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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,816 --> 00:00:03,316 (Eerie music) 2 00:00:47,835 --> 00:00:49,781 - [Radio Host] Good morning, ladies and germs, 3 00:00:49,823 --> 00:00:52,558 and what a lovely morning it is. 4 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:57,600 That was, Perfume for Boys with Wednesday My Diary. 5 00:00:58,450 --> 00:01:00,118 Up next is one of my favorite bands 6 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,010 and their new hit single, Cannon Load. 7 00:01:04,893 --> 00:01:07,393 (rock music) 8 00:01:26,881 --> 00:01:29,286 ♪ Were back like Venom ♪ 9 00:01:29,328 --> 00:01:31,710 ♪ A body like steel ♪ 10 00:01:31,752 --> 00:01:36,752 ♪ Inspect the devil, black sex appeal ♪ 11 00:01:37,204 --> 00:01:42,204 ♪ Insert the fuels down the little vent hole ♪ 12 00:01:42,424 --> 00:01:47,424 ♪ Tight in the drums, put in a double load ♪ 13 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:52,982 ♪ What ever you do, what ever I say ♪ 14 00:01:53,391 --> 00:01:58,391 ♪ Let them go baby, hurt in your way ♪ 15 00:01:58,529 --> 00:02:01,023 ♪ I'm ready for charge ♪ 16 00:02:01,065 --> 00:02:03,979 ♪ Saint valentines baby ♪ 17 00:02:04,021 --> 00:02:09,021 ♪ Check out my guns as I blow you away ♪ 18 00:02:10,079 --> 00:02:15,079 ♪ We might get along if I get a load ♪ 19 00:02:15,295 --> 00:02:18,378 ♪ We might get along ♪ 20 00:02:19,295 --> 00:02:22,045 (dramatic music) 21 00:02:49,856 --> 00:02:52,606 (dramatic music) 22 00:03:04,303 --> 00:03:06,231 (bell rings) 23 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,468 - Hey Dr. Zartan. 24 00:03:07,510 --> 00:03:09,148 - Hello ladies. 25 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:11,143 Lovely dancing this morning. 26 00:03:12,010 --> 00:03:13,678 - Thank you. 27 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:18,013 - Jenny, we really need to talk about your grades. 28 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,448 Why don't you come by my house later 29 00:03:21,490 --> 00:03:25,138 and we'll your D minus into a C minus. 30 00:03:25,180 --> 00:03:27,268 - Yeah, I could probably use the tutoring. 31 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:29,383 - Me too, Jenny, me too. 32 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,068 Sharon. 33 00:03:32,110 --> 00:03:32,983 You can watch. 34 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,798 - What is he saying? 35 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:38,998 - Oh, that's Southern. 36 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:39,831 - Southern, you sure? 37 00:03:39,873 --> 00:03:43,318 I think that's like, like Tunisian or something. 38 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,998 - No, he's definitely a southern man. 39 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,218 I love Southern man. 40 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:48,360 - Fried chicken, baby. 41 00:03:49,390 --> 00:03:50,578 You're so smart. 42 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:52,873 You're like that genius Steven B. Gutenberg. 43 00:03:53,715 --> 00:03:56,132 (rock music) 44 00:04:00,570 --> 00:04:01,618 - Hey ladies. 45 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:02,878 - [Both] Hey Todd. 46 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,958 - Hey sexy ladies. 47 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,388 You like our great beats with music? 48 00:04:06,430 --> 00:04:07,858 - Hey hot canes. 49 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:09,250 Do you like the milk, yeah? 50 00:04:10,270 --> 00:04:11,728 - I like milk. 51 00:04:11,770 --> 00:04:12,603 - Yeah. 52 00:04:14,290 --> 00:04:15,478 - We gotta get to class. 53 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,236 - Alright, we'll see you fine ladies later. 54 00:04:18,278 --> 00:04:20,012 - Bye ladies. 55 00:04:20,054 --> 00:04:20,971 Bye ladies. 56 00:04:22,652 --> 00:04:27,652 - I gotta get to class. 57 00:04:32,193 --> 00:04:34,610 (bell rings) 58 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:40,612 (dramatic music) 59 00:04:49,252 --> 00:04:51,939 ♪ System, driving the cab ♪ 60 00:04:51,981 --> 00:04:54,693 ♪ I can't get on prayer ♪ 61 00:04:54,735 --> 00:04:57,195 ♪ Something holding me down ♪ 62 00:04:57,237 --> 00:04:59,368 - Three pages, 13 by Monday. 63 00:04:59,410 --> 00:05:01,486 Make sure you know all the material. 64 00:05:01,528 --> 00:05:03,945 (bell rings) 65 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:08,160 Sharon, I want to speak with you for a moment. 66 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:11,758 Sharon, we need to talk about your grades. 67 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,168 - What's up? 68 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:14,908 - You're getting fat. 69 00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:15,988 - Really? 70 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:16,863 - Yeah. 71 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:27,723 Poor girl. 72 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:33,898 Good morning community college commander. 73 00:05:33,940 --> 00:05:35,968 - Good morning everyone. 74 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:38,968 How is class today Professor Shipwreck? 75 00:05:39,010 --> 00:05:40,888 - Well funny you should say that. 76 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:44,398 - Distro and I are having a meeting regarding 77 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:49,440 next semesters upcoming budgetary constraints! 78 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:51,883 It would be glorious to see you there! 79 00:05:53,410 --> 00:05:55,108 - Well, I don't know if I can, 80 00:05:55,150 --> 00:05:56,742 but I will make an effort to try. 81 00:05:56,784 --> 00:05:58,051 - Excellent! 82 00:05:58,093 --> 00:06:01,678 Keep up the good work Professor Shipwreck! 83 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,900 - Thank you Community College commander. 84 00:06:03,942 --> 00:06:06,829 - Good day kind sirs. 85 00:06:06,871 --> 00:06:10,923 I look forward to seeing you at the meeting. 86 00:06:18,251 --> 00:06:20,834 (upbeat music) 87 00:06:25,666 --> 00:06:27,522 (Shipwreck crying out) 88 00:06:27,564 --> 00:06:28,647 - Hey ladies. 89 00:06:34,215 --> 00:06:35,048 - Hey. 90 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:36,868 Todd. 91 00:06:36,910 --> 00:06:37,738 - Hey Sharon. 92 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:39,448 Nice skirt, where'd you get it? 93 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:40,798 - Thanks Gary. 94 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,018 I got it at the Gash. 95 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:43,851 - Really? 96 00:06:43,893 --> 00:06:44,684 - [Sharon] Yeah. 97 00:06:44,726 --> 00:06:46,290 - I didn't know they made plus sizes. 98 00:06:47,530 --> 00:06:49,771 - Are you guys gonna miss Johnson's party on Friday? 99 00:06:49,813 --> 00:06:50,646 - Ah fuck! 100 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,398 Ah fuck! 101 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:54,808 - Of course we're going. 102 00:06:54,850 --> 00:06:56,608 We knew about this party like a year ago. 103 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:57,538 You going? 104 00:06:57,580 --> 00:06:59,128 - I just said we were going. 105 00:06:59,170 --> 00:07:00,238 - Yeah, I know. 106 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,218 If you need directions, let me know. 107 00:07:02,260 --> 00:07:03,718 - We've been there like 10 times. 108 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,728 I think we know how to get there. 109 00:07:05,770 --> 00:07:07,798 - Do you think you could give me directions? 110 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,613 - I'll give you directions Todd. 111 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:13,498 - We'll find it, thanks. 112 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:15,148 - Whatever Gary. 113 00:07:15,190 --> 00:07:16,078 Later Todd. 114 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,128 - We can't be late for work, 115 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,363 otherwise Ms. Johnson will spank us again. 116 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,742 - Good arm Todd. 117 00:07:24,784 --> 00:07:27,568 Oh fuck. 118 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:28,777 Is that blood? 119 00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:35,788 - Okay ladies, how you doing this morning huh? 120 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,453 You're looking pretty good. 121 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:40,798 Pretty good, you are looking good ladies. 122 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,108 Now guess what we're gonna do today? 123 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:46,588 We're gonna break up into teams of four. 124 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:48,088 Can you count to four? 125 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:51,808 One, two, three four. 126 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:52,678 Great! 127 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:53,698 That's great. 128 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,168 And you know how we're gonna bring home 129 00:07:55,210 --> 00:07:57,058 the bacon and keep this place open? 130 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,998 I'll tell you how, tits and ass. 131 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,618 Now show me your tits and ass ladies. 132 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:05,218 Come on, come on, yeah, show 'em off, that's it, that's it. 133 00:08:05,260 --> 00:08:07,078 Very, very good. 134 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,288 Okay, also we're gonna add smiles and winks. 135 00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:12,058 Smiles and winks. 136 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,378 Very, very good. 137 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:17,248 Now don't forget, we also have to scrub and wax. 138 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:19,198 Scrub and wax. 139 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,898 Come on ladies, scrub and wax. 140 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:22,773 Yeah. 141 00:08:23,968 --> 00:08:25,228 Oh, that's good. 142 00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:27,478 Okay, looks like we're in good shape. 143 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,668 Sharon, I need to speak to you for a minute. 144 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,557 Everybody else take your positions. 145 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:35,349 (girls cheering) 146 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:38,376 Now Sharon, your performance 147 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:41,518 has been declining a little bit, 148 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,918 you were five minutes late today 149 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,538 and you need to lose weight. 150 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:48,178 So get out there, shake your ass, 151 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:50,533 work that tail and make me some money. 152 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,193 Fucking yes, yes! 153 00:08:55,573 --> 00:08:58,156 (upbeat music) 154 00:09:09,934 --> 00:09:13,557 ♪ What with these uni's, they're moving bod ♪ 155 00:09:13,599 --> 00:09:15,340 ♪ Hey where'd you get them ♪ 156 00:09:15,382 --> 00:09:17,134 ♪ The local woman store ♪ 157 00:09:17,176 --> 00:09:20,739 ♪ How about some snake skin and bloodied chains ♪ 158 00:09:20,781 --> 00:09:24,048 ♪ That's the vintage ♪ 159 00:09:24,090 --> 00:09:27,846 ♪ Oh we're off to war tonight ♪ 160 00:09:27,888 --> 00:09:30,691 ♪ But we won't fight unless we look tight ♪ 161 00:09:30,733 --> 00:09:35,733 ♪ We want sexy, sexy civil war ♪ 162 00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:42,643 ♪ Give me your sexy, sexy civil war ♪ 163 00:09:45,829 --> 00:09:50,255 ♪ Give me some bullets, strung on my belt ♪ 164 00:09:50,297 --> 00:09:51,913 - Can I get the rim job? 165 00:09:54,370 --> 00:09:57,697 Then, I want you to wash my car with your tits. 166 00:10:01,345 --> 00:10:03,573 ♪ We rock the world tonight ♪ 167 00:10:03,615 --> 00:10:05,227 ♪ But we won't bite ♪ 168 00:10:05,269 --> 00:10:06,295 ♪ Lest we look tight ♪ 169 00:10:06,337 --> 00:10:11,337 ♪ We want sexy, sexy civil war ♪ 170 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:17,812 ♪ Give me your sexy, sexy civil war ♪ 171 00:10:37,052 --> 00:10:40,948 ♪ We're off to war tonight but we won't fight ♪ 172 00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:43,738 - Well hello, Scarlet. 173 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:45,163 Fancy meeting you here. 174 00:10:46,450 --> 00:10:49,318 I didn't even know girls worked. 175 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,541 - Hi Dr. Zartan. 176 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:53,832 - It's Dr. Zartan. 177 00:10:53,874 --> 00:10:55,588 - Oh right, sorry. 178 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:57,208 What can I do for you? 179 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,533 - I'll have a wash and a bikini wax. 180 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:01,903 - You got it. 181 00:11:05,757 --> 00:11:10,757 ♪ We want sexy civil war ♪ 182 00:11:13,459 --> 00:11:18,459 ♪ Sexy civil war ♪ 183 00:11:20,173 --> 00:11:22,756 ♪ We want sexy ♪ 184 00:11:23,777 --> 00:11:26,527 (dramatic music) 185 00:11:45,364 --> 00:11:49,228 - Hey Dr. Zantar, weren't you just here? 186 00:11:49,270 --> 00:11:53,338 - No, I was mud bogging in Peru. 187 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,008 The indigenous people there are lovely. 188 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:57,763 Backward, but lovely. 189 00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:01,813 - Okay freak. 190 00:12:18,685 --> 00:12:20,725 - [Woman] What the fuck, motherfucker? 191 00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:23,293 - Hey ladies, how's the washing going? 192 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,888 - Stand back girls. 193 00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:29,180 You're about to get burnt by a white hot thunder. 194 00:12:30,122 --> 00:12:32,872 (dramatic music) 195 00:13:39,274 --> 00:13:42,024 (dramatic music) 196 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,818 - Who runs this shit hole? 197 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:54,118 - Sexy lady, you have strong meat fingers. 198 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,638 Maybe we go for a date and eat meet big taco? 199 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:57,768 - What the fuck do you want? 200 00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,188 - Do you run this place? 201 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:01,618 I just got outta juvie and I'm looking for a job. 202 00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:02,451 - Oh yeah? 203 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:05,442 You think you have what it takes to run with my girls? 204 00:14:05,484 --> 00:14:08,234 (dramatic music) 205 00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,538 What's your name PYT? 206 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,983 - It ain't Billy Jean, it's Lucy. 207 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,923 - Well I'll see you tomorrow, Lucy. 208 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:28,783 Now beat it. 209 00:15:30,523 --> 00:15:33,273 (dramatic music) 210 00:15:34,990 --> 00:15:37,018 - That was a killer knife fight, huh? 211 00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:39,058 - Yeah, it was the jam. 212 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,398 - I heard she just got out of juvie. 213 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,808 - I heard that too. 214 00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:44,638 - You know what I heard? 215 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,068 I heard she stole a cigarette truck 216 00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:50,008 and she drove it all the way to Canada. 217 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,798 - I heard she sold drugs. 218 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,198 - I heard she killed a guard in the joint. 219 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,533 - I heard she's a dyke. 220 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,606 - You think everyone's s dyke. 221 00:15:59,648 --> 00:16:02,481 (dramatic music) 222 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,558 - Oh great spirit. 223 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,788 We are trying to contact our beloved friend Portia. 224 00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:13,460 - Portia. 225 00:16:13,502 --> 00:16:16,633 Speak to us from beyond the grave. 226 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:22,558 - [Woman] Oh my god, it's working. 227 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,943 - Portia, is that you? 228 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,643 Well, if it's not you, who is it? 229 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:37,468 W-I-L-L. 230 00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:39,118 - Willmina? 231 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,368 - It's William you ham fisted cunts. 232 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:43,183 - Yeah, she's right, it is William. 233 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:50,460 L-E-S-C-H-E-N-S-K-Y. 234 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,098 Le what? 235 00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:02,931 Is that French? 236 00:17:02,973 --> 00:17:04,738 - I think it's Polish. 237 00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:06,178 - Yeah, Mercedes is right. 238 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,708 - It's Lashensky. 239 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:10,408 - Who is that, does anyone know him? 240 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:12,718 - No way, I hate foreigner. 241 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,353 - Wait guys, it's moving again. 242 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,283 - C-H. 243 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,758 - S? 244 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,933 - That's an E you fucking idiot. 245 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,638 F. 246 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,638 - Chef, are you sure that's not French? 247 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:33,298 - No, the chef, chef death. 248 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:34,963 - Oh right, that makes sense. 249 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:40,130 (dramatic music) 250 00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:01,710 - It's okay, Jenny, he's dead. 251 00:18:01,752 --> 00:18:03,498 He's can't hurt us anymore. 252 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,068 - I know he's fucking dead. 253 00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:08,140 I killed fucking him with a fucking rake. 254 00:18:09,057 --> 00:18:10,348 - With a rake? 255 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,908 - No, she said she raped him. 256 00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:13,250 - [Both] Shut the fuck up. 257 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:17,278 - How the fuck could she rape him? 258 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,118 - With a rake. 259 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,207 - Oh I get it, with a rake. 260 00:18:21,188 --> 00:18:22,672 Why did you do that? 261 00:18:22,714 --> 00:18:26,488 - I didn't rape him and there was no raping. 262 00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:29,728 - I heard that Lucy raped the guard in prison with a rake. 263 00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:31,048 - I heard that one too. 264 00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:32,632 - Yeah. 265 00:18:32,674 --> 00:18:33,868 - Could you guys shut up? 266 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:35,953 Sodomy, upsets, Jenny. 267 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,463 - Everybody just shut the fuck up. 268 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,763 It was the last day of school. 269 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,108 My best friend Sharon and I 270 00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:55,318 were gonna have a slumber party at my parents' house. 271 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,938 - With balloons. 272 00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:59,608 - My parents were away for the weekend 273 00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:01,438 and we were gonna have all the girls over 274 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:05,323 for one last night before everybody went away to college. 275 00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:08,818 We were drinking daiquiris when 276 00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:11,278 all of a sudden this psychotic chef 277 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:16,320 broke in and started killing my friends one by one. 278 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,388 Sharon went for help. 279 00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:19,228 - And Das tacos. 280 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:21,674 - I barricaded myself into the garage 281 00:19:21,716 --> 00:19:24,478 and then the chef broke in and we started fighting. 282 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,458 And I raped him with a rake. 283 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,068 - See I told you. 284 00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:30,838 - You guys, why don't you just get going. 285 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,593 I'm gonna calm Jenny down. 286 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,334 We'll see the car wash tomorrow. 287 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,876 - Yeah, see you tomorrow, jam! 288 00:19:39,965 --> 00:19:42,798 (dramatic music) 289 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,418 - Oh, Peaches, it's you. 290 00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:11,693 - Who are you expecting, Dr. Zartan? 291 00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:35,128 - My name is Professor Shipwreck. 292 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,933 We are here today to study astrophysics. 293 00:21:38,950 --> 00:21:41,293 For this class, I will need two volunteers. 294 00:21:42,430 --> 00:21:44,143 You the Neanderthal over there, 295 00:21:45,274 --> 00:21:46,633 you the vixen over there. 296 00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:50,983 And you, fuck you. 297 00:21:55,930 --> 00:21:57,343 Take a can of gasoline. 298 00:22:04,210 --> 00:22:07,408 Now say this can of gasoline represents the sun. 299 00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:10,588 Now we spread a thin line of gasoline 300 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,973 to this ball representing the earth. 301 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,688 - Hey, are you okay after what happened last night? 302 00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:19,948 - I'm still a little freaked out. 303 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,898 It was strange that Dr. Zartan 304 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,578 was in the women's bathroom this morning. 305 00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:27,148 But I guess there was a clog or something in the shower. 306 00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:28,978 In my shower. 307 00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,748 - I'm talking about the seance. 308 00:22:30,790 --> 00:22:32,158 - Oh right, yeah. 309 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,708 We should totally talk to Portia about her shoes. 310 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:37,018 - No, I'm talking about the killer chef, 311 00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:39,178 talking to us from beyond the grave. 312 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:41,020 - Oh yeah, that was a little freaky. 313 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,298 - Hey, you wanna get some food after class? 314 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:47,548 - Yeah, let's go to the Luftwaffle Haus. 315 00:22:47,590 --> 00:22:48,388 - Totally. 316 00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:53,173 I want some gehrings cakes and gurgles burgers. 317 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,650 - And that's how babies are made. 318 00:22:58,630 --> 00:23:01,093 Okay kids, I'll see you all on Monday. 319 00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:06,868 Everyone have a great weekend. 320 00:23:06,910 --> 00:23:08,010 Except for you Sharon. 321 00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:12,343 You're gonna have a miserable weekend 'cause you're fat. 322 00:23:21,338 --> 00:23:24,088 (dramatic music) 323 00:23:29,703 --> 00:23:33,060 - Are you going to miss Johnson's party on Friday night? 324 00:23:33,102 --> 00:23:34,378 - I don't know. 325 00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:38,158 Last time I went I woke up in a lock closet 326 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,758 with one of those really weird German guys. 327 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,853 - Was one Ike? 328 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,048 - He's got a really nice mustache. 329 00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:47,698 - Yeah, he does. 330 00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:50,319 So thick and bushy. 331 00:23:50,361 --> 00:23:51,898 Kind of reminds me of my father. 332 00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:54,433 - Oh yeah, your dad does have a nice mustache. 333 00:24:02,770 --> 00:24:03,688 - Hi Todd. 334 00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:04,558 - Hey ladies. 335 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,898 - So we'll see you at the party tonight. 336 00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:08,578 - You bet that outdated shirt we'll be there. 337 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:09,658 - You're outdated. 338 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:10,708 - What car did you have to blow 339 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,028 to get that circus tent you're wearing? 340 00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:13,588 - I got this from Skirt City. 341 00:24:13,630 --> 00:24:15,178 - What, what's that? 342 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,011 You found it in a barn? 343 00:24:16,053 --> 00:24:16,844 - No. 344 00:24:16,886 --> 00:24:17,677 - I heard you. 345 00:24:17,719 --> 00:24:18,883 More like shit city. 346 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:22,738 - You are such a great dancer, Todd. 347 00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:23,571 - I know. 348 00:24:23,613 --> 00:24:25,618 I can give you some tips sometime. 349 00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:26,743 I mean tits. 350 00:24:28,390 --> 00:24:29,181 - Okay. 351 00:24:29,223 --> 00:24:31,108 - Okay ladies. 352 00:24:31,150 --> 00:24:32,698 You like our love moves 353 00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:35,233 'cause we want to blast them inside you. 354 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:39,238 - USA all the way! 355 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,168 - What? 356 00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:41,043 - You're fat. 357 00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:43,338 - Ladies wanna ride to me to the car wash 358 00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:46,348 in my cool truck my dad bought me? 359 00:24:46,390 --> 00:24:49,258 - Sure Todd, you are so sweet. 360 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:50,758 - Yeah, but I get to ride the front. 361 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,978 You and the whale can ride in the back. 362 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:54,418 - Fuck you Gary. 363 00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:56,374 - You're not man enough, honey. 364 00:24:56,416 --> 00:24:59,166 (dramatic music) 365 00:25:02,530 --> 00:25:03,748 - Seriously? 366 00:25:03,790 --> 00:25:08,488 - Yeah, so she like, she like raped him with a rake. 367 00:25:08,530 --> 00:25:11,293 - Honestly, I just don't get the part about the rake. 368 00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:12,418 - You know what I don't get? 369 00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:14,548 Is the other day in class, Dr. Zantan 370 00:25:14,590 --> 00:25:18,598 was saying if I showed him my B's, he'd give me an A. 371 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,658 - It probably has something to do with the metric system. 372 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:23,878 The Mexicans are using that now in Canada. 373 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,925 - You're right. 374 00:25:24,967 --> 00:25:26,458 You know something else I don't get 375 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,868 was he was saying that he had like 376 00:25:27,910 --> 00:25:32,038 a six inch surprise for me to enjoy. 377 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,008 I mean I was hoping it was like a squirrel or something 378 00:25:35,050 --> 00:25:37,888 because I told him how much I liked squirrels 379 00:25:37,930 --> 00:25:40,618 and then he started talking about his nuts. 380 00:25:40,660 --> 00:25:43,528 - Squirrels do like nuts. 381 00:25:43,570 --> 00:25:44,848 - You're so smart. 382 00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:47,338 - I know, I'm a genius like that 383 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,213 Steven B. Baldwin or whatever. 384 00:25:51,364 --> 00:25:54,281 (women screaming) 385 00:26:01,535 --> 00:26:04,844 - (speaking foreign language) 386 00:26:04,886 --> 00:26:07,803 (woman crying out) 387 00:26:26,260 --> 00:26:27,568 - You're late. 388 00:26:27,610 --> 00:26:29,728 Where's Lady J and Scarlet? 389 00:26:29,770 --> 00:26:31,378 - What do you think I am, their keeper? 390 00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:34,228 - Don't you sass me bitch! 391 00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:35,728 Get over here, get over here. 392 00:26:35,770 --> 00:26:36,969 I'm not done with you yet. 393 00:26:37,011 --> 00:26:40,953 Now don't forget, tits and ass. 394 00:26:40,995 --> 00:26:41,786 - Yeah. 395 00:26:41,828 --> 00:26:43,258 - And fucking elbow grease. 396 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,563 Now get to it. 397 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,908 And I'll just be in my office 398 00:26:47,950 --> 00:26:50,428 trying to find some new fucking hot tail 399 00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:52,768 to cover your friend's asses. 400 00:26:52,810 --> 00:26:55,093 Cause I don't have anything better to do! 401 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:57,568 When I see 'em at fucking the party tonight, 402 00:26:57,610 --> 00:27:00,810 I'm gonna kick them right in the fucking box, bitch. 403 00:27:00,852 --> 00:27:03,892 ♪ Don't bust my fucking balls ♪ 404 00:27:03,934 --> 00:27:05,887 ♪ I don't pass my balls ♪ 405 00:27:05,929 --> 00:27:08,174 ♪ Don't bust my fucking balls ♪ 406 00:27:08,216 --> 00:27:11,697 ♪ Don't bust my fucking balls ♪ 407 00:27:11,739 --> 00:27:13,532 ♪ Don't bust my balls ♪ 408 00:27:13,574 --> 00:27:17,407 ♪ Don't bust my fucking balls ♪ 409 00:27:32,089 --> 00:27:35,195 ♪ My fucking balls ♪ 410 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:38,689 ♪ Don't bust my fucking balls ♪ 411 00:27:38,731 --> 00:27:40,255 ♪ Don't bust my balls ♪ 412 00:27:40,297 --> 00:27:42,547 ♪ Don't bust my fucking balls ♪ 413 00:27:42,589 --> 00:27:45,883 ♪ Don't bust my fucking balls ♪ 414 00:27:45,925 --> 00:27:50,197 ♪ Don't bust my balls, don't bust my fucking balls ♪ 415 00:27:50,239 --> 00:27:55,180 ♪ Don't bust my fucking balls, don't bust my balls ♪ 416 00:27:55,222 --> 00:27:57,504 ♪ Don't bust my fucking balls ♪ 417 00:27:57,546 --> 00:28:02,546 ♪ Don't bust my fucking balls, don't bust my balls ♪ 418 00:28:02,913 --> 00:28:06,746 ♪ Don't bust my fucking balls ♪ 419 00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:16,948 - All right ladies, let's hit the showers. 420 00:28:16,990 --> 00:28:18,553 It's closing time. 421 00:28:20,293 --> 00:28:22,293 ♪ Bitch ♪ 422 00:28:25,930 --> 00:28:27,730 - Where you think you're going babe? 423 00:28:29,470 --> 00:28:32,653 New meat picks up the sponges and the hoses. 424 00:28:38,170 --> 00:28:42,898 - I am really trying to get my grades up to 1.13. 425 00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:46,168 - I really want Todd to get it up to 1.13. 426 00:28:46,210 --> 00:28:48,688 If you know what I mean? 427 00:28:48,730 --> 00:28:50,188 - No. 428 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,258 So are you gonna go to the party tonight? 429 00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:55,048 - Yeah, I want to get a mustache ride from Ike. 430 00:28:55,090 --> 00:28:56,240 - Where would you ride? 431 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,600 - Everything's put away. 432 00:29:08,530 --> 00:29:09,493 - You're okay kid. 433 00:29:10,330 --> 00:29:12,388 See you at the party tonight. 434 00:29:12,430 --> 00:29:13,480 - Thanks Ms. Johnson. 435 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:16,978 - It's gonna be weird 436 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:19,061 going back to that house after the seance. 437 00:29:19,103 --> 00:29:21,178 - Yeah, do you think the bikini makes me look fat? 438 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,272 - Yes it does. 439 00:29:22,314 --> 00:29:24,658 All of my friends were butchered there by that chef. 440 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:26,488 And then Ms. Johnson bought the house. 441 00:29:26,530 --> 00:29:28,228 Don't you think that's weird? 442 00:29:28,270 --> 00:29:30,028 - Yeah, no, that is a little weird, 443 00:29:30,070 --> 00:29:32,368 but I didn't really think about it till last night. 444 00:29:32,410 --> 00:29:33,628 You still wanna go, right? 445 00:29:33,670 --> 00:29:37,138 - The only place you're not fat is where your tits are. 446 00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:38,698 - Yes, I'm definitely going. 447 00:29:38,740 --> 00:29:41,518 I totally need to blow off some steam before finals. 448 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:45,247 - Yeah, I know what you want to blow or who. 449 00:29:46,101 --> 00:29:47,470 - Shut up. 450 00:29:47,512 --> 00:29:50,293 Well, I am hoping Todd shows up. 451 00:29:51,553 --> 00:29:54,523 God, I heard he has a hard 1.13. 452 00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:57,838 - Yeah, you have small tits. 453 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,278 - Fuck you shitty narc. 454 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,168 - Why do you have to keep bringing that up? 455 00:30:01,210 --> 00:30:03,538 I told you that in confidence. 456 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:04,378 - What? 457 00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:06,478 That was really scary last night 458 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,968 when we heard that killer chef's voice. 459 00:30:09,010 --> 00:30:11,398 - You don't really believe in that crap do you? 460 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,228 - Actually, well kind of, 461 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,568 I knew of this guy once and he had to have 462 00:30:15,610 --> 00:30:18,508 his house exercised because it was haunted 463 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:22,138 and the ghost used to just shit all over the place 464 00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:23,608 and not clean up. 465 00:30:23,650 --> 00:30:24,748 - [Woman] Bullshit. 466 00:30:24,790 --> 00:30:26,128 - No, seriously, it's true. 467 00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:28,138 That kind of thing happens all the time. 468 00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:31,558 - Yeah, I know a guy who shit once. 469 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,058 - Me too. 470 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,068 - Are you going to the party tonight? 471 00:30:35,110 --> 00:30:36,358 - Sounds great, can I bring my dad? 472 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,233 - No. 473 00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:43,288 - So y'all coming to the party tonight? 474 00:30:43,330 --> 00:30:44,361 - [All] Yeah. 475 00:30:44,403 --> 00:30:45,263 - Yeah. 476 00:30:45,305 --> 00:30:46,468 - What time are we supposed to be there? 477 00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:47,578 - Seven o'clock sharp. 478 00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:51,028 Now make sure you wear something really hot 479 00:30:51,070 --> 00:30:54,328 and bring some mother fucking tapioca pudding bitches. 480 00:30:54,370 --> 00:30:55,828 - That's weird. 481 00:30:55,870 --> 00:30:56,703 Okay. 482 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,118 - Oh, Ms. Johnson. 483 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,678 I forgot my marking in the locker room. 484 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,058 - Ah, don't worry about it. 485 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:06,538 Id forget mine too if it wasn't taped right on there. 486 00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:09,180 Now the door's locked, just shut it on your way out. 487 00:31:10,150 --> 00:31:12,400 - Okay guys, I'll see you at the party later. 488 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,758 - Where is my damn marking? 489 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,453 I need it for the party tonight. 490 00:31:28,315 --> 00:31:29,482 Oh, here it's. 491 00:31:31,044 --> 00:31:33,794 (dramatic music) 492 00:31:47,170 --> 00:31:49,213 - Hey everyone, I brought pudding. 493 00:31:50,350 --> 00:31:51,688 - Is this tapioca? 494 00:31:51,730 --> 00:31:53,053 - No, it's chocolate. 495 00:31:55,090 --> 00:31:55,993 - Gimme a beer. 496 00:32:00,370 --> 00:32:02,863 Lonnie, get that balloon up higher. 497 00:32:04,570 --> 00:32:05,923 Let's see, use a chair. 498 00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:08,803 Straighten that streamer. 499 00:32:10,390 --> 00:32:11,968 Show me a beaver. 500 00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:12,801 - What? 501 00:32:12,843 --> 00:32:14,578 - I mean the balloons, the balloons. 502 00:32:14,620 --> 00:32:17,293 Get them right in there, really tight. 503 00:32:18,490 --> 00:32:20,833 Yeah, that's better. 504 00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:31,108 - Hello Peaches. 505 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:33,028 - Oh, hi Dr. Zartan. 506 00:32:33,070 --> 00:32:35,668 - What have you done with your hair? 507 00:32:35,710 --> 00:32:38,573 It's so much more pubic than I recall. 508 00:32:38,615 --> 00:32:41,578 - Oh, thanks for noticing. 509 00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:42,748 Actually, I'm donating it 510 00:32:42,790 --> 00:32:45,118 to the Americans for Senior Society. 511 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,888 It really boosts the confidence 512 00:32:46,930 --> 00:32:49,228 of some formally redheaded old people. 513 00:32:49,270 --> 00:32:50,878 - Lovely. 514 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,648 Is that what you're off to this evening? 515 00:32:52,690 --> 00:32:54,778 - Oh no, I'm going to miss Johnson's party. 516 00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:57,478 - Oh, are you expected right away? 517 00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,338 - No, I don't think so. 518 00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:03,868 - Excellent, can you help me with my groceries? 519 00:33:03,910 --> 00:33:05,726 - Oh sure. 520 00:33:05,768 --> 00:33:07,401 Where are they? 521 00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:11,698 - They're in my bedroom. 522 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,213 - Oh, oh, okay. 523 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:19,078 - So what did you think about that knife fight? 524 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,368 - Oh, I thought it was shocking 525 00:33:20,410 --> 00:33:23,458 the way that scarf clash of Ms. Johnson's outfit. 526 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:26,038 - No, I'm talking about the knife fight. 527 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:26,871 - Right? 528 00:33:26,913 --> 00:33:28,453 I love Michael Jackson. 529 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:32,038 - No like, like the knife fight. 530 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,428 Like how dangerous it was and everything. 531 00:33:35,470 --> 00:33:37,220 - You know, I really want a monkey. 532 00:33:38,610 --> 00:33:39,401 - Me too. 533 00:33:39,443 --> 00:33:40,234 - Me too. 534 00:33:40,276 --> 00:33:42,265 - Yeah. 535 00:33:42,307 --> 00:33:43,974 - Come on, let's go. 536 00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:49,738 Hey guys, who wants some muffins? 537 00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:51,238 - We baked muffins. 538 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,488 - Well, I'd like some muffin all right, 539 00:33:53,530 --> 00:33:55,978 your muff on my face. 540 00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:57,928 Hey guys, glad you could make it. 541 00:33:57,970 --> 00:33:58,978 Do you want some beer? 542 00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:01,663 - Sure Ms. Johnson, I'm gonna get tore up. 543 00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:04,228 - Good for you. 544 00:34:04,270 --> 00:34:06,263 Now go get it yourself bitch. 545 00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:09,055 (dramatic music) 546 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:18,840 - You know what happens to naughty little boys, don't you? 547 00:34:19,295 --> 00:34:22,128 Oh, but please sir, I'm not a boy. 548 00:34:23,048 --> 00:34:24,940 I'm a little girl. 549 00:34:24,982 --> 00:34:27,732 (dramatic music) 550 00:35:22,624 --> 00:35:25,374 (dramatic music) 551 00:36:04,311 --> 00:36:06,704 - (speaking foreign language) 552 00:36:06,746 --> 00:36:09,496 (dramatic music) 553 00:36:23,430 --> 00:36:24,221 - Ball! 554 00:36:24,263 --> 00:36:25,054 - Todd! 555 00:36:25,096 --> 00:36:25,887 - Shit suck! 556 00:36:25,929 --> 00:36:27,418 - Come down guys, God. 557 00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:29,938 We'll find him, we'll find Todd. 558 00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:31,348 - You douche bags lost? 559 00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:32,368 - What? 560 00:36:32,410 --> 00:36:33,388 No. 561 00:36:33,430 --> 00:36:34,708 - Because it's right here. 562 00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:35,583 - Oh. 563 00:36:37,150 --> 00:36:38,116 Todd! 564 00:36:38,158 --> 00:36:38,991 Hey Todd. 565 00:36:41,956 --> 00:36:46,956 ♪ Old flames, died a merciful death I would not be alone ♪ 566 00:36:48,490 --> 00:36:51,057 ♪ But since you left, all the lights are on ♪ 567 00:36:51,099 --> 00:36:55,997 ♪ But there's nobody home ♪ 568 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:59,537 ♪ There's always tomorrow ♪ 569 00:36:59,579 --> 00:37:02,942 ♪ But didn't you know ♪ 570 00:37:02,984 --> 00:37:07,984 ♪ I won't be around to tell you I told you so ♪ 571 00:37:09,677 --> 00:37:12,030 ♪ It's a way to say ♪ 572 00:37:12,072 --> 00:37:16,387 ♪ That you still think about me when you're turning away ♪ 573 00:37:16,429 --> 00:37:19,025 ♪ I've lived enough to know ♪ 574 00:37:19,067 --> 00:37:23,328 ♪ That the dark days are over and it looks like the end ♪ 575 00:37:23,370 --> 00:37:26,046 ♪ It isn't right to say ♪ 576 00:37:26,088 --> 00:37:30,328 ♪ That you still think about me while I'm fading away ♪ 577 00:37:30,370 --> 00:37:32,902 ♪ You have to let it go ♪ 578 00:37:32,944 --> 00:37:35,083 ♪ Cause the darkness ♪ 579 00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:38,125 (people chattering) 580 00:37:44,575 --> 00:37:45,844 (glass shatters) 581 00:37:45,886 --> 00:37:46,719 - Hi boys. 582 00:37:47,775 --> 00:37:48,566 - What's up ladies? 583 00:37:48,608 --> 00:37:50,150 Heard this party needed some sausage. 584 00:38:23,553 --> 00:38:24,386 - Yeah! 585 00:38:28,748 --> 00:38:30,013 (Gary burps) 586 00:38:30,055 --> 00:38:32,805 (dramatic music) 587 00:38:42,378 --> 00:38:45,012 ♪ Looking out of the kitchen door ♪ 588 00:38:45,054 --> 00:38:47,972 ♪ Don't wanna look no one, don't wanna fight no more ♪ 589 00:38:48,014 --> 00:38:53,014 ♪ I just wanna get a grip on my unchecked rage ♪ 590 00:38:54,044 --> 00:38:57,011 ♪ I hate the static on the radio ♪ 591 00:38:57,053 --> 00:38:59,882 ♪ Hate that my buddies got a right to know ♪ 592 00:38:59,924 --> 00:39:01,654 ♪ You get it sour now ♪ 593 00:39:01,696 --> 00:39:05,922 ♪ And you can make lemonade ♪ 594 00:39:05,964 --> 00:39:08,843 ♪ Now I feel better, now I'm a pretty good rider ♪ 595 00:39:08,885 --> 00:39:11,994 ♪ I feel a hand on my neck, it's getting tighter ♪ 596 00:39:12,036 --> 00:39:15,121 ♪ It goes around and it comes around here ♪ 597 00:39:15,163 --> 00:39:17,976 ♪ I could use another beer ♪ 598 00:39:18,018 --> 00:39:20,905 ♪ I hear this party down in Hollywood ♪ 599 00:39:20,947 --> 00:39:23,842 ♪ I hear it on and I feel so good ♪ 600 00:39:23,884 --> 00:39:28,884 ♪ I never felt so depressed watching the news ♪ 601 00:39:32,875 --> 00:39:35,753 ♪ You come a long and get a wild ride ♪ 602 00:39:35,795 --> 00:39:40,795 ♪ nobody even learns to sing screaming the blues ♪ 603 00:39:41,836 --> 00:39:44,760 ♪ Out on the street everybody going crazy ♪ 604 00:39:44,802 --> 00:39:47,565 ♪ All dancing like the devils own children ♪ 605 00:39:47,607 --> 00:39:50,842 ♪ Look down and you frown when it doesn't go your way ♪ 606 00:39:50,884 --> 00:39:53,832 ♪ Doesn't matter any way ♪ 607 00:39:53,874 --> 00:39:56,706 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 608 00:39:56,748 --> 00:39:59,595 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 609 00:39:59,637 --> 00:40:04,637 ♪ Now, now, now, now, now, now ♪ 610 00:40:05,599 --> 00:40:08,679 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 611 00:40:08,721 --> 00:40:11,554 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 612 00:40:11,596 --> 00:40:16,596 ♪ Now, now, now, now, now ♪ 613 00:40:17,496 --> 00:40:20,436 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 614 00:40:20,478 --> 00:40:23,260 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 615 00:40:23,302 --> 00:40:28,302 ♪ Now, now, now, now, now, now ♪ 616 00:40:29,455 --> 00:40:32,245 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 617 00:40:32,287 --> 00:40:35,328 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 618 00:40:35,370 --> 00:40:40,370 ♪ Now, now, now, now, now, now ♪ 619 00:40:44,516 --> 00:40:47,517 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 620 00:40:47,559 --> 00:40:50,320 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 621 00:40:50,362 --> 00:40:55,362 ♪ Now, now, now, now, now, now ♪ 622 00:40:56,373 --> 00:40:59,403 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 623 00:40:59,445 --> 00:41:02,132 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 624 00:41:02,174 --> 00:41:06,091 ♪ Now, now, now, now, now, now ♪ 625 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,848 - I got these babies from I'm doing two reps a week 626 00:41:20,890 --> 00:41:23,128 with 15 pound dumbbells. 627 00:41:23,170 --> 00:41:25,378 - Wow, that's impressive. 628 00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:26,963 - Yeah, they're my mom's. 629 00:41:27,005 --> 00:41:28,768 She let me borrow 'em when I went away to college. 630 00:41:28,810 --> 00:41:30,628 She uses heavier ones now. 631 00:41:30,670 --> 00:41:33,270 She uses the 20 ponders, but you know what they say. 632 00:41:34,690 --> 00:41:37,288 To get a body like this, 633 00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:41,248 you've gotta use low weight, low reps and not that often. 634 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,137 At least that's what I do. 635 00:41:43,179 --> 00:41:46,918 - Yeah, you look great, like that guy Carl Weathers. 636 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,538 - From Predator? 637 00:41:48,580 --> 00:41:50,638 - You look like a homeless man in a wig. 638 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:51,471 - Fuck you pig. 639 00:41:51,513 --> 00:41:53,998 - At least his are real. 640 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,062 - Eat a dick tranny. 641 00:41:55,104 --> 00:41:55,936 - I would love to. 642 00:41:55,978 --> 00:41:57,118 - Well why don't you do it then? 643 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:57,951 - I will. 644 00:41:57,993 --> 00:41:58,784 - When? 645 00:41:58,826 --> 00:41:59,617 - Whenever I feel like it. 646 00:41:59,659 --> 00:42:00,988 - Well, do you feel like it right now? 647 00:42:01,030 --> 00:42:01,821 - Depends. 648 00:42:01,863 --> 00:42:02,654 - On what? 649 00:42:02,696 --> 00:42:03,778 - On your dad's schedule. 650 00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:05,518 I hear he's pretty busy. 651 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,489 - Fuck you. 652 00:42:06,531 --> 00:42:08,017 - Do you wanna go in the hot tub? 653 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:09,509 - Yeah, let's go. 654 00:42:09,551 --> 00:42:12,208 - You shouldn't go in the hot tub if you're on your period. 655 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:13,588 - Well, I'm not. 656 00:42:13,630 --> 00:42:15,568 - I'm just saying, my dog is on hers. 657 00:42:15,610 --> 00:42:16,933 - Well, I'm not a dog. 658 00:42:20,650 --> 00:42:21,483 - Really? 659 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:26,585 - Hey everyone, do you wanna play flip cup? 660 00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:27,460 - Yeah. 661 00:42:28,330 --> 00:42:29,121 - Yeah. 662 00:42:29,163 --> 00:42:30,958 - You wanna help me move the table? 663 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,055 - You bang my head like Black Sabbath? 664 00:42:33,097 --> 00:42:34,045 - [Woman] What? 665 00:42:34,087 --> 00:42:35,754 - I'll get the cups. 666 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,980 - Hey chubby lady. 667 00:42:43,022 --> 00:42:44,081 I like to show you something. 668 00:42:44,123 --> 00:42:45,718 - Yeah, what do you wanna show me? 669 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,118 - I like to go to the bedroom. 670 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,128 - What do you wanna show me in there? 671 00:42:50,170 --> 00:42:51,973 - I surprise a fat body. 672 00:42:55,690 --> 00:42:56,523 - Okay. 673 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,578 - S'mores everyone? 674 00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:06,453 - [All] Yeah. 675 00:43:15,359 --> 00:43:17,818 - When I graduate I'm gonna go pro. 676 00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:20,278 - Oh really, did you get scouted? 677 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,038 - No, but my resume's tight. 678 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,130 - That's not the only thing that's tight. 679 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,548 - Hey, sex pants. 680 00:43:29,590 --> 00:43:33,533 I bring you here into these rooms to sing my love. 681 00:43:33,575 --> 00:43:35,709 - That is so sweet. 682 00:43:35,751 --> 00:43:37,362 - You ready for magic? 683 00:43:37,404 --> 00:43:38,237 - Okay. 684 00:43:44,221 --> 00:43:46,971 (dramatic music) 685 00:44:45,022 --> 00:44:45,855 - No, no! 686 00:44:47,361 --> 00:44:50,194 (dramatic music) 687 00:44:53,873 --> 00:44:56,953 - I got this one when I fell off my bike. 688 00:44:57,790 --> 00:45:01,010 Some skank shive me in the shower 689 00:45:01,930 --> 00:45:06,568 and last night stubbed my toe. 690 00:45:06,610 --> 00:45:07,903 It really hurt. 691 00:45:13,516 --> 00:45:15,343 - That ain't nothing kid. 692 00:45:16,570 --> 00:45:19,054 You ever hear of the meat reaper? 693 00:45:19,096 --> 00:45:19,887 - Who? 694 00:45:19,929 --> 00:45:21,358 - Chef Death, the guy who knived 695 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,758 all those bitches in this very house. 696 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,558 - Oh yeah. 697 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,228 - The guy who fucking put a hatchet 698 00:45:28,270 --> 00:45:29,938 right here in my fucking chest. 699 00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:31,468 He almost killed me. 700 00:45:31,510 --> 00:45:32,848 - Where? 701 00:45:32,890 --> 00:45:35,440 - Right here, what do you mean fucking where? 702 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,008 Took six surgeons, 703 00:45:38,050 --> 00:45:40,843 72 stitches to put me back together again. 704 00:45:41,867 --> 00:45:44,300 - Wow. 705 00:45:44,342 --> 00:45:45,502 - Hey you wanna touch it? 706 00:45:45,544 --> 00:45:48,294 (dramatic music) 707 00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:31,064 - So what are you kids up to? 708 00:46:31,106 --> 00:46:32,938 - We were talking. 709 00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:34,888 - I just figured you'd want some company. 710 00:46:34,930 --> 00:46:36,718 - Well, I have company, dude. 711 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,668 - How close of friends are you? 712 00:46:38,710 --> 00:46:40,798 - Pretty close, I've known him since high school. 713 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,358 We were shower buddies in football. 714 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,708 - Shower buddies? 715 00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:44,541 - Yeah. 716 00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:45,688 Coach always had us shower with a buddy 717 00:46:45,730 --> 00:46:46,948 in case somebody slipped and fell. 718 00:46:46,990 --> 00:46:48,328 - That's weird. 719 00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:50,098 - Well, I almost fell a couple times 720 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,718 and Gary always caught me. 721 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,758 Could've hurt my throwing arm or something. 722 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,543 So I don't think that's weird. 723 00:47:02,770 --> 00:47:05,220 - You want to look at my George the animal field? 724 00:47:09,730 --> 00:47:11,143 Cock, holy shit! 725 00:47:12,730 --> 00:47:16,138 - You know I got a great fucking deal in this fucking house. 726 00:47:16,180 --> 00:47:17,158 - It is a great house. 727 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,448 - I know it's a great house. 728 00:47:18,490 --> 00:47:20,163 That's what I fucking said. 729 00:47:21,897 --> 00:47:25,198 You're pretty, but you shouldn't talk so much. 730 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,031 - Okay. 731 00:47:26,073 --> 00:47:27,523 - What did I just say? 732 00:47:28,789 --> 00:47:30,895 Fucking hell. 733 00:47:30,937 --> 00:47:34,618 Now there's a fucking multiple homicide in this house. 734 00:47:34,660 --> 00:47:36,860 The same guy that gave me this fucking scar. 735 00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:40,198 Tell you what, it takes more 736 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,088 than a fucking queer in a chef hat 737 00:47:42,130 --> 00:47:44,263 in the fucking chest to take me out. 738 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:46,318 - Wow. 739 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,298 - Wow is right you pink fuck. 740 00:47:48,340 --> 00:47:50,113 Now go get me a fucking beer. 741 00:47:51,406 --> 00:47:52,663 Shut the fuck up. 742 00:47:55,300 --> 00:47:57,793 - Damn, I missed my mouth again. 743 00:47:58,630 --> 00:48:00,328 - Look what you did you jerk. 744 00:48:00,370 --> 00:48:01,693 You ruined my shirt. 745 00:48:02,890 --> 00:48:05,488 Ms. Johnson, do you have a top I can borrow? 746 00:48:05,530 --> 00:48:06,321 - Sure honey. 747 00:48:06,363 --> 00:48:08,698 There's wife beaters in the bathroom closet. 748 00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:09,573 - Thanks. 749 00:48:13,498 --> 00:48:17,128 - Your mustache is just so cute. 750 00:48:17,170 --> 00:48:20,178 - Yeah, I like yours too. 751 00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:21,508 - So you're the quarterback? 752 00:48:21,550 --> 00:48:24,508 - Second string intermurals. 753 00:48:24,550 --> 00:48:26,458 - He's really good though. 754 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:27,988 If Community College U had a football team, 755 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,638 he'd be the captain 756 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,780 and we'd go all the way to the Super Bowl. 757 00:48:32,635 --> 00:48:35,128 - You know it Gary, you know it. 758 00:48:35,170 --> 00:48:37,408 - I'd love to come and see you practice sometime. 759 00:48:37,450 --> 00:48:38,578 - Well we don't practice, 760 00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:40,528 but you can watch one of our games. 761 00:48:40,570 --> 00:48:41,548 - Oh, I'll come to a game. 762 00:48:41,590 --> 00:48:42,838 When are they? 763 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,280 - They're every Tuesday and. 764 00:48:48,730 --> 00:48:49,753 And I gotta go. 765 00:48:58,048 --> 00:49:01,138 - I have to go to the bathroom. 766 00:49:01,180 --> 00:49:02,428 - Just go in the hot tub. 767 00:49:02,470 --> 00:49:04,453 That's what I've been doing. 768 00:49:04,495 --> 00:49:05,328 - Ew. 769 00:49:08,903 --> 00:49:11,653 (dramatic music) 770 00:49:23,710 --> 00:49:25,642 - God it's hot in here. 771 00:49:25,684 --> 00:49:28,434 (dramatic music) 772 00:49:51,093 --> 00:49:54,926 - (speaking foreign language) 773 00:49:56,890 --> 00:49:58,198 - Nice erection Todd. 774 00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,263 - Thanks, you too. 775 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,048 - Gary was being weird so we had to come in. 776 00:50:04,090 --> 00:50:05,848 He was like peeing in the hot tub 777 00:50:05,890 --> 00:50:08,728 and trying to filate Todd and just acting like a jerk. 778 00:50:08,770 --> 00:50:09,561 - It's okay. 779 00:50:09,603 --> 00:50:10,918 He just misses his mom. 780 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,798 - Oh my God, I'm sorry, is she dead? 781 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:14,673 - No. 782 00:50:17,192 --> 00:50:20,638 - [Woman] Ow, what the fuck mother fucker! 783 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:24,853 - Would you fucking shut up and take your top off? 784 00:50:26,050 --> 00:50:26,883 Fuck. 785 00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:31,735 So anyway, I was in the Congo, chief, 786 00:50:31,777 --> 00:50:34,498 and we were surrounded by these gray apes. 787 00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:36,328 - What the hell are you talking about? 788 00:50:36,370 --> 00:50:38,098 - What the fuck am I talking about? 789 00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:40,918 I am talking about you shutting the fuck up 790 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,693 and getting me another beer, bitch. 791 00:50:49,030 --> 00:50:50,083 You're all right kid. 792 00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:53,493 - You chicks wanna see how many pushups I can do? 793 00:50:55,133 --> 00:50:58,474 One, two, three, four, five, six. 794 00:50:58,516 --> 00:51:01,558 - Tell me more about the gray apes Ms. Johnson. 795 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,958 - We were in the Baltic Sea, chief. 796 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,428 Our ship went down. 797 00:51:05,470 --> 00:51:07,273 A thousand men went into the water. 798 00:51:08,650 --> 00:51:10,753 We were surrounded by the gray ape. 799 00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:14,188 How did I know it was gray ape? 800 00:51:14,230 --> 00:51:19,230 Cause there were 20 footers from tail to snout. 801 00:51:19,390 --> 00:51:20,930 And they swam at us 802 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:26,880 and they would pull us down one by one by one by one. 803 00:51:27,310 --> 00:51:30,988 And you'd just see our buddies go down, get pulled down. 804 00:51:31,030 --> 00:51:36,030 When they came back up, they'd be pantless. 805 00:51:38,290 --> 00:51:41,773 Shirts and their hair, disheveled. 806 00:51:44,290 --> 00:51:47,139 Who knows what horrors went on 807 00:51:47,181 --> 00:51:50,158 in that moon lit sea the night? 808 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,138 Thousand men went down. 809 00:51:52,180 --> 00:51:54,838 316 came back. 810 00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:57,307 - Are you a little tipsy Ms. Johnson? 811 00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:00,088 - Wow, you lived through that? 812 00:52:00,130 --> 00:52:01,078 You're amazing. 813 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:03,658 - Wow is right you fucking pig. 814 00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:05,188 - That's crazy. 815 00:52:05,230 --> 00:52:06,358 - Crazy? 816 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,698 You wanna know crazy? 817 00:52:08,740 --> 00:52:10,948 Did you ever look into a gray apes eyes? 818 00:52:10,990 --> 00:52:12,748 - One time at the zoo. 819 00:52:12,790 --> 00:52:14,248 - Well they're black. 820 00:52:14,290 --> 00:52:17,518 They're lifeless, they're dead like a doll's eyes. 821 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,168 And when they come at you, 822 00:52:19,210 --> 00:52:22,348 they look at you with those dead eyes 823 00:52:22,390 --> 00:52:26,848 and those pink bow ties with the matching cumber buns 824 00:52:26,890 --> 00:52:30,418 and they're on their tricycles of the apocalypse. 825 00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:32,548 Just like that guy in the black pajamas 826 00:52:32,590 --> 00:52:34,483 in the sticky jungles of Dangnag. 827 00:52:35,698 --> 00:52:38,518 - 108, 109, 110, yeah! 828 00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:39,351 - Yeah. 829 00:52:39,393 --> 00:52:40,184 Hey Todd. 830 00:52:40,226 --> 00:52:42,680 Let's go see what Sharon and those guys are up to. 831 00:52:45,365 --> 00:52:48,898 - When I was in juvie, I used to play jacks for cigarettes. 832 00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:50,248 Nobody could beat me. 833 00:52:50,290 --> 00:52:51,448 I was the best. 834 00:52:51,490 --> 00:52:52,528 - What did I tell you? 835 00:52:52,570 --> 00:52:53,403 Shut it! 836 00:52:58,828 --> 00:53:00,058 What are you guys doing? 837 00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:03,358 - We were thinking of playing seven minutes in heaven. 838 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,428 - Yeah, that's right, we did. 839 00:53:05,470 --> 00:53:06,988 - What's seven minutes in heaven? 840 00:53:07,030 --> 00:53:08,518 - It's when two people go into a closet 841 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,818 with the lights off and whatever happens, happens. 842 00:53:11,860 --> 00:53:14,038 - You take it in the poop shoot. 843 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,858 - I am not going in there with him. 844 00:53:16,900 --> 00:53:17,878 - Me neither. 845 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,280 - I'll go. 846 00:53:19,322 --> 00:53:23,531 - Yeah! 847 00:53:23,573 --> 00:53:27,540 - Who's gonna go in with me? 848 00:53:28,990 --> 00:53:30,703 - Hey, I'll go street meats. 849 00:53:32,890 --> 00:53:34,408 - I guess I'll go. 850 00:53:34,450 --> 00:53:36,700 But on a side note, who's gonna go with Gary? 851 00:53:38,770 --> 00:53:39,778 Back door? 852 00:53:39,820 --> 00:53:40,870 - Yours, not mine. 853 00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:44,638 - Man, I'm fucking starving. 854 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,978 - That's why you're fat and you'll die alone, 855 00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:49,271 you fucking pink whore. 856 00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:52,063 (dramatic music) 857 00:55:27,852 --> 00:55:30,435 (both moaning) 858 00:55:34,300 --> 00:55:35,467 - Billy likey? 859 00:55:37,525 --> 00:55:40,275 (dramatic music) 860 00:55:53,783 --> 00:55:57,538 - I always wanted to make out with a man with a mustache. 861 00:55:57,580 --> 00:56:00,688 Well, you know that wasn't my father. 862 00:56:00,730 --> 00:56:02,769 - Actually, daddy yeah? 863 00:56:02,811 --> 00:56:05,593 Daddy, That's when you call me Big papa. 864 00:56:10,510 --> 00:56:11,923 Yeah USA! 865 00:56:16,969 --> 00:56:19,719 (dramatic music) 866 00:56:22,433 --> 00:56:24,895 (woman screams) 867 00:56:24,937 --> 00:56:26,563 - Ah, sweet amore. 868 00:56:27,430 --> 00:56:28,263 - What's amore? 869 00:56:29,470 --> 00:56:32,218 - It's love kid, it's true love. 870 00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:33,051 - Poop shoot? 871 00:56:33,093 --> 00:56:34,558 - That to. 872 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,058 - I'm bored. 873 00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:37,950 I'm gonna go check on Jenny and Todd. 874 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,898 - More like check on Todd's wang. 875 00:56:42,940 --> 00:56:45,013 - Ya fucking cock block! 876 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,108 So anyway, we were stationed in dar four. 877 00:56:52,150 --> 00:56:55,198 Our truck came to a stop, our tires had been slashed. 878 00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:57,658 Suddenly we were surrounded by the gray ape. 879 00:56:57,700 --> 00:56:59,758 They started brushing up against the truck 880 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,058 with their gray fur rubbing back and forth, 881 00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:05,158 taking all of the polish off of the windows. 882 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,613 It was frightening. 883 00:57:07,889 --> 00:57:08,722 - Oh yes. 884 00:57:09,877 --> 00:57:10,710 Oh yes. 885 00:57:17,163 --> 00:57:17,996 Todd. 886 00:57:19,022 --> 00:57:19,855 Yeah. 887 00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:23,667 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 888 00:57:25,428 --> 00:57:27,208 - Oh my God! 889 00:57:27,250 --> 00:57:28,449 - Oh my go! 890 00:57:28,491 --> 00:57:29,452 - What are you doing? 891 00:57:29,494 --> 00:57:30,285 - Oh my God! 892 00:57:30,327 --> 00:57:32,442 - [Both] Oh my God! 893 00:57:32,484 --> 00:57:35,234 (both screaming) 894 00:57:39,096 --> 00:57:40,504 - What? 895 00:57:40,546 --> 00:57:43,213 (all screaming) 896 00:57:44,980 --> 00:57:47,430 - Don't use your fucking teeth bitch. 897 00:57:47,472 --> 00:57:48,673 - Sorry. 898 00:57:49,540 --> 00:57:50,490 - Oh yeah, oh yeah. 899 00:57:52,889 --> 00:57:53,997 What's you name again? 900 00:57:54,039 --> 00:57:56,706 (all screaming) 901 00:58:00,959 --> 00:58:01,750 Spit it out! 902 00:58:01,792 --> 00:58:03,058 - He's killed, he's dead! 903 00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:05,608 Somebody killed him to death until he died. 904 00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:06,688 - It's horrible. 905 00:58:06,730 --> 00:58:10,002 He was touching my boob and Sharon was ogling me. 906 00:58:10,044 --> 00:58:12,898 - Only because you were letting a corpse grab your boobs. 907 00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:14,023 - Fuck you. 908 00:58:16,708 --> 00:58:18,913 - Get over here you fucking baby. 909 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,693 Shut the fuck up. 910 00:58:24,010 --> 00:58:26,458 You said there's corpses in my house? 911 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:29,338 Bullshit, what the fuck to I care, show me them. 912 00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:31,538 - Oh my God, it's happening again. 913 00:58:31,580 --> 00:58:32,785 All my friends keep dying. 914 00:58:32,827 --> 00:58:35,188 - Fuck, let's get outta here. 915 00:58:35,230 --> 00:58:38,578 - Just shut the up you skanky hoes. 916 00:58:38,620 --> 00:58:41,338 You people wouldn't have lasted day in the fucking jungle. 917 00:58:41,380 --> 00:58:45,133 Now just stay here and I will go and check it out. 918 00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:51,898 - Are you okay? 919 00:58:51,940 --> 00:58:53,278 - This is so fucked up. 920 00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,048 All my friends keep dying. 921 00:58:55,090 --> 00:58:57,598 Except you, Sharon, you're my best friend. 922 00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:58,976 - Yeah. 923 00:58:59,018 --> 00:59:01,528 Oh, I'm so hungry. 924 00:59:01,570 --> 00:59:03,613 I want some fucking waffles. 925 00:59:10,450 --> 00:59:13,528 - Holy fucking shit, the kraut's dead. 926 00:59:13,570 --> 00:59:14,758 - What are we gonna do? 927 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,168 - We should check on Gary. 928 00:59:16,210 --> 00:59:17,668 He has swimmer's ear. 929 00:59:17,710 --> 00:59:19,498 Okay, troops, let's fall in. 930 00:59:19,540 --> 00:59:20,608 Let's go find Gary. 931 00:59:20,650 --> 00:59:21,468 Let's go. 932 00:59:21,510 --> 00:59:22,301 - Okay. 933 00:59:22,343 --> 00:59:24,177 - Go, go, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup. 934 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,698 - I smell onions. 935 00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:37,438 Gary, quit peeing in the hot tub. 936 00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:38,608 I smell onions. 937 00:59:38,650 --> 00:59:42,331 - Gary, stop fucking around, people are dying around here. 938 00:59:42,373 --> 00:59:44,878 - Fuck, another man down. 939 00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,261 Medic! 940 00:59:46,303 --> 00:59:48,353 - Oh my God! 941 00:59:48,395 --> 00:59:49,562 - No! 942 00:59:49,604 --> 00:59:51,631 - Let's go in, let's go, let's go. 943 00:59:51,673 --> 00:59:53,173 Let's go, come on. 944 00:59:57,460 --> 00:59:59,068 - Fuck man, fuck. 945 00:59:59,110 --> 01:00:00,118 Game over, man. 946 01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:01,378 Game over. 947 01:00:01,420 --> 01:00:03,568 - Just, just calm down, just calm down. 948 01:00:03,610 --> 01:00:05,428 Ms. Johnson's been through this before. 949 01:00:05,470 --> 01:00:07,201 - Why do you put her in charge? 950 01:00:07,243 --> 01:00:08,158 - Let's get outta here. 951 01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,398 Let's get out of here. 952 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,908 - Wait, we need to see what troops are still alive. 953 01:00:11,950 --> 01:00:13,498 We need weapons wimps. 954 01:00:13,540 --> 01:00:16,648 Remember, tits, asses and elbows. 955 01:00:16,690 --> 01:00:17,818 Let's go. 956 01:00:17,860 --> 01:00:18,723 Let's go. 957 01:00:18,765 --> 01:00:19,556 - Okay, we can do it. 958 01:00:19,598 --> 01:00:20,389 - Wait a second. 959 01:00:20,431 --> 01:00:21,670 Gimme a beer bitch. 960 01:00:21,712 --> 01:00:24,545 (dramatic music) 961 01:00:30,722 --> 01:00:32,308 - I'm not pregnant you fucking moron. 962 01:00:32,350 --> 01:00:33,182 Use your head. 963 01:00:33,224 --> 01:00:35,974 (dramatic music) 964 01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:49,678 - Todd. 965 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:50,820 You go upstairs first. 966 01:00:51,730 --> 01:00:52,888 - Why do I have to go upstairs? 967 01:00:52,930 --> 01:00:54,058 You go upstairs. 968 01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:55,198 - Because you're a man. 969 01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,458 - So are you. 970 01:00:56,500 --> 01:01:00,688 - Fuck it okay, I will go upstairs, it's my fucking house. 971 01:01:00,730 --> 01:01:03,748 Just you stay right behind me, you fucking pussies, okay? 972 01:01:03,790 --> 01:01:06,328 And don't you or shit your pants 973 01:01:06,370 --> 01:01:08,068 or I'll kick your fucking ass. 974 01:01:08,110 --> 01:01:09,013 Now let's go. 975 01:01:12,073 --> 01:01:15,073 (suspenseful music) 976 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,993 - Lonnie, are you up there? 977 01:01:27,322 --> 01:01:28,155 Mercedes? 978 01:01:29,530 --> 01:01:30,478 - Gary? 979 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,367 - Gary's in the hot tub you idiot. 980 01:01:32,409 --> 01:01:34,231 - I miss Gary. 981 01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:36,272 - Hey everybody. 982 01:01:36,314 --> 01:01:37,147 Oh fuck! 983 01:01:42,306 --> 01:01:43,678 Why do you do that? 984 01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:44,878 - Shipwreck. 985 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:47,548 You killed everybody, didn't you? 986 01:01:47,590 --> 01:01:50,218 - Holy St. Theresa, no, I didn't kill anybody. 987 01:01:50,260 --> 01:01:52,888 I was hiding in your closet for hours. 988 01:01:52,930 --> 01:01:55,168 - Well, if it wasn't you, who was it then? 989 01:01:55,210 --> 01:01:57,238 - Fuck, I have no fucking idea. 990 01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,068 - This fucking fruit couldn't kill anyone. 991 01:01:59,110 --> 01:02:00,643 Let's go search upstairs. 992 01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:14,533 - Shit. 993 01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,488 - Oh my God! 994 01:02:17,530 --> 01:02:19,498 - Fuck me hard in the ass. 995 01:02:19,540 --> 01:02:21,041 - Oh my Gary! 996 01:02:21,083 --> 01:02:23,916 (Shipwreck pukes) 997 01:02:25,030 --> 01:02:26,128 - [Shipwreck] Excuse me. 998 01:02:26,170 --> 01:02:28,167 - Two more fucking swinging dicks down. 999 01:02:28,209 --> 01:02:29,809 Come on, let's go find Mercedes. 1000 01:02:39,247 --> 01:02:41,368 - Oops, she's on the toilet. 1001 01:02:41,410 --> 01:02:43,048 - Is that bitch dead? 1002 01:02:43,090 --> 01:02:44,698 - Someone should ask her. 1003 01:02:44,740 --> 01:02:45,748 - I'll go look. 1004 01:02:45,790 --> 01:02:47,188 Maybe she's taking a dump. 1005 01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:48,028 - No. 1006 01:02:48,070 --> 01:02:49,093 I'll ask her. 1007 01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:53,503 Mercedes honey, are you okay? 1008 01:02:54,423 --> 01:02:55,214 She's not answering. 1009 01:02:55,256 --> 01:02:57,528 - I think this skank is fucking dead. 1010 01:02:57,570 --> 01:02:58,483 - Go check. 1011 01:03:02,989 --> 01:03:05,098 - Oh, Mercedes. 1012 01:03:05,140 --> 01:03:09,852 Why couldn't you just be pooing or peeing or both? 1013 01:03:09,894 --> 01:03:10,727 Oh no! 1014 01:03:11,590 --> 01:03:12,574 - Oh, she's okay then? 1015 01:03:12,616 --> 01:03:13,899 - Let's get the hell out of here. 1016 01:03:13,941 --> 01:03:18,941 (all screaming) (dramatic music) 1017 01:03:45,293 --> 01:03:48,126 (chef crying out) 1018 01:03:57,827 --> 01:03:59,324 - What the fuck was that noise? 1019 01:03:59,366 --> 01:04:00,691 - He lost his hat. 1020 01:04:00,733 --> 01:04:02,400 - That's weird, huh? 1021 01:04:07,044 --> 01:04:08,374 (both screaming) 1022 01:04:08,416 --> 01:04:12,238 ♪ I climb this mountain. ♪ 1023 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,118 - Todd, get off the fucking bed! 1024 01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:16,483 - You can't see me! 1025 01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:19,905 - Let's go out the back door. 1026 01:04:19,947 --> 01:04:22,379 - You like the backdoor, don't you? 1027 01:04:22,421 --> 01:04:23,338 - What? 1028 01:04:23,380 --> 01:04:24,838 - Nothing, nothing, it's a good idea. 1029 01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,083 Let's go privates. 1030 01:04:31,347 --> 01:04:34,108 Okay, private, look, we gotta move, we gotta roll out. 1031 01:04:34,150 --> 01:04:36,748 - Wait, we can't leave Todd, he has great man cams. 1032 01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:38,188 - Fuck him, he's dead weight, 1033 01:04:38,230 --> 01:04:39,913 besides, he's got a bad lisp. 1034 01:04:43,041 --> 01:04:46,126 ♪ Falling down that mountain ♪ 1035 01:04:46,168 --> 01:04:51,168 (both screaming) (dramatic music) 1036 01:04:55,450 --> 01:04:56,373 - I got this. 1037 01:04:56,415 --> 01:04:59,248 (dramatic music) 1038 01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:16,396 You opened the wrong can of peas, fan hat. 1039 01:05:16,438 --> 01:05:18,440 (dramatic music) 1040 01:05:18,482 --> 01:05:21,149 (upbeat music) 1041 01:05:23,449 --> 01:05:26,199 (dramatic music) 1042 01:05:27,730 --> 01:05:29,053 - Look, a butterfly. 1043 01:05:31,705 --> 01:05:34,570 You fucking sizzling piece of shit. 1044 01:05:38,093 --> 01:05:40,926 (Johnson mumbles) 1045 01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:45,147 (dramatic music) 1046 01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:06,298 - Come on, you sick dead chef bastard. 1047 01:06:06,340 --> 01:06:09,478 I killed you once, I'll kill you again. 1048 01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:12,270 (dramatic music) 1049 01:06:38,110 --> 01:06:39,043 Come on Todd. 1050 01:06:40,270 --> 01:06:41,690 Let's go get some waffles. 1051 01:06:42,544 --> 01:06:43,377 - Okay. 1052 01:06:44,354 --> 01:06:47,515 ♪ If you're gonna survive you gotta live it up ♪ 1053 01:06:47,557 --> 01:06:50,889 ♪ Or else you're gonna die you gotta fight ♪ 1054 01:06:50,931 --> 01:06:54,440 ♪ If you wanna survive, you gotta live it up ♪ 1055 01:06:54,482 --> 01:06:59,482 ♪ Like it world or I ♪ 1056 01:07:00,726 --> 01:07:04,283 ♪ Why life is grab the wheel ♪ 1057 01:07:04,325 --> 01:07:07,802 ♪ Of a young girls drive to kill ♪ 1058 01:07:07,844 --> 01:07:11,387 ♪ Magic mounts and leather glow ♪ 1059 01:07:11,429 --> 01:07:15,032 ♪ While cat purr, go to find love ♪ 1060 01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:18,466 ♪ Just like Vulcan, rich cream ♪ 1061 01:07:18,508 --> 01:07:21,780 ♪ She says you double the vegatine ♪ 1062 01:07:21,822 --> 01:07:25,313 ♪ She took the drugs to F fail ♪ 1063 01:07:25,355 --> 01:07:28,091 ♪ She got caught up in the head as well ♪ 1064 01:07:28,133 --> 01:07:30,109 ♪ You gotta shove ♪ 1065 01:07:30,151 --> 01:07:31,522 ♪ If you're gonna survive ♪ 1066 01:07:31,564 --> 01:07:35,227 ♪ You gotta live it up, rock the dragons eye ♪ 1067 01:07:35,269 --> 01:07:38,622 ♪ Gotta run of you wanna survive ♪ 1068 01:07:38,664 --> 01:07:43,664 ♪ You gotta live it up trick a Spanish fly ♪ 1069 01:07:46,456 --> 01:07:51,456 ♪ Old man asses, he took so many lives ♪ 1070 01:07:52,046 --> 01:07:57,046 ♪ Old man asses, you're making mothers cry ♪ 1071 01:07:57,351 --> 01:08:00,401 ♪ As their sons spit like rain ♪ 1072 01:08:00,443 --> 01:08:05,110 ♪ On the silvery backs of old man asses ♪ 1073 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:10,190 (dramatic music) 1074 01:08:22,527 --> 01:08:27,527 ♪ James was a young boy, his year just 17 ♪ 1075 01:08:28,285 --> 01:08:33,285 ♪ His momma gonna miss him, little Jimmy bean ♪ 1076 01:08:34,404 --> 01:08:39,404 ♪ Jim got his papers, he's off to fight a war ♪ 1077 01:08:40,178 --> 01:08:45,178 ♪ And dance to the drum beat like so many done before ♪ 1078 01:08:45,436 --> 01:08:50,436 ♪ Old man asses, you took so many lives ♪ 1079 01:08:51,273 --> 01:08:56,273 ♪ Old man asses, you're making mothers cry ♪ 1080 01:08:56,492 --> 01:08:59,513 ♪ As their sons spit like rain ♪ 1081 01:08:59,555 --> 01:09:04,222 ♪ On the silvery backs of old man asses ♪ 1082 01:09:09,867 --> 01:09:14,867 ♪ The suns rising up, the dunes still on the grands ♪ 1083 01:09:15,592 --> 01:09:20,592 ♪ Standing at attention with extreme gravitas ♪ 1084 01:09:21,587 --> 01:09:26,587 ♪ The drums begin to beat, the drummer starts to play ♪ 1085 01:09:27,347 --> 01:09:32,347 ♪ Jimmy fiddles with his bayonet and his heart play away ♪ 1086 01:09:32,888 --> 01:09:37,888 ♪ Old man asses, you took so many lives ♪ 1087 01:09:38,958 --> 01:09:43,800 ♪ Old man asses, you're making mothers cry ♪ 1088 01:09:43,842 --> 01:09:47,276 ♪ As their sons spit like rain ♪ 1089 01:09:47,318 --> 01:09:51,901 ♪ On the silver backs of old man asses ♪ 1090 01:09:53,933 --> 01:09:56,683 (dramatic music) 1091 01:10:03,196 --> 01:10:07,196 ♪ Old man asses, you stay, yeah ♪ 1092 01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:19,153 - Hold on, I'm gonna take care of this. 1093 01:10:22,089 --> 01:10:24,338 Oh, fuck are you okay? 1094 01:10:24,380 --> 01:10:26,762 - Yeah, it's all right, I'm okay to keep it going. 1095 01:10:26,804 --> 01:10:28,378 - It really hit him. 1096 01:10:28,420 --> 01:10:30,112 Oh my God. 1097 01:10:30,154 --> 01:10:32,987 (dramatic music) 75657

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