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What up?

What you doing?

Well, some barbecue in here.

So let me ask you, how long have you been dating my daughter for?

Two months.

Two months, eh?

All right.

Where did you meet my daughter by the way?

Strange story.

I didn't say at the mall.

At the mall, you say? Really?

She doesn't seem to be quite your type.

She usually goes for the big, strong kind of men.

Alright,

so which one do you want? Do you want a hot dog or do you want a hamburger?

Give me a burger. Okay, I'll get you a burger.

Oh, hey, Jeff.

Just what I was thinking.

Hey, good, Dad. Excellent.

What a wonderful being for a daughter.

Thank you so much for making me a famous Fourth of July burger, Dad.

Anything for my sweet little daughter.

I'm glad you brought your little boyfriend with you, too.

I don't know.

It's full pain.

Do you ever do any, like, athletic things?

Still in school, right?

Yeah, I play a bit of football.

Football? Yeah.

What is a wide receiver or something, not a blocker? Running back, actually.

Running back.

Okay.

How's that going?

It's going pretty good.

It's going pretty good? Yeah.

Is it a real hard sport to do?

No, not really. Not when you have your mind into it.

Okay. I myself am quite a tennis player.

I've won several awards and whatnot.

How about you? How's the championship?

Not there so far. We're just midway through the season.

Midway through the season, eh?

Well, you know, you just got to try.

It's a long, hard journey ahead.

You just have to try your best to, you know, succeed.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm okay.

I just have a small headache.

Small headache, eh? Yeah.

Yeah, you don't quite seem all the way there.

You brought the buns.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's the buns?

You also brought the bread.

It shows. Oh, oh, I dropped it.

Kind of quiet.

Yeah, I'm okay.

I'm just waiting for my burger.

I'm working on it. I had some trouble with the propane. Give me a minute,

Okay.

Can you share?

I'm trying to show you how it's done.

She's bloody.

Shh.

Shh.

Have you ever had any of your girlfriends that nice with you?

No.

I hope not.

I think they wouldn't cut.

They probably wouldn't go and talk to you.

Very good job.

Well, thank you. I made tons of hamburgers and sausages.

Yeah, there's a lot of meat over there.

Oh, yeah, I know how much you love your meat.

I do like my meat, especially yours.

All nice and grilled up.

Oh, honey.

I wonder where those kids are.

You know, these kids are always running around on their cell phones and stuff

like that. Yeah, that's probably what they're doing.

They're taking selfies or something, right?

It is millennials and it's selfies.

Trying to post on social media how epic the relationship is.

It wasn't like that in our day, honey.

I know. The good old days.

Give me a massage?

Wow, this all looks so amazing.

I know, honey.

I feel like I need to eat it.

a great job oh i got you know i spent a long time growing all this stuff and

yeah that's right that's so sweet of you such a good husband i

know i know oh man all this looks so good i'm sure the kids are gonna be

oh they'll be happy that young 18 teenage love right

oh yeah nothing beats it no nothing beats it remember when we were young

and we fuck like animals.

Whoa. I really miss those days.

Watch your language. The kids might be around. Oh, come on. Live a little.

It's 4th of July.

Oh, okay.

I can't wait for the big explosion. Oh, me neither.

Yeah,

just boom, boom, boom, you know? Yeah, I like those thick ones, you know, that

shoot out all the pretty fireworks.

They just feel so like, oh, orgasmic. It's amazing.

Oh, the beautiful, beautiful colors. You know, it's definitely great.

Love this holiday. Fourth of July is just so great. Wow.

Isn't it wonderful? Yes, it just makes me so excited.

To just celebrate the best thing of our country.

Yes, the fireworks are so great.

Yeah, and then the bands are playing our beautiful national anthem.

Yeah, it's all so great.

Such a great thing. Your father did such a nice job. Oh, you brought more

wieners. I did.

Thank you so much for doing all of this. Absolutely. We always have more wieners

here.

You never have enough of them. No, you definitely can't have enough wieners.

You know how much you girls love sausage and hot dogs.

Don't you?

Those look so good.

Absolutely.

Great day. Do we have enough forks? I think we're okay right now.

All right. I think we need some more.

Yeah, if we need some more, I can always go inside and, you know, grab some.

All right, yeah. I think we're accounted for.

Everybody got Adria, her boyfriend.

I got you.

Yep. Bye.

How many knives do we have?

I think we have enough.

We might need some more.

Some more? Yeah.

No, I think we have plenty.

Plenty, you think? Okay.

All right, well, I think it's about time we go down to the park, you know, wait

until sunset comes by, and, you know, we'll get a blanket and sit down and

the explosions.

Oh, yeah, I think that's great.

Yeah, you do, honey.

Mm -hmm.

You know what, honey? I think we do need some more silverware. I'll be right

back, all right? Yeah, yeah. Give me it. I think we're buying some silverware.

Well, someone get me another fork around here.

I don't want you guys to be forking around.

Let me go find that for you, Dad. Okay.

Go ahead, daughter.

Oh, yes.

Get you in here.

Take these clothes off of you.

Yes. Best Fourth of July you've ever had, huh?

So far, yeah. Yeah.

What are you guys doing?

What do you mean? What does it look like we're doing?

We just stole him from outside and dragged him in here. We had to get him

from your father.

Mom. I'm not your mother. Stop calling me that. I'm your stepmother. My name is

Monique.

God.

Will you just sit there and bitch or are you going to come join us?

Quit being a baby about it. Get over here.

I mean, I guess.

See,

I sure used to be nicer, right?

You don't need to hog them all to yourself.

There you go.

Show your step mommy how you like to step back.

He's like, yeah, you're a bit overdressed.

Got

yourself

a variety day.

Your boyfriend's awfully quiet.

Is he always like this when you guys talk?

Get it nice and hard so I can hop on it.

No.

Happy years, happy years.

Yes, be it. Like you're dripping all over. Just dripping all over.

Take his car

Oh,

we're doing that.

This is going to be your best 4th of July ever, huh?

I can't do it.

There's one.

There you go.

There you go.

Take a little charge.

There you go.

You can touch the merchandise.

It's okay. We allow that here.

There it is.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Are you like watching that from under there?

Watch this. I'll go inside. Wait, okay.

Yeah, we can taste that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

You're just gagging on it down there.

I'm gonna get a nurse ready for you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

MMMMMMMMMMM

Oh, shit.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh,

my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, look at you.

You're so good.

Here you go.

You're so nice to share.

I don't know what to say.

Me.

You like that?

Shoot that nice little...

Yum.

That was really good, but we probably should get back outside.

Or maybe we won't.

I want to clean up first.

No, you don't want to miss the fireworks.

No. Your dad's probably wondering where we're at.

Bang bros.