait a second.
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I can't let you in.
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What does the
earring look like?
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Well, it's a diamond,
uh, about a half a karat.
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What difference does it make,
just hand me
all the earrings you find!
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Is this it?
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Oh, Chad, you're wonderful.
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Why fight public opinion?
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Oh, brother.
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While I'm down here,
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these pipes are
really full of gunk.
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I'm so embarrassed.
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Oh, no.
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I don't believe this!
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What's the matter?
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There's something
stuck in here.
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Well, what is it?
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My hand.
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You're stuck?
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Uh, I think I'd better
brush my teeth
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-and get ready for bed now.
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It's really caught in there.
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Ah.
Do you want me to help?
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I'm really sorry.
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It's okay. It didn't hurt.
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You can't be stuck!
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My dad's coming home!
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What am I going to do?
How am I going to
get out of here?
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I have algebra to do. Ow!
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Chad, are you losing
your cool?
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CHAD: No!
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If I only had the right tools.
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Wait! I know!
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I'll call Marci!
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Her dad has a workshop
with everything.
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Just stay there.
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Where am I going?
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Hey, Marci?
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You'll never guess
what I have under my sink.
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No, besides the mouse trap.
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CHAIRWOMAN: If you want your
child to care about school,
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you have to
show that you care.
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That's why I am
so delighted to see
all of you involved parents
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here for tonight's discussion
on parent apathy.
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TONY: Oh.
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You know, I think
it's a darn shame that
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more parents aren't involved
with their kids.
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I don't even have kids,
I just come for
the sponge cake.
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Tony, I think I should call
and make sure
everything's okay at home.
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Angela, we're supposed to be
involved parents here.
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Would you forget
about the kids?
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Oh! Thanks, Marci.
You're the best. Bye.
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You have Chad McCann
under your sink
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and you won't even
let me in?
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Marci, I'm not supposed
to let any kids in the house.
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You let him in.
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Hi, Chad.
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Hi, Marci.
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Well, as long as
it's just you.
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Hi, guys!
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Hi, Chad!
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-Marci!
-Okay.
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So I mentioned it to Robin.
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But I told her not
to tell anybody.
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Hi! Where's Chad?
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Ooh! Hi. Nice jeans!
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-Ooh, I never knew
his feet were so big.
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Look, guys,
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I'm real happy you're
all having such a good time,
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but you got to get out
before someone comes home.
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Ooh, it's too late!
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Bless me, Father,
for I am in big trouble.
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Hello? Sam?
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It's Mona!
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Quick! Chad, scrunch up,
pull your feet in.
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CHAD: I can't!
SAM: Want to bet?
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-Okay. Outside everybody,
and be quiet.
-Shh. Shh. Shh.
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-Okay.
-She's gonna hear you!
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I thought that he should
see that I like nice things.
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Good.
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Good idea, Mona.
Have a great time.
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-Mmm-hmm.
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-What are you doing?
-I'm thirsty.
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I thought I'd get a drink.
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-Okay, guys, she's gone.
-Oh, that was a close one.
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How you doing in there?
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My legs are numb.
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We've got to do something.
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Let's make popcorn!
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All right, let's party!
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Speaking as a parent
of a 13-year-old,
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I can say one thing
for certain.
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A little club soda,
twist of lemon,
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those stains will
come right out.
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He's better than Heloise.
257
00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:34,641
Oh, in many ways.
258
00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:36,401
In fact, she calls
me for hints.
259
00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:37,471
-Oh!
260
00:13:38,576 --> 00:13:40,198
Excuse me,
261
00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:42,062
Tony, could we please
go home now?
262
00:13:42,131 --> 00:13:44,927
Angela, I'm in the middle
of a very important
conversation here.
263
00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:48,206
Mellow out.
Excuse me, excuse me.
264
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:50,830
Aren't you the least
little bit concerned?
265
00:13:50,899 --> 00:13:53,729
No, I have... I have
complete faith in Samantha
266
00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,317
and Jonathan.
267
00:13:55,386 --> 00:13:57,112
They're good kids!
268
00:13:57,181 --> 00:13:58,768
Yeah, you're...
You're right.
269
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,840
I guess it's time
to cut the cord.
270
00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:17,580
I'm Mike McCann,
Chad's father.
271
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,997
Oh! How you doing?
Sit down, sit down.
272
00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:21,722
You know, I've got
to meet this kid!
273
00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:23,241
I've heard so much about him.
274
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:25,416
I thought maybe he got there
tonight before you left.
275
00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:29,938
There? There where?
276
00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:31,732
Your place.
277
00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:34,425
He was, uh,
going over to see Sam.
278
00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:36,220
Oh, that's too bad,
because, uh,
279
00:14:36,289 --> 00:14:37,807
Sam was babysitting
and she promised me,
280
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,430
you know, no kids
in the house.
281
00:14:39,499 --> 00:14:42,778
Well, that kid of mine
is a real charmer.
282
00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:44,504
Girls just can't say no
to him.
283
00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:46,575
Excuse me.
284
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,336
Come on, Angela.
Let's go home.
285
00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:50,751
What is it? Is there trouble
at home?
286
00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,926
No, no, no, but there
will be when I get there.
287
00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:54,134
Let's go, come on.
288
00:15:01,762 --> 00:15:03,661
-Would you keep it down?
289
00:15:06,457 --> 00:15:08,562
So, how are you doing
down there?
290
00:15:08,631 --> 00:15:09,909
You want some more soda?
291
00:15:11,289 --> 00:15:13,947
Uh, maybe I better not.
292
00:15:17,468 --> 00:15:18,572
Right.
293
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,476
Guy, have a little butter,
why don't you!
294
00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:27,340
Ah, ah, ah, that's enough.
I'll break out.
295
00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:29,929
How much butter did you make?
296
00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:31,447
-Just a pound!
-Ugh.
297
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:35,762
Oh, that's too much.
Get rid of it.
298
00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:38,558
Gee, okay, but
it seems like such a waste!
299
00:15:38,627 --> 00:15:40,767
-SAM: No!
Not down the drain.
300
00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:42,631
Oh, gross.
301
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:45,979
Julia!
302
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:48,878
I'm free.
303
00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:53,159
-I'm free.
-You're free!
304
00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:55,955
Aw.
305
00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:04,411
I, uh... I didn't mean to
get butter on you.
306
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:06,206
That's okay.
307
00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:11,453
Better put this pipe
back together.
308
00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:12,799
Yeah, I guess you better.
309
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,805
I'm never going to wash
this shirt again.
310
00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:20,358
Aw.
311
00:16:20,427 --> 00:16:21,532
Hey, Sam!
312
00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:23,637
Jonathan, I thought
you were in bed.
313
00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:25,398
I was, but the car
woke me up.
314
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:26,744
Why don't you...
315
00:16:26,813 --> 00:16:27,917
Car?
316
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,126
What car?
317
00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:30,990
A late model red Jag.
318
00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:33,268
Dad and Angela are home?
319
00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:35,304
That's my guess.
Good night, everyone.
320
00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:39,791
-You know, Sam, maybe
we should leave.
-Yeah.
321
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:42,173
Good idea, Julia.
Out, please.
322
00:16:42,242 --> 00:16:44,106
Hurry up. Out, out, out.
323
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,972
Hey, you want me to explain
things to your old man?
324
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,939
No! You're only 14.
325
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,425
You have your whole
life ahead of you.
326
00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:54,151
GIRLS: Bye.
327
00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,704
CHAD: Later.
SAM: Later.
328
00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:00,364
-Hi.
-Hi.
329
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:01,744
-Hi.
-Hi.
330
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:02,883
Yo.
331
00:17:06,577 --> 00:17:08,786
Look what I found
in the driveway.
332
00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:10,684
Oh! Look!
333
00:17:10,753 --> 00:17:13,549
It's all my friends!
334
00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:15,172
How have you guys
been, anyway?
335
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:35,364
And you.
336
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,779
And you.
337
00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:38,643
You, I don't know.
338
00:17:40,197 --> 00:17:42,751
Dad, I'd like you to meet
Chad McCann.
339
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:44,166
How do you do, sir?
340
00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:46,513
Chad McCann,
nice to meet you.
Hit the road.
341
00:17:48,205 --> 00:17:50,759
I'm a man
of few words myself.
342
00:17:54,763 --> 00:17:55,764
-Bye.
-Bye!
343
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:56,903
-Bye.
-Bye.
344
00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,180
Later.
345
00:17:58,249 --> 00:17:59,423
Much later.
346
00:18:01,287 --> 00:18:04,324
Samantha, I am not only
incredibly disappointed
in you, but...
347
00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:06,430
But think about what you've
put poor Angela through.
348
00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:08,190
She's really upset!
349
00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:11,020
Well, Jonathan is sleeping
like a baby.
350
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,195
-Everything is fine.
351
00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:15,749
Well, all's well
that ends well.
352
00:18:15,818 --> 00:18:18,304
Let's leave Shakespeare
out of this.
353
00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:19,960
All I know is you better have
a great explanation
354
00:18:20,029 --> 00:18:21,238
for what went on here tonight.
355
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,688
Oh. Hi, Mom.
356
00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:25,000
What's going on?
357
00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:31,489
Did something happen
while I was sound asleep?
358
00:18:33,457 --> 00:18:35,390
No, it's nothing for you
to worry about, sweetheart.
359
00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:36,632
Spill it.
360
00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:40,498
Okay.
361
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:44,226
-Well, see,
Chad stopped by.
-Mmm.
362
00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:47,781
And I told him,
Dad, I told him
he couldn't come in.
363
00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:49,990
But he said
he could fix the sink
364
00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:52,096
and that it would
only take a minute.
365
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,202
-What's wrong with the sink?
-Uh...
366
00:18:54,271 --> 00:18:56,307
Well, it's kind
of hard to say.
367
00:18:56,376 --> 00:18:57,550
Well, give it a shot!
368
00:19:05,005 --> 00:19:06,938
Something got stuck in it.
369
00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:09,113
"Something"? What something?
370
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,529
You could say
it's like a karat.
371
00:19:12,599 --> 00:19:13,945
A carrot?
372
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,777
Actually, it is a half
a karat.
373
00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:19,019
What happened
to the other half?
374
00:19:19,088 --> 00:19:20,366
Was Bugs Bunny here, too?
375
00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:23,852
Wait a minute.
376
00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:25,992
I have something to
say about Sam
377
00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:28,063
and what happened tonight.
378
00:19:28,132 --> 00:19:30,065
Well, what do you want
to tell us, sweetheart?
379
00:19:32,757 --> 00:19:34,207
Well...
380
00:19:34,276 --> 00:19:36,727
Sam is the best babysitter
I ever had.
381
00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:37,866
That's it.
382
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:42,767
That's very nice.
383
00:19:42,836 --> 00:19:44,907
All right, young lady, I don't
know what went on, but I know
384
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,082
it doesn't take four girls
and Chad McCann
385
00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:49,981
to get a carrot, or a half
a carrot out of the sink.
386
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:52,191
Now, you're grounded
for a month, a month.
387
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,434
Now get in there and let's
clean that kitchen. Let's go.
388
00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:56,609
I'll help.
389
00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:58,197
Isn't he sweet?
390
00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,475
Yeah, he's a real angel.
391
00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:06,619
Tony, aren't you being
a little too harsh on her?
392
00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:08,207
Me, harsh? Ha!
393
00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:11,244
When you were a kid
and babysitting,
394
00:20:11,313 --> 00:20:12,970
did you let boys
in the house?
395
00:20:13,039 --> 00:20:14,696
No. Never!
396
00:20:14,765 --> 00:20:15,800
I would have.
397
00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:19,425
She's lying to me, Angela.
398
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,497
Well, Tony!
399
00:20:22,566 --> 00:20:25,741
If I were a little girl
and I was looking into
your frightening face,
400
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,812
I might be
tempted to lie, too.
401
00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:30,367
This face?
402
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,197
Frightening?
403
00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:38,098
How come you didn't tell
what really happened, Sam?
404
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:40,825
I knew that I was
in trouble for sure.
405
00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:43,932
And I didn't see any reason to
get you in trouble, too.
406
00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,315
Wow!
407
00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:54,391
Well, you know,
I figure...
408
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:57,083
You're as close
as I'm gonna get
to having a little brother.
409
00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:07,473
Jonathan, I'm trying
to clean up the kitchen!
410
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,026
What are you doing
with the onion?
411
00:21:10,407 --> 00:21:12,547
Getting you an early parole.
412
00:21:16,171 --> 00:21:17,276
Frightening?
413
00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:20,969
This face is the soul
of compassion.
414
00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:23,868
Oh, Mommy!
415
00:21:25,007 --> 00:21:27,147
What is it, sweetheart?
416
00:21:27,216 --> 00:21:29,564
It's all my fault! I did it.
417
00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:31,738
It was me, me, me!
418
00:21:33,947 --> 00:21:35,777
Oh. Calm down!
419
00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:38,987
Honey, calm down!
Tell us what happened.
420
00:21:39,056 --> 00:21:41,161
I should have told the truth.
421
00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:43,267
Sam was trying to protect me.
422
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,890
I dropped Grandma's
earring down the sink.
423
00:21:48,617 --> 00:21:50,999
Diamond earring, a karat.
424
00:21:51,068 --> 00:21:52,069
A half a karat.
425
00:21:52,138 --> 00:21:53,795
Ooh. Tricky, Sam.
426
00:21:55,728 --> 00:21:58,247
Punish me. I deserve it.
427
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,009
I should never have let
Sam cover for me.
428
00:22:01,078 --> 00:22:03,114
I should've told the truth.
429
00:22:03,183 --> 00:22:04,495
-Oh.
430
00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:25,102
Yes, my darling angel,
you can have cookies, too.
431
00:22:26,275 --> 00:22:28,243
Take it easy on the kid,
will you, Angela?
432
00:22:30,487 --> 00:22:32,972
Well, these cookies
won't taste any good
433
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:34,767
without someone
to share them with.
434
00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:38,046
All right, all right.
435
00:22:38,115 --> 00:22:39,979
You're off the hook, too.
436
00:22:40,048 --> 00:22:41,981
-We'll get some cookies.
-Thanks!
437
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,847
You're real good, kid!
438
00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:46,986
I know.
439
00:22:50,196 --> 00:22:52,060
-Onions?
-Onions.
440
00:22:54,787 --> 00:22:57,893
Oh, they really stuck up
for each other.
441
00:22:57,962 --> 00:22:59,447
Yeah, they really did.
That's terrific.
442
00:22:59,516 --> 00:23:01,138
It is, it sure is.
443
00:23:02,864 --> 00:23:04,417
How much of that story
do you think is true?
444
00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:07,178
Maybe all.
445
00:23:07,247 --> 00:23:08,421
Maybe not.
446
00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:10,147
-Some?
-Enough.
447
00:23:10,216 --> 00:23:11,286
That's what I thought.
448
00:23:16,325 --> 00:23:18,569
TONY: Who's the Boss?
will be back in a moment.
Stick around.
449
00:23:23,505 --> 00:23:25,093
Ten-hut!
450
00:23:25,162 --> 00:23:27,267
Kitchen ready
for inspection, sir.
451
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,718
Stick out that chest, soldier.
452
00:23:30,961 --> 00:23:32,790
Ready?
453
00:23:35,103 --> 00:23:36,622
At ease.
454
00:23:36,691 --> 00:23:37,657
Uh-huh.
455
00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:42,075
All right, everything
looks ship-shape.
456
00:23:42,144 --> 00:23:43,974
-Company dismissed.
-Yay!
457
00:23:44,595 --> 00:23:46,148
Company, halt.
458
00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:47,322
Forward, kiss!
459
00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:51,706
Ah!
460
00:23:51,775 --> 00:23:53,570
I love today's army.
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