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(dramatic music)
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- [Man On Radio] The search is on for William Lechinsky
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proprietor of the Sausage Party restaurant,
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Lechinsky, known as Chef Death has been accused
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of murdering several patrons and fleeing the scene
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of the crime, so please be careful out there.
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Up next is White Liger with The Fight to Survive.
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(rock music)
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♪ You got to burn burn if you're gonna survive
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♪ You got to live it up
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♪ Or else you're gonna die
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♪ You got to burn burn if you wanna survive
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♪ You got to live it up like it's World War I
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♪ While I've been grounded wheel
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♪ She's hanging on for a better deal
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♪ She took the drum to Appleville
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♪ She got caught up in a heavy swell
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♪ You got to burn burn if you gonna survive
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♪ You got to live it up
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♪ Rock the dragon's eye
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♪ Got to burn burn if you want to survive
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♪ You got to live it up
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♪ Drinking Spanish fly
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♪ Asses to asses neon lights
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♪ Oh girl I'll get you wet at night
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♪ Little Suzy I'll be your holy man
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♪ Just hold tight to my cannon of rail.
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♪ White Liger black tie gone
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♪ You're the Moses and I think it's gone
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♪ What makes his backside bedroom eyes
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♪ My day is almost ready for rock time
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♪ You got to burn burn if you gonna survive
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♪ You got to live it up like a filthy rabbi
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♪ You got to burn burn if you're gonna survive
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♪ You got to live it up where among those high
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(whistling)
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- Okay ladies you ready to have some fun?
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- [All] Yeah.
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- Yeah, now girls are good boys are--
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- [All] Bad!
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- Okay now we're gonna split up in two groups
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can you count that high?
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- [All] One, two.
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- I need two captains, captains are going to be
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Jenny and Pam.
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(cheering)
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- Odds.
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- Evens.
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- One, two, three.
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I choose...
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Sharon.
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- I'll take Stacy.
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- Okay Ginger.
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- Tawny.
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- Eve.
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(cheering)
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- I don't know who to choose.
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Suzie!
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Will never be on my team.
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(laughing)
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I'll pick Portia.
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(rock music)
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♪ I know you want it but now you're gonna get it
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♪ And wrap my six in surprise
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♪ So fill your taco like I'm senior Papagino
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♪ I see the white in your eyes
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♪ The class is out and my big bock is roaring
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♪ Into your hole I will drive
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♪ I want it want it
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♪ You got it got it
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♪ And now you get it
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♪ Baby it's so crazy you made it you saved me
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♪ With a savior believe me you changed me
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♪ Baby
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- Eve, let me show you something hun.
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When you take the ball, okay.
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You know what I'm saying, you just got to bend.
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Bend at the knees.
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Oh good, there you go.
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Bend, bend, oh and the ball goes up at the same time.
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There you go.
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Huh, huh, that feels better right?
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- Yes. - Feels good?
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Want to give it a shot?
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- Yes.
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- Okay, I'll hold you, come on.
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♪ I want it want it
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♪ You got it got it
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Good.
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♪ Baby it's so crazy you made it you saved me
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♪ With a savior believe me you changed me
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♪ Ride your finger I linger you saved me
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♪ Baby
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♪ Baby it's so crazy you made it you saved me
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♪ With a savior believe me you changed me
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♪ Ride your finger I linger you saved me
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♪ Baby
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(whistling)
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(yelling)
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- [Coach] To the showers.
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(girls chattering)
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♪ Baby it's so crazy
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- Hey Jenny, can you get my back please?
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- Yeah, sure honey.
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You know I was thinking since my parents are out of town
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and we're gonna graduate soon,
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that we should have one last girls night out.
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- Oh yeah!
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- Yeah.
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- We can make s'mores and poppy corn!
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- I gonna hang out with Brad tonight.
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He's borrowing his dad's station wagon,
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and I was gonna let him (mumbling)
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- Oh Pam, you're so bad.
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- You are.
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So bad.
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- Come on, it's our last chance to hang out together.
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When we're in college we're not gonna have any time.
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- [Girl] Yeah.
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- Pam, you absolutely have to come.
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We're gonna have a sleepover, it's gonna be great.
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We're gonna watch scary movies.
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- Yeah.
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- Play truth or dare, it's gonna be great.
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- Well, okay.
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As long as Suzie doesn't come,
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as long as that smelly whore Suzie doesn't come.
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(sighing)
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- Oh come on, guys, Suzie's not so bad.
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(screaming)
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(smack of towel on skin)
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- Ow, ow you bitch!
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- You're my bitch.
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So you going to the party tonight?
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- I don't know.
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They won't let me go if her parents aren't at home.
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- I'll call and pretend to be Jenny's mom.
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I do it all the time when I go out to the store.
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- Really.
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You're so bad.
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- You think that's bad?
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Wait 'til I swipe some of my dad's beer!
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- Yes!
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- I'm in too.
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- Yeah baby!
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(random chattering)
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- Be careful out there.
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You know they still haven't caught the murderer.
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- [Pam] Oh.
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(mumbling)
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It's two counties away.
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- You know, you can never be too careful.
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- [Girl] Bye, Miss Johnson.
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- You have my number, do you need it?
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(chattering)
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Remember, if you need anything ladies, just call me.
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You know my number, right? 555-6969?
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Nice beaver, Ginger!
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- What's up ladies?
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- [Girls] Hi Todd!
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- What are you ladies up to this evening?
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- We're having a sleepover at my house.
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- And it's girls only.
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(sighing loudly)
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- That's one fucking sweet beaver,
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I'll tell you what.
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Damn.
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- [Jenny] Sorry fellas, you can't come.
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- Oh yeah?
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We're having our own sleepover.
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Guys only.
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With balloons.
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Balloons!
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Yeah!
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And Game Boy, baby!
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(clapping of hands)
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- Wow.
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Alright, cool, we'll see you later!
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Have fun.
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- Good and bye.
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(eerie slasher music)
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(upbeat synth music)
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(driving rock music)
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(panting)
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(whack of knife in flesh)
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(slasher music)
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(gushing of blood)
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(gagging and body hitting the ground)
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- Hey Ginger!
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Nice dip today in class!
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You're gonna go pro one day, I know it!
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- Thanks Mrs. Johnson!
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Have a great weekend!
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- I will, you too!
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More like pro crack whore.
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Skanky fucking bitch.
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(eerie slasher music)
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(screaming)
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- I just got outta prison.
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- Oh yeah, for what?
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- Statutory.
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- You smell like cheese.
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- Cheeseburger!
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Cheeseburger, thank you.
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Cheeseburgers?
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(slashing of knife through air)
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(squishing of blood and guts)
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(eerie music)
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(whistling)
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(hands clapping)
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- Okay.
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Speed dial (digital beeping).
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Hey, Jennifer, this is Coach Johnson here.
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I just wanted to call and see how you're doing.
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Your parents told me that they would be outta
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town for the weekend so,
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I just wanted to see if you guys needed anything.
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I will be happy to come over,
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I know you have my number, you can call me anytime,
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for anything.
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And also, I just wanted to mention, I was watching
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you guys in the shower earlier today,
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you said you have some kind of a party this weekend.
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And my memory serves me correctly, I think you said
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it was at 57 Linguist Street.
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I'd really love to come, just let me know
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if you need anything.
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I make a very, very good vag, (clearing throat)
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I mean, vegetarian nachos (laughing).
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I don't eat meat, I swear to god,
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and I hope you guys don't either.
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And also I make a good quesa--
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(ominous music) (screaming)
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- Hey, the coach is so silly.
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- She totally wants your nappy dugout.
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- Oh, that's gross.
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She does not.
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Let's go get stuff for the party.
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(coughing)
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(eerie music)
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(grunting)
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- I've always loved fish.
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(mumbles)
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(upbeat rock music)
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♪ I saw you walking just the other day
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♪ And I had to laugh out loud
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♪ How could anybody take themselves
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♪ So seriously I mean come on now
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♪ The leaves are falling and it's getting colder
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♪ Why is it so hard for you to stay sober
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- Oh my god.
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Look who's here.
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Hi Suzie, what are you doing here?
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- Work here.
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- Sleezy.
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- Not sleezy.
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- You know, we're just getting stuff for my sleepover
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but, you're not invited, so (laughing).
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- Like, can I come to your party?
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- No.
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Sorry, but you're not invited.
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It's just friends only.
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- [Sharon] Alright, we gotta go.
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You're in our way.
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(upbeat rock music)
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♪ I know you're sitting there you're still
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♪ You're freaking telling lies like
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♪ It's goin' outta business
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♪ Now it relates somehow seeing (mumbles)
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♪ Give me satisfaction
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♪ Go find yourself a home
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♪ You can throw it in 'cause it truly makes you happy
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00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,566
♪ Then go and tell your friends
274
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:44,733
♪ I was just a prospect for you to get some action
275
00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:48,233
♪ This time (mumbles)
276
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:49,233
- I know where it is.
277
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:50,233
- Hi Suzie!
278
00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:51,233
(smacking of foot to body)
279
00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:52,233
Sleezy.
280
00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:53,233
Hey Suzie!
281
00:16:53,233 --> 00:16:55,500
(laughing)
282
00:16:57,533 --> 00:17:01,700
♪ This time I realize I'm outta here
283
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:08,100
♪ There's no hope left for you it's over babe
284
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:17,833
(chattering)
285
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:20,566
(shrieking lightly)
286
00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:21,733
(water spraying)
287
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:24,066
(shrieking)
288
00:17:24,933 --> 00:17:25,933
- Oh god!
289
00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:26,966
Gross!
290
00:17:26,966 --> 00:17:27,933
Gross.
291
00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:28,933
Ew.
292
00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:30,166
Obsessed.
293
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,000
Ew.
294
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:34,866
- [Jenny] This is disgusting.
295
00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:35,866
- I know.
296
00:17:35,866 --> 00:17:36,700
Ew, gosh.
297
00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:40,033
What's on it?
298
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:42,133
That's so gross.
299
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:42,966
- Ow! (thudding)
300
00:17:42,966 --> 00:17:45,366
- Did you hear that?
301
00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:46,466
- What was that?
302
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,700
- [Sharon] I don't know.
303
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:49,600
I'm scared.
304
00:17:51,033 --> 00:17:54,933
- Alright, let's (trails off).
305
00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:07,366
Is (mumbles) there?
306
00:18:09,666 --> 00:18:10,533
- I don't see anything.
307
00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:11,366
- I don't either.
308
00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:12,200
I heard something.
309
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,466
- Mr. Robinson!
310
00:18:13,466 --> 00:18:15,066
What are you doing here, you scared me and Sharon
311
00:18:15,066 --> 00:18:16,200
half to death you poo.
312
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,333
- Oh, hello girls.
313
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,633
I was just nextdoor making myself lunch
314
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,733
for tomorrow and I heard your screams.
315
00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:25,533
- What the fuck were you making?
316
00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:27,366
- I was making myself a beautiful sandwich
317
00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:30,166
with peanut butter and grape jam.
318
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,600
Would you girls like to come nextdoor
319
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,900
and have a sandwich with me?
320
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,766
- No thanks, Mr. Robinson. - No thank you.
321
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,033
- Suit yourself.
322
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,100
You're missing out on something big.
323
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,466
You girls should go inside and take a shower together.
324
00:18:41,466 --> 00:18:45,000
You're all sticky, and you might catch cold.
325
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,466
- We will, Mr. Robinson. - We will.
326
00:18:47,466 --> 00:18:48,466
- Goodbye, girls.
327
00:18:48,466 --> 00:18:49,733
- Goodbye.
328
00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:51,233
- [Sharon] He is really creepy.
329
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:53,466
- [Jenny] Yeah, but he's harmless.
330
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,633
- Yeah?
331
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,366
- [Jenny] Yeah.
332
00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:57,200
- Yeah.
333
00:18:58,133 --> 00:18:59,666
I feel so disgusting.
334
00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:00,800
- Oh me too.
335
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,800
Let's got take a shower.
336
00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:06,600
We're gonna party!
337
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,800
- [Sharon] Yay!
338
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,000
(cheering)
339
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:09,833
Alright!
340
00:19:11,766 --> 00:19:14,433
(ominous music)
341
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,266
- So Phil was looking kind of good today.
342
00:19:31,266 --> 00:19:33,900
- I know, he really turns me on, I don't know
343
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:34,900
what to say.
344
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,666
- Oh you naughty girl.
345
00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:38,833
- Please, I'm not as bad as you are.
346
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:40,300
You kidding me?
347
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,466
You're messing around with everyone's boyfriend.
348
00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:43,333
- [Portia] Not everybody.
349
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,933
Anyway, she doesn't have to know.
350
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,766
- No, she definitely doesn't.
351
00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:47,966
I could keep a secret.
352
00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:49,466
- You will?
353
00:19:49,466 --> 00:19:50,966
It'd be nice if he showed up at the party tonight.
354
00:19:50,966 --> 00:19:52,733
- I know, I don't want it to be a girls night.
355
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,733
Who's deal is that?
356
00:19:54,733 --> 00:19:58,266
- [Portia] Cross our fingers that we get boys.
357
00:19:58,266 --> 00:19:59,133
Hey girl!
358
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:00,300
- Hey!
359
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,500
How are you guys doing?
360
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,600
Good to see you, get your butt in here.
361
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,833
(smacking of air kiss)
362
00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:15,066
Okay, for you, I got some nice rum!
363
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:18,033
- Yeah!
364
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:20,133
- And, streamers.
365
00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:21,000
You can be on this.
366
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:21,833
- Okay.
367
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,633
- Yay!
368
00:20:25,966 --> 00:20:28,233
- Okay, wait, hands in.
369
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:29,733
Ready,
370
00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:32,800
- [All] One, two, three, go Wildcats!
371
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,800
(upbeat punk rock music)
372
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,800
♪ It was on the shore
373
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,066
♪ Just a huntin' for a whore
374
00:20:37,066 --> 00:20:39,266
♪ Waiting until the moon was right
375
00:20:39,266 --> 00:20:40,533
♪ He was sitting in his slime
376
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:41,900
♪ Just a waiting for the time
377
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,733
♪ When the day turns into night
378
00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:47,300
♪ Well the hooker came along but the snail was long gone
379
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:50,766
♪ And he really should've stayed
380
00:20:50,766 --> 00:20:51,900
♪ 'Cause he went up to the rocks
381
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,466
♪ And got caught up in my socks
382
00:20:53,466 --> 00:20:57,000
♪ That was his dying day
383
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,300
♪ Hey, ho, the snails's in the grass
384
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:02,366
♪ The moral of the story is watch your ass
385
00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:05,466
♪ Hey I'm a snake in the grass
386
00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:08,000
♪ Moral of the story is watch your ass
387
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,833
♪ Hey
388
00:21:13,866 --> 00:21:16,700
♪ Now the snake had a date so he stayed up really late
389
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:19,700
♪ And he woke up at 11 AM
390
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:22,466
♪ Well he saw her nasty face (mumbles)
391
00:21:22,466 --> 00:21:25,633
♪ And decided they would just be friends
392
00:21:25,633 --> 00:21:28,700
♪ Well he went his merry way doing the slither
393
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:30,033
♪ Of shame
394
00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:31,200
♪ He would have no one but himself to blame
395
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,000
♪ But now he wandered up the hill
396
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,333
♪ Tryin' to get his feely feel
397
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:37,733
♪ And (mumbles)
398
00:21:37,733 --> 00:21:40,566
♪ Hey ho, the snail in the grass
399
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,233
♪ Moral of the story is watch your ass
400
00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:46,200
♪ Hey hey, now the snake's in the grass
401
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,866
♪ Moral of the story is watch your ass
402
00:21:48,866 --> 00:21:50,700
♪ Hey
403
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,566
♪ Now the (mumbles) almost done
404
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:57,633
♪ But there's still another one that we've
405
00:21:57,633 --> 00:22:00,433
♪ Got to tell you all about
406
00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:02,433
♪ So if you're worried about the bird
407
00:22:02,433 --> 00:22:05,433
- Here's to you, cheers to hotness!
408
00:22:05,433 --> 00:22:08,500
♪ Now the snake's out cold
409
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:09,333
- Hello?
410
00:22:11,266 --> 00:22:12,100
Hello?
411
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,266
Mom, dad, hello?
412
00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:17,766
(eerie music)
413
00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:47,500
(upbeat rock music)
414
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,833
(screaming)
415
00:22:50,966 --> 00:22:53,400
- Ah huh, fuck yeah!
416
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,466
- Alright, place looks bitchin'!
417
00:22:54,466 --> 00:22:55,533
Good job, Ty.
418
00:22:55,533 --> 00:22:57,066
- Thanks bro.
419
00:22:57,066 --> 00:22:57,766
My parents are gone for the night so we can get wild.
420
00:22:57,766 --> 00:22:58,900
- Fuck yeah!
421
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:00,700
(cheering)
422
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,866
- (mumbles) Our beers, and let's break out the Parcheesi.
423
00:23:02,866 --> 00:23:03,866
- Parcheesi?
424
00:23:05,066 --> 00:23:06,900
That's fucking stupid.
425
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:07,900
Play poker
426
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,600
(cheers of agreement)
427
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,600
- Texas Hold 'Em.
428
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,833
- [Guy] Fuck yeah!
429
00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:12,866
- Guys, I don't have any cash with me,
430
00:23:12,866 --> 00:23:14,500
can we play some...
431
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,500
Strip poker?
432
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,733
(laughing)
433
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:24,566
No, seriously, I don't have any cash on me.
434
00:23:24,566 --> 00:23:27,566
(upbeat rock music)
435
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,066
(cheering)
436
00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:48,466
♪ You're on your own
437
00:23:48,466 --> 00:23:51,866
♪ Look in to your spirit
438
00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:57,233
♪ Well I can take you
439
00:23:57,233 --> 00:24:01,100
♪ To the deepest of lows
440
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:05,000
♪ Rise up above those feelings
441
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,400
♪ You got to make it happen
442
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,300
♪ Beware there's a storm tomorrow
443
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,300
♪ You got to make it happen
444
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:20,233
♪ Live life like there's no tomorrow
445
00:24:20,233 --> 00:24:22,066
♪ It's time to dig deep
446
00:24:22,066 --> 00:24:25,633
♪ You're burning harder every day
447
00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:29,800
♪ Reaching out for something higher
448
00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:35,300
♪ You got to make it happen
449
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:38,333
♪ Live life like there's no tomorrow
450
00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:41,266
♪ You've got to make it happen
451
00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:44,933
♪ Live life like there's no tomorrow
452
00:24:44,933 --> 00:24:47,866
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
453
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,300
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
454
00:25:05,533 --> 00:25:09,100
- Fucking see what Jane was wearing last night?
455
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:11,766
- Yeah, it was so out of season.
456
00:25:11,766 --> 00:25:13,566
- Anyway, Busey,
457
00:25:13,566 --> 00:25:15,233
talking 'bout you could see her nips.
458
00:25:15,233 --> 00:25:18,200
♪ Nip nips
459
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,366
- It was totally out of season.
460
00:25:20,366 --> 00:25:24,300
- Anyway, I was checking out Pam today.
461
00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:27,033
I usually like 'em bitchy or something.
462
00:25:27,033 --> 00:25:31,133
- I'm in shock too, here her boyfriend's a dick.
463
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:32,500
- Really?
464
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,733
- Yeah.
465
00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:37,433
I heard her boyfriend has got a big dick.
466
00:25:37,433 --> 00:25:38,833
- Is that fodder?
467
00:25:40,066 --> 00:25:41,366
- Just sayin', that's what I heard.
468
00:25:41,366 --> 00:25:42,533
- I heard that too man.
469
00:25:42,533 --> 00:25:46,066
(hands clapping)
470
00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:47,166
- Seriously?
471
00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:48,900
You might have a shot with her.
472
00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:49,900
You're fucking hot.
473
00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:51,400
- Thanks, I guess.
474
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,266
- S'mores everyone!
475
00:25:55,266 --> 00:25:57,533
(cheering)
476
00:25:58,966 --> 00:26:00,200
(hands clapping)
477
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,200
- [Guy] I love s'mores!
478
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,366
- Sweets.
479
00:26:03,366 --> 00:26:05,700
- Fucking love s'mores!
480
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,466
- Yeah, this is my mother's recipe.
481
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,466
- Cool, thanks Coach.
482
00:26:09,466 --> 00:26:11,300
- Grab a seat.
483
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:12,500
- Oh yeah, cool.
484
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:13,333
Yeah.
485
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,166
- Here Coach, take mine.
486
00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:18,166
- No, no, no.
487
00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:19,166
The white stuff's marshmallow.
488
00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:21,233
Yeah, so tomorrow.
489
00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:22,433
Practice two o'clock.
490
00:26:22,433 --> 00:26:23,600
Right?
491
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,200
- Okay.
492
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,166
Hey coach, I was thinking,
493
00:26:26,166 --> 00:26:27,366
maybe we could go on the field
494
00:26:27,366 --> 00:26:28,166
and practice some of our plays before we hit
495
00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:29,966
the showers.
496
00:26:29,966 --> 00:26:31,866
- [Coach] Football is number one.
497
00:26:31,866 --> 00:26:33,433
Numero uno!
498
00:26:33,433 --> 00:26:34,566
We need to concentrate!
499
00:26:34,566 --> 00:26:35,533
- Yeah!
500
00:26:35,533 --> 00:26:36,533
- Fuck yeah!
501
00:26:36,533 --> 00:26:38,600
- We need to dedicate.
502
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,133
We need to predicate!
503
00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:42,833
- We need to masturbate!
504
00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:44,666
- [Guy] Yeah!
505
00:26:44,666 --> 00:26:45,866
Woohoo!
506
00:26:45,866 --> 00:26:46,933
- [Coach] Everybody cuddle!
507
00:26:46,933 --> 00:26:49,633
- [Guy] You mean huddle?
508
00:26:49,633 --> 00:26:51,900
(chattering)
509
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,133
- [Coach] Ready?
510
00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:56,000
- [All] One, two, three, go Wildcats!
511
00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:00,200
(laughing)
512
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,800
- [Guy] Yeah guys, yeah!
513
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,900
- [All] One, two, three, go Wildcats!
514
00:27:06,766 --> 00:27:09,933
(cheering and chattering)
515
00:27:09,933 --> 00:27:13,633
- [Jenny] Girls, get ready for the time of your life!
516
00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,900
(cheering)
517
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:20,266
- [Girl] Come on Wildcats!
518
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,666
Left foot yellow.
519
00:27:23,666 --> 00:27:26,700
(chattering)
520
00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:28,933
(laughing)
521
00:27:33,233 --> 00:27:34,566
Left foot green.
522
00:27:35,466 --> 00:27:38,133
(girl mumbling)
523
00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:47,533
(upbeat rock music)
524
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,233
♪ It's like this
525
00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:51,366
♪ Are you ready for the old (mumbles)
526
00:27:51,366 --> 00:27:52,433
♪ What are you waiting for
527
00:27:52,433 --> 00:27:53,633
♪ It's time to go
528
00:27:53,633 --> 00:27:56,233
♪ Don't wash your jeans for seven weeks
529
00:27:56,233 --> 00:28:00,200
(girls screaming and laughing)
530
00:28:04,733 --> 00:28:06,233
- Right hand blue!
531
00:28:10,466 --> 00:28:12,366
- Whose hand's on my ass?
532
00:28:12,366 --> 00:28:13,700
- Sorry dude,
533
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,300
I was gonna fall.
534
00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:16,700
- Please (mumbling)
535
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:17,533
Fuck!
536
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,066
What the fuck are you guys doing?
537
00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:22,033
- What?
538
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:23,033
You said you were gonna fall.
539
00:28:23,033 --> 00:28:24,666
- Game over, fuckers.
540
00:28:24,666 --> 00:28:26,900
(laughing)
541
00:28:28,233 --> 00:28:30,833
(80s style rock music)
542
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:31,833
♪ My heart starts racing
543
00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:33,700
- What the fuck?
544
00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,733
- Come here, come here, come here.
545
00:28:35,733 --> 00:28:36,733
Calm down.
546
00:28:36,733 --> 00:28:38,300
Have a beer, really.
547
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,833
- Thanks, man.
548
00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:43,066
Sorry, I just don't know the rules.
549
00:28:43,066 --> 00:28:44,166
- It's only a game.
550
00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:45,833
Come on, we're all friends here.
551
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:47,066
- Yeah, right, whatever.
552
00:28:47,066 --> 00:28:49,200
So then I don't remember playing like this when
553
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,700
I was five.
554
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,233
- I do.
555
00:28:52,233 --> 00:28:53,833
- So I mean, if you wanna do something else,
556
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:56,033
you can, you know...
557
00:28:56,033 --> 00:28:57,433
French and--
558
00:28:57,433 --> 00:28:59,166
- What the fuck are you talking about?
559
00:28:59,166 --> 00:29:00,466
(laughing)
560
00:29:00,466 --> 00:29:01,200
- I was just joking, I was just joking.
561
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,166
- Fuck!
562
00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:03,733
- Come on, come on, seriously.
563
00:29:03,733 --> 00:29:05,266
Why don't we play some spin the bottle?
564
00:29:05,266 --> 00:29:07,833
- Hey you guys want to see what the girls are doing?
565
00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:10,866
It's like a fucking sausage party over here.
566
00:29:10,866 --> 00:29:12,433
(mumbling and crunching)
567
00:29:12,433 --> 00:29:13,466
- Yeah.
568
00:29:13,466 --> 00:29:14,966
Come on guys.
569
00:29:14,966 --> 00:29:16,600
- Listen, it's the last night before we graduate.
570
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,066
You don't want a bunch of girls getting in the way.
571
00:29:18,066 --> 00:29:19,533
- Seriously.
572
00:29:19,533 --> 00:29:20,466
- I mean, what do they have that we don't anyway?
573
00:29:20,466 --> 00:29:22,100
- Vaginas for one.
574
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:24,200
- We got s'mores and balloons.
575
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,433
Twatser.
576
00:29:25,433 --> 00:29:27,333
- I don't wanna play fucking Twatster!
577
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:28,933
- Me neither, dude.
578
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,000
- I'm with you.
579
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,033
We need to score Pam!
580
00:29:31,033 --> 00:29:32,766
(cheering)
581
00:29:32,766 --> 00:29:34,066
- So you're just gonna up and leave?
582
00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:35,266
I mean, we made s'mores and shit.
583
00:29:35,266 --> 00:29:38,300
- Dude, I've already had like eight of them.
584
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:39,433
- Me too man, they're my favorite.
585
00:29:39,433 --> 00:29:41,500
- Me too, that's why I made them.
586
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,766
- They're really awesome.
587
00:29:42,766 --> 00:29:45,233
- But hey look, why do we, we'll try to bring
588
00:29:45,233 --> 00:29:46,700
back some pussy!
589
00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:50,033
- [Both] Yeah! (cheering)
590
00:29:50,033 --> 00:29:51,866
- Yeah, whatever, just come back.
591
00:29:51,866 --> 00:29:54,833
- Yeah, seriously, can you just, can you come back?
592
00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:57,833
- [Guy] Did you just cum on my back?
593
00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:01,600
- [Other Guy] Alright, later!
594
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:03,700
- Fuck yeah!
595
00:30:07,833 --> 00:30:10,700
Glad we got outta that sausage fest!
596
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:12,233
My ass hurts.
597
00:30:12,233 --> 00:30:14,266
- You know what, the fucking s'mores are great and shit,
598
00:30:14,266 --> 00:30:16,833
but I'm really tired of the fucking immaturity,
599
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:18,133
you know what I'm sayin'?
600
00:30:18,133 --> 00:30:19,333
- Yeah, I know.
601
00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:21,166
I'm tired of all that macho bullshit.
602
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:22,666
Fuck that.
603
00:30:22,666 --> 00:30:24,133
- Let's just go see what the girls are doing, man.
604
00:30:24,133 --> 00:30:28,133
Maybe we can go watch 'em make out or something.
605
00:30:28,133 --> 00:30:29,133
- Fuck yeah!
606
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,966
- Well, what do we do now?
607
00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:36,233
- We can watch a film.
608
00:30:36,233 --> 00:30:37,300
- What'd you got?
609
00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:38,133
- Pirates of Penzance?
610
00:30:38,133 --> 00:30:39,133
- What's that?
611
00:30:39,133 --> 00:30:40,866
- Pirate musical.
612
00:30:40,866 --> 00:30:42,266
- Sweet!
613
00:30:42,266 --> 00:30:45,000
(hands clapping)
614
00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:49,300
(ominous music)
615
00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:53,166
- The last piece.
616
00:30:55,033 --> 00:30:55,866
Yes!
617
00:30:56,766 --> 00:30:58,333
(clicking of nails on floor)
618
00:30:58,333 --> 00:30:59,466
Totally righteous puzzle!
619
00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:01,900
Hey! (screaming)
620
00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:06,333
Kitty, you poop, you scared me half to death.
621
00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,400
Oh, you ruined my puzzle.
622
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:13,333
Kitty, you're my only friend.
623
00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:16,133
I wish I was popular like Jenny.
624
00:31:16,133 --> 00:31:18,066
I wonder what they're doing right now.
625
00:31:18,066 --> 00:31:21,333
They're probably drinking and talking about boys
626
00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:24,400
and shaving each other's winter bush.
627
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,300
(upbeat punk music)
628
00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:30,700
(chattering)
629
00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:37,366
- [Radio Announcer] Police have discovered the body
630
00:31:37,366 --> 00:31:39,666
of an 18 year-old female in the woods
631
00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:41,866
behind the Stone Lady Cemetery.
632
00:31:41,866 --> 00:31:44,166
Mere blocks from Hail Manor High School.
633
00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:47,000
The young girl was disemboweled and her intestines
634
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,633
have yet to found.
635
00:31:48,633 --> 00:31:50,866
She was identified as Eve Kindle.
636
00:31:50,866 --> 00:31:51,866
- You don't have a boyfriend?
637
00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:54,300
(chattering)
638
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,333
(shrieking)
639
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:07,666
- God, oh my god!
640
00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:10,333
Sharon, I can't believe you did it!
641
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:13,466
(shrieking)
642
00:32:13,466 --> 00:32:15,766
(laughing)
643
00:32:15,766 --> 00:32:18,500
- Oh come on (mumbling).
644
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,833
(shrieking)
645
00:32:23,266 --> 00:32:25,600
♪ Counting ceiling tiles for fun
646
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,600
♪ Worst get out the way
647
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,966
♪ It's okay boy
648
00:32:28,966 --> 00:32:32,566
♪ See your dirty t-shirt
649
00:32:32,566 --> 00:32:33,933
♪ Loose another day
650
00:32:33,933 --> 00:32:35,666
♪ Down in your basement
651
00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:36,900
♪ I feel lucky boy
652
00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:38,700
♪ Say I feel lucky boy
653
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:42,866
♪ I don't wanna spend my life in therapy
654
00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:46,600
♪ Oh therapy
655
00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:50,933
♪ 10 o'clock I'm late for the show 'cause
656
00:32:50,933 --> 00:32:53,566
♪ I'm in therapy
657
00:32:53,566 --> 00:32:56,000
♪ Oh therapy
658
00:32:57,633 --> 00:32:58,900
♪ Down here
659
00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:00,933
♪ Nothing's different
660
00:33:00,933 --> 00:33:04,400
(water splashing)
661
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,533
- How is it?
662
00:33:05,533 --> 00:33:07,033
- Nice.
663
00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:10,200
♪ Although the best is yet to come
664
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,100
♪ Go and call your friends
665
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:14,933
(water splashing)
666
00:33:18,566 --> 00:33:21,033
- [Girl] It's so hot.
667
00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:24,700
(clanking of metal)
668
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:25,866
- What's that?
669
00:33:26,866 --> 00:33:29,366
(eerie music)
670
00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:41,533
Still cooking?
671
00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:47,566
Mr. Robinson?
672
00:33:47,566 --> 00:33:52,300
(bright dinging of knife blade)
673
00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:54,366
(thud of leg hitting ground)
674
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:58,533
Mr. Robinson, did you kill a deer or something?
675
00:33:58,533 --> 00:34:00,233
Hey Mr. Robinson, you have any more of those
676
00:34:00,233 --> 00:34:01,800
candy necklaces?
677
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,033
I'm almost out.
678
00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:10,100
- So, Pam tell us about Brad.
679
00:34:11,033 --> 00:34:13,966
Dela says he has a huge doyng.
680
00:34:13,966 --> 00:34:17,533
- Let's just say it's more than a mouthful.
681
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,733
(giggling)
682
00:34:22,666 --> 00:34:24,200
- You're such a skank, I can't believe it.
683
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,366
- What, like you've never had a cock in your mouth?
684
00:34:25,366 --> 00:34:27,166
- No, actually I'm a virgin.
685
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:29,266
(laughing)
686
00:34:29,266 --> 00:34:31,933
- Yeah, and I'm Mother fucking Theresa.
687
00:34:31,933 --> 00:34:34,200
(laughing)
688
00:34:39,933 --> 00:34:41,200
- Mr. Robinson?
689
00:34:43,633 --> 00:34:45,766
Mr. Robinson, you're so gross!
690
00:34:45,766 --> 00:34:47,400
(slasher music)
691
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:51,000
(blood curdling scream)
692
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,566
(thud of body hitting the floor)
693
00:34:54,566 --> 00:34:57,566
(upbeat rock music)
694
00:35:11,933 --> 00:35:14,300
♪ You fake it so good
695
00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:17,000
♪ Doing wrong wherever you should
696
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,700
♪ Cuttin' girls way deep in their hearts
697
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:22,600
♪ You're churning and burning all the way down
698
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,533
♪ Is someone gonna tell you
699
00:35:25,533 --> 00:35:29,700
♪ I don't wanna be holding you down
700
00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:36,400
♪ And if they creep in
701
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,566
♪ I'll make it so they can't hear a sound
702
00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,400
♪ Everybody love Bruce
703
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,066
♪ I love Bruce
704
00:35:47,066 --> 00:35:49,533
♪ I sit next to Gary it's Bruce
705
00:35:49,533 --> 00:35:50,633
♪ Little bees
706
00:35:50,633 --> 00:35:52,333
♪ My kids knees
707
00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:55,133
♪ I'm gonna make your neck bleed
708
00:35:55,133 --> 00:35:58,100
♪ I'm back and he's Brad
709
00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:00,766
♪ He's rocking my Cadillac
710
00:36:00,766 --> 00:36:01,933
♪ You're Bruce
711
00:36:01,933 --> 00:36:03,666
♪ Oh Bruce
712
00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:07,400
♪ Everybody gotta fuck Bruce
713
00:36:10,933 --> 00:36:14,233
- Guys, I wanted to kill Mr. Nelson today.
714
00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:16,500
He kept looking up my skirt, and then licking
715
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:17,766
his lips after.
716
00:36:18,766 --> 00:36:20,433
- Oh, that is gross.
717
00:36:22,033 --> 00:36:23,133
He's like 30!
718
00:36:24,533 --> 00:36:28,366
- I wouldn't mind if Mr. Cocktoast looked up my skirt
719
00:36:28,366 --> 00:36:30,333
- He's so cute.
720
00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:32,100
He drives that little Porsche.
721
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:34,000
- You are so gross right now.
722
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,933
I can't stand it, ew!
723
00:36:35,933 --> 00:36:37,766
- I'd bend over for a ride in his Porsche.
724
00:36:37,766 --> 00:36:40,666
- Please, guys, speaking of bending over,
725
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:43,000
did you guys see Phil at football practice today?
726
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,200
(laughing)
727
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,500
- Off Sharon, he's got the hots for Pam!
728
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:46,333
- Oh!
729
00:36:48,566 --> 00:36:50,000
- You guys!
730
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,433
- Come on, Pam.
731
00:36:51,433 --> 00:36:52,900
He's cute.
732
00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:55,100
- Well as long as Brad doesn't find out.
733
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:57,200
- Are you guys in love?
734
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,700
- No!
735
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:02,366
He has a pendulous wang (high pitched squealing).
736
00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:04,633
- Gross!
737
00:37:04,633 --> 00:37:05,933
- Dela keeps saying that.
738
00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:07,166
- So does Gary!
739
00:37:11,566 --> 00:37:15,100
♪ Got to fuck Bruce
740
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:18,500
♪ Got to fuck Bruce
741
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:21,633
♪ Got your feet on the ground
742
00:37:21,633 --> 00:37:23,000
♪ And thump him all around
743
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,166
♪ I make him (mumbling)
744
00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:26,833
♪ Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
745
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,800
(clanking of chain and water splashing)
746
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,033
(clapping)
747
00:37:43,233 --> 00:37:44,633
- Your headlights are on.
748
00:37:44,633 --> 00:37:46,066
- Shut up cunt (mumbles).
749
00:37:46,066 --> 00:37:48,066
- You're the one acting a little butch today.
750
00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,533
- Fuck off.
751
00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:51,400
Can someone get me a drink please?
752
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,966
- Here ya go, slut!
753
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:55,166
- Thanks whore.
754
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:59,500
- Who is that you guys?
755
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,666
- Portia, go check it out.
756
00:38:01,666 --> 00:38:03,700
- You do it, I'm not your concubine.
757
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:05,000
(man screaming)
758
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,800
(girls screaming)
759
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,033
- You scared the poop outta me!
760
00:38:09,033 --> 00:38:10,033
- Fucking A right!
761
00:38:10,033 --> 00:38:11,500
- Ladies mind if we join you?
762
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:14,033
- I'm not supposed to have boys over, you guys.
763
00:38:14,033 --> 00:38:15,500
- Well, we heard there was a party and we wanted
764
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:16,766
to stop by to (mumbling).
765
00:38:16,766 --> 00:38:20,400
- Fucking right we wanna hang out with our wang!
766
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,066
- Alright, you can come in, but just for a little bit.
767
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:23,400
- Sweet meat!
768
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,200
- Hey, you guys want drinks or some shit?
769
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,933
Something fruity?
770
00:38:26,933 --> 00:38:28,400
- Fuzzy navel?
771
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,300
- Whatever.
772
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:31,766
I'll go make it.
773
00:38:33,133 --> 00:38:34,466
- Feast on this!
774
00:38:35,433 --> 00:38:36,933
- You know--
775
00:38:36,933 --> 00:38:38,333
- Fuck yeah!
776
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:40,133
- Pam wants Phil's body.
777
00:38:40,133 --> 00:38:41,700
- Fucking awesome!
778
00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:44,166
Phil was just talking about Pam's poop poppy tits.
779
00:38:44,166 --> 00:38:45,966
- [All Girls] What?
780
00:38:45,966 --> 00:38:47,766
- I can't find the fruity shit!
781
00:38:47,766 --> 00:38:49,100
- I'll help him.
782
00:38:50,133 --> 00:38:52,100
- Yeah, sure you will!
783
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:53,233
- Yeah.
784
00:38:53,233 --> 00:38:54,233
- Hey!
785
00:38:54,233 --> 00:38:56,633
I can't find the fruity shit!
786
00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:00,900
- Need some help there, quarterback?
787
00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:02,266
- Oh.
788
00:39:02,266 --> 00:39:03,566
I'm not the quarterback.
789
00:39:03,566 --> 00:39:04,566
That's Todd.
790
00:39:05,733 --> 00:39:07,033
- Whatever, tight end.
791
00:39:07,033 --> 00:39:08,366
Can you make me a drink?
792
00:39:08,366 --> 00:39:10,933
- Yeah, I can make you a--
793
00:39:10,933 --> 00:39:13,133
I'm not the tight end either.
794
00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:16,066
- Looks tight enough from where I'm standing.
795
00:39:16,066 --> 00:39:17,400
Let me help you.
796
00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:26,233
Here, silly.
797
00:39:27,266 --> 00:39:28,100
- Thanks.
798
00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:31,900
- Well, can you at least get me a glass?
799
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:33,200
- Yeah.
800
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,200
Where are they?
801
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,066
- Behind me, silly.
802
00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:36,900
- Oh.
803
00:39:39,866 --> 00:39:40,866
Here you go.
804
00:39:45,066 --> 00:39:47,066
- Well we better go back out there.
805
00:39:47,066 --> 00:39:48,966
They're gonna think that you're trying to take
806
00:39:48,966 --> 00:39:50,300
advantage of me.
807
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,033
- Okay!
808
00:39:56,866 --> 00:40:00,333
Just gonna get rid of this boner first.
809
00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:01,166
First.
810
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,000
- Buddies, buddies, buddies.
811
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
- You're all the best.
812
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,033
(slapping hands rythmnically)
813
00:40:09,033 --> 00:40:11,800
(chattering)
814
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,933
- So what do you guys wanna do now?
815
00:40:12,933 --> 00:40:14,433
- I don't know.
816
00:40:14,433 --> 00:40:16,966
- Go to the arcade, play some Pac Man or something.
817
00:40:16,966 --> 00:40:18,666
- Can have a sword fight.
818
00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,900
- I'm right there, man.
819
00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:21,933
Alright, hold on.
820
00:40:21,933 --> 00:40:24,033
We can go skinny dipping.
821
00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:26,000
- [All] Yeah!
822
00:40:28,566 --> 00:40:31,300
(hands slapping)
823
00:40:35,866 --> 00:40:37,866
- So how long have you guys known each other?
824
00:40:37,866 --> 00:40:42,033
- (giggling) Since we were seven.
825
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:45,300
- Have like sleepovers?
826
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:47,766
- We're like inseperable.
827
00:40:47,766 --> 00:40:49,966
(giggling)
828
00:40:49,966 --> 00:40:51,966
- Yeah I work out a lot.
829
00:40:53,433 --> 00:40:55,366
I like to look good.
830
00:40:55,366 --> 00:40:56,400
I can tell.
831
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,666
(car horn honking)
832
00:40:57,666 --> 00:40:58,933
- Shit.
833
00:40:58,933 --> 00:41:01,533
Probably my mom checking up on me.
834
00:41:01,533 --> 00:41:03,000
- It's her boyfriend.
835
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,433
- So Phil, would you like to drive a Porsche?
836
00:41:06,433 --> 00:41:07,266
Yeah?
837
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:14,100
- You guys look so relaxed.
838
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:15,933
- [Both] Mmhmm.
839
00:41:15,933 --> 00:41:17,000
- So natural.
840
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,866
(giggling)
841
00:41:18,866 --> 00:41:20,800
(mumbling)
842
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,033
(giggling)
843
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:26,933
Fuck yeah!
844
00:41:29,966 --> 00:41:32,700
(engine roaring)
845
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:36,100
(upbeat punk rock music)
846
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,300
(gasping)
847
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:45,500
- I missed you.
848
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:47,500
You and your huge joint.
849
00:41:48,633 --> 00:41:49,966
- Me too, baby.
850
00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:51,700
Why don't you give Billy D a kiss?
851
00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:53,000
- Your what?
852
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,133
- My Lionel Richie?
853
00:41:55,133 --> 00:41:56,966
- Your what?
854
00:41:56,966 --> 00:41:58,300
- My junk!
855
00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:00,733
- What the fuck are you talking about?
856
00:42:00,733 --> 00:42:02,600
- Gimme a blowst.
857
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,733
- Oh.
858
00:42:03,733 --> 00:42:04,766
- Why did you call it
859
00:42:04,766 --> 00:42:05,766
your Billy D? - Shut up
860
00:42:05,766 --> 00:42:07,666
and gimme a blow job.
861
00:42:07,666 --> 00:42:09,700
(giggling)
862
00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:12,766
(upbeat punk rock music)
863
00:42:12,766 --> 00:42:16,000
(grunting and moaning)
864
00:42:25,433 --> 00:42:27,066
- [Pam] Baby, are you crying?
865
00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:30,133
Are you (shrieking).
866
00:42:31,066 --> 00:42:33,466
- Did you guys hear that?
867
00:42:33,466 --> 00:42:35,366
- It's nothing. (screaming)
868
00:42:35,366 --> 00:42:36,433
Keep kissing.
869
00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:41,133
(blood curdling screams)
870
00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:43,333
(thudding)
871
00:42:43,333 --> 00:42:44,333
- Seriously, I heard something.
872
00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:45,666
- Yeah, me too.
873
00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:47,133
Did it sound like Pam screaming?
874
00:42:47,133 --> 00:42:49,733
- She's probably just getting a taste of Carl Weathers.
875
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:50,733
- Who?
876
00:42:50,733 --> 00:42:52,033
From Predator?
877
00:42:52,033 --> 00:42:53,200
- No guys, seriously, we should go check it out.
878
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,466
- It's fucking nothing.
879
00:42:55,466 --> 00:42:56,800
You girls keep making out.
880
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:57,633
The fuck.
881
00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,766
- No dude. - No.
882
00:42:59,766 --> 00:43:01,100
- We should check it out.
883
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:03,000
- Fine, Phil, fucking cop out.
884
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,633
Fucking look like a predator.
885
00:43:05,633 --> 00:43:06,800
Schmuck.
886
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:07,633
Fuck!
887
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,133
(giggling)
888
00:43:16,133 --> 00:43:16,966
Yeah Brad,
889
00:43:18,266 --> 00:43:19,866
fucking A gotta be right!
890
00:43:19,866 --> 00:43:21,800
- Looks like she's got a mouthful of Shaft, hey Phil?
891
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,100
- Whatever.
892
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,300
- Hey you guys, break it up.
893
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:26,533
- Fuck yeah!
894
00:43:26,533 --> 00:43:30,566
(blood curdling screams) (slasher movie music)
895
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,433
(blood curdling screams)
896
00:43:41,166 --> 00:43:44,566
(blood curdling screams)
897
00:43:47,366 --> 00:43:49,433
(smack of palm to face)
898
00:43:49,433 --> 00:43:51,466
- Get a hold of yourself!
899
00:43:51,466 --> 00:43:52,700
Pull your pants up!
900
00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:54,100
Everybody get a hold of yourself.
901
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:55,333
- Okay.
902
00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:56,100
- Okay, we need to stick together.
903
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:57,600
- Okay.
904
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,866
- The first thing we have to do, we have a lock
905
00:43:58,866 --> 00:43:59,700
all the doors and the windows, everybody!
906
00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:01,166
I'm gonna call the cops.
907
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:04,633
Hello?
908
00:44:06,433 --> 00:44:07,266
It's dead.
909
00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:10,166
Oh my god, the phones are dead.
910
00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:13,433
(screaming and crying)
911
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,866
Okay, I need cell phones.
912
00:44:16,866 --> 00:44:18,433
Somebody find me a cell phone.
913
00:44:18,433 --> 00:44:20,533
- My battery's dead!
914
00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:22,000
- I don't have any bars on mine.
915
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,633
- Just dial the fucking phone you fucking whore!
916
00:44:24,633 --> 00:44:25,833
- I'm not a whore, you asshole!
917
00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:27,233
(screaming)
918
00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:28,700
- I have to prepay.
919
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:29,700
Do you have any minutes?
920
00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:30,933
- On peak or off?
921
00:44:30,933 --> 00:44:32,033
- Just so we can just dial the fucking phone!
922
00:44:32,033 --> 00:44:32,866
- Okay!
923
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,433
Oh my god!
924
00:44:36,433 --> 00:44:38,033
There's a murderer trying to murder us!
925
00:44:38,033 --> 00:44:39,166
Oh my god!
926
00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:41,266
And our friends are dead!
927
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:43,333
What?
928
00:44:43,333 --> 00:44:45,333
Is this the police?
929
00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:46,333
Oh, I'm sorry.
930
00:44:46,333 --> 00:44:47,333
Shit.
931
00:44:47,333 --> 00:44:48,333
Wrong number.
932
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:49,333
Ginger!
933
00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:50,333
(knocking on the door)
934
00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:51,366
- It's the killer!
935
00:44:51,366 --> 00:44:52,800
It's the killer!
936
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:53,733
Wait, why would the killer knock on the door?
937
00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:54,833
- But don't answer it, it's him!
938
00:44:54,833 --> 00:44:55,966
- It's me, Suzie!
939
00:44:55,966 --> 00:44:57,166
From school!
940
00:44:57,166 --> 00:44:58,166
Let me in!
941
00:44:58,166 --> 00:44:59,166
- Who the hell is Suzie?
942
00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:00,833
- The killer's name is Suzie?
943
00:45:00,833 --> 00:45:01,800
- Come on, let me in!
944
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,300
Mr. Robinson's dead!
945
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:04,566
- Oh yeah!
946
00:45:04,566 --> 00:45:06,500
Now you're Mr. Robinson, right?
947
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:07,833
- That's not what she said, she said she killed
948
00:45:07,833 --> 00:45:09,100
Mr. Robinson!
949
00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:10,800
- There's more than one person out there?
950
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:11,800
(knocking on door)
951
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:12,800
- It's Suzie!
952
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:13,766
I'm in your gym class!
953
00:45:13,766 --> 00:45:15,266
We played volleyball today?
954
00:45:15,266 --> 00:45:16,933
- Doesn't ring a bell!
955
00:45:16,933 --> 00:45:19,766
- No one picked me and you guys all told me that
956
00:45:19,766 --> 00:45:22,433
I smelled in the shower, you threw a used tampon
957
00:45:22,433 --> 00:45:23,266
at me.
958
00:45:24,233 --> 00:45:25,233
- [All] Oh yeah.
959
00:45:25,233 --> 00:45:26,500
- What are you doing over here?
960
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:28,100
You're not invited!
961
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,000
- We're not gonna let her in, are we?
962
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,266
- No!
963
00:45:31,266 --> 00:45:32,000
- You guys there's a murderer out there.
964
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,466
We have to.
965
00:45:33,466 --> 00:45:35,233
- How do we know she's not the fucking murderer?
966
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,600
- We didn't say you could come in.
967
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:38,600
- It was open.
968
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,066
- You forgot to lock the door!
969
00:45:40,066 --> 00:45:41,733
- I guess I didn't know.
970
00:45:41,733 --> 00:45:43,133
- It's not important.
971
00:45:43,133 --> 00:45:44,533
We might have to call the police.
972
00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:46,733
People are being killed here.
973
00:45:46,733 --> 00:45:48,833
- Who threw the tampon at me?
974
00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:50,766
- Know what, the phones are dead.
975
00:45:50,766 --> 00:45:52,166
I can't find my phone.
976
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:53,700
And...
977
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:54,533
It was me.
978
00:45:54,533 --> 00:45:55,366
- You did?
979
00:45:55,366 --> 00:45:56,200
Really funny.
980
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,033
- Thank you.
981
00:45:57,033 --> 00:45:58,400
You're so sweet.
982
00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:59,666
- [Phil] You're the sweet one, baby.
983
00:45:59,666 --> 00:46:00,933
- You guys, Suzie's right.
984
00:46:00,933 --> 00:46:02,900
We have to get help!
985
00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:04,866
And somebody lock the goddamn door!
986
00:46:04,866 --> 00:46:06,100
- Yeah!
987
00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:09,100
- Somebody else with Y chromosomes.
988
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,366
- Let's go make some daquiris.
989
00:46:11,366 --> 00:46:13,000
- I'll help.
990
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,433
- Can I have some water?
991
00:46:14,433 --> 00:46:17,533
- You know what, the toilet's in the bathroom.
992
00:46:17,533 --> 00:46:19,366
- Right, I gotta whiz.
993
00:46:23,566 --> 00:46:25,166
Still not working.
994
00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:27,500
- I can take pictures, play games, surf the net,
995
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:29,166
but I can't fucking make a phone call.
996
00:46:29,166 --> 00:46:30,600
- You guys, we have to get help.
997
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,133
Somebody's gotta make a run for it.
998
00:46:32,133 --> 00:46:33,133
- I'll go.
999
00:46:33,133 --> 00:46:34,133
I'm hungry anyway.
1000
00:46:34,133 --> 00:46:35,133
I wanna hit Das Tacos.
1001
00:46:35,133 --> 00:46:36,600
- Okay, it's settled.
1002
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,300
- So does that mean I get to stay with you guys?
1003
00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:40,233
- Anyway, we need to grab weapons.
1004
00:46:40,233 --> 00:46:41,333
- Yeah.
1005
00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:42,333
- Okay.
1006
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:44,766
- My dad, he owns a yacht.
1007
00:46:44,766 --> 00:46:46,333
- Oh I love yachts.
1008
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,200
Are you serious?
1009
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,200
- Yeah.
1010
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,433
Oh.
1011
00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:52,133
Hey, we were just making some dickery.
1012
00:46:52,133 --> 00:46:53,133
Cock--
1013
00:46:53,133 --> 00:46:54,166
Would you like?
1014
00:46:54,166 --> 00:46:56,166
Would you like a daquiri?
1015
00:46:56,166 --> 00:46:57,400
- We have to get weapons.
1016
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,500
Sharon's going to get help.
1017
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:00,600
- Yeah, and Das Tacos.
1018
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,800
Are you guys hungry?
1019
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,266
They have this great deal right now, you get
1020
00:47:03,266 --> 00:47:04,900
a seven pound burrito for 49 cents.
1021
00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:09,300
- Is it after 11, because if it is it's like a 1.89
1022
00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:10,300
or something.
1023
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:11,300
- Wait, that's not the point.
1024
00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:12,966
Sharon has to get help.
1025
00:47:12,966 --> 00:47:15,633
Now we know Mr. Robinson's dead, so just to be safe,
1026
00:47:15,633 --> 00:47:18,366
go down three blocks to the K-Hole convenience store.
1027
00:47:18,366 --> 00:47:19,366
- Okay.
1028
00:47:19,366 --> 00:47:20,366
- And get help.
1029
00:47:20,366 --> 00:47:21,866
- Okay.
1030
00:47:21,866 --> 00:47:23,333
- Oh, oh, oh, if you're going though, can you get
1031
00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:26,133
me a loof waffle, and an Ein chimichanga with kraut?
1032
00:47:26,133 --> 00:47:27,766
- Sure! - Go to the damn K-Hole!
1033
00:47:27,766 --> 00:47:28,600
- Okay.
1034
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:29,433
Come on.
1035
00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:35,833
Alright, come on guys.
1036
00:47:35,833 --> 00:47:37,833
Stand behind me, okay?
1037
00:47:37,833 --> 00:47:38,666
- Okay.
1038
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:40,900
- Okay.
1039
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:41,900
Do you want hot sauce?
1040
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:44,566
(ominous music)
1041
00:47:47,966 --> 00:47:49,066
- Is it safe?
1042
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,666
- See, there's nobody out here!
1043
00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:57,966
(screaming)
1044
00:47:57,966 --> 00:47:59,300
(squish and thudding)
1045
00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:01,633
(screaming)
1046
00:48:06,333 --> 00:48:07,333
- Shut up!
1047
00:48:07,333 --> 00:48:08,866
Shut up, everybody.
1048
00:48:08,866 --> 00:48:10,066
Lemme think.
1049
00:48:10,066 --> 00:48:11,400
(whimpering and mumbling)
1050
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,233
- No!
1051
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,633
- That was definitely Mike that Sharon stabbed repeatedly.
1052
00:48:16,633 --> 00:48:18,833
- Someone should go out there!
1053
00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:21,700
- You can't go out there, there's a killer out there!
1054
00:48:21,700 --> 00:48:23,433
- The killer out there is Sharon.
1055
00:48:23,433 --> 00:48:24,533
- Shut up, nerd!
1056
00:48:24,533 --> 00:48:26,100
Sharon's no killer!
1057
00:48:27,133 --> 00:48:28,366
- I was just saying.
1058
00:48:28,366 --> 00:48:30,900
- Oh yeah, well you weren't even invited.
1059
00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:32,433
- What difference does that make anymore?
1060
00:48:32,433 --> 00:48:34,033
- She wasn't.
1061
00:48:34,033 --> 00:48:35,266
- Just shut up!
1062
00:48:36,666 --> 00:48:38,133
Okay?
1063
00:48:38,133 --> 00:48:39,833
Phil, why don't you go out there and see if your
1064
00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:41,200
good friend Mike is dead.
1065
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,233
- I'm not going out there.
1066
00:48:42,233 --> 00:48:44,966
- Phil, I'll go with you, okay?
1067
00:48:44,966 --> 00:48:45,966
Okay?
1068
00:48:45,966 --> 00:48:46,966
Why don't we both go out there?
1069
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:47,966
- Fine.
1070
00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:48,966
- We'll see if Mike is dead.
1071
00:48:48,966 --> 00:48:51,633
(ominous music)
1072
00:48:53,666 --> 00:48:54,733
- Is it safe?
1073
00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:58,033
(screaming)
1074
00:48:58,033 --> 00:49:01,200
(sobbing and wailing)
1075
00:49:02,266 --> 00:49:03,200
Fuck, fuck!
1076
00:49:04,966 --> 00:49:06,966
It was definitely Mike.
1077
00:49:06,966 --> 00:49:09,566
(sobbing)
1078
00:49:09,566 --> 00:49:11,466
- I hope Sharon's okay.
1079
00:49:11,466 --> 00:49:12,700
- I hope she gets help.
1080
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,766
- I hope she brings Das Tacos because
1081
00:49:14,766 --> 00:49:16,366
I'm fucking starving.
1082
00:49:16,366 --> 00:49:18,533
(sobbing)
1083
00:49:19,733 --> 00:49:23,000
Get it together, get it together man, fuck!
1084
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,666
Get it together man!
1085
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,366
You're cool, you're cool, you're cool.
1086
00:49:32,233 --> 00:49:36,233
(groaning and smacking of skin)
1087
00:49:38,966 --> 00:49:40,900
I will rock you.
1088
00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:42,866
I will rock you.
1089
00:49:42,866 --> 00:49:44,200
I will rock you.
1090
00:49:45,533 --> 00:49:47,766
Shaka Khan let me rock you.
1091
00:49:49,366 --> 00:49:52,733
(loudly exhaling)
1092
00:49:52,733 --> 00:49:54,666
(shrieking)
1093
00:49:54,666 --> 00:49:57,166
(eerie music)
1094
00:49:57,166 --> 00:49:58,166
(smack of palm on face)
1095
00:49:58,166 --> 00:49:59,166
- Cut it out!
1096
00:49:59,166 --> 00:50:00,466
(sobbing)
1097
00:50:00,466 --> 00:50:02,000
- It's Portia, she's dead!
1098
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000
- What?
1099
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,233
- She's dead, she's dead!
1100
00:50:04,233 --> 00:50:05,666
- Are you sure she's not just doing number two?
1101
00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:06,666
- No.
1102
00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:08,933
- Phil, what happened?
1103
00:50:08,933 --> 00:50:12,833
- (sobbing) There's blood, everywhere!
1104
00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:14,300
- Did you kill her?
1105
00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:15,900
- No I fucking didn't kill her, you're not even invited!
1106
00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:18,700
- What are we going to do, seriously what are
1107
00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:20,733
we going to do?
1108
00:50:20,733 --> 00:50:22,233
- We have to make a plan.
1109
00:50:22,233 --> 00:50:23,500
- That's stupid.
1110
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,700
- We really should make a plan, guys.
1111
00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:27,000
- [Everyone But Suzie] Okay.
1112
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,566
- Now Sharon's gone to the K-Hole to get help,
1113
00:50:28,566 --> 00:50:31,700
what we need to do, we just need to stick together,
1114
00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:33,400
and everything's gonna be fine, okay.
1115
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,800
- We don't know if Sharon's going for help,
1116
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,000
we don't even know if she's alive!
1117
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,666
(sobbing) I need a daquiri.
1118
00:50:42,033 --> 00:50:43,500
- You know what, Phil's right.
1119
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:44,933
We all need daquiris.
1120
00:50:44,933 --> 00:50:45,933
- I'm going to make them.
1121
00:50:45,933 --> 00:50:47,500
- Thank you.
1122
00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:48,600
- Is anyone else freaked out that Mike's dead out front?
1123
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,766
And Portia's dead on the toilet?
1124
00:50:50,766 --> 00:50:52,700
- Oh my god, you're right!
1125
00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:54,933
What if I want to use the bathroom?
1126
00:50:54,933 --> 00:50:55,933
- No!
1127
00:50:55,933 --> 00:50:57,033
No, daquiris.
1128
00:50:58,633 --> 00:51:02,800
(Parody of "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith)
1129
00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:16,966
- So the other day at school, Debbie was talking
1130
00:52:16,966 --> 00:52:19,933
shit about me and I elbowed her in the left tit,
1131
00:52:19,933 --> 00:52:20,966
it's really funny.
1132
00:52:20,966 --> 00:52:22,500
- Wow, really?
1133
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:24,600
- Yeah, and Portia was like, "You're like Wonder Woman".
1134
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,033
And I said, "No, you're like Wonder Woman because
1135
00:52:27,033 --> 00:52:29,800
"you're the one with glitter on their shoes."
1136
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,700
God, those were great shoes.
1137
00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:33,133
Did you see them?
1138
00:52:33,133 --> 00:52:34,200
- No.
1139
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,866
I like shoes.
1140
00:52:35,866 --> 00:52:37,933
- I totally wanted to borrow them, but you know,
1141
00:52:37,933 --> 00:52:39,733
I can't now.
1142
00:52:39,733 --> 00:52:41,400
Well, maybe I can.
1143
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:42,233
- Yeah.
1144
00:52:43,466 --> 00:52:44,566
Let's French.
1145
00:52:44,566 --> 00:52:45,400
- Okay.
1146
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:48,766
Wait, wait, wait.
1147
00:52:48,766 --> 00:52:50,700
What about you and Pam?
1148
00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:53,166
- Well, I really still think we should get help,
1149
00:52:53,166 --> 00:52:55,633
but to answer your question, I'm definitely planning
1150
00:52:55,633 --> 00:52:58,400
on going to college, I'm just not sure which one yet.
1151
00:52:58,400 --> 00:52:59,700
- Guys, what the hell is wrong with you?
1152
00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:01,600
Jenny, you know we need to get everyone together
1153
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,866
and get the fuck outta here.
1154
00:53:03,866 --> 00:53:04,866
- You're right.
1155
00:53:04,866 --> 00:53:06,100
Okay everybody.
1156
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:07,333
Grab your weapons.
1157
00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:08,666
We're gonna go to the police station together.
1158
00:53:08,666 --> 00:53:10,733
- I'm not going out there!
1159
00:53:10,733 --> 00:53:12,133
You fucking crazy?
1160
00:53:12,133 --> 00:53:14,066
My best friend Mike was murdered out there.
1161
00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:17,266
There's a murder out there an I'm not going!
1162
00:53:17,266 --> 00:53:19,166
When they do crunches, they stick out (mumbles).
1163
00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:20,400
- Ooh, that's nice.
1164
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,366
- What the fuck are you talking about?
1165
00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:25,533
Sharon killed Mike, and Portia is dead
1166
00:53:25,533 --> 00:53:27,233
in the bathroom, which means the killer
1167
00:53:27,233 --> 00:53:28,433
is in here!
1168
00:53:28,433 --> 00:53:29,966
(gasping)
1169
00:53:29,966 --> 00:53:31,200
- Oh my god, you're right!
1170
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:34,300
Portia was killed in the fucking house!
1171
00:53:34,300 --> 00:53:35,533
- So the killer's in the house?
1172
00:53:35,533 --> 00:53:37,066
- We gotta get the fuck outta here!
1173
00:53:37,066 --> 00:53:38,700
- That's what I've been saying for the last hour!
1174
00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:40,533
- Shut up nobody's talking to you.
1175
00:53:40,533 --> 00:53:42,066
You weren't even invited!
1176
00:53:42,066 --> 00:53:44,466
- No seriously you guys, we have to get out of here now,
1177
00:53:44,466 --> 00:53:46,833
grab a weapon, let's go!
1178
00:53:46,833 --> 00:53:49,833
(upbeat rock music)
1179
00:54:14,933 --> 00:54:18,000
- [All] One, two, three, go Wildcats!
1180
00:54:19,266 --> 00:54:21,266
- Can't find my knife.
1181
00:54:21,266 --> 00:54:23,133
(gagging)
1182
00:54:23,133 --> 00:54:25,100
- Ew gross, what the fuck is your problem?
1183
00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:28,000
(choking)
1184
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,733
(shrieking)
1185
00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:30,866
- Bonjour.
1186
00:54:30,866 --> 00:54:33,033
(screaming)
1187
00:54:33,033 --> 00:54:33,866
Tres bein.
1188
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:37,766
(screaming)
1189
00:54:37,766 --> 00:54:39,500
(driving rock music)
1190
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:43,000
(screaming and wimpering)
1191
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,133
(screaming incoherently)
1192
00:55:07,133 --> 00:55:08,700
- [Jenny] No way, the killer's out there!
1193
00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:10,300
- Come on, if we stay out here long he'll kill us!
1194
00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:13,366
(driving rock music)
1195
00:55:15,266 --> 00:55:18,633
- You weren't even invited, why don't you just
1196
00:55:18,633 --> 00:55:20,133
go home!
1197
00:55:20,133 --> 00:55:21,800
- Come on Ginger, open the goddamn door!
1198
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,833
- [Ginger] Okay, okay!
1199
00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:26,933
(driving rock music)
1200
00:55:32,533 --> 00:55:34,000
- Hurry he's coming!
1201
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,733
- [Jenny] We almost got it, we almost got it!
1202
00:55:37,733 --> 00:55:39,466
This is so heavy!
1203
00:55:39,466 --> 00:55:42,566
(driving rock music)
1204
00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:47,233
- He's gonna fucking kill us, open the door!
1205
00:55:47,233 --> 00:55:49,266
(grunting)
1206
00:55:49,266 --> 00:55:51,366
- [Jenny] We're almost there!
1207
00:55:51,366 --> 00:55:54,233
(scraping of knife blades)
1208
00:55:54,233 --> 00:55:55,833
- He's almost here!
1209
00:55:58,833 --> 00:56:01,100
He's gonna fucking kill us!
1210
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,433
(panting and screaming)
1211
00:56:04,433 --> 00:56:07,533
(blood curdling screams)
1212
00:56:07,533 --> 00:56:09,366
(driving rock music)
1213
00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:11,366
(shrieking)
1214
00:56:11,366 --> 00:56:14,433
(driving rock music)
1215
00:56:37,566 --> 00:56:38,600
- Come on, Debbie!
1216
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:39,566
Go in the garage!
1217
00:56:39,566 --> 00:56:41,900
(screaming)
1218
00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,666
♪ Yo quiero Das Tacos
1219
00:56:49,566 --> 00:56:52,100
♪ Neccissito Das Tacos
1220
00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:55,766
(driving rock music)
1221
00:56:55,766 --> 00:56:58,733
(screaming)
1222
00:56:58,733 --> 00:57:00,900
(banging)
1223
00:57:02,066 --> 00:57:05,166
(driving rock music)
1224
00:57:07,066 --> 00:57:10,300
(screaming and crying)
1225
00:57:20,733 --> 00:57:21,900
- Go Wildcats!
1226
00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:24,433
- Now serving...
1227
00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:27,266
A table for two.
1228
00:57:27,266 --> 00:57:28,466
- You leave us alone or you'll be sitting
1229
00:57:28,466 --> 00:57:30,433
in as the mime!
1230
00:57:30,433 --> 00:57:33,400
(buzzing of chainsaw)
1231
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,233
(screaming)
1232
00:57:35,233 --> 00:57:38,300
(squirting of blood)
1233
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,600
- I'm gonna rip the shit outta you, Frenchie!
1234
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:49,433
(upbeat rock music)
1235
00:57:49,433 --> 00:57:53,200
(clanging of wood and metal)
1236
00:58:03,433 --> 00:58:06,600
(happy Mexican music)
1237
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,600
(upbeat rock music)
1238
00:58:12,666 --> 00:58:16,400
(clanging of wood and metal)
1239
00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:33,800
(screaming)
1240
00:58:38,433 --> 00:58:41,300
(grunting and punching of wood into flesh)
1241
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:43,233
(grunting)
1242
00:58:43,233 --> 00:58:47,066
(squishing of blood and guts)
1243
00:58:57,433 --> 00:58:58,833
You fucker!
1244
00:58:58,833 --> 00:59:03,000
(grunting and squishing of blood and guts)
1245
00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:11,866
(dramatic music)
1246
00:59:32,766 --> 00:59:36,266
(upbeat electronic music)
1247
00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:48,900
- You know what I like about high school boys?
1248
00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:51,000
- What's that Coach?
1249
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,600
- I keep gettin' older,
1250
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:54,833
and they stay the same age.
1251
00:59:57,566 --> 00:59:59,333
Come back, Shane.
1252
00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:02,833
(upbeat electronic music)
1253
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:18,700
- So listen, me and the guys are thinking like,
1254
01:00:19,833 --> 01:00:21,566
the penultimate super band, alright,
1255
01:00:21,566 --> 01:00:23,933
and like, dude, everybody knows that Europe and Asia
1256
01:00:23,933 --> 01:00:25,533
are like the bands.
1257
01:00:25,533 --> 01:00:26,700
- Yeah. - Know what I mean?
1258
01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:27,633
- Yeah.
1259
01:00:27,633 --> 01:00:28,700
- So, are you ready for this?
1260
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:31,200
- This is the name of the band.
1261
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:32,333
Eurasia.
1262
01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:33,366
- Yeah!
1263
01:00:33,366 --> 01:00:34,366
- Huh?
1264
01:00:34,366 --> 01:00:35,366
- Yeah!
1265
01:00:35,366 --> 01:00:36,366
- Bring it!
1266
01:00:36,366 --> 01:00:37,366
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
1267
01:00:37,366 --> 01:00:39,633
(softly whispering)
1268
01:00:39,633 --> 01:00:43,133
(upbeat electronic music)
1269
01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:59,900
(upbeat rock music)
1270
01:02:10,466 --> 01:02:12,300
♪ You gotta run
1271
01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:13,633
♪ If you're gonna survive
1272
01:02:13,633 --> 01:02:15,733
♪ You gotta live it up
1273
01:02:15,733 --> 01:02:17,466
♪ Or else you're gonna die
1274
01:02:17,466 --> 01:02:18,800
♪ You gotta fight
1275
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:19,800
♪ Fight
1276
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:20,833
♪ If you wanna survive
1277
01:02:20,833 --> 01:02:22,700
♪ You gotta live it up
1278
01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:26,033
♪ Like it's World War I
1279
01:02:28,833 --> 01:02:32,433
♪ White lightning run with
1280
01:02:32,433 --> 01:02:36,066
♪ (Mumbling)
1281
01:02:36,066 --> 01:02:40,033
♪ Magic Mountain let it love
1282
01:02:40,033 --> 01:02:43,433
♪ Wildcat (mumbling)
1283
01:02:43,433 --> 01:02:47,000
♪ It's like bulkhead (mumbles)
1284
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,333
♪ She's hanging (mumbling)
1285
01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:53,900
♪ She took the drum to Appleville
1286
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:56,733
♪ She got caught up in that as well.
1287
01:02:56,733 --> 01:02:58,266
♪ You gotta fight
1288
01:02:58,266 --> 01:02:59,700
♪ If you're gonna survive
1289
01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:01,666
♪ You gotta live it up
1290
01:03:01,666 --> 01:03:03,400
♪ Rock the dragon's eye
1291
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,100
♪ Gotta love
1292
01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:06,733
♪ If you wanna survive
1293
01:03:06,733 --> 01:03:10,900
♪ You gotta live it up drinkin' Spanish Fly
1294
01:03:14,966 --> 01:03:18,333
♪ Ashes to ashes neon lights
1295
01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:21,966
♪ I'll gun like it's your wedding day
1296
01:03:21,966 --> 01:03:25,600
♪ Little Suzie I'll be your holy man
1297
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:29,366
♪ Just hold tight to my caliber ram
1298
01:03:29,366 --> 01:03:32,600
♪ White Liger black tiger
1299
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:36,300
♪ You're (mumbling) to my Ghengis Khan
1300
01:03:36,300 --> 01:03:37,833
♪ Oh man she's backside
1301
01:03:37,833 --> 01:03:39,933
♪ Bedroom eyes
1302
01:03:39,933 --> 01:03:42,633
♪ My jig is almost ready to rock tight
1303
01:03:42,633 --> 01:03:44,200
♪ You gotta fight
1304
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,200
♪ Fight
1305
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,200
♪ If you wanna survive
1306
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,600
♪ You gotta live it up
1307
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,533
♪ Like a filthy rabbi
1308
01:03:49,533 --> 01:03:50,866
♪ You gotta burn
1309
01:03:50,866 --> 01:03:52,633
♪ If you're gonna survive
1310
01:03:52,633 --> 01:03:57,000
♪ You gotta live it up wear a bolo tie
1311
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,300
(dramatic guitar solo)
1312
01:04:34,766 --> 01:04:37,100
(bass solo)
1313
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:47,633
♪ No no no
1314
01:04:47,633 --> 01:04:48,466
♪ Fight
1315
01:04:48,466 --> 01:04:49,300
♪ No no no
1316
01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:51,033
♪ Fight
1317
01:04:51,033 --> 01:04:54,033
♪ Fight fight fight
1318
01:05:00,566 --> 01:05:02,000
♪ You gotta fight
1319
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,000
♪ Fight
1320
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,266
♪ If you're gonna survive
1321
01:05:04,266 --> 01:05:07,366
♪ You gotta live it up like a kidney pie
1322
01:05:07,366 --> 01:05:09,000
♪ You gotta burn
1323
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,000
♪ Burn
1324
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,266
♪ If you wanna survive
1325
01:05:11,266 --> 01:05:13,333
♪ You gotta live it up I'm with the FBI
1326
01:05:13,333 --> 01:05:15,566
♪ You gotta burn
1327
01:05:15,566 --> 01:05:16,566
♪ Burn
1328
01:05:16,566 --> 01:05:17,833
♪ If you're gonna survive
1329
01:05:17,833 --> 01:05:21,233
♪ You gotta live it up that's a tse tse fly
1330
01:05:21,233 --> 01:05:22,900
♪ You gotta burn
1331
01:05:22,900 --> 01:05:23,900
♪ Burn
1332
01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:25,133
♪ If you're gonna survive
1333
01:05:25,133 --> 01:05:28,300
♪ You gotta live it rock the dragon's eye
1334
01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:30,500
♪ Get me higher yeah
1335
01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:33,766
♪ You gotta live it up
1336
01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:39,200
(dramatic eerie music)
1337
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:08,300
(whooshing of metal through air)
1338
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:11,533
(dramatic eerie music)
1339
01:06:21,366 --> 01:06:24,200
(slow rock music)
1340
01:06:32,900 --> 01:06:37,066
♪ Longer than there's been nipples on the ocean
1341
01:06:38,366 --> 01:06:42,433
♪ Higher than any pen ever wrote
1342
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:48,666
♪ Longer than you've been all sixes and sevens
1343
01:06:50,666 --> 01:06:54,066
♪ Sapphire and dungaries
1344
01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:04,100
♪ Stronger than any seam busting trunk calls
1345
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:09,966
♪ Truer than any shit skin treboo
1346
01:07:11,766 --> 01:07:15,933
♪ Deeper than a rapport with the Devil
1347
01:07:17,766 --> 01:07:21,166
♪ Sapphire and dungaries
1348
01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:28,233
♪ (Screaming incoherently)
1349
01:07:28,233 --> 01:07:31,266
♪ A long time ago
1350
01:07:31,266 --> 01:07:35,433
♪ Take me to your castle far away
1351
01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:43,266
♪ Through the years as as the blues start to yellow
1352
01:07:45,100 --> 01:07:49,266
♪ Fading lines in the crook of our wives
1353
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:55,066
♪ Though the grinding that raging white jello
1354
01:07:56,900 --> 01:08:00,366
♪ Sapphire and Dungaries
1355
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,400
♪ Sapphire and Dungaries
1356
01:09:23,966 --> 01:09:24,966
- Good shouting.
1357
01:09:24,966 --> 01:09:26,266
- [Man] Thanks asshole!
1358
01:09:26,266 --> 01:09:27,633
- [Man Two] Cut it, shut.
1359
01:09:27,633 --> 01:09:29,066
- [Man] Cut?
1360
01:09:29,066 --> 01:09:31,033
Alright, you're gettin' ready?
1361
01:09:31,033 --> 01:09:32,200
- [Woman] His mic is good?
1362
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,433
- [Man] His mic is good.
1363
01:09:34,433 --> 01:09:35,266
Action!
1364
01:09:35,266 --> 01:09:37,933
(door creaking)
1365
01:09:39,166 --> 01:09:41,033
- Sorry, let me.
1366
01:09:41,033 --> 01:09:42,033
- [Man] Keep going.
1367
01:09:42,033 --> 01:09:43,233
- [Director] Rolling!
1368
01:09:43,233 --> 01:09:44,066
Action!
1369
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,966
- I'm glad we got outta that sausage fest.
1370
01:09:51,966 --> 01:09:53,066
My ass hurts.
1371
01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:56,566
(laughing)
1372
01:09:58,466 --> 01:10:00,166
- [Director] Action!
1373
01:10:00,166 --> 01:10:02,833
(door creaking)
1374
01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:06,400
- Glad we got outta that sausage fest,
1375
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:09,033
my brown feels violated.
1376
01:10:09,033 --> 01:10:11,266
(laughing)
1377
01:10:12,966 --> 01:10:15,300
- [Man] Stop being so funny!
1378
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:23,666
- It was in class, right, and Jessica, right,
1379
01:10:23,666 --> 01:10:25,800
she passed a note to me, and it was about you.
1380
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,333
(thud and clanking of glass)
1381
01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,333
- Fucking shit, bro.
1382
01:10:29,333 --> 01:10:30,500
(laughing)
1383
01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:32,200
- [Mike] Yeah, fuck yeah!
1384
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,600
- Dude, (mumbling).
1385
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,433
(thudding)
1386
01:10:35,433 --> 01:10:36,266
- You need to rub it.
1387
01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:37,433
- No, get away from me.
1388
01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:39,266
(laughing)
1389
01:10:39,266 --> 01:10:40,866
- [Mike] Fuck yeah!
1390
01:10:47,266 --> 01:10:49,766
(beat boxing)
1391
01:10:50,966 --> 01:10:52,933
♪ My mother said don't make this movie
1392
01:10:52,933 --> 01:10:55,433
♪ But I'm here in a basement groovin'
1393
01:10:55,433 --> 01:10:57,933
(beat boxing)
1394
01:11:01,100 --> 01:11:02,800
♪ Work it
1395
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:05,300
♪ Work it
1396
01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:06,133
♪ White Liger
1397
01:11:06,133 --> 01:11:08,633
♪ White Liger
1398
01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:12,466
♪ Do the Wildcat
1399
01:11:13,466 --> 01:11:15,200
♪ Wildcats
1400
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,700
(beat boxing)
1401
01:11:26,566 --> 01:11:29,300
♪ On three, one, two, three
1402
01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:31,000
♪ Go Wildcats
1403
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,000
♪ Go Wildcats
1404
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,366
♪ Wildcats
1405
01:11:34,366 --> 01:11:35,933
♪ Wildcats
1406
01:11:35,933 --> 01:11:37,400
♪ Break it down
1407
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:40,500
♪ Break it down
1408
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,100
♪ The best
1409
01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:43,933
♪ The best
1410
01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:46,133
♪ The best
1411
01:11:46,133 --> 01:11:48,366
♪ The best
1412
01:11:56,533 --> 01:11:58,433
♪ Wildcats
1413
01:11:58,433 --> 01:12:00,566
♪ Wildcats
1414
01:12:00,566 --> 01:12:02,933
♪ You thought we were done but we weren't
1415
01:12:02,933 --> 01:12:05,200
(laughing)
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